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Title: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 07:39:42 PM
My fellow BBSers,

I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.

Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.

(http://www.summeroflovecraft.com/images/cthulhu-6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 04, 2008, 07:41:42 PM
My third cousin twice removed is from R'lyeh.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 07:51:30 PM
If I were able to, I would have voted for Cthulhu.

Everyone I know voted for Obama, though :( They will not be EATEN FIRST!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 07:51:55 PM
Also, cocks
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 07:57:46 PM
Someday, I'll have bat wings just like the great old one.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 07:57:58 PM
May the holy terror of Cthulhu, which passes all human understanding, be with you all.

I can feel Cthulhu inside of me as I posteth this postage.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 07:58:48 PM
Someday, I'll have bat wings just like the great old one.

You will, if you eat enough sea weed, my son.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 07:59:34 PM
My third cousin twice removed is from R'lyeh.

Not Sergio?!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 04, 2008, 08:00:32 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:04:39 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zpvkluF-N7s/SLROqrQJlFI/AAAAAAAAAPI/Crrkngsp28o/s400/cthulhu-evolution.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:06:22 PM
Should old acquaintances be forgotten,
And never brought to mind?
Should old acquaintances be forgotten,
And days of long ago !

Chorus:
For old long ago, my dear
For old long ago,
We will take a cup of kindness yet
For old long ago.

We two have run about the hillsides
And pulled the daisies fine,
But we have wandered many a weary foot
For old long ago.

We two have paddled (waded) in the stream
From noon until dinner time,
But seas between us broad have roared
Since old long ago.

And there is a hand, my trusty friend,
And give us a hand of yours,
And we will take a goodwill draught (of ale)
For old long ago!

And surely you will pay for your pint,
And surely I will pay for mine!
And we will take a cup of kindness yet
For old long ago!


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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 08:08:56 PM
Also, (http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6384/766pxsnowcockshq4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:10:58 PM
Those cocks looked cold.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:13:51 PM
Random artistic kitten is random.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/105/255131313_c9dd3cb909_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:19:53 PM
Cthulhu is fuckin' drunk outta his evil mind.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/205764625_da7a8589c4_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:24:45 PM
Awaketh!

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/202/488507083_24abc74c5d_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:28:38 PM
In silence we shall overcome the bayonets of faggotry!

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3030/2860761652_1a81c83a71_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:37:38 PM
Hey, that's an AC Cobra!

(http://sh3070.k12.sd.us/pics/AC-Cobra-427_big.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:43:05 PM
 you said Is

you said Is
there anything which
is dead or alive more beautiful
than my body,to have in your fingers
(trembling ever so little)?
                           Looking into
your eyes Nothing,i said,except the
air of spring smelling of never and forever.

....and through the lattice which moved as
if a hand is touched by a
hand(which
moved as though
fingers touch a girl's
breast,
lightly)
        Do you believe in always,the wind
said to the rain
I am too busy with
my flowers to believe,the rain answered

--- e.e. cummings
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:48:18 PM
(http://www.legacyranch.com/images/pp1-stupidity.jpg)

...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:50:36 PM
PHAIL!

Indubitably.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:51:24 PM
Announcement!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:52:30 PM
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 08:54:17 PM
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:

I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:54:59 PM
Kittens seek revenge for shitty presidency:

(http://bp0.blogger.com/_58PErfRkJKM/RvKnMLpIUKI/AAAAAAAAANs/_97koxMjYA4/s400/kittens.jpg)

The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:

I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then

This will be magnificent!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:57:45 PM
DO WANT!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 04, 2008, 09:38:08 PM
(http://www.sexycartoonporn.net/Images/2007/05/little-mermaid-porn.jpg)
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Casutt on November 04, 2008, 09:45:05 PM
Okay, if any type of crazy goes on in this post, I'll do something really crazy, and do an INTRODUCTION POST!  A perfect excuse to act like an idiot!  Sweet!  Anyway, Hi, I'm Casutt, formerly known as 'Baker's Buddy' on several posts over the past....while. 

FIRST POST HELLZ YEAH
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 09:51:28 PM
soup baker's buddy I'm april

not related to april gaede, the mother of the twins from Prussian Blue

can I get some Prussian Blue Rule 34 up in here?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 09:53:15 PM
come on what pure red-blooded Aryan man would not furiously masturbate to this

(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/jmahida/prussian_blue.jpg)

Herr Hitler would approve of banging them young shorties!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 04, 2008, 10:00:50 PM
come on what pure red-blooded Aryan man would not furiously masturbate to this

(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/jmahida/prussian_blue.jpg)

Herr Hitler would approve of banging them young shorties!

Meh. I like my Aryan chicks to be a year or two older and 10 times sluttier.

(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/5124/prussianbluecopyix3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Lindsey on November 04, 2008, 10:03:29 PM
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:

I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then

Yeah, and I'll get naked.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 10:10:06 PM
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:

I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then

Yeah, and I'll get naked.   :lol:

We have a bargain!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Lindsey on November 04, 2008, 10:11:19 PM
I think I probably just fucked myself in to something. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Taors on November 04, 2008, 10:14:15 PM
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Chaos, you say?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 04, 2008, 10:39:15 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:40:16 PM
This is the most beautiful thread I've ever seen! *tears of joy*
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:42:25 PM
I'll get naked.


Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Lindsey on November 04, 2008, 10:46:19 PM
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7851/1209917405691co0.jpg)

WAT
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 10:48:15 PM
...Is that a manwad she* has in there?  :?

*?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:48:30 PM
That girl sure has big labia lips.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 04, 2008, 10:49:49 PM
...Is that a manwad she* has in there?  :?

*?

Yes, I think so. Scrolling made me sadder.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Lindsey on November 04, 2008, 10:50:52 PM
That girl sure has big labia lips.

I think she's a he.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:51:37 PM
That girl sure has big labia lips.

I think she's a he.   :shock:

wattt!  :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:53:04 PM
yakshemash!!!

(http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Borat-flag.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:54:58 PM
(http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2006_Borat/2006_borat_013.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 10:57:58 PM
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/9/c/b9c2b0105f79bdcf4183b75b8eae64e7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:59:13 PM
 :lol:

(http://laweekly.blogs.com/style_council/images/lisak2.jpg)

(http://www.thebigferret.com/valerie/upskirt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 11:00:53 PM
If my calculations are correct,
When this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour,
You're going to see some serious shit.

My flows hit you at straight eighty-eight,
Miles per hour that's enough to generate,
One point twenty-one jigowatts son,
And I'm on the run, from the Libyans,
It was a straight-jack move for plutonium,
And when the van rolls up it's pandemonium,
One eighteen AM at Twin Pines Mall,
Is when I can pinpoint my total downfall,
Now they say Doc Brown, he was a lonely man,
But his time machine was a DeLorean,
He said "You're gonna go back, you gotta do it in style,
Or take your ass on back down to 8 mile."
My life is flashin' before my eyes,
And the bullets is flyin' across the skies,
They got my homie, Doc, and yo he ain't gonna make it,
The Libyans is comin' back around, I gotta take it,
Jam in the keys, then I slam it into gear,
Stomp the gas to get the fuck outta here,
And if this wasn't enough of a disaster,
Libyans on my tail, I'm goin' faster and faster,
Happened to be plutonium in the Flux Capacitor.

And now I'm headed back to '55 with no passenger,
I wish that I had packed myself a travel kit,
'Cuz Doc was right, hit 88 and saw some serious shit,
I roll up quick and I bust into a farm,
And then I'm like "Hey, sorry, about your barn"
About this time I had the realization,
That it was '55 in the U.S. nation,
Now I gotta find out what the fuck I'm facin',
Without destroyin' history in the makin',

Gotta find some time to collect my thoughts,
So I dip into a diner and analyze my plots,
A guy walks up, "Can I take your order?"
I musta sounded like I had a mental disorder,
He said "I can't give you a Pepsi, free,
You gotta pay for that shit, see?"
Just about then, a man walks by,
And he's like "Yo, I'm talkin' to you, McFly"
I try to hold back a reaction that's knee-jerk,
And Biff is like "Yo McFly, where's my homework?
Don't trick me around, or I be fightin',
How's it gonna look, my homework in your handwritin'?"

So I dip out the diner, my coffee, I swallow,
Keep a low profile, my father, I follow,
When I find him, he's peeping on my mom in a tree,
Like hidden_camera_sluts.mpg,
He falls into the street, to my disdain,
So I tackle him outta the way, like ESPN,
So I'm hit by a car and I gotta sustain,
Gramps busts out "They jumped out in front of my car again!"
I don't yet know it but I'm not in luck,
Seein' my dad has made the timeline totally fucked,
I wake up in a room, am I goin' insane?
A hot slut says "Howdy, my name is Lorraine,"
I'm like "What the fuck? Is this my mom?
Definitely is, and she is comin' on strong."
It's been a common scene, but I made it out alive.

Now I'm headin' on over, to Riverside Drive,
Gotta meet the doc, Emmett Brown,
And find out what's really goin' on in this town,
You couldn't believe me, if you're so inclined,
Doc opens the door and tries to read my mind,
I said "I'm from the future, I know it sounds demented.
I came here in a time machine that you invented.
And now it's come down to stayin' alive.
I gotta get back to 1985."
Eventually I manage to convince the old man,
We head out to where I hid the delorean,
I hook up the camera from the video shoot,
and we see this old doc in a radiation suit.
He says "Radiation suit, of course! Because the fallout from the atomic wars!"
We keep movin' on and he's like "Great Scott!
One point twenty-one jigowatts?!? The proposition at hand,
is very frightenin'. For that kinda power,
would need a bolt of lightnin'.
You never know when or where it's gonna strike"
Just like my devastatin' flows on the mic.
It might have seemed as if, the fates had conspired,
because I happened to have information on a flier.
Now I just have to wait to saturday,
so I can chill out and smoke weed everyday.

It might seem sad but I'm sorry to say,
Story just doesn't happen to end that way,
I say "The fact, bears repeatin', that i happened to interfere,
with my parents' first meeting.
Gotta lay low and make this right,
So my parents can hook up at the dance at night."
But I run into some problems in this quest,
'Cuz my dad is a total idiot at best,
how can I get my mom to give him a chance,
so they can hook up at the undersea dance?"

The only way that I can get rid of all this friction,
Is to use a little bit of science fiction,
Break into his house and scare him with Van Halen.
And tell him "This dance you better not be bailin'."

The long story short, it worked out in the end,
And my mom's honor, he did defend.
Turns out that Biff was out of luck,
Ran his brand new car into a manure truck,
In the end I found out at last,
That my mom's a drunken slut who takes it in the ass,
And all of Biff's homies I found out that they were,
To pussy to mess with those addicts of reefer,
And at the dance, I rocked everybody,
Played guitar until my hands were bloody,
Lightning struck the tower, 4 after 10,
and I made it back to the future, again.


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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Lindsey on November 04, 2008, 11:02:46 PM
Oh shi-
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 04, 2008, 11:10:22 PM
FOR THE RAVEN GOD!
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:26:48 PM
(http://www.soifer.com/alizee.gif)

(http://www.bgaidan.com/albums/stuff/Alizee_1.thumb.gif)
(http://nsfw.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2007/jul/08/31965_formatted_1183886964709.gif)

(http://nsfw.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2007/oct/25/49907_orig_1193280850922.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:27:52 PM
(http://nsfw.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2007/jan/22/15841_orig_podbor78286rk.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 11:29:51 PM
(http://www.soifer.com/alizee.gif)

Gosh, I would like to see her naked.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 11:30:34 PM
LC, you're getting anti-hotlinking images.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 04, 2008, 11:30:44 PM
Seems that most people would.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Casutt on November 04, 2008, 11:32:00 PM
That picture with all the guns, that's pretty damn cool.  I may be a liberal douchebag, but I love me some guns. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:34:17 PM
(http://www.soifer.com/alizee.gif)

Gosh, I would like to see her naked.

(http://alizee.h18.ru/alizee/alizee_nude4.jpg)

It's a pretty good 'shop.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 04, 2008, 11:36:57 PM
Ugh. She looks ten.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:38:24 PM
Ugh. She looks ten.

I think she always looks 10.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 11:39:59 PM
Ugh. She looks ten.

I think she always looks 10.

10-year-olds don't have boobs.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:41:53 PM
Ugh. She looks ten.

I think she always looks 10.

10-year-olds don't have boobs.

They have itty bitty titties. Either way, that pic is fake.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:43:22 PM
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/pbuck1/may2007/andis_world.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:45:29 PM
That picture with all the guns, that's pretty damn cool.  I may be a liberal douchebag, but I love me some guns. 

I agree, that pic is awesome.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 04, 2008, 11:46:04 PM
That picture with all the guns, that's pretty damn cool.  I may be a liberal douchebag, but I love me some guns. 

??
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 11:46:24 PM
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is GANGSTA

WHOLE GRAIN, BIZNATCH!

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b129/NerdsRhot/gangster3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 04, 2008, 11:49:50 PM
If the canoe in the backyard has three flat tires, how many pancakes does it take to shingle the doghouse?









































.



















.
























.























.



























Five.





Ice cream dont have hole.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:50:59 PM
That picture with all the guns, that's pretty damn cool.  I may be a liberal douchebag, but I love me some guns. 

??

This one:
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8721/17439869tr5.jpg (http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8721/17439869tr5.jpg)

Oh and:
(http://facedownassupuniversity.com/lu/celeste_002.jpg)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:52:06 PM
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is GANGSTA

WHOLE GRAIN, BIZNATCH!

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b129/NerdsRhot/gangster3.jpg)

Mothafuckin' gangsta!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:00:54 AM
(http://www.3x6.net/vhoorl/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/cthulhu_sausage.jpg)

(http://www.vicissitude.net/Images/ORly-Cthulhu.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:02:26 AM
(http://www.vicissitude.net/Images/Animal-HappyFerret.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 05, 2008, 12:05:22 AM
(http://www.vicissitude.net/Images/Animal-HappyFerret.jpg)

Awwwwwwww
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 05, 2008, 12:07:55 AM
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/9/c/b9c2b0105f79bdcf4183b75b8eae64e7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 05, 2008, 12:08:37 AM
(http://www.vicissitude.net/Images/Animal-HappyFerret.jpg)

Cute in an "I'll bite yer nadger off, ya git" sort of way.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 05, 2008, 12:08:50 AM
(http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/975/1225857919004jh4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:09:25 AM
Oh sh...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:09:55 AM
He's carrying CHANGE in his pocket.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 05, 2008, 12:16:54 AM
(http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/975/1225857919004jh4.jpg)

Obama FTW
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:18:12 AM
(http://jigoku.studio-zoe.com/temp/skifree.png)

(http://www.7-07.com/images/skifree.gif)

(http://sabator.is.not.tgies.net/godhand%20edits/Ski%20Free.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:22:43 AM
(http://henryjenkins.org/obama%20spock%202.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 05, 2008, 12:34:51 AM
(http://blueherald.com/uploads/Batocchio/RW_Cartoons/2008/9_25_08/_Payne_9_2_08_DNC2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:40:33 AM
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_SP9U5QoPNic/SAH1rVTC0_I/AAAAAAAAAFU/rxiPnaxX3Uo/s1600-h/whitehouse_sauron.jpg)

(http://foundship.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/lala.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:42:17 AM
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2007/02/raptor-jesus.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:43:52 AM
(http://michaelmay.us/08blog/gallery/0814a_shulkcostume.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 05, 2008, 12:47:22 AM
(http://michaelmay.us/08blog/gallery/0814a_shulkcostume.jpg)

She would crush your bed.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 05, 2008, 01:42:15 AM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5c/Smoking_obama.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 05, 2008, 01:43:23 AM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/41/Whereallthewhitewomenat.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 05, 2008, 01:47:37 AM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/41/Whereallthewhitewomenat.jpg)

Yo Bama'mamma!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 05, 2008, 01:54:19 AM
(http://foundship.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/lala.jpg)

Beauty.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: John Shaw on November 05, 2008, 02:16:59 AM
Shaw's basement?

(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8721/17439869tr5.jpg)

I wish. I believe that that is Charelton Heston's, actually. Or was, that is.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 05, 2008, 02:05:23 PM
(http://www.stephenwolfram.com/publications/articles/computation/86-random/figs/gif150/86random-f1.1.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 05, 2008, 02:12:39 PM
http://www.koolaiduk.com/

Are you saying that you want me to send you some Kool Aid?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Evil Muppet on November 05, 2008, 02:16:19 PM
My fellow BBSers,

I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.

Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.


You're a fucking idiot. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 05, 2008, 02:24:11 PM
You're a fucking idiot. 

Somebody is in a mood today.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 05, 2008, 02:32:48 PM
Somebody is in a mood today.

Its the Socialism.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on November 05, 2008, 02:39:18 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 05, 2008, 02:40:50 PM
You're a fucking idiot. 

Somebody is in a mood today.

It's Evil Muppet. He's always been an asshole.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 05, 2008, 03:06:29 PM
(http://www.2000adonline.com/books/assets/covers/lobster_random_no_gain_no_pain.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 03:55:40 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN!

EXACTLY!   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on November 05, 2008, 05:21:28 PM
Somebody stop me! I'm can't stop making these.


(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8062/obamafhtagnpc5.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 05, 2008, 06:39:21 PM
Somebody stop me! I'm can't stop making these.


(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8062/obamafhtagnpc5.gif)

:lol:

you are my favorite artist right now.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 06:56:05 PM
My "Chaos is the Only Answer" thread died too quickly. This can only mean one thing, Christian Anarchy IS the Only Answer. I give up. You won, Gene!  :lol:

Post in this thread or the terrorists Christian Anarchists win!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 06:59:57 PM
(http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/5517/1186750942306xc9.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:04:00 PM
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 05, 2008, 07:06:05 PM
(http://www.abm-enterprises.net/fractal-art/chaos-theory-wallpaper.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Prometheus on November 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j198/RyDnDvch/urinestand.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Prometheus on November 05, 2008, 07:11:14 PM
(http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/nothing-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 05, 2008, 07:14:44 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lh9AdU3Dw4Q&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lh9AdU3Dw4Q&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
No images...but fuck it. Tun yo speakus uup!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:15:27 PM
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179

You'll be wearing ONLY that and I'll be taking photos to demand the recount...

I don't get any pants? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:16:00 PM
(http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/nothing-3.jpg)

That's pretty fucking amusing. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 07:24:52 PM
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179

You'll be wearing ONLY that and I'll be taking photos to demand the recount...

I don't get any pants? 

You aren't allowed to have pants regardless. It's just that Cyro will be there to actually enforce it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:25:25 PM
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179

You'll be wearing ONLY that and I'll be taking photos to demand the recount...

I don't get any pants? 

You aren't allowed to have pants regardless. It's just that Cyro will be there to actually enforce it.

Underwear?   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:29:20 PM
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179

You'll be wearing ONLY that and I'll be taking photos to demand the recount...

I don't get any pants? 

You aren't allowed to have pants regardless. It's just that Cyro will be there to actually enforce it.

Underwear?   :shock:

Why would you need that?

Because I have no pants?  Why wouldn't I?   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:39:45 PM
He's awfully demanding.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 05, 2008, 07:42:00 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=sru141_mgzr2gbeae7lngf962rt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:45:32 PM
He's awfully demanding.   :P

Henceforce I shall be refered to as "Master Adam"

Okay.  We can play that game.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:51:20 PM
I have a feeling this game could be slightly painful in certain ways.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:57:09 PM
I have a feeling this game could be slightly painful in certain ways.   :lol:

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Hmm.  Good point. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 08:00:55 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3293/3006948512_08d0cc92d5_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:04:01 PM
LAWL. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:05:09 PM
(http://www.brutallyhonest.org/brutally_honest/images/2007/05/28/mean_but_funny.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:06:43 PM
(http://www.brutallyhonest.org/brutally_honest/images/2007/05/28/mean_but_funny.jpg)

(http://theducks.org/pictures/do-not-want-dog.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:07:54 PM
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Smeado/caveman.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:09:32 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:10:48 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 

My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:11:54 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 

My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.

Yeah, I just got both in the mail.  Hence the recent discovery.  I want to buy the thing, but I can't think of a place to go while wearing it - and I already have a closet full of shit too dressy to use. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 05, 2008, 08:19:44 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 

My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.

Adriana Lima is a goddess!
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5379/adrianalima0429cf.jpg)

A bit too skinny for my taste but she has a hell of a "Blue Steel"

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:19:58 PM
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/Arrizxx130/obamamotivational.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 08:23:12 PM
(http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/4019/cthulhufh2.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:26:13 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 

My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.

Adriana Lima is a goddess!
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5379/adrianalima0429cf.jpg)

A bit too skinny for my taste but she has a hell of a "Blue Steel"



If I looked like that...a lot of people would be in serious trouble.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:28:27 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 

My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.

Adriana Lima is a goddess!

A bit too skinny for my taste but she has a hell of a "Blue Steel"



If I looked like that...a lot of people would be in serious trouble.   :lol:

If you looked like that I'd offer you a sandwich.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 08:28:45 PM
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1672/1225934441415kx0.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on November 05, 2008, 08:28:55 PM
Somebody stop me! I'm can't stop making these.


(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8062/obamafhtagnpc5.gif)

:lol:

you are my favorite artist right now.

It's official. Cthulhu has invaded my dreams.

(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9784/cthulhuflagiw8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:29:47 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 

My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.

Adriana Lima is a goddess!

A bit too skinny for my taste but she has a hell of a "Blue Steel"



If I looked like that...a lot of people would be in serious trouble.   :lol:

If you looked like that I'd offer you a sandwich.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:30:44 PM
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/23000/CIA-finds-Iraq-9-11-Link--23068.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 08:35:59 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/3006183833_38d2d140c0_o.jpg)

"It's a damn shame, somebody's throwing out a perfectly good white girl."
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 08:37:21 PM
Just opened Google Reader for the first time since the coronation last night, and at least I learned SOMETHING interesting:

(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/647/20081105203006kk3.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 05, 2008, 08:40:55 PM
www.fabnet.com/obamaspinners.jpg 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:41:28 PM
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/keira-knightley-pies-eat-some-more-please.jpg?w=450&h=553)

Now SHE needs a sammich.

Speaking of perfectly good white girls...and this is NOT supposed to be racist or anything - but what is it with black guys and fat white girls?  I had one follow around half the grocery store this afternoon.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 08:47:00 PM
This thread is not living up to its advertised NFSWosity.

(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/892/1225934060273qk7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:48:07 PM
Follow ME.  Sorry.  I'm watching TV as a type. 

And I guess Brasky's right.  I have excellent credit.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 08:48:25 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/3006211905_4f8d32a437_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 05, 2008, 08:49:51 PM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f2/Dead_Nigger_Storage.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 08:50:41 PM
This thread is not living up to its advertised NFSWosity.

(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/892/1225934060273qk7.jpg)

self taken naked bathroom pics = fuckin hot!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 05, 2008, 08:51:09 PM
(http://www.derok.net/derek3/images/grill/iron%20mike%20tyson.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:52:34 PM
HAHAHAHAHA there's Proactiv on her bathroom counter.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:54:00 PM
(http://faemalia.com/sm/SixOfNine-52019431073931-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 08:55:18 PM
thats a lot of bush... i dont see any baldies...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 05, 2008, 08:56:37 PM
This thread is not living up to its advertised NFSWosity.

Nice.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:59:56 PM
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 05, 2008, 09:01:49 PM
(http://img1.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2726091.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 09:02:15 PM
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)

Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once.  I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 09:02:32 PM
(http://img1.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2726091.jpg)

Mike Tyson's Punch Out!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 09:03:12 PM
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)

Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once.  I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult.   :lol:

Compliment.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 09:03:50 PM
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)

Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once.  I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult.   :lol:

Compliment.

Funny.  My whole life I was always described as smart, and not much else.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 09:06:07 PM
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)

Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once.  I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult.   :lol:

Compliment.


Funny.  My whole life I was always described as smart, and not much else.   :lol:

Smart strippers are cool.  I talked to a strippers titties that were getting a PhD in something or other.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 05, 2008, 09:06:07 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=STS41B198402BruceMcCandlessIIu_7kynayvt6136a9lycjnu.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 05, 2008, 09:06:21 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=DisappearingCloudsinCarina_vigsmtepkw5f1a4apbfx.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 09:08:48 PM
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)

Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once.  I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult.   :lol:

Compliment.


Funny.  My whole life I was always described as smart, and not much else.   :lol:

Smart strippers are cool.  I talked to a strippers titties that were getting a PhD in something or other.

Well, I say if you're hot enough - go for it.  It's a great source of income to help put oneself through school.  Or a way to just have a lot of money. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 09:09:47 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4-r7FPYkxdA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4-r7FPYkxdA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

"Help me, Wolf Blitzer. You are my only hope."
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Oedipus Rex on November 05, 2008, 09:22:09 PM
A thread about Chaos and no Eris? For shame!


(http://www.thinkwiki.org/images/b/b3/Eris.png)


(http://www.grouchogandhi.com/site/gg_dwarf_planet_eris.jpg)


HAIL ERIS!! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 09:33:31 PM
A thread about Chaos and no Eris? For shame!


(http://www.thinkwiki.org/images/b/b3/Eris.png)


(http://www.grouchogandhi.com/site/gg_dwarf_planet_eris.jpg)


HAIL ERIS!! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!!!

"There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess"
                           
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 10:34:41 PM
Rubick Kubrick :

Whoever made that is a fucking genius.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 10:44:21 PM
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8219/tits08iz4.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 10:48:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1082089/Overweight-women-sex-slender-ones-reveals-new-study.html

 :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 05, 2008, 11:19:24 PM
We need Rand here as to twist the Chaos a bit more.  :twisted:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwNeqjZmmFA[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwNeqjZmmFA
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 11:32:25 PM
Rubick Kubrick :

Whoever made that is a fucking genius.

These people, or person. 

http://www.space-invaders.com/

There's a lot of cool looking stuff on there.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 11:36:26 PM
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_c40F_7RdhlU/Rmx0riTAlaI/AAAAAAAAAEM/s2jcr52Q7Ao/s320/9jP4T5.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 05, 2008, 11:41:54 PM
(http://www.funnypicturesworld.com/img/funny/funny0472.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 11:43:19 PM
(http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/giant%20rabbit%201.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 11:43:39 PM
(http://www.freewebs.com/ronpaulhopeforamerica/A_REAL_MAN_files/rescue_dees.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 11:49:04 PM
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/quirkyjessi/tap.jpg?t=1225946781)

(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/quirkyjessi/SidewalkArt2.jpg?t=1225946879)

(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/quirkyjessi/cat2dims.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 05, 2008, 11:52:23 PM
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/quirkyjessi/cat2dims.jpg)

Go back wheres you come from pussy!

(http://www.zefhemel.com/upload/2008/02/funny-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 11:55:35 PM
(http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Fox/Family%20Guy/Evil_Monkey_301.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 05, 2008, 11:57:08 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-narcolepsy-rat.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 12:18:42 AM
ouch.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 12:23:07 AM

Thats a looker. 

I want to pop that fucker.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 06, 2008, 12:52:28 AM
Do you look at people's whiteheads and want them popped too?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 01:02:38 AM
Do you look at people's whiteheads and want them popped too?

I do indeed.

I prefer sprinkles.
(http://www.highonhealth.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/spotty-face.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 01:16:51 AM
Dudes, all I can tell ya is DON'T ever YouTube for that shit.  Inspiration struck, and me being me, I was gonna drop a zit-pop vid here as a follow-up.  

I grossed myself out so bad, I won't even...   ughhh.  They were huge and horrible.  So far beyond the limits of simple poor taste.  

The cat crush pix were nothing, lets just leave it at that.  

I've actually challenged myself to watch those while eating.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 01:24:48 AM
I had some trouble reading your post because that fine ass up above was distracting me.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 02:40:55 AM
[youtube=425,350]MUyrHu1uUN8[/youtube]/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 02:54:04 AM
I'm downloading this movie right now:

[youtube=425,350]iNuMoVqKEuE[/youtube]

Copacabana Palace
1962
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 06, 2008, 08:19:52 AM
Ack! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 06, 2008, 09:03:10 AM
(http://disinter.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/bob_barr.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: NHArticleTen on November 06, 2008, 10:42:49 AM
(http://jj.am/gallery/d/34409-1/GiantZit.jpg)

weight control for dummies...
print this out and post on fridge...

especially for the fat cows in the office...

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 05:30:56 PM
He looks thin.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 08:19:44 PM
(http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/b/3/19/883/19883267_1204982703_3d486c66fe7e229153f04443e3051b67_full.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 09:09:33 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/500353318_8c23122bff.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 09:14:44 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1189/526886530_3994f3eca2_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 06, 2008, 10:47:27 PM
Follow ME.  Sorry.  I'm watching TV as a type. 

And I guess Brasky's right.  I have excellent credit.   :lol:

You. Are. Not. Fat.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 06, 2008, 10:52:21 PM
Follow ME.  Sorry.  I'm watching TV as a type. 

And I guess Brasky's right.  I have excellent credit.   :lol:

You. Are. Not. Fat.

WAT 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 06, 2008, 10:53:17 PM

Thats a looker. 

I want to pop that fucker.

Looks like a yellow-sac spider bite. Happened to me a few years back. Right between my shoulder blades, too.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 11:35:09 PM
Motherfucking spiders...

STOMP STOMP STOMP!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 06, 2008, 11:39:59 PM
Follow ME.  Sorry.  I'm watching TV as a type. 

And I guess Brasky's right.  I have excellent credit.   :lol:

You. Are. Not. Fat.

