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Title: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: John Shaw on November 01, 2011, 09:52:14 PM
Well, you don't see that every day.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2055919/Naked-woman-21-climbed-inside-dead-horse-wanted-feel-one.html#ixzz1cUw0XiBv (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2055919/Naked-woman-21-climbed-inside-dead-horse-wanted-feel-one.html#ixzz1cUw0XiBv)

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Naked woman, 21, climbed inside gutted dead horse because she wanted to 'feel at one' – and no charges were brought

Oregon police say they will not file charges against a 21-year-old woman after pictures of her climbing naked inside the carcass of a dead horse surfaced online.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/01/article-2055919-0E9DD65500000578-366_468x455.jpg)

Disturbing photos of the Portland-area woman, whose name has not been released, show her small frame soaked in blood smiling at the camera.

The woman, whose boyfriend took the pictures, said she wanted to 'feel one' with the horse, according to an incident report.

But despite the graphic and disturbing nature of the photographs, Washington County investigators say the couple did not break the law.

In addition to the picture of the petite woman, who stands 5'6" and 119lbs, smiling from inside the horse, another photo shows her blood-soaked body standing in front of the animal.

The woman and her boyfriend are also pictured holding what is believed to be the animal's heart; and a fourth photo shows the pair holding a piece of the animal in front of their mouths as they pretend to eat it.

Washington County Sergeant Dave Thompson told local KOIN-TV even he was shocked by the graphic evidence.

'At some point you in your career you say yeah I've seen a lot of bad stuff - you see this kind of picture and you realise maybe you haven't seen everything,' he said.

Police told the station the woman and her boyfriend had recently taken over care of the 32-year-old horse, which had lived in Ridgefield, Washington.

Washington County’s investigation is suspended because no criminal activity had taken place.

The animal was reportedly in declining health.

According to an incident report, the couple told investigations they fired a single shot with a high powered rifle to put the horse down in effort to 'humanely kill the horse and eat the meat', according to KOIN.

The woman's mother said she had no knowledge of the incident until she was shown photos by the station. She says her daughter has since received death threats from angry people across the U.S.

The mother confirmed the horse's meat was harvested and eaten.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Turd Ferguson on November 01, 2011, 09:54:09 PM
Thats sooooo HOT!
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Bill Brasky on November 01, 2011, 10:13:03 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qs98s2dL8fM/Tkr_wR-4NwI/AAAAAAAABe4/RJxcI94-HA0/s1600/nph.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Osborne on November 01, 2011, 10:54:16 PM
And I thought these things smelled bad...

on the outside.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: John Shaw on November 01, 2011, 11:38:08 PM
A followup - Bad pictures, you are warned.








































(http://dreamindemonwp.dreamindemon.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/oxbaW.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Bill Brasky on November 02, 2011, 12:10:49 AM
Al pacino talks about a "great ass" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfCjxDTyOIA#)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Turd Ferguson on November 02, 2011, 12:21:20 AM
beat me to it
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Bill Brasky on November 02, 2011, 01:08:22 AM
beat me to it

Well, she does.

It was either that, or my reluctance to call attention to her frigging-off in the horse. 


Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Turd Ferguson on November 02, 2011, 01:19:44 AM
beat me to it

Well, she does.

It was either that, or my reluctance to call attention to her frigging-off in the horse. 




Ya, the pictures speak for themselves on that though.


No sense in beating a dead horse.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Bill Brasky on November 02, 2011, 01:30:04 AM
I find it funny how they started out wearing black leather gloves, and ended up naked.

Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: alaric89 on November 02, 2011, 03:15:07 PM
She seems like a fairly low maintenance type of chick. Anybody see if she shaves or not?
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 04, 2011, 07:36:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BeEKS.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 04, 2011, 08:36:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/FskTK.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 07, 2011, 07:04:44 PM
W... T... F...

http://aryion.com/g4/view/183468 (http://aryion.com/g4/view/183468)

Here's a preview:

(http://i.imgur.com/BlogI.png)

You have to click "Next" to page through it.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 07, 2011, 07:10:33 PM
And the sequel...

http://aryion.com/g4/view/183640 (http://aryion.com/g4/view/183640)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 08, 2011, 03:58:35 PM
I'm not seeing sufficient reaction. I feel you folks are not following my links for some reason.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Turd Ferguson on November 08, 2011, 04:05:58 PM
I'm not seeing sufficient reaction. I feel you folks are not following my links for some reason.


