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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2009, 05:35:33 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hej vem är du
You: I don't speak that. I'm english only.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh, too bad!  He asked "How are you"  It's too bad we can't swap strangers.   :)
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2009, 05:36:21 PM »

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Well, now that the formailties are out of the way...
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2009, 05:48:48 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jesus was a jew
You: So he was.
You: How'd that work out for him?
Stranger: He got murdered
You: I heard he was handy with a hammer and nails, too.
You: Oh, too bad.
Stranger: Yep!
You: I think I heard that story once.
Stranger: yeah they said he was the maker of the rhino.
You: So he made them horny?
Stranger: im horny
You: I'm not, I'm at work.
Stranger: work shmurk i do everything at work
You: The just pay you to be there, eh?
Stranger: yeah pretty much
You: I see. Good work if you can get it.
Stranger: ever been so mad at someone you pissed on them?
You: No, but I would if they got stung by a jellyfish.
You: I hear that helps.
Stranger: yeah i peed on a girl once. But why did she drink it?
You: Thirsty, I guess. You weren't attempting to cross the Sahara at the time, were you? That might be a good reason.
Stranger: nah if i were i would have killed her and drank her blood
You: Then you could join the bushmen in their hunting tribe. I think that's a right of passage with those dudes.
You: Or rather, RITE of passage.
Stranger: bushmen? are there bushwomen?
You: In the bushes.
Stranger: do they have bushes?
You: Surely. There's no Wal-Mart with disposable razors 3 for $2.99 out there.
Stranger: Shit. Well that is a problem.
You: That's why I stay close to civilization.
Stranger: but wh4t 1f d4 r4zor5 g0t d4 h3rp35?!?!?!?!?!?!
You: Acyclovir. I hear that helps.
You: Don't skip a day, though. You can still transmit the disease even with no visible symptoms.
Stranger: shit. i love sticking rotten tomatoes up my wet asshole
You: Oh my. This is going in an uncomfortable direction.
You have disconnected.
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2009, 05:49:44 PM »

I suppose I baited him with that rhino crack, but no more for me while at work. I could get fired. I should have suspected a lot of juvenile trollery.
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2009, 05:53:25 PM »

Stranger: no point in lying i think
Stranger: cos people will think your lying no matter what ;)
You: Well yeah, that's exactly the thing! On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog
You: I could be a nun from Uganda, I guess
You: Or a plumber from Mozambique
Stranger: that would be cool
Stranger: lol
You: So how about you're a tiger breeder from Omsk, Norway?
You: (Pretty thick furred tigers, I guess)
Stranger: definitly¬!
You: What would you be if you could choose anything?
Stranger: lol dunno
Stranger: what i am now
Stranger: :)
You: Umm, some bloke on the internet. ;-)
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: to you yes
Stranger: but to many people i ....
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: im just a bloke on the net :P
You: hehe
You: Oh, so in reality you're Prince Charles?
You: David Beckham?
Stranger: both gay boys
Stranger: so no
You: hehe
You: why am I assuming male? You could be Lily Allen, for all I know
You: Okay, apparently not. ;-)
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2009, 06:10:06 PM »

A good conversation:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Today I learned
Stranger: that
Stranger: people are unreliable.
You: 28, m, New Hampshire, the Live Free or Die state
You: you are correct
Stranger: 17, f, Saudi Arabia
You: you should only try to rely on yourself
Stranger: (no joke)
You: and that may not work
You: I always let myself down
Stranger: Well I do that often. It never works.
Stranger: Ditto
Stranger: See
Stranger: I'm a perfectionist
You: that's a good thing to be
Stranger: Except, I'm scared of not being perfect
You: well, you aren't perfect
Stranger: So I do the opposite of being perfect
Stranger: Why thank you :P
Stranger: And tell myself that I could do better if I tried
You: i do what I can
You: there is always room for improvement
You: like when I play grand theft auto
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: best game EVER
You: I could always kill more cops
You: steal more cars
You: rape more women
Stranger: yeh.. the good life >_>
You: I need to work on that
Stranger: Do you ever drive a car and think of slamming into people to gain points
You: yes I do, well, not to gain points
You: when I am in a car and someone else is driving
You: I often encourage them to hit people walking around
You: wait, you aren't even allowed to drive in real life
Stranger: That's a myth
Stranger: Kidding, it's true :P
Stranger: BUT!
You: of course, I don't actually hit people when driving
Stranger: I live... well, I used to live, in this residential camp thing where I could drive
Stranger: Except I never learned, so
Stranger: Oh well that's a shame :P
You: maybe you will drive a car before you die
You: I'm sure you are fantastic on a bike
Stranger: ahahahaha
Stranger: I can't remember the last time I've been on a bike
Stranger: Bikes + Saudi heat = not a good combo
You: well, you must be a great walker
Stranger: I sure am
Stranger: Better runner
You: not much heat in New Hampshire, I think it got to 73 today
You: running is good
Stranger: Running is awesome
You: Cloudy