Dude. Just stop. This spiral has been spun for many years.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 07, 2008, 06:16:26 AM
Sure I came out here to make my name
Wanted my pool, my dose of fame
Wanted my parking space at Warner's
But after a year, a one room hell
A murphy bed, a rancid smell
Wallpaper peeling at the corners


Sunset Boulevard, twisting boulevard
Secretive and rich, a little scary
Sunset Boulevard, tempting boulevard
Waiting there to swallow the unwary


Dreams are not enough to win a war
Out here they're always keeping score
Beneath the tan the battle rages
Smile a rented smile, fill someone's glass
Kiss someone's wife, kiss someone's ass
We do whatever pays the wages


Sunset Boulevard, headline boulevard
Getting here is only the beginning
Sunset Boulevard, jackpot boulevard
Once you've won you have to go on winning


You think I've sold out?
Dead right I've sold out!
I just keep waiting for the right offer
Comfortable quarters, regular rations
24-hour Five Star room service
And if I'm honest, I like the lady
I can't help being touched by her folly
I'm treading water, taking the money
Watching her sun set... Well, I'm a writer!


L.A.'s changed a lot over the years
Since those brave gold rush pioneers
Came in their creaky covered wagons
Far as they could go end of the line
Their dreams were yours, their dreams were mine
But in those dreams were hidden dragons


Sunset Boulevard, frenzied boulevard
Swamped with every kind of false emotion
Sunset Boulevard, brutal boulevard
Just like you, we'll wind up in the ocean


She was sinking fast, I threw a rope
Now I have suits and she has hope
It seemed an elegant solution
One day this must end, it isn't real
Still I'll enjoy a hearty meal
Before tomorrrow's execution


Sunset Boulevard, ruthless boulevard
Destination for the stony-hearted
Sunset Boulevard, lethal boulevard
Everyone's forgotten how they started
Here on Sunset Boulevard...!

[youtube=425,350]1atWehdBp7M[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 07:55:54 AM
Motherfucking spiders...

STOMP STOMP STOMP!!!

Spiders are yucky. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: HOO-HAA on November 07, 2008, 09:23:22 AM
My old man's a dustman.

He wears a dustman's hat.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: shawn on November 07, 2008, 09:43:04 AM
My fellow BBSers,

I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.

Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.


So the difference between this thread and every other thread on the forums is what?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: NHArticleTen on November 07, 2008, 10:45:22 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1189/526886530_3994f3eca2_o.jpg)

video or it didn't happen...

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 06:41:34 PM
My fellow BBSers,

I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.

Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.


So the difference between this thread and every other thread on the forums is what?

This thread will eventually die and will be dreaming at the bottom of the ocean until the stars are right again.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 06:49:52 PM
video or it didn't happen...

Got a betamax player?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 07, 2008, 07:21:33 PM
My fellow BBSers,

I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.

Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.


So the difference between this thread and every other thread on the forums is what?


fucking naysayer.
until now, the difference is..........




that i haven't said the word nigger/nigga/niggiz. up-in-here


there.         happy?

everything was steady-fucking-state, till you threw that in..............
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 07, 2008, 07:30:11 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1189/526886530_3994f3eca2_o.jpg)

Bitch could shit on her own head!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 07, 2008, 07:38:55 PM
for a price, i reckon she would at that.............
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:10:35 PM
Goddammit. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 07, 2008, 10:19:38 PM
(http://s148.photobucket.com/albums/s4/karsmi123/f/f2110.jpg)


Word.





Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 10:26:13 PM
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head.  Now I can't.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 10:28:41 PM
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head.  Now I can't.   :shock:

You can put them behind mine.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 10:29:22 PM
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head.  Now I can't.   :shock:

You can put them behind mine.

LMAO.  I've never heard that line before.  Excellent!   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 10:33:15 PM
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head.  Now I can't.   :shock:

You can put them behind mine.

LMAO.  I've never heard that line before.  Excellent!   :lol:

I'm a master debater and a cunning linguist.

Like I said before, when I was single, I could reel them in, even though I'm a chubbmaster.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 10:56:13 PM
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head.  Now I can't.   :shock:

You can put them behind mine.

LMAO.  I've never heard that line before.  Excellent!   :lol:

I'm a master debater and a cunning linguist.

Like I said before, when i was single, I could reel the, in, even though I'm a chubbmaster.

I posted this article I saw here the other day, about how overweight women apparently have more sex than women of normal weight.  Fat people usually have way better personalities.  Not always, but I'm totally awesome. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 08, 2008, 08:13:09 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 09, 2008, 12:59:25 AM
(http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr339/iamthewatchmaker/img020.jpg)

Who dis be?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 09, 2008, 01:04:37 AM
Looks like Toby as a kid.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 09, 2008, 01:05:45 AM
Looks like Toby as a kid.

Toby the host?

The nigga must be related to me then.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 09, 2008, 01:07:04 AM
Ha.  Whoa. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 09, 2008, 01:08:06 AM
Picture taken at:

Cyber Station
235 Golf Mill Shopping Center
Niles, Illinois

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 09, 2008, 01:12:06 AM
Nice jersey.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 09, 2008, 01:14:43 AM
Nice jersey.   :P

Because of this jersey, the Bulls won championships in the next three years. I'm telling ya...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 09, 2008, 01:23:44 AM
(http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr339/iamthewatchmaker/img021.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 09, 2008, 10:12:58 AM
Nice jersey.   :P

Because of this jersey, the Bulls won championships in the next three years. I'm telling ya...

They did have a pretty good stretch there for a while... :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on November 09, 2008, 11:08:04 AM
(http://91.121.132.199/gifs/3350.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 09, 2008, 11:09:23 AM
(http://www.sephro.com/nunchucks.gif)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 09, 2008, 11:12:40 AM
(http://91.121.132.199/gifs/3350.gif)

that little nigga's crazy
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: HOO-HAA on November 09, 2008, 11:50:18 AM
What's going on in the background? Looks like a wheelbarrow race? 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 09, 2008, 12:46:50 PM
Sweet, Street Fighter!

It's an antique now.  :lol:

Nice jersey.   :P

Because of this jersey, the Bulls won championships in the next three years. I'm telling ya...

They did have a pretty good stretch there for a while... :lol:

Yup.
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 09, 2008, 04:12:09 PM
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/scan0001.jpg)
Just cause it was interesting to see Jizz' pics...

The first one is me in a Party shirt. (sister's communion)
Second is me with a Space Invader shirt. (self explanatory)
And the last is me with a lame excuse for a tie. (Easter)
Enjoy.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 09, 2008, 04:15:49 PM
Who the hell put their dick in my ass when I wasn't looking?! That is totally fucking uncalled for, not to mention it is downright un-American...

the surprise part... not the buttsexins.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 09, 2008, 09:37:57 PM
I don't have any pictures of myself as a child, I don't think.  My mom has some...but I think they're hidden far, far away.  She never took many pictures of me, and now I hate having my picture taken for the most part. 
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 09, 2008, 09:53:50 PM
i started a new thread for this, but then deleted it.


This screenshot must be embedded within these pages.
REPENT!!!

:twisted:
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/FTLbbBEAST.jpg)
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 09, 2008, 10:13:14 PM
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9056/stanandkylebywillowsanle7.jpg)
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 10, 2008, 09:11:27 AM
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9056/stanandkylebywillowsanle7.jpg)

now it is past the nineties and it is time for slash

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/31/Butterman.jpg)
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 10, 2008, 09:30:41 AM
(http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr339/iamthewatchmaker/img020.jpg)

Who dis be?

Alex Libman.
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Post by: Riddler on November 10, 2008, 09:35:54 AM
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/scan0001.jpg)
Just cause it was interesting to see Jizz' pics...

The first one is me in a Party shirt. (sister's communion)
Second is me with a Space Invader shirt. (self explanatory)
And the last is me with a lame excuse for a tie. (Easter)
Enjoy.


so dave......you're.....eight years old???
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 09:38:10 AM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 09:41:21 AM
Nice pics there, Dave.

Mine were taken a year after I came to the U.S.
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 10, 2008, 09:42:23 AM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 09:44:25 AM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 10, 2008, 12:09:32 PM
so dave......you're.....eight years old???

Those pics were taken around 88/89, which would make me 7.


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Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 10, 2008, 12:11:18 PM
Everybody in Dave's first picture looks Asian, despite presumably being hispanic.
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 10, 2008, 12:54:38 PM
Everybody in Dave's first picture looks Asian, despite presumably being hispanic.
Your presumption is correct.

People have been telling me that I look a little Asian since I was a kid.

As a tid bit of information, (wheather you want it or not) most "Hispanics" are around 80% to 90% Native American, this is relevant because it means that our ancestors migrated across the bearing straight from Asia to get to the Americas way back in time. Therefore the we share a some of the traits that you would see in Asians, hence the slanted eyes. The people with less slanted eyes have more Spanish blood in them.
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 10, 2008, 01:46:01 PM
Latin chicks are hawt.
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Post by: Riddler on November 10, 2008, 03:00:33 PM
i hate cats
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 03:04:03 PM
Le chien mange le chat.
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 10, 2008, 03:15:38 PM
The cheese stands alone.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 03:17:14 PM
J'ai envie de mange le femme.
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 10, 2008, 03:25:41 PM
Omlette du fromage.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 03:29:24 PM
Tu aime monsieur BJ ou tu deteste monsieur BJ parce que il pue?
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Post by: Taors on November 10, 2008, 03:45:25 PM
Omlette du fromage.

Lol.
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Post by: HOO-HAA on November 10, 2008, 05:15:26 PM
J'ai une chien. Elle s'appelle Dita.
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Post by: Riddler on November 10, 2008, 07:51:10 PM
we need sam jackson ta slap dese french whores around...
speak anglish, muthafuckas
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Post by: gibson042 on November 10, 2008, 08:00:05 PM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/62/ENGLISH_MOTHER_FUCKER.gif/120px-ENGLISH_MOTHER_FUCKER.gif)

[youtube=425,350]cqc4FqvXlKs[/youtube]
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Post by: Lindsey on November 10, 2008, 10:13:36 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 10:41:58 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:

Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 10, 2008, 10:52:53 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:

Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!

Oh don't even say that.  There goes my plan for the evening. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 10:58:09 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:

Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!

Oh don't even say that.  There goes my plan for the evening. 

My sincere appy-polly-loggies, babushka.
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Post by: Taors on November 10, 2008, 11:10:34 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:

Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!

Oh don't even say that.  There goes my plan for the evening. 

My sincere appy-polly-loggies, babushka.

This post makes me gulliver feel very, very horrorshow, little brother.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 11:27:22 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:

Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!

Oh don't even say that.  There goes my plan for the evening. 

My sincere appy-polly-loggies, babushka.

This post makes me gulliver feel very, very horrorshow, little brother.

Viddy well.
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 10, 2008, 11:31:22 PM
Post it, dammit.

And I don't rape, I just molest.
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 10, 2008, 11:32:26 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:

Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!

Oh don't even say that.  There goes my plan for the evening. 

My sincere appy-polly-loggies, babushka.

This post makes me gulliver feel very, very horrorshow, little brother.

Chaos is the only sensible answer.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Undertaker876/crazy-cat.gif)
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 11:33:01 PM
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6161/swimmingaround11wq9.jpg)
My androgynous avatar in Secondlife. :3
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Post by: Lindsey on November 10, 2008, 11:34:22 PM
Post it, dammit.

And I don't rape, I just molest.

Sorry.  My apologies.   :shock:
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 10, 2008, 11:35:05 PM
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6161/swimmingaround11wq9.jpg)
My androgynous avatar in Secondlife. :3

No.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 11:35:42 PM
yes.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 10, 2008, 11:36:30 PM
Definitely not. 
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 10, 2008, 11:37:09 PM
Post it, dammit.

And I don't rape, I just molest.

Sorry.  My apologies.   :shock:

Voluntarily, of course.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 11:37:49 PM
Definitely not. 

:( :( :(
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 11:38:17 PM
Nice nipples, Bred.  :D
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 11:39:47 PM
I'm just here to rate and berate nipples.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 10, 2008, 11:45:25 PM
Yeah, okay.  I'm never taking my clothes off again. 
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 11:45:32 PM
The skin creator is updating the whole line, and previous buyers get free upgrades.

(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9568/snapshot001ay6.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 11:45:59 PM
That poos-poos is going to be burnt to a crisp!

(http://a277.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/71/m_2d69e6ff87a80410c2488f28f65fe6b4.gif)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 11:51:15 PM
I'm just here to rate and berate nipples.

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9890/hugenipples42101siwd6.jpg (http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9890/hugenipples42101siwd6.jpg)

Needs some surgery.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 11:52:21 PM
That poos-poos is going to be burnt to a crisp!

(http://a277.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/71/m_2d69e6ff87a80410c2488f28f65fe6b4.gif)

Milk toast.  LOL

I think that's one of the coolest GIFs ever made.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 12:01:22 AM
Ahahaha!
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 12:13:37 AM
I just realized that the baby looks like a young John McCain.
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 12:36:56 AM
I just realized that the baby looks like a young John McCain.

Jowls of wisdom.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 01:21:25 AM
(http://img202.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-26910/loc90/86382_05_123_90lo.jpg)

X'ed.  :(
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 01:42:25 AM
No show.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 01:55:14 AM
No show.

Fixed?
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 01:56:30 AM
(http://www.ebare.co.uk/ebare/uplimg/naughtylittleamzx_logobc21f72c41dd06abb6dfb215ec498f71.jpg)
(http://www.iwant2bapornstar.com/PICS/zouc40s/26962eln7w4k.JPG)
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Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 11, 2008, 02:16:54 AM
Now it is.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 02:23:22 AM
Now it is.

It was a different pic, but nevermind that one.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 11, 2008, 03:29:57 AM
(http://apina.nwpshost.com/10432.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 03:34:59 AM
^^^^^Mocha broad with odd orifices.

I could work with that.
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 11, 2008, 04:44:55 AM
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOSHAW

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ReptilianJohn_phouq6qf28eimd4dd5n1.jpg)
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 11, 2008, 06:02:10 PM
(http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg)
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 06:50:57 PM
(http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg)

 :shock:
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 11, 2008, 06:52:31 PM
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1290/naziloliwz1.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 11, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Ouch.   :lol:
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 07:18:49 PM
(http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg)

Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.

And that poses the question...who fucking cares?
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 07:32:19 PM
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg

Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.

And that poses the question...who fucking cares?

Nazis.

I'm a Nazi and I don't give a fuck.
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 07:33:36 PM
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg

Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.

And that poses the question...who fucking cares?

Nazis.

I'm a Nazi and I don't give a fuck.

You have failed.

The blue eyes thing was just a joke anyway. Hitler had shit-eyes.
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 07:37:54 PM
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg

Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.

And that poses the question...who fucking cares?

Nazis.

I'm a Nazi and I don't give a fuck.

You have failed.

The blue eyes thing was just a joke anyway. Hitler had shit-eyes.

And one testicle.

So we can't really fault him for being the way he was.
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 07:43:12 PM
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg

Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.

And that poses the question...who fucking cares?

Nazis.

I'm a Nazi and I don't give a fuck.

You have failed.

The blue eyes thing was just a joke anyway. Hitler had shit-eyes.

And one testicle.

So we can't really fault him for being the way he was.

Sure I can. I'm an asshole.

Yeah, but so was he...so you two probably have a lot in common.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 10:36:46 PM
The Nazis had excellent tanks.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 11, 2008, 10:38:50 PM
The Nazis had excellent tanks.

Did someone say...tank? 

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FBH0ARF2L._SS400_.jpg)

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 10:40:19 PM
I wonder what the mpg is on that thing?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 11, 2008, 10:54:57 PM
I wonder what the mpg is on that thing?

I don't think they list it as a number, probably just listed as "shitty".  I think one of the people that reviewed it made a comment on the mpg.  Everytime I start reading the comments, I laugh so hard that I start to cry.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 10:57:58 PM
I wonder what the mpg is on that thing?

I don't think they list it as a number, probably just listed as "shitty".  I think one of the people that reviewed it made a comment on the mpg.  Everytime I start reading the comments, I laugh so hard that I start to cry.   :lol:

Yeah they're pretty funny.  "Finally, a tank you can trust"
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Post by: Lindsey on November 11, 2008, 11:02:04 PM
I wonder what the mpg is on that thing?

I don't think they list it as a number, probably just listed as "shitty".  I think one of the people that reviewed it made a comment on the mpg.  Everytime I start reading the comments, I laugh so hard that I start to cry.   :lol:

Yeah they're pretty funny.  "Finally, a tank you can trust"

I gotta say, I've wanted one ever since I saw it.  Imagine rolling up to the drive-thru at the bank, or the pharmacy, or even at McDonald's in that fucking thing.  For fuck's sake...imagine going anywhere in it.  I'd loan it out for parades or something.  Of course it would be like the coolest parade float ever, and a requirement of the loan would be that I get to sit on top and be in the parade.   :lol:
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 11:22:31 PM
The Nazis had excellent tanks.

Did someone say...tank? 

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FBH0ARF2L._SS400_.jpg)

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE

UTINI!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 01:43:17 PM
Holy crap I want this!

(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a306/a306_e_01.jpg)

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/swallows/?fdo=&productid=306&style=e&color=01&size=3%3A+CHOOSE+A+SIZE&stype=&is_fivestar=

 :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 07:22:27 PM
Lindsey, are you sure those birds are swallows?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 07:25:29 PM
Did you know that Swallows have adapted to hunting insects on the wing by developing a slender streamlined body, and long pointed wings, which allow great manoeuvrability and endurance, as well as frequent periods of gliding? Their body shape allows for very efficient flight, which costs 50-75% less for swallows than equivalent passerines of the same size. Swallows usually forage at around 30-40 km/h, although they are capable of reaching speeds of between 50-65 km/h when travelling.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 12, 2008, 07:27:28 PM
Did you know that Swallows have adapted to hunting insects on the wing by developing a slender streamlined body, and long pointed wings, which allow great manoeuvrability and endurance, as well as frequent periods of gliding? Their body shape allows for very efficient flight, which costs 50-75% less for swallows than equivalent passerines of the same size. Swallows usually forage at around 30-40 km/h, although they are capable of reaching speeds of between 50-65 km/h when travelling.

Useless information = win.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 07:34:46 PM
Did you know that Swallows have adapted to hunting insects on the wing by developing a slender streamlined body, and long pointed wings, which allow great maneuverability and endurance, as well as frequent periods of gliding? Their body shape allows for very efficient flight, which costs 50-75% less for swallows than equivalent passerines of the same size. Swallows usually forage at around 30-40 km/h, although they are capable of reaching speeds of between 50-65 km/h when traveling.

Useless information = win.

Today I fed a pigeon that was loitering near my work with some leftover bread. It thanked me in something that sounded like Jap talk.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 07:57:21 PM
Lindsey, are you sure those birds are swallows?

Do I look like I care?   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 12, 2008, 07:58:22 PM
coo-coo?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:00:27 PM
Lindsey, are you sure those birds are swallows?

Do I look like I care?   :lol:

I cannot see your face, but my instincts tell me you are secretly a bird watcher.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:02:24 PM
coo-coo?

Velcrow.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:04:39 PM
Lindsey, are you sure those birds are swallows?

Do I look like I care?   :lol:

I cannot see your face, but my instincts tell me you are secretly a bird watcher.

Shhh. 

(http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/11/7/f_lindsm_fcce9ac.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:07:27 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:08:38 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:14:33 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 

I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it...  :(
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:15:27 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 

I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it...  :(

There's supposed to be an explosion. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:16:11 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 

I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it...  :(

There's supposed to be an explosion. 

 :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:18:35 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 

I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it...  :(

There's supposed to be an explosion. 

 :shock:

You can't tell me you aren't intrigued.  And thoroughly aroused.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:25:04 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 

I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it...  :(

There's supposed to be an explosion. 

 :shock:

You can't tell me you aren't intrigued.  And thoroughly aroused.

I'm a hairy, old man, Lindsey. My balls are like an old Pontiac; sometimes you got to give them some gas and fiddle with some knobs to get it started.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:26:01 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 

I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it...  :(

There's supposed to be an explosion. 

 :shock:

You can't tell me you aren't intrigued.  And thoroughly aroused.

I'm a hairy, old man, Lindsey. My balls are like an old Pontiac; sometimes you got to give them some gas and fiddle with some knobs to get it started.

Is that a challenge?   8)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 12, 2008, 08:26:24 PM
I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:30:11 PM
Is that a challenge?   8)

You are much too young to be fiddling with such old machinery, my dear.

I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...

I avoided that class. I took linear algebra instead. Differential equations was my favorite math class.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:30:57 PM
DAMMIT.  REJECTED AGAIN! 

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:38:27 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:38:59 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 12, 2008, 08:40:07 PM
I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...


i learned today, how much i hate 'spongebob intergalactic challenge' game..
prob. right up there w/ your "math" thing......
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:41:55 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:44:51 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:

That doesn't sound like much fun.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:48:37 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:

That doesn't sound like much fun.   :shock:

We would have to consult Davi on this.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:52:10 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:

That doesn't sound like much fun.   :shock:

We would have to consult Davi on this.

Hmph.  Fuck it.  Let's go bowling. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 12, 2008, 08:53:24 PM
I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...

You're joking, right?  Discrete math rocks!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:55:40 PM
I like porn. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 12, 2008, 08:57:07 PM
I like porn. 

Porn (at least on the internets) would be unpossible without math.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
I like porn. 

Porn (at least on the internets) would be unpossible without math.

You killed it.   :x
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 09:01:34 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:

That doesn't sound like much fun.   :shock:

We would have to consult Davi on this.

Hmph.  Fuck it.  Let's go bowling. 

Bowling? Is that some kind of witchcraft?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:03:31 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:

That doesn't sound like much fun.   :shock:

We would have to consult Davi on this.

Hmph.  Fuck it.  Let's go bowling. 

Bowling? Is that some kind of witchcraft?  :lol:

I'll show you some kind of witchcraft.   :twisted:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 09:07:17 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:

That doesn't sound like much fun.   :shock:

We would have to consult Davi on this.

Hmph.  Fuck it.  Let's go bowling. 

Bowling? Is that some kind of witchcraft?  :lol:

I'll show you some kind of witchcraft.   :twisted:

My broom is too small.  :(
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:09:09 PM
I can make it get bigger... :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:13:38 PM
Ha!  I found that Cthulhu thong I was talking about.  Too bad the election is over already. 

(http://images.cafepress.com/product/227951644v2_350x350_Front.jpg)

http://clothing.cafepress.com/item/cthulhu-for-president-classic-thong/227951644
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 09:14:07 PM
I can make it get bigger... :lol:

You know magic too?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:16:33 PM
I can make it get bigger... :lol:

You know magic too?

Yes. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 09:17:35 PM
I can make it get bigger... :lol:

You know magic too?

Yes. 

Wowee-wow-wow!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:29:08 PM
I can make it get bigger... :lol:

You know magic too?

Yes. 

Wowee-wow-wow!

That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 12, 2008, 09:36:22 PM
I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...

I avoided that class. I took linear algebra instead. Differential equations was my favorite math class.

Color theory and mathematical induction are great for computing, just the rest seem more or less theoretical arguments for how and why computers work.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:37:30 PM
I hate math.  I liked English better. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 09:40:11 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

Color theory and mathematical induction are great for computing, just the rest seem more or less theoretical arguments for how and why computers work.

I found Euler's and Fourier's theorems to be the most useful for me.

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:42:15 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

The withdrawal from me is worse.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on November 12, 2008, 09:48:17 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

The withdrawal from me is worse.   :lol:

At least heroin delivers.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 12, 2008, 09:49:23 PM
I like porn. 

Porn (at least on the internets) would be unpossible without math.

Why do you think the net was born?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:49:55 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

The withdrawal from me is worse.   :lol:

At least heroin delivers.

I deliver plenty when the recipient is up to par.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on November 12, 2008, 09:53:24 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

The withdrawal from me is worse.   :lol:

At least heroin delivers.

I deliver plenty when the recipient is up to par.   :P

I STAND BY MY STATEMENT.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:54:34 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

The withdrawal from me is worse.   :lol:

At least heroin delivers.

I deliver plenty when the recipient is up to par.   :P

I STAND BY MY STATEMENT.

Oh you're just hostile because I won't get naked. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 12, 2008, 09:59:24 PM
I like porn. 

Porn (at least on the internets) would be unpossible without math.

Why do you think the net was born?

Serious Business.

Oh you're just hostile because I won't get naked. 

How do you intend to fix this?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on November 12, 2008, 10:00:29 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

The withdrawal from me is worse.   :lol:

At least heroin delivers.

I deliver plenty when the recipient is up to par.   :P

I STAND BY MY STATEMENT.

Oh you're just hostile because I won't get naked. 

I'm going to send in George Bush to take care of the situation.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 10:01:31 PM
He can be hostile.  I'm not posting naked pictures on the internet. 

If I did I'd have to be making a serious fucking profit.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 12, 2008, 10:13:02 PM
He can be hostile.  I'm not posting naked pictures on the internet. 

Sending them to me would not count as posting them.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 10:14:40 PM
The only people that are going to see me naked are the ones that are about to have sex with me.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 10:18:18 PM
40 more years and I'll be in the nursing home...
Then I can have all the sex i want! Ahahahaha!

Oh wait...  :x
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 10:20:29 PM
40 more years and I'll be in the nursing home...
Then I can have all the sex i want! Ahahahaha!

Oh wait...  :x

I'm told old men in nursing homes expose themselves quite a bit, and get away with things like touching the nurses in inappropriate places because it's just assumed that they don't realize they're not supposed to do it.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 10:23:27 PM
40 more years and I'll be in the nursing home...
Then I can have all the sex i want! Ahahahaha!

Oh wait...  :x

I'm told old men in nursing homes expose themselves quite a bit, and get away with things like touching the nurses in inappropriate places because it's just assumed that they don't realize they're not supposed to do it.   :lol:

Old people are crazy, but interesting. (In a crazy kind of way.)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 10:25:48 PM
40 more years and I'll be in the nursing home...
Then I can have all the sex i want! Ahahahaha!

Oh wait...  :x

I'm told old men in nursing homes expose themselves quite a bit, and get away with things like touching the nurses in inappropriate places because it's just assumed that they don't realize they're not supposed to do it.   :lol:

Old people are crazy, but interesting. (In a crazy kind of way.)

Speaking of...my grandparents haven't answered their phone since the election happened.  I'm hoping my grandmother didn't have to take my grandpa to the hospital after Obama got elected.  Last I spoke with them I heard him yelling at Fox news in the background and bitching that Obama is black.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 10:53:20 PM
Also, I'm mad because I went to Sears to get a key copied yesterday and THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING THAT KNEW HOW WASN'T THERE. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 10:57:05 PM
Also, I'm mad because I went to Sears to get a key copied yesterday and THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING THAT KNEW HOW WASN'T THERE. 

Home Depot is usually better for that.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 11:01:27 PM
Also, I'm mad because I went to Sears to get a key copied yesterday and THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING THAT KNEW HOW WASN'T THERE. 

Home Depot is usually better for that.

Well, it was in the mall, and convenient because I was getting ready to leave.  Turns out I just had to leave the person my key and I'll get it back tomorrow. 

Tomorrow's fun will include making like seven copies of two separate keys, and calling the company that furnishes our alarm service to scream at them for being complete morons.  This ought to go well. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 12:44:14 AM
BUMPITY BUMP. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 12:47:19 AM
BOINGITY BOING
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 12:51:12 AM
BOINGITY BOING

WAT 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 13, 2008, 01:03:36 AM
BOINGITY BOING

WAT 

YO MOMMA DAT'S WHAT

*snap snap snap*
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 01:06:39 AM
BOINGITY BOING

WAT 

YO MOMMA DAT'S WHAT

*snap snap snap*

I think she's out in the living room watching TV.  Would you like me to get her for you? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 01:10:14 AM
Oh sh...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 01:14:55 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 01:20:12 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 01:22:14 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 01:23:42 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P

God bless Barack Obama!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 01:26:01 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P

God bless Barack Obama!

I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 01:43:48 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P

God bless Barack Obama!

I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama. 

Neither did I. High five!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 01:50:19 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P

God bless Barack Obama!

I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama. 

Neither did I. High five!

It got on the ceiling, didn't it? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 01:55:29 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P

God bless Barack Obama!

I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama. 

Neither did I. High five!

It got on the ceiling, didn't it? 

It was time to repaint it, anyways.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 01:58:43 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P

God bless Barack Obama!

I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama. 

Neither did I. High five!

It got on the ceiling, didn't it? 

It was time to repaint it, anyways.  :lol:

Thank god nothing flies when I masturbate. 
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Post by: hellbilly on November 13, 2008, 02:04:08 AM
I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama. 

...she didn't say she will not..
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 02:05:48 AM
Mmmm?  :lol:

(http://scottoncapecod.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/bho-beach.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 02:06:42 AM
Yikes.  No thanks.   :lol:
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Post by: hellbilly on November 13, 2008, 02:12:14 AM
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.

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Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 02:13:54 AM
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.



I spent an hour trying to get off earlier.  I didn't have time to entertain you.   :P
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 13, 2008, 01:01:21 PM
We need some video game stuffs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N1TJP1cxmo)
[youtube=425,350]2N1TJP1cxmo[/youtube]
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 13, 2008, 07:18:48 PM
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.



I spent an hour trying to get off earlier.  I didn't have time to entertain you.   :P

Who says you can't do both at the same time?
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Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 13, 2008, 08:14:33 PM
Quote
I spent an hour trying to get off earlier.  I didn't have time to entertain you.   :P
Who says you can't do both at the same time?
definitely this.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 10:06:59 PM
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.

