From a dude on Shacknews -
So my girlfriend is riding me and farts. I thought I felt something hit my leg. I go "what the fuck". She's giggling.ATTN: POODARTS ARE A THING NOW.
I say "what was that?"
"I farted... hehehehe"
"No, something hit me"
Well to sum things up, she dismounted and we discover that a "poo dart" has stuck to my leg.
I almost fucking vomited. She started laughing and fell off the bed, then cleaned it up.
What should I do? Am I fucked?