The Free Talk Live BBS
Free Talk Live => General => Topic started by: Chronicles on June 10, 2009, 12:44:34 AM
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http://omegle.com/
I found this site rather fun, so I thought I would share. I do wonder if there is really complete anonymity in such a place.
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LOL
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Believe in spring bro ,you will live forever
Stranger: or die soon
You: i choose die
Stranger: well ,
Stranger: you believe in what
You: Kittens
Stranger: what is kittens
Stranger: a country?
You: my god
You: All hail the mighty kittens
Stranger: sorry ,i really dont know
You: do a google search on kittens
Stranger: i cant find anything
You: k
You: http://images.google.com/images?q=kittens&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: you are cat man?
You: sure
Stranger: you male or female
Stranger: ?
You: Male
You: meow
Stranger: fuck you a cat
Stranger: you stole my cat
You: Hisss!
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Okay, I tried it:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: how r u?
You: I'm pretty decent. I'm testing my theory that only people who want sex chat come here. What's your motive?
Stranger: also,but i'm interested in other people
Stranger: just when i'm horny i'm looking for sex;)
You: Cool. I'm a nerd but I get enough sex, so I only chat to vent rage or to have goofy conversations
Stranger: yeah,something like that
You: I vote for goofy
Stranger: i vote for sex
You: goofy sex?
Stranger: no,just sex
Stranger: drunk sex
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi - 25 m eng
You: Hi! have you heard of the Free State Project? http://www.freestateproject.org
Stranger: no what is it?
You: I'm not sure
You: I was hoping you could help
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Howdy stranger
You: Hello?
You: Hello........
Stranger: hey
You: What's going on?
Stranger: good
Stranger: u?
You: Good what?
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Stranger: u girl?
You: YA I GIRL I WANT HOT CYBER
You: dude if you want to jerk off the internet is full of porn
Stranger: yes
You: www.redtube.com
You: knock yourself
You: dont you want to talk about something besides sex?
Stranger: yes
You: so what makes you different to the other 6 billion people on this planet
Stranger: show me u tits
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My second conversation has gone on quite a bit longer......we're having a lovely chat about toilets in central China.
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Stranger: let's talk about u and me
Stranger: and we?
You: Okay
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Allison. What's yours?
Stranger: Bruce Chan
You: Really? Did your parents name you after Bruce Lee, by any chance?
Stranger: nope,it's my english name
Stranger: l'm not Bruce Lee
Stranger: he is my idol
You: So how did you find out about this web site?
Stranger: through out one of my friends
You: I thought it might be one of those sites where they try to pass the Turing Test. Have you heard of that? It's when people try to create a computer program to impersonate a human.
Stranger: nope,never heard!
Stranger: You make eye-opener for me!
Stranger: thanks
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You: Howdy
Stranger: PEDHOPHILE
Stranger: PEDHOPHILE
You: Really? You or me?
Stranger: YOU
You: Okay, but you spelled it wrong
You: It's spelled pedophile
Stranger: you are proabbly looking for some little girl/boy to creep on
Stranger: so please spare everyone
You: I could say the same about you
Stranger: and leave them alone
Stranger: they don't want you
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You: Howdy
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: oh hey
Stranger: people are rude
You: No kidding! I just talked to somebody who accused me of being a "PEDHOPHILE" right after I said hello
You: He/she didn't listen when I corrected him/her on his/her spelling. ;-)
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You: Howdy
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: oh hey
Stranger: people are rude
You: No kidding! I just talked to somebody who accused me of being a "PEDHOPHILE" right after I said hello
You: He/she didn't listen when I corrected him/her on his/her spelling. ;-)
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You probably stumbled across a classroom project. You should be receiving a visit from the local FBI office.
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Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heh, are you mimicking the web site now?
You: Hello, Random Stranger
Stranger: no, they stole my line
You: Those bastards!
Stranger: time to file a lawsuit
You: Definitely. Line-stealers, all of them
You: That's your intellectual property
Stranger: the internets stole them all
Stranger: now im broke
You: I'm pretty sure this site has convinced me it's not a Turing Test
You: What do you think?
Stranger: uhhhhhhh
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey. ;-)
You: This is one weird site
Stranger: asl?
You: American Sign Language? Sorry, I don't know it
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi are you seventh day adventist?
You: No, but I've heard of them. Does that count?