My gf checked it out and called you a freak. I had to explain to her "oh thats just dale you hear on the show sometimes, fugeddaboudit"

She said "oh, ok then"
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 08, 2011, 04:15:30 PM
My gf checked it out and called you a freak.

That comic has massive comedic value!

Hehe... "massive"
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Turd Ferguson on November 08, 2011, 04:25:30 PM
My gf checked it out and called you a freak.

That comic has massive comedic value!

Hehe... "massive"

Yeah, it just "gushes" with creativity!
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 08, 2011, 04:27:57 PM
Here you go. Some cock vore for the str8 folks.

(http://i.imgur.com/Rh55O.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Bill Brasky on November 08, 2011, 11:06:02 PM
(http://mobilwi.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a6dde087970b0162fc2fe559970d-800wi)

 

Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 09, 2011, 02:19:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JikkF.png)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Bill Brasky on November 10, 2011, 12:52:08 PM

Indiana, we meet again.   
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 11, 2011, 05:52:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7PZqh.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 11, 2011, 05:55:24 PM
Bayolante : Bayonetta Gay parody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwp31V2lvD8#)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 13, 2011, 09:57:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/H4Rlc.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on November 14, 2011, 08:18:34 AM
(http://i.eho.st/pj7qk1yv.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 14, 2011, 09:24:05 AM
I dunno. Doesn't seem bizarre enough for the chaos thread.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on November 14, 2011, 10:15:40 AM
I'm just giving relief to the non-gaze.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Turd Ferguson on November 14, 2011, 12:26:12 PM
I dunno. Doesn't seem bizarre enough for the chaos thread.

She's naked.

She's wearing shoes.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 14, 2011, 01:38:25 PM
She's naked.

She's wearing shoes.

I stand corrected.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 15, 2011, 11:13:56 AM
She's naked.

She's wearing shoes.

I stand corrected.

But I will say, clearly "Kinky" is a relative concept.

(http://i.imgur.com/ES3Nc.jpg)

And sometimes it involves actual relatives.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on November 15, 2011, 11:25:57 AM
Ok, Dale this thread is all yours.

(http://i.imgur.com/X0YBt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Turd Ferguson on November 15, 2011, 11:29:35 AM
Thats just wrong.

There should be a law......
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SeanD on November 15, 2011, 01:30:48 PM
There probably is.  Somewhere.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 15, 2011, 03:45:11 PM
Ok, Dale this thread is all yours.

(http://i.imgur.com/X0YBt.jpg)

I am both saddened and also strangely inspired by that reaction.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 24, 2011, 02:38:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mQB5E.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: alaric89 on November 24, 2011, 02:48:52 PM
My forskin kind of grew back, so I'll give that a try. Probably nice to have m&ms handy at all times.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 24, 2011, 03:03:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XZOPi.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: alaric89 on November 24, 2011, 03:04:09 PM
Thats just wrong.

There should be a law......
Whats the problem? Young chicks refuse to lick your balls and taint if you don't shave. We have to move with the times.
When chicks went all Brazillian in the 90's we should have known it was just a matter of time before the girls would expect us guys to start overmaintaining our shit as well.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: alaric89 on November 24, 2011, 03:08:42 PM
(http://catsru.narod.ru/animemow/kittens-.gif)

(http://www.cleanjoke.com/images/hotchicks.gif)
I googled "hot chicks". :D
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SeanD on November 24, 2011, 08:32:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mQB5E.gif)

Guess we found another place M&Ms melt.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 25, 2011, 10:37:43 AM
(https://7chan.org/men/src/132181784275.png)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 26, 2011, 11:46:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IbAUC.png)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on November 28, 2011, 01:40:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AE1ew.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on December 06, 2011, 10:12:35 AM
This one reminded me of Neal's conversation on yesterday's Prometheus Unchained (http://flamingfreedom.com/media/archives/Prometheus.Unchained.2011.12.04.mp3). It's conversations like that which will ensure that there are no new libertarians. That's a kill-the-liberty movement discussion right there.

(http://i.imgur.com/zYIyi.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 06, 2011, 10:19:49 AM
If you can't beat Dale, join him, I guess.

