I continue to evolve the English language. Today, I yawned and stretched and my subconscious mind spouted out a new word tourettes-style: "Jeebefuck" which apparently is a combination of "Jeebus" (variation on Jesus) and "fuck". It's a combination of the two--half Jeebus, half fuck, but more powerful than BOTH! Just like the lycan/vampire from Underworld. You're welcome.
Completely original, useful word.
Winner...
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jeebefuck