Stranger: agh
Stranger: no
Stranger: dang
You: Sorry!
Stranger: sorry
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hej vem är du
You: I don't speak that. I'm english only.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hej vem är du
You: I don't speak that. I'm english only.
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Oh, too bad! He asked "How are you" It's too bad we can't swap strangers. :)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Well, now that the formailties are out of the way...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jesus was a jew
You: So he was.
You: How'd that work out for him?
Stranger: He got murdered
You: I heard he was handy with a hammer and nails, too.
You: Oh, too bad.
Stranger: Yep!
You: I think I heard that story once.
Stranger: yeah they said he was the maker of the rhino.
You: So he made them horny?
Stranger: im horny
You: I'm not, I'm at work.
Stranger: work shmurk i do everything at work
You: The just pay you to be there, eh?
Stranger: yeah pretty much
You: I see. Good work if you can get it.
Stranger: ever been so mad at someone you pissed on them?
You: No, but I would if they got stung by a jellyfish.
You: I hear that helps.
Stranger: yeah i peed on a girl once. But why did she drink it?
You: Thirsty, I guess. You weren't attempting to cross the Sahara at the time, were you? That might be a good reason.
Stranger: nah if i were i would have killed her and drank her blood
You: Then you could join the bushmen in their hunting tribe. I think that's a right of passage with those dudes.
You: Or rather, RITE of passage.
Stranger: bushmen? are there bushwomen?
You: In the bushes.
Stranger: do they have bushes?
You: Surely. There's no Wal-Mart with disposable razors 3 for $2.99 out there.
Stranger: Shit. Well that is a problem.
You: That's why I stay close to civilization.
Stranger: but wh4t 1f d4 r4zor5 g0t d4 h3rp35?!?!?!?!?!?!
You: Acyclovir. I hear that helps.
You: Don't skip a day, though. You can still transmit the disease even with no visible symptoms.
Stranger: shit. i love sticking rotten tomatoes up my wet asshole
You: Oh my. This is going in an uncomfortable direction.
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I suppose I baited him with that rhino crack, but no more for me while at work. I could get fired. I should have suspected a lot of juvenile trollery.
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Stranger: no point in lying i think
Stranger: cos people will think your lying no matter what ;)
You: Well yeah, that's exactly the thing! On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog
You: I could be a nun from Uganda, I guess
You: Or a plumber from Mozambique
Stranger: that would be cool
Stranger: lol
You: So how about you're a tiger breeder from Omsk, Norway?
You: (Pretty thick furred tigers, I guess)
Stranger: definitly¬!
You: What would you be if you could choose anything?
Stranger: lol dunno
Stranger: what i am now
Stranger: :)
You: Umm, some bloke on the internet. ;-)
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: to you yes
Stranger: but to many people i ....
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: im just a bloke on the net :P
You: hehe
You: Oh, so in reality you're Prince Charles?
You: David Beckham?
Stranger: both gay boys
Stranger: so no
You: hehe
You: why am I assuming male? You could be Lily Allen, for all I know
You: Okay, apparently not. ;-)
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A good conversation:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Today I learned
Stranger: that
Stranger: people are unreliable.
You: 28, m, New Hampshire, the Live Free or Die state
You: you are correct
Stranger: 17, f, Saudi Arabia
You: you should only try to rely on yourself
Stranger: (no joke)
You: and that may not work
You: I always let myself down
Stranger: Well I do that often. It never works.
Stranger: Ditto
Stranger: See
Stranger: I'm a perfectionist
You: that's a good thing to be
Stranger: Except, I'm scared of not being perfect
You: well, you aren't perfect
Stranger: So I do the opposite of being perfect
Stranger: Why thank you :P
Stranger: And tell myself that I could do better if I tried
You: i do what I can
You: there is always room for improvement
You: like when I play grand theft auto
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: best game EVER
You: I could always kill more cops
You: steal more cars
You: rape more women
Stranger: yeh.. the good life >_>
You: I need to work on that
Stranger: Do you ever drive a car and think of slamming into people to gain points
You: yes I do, well, not to gain points
You: when I am in a car and someone else is driving
You: I often encourage them to hit people walking around
You: wait, you aren't even allowed to drive in real life
Stranger: That's a myth
Stranger: Kidding, it's true :P
Stranger: BUT!