ಠ_ಠ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT-pNYPYE4g#)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on December 07, 2011, 08:38:50 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Slow-motion-bouncing-penis.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on December 10, 2011, 12:43:07 AM
Unofficial Skittles commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8JBn9JTVk#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on December 15, 2011, 03:21:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2x3X6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 02, 2012, 10:56:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/TP9w0.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: John Shaw on January 03, 2012, 07:13:33 AM
(http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1311948481105.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 03, 2012, 08:29:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/v41Eq.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: atomiccat on January 03, 2012, 08:52:16 PM
http://youtu.be/KbW9JqM7vho (http://youtu.be/KbW9JqM7vho)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 04, 2012, 09:16:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QqAQi.png)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 05, 2012, 06:28:36 PM
Inspired by a drama thread on Facebook which shall remain unnamed.

(http://i.imgur.com/BbK0S.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 05, 2012, 10:35:46 PM
Equating gay porn to chaos is actually putting your gay movement back.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 06, 2012, 12:44:51 AM
If you'll pay attn, you'll notice the commonality of the porn I post here isn't not gayness but rather bizarreness. Just happens that some freaky porn is also gay.

(http://i.imgur.com/TP9w0.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SeanD on January 06, 2012, 02:41:35 AM
OK I just gotta ask about the pic with the dude with the banana up his ass.  Why does he look familiar and is that photoshopped?
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 06, 2012, 10:29:36 AM
OK I just gotta ask about the pic with the dude with the banana up his ass.  Why does he look familiar and is that photoshopped?

Yeah, he's a fairly successful mainstream actor and it's a very good shooping. He's having a good sense of humor about it. I like him a lot. He seems really cool.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0330687/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0330687/)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SeanD on January 06, 2012, 05:57:19 PM
OK 3rd rock.  Knew he was familiar.  Still you have to have a really good sense of humor to smile about that (if you are straight).
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 06, 2012, 06:09:04 PM
OK 3rd rock.  Knew he was familiar.  Still you have to have a really good sense of humor to smile about that (if you are straight).

Just means he's got hardcore fans willing to go to a lot of effort to "see" him nekkid.  8)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 07, 2012, 03:45:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qidXV.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 07, 2012, 08:10:56 PM
Neal would love this.

(http://i.imgur.com/ACxXe.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 08, 2012, 03:25:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pvyEr.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 09, 2012, 08:31:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/83Q01.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 10, 2012, 02:38:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mm2L3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 10, 2012, 03:20:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rmCSa.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 13, 2012, 07:20:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/n0vFw.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 13, 2012, 10:51:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fvSTT.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Tom Foppiano on January 14, 2012, 10:33:38 PM
I don't know where the video is these days, but if you search, "man fucked to death by horse," you'll find something you cannot unsee.

I wont get the link cause I'm still trying to get over my PTSD.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 15, 2012, 12:00:34 AM
Actually the search is for "Mr Hands" but here's the link.

http://2guys1horse.com/ (http://2guys1horse.com/)

BTW, there's some misinformation. The video you see is not the act that killed him. He kept going back to the "farm brothel" (which was actually legal in that state if you can believe it) and another instance of horse-fucking resulted in the fatal internal injury.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 15, 2012, 01:49:32 PM
Have at it, gentlemen people.
http://imgur.com/a/EikVg (http://imgur.com/a/EikVg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 15, 2012, 03:11:58 PM
Have at it, gentlemen people.
http://imgur.com/a/EikVg (http://imgur.com/a/EikVg)

In the bottom pic, I'd draw a dick on one and a pussy on the other.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Tom Foppiano on January 16, 2012, 12:29:13 AM
Mr. Hands? WTF?
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 16, 2012, 07:55:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hnmJ1.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 16, 2012, 10:13:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7HfiX.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 16, 2012, 11:42:58 PM
Jesus heals a gay man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqI0vjArbn8#)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 17, 2012, 01:04:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/qC9g3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: Tom Foppiano on January 17, 2012, 02:56:16 AM
Hey, is that Neal? No, no...the one wearing a tie?
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 17, 2012, 06:07:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zshPd.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 17, 2012, 04:09:20 PM
Hey, is that Neal? No, no...the one wearing a tie?

He wishes!
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: John Shaw on January 18, 2012, 05:43:23 PM
Libman?

(http://chattypics.com/download.php?file=yT2pS_g859uzh8ml.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 19, 2012, 11:46:18 AM
It's not even shooped! It's 4 rlz!

(http://i.imgur.com/DXDew.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 19, 2012, 11:47:14 AM
This one turned me str8, but just for a little while.

