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You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Today I learned
Stranger: that
Stranger: people are unreliable.
You: 28, m, New Hampshire, the Live Free or Die state
You: you are correct
Stranger: 17, f, Saudi Arabia
You: you should only try to rely on yourself
Stranger: (no joke)
You: and that may not work
You: I always let myself down
Stranger: Well I do that often. It never works.
Stranger: Ditto
Stranger: See
Stranger: I'm a perfectionist
You: that's a good thing to be
Stranger: Except, I'm scared of not being perfect
You: well, you aren't perfect
Stranger: So I do the opposite of being perfect
Stranger: Why thank you
Stranger: And tell myself that I could do better if I tried
You: i do what I can
You: there is always room for improvement
You: like when I play grand theft auto
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: best game EVER
You: I could always kill more cops
You: steal more cars
You: rape more women
Stranger: yeh.. the good life >_>
You: I need to work on that
Stranger: Do you ever drive a car and think of slamming into people to gain points
You: yes I do, well, not to gain points
You: when I am in a car and someone else is driving
You: I often encourage them to hit people walking around
You: wait, you aren't even allowed to drive in real life
Stranger: That's a myth
Stranger: Kidding, it's true
Stranger: BUT!
You: of course, I don't actually hit people when driving
Stranger: I live... well, I used to live, in this residential camp thing where I could drive
Stranger: Except I never learned, so
Stranger: Oh well that's a shame
You: maybe you will drive a car before you die
You: I'm sure you are fantastic on a bike
Stranger: ahahahaha
Stranger: I can't remember the last time I've been on a bike
Stranger: Bikes + Saudi heat = not a good combo
You: well, you must be a great walker
Stranger: I sure am
Stranger: Better runner
You: not much heat in New Hampshire, I think it got to 73 today
You: running is good
Stranger: Running is awesome
You: Cloudy
Feels Like:
66°
Barometer:
29.94 in and steady
Humidity:
73%
Visibility:
10 mi
Dewpoint:
57°
Wind:
SE 5 mph
Sunrise:
5:10 am
Sunset:
8:27 pm
Stranger: Especially when you have a disproportionate body where your legs = 3/4 your body. You can just walk and you'd still be faster than everybody
Stranger: oh wait I'll do that
You: I used to run a lot in the army, still run sometimes like yesterday
Stranger: Alright I'm too tired to keep looking
You: lol
Stranger: Let's just say it's extremely hot
You: yeah, heat = not me
Stranger: The army. Interesting! Have you ever been... well... overseas?
You: I break out if I get sweaty
Stranger: On military duty, obviously
You: not across the ocean
Stranger: What's it like?
You: but I said no
You: I can make it up
Stranger: My friend from Germany is about to start his service. I know it's not obligatory in the states... right?
You: hell no it isn't
Stranger: haha
You: I volunteered
Stranger: Well it is there. He's putting off uni for that.
You: if people were forced to do it, it would be like slavery
Stranger: Yeh it's not mandatory here, either
Stranger: Because I think they have a surplus of militants anyway
Stranger: 'cause what they do is
You: I think SA has a lot of money
Stranger: they go to the south, The Empty Quarter, where Bedouins still live
You: and the US helps protect it
You: Bedouins?
Stranger: and ask them whether or not they want to join civilization
Stranger: ummm. like. nomads?
Stranger: yeh then they join the "army"
You: oh, we don't have that around here unless you count the homeless folks
Stranger: haha
Stranger: reminds me of a cartoon I saw today
Stranger: wait brb
Stranger: ok back
Stranger: I almost accidentally disconnected
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: yeh it was this drawing of a guy in the street, then a woman passes by and reads the sign he's holding up and she says "omg that is sooo deep"
Stranger: then they show you the sign and it says "I have no home"
You: not sure if I get it
You: my friend runs a cartoon site which features a bunch of comics I don't get, anarchyinyourhead.com
Stranger: yeh I don't get a whole bunch of cartoons either. makes me wonder if I'm stupid or it's the other way around. My level of intelligence is way beyond them
Stranger: ok lol I saw the first cartoon. I'd love to say I get it.............
You: oh look
You: I am going to a party
You: my friend was released from jail and we are having a party
You: I got to go to it now
Stranger: Oh yeh, I love those types of parties, always the best........ I go to them alllll the time
Stranger:
have fun
You: cool bye
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