Feels Like:
66°
Barometer:
29.94 in and steady
Humidity:
73%
Visibility:
10 mi
Dewpoint:
57°
Wind:
SE 5 mph
Sunrise:
5:10 am
Sunset:
8:27 pm
Stranger: Especially when you have a disproportionate body where your legs = 3/4 your body. You can just walk and you'd still be faster than everybody
Stranger: oh wait I'll do that
You: I used to run a lot in the army, still run sometimes like yesterday
Stranger: Alright I'm too tired to keep looking
You: lol
Stranger: Let's just say it's extremely hot
You: yeah, heat = not me
Stranger: The army. Interesting! Have you ever been... well... overseas?
You: I break out if I get sweaty
Stranger: On military duty, obviously
You: not across the ocean
Stranger: What's it like?
You: but I said no
You: I can make it up
Stranger: My friend from Germany is about to start his service. I know it's not obligatory in the states... right?
You: hell no it isn't
Stranger: haha
You: I volunteered
Stranger: Well it is there. He's putting off uni for that.
You: if people were forced to do it, it would be like slavery
Stranger: Yeh it's not mandatory here, either
Stranger: Because I think they have a surplus of militants anyway
Stranger: 'cause what they do is
You: I think SA has a lot of money
Stranger: they go to the south, The Empty Quarter, where Bedouins still live
You: and the US helps protect it
You: Bedouins?
Stranger: and ask them whether or not they want to join civilization :P
Stranger: ummm. like. nomads?
Stranger: yeh then they join the "army"
You: oh, we don't have that around here unless you count the homeless folks
Stranger: haha
Stranger: reminds me of a cartoon I saw today
Stranger: wait brb
Stranger: ok back
Stranger: I almost accidentally disconnected
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: yeh it was this drawing of a guy in the street, then a woman passes by and reads the sign he's holding up and she says "omg that is sooo deep"
Stranger: then they show you the sign and it says "I have no home"
You: not sure if I get it
You: my friend runs a cartoon site which features a bunch of comics I don't get, anarchyinyourhead.com
Stranger: yeh I don't get a whole bunch of cartoons either. makes me wonder if I'm stupid or it's the other way around. My level of intelligence is way beyond them :P
Stranger: ok lol I saw the first cartoon. I'd love to say I get it.............
You: oh look
You: I am going to a party
You: my friend was released from jail and we are having a party
You: I got to go to it now
Stranger: Oh yeh, I love those types of parties, always the best........ I go to them alllll the time
Stranger: :P have fun
You: cool bye
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2009, 06:12:54 PM »

My convo:

Stranger: Cock cam here

*closed window*

This site is gay...
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2009, 06:13:46 PM »

This last hour on that site has got to be one of the most disheartening hours I've ever spent on the internet.

only about 1 in 10 people are actually coherent or not there for HAWT CYBER, and of the ones who are responsive either dissappear in seconds or are entirely uninteresting.

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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2009, 06:16:54 PM »

Stranger: hi
You: Meatballs are nature's perfect food
Stranger: you're right
Stranger: i haz meatballs in my fridge
You: swedish, or italian style?
Stranger: i prefer swedish
Stranger: you ?
You: I like all kinds. I have a coworker who makes swedish meatballs at every potluck. I end up taking some home
You: I just hate when bastards put rice or other unnecessary fillers
Stranger: what?!?! rice?
You: Sure, there are evil people who put filler in the meat and dilute the purity.
Stranger: >:O it feels bad to imagine rice or something else shit in my meatballs
You: no doubt
You: What else is good?
Stranger: hmm. i like kinda everything
Stranger: but i have to say - noodles
Stranger: in every way
You: Yeah, noodles good. You like Pho?
Stranger: ummm, what ?
You: It's like a vietnamese soup. There's lots of good pho places around me
Stranger: sounds good!
Stranger: there is nothing like that =(
Stranger: but thank god my sis is a great in the kitchen
You: Well, then what's you favorite noodles?
Stranger: chicken-chili
You: hmmm, sounds interesting
Stranger: i like shrimp too but some of them are too hot
Stranger: whats yours favorite ?
You: Well, I really like angel hair. I guess that counts as noodles.
Stranger: whooaa, never heard
Stranger: what's them ?
You: Angel hair pasta. Its really thin spaghetti
You: put a light tomato sauce in there and add meatballs...
Stranger: oh.... that sounds awesome
Stranger: like perfect food
You: Shoot. I gotta get back to work now. Go find yourself some Pho'
Stranger: I will.
Stranger: have fun!
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2009, 06:20:37 PM »

That chick was in Aramco's residential compound in Daharan. I used to trick-or-treat there.
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2009, 06:32:13 PM »

I just had a long conversation with a woman from Turkey about fashion, and then whether Turkey should be part of the European Union.  Then begged off in order to make dinner. 
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2009, 06:56:29 PM »

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: dont say ASL
Stranger: where are you from?
You: uk
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m or f?
You: does the answer matter?
Stranger: iam from sweden
Stranger: yes if iam talking to a gay i will disc
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2009, 07:55:28 PM »

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i love you.

You: Cake or Death?

Stranger: cake.

You: Okay, I love you too then.
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2009, 08:31:24 PM »

This is providing me with some much needed entertainment today.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im the god
Stranger: of the world
Stranger: do u have any question to me?
You: You mean God of the world is like a Magic Eight Ball?
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2009, 08:49:34 PM »

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there
Stranger: hi
You: what's up?
Stranger: Nothing
Stranger: You?
Stranger: Asl?
You: found this on a website
You: 3500/M/Hell
You: I am the devil
You: but I'm a nice guy I swear
Stranger: Cool
You: have you ever heard of the Free State Project?
Stranger: And i'm Peter griffin
Stranger: No?, whats that?
You: It's moving liberty loving people all to one place, and that place is New Hampshire.
You: It's second only to hell
Stranger: Aha
You: do you like Devo?
Stranger: Did you heard abou prjocet madagaskar?
Stranger: hear*
You: I'm mad about madagascar
You: they have delicious humans
You: So when do we cyber?
Stranger: Do you liek to eat humans?
Stranger: cybersex?
You: yes
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