You: of course, I don't actually hit people when driving
Stranger: I live... well, I used to live, in this residential camp thing where I could drive
Stranger: Except I never learned, so
Stranger: Oh well that's a shame :P
You: maybe you will drive a car before you die
You: I'm sure you are fantastic on a bike
Stranger: ahahahaha
Stranger: I can't remember the last time I've been on a bike
Stranger: Bikes + Saudi heat = not a good combo
You: well, you must be a great walker
Stranger: I sure am
Stranger: Better runner
You: not much heat in New Hampshire, I think it got to 73 today
You: running is good
Stranger: Running is awesome
You: Cloudy
Feels Like:
66°
Barometer:
29.94 in and steady
Humidity:
73%
Visibility:
10 mi
Dewpoint:
57°
Wind:
SE 5 mph
Sunrise:
5:10 am
Sunset:
8:27 pm
Stranger: Especially when you have a disproportionate body where your legs = 3/4 your body. You can just walk and you'd still be faster than everybody
Stranger: oh wait I'll do that
You: I used to run a lot in the army, still run sometimes like yesterday
Stranger: Alright I'm too tired to keep looking
You: lol
Stranger: Let's just say it's extremely hot
You: yeah, heat = not me
Stranger: The army. Interesting! Have you ever been... well... overseas?
You: I break out if I get sweaty
Stranger: On military duty, obviously
You: not across the ocean
Stranger: What's it like?
You: but I said no
You: I can make it up
Stranger: My friend from Germany is about to start his service. I know it's not obligatory in the states... right?
You: hell no it isn't
Stranger: haha
You: I volunteered
Stranger: Well it is there. He's putting off uni for that.
You: if people were forced to do it, it would be like slavery
Stranger: Yeh it's not mandatory here, either
Stranger: Because I think they have a surplus of militants anyway
Stranger: 'cause what they do is
You: I think SA has a lot of money
Stranger: they go to the south, The Empty Quarter, where Bedouins still live
You: and the US helps protect it
You: Bedouins?
Stranger: and ask them whether or not they want to join civilization :P
Stranger: ummm. like. nomads?
Stranger: yeh then they join the "army"
You: oh, we don't have that around here unless you count the homeless folks
Stranger: haha
Stranger: reminds me of a cartoon I saw today
Stranger: wait brb
Stranger: ok back
Stranger: I almost accidentally disconnected
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: yeh it was this drawing of a guy in the street, then a woman passes by and reads the sign he's holding up and she says "omg that is sooo deep"
Stranger: then they show you the sign and it says "I have no home"
You: not sure if I get it
You: my friend runs a cartoon site which features a bunch of comics I don't get, anarchyinyourhead.com
Stranger: yeh I don't get a whole bunch of cartoons either. makes me wonder if I'm stupid or it's the other way around. My level of intelligence is way beyond them :P
Stranger: ok lol I saw the first cartoon. I'd love to say I get it.............
You: oh look
You: I am going to a party
You: my friend was released from jail and we are having a party
You: I got to go to it now
Stranger: Oh yeh, I love those types of parties, always the best........ I go to them alllll the time
Stranger: :P have fun
You: cool bye
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My convo:
Stranger: Cock cam here
*closed window*
This site is gay...
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This last hour on that site has got to be one of the most disheartening hours I've ever spent on the internet.
only about 1 in 10 people are actually coherent or not there for HAWT CYBER, and of the ones who are responsive either dissappear in seconds or are entirely uninteresting.
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Stranger: hi
You: Meatballs are nature's perfect food
Stranger: you're right
Stranger: i haz meatballs in my fridge
You: swedish, or italian style?
Stranger: i prefer swedish
Stranger: you ?
You: I like all kinds. I have a coworker who makes swedish meatballs at every potluck. I end up taking some home
You: I just hate when bastards put rice or other unnecessary fillers
Stranger: what?!?! rice?
You: Sure, there are evil people who put filler in the meat and dilute the purity.
Stranger: >:O it feels bad to imagine rice or something else shit in my meatballs
You: no doubt
You: What else is good?
Stranger: hmm. i like kinda everything
Stranger: but i have to say - noodles
Stranger: in every way
You: Yeah, noodles good. You like Pho?
Stranger: ummm, what ?
You: It's like a vietnamese soup. There's lots of good pho places around me
Stranger: sounds good!
Stranger: there is nothing like that =(
Stranger: but thank god my sis is a great in the kitchen
You: Well, then what's you favorite noodles?