I spent an hour trying to get off earlier.  I didn't have time to entertain you.   :P

Clearly you need expert help. Fortunately my fees can be paid in plane tickets.

I did it on purpose.  The other night it was over in less than five minutes, and I felt cheated. 
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 13, 2008, 11:36:39 PM
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.



I spent an hour trying to get off earlier.  I didn't have time to entertain you.   :P

Who says you can't do both at the same time?

Don't you have a girlfriend already?

Have I ever said I don't?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 11:47:59 PM
Strippers. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 14, 2008, 12:43:48 AM
I found a picture of a swallow.

(http://www.backyardbirdingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/swallow.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on November 14, 2008, 10:33:29 AM
Cthulu Pr0n!


(http://www.cthulhu.org/smut/graphics/diverocto.jpg)

(http://www.the-emperor.org/graphics/dream_of_the_fishermans_wife_hokusai.jpg)

Cthulu Goase!

(http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cthulhu-goatse.jpg?w=590)
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Post by: Taors on November 14, 2008, 05:17:54 PM
Lame.
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Post by: RottingNation on November 14, 2008, 09:07:55 PM
(http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/god-lost_my_way.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 14, 2008, 10:01:21 PM
Penis. 
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Post by: EthanLeeVita on November 16, 2008, 02:03:03 AM
Penii
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Post by: Lindsey on November 16, 2008, 02:23:43 AM
[youtube=425,350]aHyy4a4SVa0[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHyy4a4SVa0
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 16, 2008, 02:33:20 AM
Hell yeah!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 16, 2008, 02:34:26 AM
I love me some Metallica. 
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Post by: RottingNation on November 16, 2008, 03:08:38 AM
meow.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 16, 2008, 03:55:50 AM
I love me some Metallica. 

I do too. Master of Puppets is my favorite album.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 16, 2008, 03:56:39 AM
(http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/31/lightning_cat.gif)

Keep watching the picture.
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Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 16, 2008, 03:57:05 AM
I love me some Metallica. 

I do too. Master of Puppets is my favorite album.

And there's nothing better than blasting Enter Sandman as you drive by Baptist churches.

Either of y'all listen to any Apocalyptica? They started out doing Metallica covers on cellos, but have done some pretty sweet original stuff too.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 16, 2008, 03:59:43 AM
I love me some Metallica. 

I do too. Master of Puppets is my favorite album.

And there's nothing better than blasting Enter Sandman as you drive by Baptist churches.

Either of y'all listen to any Apocalyptica? They started out doing Metallica covers on cellos, but have done some pretty sweet original stuff too.

Yeah, they're the Finnish band. There's lots of good stuff by them.
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Post by: nibbler491 on November 16, 2008, 04:11:25 AM
I love me some Metallica. 

*heart*
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 16, 2008, 04:13:39 AM
My attempt at being artistical.  :lol:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3184/3034482682_520d973b9d_b.jpg)
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Post by: danneracci on November 16, 2008, 04:21:58 AM
I love me some Metallica. 

I do too. Master of Puppets is my favorite album.

And there's nothing better than blasting Enter Sandman as you drive by Baptist churches.

Either of y'all listen to any Apocalyptica? They started out doing Metallica covers on cellos, but have done some pretty sweet original stuff too.

I just discovered Apocalptica a week or so ago. Very cool stuff. Can't say I like all of it, but they have some epic songs/covers for sure.
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 16, 2008, 06:17:51 PM
I love me some Metallica S&M. 

[youtube=425,350]ZrQy804QjuM[/youtube]

This was, as far as I can remember, the first Metallica song I ever heard. Still one of my favorites.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 16, 2008, 06:21:31 PM
Yeah, the Metallica/S&M album is one of my favorites and most-played CDs.

As for Enter Sandman, I could do without it for a while.  One of the afternoon drive shows that I listen to sometimes plays it every day.  Sometimes more than once.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 16, 2008, 06:54:46 PM
Cock and Dick,
Dick loves cock,
likes to shove it in his slot,
he takes all that he can,
dresses up like a garbage man.
Hey man watch out cause Dick likes cock.

*sung to the tune of the spiderman theme song
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Post by: Zappa88 on November 16, 2008, 06:56:31 PM
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj218/Tabrius/donotwantis3.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 01:34:09 AM
My attempt at being artistical.  :lol:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3184/3034482682_520d973b9d_b.jpg)

I think it's pretty.   :D
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 07:59:34 AM
I think it's pretty.   :D

<3
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:50:46 AM
I think it's pretty.   :D

<3

...Of course there's probably tons of ickiness in the water, but nobody can see that from just a picture.   :lol:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 17, 2008, 10:51:57 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1215783628712_1x8a8xodeok1emobc96g.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:54:00 AM
You sure that shit is legal, dude?   :shock:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 17, 2008, 10:55:43 AM
You sure that shit is legal, dude?   :shock:

Yes I am.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:57:42 AM
You sure that shit is legal, dude?   :shock:

Yes I am.

Just checking.  She had the jailbait look to me.   :lol:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 17, 2008, 10:58:34 AM
Just checking.  She had the jailbait look to me.   :lol:

I know her boyfriend, she's older than you by several years. Also she isn't nekkid.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:59:22 AM
Just checking.  She had the jailbait look to me.   :lol:

I know her boyfriend, she's older than you by several years. Also she isn't nekkid.

Oy.  Okay, I see.   :lol:

I might actually be young, but I already look old.   :shock:
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Post by: gibson042 on November 17, 2008, 11:28:34 AM
Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl :2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of :metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. :Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 11:55:30 AM
Oh God.   :lol:
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Post by: gibson042 on November 17, 2008, 01:13:31 PM
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then :you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
(pause)
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
(pause)
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on :your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey :cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in :seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: Fuck
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 17, 2008, 08:04:44 PM
...

on that note I will post pics of my new bitch! She is a Germi-strailian (German and Australian) shepherd puppy.

She is one bad mother chicken!!
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/Picture001.jpg)

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/Picture006.jpg)

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/Picture008.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 08:08:30 PM
Awww.  :)
I like your new bitch, man.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 17, 2008, 08:16:02 PM
I giev teh puppeh sum cheez.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 08:55:10 PM
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOK AT THE BABY!  I LOVES HER!   :D

Hint - the quickest way to get me to do whatever you want is to scratch my back, or let me play with a puppy.
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 17, 2008, 09:39:05 PM
She's been a really good puppy so far. Only two accidents in about a week. She is catching on very well so far. Already got the leash thing down. I'm happy. :D
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 09:42:14 PM
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 09:43:43 PM
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 09:50:18 PM
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?

Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby.   :lol:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0000307b)

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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 10:15:52 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:16:48 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 10:18:26 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:20:29 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 10:28:13 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:

I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:29:33 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:

I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.

I think Diet Coke just came out of my nose.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 10:37:18 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:

I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.

I think Diet Coke just came out of my nose.   :lol:

*Licks it off.*

(http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/bear_tongue-2.JPG)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:38:07 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck, so creepy.   :lol:  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 17, 2008, 10:38:46 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:

I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.

I think Diet Coke just came out of my nose.   :lol:

*Licks it off.*

(http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/bear_tongue-2.JPG)

I'm glad I wasn't eating/drinking anything then, because it would have come out of my nose.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 10:39:13 PM
Hahaha!  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:40:17 PM
I've seen more bear pictures in the last three days than I have in my whole life.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 10:42:38 PM
I've seen more bear pictures in the last three days than I have in my whole life.   :lol:

Bears are lovable animals, except when they maul people's faces.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:43:12 PM
I've seen more bear pictures in the last three days than I have in my whole life.   :lol:

Bears are lovable animals, except when they maul people's faces.

I'm gonna fucking choke before I finish this Diet Coke.   :lol:
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Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 07:54:45 AM
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart . What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My :measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also :wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up :into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and :rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and :harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses :my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your :cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm :lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling :my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair :spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm :pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
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Post by: Riddler on November 18, 2008, 08:05:54 AM
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?

Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby.   :lol:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0000307b)




that dog has satan's eyes.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:05:16 PM
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?

Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby.   :lol:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0000307b)




that dog has satan's eyes.

Nah dude, don't worry.  It's the other one that will kill you.   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:09:22 PM
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?

Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby.   :lol:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0000307b)




that dog has satan's eyes.

Nah dude, don't worry.  It's the other one that will kill you.   :lol:

This one will just piss on your corpse afterwards.

Pretty much. 
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Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 01:17:00 PM
Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:17:48 PM
Where are you getting this shit? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 18, 2008, 01:23:57 PM
Where are you getting this shit? 

The Saga of Bloodninja  :lol:
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:24:53 PM
Where are you getting this shit? 

The Saga of Bloodninja  :lol:
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

Oh God.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 01:26:54 PM
Where are you getting this shit? 

The escapades of Bloodninja!

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see :as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: Fuck am I hard now.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:30:04 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 18, 2008, 01:31:59 PM
This shit is hilarious!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 01:32:17 PM
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:33:16 PM
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm gonna try that...the next time I ever get close...OH YEAH BABY PUT ON YOUR ROBE AND WIZARD HAT.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:34:25 PM
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm gonna try that...the next time I ever get close...OH YEAH BABY PUT ON YOUR ROBE AND WIZARD HAT.   :P

I'd do it.

Say that to someone, or put on a robe and wizard hat? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 01:36:03 PM
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower :of love.
MommyMelissa: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:38:55 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 01:46:11 PM
I.F.: My shit is hard you ready to jump aboard?
1hOttYeVe: : oh yhea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: : no im wet for you
I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator shit you would dive and slide down, there was that :badass pool at the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: : What the fuck are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on :you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: : alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
1hOttYeVe: : what the fuck!
I.F.: what?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:48:09 PM
I'm impressed you have the patience to read them.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:57:31 PM
I'm impressed you have the patience to read them.   :P

Who said I was reading them? I just like the pretty colours.

Well it makes my eyes hurt :-P 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:59:33 PM
I'm impressed you have the patience to read them.   :P

Who said I was reading them? I just like the pretty colours.

Well it makes my eyes hurt :-P 

I suddenly have the urge to patent technicolour condoms.

They probably have something like that already. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 02:12:38 PM
I'm actually impressed you put the effort into changing the colours on all these...

It makes the exchanges more visible.  There aren't many left, but I'll use different colors for the last few if someone has a request.

J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the fuck are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that :forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My :tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 05:44:31 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 05:56:55 PM
(http://www.nypress.com/images/whatsnew/condom.jpeg)

Fuuuuuuck.

That's really odd looking, for some reason. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 05:58:50 PM
(http://www.nypress.com/images/whatsnew/condom.jpeg)

Fuuuuuuck.

That's really odd looking, for some reason. 

TV Show Host: Hey kids! Say hello to the Caterpillar Condom!
Kids: YAAAAAY!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 06:00:32 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?

I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 06:01:50 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?

I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.

...You fucking nigger.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 18, 2008, 06:59:57 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?

I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.



you double nigger
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 07:00:27 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?

I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.



you double nigger

Ready to make love?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 18, 2008, 07:03:19 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?

I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.



you double nigger

Ready to make love?

as long as you will accept my big black cock
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 07:23:14 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?

I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.



you double nigger

Ready to make love?

as long as you will accept my big black cock

I'm game, as long as we can listen to David Bowie.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 18, 2008, 07:46:07 PM
shht....ixnay on the iggernay...
enkay will tell on you.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 08:02:13 PM
Niggers.

I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?
I.F.: a Kodiac bear
SexyKarla17: ?
I.F.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
SexyKarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my :way down your stomach
I.F.: I growl to warm you my cubs are near
SexyKarla17: huh?
I.F.: Bears get fuckin pumped when anyone is near their cubs
SexyKarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly..
SexyKarla17: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants.
I.F.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now
SexyKarla17: hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking :it off me slowly
I.F.: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you
I.F.: I Growl again, and start to bite you
SexyKarla17: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now
I.F.: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood :mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.
SexyKarla17: what the fuck?
I.F.: uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 08:03:57 PM
(http://pictures.pichaus.com/0f72451090c0a3ab0fc256c751a3216988480732?AWSAccessKeyId=0K4RZZKHSB5N2XYJWF02&Expires=1227070000&Signature=GeXwwgLi9EvqN7KS%2Bjl9GUAaESk%3D)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 08:10:12 PM
sweet17: Hi
Bloodninja: hello
Bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
Bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
Bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
Bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
Bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
Bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
Bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
Bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
Bloodninja: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
Bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
Bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
Bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
Bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
Bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
Bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
Bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
Bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
Bloodninja: Hurry up.
Bloodninja: Are you there?
Bloodninja: Fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
Bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
Bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU ASSHOLE!
Bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
Bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
Bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
Bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
Bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
Bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
Bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
Bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
Bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
Bloodninja: Wait a sec
Bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
Bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
Bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
Bloodninja: You heard me.
Bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
Bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
Bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
Bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
Bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
Bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
Bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Bloodninja: ok?
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
Bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
Bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
Bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
Bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suckharder
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
Bloodninja: ...still limp
Bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja: ...going limp again.
Bloodninja: Hello?
Bloodninja: Say it!
Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 08:17:38 PM
ROFL.

"I hope this isn't too forward, but I got your e-mail address using my binoculars."   :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 08:23:53 PM
"A Croation gangster thanks you for your PIN number"   :lol:

You know...the phrase "PIN number" is redundant.   :shock:
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Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 08:25:13 PM
"A Croation gangster thanks you for your PIN number"   :lol:

You know...the phrase "PIN number" is redundant.   :shock:

So is 'Croation gangster'.
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Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 08:36:17 PM
(http://medgadget.com/archives/img/the-end.jpg)
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 18, 2008, 08:56:33 PM
Sorry for the shitty quality (pic from book taken with my shitty ass Treo), but, greatest tattoo ever?

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/57/l_a4234a685ba349298bf0301a97db4920.jpg)
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Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 09:00:57 PM
Actually it looks pretty fucking terrible.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 18, 2008, 09:01:59 PM
the work itself is shit, but Jesus anally raping Jesus with a ball gag?  come on!
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Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 09:03:39 PM
the work itself is shit, but Jesus anally raping Jesus with a ball gag?  come on!

My problem with it is that the Jesus with the ball-gag in his mouth isn't black.
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Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 09:06:37 PM
My problem with it is it's freaking stupid.

I was trying to think of a way to salvage it.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 18, 2008, 09:07:19 PM
My problem with it is it's freaking stupid.

your just sad cuz da jesus won't plow your gay ass.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 10:05:22 PM
WAT
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 18, 2008, 10:06:28 PM
My problem with it is it's freaking stupid.

your just sad cuz da jesus won't plow your gay ass.

I don't think my girlfriend would approve of that.

I don't even know why you claim to call yourself bi.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 10:09:58 PM
My problem with it is it's freaking stupid.

your just sad cuz da jesus won't plow your gay ass.

I don't think my girlfriend would approve of that.

I don't even know why you claim to call yourself bi.

This. 
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 19, 2008, 12:33:11 AM
http://www.urbanfonts.com/fonts/Cathzulu.htm
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 12:49:32 AM
I need...a bicycle. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 12:54:58 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 12:58:04 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 19, 2008, 01:05:29 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

you know, bicycle was the b-side to a wonderful queen tune, fat bottom girls...
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:07:12 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:07:48 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?

No reason.   :P
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:09:18 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

you know, bicycle was the b-side to a wonderful queen tune, fat bottom girls...

I'm going to go ahead and ignore that, instead of hurting you right away. 
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Post by: Taors on November 19, 2008, 01:11:54 AM
If the shoe fits...
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:12:03 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?

No reason.   :P

I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:13:09 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?

No reason.   :P

I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day.  :lol:

I'll kick your ass.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 19, 2008, 01:13:31 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

you know, bicycle was the b-side to a wonderful queen tune, fat bottom girls...

I'm going to go ahead and ignore that, instead of hurting you right away. 

hmm, guessing you forgot the next line in the song

...you make my rocking world go round
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:16:05 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?

No reason.   :P

I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day.  :lol:

I'll kick your ass.   :lol:

Hehehe.  :P
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:16:31 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?

No reason.   :P

I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day.  :lol:

I'll kick your ass.   :lol:

Hehehe.  :P

Soooooooooooooo not funny!   :P
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 19, 2008, 01:19:32 AM
Get a room.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:20:01 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?

No reason.   :P

I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day.  :lol:

I'll kick your ass.   :lol:

Hehehe.  :P

Soooooooooooooo not funny!   :P

I'd leave a calling card. You've been Jizzed, Hansen.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:20:27 AM
Be careful, he might enjoy it. 
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Post by: hellbilly on November 19, 2008, 01:25:27 AM
What might I enjoy?

I have not the intent on perusing any previous page in order to discover the topic of which I am undoubtedly the primary focus.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:26:06 AM
Be careful, he might enjoy it. 

I'd talk to him about Libertarianism.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:27:23 AM
Be careful, he might enjoy it. 

I'd talk to him about Libertarianism.  :lol:

He'd probably just try to hump you. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:28:18 AM
Be careful, he might enjoy it. 

I'd talk to him about Libertarianism.  :lol:

He'd probably just try to hump you. 

Poor Hansen...
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:30:06 AM
Be careful, he might enjoy it. 

I'd talk to him about Libertarianism.  :lol:

He'd probably just try to hump you. 

Poor Hansen...

Uhm, HELLO?!  Poor you!   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:32:29 AM
Be careful, he might enjoy it. 

I'd talk to him about Libertarianism.  :lol:

He'd probably just try to hump you. 

Poor Hansen...

Uhm, HELLO?!  Poor you!   :lol:

He would have to endure my bear musk.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:33:06 AM
/me dies
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:35:35 AM
/me dies

It's that strong, huh?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:36:04 AM
/me dies

It's that strong, huh?

Yeah...that's it all right. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:40:10 AM
/me dies

It's that strong, huh?

Yeah...that's it all right. 

I'm sorry. *growls*
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:41:48 AM
/me dies

It's that strong, huh?

Yeah...that's it all right. 

I'm sorry. *growls*

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:50:05 AM
/me dies

It's that strong, huh?

Yeah...that's it all right. 

I'm sorry. *growls*

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Woe is me and my bearly musk.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2167/1705903078_01b724c1d8.jpg?v=0)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:50:57 AM
Aww, the bear looks so sad.   :cry:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:55:14 AM
Aww, the bear looks so sad.   :cry:

Either that or he's really tired from rubbing his junk against the tree.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:56:20 AM
Aww, the bear looks so sad.   :cry:

Either that or he's really tired from rubbing his junk against the tree.

*headdesk*

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: HOO-HAA on November 19, 2008, 02:20:24 PM
Dance, dance wherever you may be.

I am the lord of the dance, said he.

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Post by: Turd Ferguson on November 19, 2008, 04:01:45 PM
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

(http://www.biiwii.com/pit.jpg)
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 19, 2008, 04:45:29 PM
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs1.gif)

(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs2.gif)

(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs3.gif)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 05:06:06 PM
 :shock:








 :x
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Post by: Taors on November 19, 2008, 05:53:29 PM
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs1.gif)

(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs2.gif)

(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs3.gif)

The Tall Man has some fucked up fantasies.
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 19, 2008, 06:10:49 PM
And that is why you don't mount magnets to your ceiling.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 06:11:14 PM
That is...so wrong.   :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
Orbs!  :shock:
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 19, 2008, 06:19:28 PM
I always called them buzzemballs.
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Post by: Taors on November 19, 2008, 06:19:45 PM
So when she wakes up...did she really not notice two huge balls of steel weighing down her chest, or the fact that her tits were gone?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 06:20:17 PM
That made my boobies hurt.   :shock:
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 19, 2008, 06:21:01 PM
Well the balls can hover so I imagine they can mask their weight.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 06:21:58 PM
As interesting as it would be to launch one or both of those at someone who'd made me angry, I think I'll stick to what I have.   :lol:
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 19, 2008, 06:24:06 PM
So when she wakes up...did she really not notice two huge balls of steel weighing down her chest, or the fact that her tits were gone?

That is from the third movie and I honestly can't remember if it was some sort of dream sequence or not. Most of the time if its Reggie with a woman she is either a puppet of the tall man or a dream sequence.
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 19, 2008, 06:24:47 PM
As interesting as it would be to launch one or both of those at someone who'd made me angry, I think I'll stick to what I have.   :lol:

I wouldn't mind at all if you launched the ones you have at me.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 06:25:39 PM
As interesting as it would be to launch one or both of those at someone who'd made me angry, I think I'll stick to what I have.   :lol:

I wouldn't mind at all if you launched the ones you have at me.

Sorry man, it's attached.   :lol:
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 19, 2008, 08:59:58 PM
I think I've posted this elsewhere, but whatever.

it's amusing.  George Washington:  He'll save children, but not the British children.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex2hj5rLN48

[youtube=425,350]Ex2hj5rLN48[/youtube]
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Post by: hellbilly on November 19, 2008, 10:03:43 PM
Anyone remember the movie "Rollerball" ?
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 19, 2008, 10:57:39 PM
Anyone remember the movie "Rollerball" ?

original piece of shit, or remake piece of shit?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 10:58:03 PM
My feet are cold.   :shock:
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Post by: hellbilly on November 19, 2008, 11:04:34 PM
I didn't even know there was a remake..

I was about 7 when I saw it I guess- but I liked it just fine.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 19, 2008, 11:11:42 PM
I didn't even know there was a remake..

I was about 7 when I saw it I guess- but I liked it just fine.

1975 original (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073631/)

2002 remake starring motha fuckin' ll cool j!! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246894/)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:00:21 AM
I want one of these.

(http://grandpianorental.com/images/C7.jpg)

/me sighs
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 20, 2008, 02:03:51 AM
That looks classy!  :)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:04:35 AM
That looks classy!  :)

I've always wanted one.  I think it's been a couple of years since I've actually bothered to sit down and tried to play.   :(
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 20, 2008, 02:05:34 AM
hell with that, you need one of these

(http://glitchdesk.com/cb/010/sk-1-keytar.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:07:02 AM
My, you ARE a godless heathen! 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 20, 2008, 02:07:39 AM
That looks classy!  :)

I've always wanted one.  I think it's been a couple of years since I've actually bothered to sit down and tried to play.   :(

I took piano lessons when I was little, but I can't even remember it anymore.  :(
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 20, 2008, 02:08:21 AM
hey, ben folds owns like 7 keytars.  he loves them and would like to see a resurgence.

saw ben live a few years back, he is phenomenal.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:09:19 AM
That looks classy!  :)

I've always wanted one.  I think it's been a couple of years since I've actually bothered to sit down and tried to play.   :(

I took piano lessons when I was little, but I can't even remember it anymore.  :(

My parents wouldn't let me have lessons.  I stopped playing instruments when I hit high school mostly because I had to choose between voice and instrument, and I chose voice. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 20, 2008, 02:09:54 AM
That looks classy!  :)

I've always wanted one.  I think it's been a couple of years since I've actually bothered to sit down and tried to play.   :(

I took piano lessons when I was little, but I can't even remember it anymore.  :(

My parents wouldn't let me have lessons.  I stopped playing instruments when I hit high school mostly because I had to choose between voice and instrument, and I chose voice. 

sexy voice at that. w007 w007!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:47:43 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 20, 2008, 02:48:34 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif)

That gif is hilarious!  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:49:17 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif)

That gif is hilarious!  :lol:

I just acquired it from the classy folks over at TotalFark Discussion.   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:51:07 AM
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o190/biffwebster1/CantFap.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 20, 2008, 02:51:24 AM
"shit momma, de scary white bitch izz comin ta gets my ass!!"
(http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:51:59 AM
The submitter got ripped to shreds in the thread.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 20, 2008, 02:53:43 AM
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o190/biffwebster1/CantFap.jpg)

 :lol:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 20, 2008, 02:54:09 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=lolwtf_ijv28up477fnxeah1ilr.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:55:02 AM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 20, 2008, 02:56:37 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=horsegeg_5nnfm96t5g8fjnb1qe5b.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:57:02 AM
I think I know that nigga. 
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 20, 2008, 06:34:07 AM
S

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BkgMbU-we1o&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BkgMbU-we1o&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
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Post by: gibson042 on November 21, 2008, 12:12:49 PM
(http://jj.am/gallery/d/35381-2/walkenboots.jpg) (http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/walkenboots.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 21, 2008, 12:16:53 PM
Heh. Cute.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 21, 2008, 12:24:59 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=7hq7lqtjl9kru7a20ovr.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: error on November 21, 2008, 05:04:53 PM
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/bradly2795/lol_wut.jpg)
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Post by: RottingNation on November 21, 2008, 06:01:57 PM
(http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07423/Lol_wut_pack.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 21, 2008, 06:05:13 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/LOL_WUT_IRL.jpg/400px-LOL_WUT_IRL.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 21, 2008, 06:18:36 PM
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 21, 2008, 07:01:56 PM
(http://images.epilogue.net/users/megaflow/yog-sothoth.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 21, 2008, 07:02:21 PM
(http://www.3x6.net/vhoorl/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/yog-sothoth2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 21, 2008, 07:03:26 PM
(http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/W/Wintre/1101410313_yogsothoth.jpg)

Anyone else a fan of Yog?
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Post by: RottingNation on November 21, 2008, 07:11:33 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/TrixieGirl/Chocolate_Milk_by_ync.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 21, 2008, 07:14:38 PM
Anyone else a fan of Yog?

Yet another stroke of genius to come from Lovecraft.
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 21, 2008, 07:20:17 PM
[youtube=425,350]LQ-jv8g1YVI[/youtube]
.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 08:19:39 PM
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*

You do know you promised pictures at the end, right?   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 21, 2008, 08:20:24 PM
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*

You do know you promised pictures at the end, right?   :lol:

Shhh.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=IMG_1569JPG_8h8okd1qt029vk4gxikk.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 21, 2008, 08:20:58 PM
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*

You do know you promised pictures at the end, right?   :lol:

Yes, of a young me in Ukraine.
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 21, 2008, 08:21:18 PM
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*

You do know you promised pictures at the end, right?   :lol:

Ahem.

The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:

I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then

Yeah, and I'll get naked.   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 08:21:42 PM
Shaddup. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 21, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=IMG_1594JPG_fy6szp9kzbh1hent05s6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 09:04:13 PM
Shaddup. 

i do believe he has a point...
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 09:05:58 PM
Shaddup. 

i do believe he has a point...

I said I'd get naked.  I didn't say I'd show you people.   :P
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 09:17:18 PM
Shaddup. 

i do believe he has a point...

I said I'd get naked.  I didn't say I'd show you people.   :P

i believe i saw somewhere that it would just take a pretty good profit. 

cost to you to take the pictures?  $0

cost to me to see the pictures?  profitable to you
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 09:19:27 PM
Shaddup. 

i do believe he has a point...

I said I'd get naked.  I didn't say I'd show you people.   :P

i believe i saw somewhere that it would just take a pretty good profit. 

cost to you to take the pictures?  $0

cost to me to see the pictures?  profitable to you

I said that?  I don't remember...so you'd have to show me.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 09:22:12 PM
Shaddup. 

i do believe he has a point...

I said I'd get naked.  I didn't say I'd show you people.   :P

i believe i saw somewhere that it would just take a pretty good profit. 

cost to you to take the pictures?  $0

cost to me to see the pictures?  profitable to you

I said that?  I don't remember...so you'd have to show me.   :lol:

i have to get ready for work atm, but when i get there i will find it.  oh yes, i will.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 09:51:36 PM
Shaddup. 

i do believe he has a point...

I said I'd get naked.  I didn't say I'd show you people.   :P

i believe i saw somewhere that it would just take a pretty good profit. 

cost to you to take the pictures?  $0

cost to me to see the pictures?  profitable to you

I said that?  I don't remember...so you'd have to show me.   :lol:

i have to get ready for work atm, but when i get there i will find it.  oh yes, i will.

This time, I really don't remember.   :shock:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 21, 2008, 11:07:26 PM
Jizzie sighting. He's keepin' it on the down low.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=colls_bear_006JPG_l30hwbdths9c15hs92la.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 11:08:27 PM
ONOES! 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 21, 2008, 11:13:35 PM
You guys are spying on me!  :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 11:14:05 PM
You guys are spying on me!  :shock:

Nigga be quiet, that's MY backyard. 
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Post by: John Shaw on November 21, 2008, 11:15:46 PM
Looks like you're having a poo there.

Sorta like this poo.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1uhoej5xhzcospi5gser.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 11:16:25 PM
Looks like you're having a poo there.

Sorta like this poo.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1uhoej5xhzcospi5gser.jpg)

OH MAH GAWD I'M IN LOVE.   :D
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 11:21:16 PM
You guys are spying on me!  :shock:

Nigga be quiet, that's MY backyard. 

when did they grow mountains in florida?
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Post by: John Shaw on November 21, 2008, 11:21:36 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=sp_x9upc8mjeoomhmwa6nzi.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 11:21:45 PM
You guys are spying on me!  :shock:

Nigga be quiet, that's MY backyard. 

when did they grow mountains in florida?

Shut the fuck up.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 11:23:32 PM
‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 21, 2008, 11:36:11 PM
Looks like you're having a poo there.

Sorta like this poo.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1uhoej5xhzcospi5gser.jpg)

OH MAH GAWD I'M IN LOVE.   :D

That thing is really cute.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 11:36:49 PM
who would do such evil things to their poor little puppy?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 11:42:24 PM
Looks like you're having a poo there.

Sorta like this poo.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1uhoej5xhzcospi5gser.jpg)

OH MAH GAWD I'M IN LOVE.   :D

That thing is really cute.

I want one.

/me cries
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 11:48:46 PM

I want one.