(http://i.imgur.com/6j0Td.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 19, 2012, 12:33:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9YuH6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 20, 2012, 01:04:26 AM
http://www.2kids1sandbox.info/ (http://www.2kids1sandbox.info/)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 21, 2012, 12:08:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xjYPG.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 21, 2012, 04:57:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VLHz9.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 22, 2012, 07:32:39 PM
"Hey!" "Hey What the fuck!" "It's a whore!" "It's a whore stealin' our lemons!" http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=42141344 (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=42141344)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 22, 2012, 07:53:23 PM
http://smashortrashindiefilmmaking.com/?page_id=803 (http://smashortrashindiefilmmaking.com/?page_id=803)

(http://smashortrashindiefilmmaking.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ward-deen.jpg)

(http://smashortrashindiefilmmaking.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/belle-craig.jpg)

(http://smashortrashindiefilmmaking.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/black-newmar.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: John Shaw on January 22, 2012, 08:04:39 PM
"Hey!" "Hey What the fuck!" "It's a whore!" "It's a whore stealin' our lemons!" http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=42141344 (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=42141344)

<<<Hasn't clicked any link with the word "Lemon" in it for years.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 22, 2012, 11:45:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rSoME.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 23, 2012, 03:09:50 PM
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=w9I5U-G861- (http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=w9I5U-G861-)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 23, 2012, 10:43:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UC97g.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2012, 10:51:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ccGBC.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 27, 2012, 11:40:57 PM
Uhm...

http://xhamster.com/movies/1007967/too_much_cum_01242012.html (http://xhamster.com/movies/1007967/too_much_cum_01242012.html)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2012, 11:30:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MA8ZL.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2012, 07:02:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/orvKD.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2012, 07:03:03 PM
<<<Hasn't clicked any link with the word "Lemon" in it for years.

It's not a lemon party. I promise. You might actually like it. It's not gross and for sure it's pretty funny.
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2012, 07:04:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PjuFe.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on January 30, 2012, 02:11:19 AM
Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=qaORr-G259- (http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=qaORr-G259-)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on February 01, 2012, 12:12:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Dm3pn.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on February 04, 2012, 05:47:08 PM
Can you really call it incest if there's no chance of reproducing and making two-headed babies?

(http://i.imgur.com/gRriC.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on February 05, 2012, 01:39:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dlBeS.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on February 05, 2012, 06:04:32 PM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2010/6/14/11/wtf-winnie-the-pooh-slightly-nsfw-22791-1276528882-16.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on February 12, 2012, 09:51:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/n6cGV.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on February 13, 2012, 06:44:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tZpXR.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on February 14, 2012, 06:13:40 PM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzclqiynXL1qetcz3o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on February 15, 2012, 12:54:15 PM
http://www.myvidster.com/video/2481666/Guys_creaming_themselves_in_the_face_-_XVIDEOSCOM (http://www.myvidster.com/video/2481666/Guys_creaming_themselves_in_the_face_-_XVIDEOSCOM)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on February 15, 2012, 05:43:16 PM
Borgore - Gloryhole (FULL 1080p HD) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J3Od0dx54E#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on February 15, 2012, 07:25:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/k8kkc.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2012, 03:09:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pnHHj.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2012, 02:12:12 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1RIOQ.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on February 19, 2012, 08:34:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/DqYRK.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on February 20, 2012, 07:57:59 PM
Horse Queefs