Stranger: chicken-chili
You: hmmm, sounds interesting
Stranger: i like shrimp too but some of them are too hot
Stranger: whats yours favorite ?
You: Well, I really like angel hair. I guess that counts as noodles.
Stranger: whooaa, never heard
Stranger: what's them ?
You: Angel hair pasta. Its really thin spaghetti
You: put a light tomato sauce in there and add meatballs...
Stranger: oh.... that sounds awesome
Stranger: like perfect food
You: Shoot. I gotta get back to work now. Go find yourself some Pho'
Stranger: I will.
Stranger: have fun!
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That chick was in Aramco's residential compound in Daharan. I used to trick-or-treat there.
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I just had a long conversation with a woman from Turkey about fashion, and then whether Turkey should be part of the European Union. Then begged off in order to make dinner.
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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: dont say ASL
Stranger: where are you from?
You: uk
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m or f?
You: does the answer matter?
Stranger: iam from sweden
Stranger: yes if iam talking to a gay i will disc
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i love you.
You: Cake or Death?
Stranger: cake.
You: Okay, I love you too then.
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This is providing me with some much needed entertainment today.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im the god
Stranger: of the world
Stranger: do u have any question to me?
You: You mean God of the world is like a Magic Eight Ball?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there
Stranger: hi
You: what's up?
Stranger: Nothing
Stranger: You?
Stranger: Asl?
You: found this on a website
You: 3500/M/Hell
You: I am the devil
You: but I'm a nice guy I swear
Stranger: Cool
You: have you ever heard of the Free State Project?
Stranger: And i'm Peter griffin
Stranger: No?, whats that?
You: It's moving liberty loving people all to one place, and that place is New Hampshire.
You: It's second only to hell
Stranger: Aha
You: do you like Devo?
Stranger: Did you heard abou prjocet madagaskar?
Stranger: hear*
You: I'm mad about madagascar
You: they have delicious humans
You: So when do we cyber?
Stranger: Do you liek to eat humans?
Stranger: cybersex?
You: yes
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Turtles or cheese?
Stranger: Cheese
You: Cheese or Cake?
Stranger: Cake
You: Cake or Death?
Stranger: Cake
You: Cake or Cake?
Stranger: Cake
You: Cake or Pie?
Stranger: Pie
You: Pie or Death?
Stranger: Pie
You: Pie or Turtles?
Stranger: Pie
You: Thank you for participating.
Stranger: your welcome
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Stranger: hi
You: Shake rules
Stranger: i agree
You: Awesome. My life has meaning now.
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I tried three. All any of them wanted was something called "asl."
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I tried three. All any of them wanted was something called "asl."
That's what I got too.
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I tried three. All any of them wanted was something called "asl."
Yes, today I learned that means age / sex / location.
Just think. The use of "asl" automatically identifies their priorities and saves you the trouble of deciphering the ramblings of a lonely wanker.
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I tried three. All any of them wanted was something called "asl."
Yes, today I learned that means age / sex / location.
Just think. The use of "asl" automatically identifies their priorities and saves you the trouble of deciphering the ramblings of a lonely wanker.
Stranger: asl?
You: American Sign Language? Sorry, I don't know it
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Personally, I think it's more fun not to know. :)
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...Personally, I think it's more fun not to know. :)
Sorry to spoil it then. You are stuck with playing dumb now.
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...Personally, I think it's more fun not to know. :)
Sorry to spoil it then. You are stuck with playing dumb now.
Umm, I meant that it's more fun not to know what someone's "asl" is right off the bat, not that it's more fun not to know what "asl" means.
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I just converted a catholic in to becoming a Quaker :P
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I think that if the first thing is asl, you pretty much know what they're looking for. And, it's not 58-m-spokane!
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I think that if the first thing is asl, you pretty much know what they're looking for. And, it's not 58-m-spokane!
It is for me, baby.... :)
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I liked the guy i chatted with. He was in a neck brace...
You: hello
Stranger: hey there
You: hows it going
Stranger: good, today is my birthday
You: happy birthday stranger.
Stranger: thanks stranger
Stranger: are you a dude?
You: no...u
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how old might you be?
You: 27...gettin old.
Stranger: not very old
You: i feel like this is 20 questions... i like it i think
You: how old are you today
Stranger: good
Stranger: dont feel like 18 though
Stranger: i just finished high school and my collar bone is broken
You: that sucks.