/me cries

what would you give for one ;)
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 21, 2008, 11:49:32 PM

I want one.

/me cries

what would you give for one ;)

Nothing you want.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 11:50:33 PM

I want one.

/me cries

what would you give for one ;)

Nothing you want.

which equals.......................nothing?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 12:10:32 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 22, 2008, 12:11:47 AM
wait, i think that came out a little wrong.

hmmmm.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 12:13:24 AM
Fuck, I'm confused.  That's for sure. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 22, 2008, 12:16:03 AM
Fuck, I'm confused.  That's for sure. 

no, wait, it works.  a double negative of sorts.  nothing of nothing is everything, right?
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Post by: HOO-HAA on November 22, 2008, 06:56:27 AM
Just watched an episode of BLOOD TIES.

Oh dear.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 22, 2008, 08:23:53 AM
i did not go to bed upon arrival at home from work :(

now i will never get to sleep

any ideas on what i can watch to kick start that?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 08:24:58 AM
i did not go to bed upon arrival at home from work :(

now i will never get to sleep

any ideas on what i can watch to kick start that?

The inside of a bottle of Unisom. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 22, 2008, 08:28:33 AM
i did not go to bed upon arrival at home from work :(

now i will never get to sleep

any ideas on what i can watch to kick start that?

The inside of a bottle of Unisom. 

i have to go pick up the kids at my mothers at 430.  bad idea.

although, shit like that doesn't really do shit for me.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: HOO-HAA on November 22, 2008, 09:37:50 AM
i did not go to bed upon arrival at home from work :(

now i will never get to sleep

any ideas on what i can watch to kick start that?

The inside of a bottle of Unisom. 

... or, an episode of BLOOD TIES.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 22, 2008, 09:41:09 AM
what is this blood ties of which you have spoken?
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Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 10:11:12 AM
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck this
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 22, 2008, 10:13:42 AM
a treat for all to enjoy

http://is.gd/8yWh (http://is.gd/8yWh)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 12:19:14 PM
OMFG.  I'm at work and I just saw a little girl walk by wearing a skort and a side ponytail.  Finally...it's the second coming of the 80s!  Bwahahahahaha!
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 12:24:01 PM
OMFG.  I'm at work and I just saw a little girl walk by wearing a skort and a side ponytail.  Finally...it's the second coming of the 80s!  Bwahahahahaha!

You say that like it's a good thing.

The 70's were bad enough to relive.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 12:26:10 PM
It is an excellent thing!  I couldn't be more thrilled.  I have applied fuscia lipstick in honor of this momentous occasion.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 12:36:06 PM
It is an excellent thing!  I couldn't be more thrilled.  I have applied fuscia lipstick in honor of this momentous occasion.

 :x

(http://reigninggifts.com/images/prodimages/OrnateMetalCross26KC333.jpg)

(http://whatscookingamerica.net/Vegetables/Garlic.jpg)

(http://projecthauntedhouse.net/woodenStake.JPG)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 12:41:43 PM
Hey, the name of the color is sex kitten.  :-P
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 12:43:20 PM
Hey, the name of the color is sex kitten.  :-P

Oops, then:

(http://www.marlerblog.com/Silver_Bullet_Grips.jpg)
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 22, 2008, 01:16:24 PM
I have applied fuscia lipstick in honor of this momentous occasion.

My mom denies she ever liked this color. But it's where I learned the name from.

Fuschia this, fuscia that, fuck.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:18:53 PM
*Twitch*

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t205/dranet/MIS/dranet-80sWave-Preview450.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 01:19:21 PM
Your mom sounds like quite the character.  :lol:

It's funny, because I looked up as I hit reply, and I saw a woman dressed like a more sfw 80s-style Madonna.  Maybe something is going on here.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:20:25 PM
Maybe something is going on here.

Yes, there was SO MUCH GAY in the 1980's that is has leaked its gay over into other decades.

Fucking 1980's.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 01:30:17 PM
Don't knock it.  I was born then.  That alone makes it all worth while.  :-P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:34:20 PM
Don't knock it.  I was born then.  That alone makes it all worth while.  :-P

Yeah, but you are not an actual child of the 1980's. I am. For me, the 1980's were age six to age sixteen.

Believe me, they sucked the pipe. Big, gay assed hair and shoulder pads as far as the eye could see.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 01:38:29 PM
I know.  My mother is stuck there.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:41:55 PM
I know.  My mother is stuck there.

Then why?... Never mind.

The 80's sucked, just like the 60's and 70's.

Nostalgia is yucky.

The only things good about the 80's were video games, computers, and chicks who put out even though they're not fucked up on something.

Oh, and Dungeons and Dragons, even though it was technically a product of the 1970's.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:42:26 PM
Two words: Power. Rangers.

First season was 1993.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:45:40 PM
I know. 80>90.

The 80's subjected me to Smurfs, Gem, who was truly outrageous, Snorks, Fucking Fraggles, Goddamned Muppet babies, Heathcliff, Reading Rainbow, Mullets, Dallas...

No. You are beaten with overwhelming evidence.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 22, 2008, 01:46:58 PM
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9316/ramenxs0.jpg)
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:47:47 PM
Maddox agrees with me.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=hate80
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:56:34 PM
Power. Mother. Fucking. Rangers.

GI Joe, Blackstar, He Man, Rambo the animated series, SMURFS, Dungeons and Dragons the animated series, Thundercats, Silverhawks, Voltron, (What the Power rangers were ripping off) Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin, ALF, Silver Spoons, SCRAPPY FUCKING DOO.

I win, and I barley even started. Scrappy Doo alone trumps Power Rangers.


Rush Limbah.

80's. Sorry. I was listening to him in 1988.

Horrible Rap Music.

Um, the rap music in the 1980's was horrible too, and first.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 22, 2008, 02:01:14 PM
Some things in the 80s were okay. Principally the advancement of computing technology. Other than that, it was a boring decade (and I was born in it). >_>
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 02:02:45 PM
I WAS THERE, MAN.

The 1980's was balls.

Oh, and day glow colors numbed my retinas.



I will grant you one thing. Horror movies. 80's horror didn't pussy around like new horror. The hunk of wood going through that broad's eye socket in Zombie comes to mind.

[youtube=425,350]YvbWKf9YLZ8[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvbWKf9YLZ8

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Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 02:27:07 PM
work boots(timberlane)
unlaced
white carpenter pants tucked in
feathered hair over ears.
nigga was there.
boston
steve miller
aerosmith
j. geils (fucking rocks 30 yrs later)
(3 of the 4 are still cool.  ...guess?)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:27:12 PM
That hurts my eyes. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 05:29:42 PM
*throws a bunch of tea overboard for no apparent reason*
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 05:34:51 PM
*throws a bunch of tea overboard for no apparent reason*

The horror!

And yet no one responded to the stick in the eye video.  :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:35:33 PM
I like tea. 

Which reminds me.  I'm thirsty. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 05:43:04 PM
*throws a bunch of tea overboard for no apparent reason*

The horror!

The fish need tea as well. How else are they going to have under the water tea parties? Unfortunately, crumpets won't stay together in salt water.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:45:40 PM
*throws a bunch of tea overboard for no apparent reason*

The horror!

The fish need tea as well. How else are they going to have under the water tea parties? Unfortunately, crumpets won't stay together in salt water.

Fish drink beer. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:47:25 PM
I bet my mother's meatloaf would stay in one piece. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 05:48:44 PM
Fish drink beer. 

Indeed they do. They siphon it down from the Miller factory up in Milwaukee, WI and then into Lake Michigan.

At least we still have the scones.

I could live off of scones. Those things are amazing.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:50:25 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:51:19 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 22, 2008, 05:52:38 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 

How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 05:52:58 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 

MINI GOLF'd.

They're a cross between a biscuit (American version) and a cookie.

Kingdom people will find that sentence rather strange.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:53:18 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 

How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?

Yeah, I looked at it.  I know they have them, I just usually don't get any food items when I go there. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 05:55:32 PM
My friend's mother is English and she makes some of the best ones ever. Those things are delicious.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:56:33 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 

How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?

No. They are but false idols, pretenders to the throne of sconey goodness!

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 22, 2008, 05:58:29 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 

How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?

No. They are but false idols, pretenders to the throne of sconey goodness!


It's fuckin sweetened hard tack, sometimes with bits of fruit in it. You really can't fuck it up. Or make it taste that great for that matter.
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 22, 2008, 05:59:51 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 

How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?

No. They are but false idols, pretenders to the throne of sconey goodness!


It's fuckin sweetened hard tack, sometimes with bits of fruit in it. You really can't fuck it up. Or make it taste that great for that matter.

It's really not.

Suck my dick.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:01:49 PM
What's the red goo?? 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:03:18 PM
What's the red goo?? 

Jam.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam

I meant what kind. 
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Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:04:36 PM
niggerstoothless english people, fags and nose-picking french people eat scones
we eat cresent rolls...without the 'c'
made by white people at pillsbury
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:06:08 PM
You can't be sure the Pillsbury crescent rolls are being made by white people.   :shock:
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Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:07:07 PM
i own the nigger-loving company....i'm pretty sure
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:07:37 PM
i own the nigger-loving company....i'm pretty sure

But...

Nevermind. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 06:09:27 PM
Fucking French.

They're long overdue for some fucking Welsh longbowman to visit.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:09:50 PM
niggerstoothless english people, fags and nose-picking french people eat scones
we eat cresent rolls...without the 'c'
made by white people at pillsbury

The French wouldn't touch a scone to have their life, because they faggotry little bastards. And cresent rolls are French...

only with a "c", my little negress...
white americans fucking OWN CRESENT rolls....intentionally misspelled, to thumb nose at the french cunts
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 06:11:45 PM
I wouldn't be worried about the term "crescent roll".

Now, if you were actually calling them croissants, then you might have teh gay.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:12:32 PM
niggerstoothless english people, fags and nose-picking french people eat scones
we eat cresent rolls...without the 'c'
made by white people at pillsbury

The French wouldn't touch a scone to have their life, because they faggotry little bastards. And cresent rolls are French...

only with a "c", my little negress...
white americans fucking OWN CRESENT rolls....intentionally misspelled, to thumb nose at the french cunts

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

Fag.

don't make me, make YOU , suck mah dick.
nigger
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 06:13:45 PM
French twats.

Redundant.

It would be more of a clarification to refer to French non-twats.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:16:41 PM
French twats.

Redundant.

It would be more of a clarification to refer to French non-twats.

Na, it's just like French squared.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:17:28 PM
niggerstoothless english people, fags and nose-picking french people eat scones
we eat cresent rolls...without the 'c'
made by white people at pillsbury

The French wouldn't touch a scone to have their life, because they faggotry little bastards. And cresent rolls are French...

only with a "c", my little negress...
white americans fucking OWN CRESENT rolls....intentionally misspelled, to thumb nose at the french cunts

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

Fag.

don't make me, make YOU , suck mah dick.
nigger

You'll have to scrap the cheese off it first man...


can i buy a vowel?
niagra.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:18:07 PM
What the fuck is going on here?   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 06:18:40 PM
Na, it's just like French squared.

OIC.

I guess I'm not allowed to like French people. My Grandmother still talks shit about them.

"People of low bearing and poor hygiene, who rut with other men like dogs." Is the way I've heard her put it.

Nothing like an upper class Welsh woman to chuck a good insult.
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Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:19:01 PM
chaos.


bitch

not you, Monsieur shaw..
that pesky floridian broad
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:19:19 PM
I've got your bitch right here, negroe. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:21:12 PM
whip it out
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 06:22:33 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:22:55 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:25:08 PM
(http://www.boners.com/content/806480.1.jpg)

Rut-roh.   :(
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:26:30 PM
I like how it's on boners.com   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 06:28:10 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:

Wait until I learn how to make them, first.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:29:56 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:

Wait until I learn how to make them, first.  :lol:

Fine, I'll just stay here then.   :P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 06:34:34 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:

Wait until I learn how to make them, first.  :lol:

Fine, I'll just stay here then.   :P

Fine, I'll deliver them personally when they are perfected.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:35:32 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:

Wait until I learn how to make them, first.  :lol:

Fine, I'll just stay here then.   :P

Fine, I'll deliver them personally when they are perfected.  :lol:

Don't forget to bring the potato pancakes. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 06:37:57 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:

Wait until I learn how to make them, first.  :lol:

Fine, I'll just stay here then.   :P

Fine, I'll deliver them personally when they are perfected.  :lol:

Don't forget to bring the potato pancakes. 

Oh of course!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:38:34 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:

Wait until I learn how to make them, first.  :lol:

Fine, I'll just stay here then.   :P

Fine, I'll deliver them personally when they are perfected.  :lol:

Don't forget to bring the potato pancakes. 

Oh of course!

 :D
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:43:17 PM
WAT
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:44:32 PM
That was my question.

What are you confused about? 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:45:57 PM
...
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 06:46:21 PM
:|

You can has some potato pancakes too.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:47:11 PM
I don't share carbs well.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:49:04 PM
Englishmen are cranky. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 06:50:48 PM
:|

You can has some potato pancakes too.  :lol:

Give me the scones or die.

That's not very gentleman like!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:51:23 PM
:|

You can has some potato pancakes too.  :lol:

Give me the scones or die.

That's not very gentleman like!

Hellllllllllllooooooooooooooo.  Maul him.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 22, 2008, 06:54:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmJO3ppLBsk
[youtube=425,350]lmJO3ppLBsk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 22, 2008, 06:57:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmJO3ppLBsk
[youtube=425,350]lmJO3ppLBsk[/youtube]


I've never been a Star Trek fan, but that looks bad ass.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:59:51 PM
(http://www.boners.com/content/807727.1.jpg)

One of my personal favorites.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 07:01:06 PM
That pic is awesome.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 07:04:42 PM
I was driving home from work one afternoon, and I took US41 instead of the interstate, like I normally do, and I pulled up to this red light...

In the lane next to me, is a car that has "I <3 2GIRLS1CUP" and all sorts of other junk on it.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 22, 2008, 07:14:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j3w1QfV35I

probly shouldn't have told the guy to "have a better day"

[youtube=425,350]4j3w1QfV35I[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 07:15:17 PM
Isn't that the video that somebody posted yesterday in another thread? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 07:15:38 PM
Isn't that the video that somebody posted yesterday in another thread? 

 :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 07:25:31 PM
So...I wonder how one decides to become one of THESE:

(http://www.boners.com/content/805599.1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 08:01:51 PM
WAT
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 08:03:10 PM
(http://www.boners.com/content/804552.1.jpg)

I would. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 08:04:57 PM
...Do that at my wedding. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 08:09:53 PM
...Do that at my wedding. 

"Our wedding." ;)

WAT 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 22, 2008, 08:30:34 PM
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v645/16/9/760559941/n760559941_1608060_9413.jpg)
a pic i took today.  near lake shore/fullerton looking south.

(http://flabbergastedly.com/wp-content/uploads/sorthvid%20gif/1396.gif)
just funny

(http://www.dreamagic.com/roger/littleShopOfHorrors.gif)
the coolest plant ever

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: error on November 22, 2008, 08:32:20 PM
(http://www.dreamagic.com/roger/littleShopOfHorrors.gif)
the coolest plant ever

Is this the fabled vagina dentata?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 08:42:08 PM
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v645/16/9/760559941/n760559941_1608060_9413.jpg)
a pic i took today.  near lake shore/fullerton looking south.

That looks pretty close to Loyola.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 09:00:16 PM
Tall buildings.  I has none.   :(
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Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 22, 2008, 09:07:28 PM
the plant, that is an "audrey II" from Little Shop of Horrors.

Loyola is 6.4mi to the north.  that could be close or far, depending on your perspective.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 09:20:03 PM
the plant, that is an "audrey II" from Little Shop of Horrors.

Loyola is 6.4mi to the north.  that could be close or far, depending on your perspective.

Whoops I didn't notice that you said Fullerton.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 09:23:24 PM
/me dies
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 09:28:44 PM
Tall buildings.  I has none.   :(

/me dies

 :P
(http://allvintagestore.com/Children%20Pics/Sleeping%20Beauty%20SC.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 09:29:26 PM
I had that book as a kid. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 09:31:45 PM
I had that book as a kid. 

I didn't  :(
I was brainwashed by socialist children's books.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 09:32:49 PM
I had that book as a kid. 

I didn't  :(
I was brainwashed by socialist children's books.

Cool.   :lol: 

Do you still have any of them?  Because that would be even better. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 09:36:38 PM
I had that book as a kid. 

I didn't  :(
I was brainwashed by socialist children's books.

Cool.   :lol: 

Do you still have any of them?  Because that would be even better. 

Yeah, I still have two of them.  :)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 09:41:06 PM
I had that book as a kid. 

I didn't  :(
I was brainwashed by socialist children's books.

Cool.   :lol: 

Do you still have any of them?  Because that would be even better. 

Yeah, I still have two of them.  :)

Sweet. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:02:28 PM
We gotted some new glasses at zhe hut the other day.  Special edition Oakleys.

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=38#view=pdp&sku=428012

Except in this picture it says polarized, which is a lie.  Especially for that price.  Someone should tell them that. 
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Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 22, 2008, 10:04:49 PM
did someone say sleeping beauty?
(http://www.zzwi.net/upimg/userup/0708/31053Z92312.jpg)
http://zzwi.net/html/Sex-Positions/20070831/157.html
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:05:27 PM
Shh...you'll give him ideas.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:06:20 PM
We gotted some new glasses at zhe hut the other day.  Special edition Oakleys.

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=38#view=pdp&sku=428012

Except in this picture it says polarized, which is a lie.  Especially for that price.  Someone should tell them that. 

The Gas-can ones? They look like the older ones.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:08:00 PM
We gotted some new glasses at zhe hut the other day.  Special edition Oakleys.

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=38#view=pdp&sku=428012

Except in this picture it says polarized, which is a lie.  Especially for that price.  Someone should tell them that. 

The Gas-can ones? They look like the older ones.

Yup.  They look exactly the same as the rest of the Gascans, it's just that the icon (the O on the side) has a camouflage print.  There's a special edition Hijinx like that too, but it's ugly. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:09:52 PM
Shh...you'll give him ideas.   :lol:

My thoughts are as pure as church.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:11:22 PM
Shh...you'll give him ideas.   :lol:

My thoughts are as pure as church.

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/llbsb4ever/myarse.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:12:52 PM
Shh...you'll give him ideas.   :lol:

My thoughts are as pure as church.

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/llbsb4ever/myarse.jpg)

 :lol:

I see what you did thar!  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:13:31 PM
Shh...you'll give him ideas.   :lol:

My thoughts are as pure as church.

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/llbsb4ever/myarse.jpg)

 :lol:

I see what you did thar!  :P

You're pretty. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:15:31 PM
You're pretty. 

Most bears are. Isn't nature great?  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:16:16 PM
You're pretty. 

Most bears are. Isn't nature great?  :P

Yes. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:21:28 PM
(http://www.sheeptoshawl.com/news/data/upimages/cute_polar_bear.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:22:37 PM
(http://www.stuffintheair.com/images/CuteBears.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:23:36 PM
(http://www.popular-pics.com/ppimages/polar-bears-cubs-knut-1.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:24:24 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwww!  How adorable!   :D
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:26:25 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwww!  How adorable!   :D

The last one is Knut. He was raised in a German zoo.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:27:08 PM
I want to snuggle with the cute little bears! 
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Post by: hellbilly on November 22, 2008, 10:27:12 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwww!  How adorable!   :D

So this conversation about me continues I see..
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:36:28 PM
No.

I wanna kiss the cute little bear on its cute little nose! 
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Post by: error on November 23, 2008, 12:10:56 AM
(http://www.popular-pics.com/ppimages/polar-bears-cubs-knut-1.jpg)

This should be your avatar.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:11:36 AM
Error's got a crush on Jizzy.   :P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:13:18 AM
This should be your avatar.

Dude, that bear is too cute to be me.

Error's got a crush on Jizzy.   :P

I feel loved.  :)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:14:14 AM
The bear really is adorable.  I wish I could keep him as my pet. 
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Post by: error on November 23, 2008, 12:15:48 AM
Error's got a crush on Jizzy.   :P

I've got a crush on Lindsey. I think I may have to seek professional help. :P
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Post by: error on November 23, 2008, 12:16:22 AM
This should be your avatar.

Dude, that bear is too cute to be me.

I disagree.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:16:52 AM
 8)
(http://tkfextern.rolotec.ch/en/zoo-berlin_knut_1280x1024.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:17:09 AM
Error's got a crush on Jizzy.   :P

I've got a crush on Lindsey. I think I may have to seek professional help. :P

Usually people with that problem do need to seek serious medical help. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:17:44 AM
8)
(http://tkfextern.rolotec.ch/en/zoo-berlin_knut_1280x1024.jpg)

/me melts 

 :D
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Post by: error on November 23, 2008, 12:18:38 AM
/me contemplates using the Admin Power
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:20:13 AM
WAT
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Post by: error on November 23, 2008, 12:22:08 AM
(http://www.animalsintheworld.com/animal_articles/bears/images/american_black_bear.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:23:09 AM
I found another cute animal:

(http://www.mycuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/1a.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:23:23 AM
That's a skinny bear. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:23:43 AM
I found another cute animal:

(http://www.mycuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/1a.jpg)

I demand to have this. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:26:33 AM
I just want to pet it through the screen.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:30:23 AM
I just want to pet it through the screen.  :lol:

I want to kiss it through the screen!  It's so precious! 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:46:50 AM
I just want to pet it through the screen.  :lol:

I want to kiss it through the screen!  It's so precious! 

I agree, it's really cute.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:48:44 AM
Must...have...tiny aminal. 

/me cries
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:53:23 AM
Must...have...tiny aminal. 

I know.  :)

Wolf pup.
(http://fc22.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/192/5/2/Wolf_Cub_by_FantasticFennec.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:54:18 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:59:43 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 23, 2008, 01:36:17 AM
Must...have...tiny aminal. 

I know.  :)

Wolf pup.
(http://fc22.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/192/5/2/Wolf_Cub_by_FantasticFennec.jpg)

HAI wuffie. :3

One of my old friends at my last job had a wolf mix breed. They're oddly very easily 'humanized.' o_O
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 01:37:38 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 23, 2008, 01:39:18 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x

Get a wolf mix puppy and raise it well. It's sheer size would scare most folks away, but it'll be a big baby when you're around.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 01:40:35 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x

Get a wolf mix puppy and raise it well. It's sheer size would scare most folks away, but it'll be a big baby when you're around.

I'm never the doggies' favorite.   :cry:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 01:40:47 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x

Yeah, they look cute, but when they bite, oh sh...
When I was really little, some big ass dog started barking at me and my told the woman that if she didn't move the dog, she'll kick it across the street.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 23, 2008, 01:41:55 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x

Get a wolf mix puppy and raise it well. It's sheer size would scare most folks away, but it'll be a big baby when you're around.

I'm never the doggies' favorite.   :cry:

Trust me, wolf mix dogs are very friendly. Just big. So the food bill would be the biggest of your worries. >_>
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 01:42:14 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x

Yeah, they look cute, but when they bite, oh sh...
When I was really little, some big ass dog started barking at me and my told the woman that if she didn't move the dog, she'll kick it across the street.

Well, Whorehay's lovely dog has bitten me three or four times pretty badly.  Luckily all she ever got, somehow, was my right hand.  The scars are barely noticeable anymore, but she also bit some guy who was working on our house when it was first built, and he sued.   :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 01:42:39 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x

Get a wolf mix puppy and raise it well. It's sheer size would scare most folks away, but it'll be a big baby when you're around.

I'm never the doggies' favorite.   :cry:

Trust me, wolf mix dogs are very friendly. Just big. So the food bill would be the biggest of your worries. >_>

I'd just feed it screaming children from the mall.   :P
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 23, 2008, 01:43:49 AM
It'll probably lick the kids to death instead.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 01:45:23 AM
Haha!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 01:47:19 AM
THE PLANS!  THEY ALWAYS BACKFIRE ON ME! 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 02:09:08 AM
O-oh... :shock:
(http://i.pbase.com/g6/69/478969/2/78217709.yntvLDhv.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 02:18:06 AM
(http://fapquest.com/Motivation/division%20by%20zero%20oh%20shi.jpg)
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 23, 2008, 02:27:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
[youtube=425,350]qItugh-fFgg[/youtube]
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 03:05:04 AM
somebody set us up the bomb

(http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com/b/exams.jpg)
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 06:22:23 AM
but then we lose goatse?!?!?!?!
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 06:26:37 AM
me thinks he hast lost his mind.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 07:19:19 AM
sanity is a lie.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 01:46:12 PM
but then we lose goatse?!?!?!?!

I see no downside to this. 
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 23, 2008, 03:58:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE
[youtube=425,350]5j2YDq6FkVE[/youtube]
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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 04:01:56 PM
(http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00016/00016450.jpg)
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 23, 2008, 05:12:17 PM
I used to get all the bitches:

(http://petmeats.com/jay3.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 05:13:29 PM
I wish I could find this picture I have of myself as a kid.  I even let the high school yearbook have it.  Me, and my flowery dress, my Barbie roller skates, and some kinda stuffed animal.  I was cute.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 09:24:47 PM
(http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00016/00016450.jpg)

i think someone is going to fit in nicely.

I wish I could find this picture I have of myself as a kid.  I even let the high school yearbook have it.  Me, and my flowery dress, my Barbie roller skates, and some kinda stuffed animal.  I was cute.   :lol:

was?   :mrgreen:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:27:04 PM
Yes.  I was Goddammed adorable.  I'm too old to be adorable now.  I think you move on to something else after age 6. 
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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 09:28:34 PM
Yes.  I was Goddammed adorable.  I'm too old to be adorable now.  I think you move on to something else after age 6. 
You do know that I *furiously* love older women, right?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:30:23 PM
Yes.  I was Goddammed adorable.  I'm too old to be adorable now.  I think you move on to something else after age 6. 
You do know that I *furiously* love older women, right?

I'm 21.  I'm not old.  Just too old for adorable.   :lol:
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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 09:32:58 PM
Yes.  I was Goddammed adorable.  I'm too old to be adorable now.  I think you move on to something else after age 6. 
You do know that I *furiously* love older women, right?

I'm 21.  I'm not old.  Just too old for adorable.   :lol:
OMG, HAHAHA you fuckin youngster!

What's all this old talk then?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:34:48 PM
Yes.  I was Goddammed adorable.  I'm too old to be adorable now.  I think you move on to something else after age 6. 
You do know that I *furiously* love older women, right?

I'm 21.  I'm not old.  Just too old for adorable.   :lol:
OMG, HAHAHA you fuckin youngster!

What's all this old talk then?

My bones still creak.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 09:35:06 PM
Yes.  I was Goddammed adorable.  I'm too old to be adorable now.  I think you move on to something else after age 6. 

i disagree.  i will find some photo evidence shortly.
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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 09:35:50 PM
My bones still creak.   :lol:
baaahh!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:36:36 PM
My bones still creak.   :lol:
baaahh!

My thoughts exactly.  My MOTHER heard it the other day and is now making fun of me endlessly for it.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 09:37:28 PM
My bones still creak.   :lol:
at a mere 30, you should see how fucked up my knees are.  i am going to need replacement surgery by the time i am 40.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:38:02 PM
My bones still creak.   :lol:
at a mere 30, you should see how fucked up my knees are.  i am going to need replacement surgery by the time i am 40.

Do you spend a lot of time on your knees?

/me ducks
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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 09:38:56 PM
My bones still creak.   :lol:
baaahh!

My thoughts exactly.  My MOTHER heard it the other day and is now making fun of me endlessly for it.   :lol:
Add me to the list.

*writes jokes and tries them out on wife*
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 09:51:41 PM
My bones still creak.   :lol:
at a mere 30, you should see how fucked up my knees are.  i am going to need replacement surgery by the time i am 40.

Do you spend a lot of time on your knees?

/me ducks

actually, luvvy, i did severe damage to my left one when i was a child.  i was riding my bike and a fucker deliberately opened his door as i was going by.  i hit it with my knee, flew off my bike and flipped over the car door and landed on my back.  i might have cracked the knee cap but didn't go see doctor.

then, my senior year in HS i was skiing and i fell.  i wrenched my left knee a second time, this time because, well, hip to knee was straight, knee on down to my foot was twisted 90 degrees to the left.  did some good tendon damaged there as well.  still did not go see a doctor about it.

also, driving a stick without a bending left leg is not easy.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:53:25 PM
Ouchie. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 09:55:58 PM
i will post a pic of my bended left knee later for all to enjoy.  it is quite a site.
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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 09:57:37 PM
Not to change the subject but.

(http://www.penissizedebate.com/images/doc/big_pussy_lips.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:58:09 PM
WAT
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 10:01:09 PM
someone hold me, i'm scared

*godless heathen cries in terror

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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 10:04:55 PM
Drive thru guy: Can I take your order please?

Me: Yeah gimme and extra large set of pussy lips.

Drive thru guy: uhhh, excuse me?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 10:06:50 PM
Wazzat Taco Bell? 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 10:10:15 PM
Wazzat Taco Bell? 

i went through the taco bell drive thru one day and had a guy on a vrod in front of me.

where in the hell was he supposed to put the food?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 10:10:38 PM
Wazzat Taco Bell? 

i went through the taco bell drive thru one day and had a guy on a vrod in front of me.

where in the hell was he supposed to put the food?