Horse sex (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEM3tXP24RU#)
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Post by: dalebert on February 20, 2012, 09:55:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VliDX.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2012, 07:58:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/z7c2M.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2012, 03:42:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sPknr.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on February 29, 2012, 02:17:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Aa0r3.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on March 03, 2012, 10:48:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gZs9t.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on March 03, 2012, 10:58:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/E5FHL.jpg)
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Post by: BonerJoe on March 03, 2012, 06:59:28 PM
(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/c/c/cc012_ORIG-big_horn.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: BonerJoe on March 03, 2012, 07:18:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0oIGr.jpg)
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Post by: BonerJoe on March 03, 2012, 08:22:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IOSl2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on March 06, 2012, 12:22:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eDx2A.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on March 06, 2012, 11:52:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZVzKS.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on March 07, 2012, 06:33:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dRh4c.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on March 09, 2012, 01:53:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CbLkz.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2012, 12:46:18 PM
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0iiwtYFWv1qz6e39o1_250.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2012, 07:18:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PhHuS.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on March 13, 2012, 04:59:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PYl3X.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on March 15, 2012, 07:29:29 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtufsIMmG1qztwte.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on March 16, 2012, 10:08:31 AM
Major Pumping Required (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXC7qZ_iWgM#)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on March 17, 2012, 12:43:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XlzdB.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on March 20, 2012, 09:03:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/pGo7u.png)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2012, 08:12:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xwNsj.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2012, 01:43:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sDMi3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2012, 01:48:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bhyfc.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2012, 05:10:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/FCxfU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2012, 06:34:47 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uqc5ZO2D1qhjjyao1_500.gif)
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Post by: BonerJoe on April 01, 2012, 10:53:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/O1sUs.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 02, 2012, 01:44:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/e2mLL.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 02, 2012, 09:46:31 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1333342124487.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2012, 09:32:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SLckw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2012, 09:25:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CxYiW.gif)
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Post by: Looking from outside on April 05, 2012, 09:28:10 PM
Whom ever created that thing was a borderline insane genius!
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 06, 2012, 07:33:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ctpmt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 07, 2012, 01:16:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dda2H.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 07, 2012, 11:57:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/WnZtc.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 08, 2012, 11:06:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NSiI7.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 08, 2012, 11:11:43 AM
You can thank BonerJoe for most of these gems. Just passing it along for posterity.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1z671wMvA1qgvi6uo1_500.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 08, 2012, 01:00:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ivDaR.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 09, 2012, 01:18:11 PM
http://imgur.com/0tnyQ (http://imgur.com/0tnyQ)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 10, 2012, 09:55:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1gX6q.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 12, 2012, 02:12:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/nfZTp.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 12, 2012, 02:20:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aWpHz.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 12, 2012, 02:21:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WuHZy.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 12, 2012, 02:21:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IeA0R.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 12, 2012, 02:21:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TNT7q.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 15, 2012, 03:34:47 PM
LESBIAN PORN! Str8 doods, don't say I never did nothin' for yahz.

http://www.hardsextube.com/video/853386/ (http://www.hardsextube.com/video/853386/)
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Post by: dalebert on April 20, 2012, 09:36:26 AM
Porcupine Pussy

(http://i.imgur.com/pnGOk.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 23, 2012, 09:11:02 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=54e_1335122967 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=54e_1335122967)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on April 23, 2012, 09:45:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fwtUG.gif)
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Post by: Fred on April 23, 2012, 09:47:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fwtUG.gif)

That's fucking safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2012, 01:37:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/EWlz7.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 28, 2012, 09:21:09 PM
http://www.lucasentertainment.com/store/farts.html (http://www.lucasentertainment.com/store/farts.html)

Blame Neal for causing me to discover this, but the description cracked me up.

Cast: Cam Casey, Danny Delta, Jason Crew, Jason Sparks, Josef Jakobs, Micah Lawrence, Michael Lucas, Nick Capra, Scott Spears, Shawn Phillips.

"Michael Lucas lets loose with Farts! Ten studs spread their cheeks and open their holes for their raunchiest release yet. These guys just can't hold it in and beg for more. Join Michael Lucas, Jason Crew, Nick Capra and more in five scenes of the most memorable sounds you'll ever see.

Cam Casey's tight pucker unleashes a torrent before he pumps his ass with a series of fat dildos, stroking his fat cock at the same time. He then peels back a banana, fucking himself with the ripe fruit. Michael Lucas cleanses Cam's backside with his piss, followed by a torrent of pee on his face and open mouth. Cam quickly bends over, allowing Michael to ream his ass with his uncut dick to an explosive finish, which Michael feeds to Cam.

Danny Delta and Jason Crew exchange blowjobs, hungrily slurping at each other's fat cocks. Jason laps at Danny's hole before opening it wide and pumping it with air. Danny's gaping ass is quickly replaced by Jason's fist. His pucker is stretched even more with a speculum, which allows Jason to piss directly into the nasty twink's ass. More dildos are stuffed into Danny's hole, and Jason then fucks him with all his energy to a creamy climax.

Nick Capra lets loose with a stream of piss directly into Jason Crew's mouth. Jason can't control himself and starts to pee all over himself and Nick's torso. Nick bends Jason over and pumps him up with an enema of air, farting right into Nick's face. Jason's ass is then filled with water, and Nick guzzles the tasty juice from his ass. Nick rinses Jason's hole off with more piss, and then nuzzles his pits while Jason licks his toes. Nick then proceeds to fuck Jason's well-used butt.