You: so you just chillin then
Stranger: yep, music and movies for me
You: cool. sorry to hear about that. i broke my pinky toe once and i was bed ridden.
Stranger: collar bone's less serious injury luckily
Stranger: hurt more when i broke my finger
You: haha
You: so are you a daredevil? a superhero?
You: why do u keep breaking your bones?
Stranger: haha, no i'm stupid =/
Stranger: stupid reasons
You: well stop it.
Stranger: i'm planning on it
then i had to get back to work...I'll prob try it again soon. Very fun.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i need a girl to talk
You: I need a turtle to love !
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The Icelandic Jehova's Witness conversation was a bit more interesting, may put it up later.
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I feel bad when I disconnect on people, and vaguely hurt when they disconnect on me.
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Did actually have a long interesting one with someone from China about how they felt about their gov't and how their gov't had them view people in the U.S.A.
He asked ' Do you like Chinese?' so, of course my question was 'Food or People ?'
Hadn't even dawned on my to 'not like' someone just because they are Chinese. :lol:
Then in my next chat, I of course went right back to playing around...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi !!!!!!
Stranger: how is life treating you?
You: Well thank you. You?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: if its not treating you well you can always be a Jehova's Witness
Stranger: thats very nice
You: Is it?
Stranger: yes it is
You: So, if your life is treating you well...then you shouldn't be a Witness?
Stranger: hmm yes of course
You: Sounds a bit fair weather to me.
Stranger: but if you decide to join please tell them that 0854883 invited you
Stranger: ok '
Stranger: ?
Stranger: :)
Stranger: please write that down
You: I will......
Stranger: haha
You: Now if I join, do I get to serve the 144,000 in heaven?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: but hey
Stranger: 144.000 thats the same
Stranger: as in my home town!
You: I'm not sure, I've been leaning towards Quaker.
Stranger: oh i didnt mean that im from heaven but still
Stranger: Quaker? whats that?
You: Quakers...like the guy on the oatmeal.
Stranger: hmm i dont even know what an oatmeal is
You : They should teach about Oatmeal in Witness school.
Stranger: :)
You: I do not beleve in being subservient.
Stranger: but there were mormons trying to seduce me on the bus the other day
Stranger: it was very uncomfortable
You: Seduce you with their religion or their magic underwear?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: oh
Stranger: was there something wrong with my english ?
Stranger: maybe 'seduce'
Stranger: im nervous
You: Jehova would make me nervous too, historically, he's been known to kill a lot of stuff.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so where are you from ?
You: Do you like get a referral fee?
Stranger: i dont know what that is
Stranger: oh you mean our monthly
Stranger: payday?
Stranger: aaaah
Stranger: no!
Stranger: i get it
Stranger: hahaha yes i do
You: Yeah, like $50 a convert or something like that.
Stranger: no not nearly so much
You: If I convert, do they look up your number in the Jehova book if I give it to them and you get a star?
Stranger: but hey
Stranger: yes and i have to collect 8 stars to become a
Stranger: elder
Stranger: but
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: NJ. you?
Stranger: iceland
Stranger: are you a female
Stranger: (i get more from refering them)
Stranger: ?
You: Iceland? Is your economy making you eat each other yet?
Stranger: nope of course not
You: okay...So I herd you like mudkipz?
Stranger: hmm what is that?
You: I would ask an elder, I seem to have more knowledge of Jehova than you do. Have a good day now.
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I took a page from Zat:
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Pizza or pasta?
Stranger: pizza
You: Raccoons or weasels?
Stranger: although pasta's still nice
Stranger: raccoons
You: Football or Tennis?
Stranger: Football
You: Cake or pie?
Stranger: Pie
Stranger: but not savoury pie
You: You don't like chicken pot pie?
You: Wow
Stranger: well, some savoury pie
Stranger: but not sheperd's pie, or fish pie
You: Shepherd's pie?
You: Ah
You: Yeah, it can be quite heavy
Stranger: And quite revolting
Stranger: To my underdeveloped taste buds anyhow
You: Cars or bicycles?
Stranger: Bicycles
Stranger: (cars make me feel a bit sick)
Stranger: (but bikes are just good fun)
You: Chocolate or chips?
Stranger: Both
You: Together?