In his pants? 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 10:13:51 PM
yes, in his pants.  thank you.

ass
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 05:13:14 AM
i will post a pic of my bended left knee later for all to enjoy.  it is quite a site.

ok, left knee:

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_smp2tJWS0iM/SSp89a_nbXI/AAAAAAAAAI0/7522_B0CcII/s640/img120.jpg)

as you can see, my knee cap does not really move as it should when i bend my leg.  it becomes quite pointy, which is wrong wrong WRONG!!

some days, it really starts to bother me quite a bit.  makes it hard to go up and down stairs and the like.
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Post by: sillyperson on November 24, 2008, 08:12:43 AM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_4YjwO_dht7U/RxPWeCFaCKI/AAAAAAAAA2E/FKW-K8sMTPg/s512/OZERO%20KRASAVITSA.JPG) (http://lh6.ggpht.com/_4YjwO_dht7U/RxPWeCFaCKI/AAAAAAAAA2E/FKW-K8sMTPg/s512/OZERO%20KRASAVITSA.JPG)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 08:02:20 PM
Quantum of Solace

I want to see this movie.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2079/2396735923_518bc9928e_o.jpg)
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 08:07:04 PM
I have heard mixed reviews, but still want to see.  wife hates jimmy, though, and I hate going to movies by myself.

hmmm
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Post by: Taors on November 24, 2008, 08:07:53 PM
My cousin, who considers Casino Royale his favorite movie, said he didn't really like QOS. Since he's such a big fan I'm gonna go with his word and skip out on dis one.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 08:09:39 PM
I have heard mixed reviews, but still want to see.  wife hates jimmy, though, and I hate going to movies by myself.

hmmm

Yeah, I did too. I saw a lot of movies by myself, I kind of got used to it.
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Post by: RottingNation on November 24, 2008, 08:27:41 PM

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_smp2tJWS0iM/SSp89a_nbXI/AAAAAAAAAI0/7522_B0CcII/s640/img120.jpg)


At first glance, I thought that was a picture of an extremely hairy breast taken from above.  That was before I read the post.
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Post by: Riddler on November 24, 2008, 08:29:32 PM
or a conehead
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 10:23:08 PM
what can I say?  my left knee cap is fucked up.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 10:24:11 PM
I've never seen a James Bond movie.   :shock:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 24, 2008, 10:25:09 PM
I've never seen a James Bond movie.   :shock:

MINI GOLF'D

It's alright. They're mostly dumb.
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Post by: JWI on November 24, 2008, 10:25:31 PM
I've never seen a James Bond movie.   :shock:

Ah now I understand the Mariah sCarey love. :P
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 10:25:50 PM
I've never seen a James Bond movie.   :shock:

MINI GOLF'D

It's alright. They're mostly dumb.


It's not my fault.   :(










Okay, yes it is. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 10:27:00 PM
They're cheesy, but entertaining.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 10:29:06 PM
They're cheesy, but entertaining.

I figured as much.  With this much hype about who's gonna be the next Bond girl every time, they've got to be pretty lacking in substance.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 10:49:20 PM
mostly?  yes.  but they are some good ones.  and casino royale was pretty durned good
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 10:51:53 PM
mostly?  yes.  but they are some good ones.  and casino royale was pretty durned good

I can't criticize.  Everyone I meet is required to watch Drop Dead Fred before we can be friends.   :lol:
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Post by: RottingNation on November 24, 2008, 10:54:06 PM
what can I say?  my left knee cap is fucked up.

Yeah, it was actually really weird cause at the time I thought I was in the Excellent Breasts thread at the time.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 10:55:47 PM
what can I say?  my left knee cap is fucked up.

Yeah, it was actually really weird cause at the time I thought I was in the Excellent Breasts thread at the time.

Ew.   :lol:
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Post by: RottingNation on November 24, 2008, 10:55:53 PM
I've never seen a James Bond movie.   :shock:

Neither have I.  I've never really been into the whole cliche action movie thing.
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Post by: RottingNation on November 24, 2008, 10:56:26 PM
what can I say?  my left knee cap is fucked up.

Yeah, it was actually really weird cause at the time I thought I was in the Excellent Breasts thread at the time.

Ew.   :lol:

idd

Imagine my astonishment.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 10:59:06 PM
I've never seen a James Bond movie.   :shock:

Neither have I.  I've never really been into the whole cliche action movie thing.

I guess people shooting at each other and junk is cool.   :lol:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 24, 2008, 11:01:19 PM
I hate action movies and I don't own any.

I have a degree in film. Therefore my argument is ironclad.

This does not include genre movies with action, of course.

I don't own a single non genre, modern setting film where a dude jumps out of the way of a slowmo billowing cloud of incendiary death, and I am proud.

Fuck the following people: Micheal Bay, Roland Emmerich, Micheal Bay, Dean Devlin, Paul Verhoven, Micheal Bay, Jerry Brickheimer, and Micheal Bay.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:02:10 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:03:46 PM
oh lindz, drop dead fred.  what an awesome movie.  way back when papa johns was giving free movies with their pizza, they had that movie.  we made sure to order so we could get it.

"look, cobwebs!"
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:04:34 PM
oh lindz, drop dead fred.  what an awesome movie.  way back when papa johns was giving free movies with their pizza, they had that movie.  we made sure to order so we could get it.

"look, cobwebs!"

I like when they're out in the garden and he hits her with the shovel, and then she's fine like a minute later.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 11:06:26 PM
[youtube=425,350]mpIi34fCu1w[/youtube]

 :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:06:56 PM
and mr. shaw, you cannot completely h8 on the action movie.  for a bit of background noise and fluff they can't be beat.  and those explosions look really pretty in hi-def.

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Post by: RottingNation on November 24, 2008, 11:10:29 PM
I hate action movies and I don't own any.

I have a degree in film. Therefore my argument is ironclad.

This does not include genre movies with action, of course.

I don't own a single non genre, modern setting film where a dude jumps out of the way of a slowmo billowing cloud of incendiary death, and I am proud.

Fuck the following people: Micheal Bay, Roland Emmerich, Micheal Bay, Dean Devlin, Paul Verhoven, Micheal Bay, Jerry Brickheimer, and Micheal Bay.


YEAH.

FUCK MICHAEL BAY.

Well, except for Transformers.  That shit was awesome.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:10:59 PM
[youtube=425,350]mpIi34fCu1w[/youtube]

 :lol:

I...think you need a refresher course.


MORNING!  WHO'S FOR SNOT-FLICKING?!


[youtube=425,350]VQC1gjdu5gc[/youtube]

FRED!  WHAT'S THAT WATER DOING THERE?!

WHAT WATER?!

THAT...WATER!

I DON'T KNOW!  WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?! 

 :lol:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 24, 2008, 11:12:03 PM
[youtube=425,350]W6vI1CgW-vE[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6vI1CgW-vE

[youtube=425,350]jMeG0sVLVqE[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMeG0sVLVqE&feature=related
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:13:12 PM
I liked transformers for nostalgic purposes.

too much fuckin la beuf though
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 11:16:46 PM
I...think you need a refresher course.


MORNING!  WHO'S FOR SNOT-FLICKING?!


[youtube=425,350]VQC1gjdu5gc[/youtube]

FRED!  WHAT'S THAT WATER DOING THERE?!

WHAT WATER?!

THAT...WATER!

I DON'T KNOW!  WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?! 

 :lol:

Haha!  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:18:18 PM
Remember your house?


Well...it sank. 

 :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 11:21:36 PM
Remember your house?


Well...it sank. 

 :lol:

Wow. I haven't seen that movie in a long time.
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Post by: RottingNation on November 24, 2008, 11:22:04 PM
I...think you need a refresher course.


MORNING!  WHO'S FOR SNOT-FLICKING?!


[youtube=425,350]VQC1gjdu5gc[/youtube]

FRED!  WHAT'S THAT WATER DOING THERE?!

WHAT WATER?!

THAT...WATER!

I DON'T KNOW!  WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?! 

 :lol:

Haha!  :lol:

WTF?

Its saying video no longer available.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:22:57 PM
Remember your house?


Well...it sank. 

 :lol:

Wow. I haven't seen that movie in a long time.

This is stupid!  We oughtta be in a shop that sells harpoons and nets and hammers!

Yes...you must see this movie again.  Very soon.  It is fabulous.   :lol:

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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 11:23:49 PM
WTF?

Its saying video no longer available.

Click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQC1gjdu5gc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQC1gjdu5gc)

It's YouTube's copyright magic at it again.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:24:23 PM
I love Fred.   :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 11:27:34 PM
I love Fred.   :shock:

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p92/davidkriss72/MAKING_DROP_DEAD_FRED_14SMALLERSIZE.jpg)
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 24, 2008, 11:28:01 PM
Paul Verhoven

The rest of them I can understand, but Paul Verhoeven is a cinematic motherfucking genius.

He directed RoboCop, Total Recall, Basic Instinct, Showgirls, Starship Troopers, and Hollow Man! What more could you possibly want?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:28:51 PM
I love Fred.   :shock:

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p92/davidkriss72/MAKING_DROP_DEAD_FRED_14SMALLERSIZE.jpg)

 :lol:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 24, 2008, 11:29:28 PM
Paul Verhoven

The rest of them I can understand, but Paul Verhoeven is a cinematic motherfucking genius.

He directed RoboCop, Total Recall, Basic Instinct, Showgirls, Starship Troopers, and Hollow Man! What more could you possibly want?

More than one good movie?
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:30:43 PM
I LOVE LAMP!
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:31:01 PM
whoops, wrong movie
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:31:22 PM
I love...uhhh...things.  And a select few people. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:34:07 PM
mr. v had 3 good movies.

total recall
robocop
starship troopers

well, troopers bastardized heinlein's genius and became an awesome propaganda film, but it was so much fun to watch.
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Post by: JWI on November 24, 2008, 11:41:13 PM
mr. v had 3 good movies.

total recall
robocop
starship troopers

well, troopers bastardized heinlein's genius and became an awesome propaganda film, but it was so much fun to watch.

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMTz9nIUkGc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMTz9nIUkGc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
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Post by: John Shaw on November 24, 2008, 11:55:07 PM
mr. v had 3 good movies.

Actually, he's made a shitpile of fairly decent movies. All french.

That's the problem. The dude is an asshole. I've seen live interviews where he said shit that made me want to punch him in the face.

He makes action movies in the States because he thinks that people here are stupid and stupid is what sells. He has said this openly and more than once.


Well, troopers bastardized heinlein's genius and became an awesome propaganda film, but it was so much fun to watch.

Yes.

Well, Total Recall bastardized Philip K. Dick's genius and became an semi coherent action film, but it was not much fun to watch.

My version.

Robocop was his good movie.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:59:20 PM
I loves me some dick, and you are right that total recall was nothing lik we can remember it for you wholesale.  but it had a 3 breasted whore.

feel free to use the above bad line all over the place to shame and ridicule me.

thank you for your support.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 25, 2008, 12:05:29 AM
I loves me some dick, and you are right that total recall was nothing lik we can remember it for you wholesale.  but it had a 3 breasted whore.

feel free to use the above bad line all over the place to shame and ridicule me.

thank you for your support.

Naw, it's cool. I'm just one of the pickiest movie guys you'd ever meet. I'd recommend a well made piece of crap that entertains me before a giant budget, slick assed production that I've seen all the separate parts to before.

Good crap movies:
Anything from Troma
Anything from Roger Corman
Anything from Larry Blamire
Anything from Hammer Productions

Bad slick movies:
See list of directors above.


There are of course good slick movies. I don't have to list them because you can just look at the list of 200+ million dollar box office tickets, and subtract the list of crap directors I already gave. And add a few others.

Tim Burton is going downhill lately, for instance. Black and white barber pole spirals, pale faces and messy hair are kinda out of style.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:10:09 AM
did you see the dark knight?

chris is a genius
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 12:11:53 AM
did you see the dark knight?

chris is a genius

I know you're not asking me...

But I wanted to see that, just to know what all the hype is about.  But I'd never seen any other Batman movies before, and just didn't get around to it. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:14:04 AM
see it lindz, seriously.  it comes out on dvd in 2 weeks.  it is one of the most amazing bits of cinemagraphic genious I have ever seen.  don't even think of it as a batman movie.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 25, 2008, 12:14:17 AM
did you see the dark knight?

chris is a genius

Chris Nolan is good. The Dark Knight was excellent. It's a shame that Doofushead McFucknut denied everyone another movie with a decent Joker in it.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 12:14:33 AM
see it lindz, seriously.  it comes out on dvd in 2 weeks.  it is one of the most amazing bits of cinemagraphic genious I have ever seen.  don't even think of it as a batman movie.

I shall. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:16:28 AM
I have a pic of my 4 year old where he looks like heath ledger.  I need to scan and post
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:17:39 AM
john,

did you see insomnia?  I saw it in theaters with mindset from trailers, thriller.  I then saw a second time and wiped away preconceived notions and loved it.
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Post by: RottingNation on November 25, 2008, 12:18:21 AM
see it lindz, seriously.  it comes out on dvd in 2 weeks.  it is one of the most amazing bits of cinemagraphic genious I have ever seen.  don't even think of it as a batman movie.

I shall. 

Stop posting and do it now!
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Post by: sillyperson on November 25, 2008, 12:20:19 AM
I never heard of Drop Dead Fred but I recognized right away... Rick, from the Young Ones!!!


[youtube=425,350]X3MrevxTxzg[/youtube]
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:20:55 AM
she and do brown gonna jump in there delorean and go get it?
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Post by: John Shaw on November 25, 2008, 12:21:18 AM
john,

did you see insomnia?  I saw it in theaters with mindset from trailers, thriller.  I then saw a second time and wiped away preconceived notions and loved it.

Well made. Not my kind of movie. I'm not into cop dramas. But that's a total opinion thing, not a technical gripe. Also, the original was better, of course.  :P
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:21:25 AM
dammit, doc brown
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 12:21:32 AM
I never heard of Drop Dead Fred but I recognized right away... Rick, from the Young Ones!!!


[youtube=425,350]X3MrevxTxzg[/youtube]

Denis, I don't think we can be friends anymore until you watch Drop Dead Fred.  Phoebe Cates is in it.  As a male, that is all the motivation you should need, from what I hear. 
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Post by: sillyperson on November 25, 2008, 12:43:02 AM
Denis, I don't think we can be friends anymore until you watch Drop Dead Fred.
We ain't friends till you get your ass over here and we pass a spliff 'round the circle.

Phoebe Cates is in it.  As a male, that is all the motivation you should need, from what I hear. 
Indeed. Post made on relevant thread. (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=25507.msg475590#msg475590)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 12:44:58 AM
Denis, I don't think we can be friends anymore until you watch Drop Dead Fred.
We ain't friends till you get your ass over here and we pass a spliff 'round the circle.

Phoebe Cates is in it.  As a male, that is all the motivation you should need, from what I hear. 
Indeed. Post made on relevant thread. (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=25507.msg475590#msg475590)

I will take this under careful consideration, sir. 


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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:19:22 PM
Greatest flash game ever created.

Don't Shoot the Puppy (http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/dont-shoot-the-puppy/)
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 25, 2008, 12:43:23 PM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BabtYPsFL_8/SSw2gAD5evI/AAAAAAAAAH0/yyedd4WDYjc/s512/Snapshot_135.jpg)

I met HARD GAY today. :3
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Post by: John Shaw on November 25, 2008, 12:45:53 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ihateyouall_rb4bymsfat73fpt4bjy1.jpg)
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Post by: Riddler on November 25, 2008, 02:50:38 PM
mr. v had 3 good movies.

total recall
robocop
starship troopers

well, troopers bastardized heinlein's genius and became an awesome propaganda film, but it was so much fun to watch.



so, like, the troopers were border patrol.....
and the bugs were illegal aliens????
i totally get it, man.
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Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 25, 2008, 09:05:19 PM
(http://www.tvblog.ro/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/fg514.jpg)
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 25, 2008, 09:19:07 PM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BabtYPsFL_8/SSw2gAD5evI/AAAAAAAAAH0/yyedd4WDYjc/s512/Snapshot_135.jpg)

I met HARD GAY today. :3

Jesus, you look like such a slut in SL.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 10:24:27 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 10:26:26 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 10:37:03 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 10:40:15 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 10:41:20 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 10:46:08 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 10:48:37 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 10:50:27 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 10:51:23 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:

You think so, eh?   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 10:55:18 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:

You think so, eh?   :P

It depends.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 10:57:43 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:

You think so, eh?   :P

It depends.

On? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:00:12 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:

You think so, eh?   :P

It depends.

On? 

If you can get the ball gag in my mouth.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: reTodd on November 25, 2008, 11:01:00 PM
I love Fred.   :shock:

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p92/davidkriss72/MAKING_DROP_DEAD_FRED_14SMALLERSIZE.jpg)
Hey is that Sandra O?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:01:52 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:

You think so, eh?   :P

It depends.

On? 

If you can get the ball gag in my mouth.  :lol:

Who said anything about a ball gag?   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:03:10 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:

You think so, eh?   :P

It depends.

On? 

If you can get the ball gag in my mouth.  :lol:

Who said anything about a ball gag?   :P

I'm sure it's in the Bible.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:03:44 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:05:05 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:05:37 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:

Exactly. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:18:04 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:

Exactly. 

when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:18:41 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:

Exactly. 

when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?

When he shaves off enough of that fur! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 25, 2008, 11:19:41 PM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BabtYPsFL_8/SSw2gAD5evI/AAAAAAAAAH0/yyedd4WDYjc/s512/Snapshot_135.jpg)

I met HARD GAY today. :3

Jesus, you look like such a slut in SL.

It's one of my freebie gift outfits. :-P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:19:58 PM
*growls at thread*
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:21:11 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:

Exactly. 

when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?

When he shaves off enough of that fur! 

seriously, just go with this stuff

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31yHL4CpxZL._AA280_.jpg)

but don't leave it on too long.  i gave myself a chemical burn on accident the first time i ever used it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:23:17 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:25:24 PM
My fur shakes in fear.  :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:27:24 PM
:lol:

:(

why are you laughing at me

:cry:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: reTodd on November 25, 2008, 11:27:53 PM
:lol:

:(

why are you laughing at me

:cry:
I'm laughing at you cause your a goofy bastard :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:28:06 PM
Because it's Nair for men.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:29:44 PM
:lol:

:(

why are you laughing at me

:cry:
I'm laughing at you cause your a goofy bastard :lol:

i can accept that.

Because it's Nair for men.   :lol:

its like secret, which contains the exact same ingredients as some other antiperspirant that i cant think of at the moment.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:31:22 PM
I use Secret.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:32:48 PM
i think it is sure, but i am not...sure?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:37:36 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:

Exactly. 

when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?

The truth is that I tried to initiate it, but Jizzy finds me repulsive and wants nothing to do with me.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:39:40 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:

Exactly. 

when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?

The truth is that I tried to initiate it, but Jizzy finds me repulsive and wants nothing to do with me.   :lol:

I disagree.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:40:19 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:41:46 PM
i seem to recall something josh said a few years ago in a very vulgar manner.  to paraphrase, i am pretty sure that the majority of the guys (which is what, like 99.9% of all actual posters) find you attractive.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:42:11 PM
:lol:

Keep laughing...  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:43:07 PM
:lol:

Keep laughing...  :lol:

I will.  And you can't stop me.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:44:14 PM
oh jeebus.  i should go find work to do.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:47:53 PM
:lol:

Keep laughing...  :lol:

I will.  And you can't stop me.

Not even with my bear cock?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:48:42 PM
:lol:

Keep laughing...  :lol:

I will.  And you can't stop me.

Not even with my bear cock?  :lol:

Okay, that could work.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:50:26 PM
:lol:

Keep laughing...  :lol:

I will.  And you can't stop me.

Not even with my bear cock?  :lol:

Okay, that could work.   :lol:

And if it doesn't, there's always thor.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:51:43 PM
:lol:

Keep laughing...  :lol:

I will.  And you can't stop me.

Not even with my bear cock?  :lol:

Okay, that could work.   :lol:

And if it doesn't, there's always thor.

Ow.

And you people wonder why I don't like things in my ass.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:55:14 PM
Thor is one angry god.  :shock:

(http://www.iheartchaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/thor3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:55:44 PM
Thor is one angry god.  :shock:

(http://www.iheartchaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/thor3.jpg)

what the fuck?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:56:23 PM
I don't think it's made for humans.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:57:46 PM
I don't think it's made for humans.

That's not what Chris the homo from Australia said when he told us he had one in a chat one night.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:58:05 PM
I don't think it's made for humans.

i am pretty sure i have seen some asses on the internet that could take that whole damn thing and ask for more.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:59:41 PM
You'd have to be pretty loose down there to get that thing to fit in without extreme pain.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:00:34 AM
It makes me clench just looking at it.  And not in the good way.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 26, 2008, 12:01:56 AM
It makes me clench just looking at it.  And not in the good way.

This is why I never want to go to jail.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:02:40 AM
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.  And not

you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok
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Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 12:04:19 AM
I wouldn't want to do a yellow one.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 26, 2008, 12:05:13 AM
I wouldn't want to do a yellow one.

What if it was black?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:07:41 AM
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.  And not

you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok

Once again.  No assplay. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 12:07:56 AM
I wouldn't want to do a black one.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:10:06 AM
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.  And not

you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok

Once again.  No assplay. 

is that just things going in your ass, or are you against a little salad tossing as well?  not heading directly for it, mind, but essentially being licked from "belly button to asshole" as it were.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 26, 2008, 12:10:59 AM
I wouldn't want to do a black one.

Pick a color god nabbit!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:11:48 AM
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.  And not

you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok

Once again.  No assplay. 

is that just things going in your ass, or are you against a little salad tossing as well?  not heading directly for it, mind, but essentially being licked from "belly button to asshole" as it were.

Tongue on my asshole would freak me out, I think.  I'd never feel like it is clean enough, no matter how many showers I take.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 12:11:57 AM
What choices are available?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:14:26 AM
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.  And not

you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok

Once again.  No assplay. 

is that just things going in your ass, or are you against a little salad tossing as well?  not heading directly for it, mind, but essentially being licked from "belly button to asshole" as it were.

Tongue on my asshole would freak me out, I think.  I'd never feel like it is clean enough, no matter how many showers I take.

well, you wouldn't be the one who would need to worry about that portion.  if your ass were that stank, who in there right mind would even be that close to it in the first place?

no offense meant there, just generalizing.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:16:06 AM
It's more phobia-like, I guess.  I mean, I can't understand why anyone would want to put their tongue on someone else's asshole anyway.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 26, 2008, 12:16:20 AM
What choices are available?

(http://realcolorwheel.com/colorwheel/Real-Color-Wheel-Plain5in72dpi.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:17:34 AM
It's more phobia-like, I guess.  I mean, I can't understand why anyone would want to put their tongue on someone else's asshole anyway.   :lol:

well, generally the hope is to provide an extra bit of pleasureful stimulus to their partner.

i have always been more about my partners pleasure, so you try to go the extra mile.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:18:13 AM
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 12:19:09 AM
What choices are available?

(http://realcolorwheel.com/colorwheel/Real-Color-Wheel-Plain5in72dpi.png)

I'm thinking..
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:19:39 AM
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good. 

which is entirely understandable.  sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go.  
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:22:03 AM
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good. 

which is entirely understandable.  sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go. 

No...they're mine.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:22:56 AM
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good. 

which is entirely understandable.  sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go. 

No...they're mine.   :P

where is your adventurous spirit?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:23:31 AM
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good. 

which is entirely understandable.  sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go. 

No...they're mine.   :P

where is your adventurous spirit?

Gone.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 12:23:41 AM
What choices are available?

(http://realcolorwheel.com/colorwheel/Real-Color-Wheel-Plain5in72dpi.png)


Hhmmm...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 26, 2008, 12:24:55 AM
It's tough, man.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:28:38 AM
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good. 

which is entirely understandable.  sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go. 

No...they're mine.   :P

where is your adventurous spirit?

Gone.   :lol:

:cry:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 26, 2008, 12:31:45 AM
I'm gonna sink yer battleship (http://www.filecabi.net/video/boatcrash.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 12:58:55 AM
What choices are available?

(http://realcolorwheel.com/colorwheel/Real-Color-Wheel-Plain5in72dpi.png)

All done.

It'll be the 3rd one in (from the outside) in segment number 2. :)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 01:00:17 AM
Nig, that's yellow.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:55:32 PM
Some negroid just walked by me and then sang "everybody loves somebody" while he stared creepily.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 26, 2008, 01:05:01 PM
annie, get yur guns
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 03:08:57 PM
Also,  my new FedEx guy is named Jorge.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 26, 2008, 03:12:34 PM
Also,  my new FedEx guy is named Jorge.

Pronounced "George" or "Whore-Hey"?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 26, 2008, 04:45:25 PM
(http://www.btcnews.com/btcnews/images/freudian_slip.jpg)


who da trollop?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 06:53:05 PM
Also,  my new FedEx guy is named Jorge.

Pronounced "George" or "Whore-Hey"?

Not sure.  Spanish was very obviously his first language, so I'm betting Whorehay. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Caveman on November 26, 2008, 07:01:50 PM
MANBEARPIG IS LOOSE!!!

(http://stix1972.typepad.com/stix_blog/images/2008/03/04/manbearpig.jpg)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 07:51:54 PM
Nig, that's yellow.   :shock:

Oh, shoot..
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 08:06:39 PM
I thought ou had an affinity for the darkies?!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 08:07:58 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 08:10:04 PM
I thought ou had an affinity for the darkies?!

Let me review!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 26, 2008, 08:13:42 PM
Yellow fevah!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 08:14:03 PM
Yellow fevah!

My robe is yellow.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 08:18:17 PM
Yellow fevah!

My robe is yellow.   :P

What about your hat?

The closest thing I have is one of those Mickey Mouse sorcerer's apprentice hat from Fantasia.  It's blue.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 08:20:24 PM
Yellow fevah!

My robe is yellow.   :P

What about your hat?

The closest thing I have is one of those Mickey Mouse sorcerer's apprentice hat from Fantasia.  It's blue.   :P

Yellow and blue. Urg.

I has no yellow hat.  Because I don't wear hats. 

No wizard hat for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 08:32:07 PM
WAT
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 26, 2008, 08:47:15 PM
(http://www.powerpymes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fantasy-porn.jpg)

This rogue wants to stab her from behind.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 26, 2008, 08:51:02 PM
(http://images.mmosite.com/news/2006/12/04/bloodelf02.jpg)

O my werd.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 26, 2008, 09:08:25 PM
She has very beautiful skin.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 26, 2008, 11:14:15 PM
She has very beautiful skin.

This.

sexy.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 11:22:33 PM
fucking blood elves.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 26, 2008, 11:52:56 PM
Post gnomes please.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 11:55:04 PM
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s298/dustinmclaughlin/bridgetthemidgetpregnant.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 26, 2008, 11:57:28 PM
dammit that's not a good one.  why the hell are all the good ones stupid elves?  I demand a spinner.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 12:01:30 AM
dammit that's not a good one.  why the hell are all the good ones stupid elves?  I demand a spinner.

that is some porno midget.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 27, 2008, 12:19:00 AM
dammit that's not a good one.  why the hell are all the good ones stupid elves?  I demand a spinner.

that is some porno midget.

gnomes aren't the same as midgets.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 12:25:09 AM
i am well aware of that.  i was just looking for something scary

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 27, 2008, 12:25:55 AM
i am well aware of that.  i was just looking for something scary



That it was.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 12:26:24 AM
then my purpose has been fulfilled.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 27, 2008, 01:55:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdSfIZRURPg
[youtube=425,350]ZdSfIZRURPg[/youtube]

The wait is over and, live long and prosper, bitches.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 01:59:53 AM
i am so jacked.

one problem.  they built the enterprise on the planet?  it would never be able to fly in atmosphere.  that violates the laws of physics
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 27, 2008, 02:01:51 AM
i am so jacked.

one problem.  they built the enterprise on the planet?  it would never be able to fly in atmosphere.  that violates the laws of physics


In the future the people of starfleet hold signs that make the laws of physics mean nothing.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 27, 2008, 02:02:15 AM
i am so jacked.

one problem.  they built the enterprise on the planet?  it would never be able to fly in atmosphere.  that violates the laws of physics


Not really. They built it in atmo to test the gravity stresses for duration then each part can be disassembled for final fitting in orbit. Basically think modular sections which can be lifted up by a space elevator.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 27, 2008, 02:04:04 AM
Abrams never watched Star Trek. That may or may not be a good thing.

Don't get me wrong, Star Trek has sucked for so many years that anything would be an improvement, but still.

As for the laws of physics, Star Trek never really paid much attention to them anyway.

Cue Kirk and the glasses paradox.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 27, 2008, 02:06:46 AM
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 27, 2008, 02:08:42 AM
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.

Still doesn't jive with the fact that the ships being built in movies that took place "Later" were built in space.

Also, Klingon Condoms.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 02:09:25 AM
space elevator.  reminds me of the tether that peter f. hamilton had in his nights dawn trilogy

there is actually a book called the physics of star trek.  they describe how most everything will work.  no teleportation, though
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 27, 2008, 02:13:04 AM
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.

Still doesn't jive with the fact that the ships being built in movies that took place "Later" were built in space.

Also, Klingon Condoms.

Oddly, there is a precedence in the TNG series. There are clips from one of the seasons where the saucer section of the Enterprise was on Mars for Utopia Plantia(sp?) construction fields. Roddenbury fucked up his own ideas from the get go. But I would still argue just building on the surface makes more sense when you consider that gravitational modification being the principle means of locomotion and maneuvering. *shrugs*

Also, nerdgasm.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 02:16:47 AM
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.

Still doesn't jive with the fact that the ships being built in movies that took place "Later" were built in space.

Also, Klingon Condoms.