As Scott Spears looks on, Micah Lawrence is pumped full of air by Josef Jakobs - who then farts into Scott's face! Josef puts his thick meat in Micah's face and pisses all over his smooth body. Micah is flipped around and has Josef pee on his pert derrière. Micah sucks on the fat dick and then stuffs it into his butt. The two exchange blowjobs, and then insert a double headed dildo into their perfect behinds, which leads to hot cum guzzling cum shots.

Jason Sparks lets loose with a stream of water all over Shawn Phillips' face and body, then fills himself up again, and Shawn is still happy to lap up all of it. Jason then turns around and pisses directly into Shawn's mouth, which Shawn spits on Jason. Jason's hole is stuffed with Shawn's cock and a fat dildo, and then opens his armpit for Shawn to sniff. Shawn gets down and sucks on Jason's toes, and opens wide to eat Jason's cum."
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Post by: dalebert on April 29, 2012, 12:03:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WduYW.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 29, 2012, 12:21:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zwEdF.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on May 01, 2012, 09:08:06 PM
http://1mandp.com/ (http://1mandp.com/)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SeanD on May 02, 2012, 12:35:25 AM
http://1mandp.com/ (http://1mandp.com/)

That is some funny shit.
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Post by: dalebert on June 01, 2012, 01:15:42 AM
http://imgur.com/r/WTF/KKokC (http://imgur.com/r/WTF/KKokC)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on June 02, 2012, 09:47:32 PM
This is the ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoI-T4sIPd4#)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on June 04, 2012, 10:49:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rdCvS.png)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 12, 2012, 05:14:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/r1oZn.gif)
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Post by: Fred on July 12, 2012, 07:33:34 PM
http://www.youporn.com/watch/573767/german-babe-fucks-older-man/?from=vbwn (http://www.youporn.com/watch/573767/german-babe-fucks-older-man/?from=vbwn)
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Post by: dalebert on July 12, 2012, 10:42:43 PM
Much better.
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Post by: dalebert on July 13, 2012, 08:35:57 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo00g8PZQT1ql6r3zo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 17, 2012, 01:48:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0pkSk.png)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 19, 2012, 12:38:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CMQwf.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 24, 2012, 07:06:21 PM
Pornstar getting body part molds for making sex toys.

Marcus Mojo being SEXY! (Fleshjack hunk!) NSFW! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlL9wUxI5Z0#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2012, 09:19:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tctBw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2012, 11:19:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Hg9nH.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2012, 11:19:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Rd7sS.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2012, 11:19:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YYNlm.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2012, 11:20:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/a0tGT.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 28, 2012, 09:55:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rXoPq.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 28, 2012, 11:24:09 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/A0oDx.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 28, 2012, 12:28:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aHsWF.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 29, 2012, 12:52:07 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/qfM6k.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 29, 2012, 02:37:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Vkdya.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2012, 10:54:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/RNiFn.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2012, 01:32:15 PM
"Redeem card for a complimentary sports massage"

Is that this guy?

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/sensitive-nips (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/sensitive-nips)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 31, 2012, 10:55:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7Ry0L.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on July 31, 2012, 07:07:52 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/mirror-fail-boner.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on August 06, 2012, 01:55:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fj5zM.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on August 07, 2012, 09:50:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xfCJQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on August 09, 2012, 02:00:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZVE6J.png)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on August 18, 2012, 12:28:43 AM
Just... lovely
(http://i.imgur.com/9ZJwf.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: SeanD on August 18, 2012, 01:26:13 AM
Just... lovely
(http://i.imgur.com/9ZJwf.jpg)

WTF borrowed in there and made a den???
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on August 23, 2012, 03:18:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7RWbc.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on August 29, 2012, 04:20:20 PM
Protesi Peniena idraulica-Deficit erettile-Impotenza-Dott. Patrizio Vicini-Andrologia Chirurgica (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgryk9BBZOA#)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on October 08, 2012, 01:46:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fJgoj.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2012, 03:05:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/haClr.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2012, 03:07:05 PM
OOooooouuuch

(http://i.imgur.com/H2aKe.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on October 12, 2012, 12:24:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AQ7Ur.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on October 12, 2012, 12:32:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/z5VWQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on October 24, 2012, 09:09:38 PM
Watch this quick. YouTube will be taking it down any moment now.

チルノのパーフェクトさすう教室 - Mortal Kombat Theme Song Original DARK VERSION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwrotPF3Ak0#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on October 25, 2012, 06:57:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rYh2A.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on October 25, 2012, 09:35:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/EX6IQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 02:16:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/R4tRs.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos x2 (Not safe)
Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 02:56:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MTuOG.png)