Stranger: but not together
You: heh
Stranger: I know, I anticipated
You: Pancakes or waffles?
Stranger: I've never had waffles before
Stranger: so pancakes, by default
You: Get back to me when you've tried a waffle
You: They are awesome
Stranger: oh man, I'd love to stay and answer some more questions, but I have to go, tea's ready
You: Okay, good talking to you :-)
Stranger: pasta bolognaise
You: Yum
Stranger: same here, you're the most intelligent user I've met for a while
Stranger: I can tell by how you speak
Stranger: see ya
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:lol:
I love how surreal it is to just hit people with off the wall shit. :lol:
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:lol:
I love how surreal it is to just hit people with off the wall shit. :lol:
I actually hate hate hate small talk-- refuse to do it. So "off the wall" is pretty much it. And it's so much more interesting. :)
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I think that if the first thing is asl, you pretty much know what they're looking for. And, it's not 58-m-spokane!
It is for me, baby.... :)
How about 23 male spokane?
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onnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello random stranger !
Stranger: hello
You: So, how does it feel to be a random stranger to me?
You: Does it seem to compromise your sense of personal identity?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I heart Zat. :)
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I heart Zat. :)
:D
This shit is right up my alley. It's pretty much what I've been doing at the office all day today. :lol:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi random stranger !
Stranger: how are you?
You: I am okay. You?
You: How does it feel to be a random stranger?
Stranger: hmm im pissed off
You: Why? Does being a random stranger compromise your sense of personal identity?
Stranger: get fucked stupid cow
Stranger: ur an idiot
You : Do you want to play Pokemon?
Stranger: fucking wanker
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you listen to hardcore?
You: Porn? No, I usually keep the volume down on the TV to not disturb my neighbors.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f orm
You: from what
You: for a club?
Stranger: girl or man
You: oh I see
You: man this potato is good
You: im eating lunch
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girls? i do cam and msn.
You: I don't have time for that. I need some help pretty bad.
Stranger: with what?
You: There are zombies here and they are trying to get in !!!
Stranger: fuck you
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girls? i do cam and msn.
You: I don't have time for that. I need some help pretty bad.
Stranger: with what?
You: There are zombies here and they are trying to get in !!!
Stranger: fuck you
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HAHA. WIN! :)
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Re-posted from the thread that I started because I forgot about the search function:
Stranger: asl?
You: i am the singularity
You: ask me any question
You: wait fuck you already asked me one
You: that sort of ruins the whole shtick
You: 25/m/Pennsylvania
Stranger: tits or no tits, this is the question
You: You mean, do I have tits
You: or do I like tits?
You: Because the answer is yes to both
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Stranger: im a gay guy
You: i'm a straight guy
You: we should start a sitcom
Stranger: lets!
You: ok on a scale from 1 to a mexican stealing a car stereo, how stereotypical are you
Stranger: 5
Stranger: you?
You: Well I'm a free-market anarchist libertarian Christian metal fan who reads classic literature
You: so not very
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Stranger: are you a horny bitch
You: depends. are you m or f
Stranger: m
You: well alright then.
You: i assume you are horny guy
Stranger: yeah
You: is your dick hard
Stranger: OH YA
Stranger: CHAT ROOMS GET MY DICK SO HARD
You: MINE TOO
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Stranger: ı am male and searching have a webcam girl?
You: Yeah I have a webcam girl but I left the basement door open and she got out
You: she'll be back when she gets hungry
You: no skills you know
Stranger: from?
You: from the head trauma
You: she's got the learning capacity of a spring.
Stranger: age?
You: she is biologically capable of bearing children
You: that's all I know
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You: hello
You: pie or cake
Stranger: holly
You: holly pie or holly cake
Stranger: I don´t understand this chat...
You: I asked if you prefer pie or cake
You: to break the ice you know
Stranger: cake
You: DIE HERETIC
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Stranger: NUDES?!
You: WHERE
Stranger: In mah face
You: Yeah I usually don't cover my face either
Stranger: ............what....?
You: My face is also nude
You: as you claim yours is
Stranger: Do you cover your tit?
Stranger: :O
You: Which one
Stranger: the third one
You: No how would I breathe
Stranger: Through your ear
Stranger: or foot
You: I can't breathe through my foot
You: but it does smell
Stranger: I can. I was born a mutant. Can you breathe through your knee cap like the grass hoppers?!