Oddly, there is a precedence in the TNG series. There are clips from one of the seasons where the saucer section of the Enterprise was on Mars for Utopia Plantia(sp?) construction fields. Roddenbury fucked up his own ideas from the get go. But I would still argue just building on the surface makes more sense when you consider that gravitational modification being the principle means of locomotion and maneuvering. *shrugs*

Also, nerdgasm.

well, i understand what you are saying, but building in 0 grav would allow for easier maneuvering of more massive pieces and you would be able to design the ship in any form you wanted.  there would not be any requirements for fighting in atmosphere
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 27, 2008, 02:28:13 AM
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.

Still doesn't jive with the fact that the ships being built in movies that took place "Later" were built in space.

Also, Klingon Condoms.

Oddly, there is a precedence in the TNG series. There are clips from one of the seasons where the saucer section of the Enterprise was on Mars for Utopia Plantia(sp?) construction fields. Roddenbury fucked up his own ideas from the get go. But I would still argue just building on the surface makes more sense when you consider that gravitational modification being the principle means of locomotion and maneuvering. *shrugs*

Also, nerdgasm.

well, i understand what you are saying, but building in 0 grav would allow for easier maneuvering of more massive pieces and you would be able to design the ship in any form you wanted.  there would not be any requirements for fighting in atmosphere


Not if you intend for it to also potentially 'land' in full gravity.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 02:30:03 AM
right right.  but like i stated before, the enterprise is not aerodynamically sound.  roddenbury knew nothing about flying in atmosphere.

still, its all fantasy, so its all good.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: NHArticleTen on November 27, 2008, 10:42:47 AM

Dr. Who is better...

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 27, 2008, 12:00:47 PM

Dr. Who is better...



Your mom is the best though.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on November 27, 2008, 01:44:55 PM

Dr. Who is better...


Hell ya.
Too bad about Gary Glitter, tho
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 27, 2008, 01:55:49 PM
right right.  but like i stated before, the enterprise is not aerodynamically sound.  roddenbury knew nothing about flying in atmosphere.

still, its all fantasy, so its all good.


fuck all this.....all a you.
they flew  back in time to 1969
through a time warp/wormhole
& flew that  bitch in the earth's atmosphere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomorrow_Is_Yesterday

so, mannn.....it can be done. or they couldn't have filmed it.....dude.

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 27, 2008, 02:40:18 PM
right right.  but like i stated before, the enterprise is not aerodynamically sound.  roddenbury knew nothing about flying in atmosphere.

still, its all fantasy, so its all good.


fuck all this.....all a you.
they flew  back in time to 1969
through a time warp/wormhole
& flew that  bitch in the earth's atmosphere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomorrow_Is_Yesterday

so, mannn.....it can be done. or they couldn't have filmed it.....dude.



Word. 8)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JohnnyRebel on November 27, 2008, 05:43:52 PM
(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x275/SCRUFFY068/HEADS.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 27, 2008, 05:45:23 PM
Oh shit, someone lost their heads!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 27, 2008, 06:20:29 PM
Oh shit, someone lost their heads!

[rob jacobs] Repelled And Destroyed [/rob jacobs]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 27, 2008, 06:25:37 PM
Oh shit, someone lost their heads!

[rob jacobs] Repelled And Destroyed [/rob jacobs]

Oh sh...  :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 27, 2008, 06:40:20 PM
Chips in mah pillz!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 27, 2008, 06:43:49 PM
Chips in mah pillz!

You must crush them down, like Stalin.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 27, 2008, 06:46:00 PM
Chips in mah pillz!

You must crush them down, like Stalin.

that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!

I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 27, 2008, 06:47:10 PM
Chips in mah pillz!

You must crush them down, like Stalin.

that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!

I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.

Oh, good call. I wasn't thinking molecularly at the time.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 27, 2008, 06:50:30 PM
Chips in mah pillz!

You must crush them down, like Stalin.

that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!

I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.

Oh, good call. I wasn't thinking molecularly at the time.

The mobocracy looter minions are more powerful than you could ever imagine :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 27, 2008, 06:55:07 PM
Chips in mah pillz!

You must crush them down, like Stalin.

that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!

I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.

Oh, good call. I wasn't thinking molecularly at the time.

The mobocracy looter minions are more powerful than you could ever imagine :shock:

Only until I finish my Super Secret Mega Nazi UFO design.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 27, 2008, 06:59:30 PM
Chips in mah pillz!

You must crush them down, like Stalin.

that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!

I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.

Oh, good call. I wasn't thinking molecularly at the time.

The mobocracy looter minions are more powerful than you could ever imagine :shock:

Only until I finish my Super Secret Mega Nazi UFO design.

You don't think They've already got a better one?

\They are all knowing, and all seeing.
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Post by: hellbilly on November 27, 2008, 07:21:42 PM
What's that photo all about?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 08:34:02 PM
right right.  but like i stated before, the enterprise is not aerodynamically sound.  roddenbury knew nothing about flying in atmosphere.

still, its all fantasy, so its all good.


fuck all this.....all a you.
they flew  back in time to 1969
through a time warp/wormhole
& flew that  bitch in the earth's atmosphere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomorrow_Is_Yesterday

so, mannn.....it can be done. or they couldn't have filmed it.....dude.



Word. 8)

i call that bad writing.  oh wait, this is the original series, so it was all bad writing.  all right, so they flew it in atmo.  i would love to see the wind tunnel tests on their design, though.  the only curves i see are around the saucer section.  where is the lift coming from?  that damned thing is nothing but drag drag drag.  although, i guess if you have engines powerful enough to move you at 1/4 the speed of light (full impulse power) you really don't need to give a good god damn about things like drag coeffiecent and lift.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 27, 2008, 09:39:16 PM
niggas had big -ass retro rockets.
c'mon.
you are soooo obtuse, mannnn
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 11:41:13 PM
which were all you are supposed to use when leaving a station.

"i know.  1/4 impulse power."
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 28, 2008, 01:10:57 AM
The ugliest child I have ever seen.





...








EVER.



(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/uglychild.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 28, 2008, 02:22:25 AM
The ugliest child I have ever seen.





...








EVER.



(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/uglychild.jpg)

Is that Mark's baby?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 28, 2008, 01:21:59 PM
which were all you are supposed to use when leaving a station.

"i know.  1/4 impulse power."

1/4th the speed of light, well approximate according to what I remember reading back on the Alpha Databank or whatever it's called (a major trekkie wiki).
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 28, 2008, 01:36:38 PM
The ugliest child I have ever seen.





...








EVER.



(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/uglychild.jpg)

Is that Mark's baby?

no.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 28, 2008, 02:17:21 PM
kirk impression:

[youtube=425,350]hcIm9EmgJ20[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 28, 2008, 03:08:30 PM
i <3 kevin pollak.

he was great as hockney in the usual suspects.

"Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead? "
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 29, 2008, 10:45:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vlvEdzRb98

The Acacia Strain - CTHULHU
[youtube=425,350]4vlvEdzRb98[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 12:00:30 AM
(http://blogs.allocine.fr/blogsdatas/mdata/3/3/3/Z20030403093721417852333/img/1f7e69797d1bb9380ebb20df077010d1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 12:01:08 AM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 01:09:54 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 30, 2008, 01:12:59 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x

no comment :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 01:13:42 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x

no comment :lol:

It's because my chair sucks, you perv. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 30, 2008, 01:14:37 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x

no comment :lol:

It's because my chair sucks, you perv. 

:P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 01:15:12 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x

no comment :lol:

It's because my chair sucks, you perv. 

Put a hoodie under it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 01:16:42 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x

no comment :lol:

It's because my chair sucks, you perv. 

Put a hoodie under it.

What the fuck?  I did that yesterday at work!   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 01:20:20 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x

no comment :lol:

It's because my chair sucks, you perv. 

Put a hoodie under it.

What the fuck?  I did that yesterday at work!   :shock:

Did it work?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 01:21:31 AM
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 01:23:20 AM
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what. 

I hate those damn things.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 01:24:12 AM
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what. 

I hate those damn things.

So do I.  I wanted to smash some guy's skull with it yesterday though.  So I guess it can come in handy. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 01:25:31 AM
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what. 

I hate those damn things.

So do I.  I wanted to smash some guy's skull with it yesterday though.  So I guess it can come in handy. 

Did you watch a lot of wrestling in your life?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 01:26:45 AM
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what. 

I hate those damn things.

So do I.  I wanted to smash some guy's skull with it yesterday though.  So I guess it can come in handy. 

Did you watch a lot of wrestling in your life?  :lol:

Yes.

Went to Wrestlemania in March.  Smackdown/ECW last November, and RAW last June.

Shut up.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 01:30:55 AM
Good times.  :lol:

There are always good quote that come out of those:

"You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16 ... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!"

and...

"You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass!" (Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon)

and...

"Sportsmanship...what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your ass to church!"
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 30, 2008, 01:54:09 AM
those guys are actually some of the best actors you will find out there.  to think that they are supposed to maintain character all the time, no matter what.  although there are some notable exceptions when they did break with the storyline and character.  like when benoit when schizo.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 30, 2008, 03:00:57 AM
(http://blogs.allocine.fr/blogsdatas/mdata/3/3/3/Z20030403093721417852333/img/1f7e69797d1bb9380ebb20df077010d1.jpg)

:lol:

oh gawd, i luv ace ventura

NONSENSE POOPY PANTS!!!
[youtube=425,350]ZQTAuz6FAq0[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQTAuz6FAq0
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 03:04:27 AM
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike a glove-uh!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 30, 2008, 03:05:19 AM
"peanuth?"

"no thanks.  i already have one.  its quite large but i consider it a carry on."
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 30, 2008, 03:06:33 AM
"peanuth?"

"no thanks.  i already have one.  its quite large but i consider it a carry on."

must say,....that one went waaay over my head when i was 12yo. :D
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Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 09:18:07 AM
Man, those were some crazy movies.   :lol:
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 30, 2008, 05:18:04 PM
http://www.wimp.com/fatbunny/
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 02:33:39 AM
Clusterfuck.  :x

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2402/2252654893_6f9eacdc92_o.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:34:45 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 01, 2008, 02:35:56 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:37:27 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?

If I were alone, yes.  But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 01, 2008, 02:38:27 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?

If I were alone, yes.  But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...

quite. 

but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:40:26 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?

If I were alone, yes.  But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...

quite. 

but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?

Stop ruining my fantasy.   :x
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 02:43:08 AM
You'd have to watch out for crazy people braking suddenly for no reason, while all that is happening.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:44:11 AM
You'd have to watch out for crazy people braking suddenly for no reason, while all that is happening.  :lol:

I won't be the one driving, honey... :twisted:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 02:45:54 AM
You'd have to watch out for crazy people braking suddenly for no reason, while all that is happening.  :lol:

I won't be the one driving, honey... :twisted:

Oh I see.  :D
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:47:48 AM
You'd have to watch out for crazy people braking suddenly for no reason, while all that is happening.  :lol:

I won't be the one driving, honey... :twisted:

Oh I see.  :D

I was looking for a picture with the caption "You see what I did there?" but I came across this and now I can't stop laughing.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/qp2jvs.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 02:48:28 AM
Haha.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:51:08 AM
Oh God I want to use that thing to scare the fuck out of someone... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 01, 2008, 02:51:53 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?

If I were alone, yes.  But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...

quite. 

but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?

Stop ruining my fantasy.   :x

if you were in the middle of something...important...i apologize.  one should not be interrupted.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:52:43 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?

If I were alone, yes.  But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...

quite. 

but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?

Stop ruining my fantasy.   :x

if you were in the middle of something...important...i apologize.  one should not be interrupted.

I may or may not have my hand in my pants...
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 01, 2008, 02:53:58 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?

If I were alone, yes.  But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...

quite. 

but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?

Stop ruining my fantasy.   :x

if you were in the middle of something...important...i apologize.  one should not be interrupted.

I may or may not have my hand in my pants...

ok, i think i am off to bed now, with dreams of

things.  wonderful wonderful things.  oh my.  the pictures.  wow.

in my head.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:57:44 AM
For all he knows I could be knitting a sweater right now... :P
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 01, 2008, 02:58:40 AM
For all he knows I could be knitting a sweater right now... :P

dont see how that matters.  i can plce whatever wonderful images of beautiful women i want in there.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:59:15 AM
For all he knows I could be knitting a sweater right now... :P

dont see how that matters.  i can plce whatever wonderful images of beautiful women i want in there.

ENJOY!
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 01, 2008, 03:00:01 AM
For all he knows I could be knitting a sweater right now... :P

dont see how that matters.  i can plce whatever wonderful images of beautiful women i want in there.

ENJOY!

yeah, i am.  for sure.  ohhh my.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 03:03:43 AM
For all he knows I could be knitting a sweater right now... :P

dont see how that matters.  i can plce whatever wonderful images of beautiful women i want in there.

ENJOY!

yeah, i am.  for sure.  ohhh my.

Goddamn, what the fuck are you thinking about?!   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 01, 2008, 03:08:55 AM
Goddamn, what the fuck are you thinking about?!   :lol:

i could tell you, but then id have to fly to florida

edit:  kill you, kill you, fuck.  gotta get that right.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 03:09:27 AM
 :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 03:11:00 AM
*flies through thread*
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 01, 2008, 03:11:38 AM
was the shock for the edit, or original?
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 03:12:03 AM
*flies through thread*

Please tell me you are the bird in that picture, because if you are - I would make hilarious little birdie babies with you.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 03:17:12 AM
*flies through thread*

Please tell me you are the bird in that picture, because if you are - I would make hilarious little birdie babies with you.   :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hi.  :oops:

(http://sdakotabirds.com/species/photos/american_white_pelican.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 03:18:06 AM
Whoops. I had to fix the pic.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 03:18:26 AM
Man...those beaks are gonna hurt during labor.   :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 03:20:32 AM
Man...those beaks are gonna hurt during labor.   :shock:

Yeah. That shit is sharp.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 03:21:17 AM
Man...those beaks are gonna hurt during labor.   :shock:

Yeah. That shit is sharp.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: John Shaw on December 01, 2008, 10:50:05 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=BABIES_pzlktls9lij3eaf1js9p.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 11:17:43 PM
That is a big hand.
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Post by: John Shaw on December 01, 2008, 11:18:24 PM
That is a big hand.

Full of babies.
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Post by: John Shaw on December 01, 2008, 11:18:48 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ronpaul_ovrg13sjxokg40j4fqji.jpg)
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Post by: John Shaw on December 01, 2008, 11:19:13 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=PEEPSHOW_kawqh39wsm8bj734f7iv.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 11:19:43 PM
That is a big hand.

Full of babies.

Indeed.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 11:26:11 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=PEEPSHOW_kawqh39wsm8bj734f7iv.jpg)

Those things are foul. 
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Post by: John Shaw on December 01, 2008, 11:26:49 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=girlfriend_u8i87aktjm6t6clbp7xu.png)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 11:27:41 PM
Haha!
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 11:30:36 PM
When I worked at the hut in the Macy's down here in Port Charlotte, there was a lady at the Clinique counter that had this purple peep pen, and its name was Mr. Peepers.  She would dress it up for holidays and shit, and then the loss prevention guy got annoyed and kidnapped it.  He left a really funny ransom note though. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 11:32:08 PM
When I worked at the hut in the Macy's down here in Port Charlotte, there was a lady at the Clinique counter that had this purple peep pen, and its name was Mr. Peepers.  She would dress it up for holidays and shit, and then the loss prevention guy got annoyed and kidnapped it.  He left a really funny ransom note though. 

Did she threaten to burn down the mall if she didn't get it back?
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 11:32:55 PM
When I worked at the hut in the Macy's down here in Port Charlotte, there was a lady at the Clinique counter that had this purple peep pen, and its name was Mr. Peepers.  She would dress it up for holidays and shit, and then the loss prevention guy got annoyed and kidnapped it.  He left a really funny ransom note though. 

Did she threaten to burn down the mall if she didn't get it back?

No, they were friends, and eventually Mr. Peepers was returned.  And then a Mrs. Peepers appeared.   :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 11:33:59 PM
When I worked at the hut in the Macy's down here in Port Charlotte, there was a lady at the Clinique counter that had this purple peep pen, and its name was Mr. Peepers.  She would dress it up for holidays and shit, and then the loss prevention guy got annoyed and kidnapped it.  He left a really funny ransom note though. 

Did she threaten to burn down the mall if she didn't get it back?

No, they were friends, and eventually Mr. Peepers was returned.  And then a Mrs. Peepers appeared.   :shock:

Oh sheeeat!  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 11:39:11 PM
When I worked at the hut in the Macy's down here in Port Charlotte, there was a lady at the Clinique counter that had this purple peep pen, and its name was Mr. Peepers.  She would dress it up for holidays and shit, and then the loss prevention guy got annoyed and kidnapped it.  He left a really funny ransom note though. 

Did she threaten to burn down the mall if she didn't get it back?

No, they were friends, and eventually Mr. Peepers was returned.  And then a Mrs. Peepers appeared.   :shock:

Oh sheeeat!  :lol:

That's right, negroe. 
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Post by: John Shaw on December 01, 2008, 11:43:14 PM
A PICTURE OF MY HOUSE.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ScreenShot00000_blys1r6t05aaluk7inrp.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 11:44:23 PM
They're replicating!  :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 11:44:55 PM
They're replicating!  :shock:

Oh shi-
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Post by: John Shaw on December 01, 2008, 11:48:14 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=CIMG1752JPG_8j4a4hhpthoqycpec69x.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 11:49:18 PM
I don't even want to know what the fuck it is that's going on there. 
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Post by: John Shaw on December 01, 2008, 11:50:46 PM
I don't even want to know what the fuck it is that's going on there. 

Watch movies that are more than two weeks old.  :P

He's dressed as Fletch.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 11:51:22 PM
I don't even want to know what the fuck it is that's going on there. 

Watch movies that are more than two weeks old.  :P

He's dressed as Fletch.

I usually don't watch any movies. 
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Post by: John Shaw on December 01, 2008, 11:52:12 PM
I don't even want to know what the fuck it is that's going on there. 

Watch movies that are more than two weeks old.  :P

He's dressed as Fletch.

I usually don't watch any movies. 

And that, is why you FAIL. - A character from a movie.

(http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=6581)
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Post by: John Shaw on December 01, 2008, 11:54:57 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=weird_8arshshpphnu5tctz485.jpg)
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Post by: JWI on December 01, 2008, 11:55:14 PM
(http://shackpics.com/files/vrOOOMmmm_831jsx3hezaj16vdoklf.gif)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 11:56:09 PM
I don't even want to know what the fuck it is that's going on there. 

Watch movies that are more than two weeks old.  :P

He's dressed as Fletch.

I usually don't watch any movies. 

And that, is why you FAIL. - A character from a movie.

(http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=6581)

I can't sit still long enough to watch them. 
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Post by: JWI on December 01, 2008, 11:57:39 PM
(http://shackpics.com/files/hillary2_6kxgk01tmhcwoacdvn07.jpg)
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Post by: John Shaw on December 01, 2008, 11:58:35 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=wuh6mqdsxl2ft7bn12pb.jpg)
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 02, 2008, 12:00:04 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ronpaul_ovrg13sjxokg40j4fqji.jpg)


:lol: :lol: :lol:

i think it's so bad, because i was hoping/voting for him during the primary season

,...but that picture just made me laffsomuch right now.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 12:00:38 AM
Ack.  Too many women, I can't keep it all straight.   :lol:
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Post by: YixilTesiphon on December 02, 2008, 12:41:00 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=PEEPSHOW_kawqh39wsm8bj734f7iv.jpg)

Those things are foul. 

I once came up with the brilliant idea of doing "peep shots" - put a peep in a shot of vodka, let it soak it up, go to town. It doesn't work. But I convinced about six other people to try it.

I also convinced people that dipping Nilla wafers in vodka is a good idea.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 02, 2008, 12:46:08 AM
It's fun to put peeps into a vacuum pump.  :lol:

[youtube=425,350]lfNJJEdKgLU[/youtube]
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 12:46:21 AM
Not even vodka could make those taste good.  I think the only thing worse is circus peanuts.   :shock:
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Post by: CaL DaVe on December 02, 2008, 12:48:44 AM
It's fun to put peeps into a vacuum pump.  :lol:

 :lol: Pier the stunt bunny  :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 02, 2008, 12:50:05 AM
It's fun to put peeps into a vacuum pump.  :lol:

 :lol: Pier the stunt bunny  :lol:

Hehe.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 12:50:43 AM
It's fun to put peeps into a vacuum pump.  :lol:

[youtube=425,350]lfNJJEdKgLU[/youtube]

Something tells me that you should not be left unsupervised with peeps and the vacuum cleaner.   :lol:

Also, +1 to the doofus in the video for the Pierre and Marie reference.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 02, 2008, 03:42:09 AM
'sup!

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3139/3030021252_24ba6b6a50_o.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 02, 2008, 03:43:21 AM
Something tells me that you should not be left unsupervised with peeps and the vacuum cleaner.   :lol:

Also, +1 to the doofus in the video for the Pierre and Marie reference.   :lol:

I want to try putting a sponge in there.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 09:34:35 AM
Something tells me that you should not be left unsupervised with peeps and the vacuum cleaner.   :lol:

Also, +1 to the doofus in the video for the Pierre and Marie reference.   :lol:

I want to try putting a sponge in there.

Like, the kind that I use to wash my dishes with in the kitchen?  Or the contraceptive sponge kind?   Or one that's alive?   :lol:
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Post by: Taors on December 02, 2008, 09:47:35 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ronpaul_ovrg13sjxokg40j4fqji.jpg)


:lol: :lol: :lol:

i think it's so bad, because i was hoping/voting for him during the primary season

,...but that picture just made me laffsomuch right now.

Why?
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 09:54:29 AM
I have excellent news.  I just received a Chinese scam e-mail.   :D

"Complement of the day,

Although you might be apprehensive about my email as we have not met before,My name is Mr Song Li I work with the Hang Seng Bank.I have a business proposal in the tune of $19.5m to be transferred to an offshore account with your assistance. And the ratio 30% for you.Should you be interested Please treat this business with utmost Confidentiality and send me the following:

Full names,
private phone number,
current residential address,

Kind Regards,
Mr. Song Li."

 :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 02, 2008, 12:13:47 PM
I have excellent news.  I just received a Chinese scam e-mail.   :D

"Complement of the day,

Although you might be apprehensive about my email as we have not met before,My name is Mr Song Li I work with the Hang Seng Bank.I have a business proposal in the tune of $19.5m to be transferred to an offshore account with your assistance. And the ratio 30% for you.Should you be interested Please treat this business with utmost Confidentiality and send me the following:

Full names,
private phone number,
current residential address,

Kind Regards,
Mr. Song Li."

 :lol:

wow, its like they aren't even fucking trying anymore.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 01:26:24 PM
I was rolling man, I never get those things.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 02, 2008, 01:31:15 PM
gmail FTW
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 04:24:26 PM
NEWSFLASH!


































Christmas shopping is a pain in my ass. 
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 04:40:06 PM
Christmas shopping is a pain in my ass.

Some may be inclined to take that the "wrong" way.

Uhh...I don't get it.   :?
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 04:49:34 PM
Christmas shopping is a pain in my ass.

Some may be inclined to take that the "wrong" way.

Uhh...I don't get it.   :?

Your ass is a regular fixation round these 'ere parts, darlin'.

Oy!

*facepalm*
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 04:54:32 PM
:lol:

I thought my boobs were the big deal.  Not my ass.   :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 05:07:26 PM
Widening of the target demographics.

I...see.   :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 09:10:09 PM
BUMP!

BECAUSE...

X-FILES ON DVD!  SQUEE!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41T6jJqjkmL._SS500_.jpg)

http://www.amazon.com/X-Files-Believe-Three-Disc-Special-Digital/dp/B001G7PSN0/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1228270092&sr=8-1
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 02, 2008, 09:24:52 PM
oh jeebus.

silly girl
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 09:26:40 PM
oh jeebus.

silly girl

Blasphemer. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 02, 2008, 10:59:15 PM
hardly.  I loved the x-files back in the day.  I just never got to watch because of football games.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 11:01:05 PM
hardly.  I loved the x-files back in the day.  I just never got to watch because of football games.

I was actually a little disappointed with the movie.  There were no aliens.

Yes I know, yada yada yada, it wasn't all about the aliens.

PHOOEY.  I demand some fucking aliens. 

But I need to have it to complete the collection.  It's a small collection because I just have the first X-Files movie on DVD, but a collection none the less.   :P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 02, 2008, 11:17:37 PM
Yeah I thought there were going to be aliens, too.  :x
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 02, 2008, 11:21:02 PM
a single movie is hardly a collection
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 11:25:46 PM
Shut the fuck up or I'll beat you like my red-headed stepchild.  :-P
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on December 02, 2008, 11:44:36 PM
My voice is flatter than David Duchovny's. :-P
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Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2008, 11:44:58 PM
My voice is flatter than David Duchovny's. :-P

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 12:15:04 AM
oh oh, I am being opressed because I AM a red-headed step child!  now we'll see the violence inherent in the system.  OPRESSED OPRESSED!!
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 12:15:27 AM
oh oh, I am being opressed because I AM a red-headed step child!  now we'll see the violence inherent in the system.  OPRESSED OPRESSED!!

That's right. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 12:29:14 AM
right, I expected you to completely miss the reference.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 12:29:33 AM
right, I expected you to completely miss the reference.

Then why do you bother? 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 12:48:20 AM
right, I expected you to completely miss the reference.

Then why do you bother? 

in the hopes that maybe, some day, you may find my off beat brand of humour through atrocious geeky pop culture references at least a little on the cute side.

or something.
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Post by: hellbilly on December 03, 2008, 12:55:06 AM
Come sit, come sit.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 12:57:31 AM
NO SITTING! 
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Post by: hellbilly on December 03, 2008, 02:39:33 AM
*pat pat pats the seat cushion next to me*
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 02:39:54 AM
NO! 
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 12:43:05 PM
I've never seen Monty Python.

(I know, I know)
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 12:58:05 PM
how do you know she is a witch?
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Post by: BonerJoe on December 03, 2008, 12:58:26 PM
how do you know she is a witch?

She has tits, but does not show them.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 12:59:07 PM
I'll give you some witch...

Or something.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 12:59:39 PM
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.

and therefore?
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 03, 2008, 03:36:27 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ronpaul_ovrg13sjxokg40j4fqji.jpg)


:lol: :lol: :lol:

i think it's so bad, because i was hoping/voting for him during the primary season

,...but that picture just made me laffsomuch right now.

Why?

because he's just sitting there.
alone.

and while not physically pushed into a corner, he is cornered in the shot.
the posture captured is also interesting.  it doesn't exactly convey authoritative personality.
(authoritative in the context that this is a man who was campaigning at a chance to be elected to a high political office)
and it's just so empty.  you can almost hear crickets.
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 03, 2008, 03:45:11 PM
FUUCK!  soup is hot!  :x
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 04:05:54 PM
every time I see that pic of RP it makes me want to cry.  he looks positivey defeated, like a broken man almost.
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Post by: John Shaw on December 03, 2008, 04:11:40 PM
every time I see that pic of RP it makes me want to cry.  he looks positivey defeated, like a broken man almost.

It's the look on the face of most people who've been Libertarians for more than, say, fifteen years or so.

See?

(http://home.comcast.net/~archindividual/Enraged_John.jpg)
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 03, 2008, 04:13:06 PM
every time I see that pic of RP it makes me want to cry.  he looks positivey defeated, like a broken man almost.

he's grieving at the epidemic of blindness that has consumed his country.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 04:19:43 PM
also, wth is up with those shoes?
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 03, 2008, 04:20:24 PM
also, wth is up with those shoes?

:lol: i never noticed that until you pointed it out.

wow.  yeah.  idk.
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Post by: John Shaw on December 03, 2008, 04:21:06 PM
also, wth is up with those shoes?

They look comfortable, and he's an older dude. I don't blame him.

The Libertarian universe is filled with jeans and T-shirts, you know.
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Post by: Riddler on December 03, 2008, 04:29:02 PM
every time I see that pic of RP it makes me want to cry.  he looks positivey defeated, like a broken man almost.

It's the look on the face of most people who've been Libertarians for more than, say, fifteen years or so.

See?

(http://home.comcast.net/~archindividual/Enraged_John.jpg)


no, that's just you after packing 3000 boxes of dvds
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 04:29:44 PM
I understand mr. shaw, but when wearing a suit one should wear a pair of shoes that compliment the wardrobe.
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Post by: John Shaw on December 03, 2008, 04:31:31 PM
I understand mr. shaw, but when wearing a suit one should wear a pair of shoes that compliment the wardrobe.

I grew up in the 80's. We wore a T-shit and a suit jacket with jeans. What the hell do I know?
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 04:34:20 PM
I spent a year wearing parachute pants in the 80s.

I was 6 though.
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Post by: John Shaw on December 03, 2008, 04:36:00 PM
I spent a year wearing parachute pants in the 80s.

I was 6 though.

Yeah but he's semi Libertarian. He can do whatever he wants.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 10:08:56 PM
I wore lace tights under denim shorts.  I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 10:18:34 PM
I wore lace tights under denim shorts.  I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side. 

you havent last that touch, have you?

it is a bad touch, right?  a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.

mmm, lindsey bad touch...
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 10:26:00 PM
I wore lace tights under denim shorts.  I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side. 

you havent last that touch, have you?

it is a bad touch, right?  a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.

mmm, lindsey bad touch...

For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that.  Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work. 