You: I don't have knees
Stranger: Mine are on my shoulders :O
You: My feet start right below my thighs
Stranger: No shins?!
You: Nope ^______________________________________^
Stranger: =^.^=
You: Jesus washed my shins away
Stranger: LAWL BALLS
You: I do have those
You: still want nudes?
Stranger: Yah babe you sound sexeh
You: u hot grl
You: ?
Stranger: YEs
You: ok let me show you pics
Stranger: Alright babe :D
Stranger: Do you want mah picture?!
You: http://scrapetv.com/News/Images/fat%20guy%20eating%20giant%20hamburger.jpg
You: yesh
Stranger: http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e382/DeerKiller-df71-/ugly_person.jpg
Stranger: if only links didnt give everything away
You: Yeah I know
You: I would totally have goatse'd you
Stranger: ...huh...?
Stranger: Are you saying you'd rape me with your goat?
You: no, just do a google image search for it
Stranger: O_O
You: make sure you turn off the content filter
You: and have something ready to puke in
Stranger: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: >=}
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Stranger: suck me
You: why
Stranger: coz i got wild now
You: what is your favourite colour
Stranger: red
You: oh my that is very troubling
You: my spidey senses are tingling
Stranger: do you suck me?
You: I'm curious about the mechanics of this activity
Stranger: hmm ok bye bye
You: aloha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Unfortunately I may find this addictive.
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You: how 'bout them knicks
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how bout em
Stranger: hwo about yankees losing yesterday
Stranger: hah
You: yeah
Stranger: u must be a boy
You: psychic
Stranger: well im a 18 yo f
Stranger: from chicago
You: nice town?
Stranger: i live out in the burbs
Stranger: i dont get downtown much
Stranger: too expensive
You: sounds familiar
Stranger: where u live?
You: australia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:(
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Stranger: hii
You: howdy neighbourino
Stranger: wat?
You: howdidiliowdili neighbourino
Stranger: wtf I dont understand.....
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Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: from?
You: sol 3
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You: Help! Im on fire!
Stranger: awsome
You: Oh God It Burns
You: ARGGGG!
Stranger: awsome
Stranger: kool
You: Blarg I am dead
Stranger: awsome thats kool
You: Your conversational partner has died.
Stranger: r.i.p
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Stranger: hi im male looking for horny girl with webcam and yahoo
You: good luck with your quest
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Horny girls with windows messenger, just not good enough for this guy.
Stranger: usa
You: go team ra-ra-ra
Stranger: i wnat my BRA BACK BITCH
You: no you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: can you read?
Stranger: like a well written book
You: 29/hermaphrodite/mars
Stranger: can you read?
You: yeah bro
You: but it strains my eyes
Stranger: and your mind,epic failure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: u 1st
You: 21/f/nc
Stranger: kwl
Stranger: im male
Stranger: and i come from england
Stranger: u got msn by the way?
You: no
Stranger: ow
Stranger: webcam?
Stranger: r u horny?
You: fairly
Stranger: nice
Stranger: r u sexy?
You: well I like to think so
Stranger: nice!
You: there are no girls on the internet dude
Stranger: u a male?
You: your quick
Stranger: and ur gay
Stranger: lol
Stranger: joke
You: I got tired of everyone asking a/s/l so I decided to run with it
Stranger: ye lol
Stranger: eoeoeoeeoeoeoeoeoeo
Stranger: lol
You: I have no idea what that means but sure.
You have disconnected.
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: MALE ABRAZILIAN 15
You: Are you one of dem darkies?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you are f?
You: Oh, so you're perfectly happy to continue this conversation with a filthy racist so long as they have the right jiggly bits. Well good day to you sir!
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Stranger: i have a nice penis
You: me too
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: do you live in a banana republic?
Stranger: no i live in strawbrey republic
You: sweet
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: how's the harvest?
You: 21/m/sol
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Fuckshit this is hilarious. I know how I'm spending tomorrow.
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Sup N? It's been awhile.
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Stranger: from?
You: Hi
You: Southern Cal
You: U
Stranger: what?
You: where R U?
Stranger: Southern Cal
You: Me Irvine
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Not mine, but:
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/5824/omegle.jpg)
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Not mine, but:
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/5824/omegle.jpg)
BWAH!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: patrzyłeś w oczy bestii??
You: No habla espanol.
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