But yes, I do still have that skanky side.  It's not trashy skanky though.  I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention.  No dresses or skirts or anything, really. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 03, 2008, 10:30:41 PM
I wore lace tights under denim shorts.  I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side. 

you havent last that touch, have you?

it is a bad touch, right?  a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.

mmm, lindsey bad touch...

For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that.  Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work. 

But yes, I do still have that skanky side.  It's not trashy skanky though.  I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention.  No dresses or skirts or anything, really. 

HAWT.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 10:31:21 PM
I wore lace tights under denim shorts.  I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side. 

you havent last that touch, have you?

it is a bad touch, right?  a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.

mmm, lindsey bad touch...

For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that.  Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work. 

But yes, I do still have that skanky side.  It's not trashy skanky though.  I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention.  No dresses or skirts or anything, really. 

HAWT.

No, BORING.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 03, 2008, 10:33:11 PM
I wore lace tights under denim shorts.  I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side. 

you havent last that touch, have you?

it is a bad touch, right?  a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.

mmm, lindsey bad touch...

For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that.  Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work. 

But yes, I do still have that skanky side.  It's not trashy skanky though.  I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention.  No dresses or skirts or anything, really. 

HAWT.

No, BORING.   :lol:

We are in disagreement.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 10:34:14 PM
I wore lace tights under denim shorts.  I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side. 

you havent last that touch, have you?

it is a bad touch, right?  a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.

mmm, lindsey bad touch...

For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that.  Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work. 

But yes, I do still have that skanky side.  It's not trashy skanky though.  I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention.  No dresses or skirts or anything, really. 

HAWT.

No, BORING.   :lol:

We are in disagreement.

What should we do?   :shock:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 10:36:24 PM
I wore lace tights under denim shorts.  I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side. 

you havent last that touch, have you?

it is a bad touch, right?  a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.

mmm, lindsey bad touch...

For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that.  Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work. 

But yes, I do still have that skanky side.  It's not trashy skanky though.  I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention.  No dresses or skirts or anything, really. 

HAWT.

No, BORING.   :lol:

We are in disagreement.

to hell with her disagreement, i agree with you 100%
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 03, 2008, 10:36:49 PM
I wore lace tights under denim shorts.  I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side. 

you havent last that touch, have you?

it is a bad touch, right?  a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.

mmm, lindsey bad touch...

For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that.  Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work. 

But yes, I do still have that skanky side.  It's not trashy skanky though.  I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention.  No dresses or skirts or anything, really. 

HAWT.

No, BORING.   :lol:

We are in disagreement.

What should we do?   :shock:

I propose the rough sex.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 10:40:03 PM
I'll think about it.







































Okay I thought about it. 




































Fabulous plan.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 03, 2008, 10:41:23 PM
Excellent.  :D
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 10:45:51 PM
I'm waiting... :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 03, 2008, 10:51:14 PM
I'm waiting... :lol:

Me too.  :D
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 10:58:23 PM
I'm waiting... :lol:

Me too.  :D

Oy!  Men!   :P
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 11:00:09 PM
I'm waiting... :lol:

Me too.  :D

Oy!  Men!   :P

if you don't put forth some effort on your own part, how is it worth anything?
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 11:01:51 PM
I'm waiting... :lol:

Me too.  :D

Oy!  Men!   :P

if you don't put forth some effort on your own part, how is it worth anything?

You hush.  This isn't a three-way.   :P

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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 11:12:06 PM
I'm waiting... :lol:

Me too.  :D

Oy!  Men!   :P

if you don't put forth some effort on your own part, how is it worth anything?

You hush.  This isn't a three-way.   :P



i am not trying to get involved, just trying to help a brotha out
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Post by: John Shaw on December 03, 2008, 11:13:43 PM
Made this one. Feel free to use it.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Rhino_kti0ugsl7p7gqd5iqvzj.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2008, 11:15:54 PM
i would rather see an animated gif with the cross between an elephant and a rhino.  the elephino
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Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2008, 11:18:02 PM
That had better not be a fat joke... :lol:


I'm kidding, yo. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 02:17:27 AM
T-Shirt Hell's early December Thing!

"Have you heard? Gas is relatively affordable again. And your local church is just sitting there, not burning. Just putting that out there.

Anyway, the latest thing is here, ready to disappoint as always. To go along with the usual news and hate, we've also included an article about the Oscars. Yeah, it's boring; but unlike the Oscars, at least it won't be boring for five hours.

Or you can check out our new shirts. We've added one about the good times ahead, and one about the fun of not giving a hoot. Also, a shirt that shows how a single E can make the difference between horrible music and a horrible crime, and a shirt about what Santa is really up to while you're dreaming of sugar plum fairies doing inappropriate things. We've also brought back some Christmas classics. Check 'em out.

We are dropping the price of gift-wrap to just $4 a pack and it is going fast.  This is the last year we will be selling it so get some of the most sick and twisted gift-wrap ever created while you still can. "

 :D
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 02:21:37 AM
T-Shirt Hell's early December Thing!

"Have you heard? Gas is relatively affordable again. And your local church is just sitting there, not burning. Just putting that out there.

Anyway, the latest thing is here, ready to disappoint as always. To go along with the usual news and hate, we've also included an article about the Oscars. Yeah, it's boring; but unlike the Oscars, at least it won't be boring for five hours.

Or you can check out our new shirts. We've added one about the good times ahead, and one about the fun of not giving a hoot. Also, a shirt that shows how a single E can make the difference between horrible music and a horrible crime, and a shirt about what Santa is really up to while you're dreaming of sugar plum fairies doing inappropriate things. We've also brought back some Christmas classics. Check 'em out.

We are dropping the price of gift-wrap to just $4 a pack and it is going fast.  This is the last year we will be selling it so get some of the most sick and twisted gift-wrap ever created while you still can. "

 :D

they used to have a onesy on t-shirt hell i wanted to get for my kids:

"now that i have survived, i'm pro-choice"
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 02:25:51 AM
I must have...

THIS ONE!

(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1186/a1186_bm.gif)

 :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 02:33:29 AM
I must have...

THIS ONE!

(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1186/a1186_bm.gif)

 :lol:

i will get it for you in exchange for the beanie.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 02:36:23 AM
I must have...

THIS ONE!

(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1186/a1186_bm.gif)

 :lol:

i will get it for you in exchange for the beanie.

Beanies are gone, dawg.  One of my buddies from LensCrafters bought them both this morning. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 02:37:05 AM
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 02:38:02 AM
I must have...

THIS ONE!

(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1186/a1186_bm.gif)

 :lol:

i will get it for you in exchange for the beanie.

Beanies are gone, dawg.  One of my buddies from LensCrafters bought them both this morning. 

well, then

NO SHIRT FOR YOU!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 02:38:14 AM
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie.  It was most excellent.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 02:40:33 AM
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie.  It was most excellent.   :lol:

I think I have a fur hat from Ukraine somewhere.  :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 02:41:26 AM
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie.  It was most excellent.   :lol:

I think I have a fur hat from Ukraine somewhere.  :shock:

Can I wear it?   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on December 04, 2008, 02:42:11 AM
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie.  It was most excellent.   :lol:

I think I have a fur hat from Ukraine somewhere.  :shock:

Your great grandpa's taxadermied chest hair does not count as a hat.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 02:43:06 AM
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie.  It was most excellent.   :lol:

I think I have a fur hat from Ukraine somewhere.  :shock:

Can I wear it?   :lol:

Sure.

Your great grandpa's taxadermied chest hair does not count as a hat.

That's not what the stores in Ukraine think.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 02:44:06 AM
THAT MAKES IT EVEN MOAR EXCELLENT! 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 03:32:16 AM
http://tinyurl.com/5jv5qy (http://tinyurl.com/5jv5qy)

go watch it.  funny.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 02:23:02 PM
Art.

(http://www.blackblobs.com/images/0100230708JESUS81close-b.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 02:26:36 PM
I can play that game, biotch

ART
(http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Rhodes/9574/garfunkel_blueshirt_blkbgr.gif)
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Post by: CaL DaVe on December 04, 2008, 02:44:07 PM
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.
.

If I wear a beenie I look like an ese from the bario.

People get scared of me cause I look like a gangster.

Sometimes I like to scare people in that way...even though I'm a good guy.  8)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 02:45:47 PM
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.
.

If I wear a beenie I look like an ese from the bario.

People get scared of me cause I look like a gangster.

Sometimes I like to scare people in that way...even though I'm a good guy.  8)

i love beanies.  i am wearing one in my profile pic.  i love the damn thing so much that, despite what it has been doing to my cartilage piercing in left ear (hat rides up and YANKS on it, fucking hurts :( ) i still wear the damn thing all the time.

but not when it gets warm.

that is sofa king we tar did.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 02:56:19 PM
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.
.

If I wear a beenie I look like an ese from the bario.

People get scared of me cause I look like a gangster.

Sometimes I like to scare people in that way...even though I'm a good guy.  8)

Haha. You should get one with a visor then. Maybe something like this:

(http://www.danscomp.com/images/products/735131.gif)
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 04, 2008, 02:56:28 PM
T-Shirt Hell's early December Thing!

"Have you heard? Gas is relatively affordable again. And your local church is just sitting there, not burning. Just putting that out there.

Anyway, the latest thing is here, ready to disappoint as always. To go along with the usual news and hate, we've also included an article about the Oscars. Yeah, it's boring; but unlike the Oscars, at least it won't be boring for five hours.

Or you can check out our new shirts. We've added one about the good times ahead, and one about the fun of not giving a hoot. Also, a shirt that shows how a single E can make the difference between horrible music and a horrible crime, and a shirt about what Santa is really up to while you're dreaming of sugar plum fairies doing inappropriate things. We've also brought back some Christmas classics. Check 'em out.

We are dropping the price of gift-wrap to just $4 a pack and it is going fast.  This is the last year we will be selling it so get some of the most sick and twisted gift-wrap ever created while you still can. "

 :D

they used to have a onesy on t-shirt hell i wanted to get for my kids:

"now that i have survived, i'm pro-choice"

hell, id wear that shirt now.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 02:57:10 PM
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.
.

If I wear a beenie I look like an ese from the bario.

People get scared of me cause I look like a gangster.

Sometimes I like to scare people in that way...even though I'm a good guy.  8)

Haha. You should get one with a visor then. Maybe something like this:

(http://www.danscomp.com/images/products/735131.gif)

visors phail.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 02:58:01 PM
visors phail.

I disagree.
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 04, 2008, 03:00:27 PM
visors phail.

I disagree.

i like the beanie.

love it actually.

i don't mind the visors...
but i'm not hip enough to pull that one off.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 03:02:49 PM
visors phail.

I disagree.

well, on me visors phail.  my face is fairly round and visors tend to enhance that.
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Post by: CaL DaVe on December 04, 2008, 03:09:44 PM
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.
.

If I wear a beenie I look like an ese from the bario.

People get scared of me cause I look like a gangster.

Sometimes I like to scare people in that way...even though I'm a good guy.  8)

Haha. You should get one with a visor then. Maybe something like this:

(http://www.danscomp.com/images/products/735131.gif)

I cannot bring myself to wear one of those. I've tried but I think I look fruity. I prefer the tough look.

Luckily in my part of California, the coldest it gets is about around 30 degrees. So it is not a necessity.
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Post by: Laetitia on December 04, 2008, 03:18:01 PM

For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that.  Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work. 

But yes, I do still have that skanky side.  It's not trashy skanky though.  I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention.  No dresses or skirts or anything, really. 

Lindsey - you have to wear a dress every once in a while. Makes people wonder what the hell you're up to.
Just make sure you don't tell them what that is.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 06:10:08 PM
I like the warm glow.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2391/2449377038_3d803e6db0_b.jpg)
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on December 04, 2008, 06:18:33 PM
Yay for quantum effects of vacuum tubes. :3
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 06:24:03 PM
Yay for quantum effects of vacuum tubes. :3

It's very electrifying.  :)
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 06:26:10 PM
why can't they make both left and right detour signs?

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/271460.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1228434526&Signature=CLzdFUz2meZ6FrjGbC9haPaQaPo%3D)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 06:27:23 PM

For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that.  Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work. 

But yes, I do still have that skanky side.  It's not trashy skanky though.  I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention.  No dresses or skirts or anything, really. 

Lindsey - you have to wear a dress every once in a while. Makes people wonder what the hell you're up to.
Just make sure you don't tell them what that is.

I think the last time I wore one, was when I was in someone's wedding.   :lol:
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Post by: hellbilly on December 04, 2008, 06:29:09 PM
I like the warm glow.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2391/2449377038_3d803e6db0_b.jpg)

I need that in my old radio project, which by the way isn't as grand as I'd hoped for so far... world's biggest iPhone dock at the moment.

I'm wearing a beanie too, the small "skullcap" kind that is too short to fold up.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on December 04, 2008, 06:57:29 PM
Yay for quantum effects of vacuum tubes. :3

It's very electrifying.  :)

Right now, I believe Intel (or was it IBM) has devised a means of using vacuums to form complex circuitry on modern CPUs as a means to make them smaller, less power hungry, and tolerate higher temperatures. It's sorta funny really, using an old idea at a scale unlike itself. o.o
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 07:06:17 PM
Yay for quantum effects of vacuum tubes. :3

It's very electrifying.  :)

Right now, I believe Intel (or was it IBM) has devised a means of using vacuums to form complex circuitry on modern CPUs as a means to make them smaller, less power hungry, and tolerate higher temperatures. It's sorta funny really, using an old idea at a scale unlike itself. o.o

Is that for quantum computing?
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 07:07:00 PM
Those things look warm. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 07:09:55 PM
Those things look warm. 

It's because there are little dragons living in them.  :P
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 07:11:24 PM
Those things look warm. 

It's because there are little dragons living in them.  :P

science for women
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 07:12:30 PM
Those things look warm. 

It's because there are little dragons living in them.  :P

science for women

I like you better when you're looking at pictures of me because it keeps you quiet. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 07:13:09 PM
Those things look warm. 

It's because there are little dragons living in them.  :P

science for women

I like you better when you're looking at pictures of me because it keeps you quiet. 

:P

i was just being as ass.

although, if you want to share some more...
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 07:14:47 PM
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!

Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 07:16:36 PM
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!

Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.

Don't make me show you what's in my pants right now. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 07:19:02 PM
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!

Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.

Don't make me show you what's in my pants right now. 

Car keys?  :P
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 07:19:25 PM
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!

Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.

wow.  how about that.  and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them.  you learn something new every day.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 07:22:32 PM
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!

Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.

wow.  how about that.  and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them.  you learn something new every day.

Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 07:22:58 PM
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!

Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.

Don't make me show you what's in my pants right now. 

Car keys?  :P

Not even close.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 07:27:25 PM
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!

Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.

Don't make me show you what's in my pants right now. 

Car keys?  :P

Not even close.   :lol:

Well, then I have no idea.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 07:29:08 PM
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!

Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.

Don't make me show you what's in my pants right now. 

Car keys?  :P

Not even close.   :lol:

Well, then I have no idea.  :lol:

My vag, duh.

A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm.  I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows. 
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Post by: Riddler on December 04, 2008, 07:30:15 PM
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!

Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.

wow.  how about that.  and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them.  you learn something new every day.

Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.

i always thought it was ted kennedy shitting his pants
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Post by: CaL DaVe on December 04, 2008, 07:30:24 PM
me and a belly dancer.

Photos in culture thread.  8)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 07:31:02 PM
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!

Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.

Don't make me show you what's in my pants right now. 

Car keys?  :P

Not even close.   :lol:

Well, then I have no idea.  :lol:

My vag, duh.

A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm.  I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows. 

Well, that was just too obvious for me to guess.  :lol:

I believe it.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 07:32:10 PM
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!

Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.

wow.  how about that.  and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them.  you learn something new every day.

Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.

i always thought it was ted kennedy shitting his pants

You might want to publish this theory before someone else does.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 07:34:02 PM
rainbowth. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 07:46:01 PM
A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm.  I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows. 

wait, am i understanding you right in that, you are at your friends house and while there are on her computer and posting to the bbs?  wow.  that is dedication.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 07:59:07 PM
A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm.  I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows. 

wait, am i understanding you right in that, you are at your friends house and while there are on her computer and posting to the bbs?  wow.  that is dedication.

She's playing a video game at the foot of the bed, and I'm on her laptop.  She has two computers anyway.  We just had dinner and made fun of the Jews. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 08:01:11 PM
A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm.  I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows. 

wait, am i understanding you right in that, you are at your friends house and while there are on her computer and posting to the bbs?  wow.  that is dedication.

She's playing a video game at the foot of the bed, and I'm on her laptop.  She has two computers anyway.  We just had dinner and made fun of the Jews. 

its funny you made fun of the jews around the same time i bumped a two year old poll i posted about barbara streisand for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 08:03:30 PM
A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm.  I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows. 

wait, am i understanding you right in that, you are at your friends house and while there are on her computer and posting to the bbs?  wow.  that is dedication.

She's playing a video game at the foot of the bed, and I'm on her laptop.  She has two computers anyway.  We just had dinner and made fun of the Jews. 

its funny you made fun of the jews around the same time i bumped a two year old poll i posted about barbara streisand for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Her kid brother laughs to the point of choking whenever someone mentions the Jews.  We had to cover his mouth in the movie theater once when they showed a preview of a movie about World War II.   :lol:

He's written the word "PIE" on their white board in the dining room, as a message to the crazy lady to get her ass in the kitchen and make us some damn pie, and I wrote "JEWS...and pie!" instead.  He's easily amused, but it works. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 08:06:27 PM
Oh great, all this Jew talk made me hungry for matzo-ball soup.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 08:07:50 PM
Oh great, all this Jew talk made me hungry for matzo-ball soup.

Something you'd like to tell us?   :P

I have a taco you can munch on...
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 08:10:20 PM
Oh great, all this Jew talk made me hungry for matzo-ball soup.

Something you'd like to tell us?   :P

I have a taco you can munch on...

Mmmm. I'm suddenly hungry for tacos!
Strange...  :P
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 08:10:50 PM
I figured you would be. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 08:12:10 PM
I figured you would be. 

 :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 08:17:48 PM
I figured you would be. 

 :lol:

I had the workings of a great taco sauce joke but then I got distracted by a giant snowman on Stephanie's video game that cries smaller snowmen of doom, as she calls them. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 08:20:27 PM
I figured you would be. 

 :lol:

I had the workings of a great taco sauce joke but then I got distracted by a giant snowman on Stephanie's video game that cries smaller snowmen of doom, as she calls them. 

if it deals with tangy red sauce and lunar cycles...

yummy
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 08:22:07 PM
I figured you would be. 

 :lol:

I had the workings of a great taco sauce joke but then I got distracted by a giant snowman on Stephanie's video game that cries smaller snowmen of doom, as she calls them. 

if it deals with tangy red sauce and lunar cycles...

yummy

Stephanie:  THAT BITCH BLEW ME UP!   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 08:24:02 PM
Now she screams "WILL YOU KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, BITCH?!  THAT BITCH IS GOING TO WIN!  FUCKING LINDA!  DIE IN A FIRE YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

This game is called Snowboard Kids.   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 08:26:40 PM
"OH LOOK LINDA!  GHOST!"

I lol'd

"THAT BITCH BEAT BY TWO CENTIMETERS" 

"EAT MY SHORTS!"

"Oh look, there's Linda!"

"TRIP YOU FATASS!"

I can't breathe.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 08:37:36 PM
I think she has problems
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 08:38:30 PM
I think she has problems

Me too.  She's starting to sound like me.  She called the character a Jewbag. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 04, 2008, 08:39:26 PM
oh fuck.
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Post by: gibson042 on December 04, 2008, 08:51:52 PM
wow.  how about that.  and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them.  you learn something new every day.

Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.

THEY HAVE A NAME (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell%27s_demon).
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 08:53:18 PM
wow.  how about that.  and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them.  you learn something new every day.

Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.

THEY HAVE A NAME (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell%27s_demon).

Oh shit...  :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 10:41:14 PM
wow.  how about that.  and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them.  you learn something new every day.

Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.

THEY HAVE A NAME (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell%27s_demon).

Oh shit...  :shock:

Nerds. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 10:44:19 PM
wow.  how about that.  and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them.  you learn something new every day.

Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.

THEY HAVE A NAME (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell%27s_demon).

Oh shit...  :shock:

Nerds. 

Oh yeah? What if I drink this?
(http://www.lowb.org/alan/frink/images/Frink-Drinking_Elixir.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 10:45:04 PM
I have no idea what that is, but it probably would not turn out well for you.   :P

Here, have some water instead.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 10:46:29 PM
I have no idea what that is, but it probably would not turn out well for you.   :P

Here, have some water instead.   :lol:

It's Professor Frink's love elixir. It's from an old Simpson's episode.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 10:47:19 PM
I have no idea what that is, but it probably would not turn out well for you.   :P

Here, have some water instead.   :lol:

It's Professor Frink's love elixir. It's from an old Simpson's episode.

Pfft.  People don't need elixir to fall in love with me.  I *am* the elixir.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 04, 2008, 10:50:20 PM
I have no idea what that is, but it probably would not turn out well for you.   :P

Here, have some water instead.   :lol:

It's Professor Frink's love elixir. It's from an old Simpson's episode.

Pfft.  People don't need elixir to fall in love with me.  I *am* the elixir.   :lol:

Well, pour yourself in my cup.  :P
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Post by: Lindsey on December 04, 2008, 10:51:10 PM
I have no idea what that is, but it probably would not turn out well for you.   :P

Here, have some water instead.   :lol:

It's Professor Frink's love elixir. It's from an old Simpson's episode.

Pfft.  People don't need elixir to fall in love with me.  I *am* the elixir.   :lol:

Well, pour yourself in my cup.  :P

 :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 05, 2008, 03:22:01 AM
I'll start early.
Me at age 1.

(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9356/img036gb9.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on December 05, 2008, 04:18:49 AM
If only the car had SUDDENTLY TURNED ON AND SHIFTED TO FULL THROTTLE at that moment in time....
...
..





humanity would have been saved.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 05, 2008, 07:50:39 AM
If only the car had SUDDENTLY TURNED ON AND SHIFTED TO FULL THROTTLE at that moment in time....
...
..





humanity would have been saved.

Hahaha!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2008, 08:31:50 AM
ONOES!  BABEH JIZZY!   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on December 05, 2008, 08:37:53 AM
I'll start early.
Me at age 1.

(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9356/img036gb9.jpg)


dude, were you working at los alamos?
or a nuclear reactor?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 05, 2008, 09:52:24 AM
ONOES!  BABEH JIZZY!   :shock:

That baby was planning some evil shit.

dude, were you working at los alamos?
or a nuclear reactor?

Not those two, but close. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 12:52:19 AM
What kind of evil shit?  And is this all we get?   :shock:

Also...my new pajamas came today.  Everyone rejoice. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 12:55:21 AM
What kind of evil shit?  And is this all we get?   :shock:

Also...my new pajamas came today.  Everyone rejoice. 

I was going to jack that windshield wiper.  :lol: There will be more later.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 01:06:04 AM
What kind of evil shit?  And is this all we get?   :shock:

Also...my new pajamas came today.  Everyone rejoice. 

I was going to jack that windshield wiper.  :lol: There will be more later.

How much later?   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 01:07:45 AM
What kind of evil shit?  And is this all we get?   :shock:

Also...my new pajamas came today.  Everyone rejoice. 

I was going to jack that windshield wiper.  :lol: There will be more later.

How much later?   :shock:

After I restore them to decent quality.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 01:10:45 AM
What kind of evil shit?  And is this all we get?   :shock:

Also...my new pajamas came today.  Everyone rejoice. 

I was going to jack that windshield wiper.  :lol: There will be more later.

How much later?   :shock:

After I restore them to decent quality.

Are you done yet?  I'm very impatient when I don't get what I want.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 01:23:42 AM
What kind of evil shit?  And is this all we get?   :shock:

Also...my new pajamas came today.  Everyone rejoice. 

I was going to jack that windshield wiper.  :lol: There will be more later.

How much later?   :shock:

After I restore them to decent quality.

Are you done yet?  I'm very impatient when I don't get what I want.   :P

In due time.  :)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 01:24:56 AM
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 01:27:01 AM
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE?  :lol:

 :wink:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on December 06, 2008, 01:46:55 AM
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE?  :lol:
Send me some first.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 01:47:58 AM
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE?  :lol:
Send me some first.

I'm invisible. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on December 06, 2008, 01:48:59 AM
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE?  :lol:
Send me some first.

I'm invisible. 

Not in mah head.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 01:50:02 AM
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE?  :lol:
Send me some first.

I'm invisible. 

Not in mah head.

Well, in MY head I look like a Victoria's Secret model, so it looks like we both have delusions.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on December 06, 2008, 01:51:49 AM
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE?  :lol:
Send me some first.

I'm invisible. 

Not in mah head.

Well, in MY head I look like a Victoria's Secret model, so it looks like we both have delusions.   :lol:

I'm MY head you look healthy.  8)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 01:57:39 AM
A little too healthy.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on December 06, 2008, 02:00:30 AM
A little too healthy.   :lol:
Naw.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 02:14:48 AM
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE?  :lol:

Give me a min. I'm going to do somthing stupid for lindsey.

 :wink:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 02:18:00 AM
Excellent.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 02:25:13 AM
This is only because there is a hot boob picture of you on here.

Guess who?
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/thSnapshot_20081205_1.jpg)

And yes, I know, this guy has small nipples.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 02:26:16 AM
Hahaha.  Dave is trying to one-up my boobies.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 02:27:42 AM
Hahaha.  Dave is trying to one-up my boobies.   :shock:

Wat?

I would never be able to do that.  :lol:

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on December 06, 2008, 02:28:45 AM
Hahaha.  Dave is trying to one-up my boobies.   :shock:

I guess you need to one-up him back.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 02:29:06 AM
Hahaha.  Dave is trying to one-up my boobies.   :shock:

Wat?

I would never be able to do that.  :lol:



Now you and Dick3 will have to battle it out for the epic win! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 02:31:14 AM
Hahaha.  Dave is trying to one-up my boobies.   :shock:

Wat?

I would never be able to do that.  :lol:



Now you and Dick3 will have to battle it out for the epic win! 

Bring it!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 02:33:26 AM
Don't look at me.  Porc and BJ will be the judges.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 02:35:12 AM
Wait a min....

You mean to tell me that my bod is in the same class as R3?

Oh HEARTACHE!!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 02:36:00 AM
Wait a min....

You mean to tell me that my bod is in the same class as R3?

Oh HEARTACHE!!!!

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 02:39:20 AM
Hahaha.  Dave is trying to one-up my boobies.   :shock:

I guess you need to one-up him back.

This^
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 02:43:08 AM
I've already duct taped the boobies in for the evening.  They've had a long day. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 02:53:23 AM
I post a baby picture and now everyone is stripping. I am very amused my children.  :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 02:58:43 AM
I post a baby picture and now everyone is stripping. I am very amused my children.  :D

The woman demanded someone show her a pic, in all caps no less.

And I think for having that boob picture up, the woman deserved one of us to do something.

P.S. I'm really not conceded, I'm just trying to be fair.

 :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 03:00:42 AM
I post a baby picture and now everyone is stripping. I am very amused my children.  :D

The woman demanded someone show her a pic, in all caps no less.

And I think for having that boob picture up, the woman deserved one of us to do something.

P.S. I'm really not conceded, I'm just trying to be fair.

 :P


You got to do what you go to do.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: YixilTesiphon on December 06, 2008, 03:00:54 AM
I guess this is the cue to share the greatest picture of me ever. (I've probably posted this before.)

(http://photos-g.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v41/61/96/1521481486/n1521481486_30199886_2927.jpg)

I'm on the right. This was when I got third place at the Texas geography bee in 6th grade.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 03:07:43 AM
I post a baby picture and now everyone is stripping. I am very amused my children.  :D

The woman demanded someone show her a pic, in all caps no less.

And I think for having that boob picture up, the woman deserved one of us to do something.

P.S. I'm really not conceded, I'm just trying to be fair.

 :P


Wait...

Which boob picture is the one you think is so great?   :lol:

I guess this is the cue to share the greatest picture of me ever. (I've probably posted this before.)

(http://photos-g.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v41/61/96/1521481486/n1521481486_30199886_2927.jpg)

I'm on the right. This was when I got third place at the Texas geography bee in 6th grade.

OH MY GOD IT'S A TINY LITTLE NIGEL!   :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 03:08:48 AM
Awwww.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 03:11:19 AM
I post a baby picture and now everyone is stripping. I am very amused my children.  :D

The woman demanded someone show her a pic, in all caps no less.

And I think for having that boob picture up, the woman deserved one of us to do something.

P.S. I'm really not conceded, I'm just trying to be fair.

 :P


Wait...

Which boob picture is the one you think is so great?   :lol:


 :lol:

Repost them here numbered 1 thru X

And I'll tell you.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 03:12:13 AM
I just want to pick the tiny Nigel up and carry him around like my pet.   :lol:

I post a baby picture and now everyone is stripping. I am very amused my children.  :D

The woman demanded someone show her a pic, in all caps no less.

And I think for having that boob picture up, the woman deserved one of us to do something.

P.S. I'm really not conceded, I'm just trying to be fair.

 :P


Wait...

Which boob picture is the one you think is so great?   :lol:


 :lol:

Repost them here numbered 1 thru X

And I'll tell you.

One of these other pervs probably has moar pictures of them than I do.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 03:18:32 AM

You're like a little crazy person.  

That looks like a Mini Yix.  

Dude got 3rd place using only 3/4 the brain of the other guys. (those other guys are monsters)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 03:19:17 AM

You're like a little crazy person. 

That looks like a Mini Yix. 

Dude got 3rd place using only 3/4 the brain of the other guys. (those other guys are monsters)

I think maybe they're all the same age, it's just that he was so tiny and cute.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 04:13:58 AM
The ROFLcopter has landed.  :lol:

(http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/5978/img037uu9.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 08:35:38 AM
Oh wow.  The ROFLCOPTER, eh?   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 11:26:23 AM
FYI, RALPH by Ralph Lauren perfume is a tool of Satan.  That is all.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: YixilTesiphon on December 06, 2008, 11:39:44 AM
What does it say on the ROFLcopter?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on December 06, 2008, 12:32:54 PM
We need to get to 96 and this and the Excellent Breasts thread will have the same number of pages.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 12:55:33 PM
Yes...what DOES it say on the ROFLcopter?!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on December 06, 2008, 01:42:22 PM
Yes...what DOES it say on the ROFLcopter?!


"do not trust moose and squirrel"

use fake russian accent
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 01:46:05 PM
We need to get to 96 and this and the Excellent Breasts thread will have the same number of pages.

But that one has gotten to 96 in record time.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 01:49:50 PM
This thread is 285 pages long on my Blackberry.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 03:26:52 PM
What does it say on the ROFLcopter?

It says Aeroflot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot) It used to be a Communist/Socialist government owned airline and now it's owned by their Federal government.

At the front of the ROFLcopter, it's a Russian word for Crimea. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimea)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on December 06, 2008, 03:42:23 PM
What does it say on the ROFLcopter?

It says Aeroflot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot) It used to be a Communist/Socialist government owned airline and now it's owned by their Federal government.

At the front of the ROFLcopter, it's a Russian word for Crimea. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimea)


why are there no weapons systems on it?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 03:46:28 PM
What does it say on the ROFLcopter?

It says Aeroflot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot) It used to be a Communist/Socialist government owned airline and now it's owned by their Federal government.

At the front of the ROFLcopter, it's a Russian word for Crimea. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimea)


why are there no weapons systems on it?

They had to disarm it, because they knew I was coming.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 04:18:46 PM
Hahaha.  Dave is trying to one-up my boobies.   :shock:

I guess you need to one-up him back.

This :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 04:27:00 PM
Hahaha.  Dave is trying to one-up my boobies.   :shock:

I guess you need to one-up him back.

This :D

Stop that!   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on December 06, 2008, 04:28:47 PM
Hahaha.  Dave is trying to one-up my boobies.   :shock:

I guess you need to one-up him back.

This :D

Stop that!   :shock:

I guess you're fine with Dave winning, then.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 04:29:09 PM
Hahaha.  Dave is trying to one-up my boobies.   :shock:

I guess you need to one-up him back.

This :D

Stop that!   :shock:

I guess you're fine with Dave winning, then.

Yes, yes I am. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 04:54:47 PM
Hahaha.  Dave is trying to one-up my boobies.   :shock:

I guess you need to one-up him back.

This :D

Stop that!   :shock:

I guess you're fine with Dave winning, then.

Yes, yes I am. 

I'm just giving you a hard time.

I don't need to win.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 04:55:58 PM
Hmm...I think we all lose, then.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 04:58:24 PM
Hmm...I think we all lose, then.   :shock:

Arnold wins.  :lol:

(http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on December 06, 2008, 04:58:31 PM
Hmm...I think we all lose, then.   :shock:

Unless you win, we all lose.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 04:59:50 PM
Hmm...I think we all lose, then.   :shock:

Unless you win, we all lose.

Wisest thing I've read all week.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 05:00:30 PM
Hmm...I think we all lose, then.   :shock:

Arnold wins.  :lol:

(http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg)

Ew.  Good thing my stomach is empty or I'd lose my lunch. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 05:04:49 PM

Hmmmm...

I see your Arnold,

...and raise you a Serge Nubret

(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9310/sn304oe5.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 05:08:37 PM
Yeah, we all lost. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on December 06, 2008, 05:10:46 PM
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4408/1228599097039lu4.jpg)

The naked dudes thread is over there.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 06, 2008, 05:51:42 PM
The naked dudes thread is over there.

HEY!!

Stay on topic.

"Chaos is the only sensible answer."
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 06:00:33 PM
Oy. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 06:21:41 PM
That girl looks like she's scheming something.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 06:24:10 PM
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 06:43:04 PM
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you. 

I'm too young to die.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 06:47:10 PM
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you. 

I'm too young to die.  :lol:

Don't look at me...I know nothing.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 06:49:45 PM
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you. 

I'm too young to die.  :lol:

Don't look at me...I know nothing.   :P

Yuo muzt save meeee!  :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 06:50:33 PM
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you. 

I'm too young to die.  :lol:

Don't look at me...I know nothing.   :P

Yuo muzt save meeee!  :shock:

How?   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 06:53:58 PM
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you. 

I'm too young to die.  :lol:

Don't look at me...I know nothing.   :P

Yuo muzt save meeee!  :shock:

How?   :lol:

You have to hide me under the covers.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 07:00:19 PM
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you. 

I'm too young to die.  :lol:

Don't look at me...I know nothing.   :P

Yuo muzt save meeee!  :shock:

How?   :lol:

You have to hide me under the covers.  :lol:

Hmm.  Your motives are not pure.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 07:04:49 PM
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you. 

I'm too young to die.  :lol:

Don't look at me...I know nothing.   :P

Yuo muzt save meeee!  :shock:

How?   :lol:

You have to hide me under the covers.  :lol:

Hmm.  Your motives are not pure.   :P

They're pure like baby Jesus.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 07:07:01 PM
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you. 

I'm too young to die.  :lol:

Don't look at me...I know nothing.   :P

Yuo muzt save meeee!  :shock:

How?   :lol:

You have to hide me under the covers.  :lol:

Hmm.  Your motives are not pure.   :P

They're pure like baby Jesus.  :lol:

I shouldn't even have to post that picture of my ass for this one... :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 07:10:27 PM
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you. 

I'm too young to die.  :lol:

Don't look at me...I know nothing.   :P

Yuo muzt save meeee!  :shock:

How?   :lol:

You have to hide me under the covers.  :lol:

Hmm.  Your motives are not pure.   :P

They're pure like baby Jesus.  :lol:

I shouldn't even have to post that picture of my ass for this one... :lol:

Any picture of you pleases the great lord Cthulhu.  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 07:12:04 PM
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 07:13:41 PM
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P

He makes me do things...  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 07:29:38 PM
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P

He makes me do things...  :lol:

Onoes!  What kind of things?   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 07:36:27 PM
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P

He makes me do things...  :lol:

Onoes!  What kind of things?   :shock:

Unholy things that are not even in the Bible.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 06, 2008, 07:37:17 PM
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P

He makes me do things...  :lol:

Onoes!  What kind of things?   :shock:

Unholy things that are not even in the Bible.  :lol:

Does this mean you're not going to tell me? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 07:42:16 PM
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P

He makes me do things...  :lol:

Onoes!  What kind of things?   :shock:

Unholy things that are not even in the Bible.  :lol:

Does this mean you're not going to tell me? 

If I told you, you might never be the same again.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 12:38:27 AM
I just found a picture of Dick3 in another 30 years...

(http://www.boners.com/content/805343.1.jpg)

 :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 12:45:09 AM
Hahaha!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 07, 2008, 01:19:49 AM
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P

He makes me do things...  :lol:

HAHAHA!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 01:23:04 AM
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P

He makes me do things...  :lol:

HAHAHA!

I see you're encouraging these evil behaviors... :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 07, 2008, 01:27:03 AM
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P

He makes me do things...  :lol:

HAHAHA!

I see you're encouraging these evil behaviors... :P

 :)

I, like every other man who reads this, understand where the jizz is coming from.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 01:28:01 AM
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P

He makes me do things...  :lol:

HAHAHA!

I see you're encouraging these evil behaviors... :P

 :)

I, like every other man who reads this, understand where the jizz is coming from.  :lol:

Hahahahahaha.  Well, I suppose I can't fault you for that...I have urges too.   :shock:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 01:31:29 AM
What kind of urges?  :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 01:34:03 AM
What kind of urges?  :D

If I told you, you might never be the same again.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 01:41:52 AM
What kind of urges?  :D

If I told you, you might never be the same again.   :P

I see what you did thar. Touché.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 01:43:03 AM
What kind of urges?  :D

If I told you, you might never be the same again.   :P

I see what you did thar. Touché.  :lol:

That's right, my dear.  You show me yours and I'll show you mine.   :wink:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 07, 2008, 01:46:40 AM
What kind of urges?  :D

If I told you, you might never be the same again.   :P

I see what you did thar. Touché.  :lol:

That's right, my dear.  You show me yours and I'll show you mine.   :wink:
:shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 01:49:17 AM
What kind of urges?  :D

If I told you, you might never be the same again.   :P

I see what you did thar. Touché.  :lol:

That's right, my dear.  You show me yours and I'll show you mine.   :wink:
:shock:

WAT
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 03:38:04 AM
(http://www.boners.com/content/804977.1.jpg)

>

(http://www.vizyonmax.com/dosyalar/richard-gere.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 03:39:16 AM
What kind of urges?  :D

If I told you, you might never be the same again.   :P

I see what you did thar. Touché.  :lol:

That's right, my dear.  You show me yours and I'll show you mine.   :wink:

What do you want to see?  :twisted:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 03:40:35 AM
What kind of urges?  :D

If I told you, you might never be the same again.   :P

I see what you did thar. Touché.  :lol:

That's right, my dear.  You show me yours and I'll show you mine.   :wink:

What do you want to see?  :twisted:

Hmmm...

EVERYTHING.

 :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 04:03:04 AM
What kind of urges?  :D

If I told you, you might never be the same again.   :P

I see what you did thar. Touché.  :lol:

That's right, my dear.  You show me yours and I'll show you mine.   :wink:

What do you want to see?  :twisted:

Hmmm...

EVERYTHING.

 :P

You're giving me interesting ideas.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 07, 2008, 10:27:04 AM
What kind of urges?  :D

If I told you, you might never be the same again.   :P

I see what you did thar. Touché.  :lol:

That's right, my dear.  You show me yours and I'll show you mine.   :wink:

What do you want to see?  :twisted:

Hmmm...

EVERYTHING.

 :P

 :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 10:53:44 AM
What kind of urges?  :D

If I told you, you might never be the same again.   :P

I see what you did thar. Touché.  :lol:

That's right, my dear.  You show me yours and I'll show you mine.   :wink:

What do you want to see?  :twisted:

Hmmm...

EVERYTHING.

 :P

 :shock:

Dave!  Why are you looking at me like that?! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 07, 2008, 01:36:11 PM
What kind of urges?  :D

If I told you, you might never be the same again.   :P

I see what you did thar. Touché.  :lol:

That's right, my dear.  You show me yours and I'll show you mine.   :wink:

What do you want to see?  :twisted:

Hmmm...

EVERYTHING.

 :P

 :shock:

Dave!  Why are you looking at me like that?! 

You want I should look at you like dis instead.

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/l_278b7d6d094b017cbb2a18a564812e-1.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 02:01:53 PM
No, that's even weirder.   :lol:

Seriously though...WAT 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on December 07, 2008, 03:23:50 PM
So Lindsey is trading pics?
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 07, 2008, 03:28:46 PM
So Lindsey is trading pics?

really?  hmmmm.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 07:31:48 PM
So Lindsey is trading pics?

Wouldn't you like to know...?   :P
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 07, 2008, 11:12:37 PM
(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/082306/welcome-to-america.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 11:13:42 PM
(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/082306/welcome-to-america.gif)

Haha! That's awesome.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 11:15:38 PM
Men are so lucky they can point, shoot, and pee on things.  I think it would be hilarious to be able to pee on the bill of rights.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 11:17:47 PM
*prints out Bill of Rights*
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 11:19:21 PM
*prints out Bill of Rights*

 :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 11:22:06 PM
*prints out Bill of Rights*

 :lol:

Think I should laminate that fucker?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 11:23:37 PM
*prints out Bill of Rights*

 :lol:

Think I should laminate that fucker?  :lol:

Only if you intend to pee on it on a regular basis.  If it's a one-time deal, make sure you do this outside...or at least put a tarp down for splatter purposes.  Oh.  And get video.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 11:24:56 PM
*prints out Bill of Rights*

 :lol:

Think I should laminate that fucker?  :lol:

Only if you intend to pee on it on a regular basis.  If it's a one-time deal, make sure you do this outside...or at least put a tarp down for splatter purposes.  Oh.  And get video.   :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, right next to Ian's couch.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 11:25:43 PM
*prints out Bill of Rights*

 :lol:

Think I should laminate that fucker?  :lol:

Only if you intend to pee on it on a regular basis.  If it's a one-time deal, make sure you do this outside...or at least put a tarp down for splatter purposes.  Oh.  And get video.   :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, right next to Ian's couch.

I'd just pee ON Ian's couch.  While it was on fire.  You know...if I could.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 11:30:22 PM
*prints out Bill of Rights*

 :lol:

Think I should laminate that fucker?  :lol:

Only if you intend to pee on it on a regular basis.  If it's a one-time deal, make sure you do this outside...or at least put a tarp down for splatter purposes.  Oh.  And get video.   :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, right next to Ian's couch.

I'd just pee ON Ian's couch.  While it was on fire.  You know...if I could.   :shock:

It's probably already been peed on by varmints.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 11:33:37 PM
This is the neighborhood that I grew up at.
http://www.panoramio.com/map/#lt=50.509947&ln=30.403676&z=1&k=2&a=1&tab=2
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Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 11:34:03 PM
Bah I'd still do it anyway. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 11:38:20 PM
This is the neighborhood that I grew up at.
http://www.panoramio.com/map/#lt=50.509947&ln=30.403676&z=1&k=2&a=1&tab=2

I think it's pretty neat. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 11:39:30 PM
This is the neighborhood that I grew up at.
http://www.panoramio.com/map/#lt=50.509947&ln=30.403676&z=1&k=2&a=1&tab=2

I think it's pretty neat. 

Especially this little jalopnik.  :)
(http://static.panoramio.com/photos/original/9906169.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 11:40:28 PM
I think it's a replica.  I swear I saw the same car in the Wal-Mart parking lot the other day. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 11:42:09 PM
I think it's a replica.  I swear I saw the same car in the Wal-Mart parking lot the other day. 

It must be some type of a time machine.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 11:43:56 PM
I think it's a replica.  I swear I saw the same car in the Wal-Mart parking lot the other day. 

It must be some type of a time machine.  :lol:

Oh shi- :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 11:52:50 PM
I think it's a replica.  I swear I saw the same car in the Wal-Mart parking lot the other day. 

It must be some type of a time machine.  :lol:

Oh shi- :shock:

I wonder if I could turbocharge that fucker.  :twisted:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 11:57:28 PM
I saw a car with prison stripes tooling around Venice one day... :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 08, 2008, 12:07:35 AM
I saw a car with prison stripes tooling around Venice one day... :shock:

Was it a Mustang?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 12:10:26 AM
I saw a car with prison stripes tooling around Venice one day... :shock:

Was it a Mustang?

Nah.  It was some old, unidentifiable piece of shit.  Had rims and everything.  And teeth painted on the front, along with prison stripes.  I shit you not.

But the best one was the car I saw plastered with "I <3 2girls1cup" and other junk about that. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 08, 2008, 12:11:33 AM
I saw a car with prison stripes tooling around Venice one day... :shock:

Was it a Mustang?

Nah.  It was some old, unidentifiable piece of shit.  Had rims and everything.  And teeth painted on the front, along with prison stripes.  I shit you not.

But the best one was the car I saw plastered with "I <3 2girls1cup" and other junk about that. 

Haha! That's awesome.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 12:12:09 AM
I saw a car with prison stripes tooling around Venice one day... :shock:

Was it a Mustang?

Nah.  It was some old, unidentifiable piece of shit.  Had rims and everything.  And teeth painted on the front, along with prison stripes.  I shit you not.

But the best one was the car I saw plastered with "I <3 2girls1cup" and other junk about that. 

Haha! That's awesome.  :lol:

I almost wish I could've asked them if they did it to the car themselves, or if some assbag pranked them. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 08, 2008, 12:17:10 AM
I saw a car with prison stripes tooling around Venice one day... :shock:

Was it a Mustang?

Nah.  It was some old, unidentifiable piece of shit.  Had rims and everything.  And teeth painted on the front, along with prison stripes.  I shit you not.

But the best one was the car I saw plastered with "I <3 2girls1cup" and other junk about that. 

Haha! That's awesome.  :lol:

I almost wish I could've asked them if they did it to the car themselves, or if some assbag pranked them. 

Yeah, that'd be interesting to know.

Then, there's this scooter.  :P
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2052/2354218713_6d26e89ef5_b.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 12:43:05 AM
How lovely.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 12:43:39 AM
(http://www.boners.com/content/797958.1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 08, 2008, 12:46:58 AM
Oy vey!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 12:49:29 AM
Hmm...to follow, or not to follow?   :shock:

(http://www.boners.com/content/797436.1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on December 08, 2008, 12:54:52 AM
Hmm...to follow, or not to follow?   :shock:

(http://www.boners.com/content/797436.1.jpg)

(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3859/itsatraplz3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 12:58:18 AM
(http://www.boners.com/content/797352.1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 08, 2008, 12:59:13 AM
^^^^^^^^^^
Gene's property?  :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 01:05:39 AM
^^^^^^^^^^
Gene's property?  :shock:

If it is, I bet his wife is severely disgruntled. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 08, 2008, 01:13:23 AM
^^^^^^^^^^
Gene's property?  :shock:

If it is, I bet his wife is severely disgruntled. 

Maybe she encourages it.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 01:15:02 AM
^^^^^^^^^^
Gene's property?  :shock:

If it is, I bet his wife is severely disgruntled. 

Maybe she encourages it.  :lol:

She must be some sort of nun, then.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 08, 2008, 01:20:11 AM
^^^^^^^^^^
Gene's property?  :shock:

If it is, I bet his wife is severely disgruntled. 

Maybe she encourages it.  :lol:

She must be some sort of nun, then.   :shock:

I don't think I've ever seen a Chinese nun.  :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 01:25:20 AM
^^^^^^^^^^
Gene's property?  :shock:

If it is, I bet his wife is severely disgruntled. 

Maybe she encourages it.  :lol:

She must be some sort of nun, then.   :shock:

I don't think I've ever seen a Chinese nun.  :shock:

I suppose there's got to be a first time for everything. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on December 08, 2008, 01:30:12 AM
XENU (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/03/xenu.html)

(http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB3110-757774.jpg) (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/03/xenu.html)

I always wondered what the alien warlord that Scientology is founded on looks like. Now I know.
And to think, Tom Cruise prays to this?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on December 08, 2008, 09:16:28 AM
This is the neighborhood that I grew up at.
http://www.panoramio.com/map/#lt=50.509947&ln=30.403676&z=1&k=2&a=1&tab=2


aerial photo courtesy of roflcopter?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 12:12:47 PM
Ahahahaha Riddler, I lol'd pretty hard, and the mall walkers looked at me funny.  :-P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 08, 2008, 12:24:56 PM
That was some funny shit.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 12:31:03 PM
I swear to Christ the next moron that asks me a question, and then goes directly to the other end of the mall to ask the same question at our other store is getting screamed at. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: atomiccat on December 08, 2008, 02:45:43 PM

OOAK Needle Felted Santa Cthulhu Figure AHA Art Doll

http://cgi.ebay.com/OOAK-Needle-Felted-Santa-Cthulhu-Figure-AHA-Art-Doll_W0QQitemZ190272506484QQcmdZViewItemQQptZDolls?hash=item190272506484&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on December 08, 2008, 03:00:53 PM
I swear to Christ the next moron that asks me a question, and then goes directly to the other end of the mall to ask the same question at our other store is getting screamed at. 

your powers of telepathy intrigue me.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on December 08, 2008, 03:44:02 PM
Ahahahaha Riddler, I lol'd pretty hard, and the mall walkers looked at me funny.  :-P


laughing to yourself = crazy person
if you started arguing w/ yourself, you could prob. clear the store.
go home early
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 03:46:58 PM
I wish I could go home early!
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Post by: Lindsey on December 09, 2008, 12:47:41 AM
(http://www.boners.com/content/796998.1.jpg)
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Post by: hellbilly on December 09, 2008, 12:49:20 AM
The Colonel is not smiling.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 09, 2008, 12:49:52 AM
The Colonel is not smiling.

You're right.  But only because he laughed so hard that he started to cry. 
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Post by: Lindsey on December 09, 2008, 01:37:25 AM
Someone just posted this on TFD today...

[youtube=425,350]SUNmLuNdiL8[/youtube]
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 09, 2008, 01:41:11 AM
Ah, the memories...
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Post by: Lindsey on December 09, 2008, 01:42:56 AM
Ah, the memories...

Wanna share? 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 09, 2008, 01:45:24 AM
Ah, the memories...

Wanna share? 

I was just talking about the cats. At least half of them came from America's Funniest Home Videos.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 09, 2008, 01:47:07 AM
Ah, the memories...

Wanna share? 

I was just talking about the cats. At least half of them came from America's Funniest Home Videos.

Oh.  I never really watched that...so...yeah.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 09, 2008, 01:50:23 AM
Ah, the memories...

Wanna share? 

I was just talking about the cats. At least half of them came from America's Funniest Home Videos.

Oh.  I never really watched that...so...yeah.   :lol:

I watched a ton of TV as a kid, that's why I still remember them.  :)
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Post by: Riddler on December 09, 2008, 08:10:30 AM
What kind of urges?  :D

If I told you, you might never be the same again.   :P

I see what you did thar. Touché.  :lol:

That's right, my dear.  You show me yours and I'll show you mine.   :wink:

What do you want to see?  :twisted:

Hmmm...

EVERYTHING.

 :P

 :shock:

Dave!  Why are you looking at me like that?! 

You want I should look at you like dis instead.

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/l_278b7d6d094b017cbb2a18a564812e-1.jpg)



uh oh.
dave turned into a dwarf.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 09, 2008, 08:14:35 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MJ_Morning_Show#Dave_The_Dwarf
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Post by: CaL DaVe on December 09, 2008, 12:57:17 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MJ_Morning_Show#Dave_The_Dwarf

Quote
Dave regularly makes appearances at strip clubs around the Tampa Bay area.

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Post by: Lindsey on December 09, 2008, 04:52:46 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MJ_Morning_Show#Dave_The_Dwarf

Quote
Dave regularly makes appearances at strip clubs around the Tampa Bay area.



Yeah, he's a total stripper magnet. 
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Post by: Lindsey on December 09, 2008, 09:34:15 PM
NECTAR OF THE GODS:

(http://www.williams-sonoma.com/wsimgs/rk/images/p2/products/200848/0003/img31m.jpg)

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/fd399/index.cfm?pkey=cfood%2Dtop%2Drated
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 09, 2008, 09:42:56 PM
Delicious!  :D
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Post by: Lindsey on December 09, 2008, 09:43:46 PM
I must have some... :shock:

I don't know if I can do the smart thing and wait until after Christmas.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 09, 2008, 09:47:14 PM
I must have some... :shock:

I don't know if I can do the smart thing and wait until after Christmas.   :lol:

Have you tried it before?
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Post by: Lindsey on December 09, 2008, 09:48:29 PM
I must have some... :shock:

I don't know if I can do the smart thing and wait until after Christmas.   :lol:

Have you tried it before?

Yup.  After Christmas last year I saw it in one of the stores for $5, and $5 for the marshmallows, and I promptly scooped them up, ran to pay, and took it home to try.  It's like a joygasm in a mug. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 09, 2008, 09:50:16 PM
I must have some... :shock:

I don't know if I can do the smart thing and wait until after Christmas.   :lol:

Have you tried it before?

Yup.  After Christmas last year I saw it in one of the stores for $5, and $5 for the marshmallows, and I promptly scooped them up, ran to pay, and took it home to try.  It's like a joygasm in a mug. 

Not fair... I want a joygasm too!  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 09, 2008, 09:50:59 PM
I must have some... :shock:

I don't know if I can do the smart thing and wait until after Christmas.   :lol:

Have you tried it before?

Yup.  After Christmas last year I saw it in one of the stores for $5, and $5 for the marshmallows, and I promptly scooped them up, ran to pay, and took it home to try.  It's like a joygasm in a mug. 

Not fair... I want a joygasm too!  :lol:

You must get some then.  It's one of the most amazing things you will ever put in your mouth. 
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Post by: Riddler on December 10, 2008, 07:43:31 AM
I must have some... :shock:

I don't know if I can do the smart thing and wait until after Christmas.   :lol:

Have you tried it before?

Yup.  After Christmas last year I saw it in one of the stores for $5, and $5 for the marshmallows, and I promptly scooped them up, ran to pay, and took it home to try.  It's like a joygasm in a mug. 

Not fair... I want a joygasm too!  :lol:

You must get some then.  It's one of the most amazing things you will ever put in your mouth. 


you just walked into a minefield of perversion.................in 3.....2.....1
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 10:22:35 AM
I must have some... :shock:

I don't know if I can do the smart thing and wait until after Christmas.   :lol:

Have you tried it before?

Yup.  After Christmas last year I saw it in one of the stores for $5, and $5 for the marshmallows, and I promptly scooped them up, ran to pay, and took it home to try.  It's like a joygasm in a mug. 

Not fair... I want a joygasm too!  :lol:

You must get some then.  It's one of the most amazing things you will ever put in your mouth. 


you just walked into a minefield of perversion.................in 3.....2.....1


I figured that after I read it later on after posting.  But nothing has come of it yet.   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 01:17:32 PM
OH LAWD!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41LN2K7Aq0L._SS400_.jpg)

Shiny.   :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 10, 2008, 01:19:06 PM
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 01:20:33 PM
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.

The page says 1 carat.  It is white gold though.  Yellow gold is bleh.  I have some gold jewelry, but I just don't think it looks right with a diamond. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 10, 2008, 01:23:49 PM
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.

The page says 1 carat.  It is white gold though.  Yellow gold is bleh.  I have some gold jewelry, but I just don't think it looks right with a diamond. 

The one in the picture looks a little bit bigger than a carat. White gold looks good with a wedding dress.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 01:24:27 PM
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.

The page says 1 carat.  It is white gold though.  Yellow gold is bleh.  I have some gold jewelry, but I just don't think it looks right with a diamond. 

The one in the picture looks a little bit bigger than a carat. White gold looks good with a wedding dress.

I'm sure the one in the picture is hugely magnified and digitally enhanced.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 10, 2008, 01:28:49 PM
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.

The page says 1 carat.  It is white gold though.  Yellow gold is bleh.  I have some gold jewelry, but I just don't think it looks right with a diamond. 

The one in the picture looks a little bit bigger than a carat. White gold looks good with a wedding dress.

I'm sure the one in the picture is hugely magnified and digitally enhanced.   :lol:

I think 2 carats looks way better.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 01:29:23 PM
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.

The page says 1 carat.  It is white gold though.  Yellow gold is bleh.  I have some gold jewelry, but I just don't think it looks right with a diamond. 

The one in the picture looks a little bit bigger than a carat. White gold looks good with a wedding dress.

I'm sure the one in the picture is hugely magnified and digitally enhanced.   :lol:

I think 2 carats looks way better.  :lol:

I suppose if you want to go bankrupt buying an engagement ring, sure.   :lol:
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Post by: blackie on December 10, 2008, 01:30:14 PM
Every body knows that gold is getting old. Platinum is the way to go.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 01:31:47 PM
Every body knows that gold is getting old. Platinum is the way to go.

Platinum is quite lovely as well.   :P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 10, 2008, 01:32:51 PM
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.

The page says 1 carat.  It is white gold though.  Yellow gold is bleh.  I have some gold jewelry, but I just don't think it looks right with a diamond. 

The one in the picture looks a little bit bigger than a carat. White gold looks good with a wedding dress.

I'm sure the one in the picture is hugely magnified and digitally enhanced.   :lol:

I think 2 carats looks way better.  :lol:

I suppose if you want to go bankrupt buying an engagement ring, sure.   :lol:

That wouldn't bankrupt me.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 01:33:48 PM
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.

The page says 1 carat.  It is white gold though.  Yellow gold is bleh.  I have some gold jewelry, but I just don't think it looks right with a diamond. 

The one in the picture looks a little bit bigger than a carat. White gold looks good with a wedding dress.

I'm sure the one in the picture is hugely magnified and digitally enhanced.   :lol:

I think 2 carats looks way better.  :lol:

I suppose if you want to go bankrupt buying an engagement ring, sure.   :lol:

That wouldn't bankrupt me.  :lol:

Any way you slice it is a very heft sum of monies.   :shock:
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 10, 2008, 05:17:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJRpneB_0qI&NR=1

[youtube=425,350]lJRpneB_0qI&NR[/youtube]
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 10, 2008, 06:42:52 PM
That is a smart kitty cat.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 06:44:50 PM
I cannot believe I just watched a video of a cat's bowel movement.   :?
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 10, 2008, 06:45:09 PM
I cannot believe I just watched a video of a cat's bowel movement.   :?

it made me laff.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 06:45:56 PM
I cannot believe I just watched a video of a cat's bowel movement.   :?

it made me laff.

I was going to fix dinner, but I just changed my mind after that.  Bleh. 
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 10, 2008, 06:47:29 PM
:lol:  im sorry, lindsey.
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 10, 2008, 06:48:04 PM
That is a smart kitty cat.

still needs some work on his balancing act, though.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 06:48:13 PM
:lol:  im sorry, lindsey.

S'okay.  My fat ass doesn't need to eat anyway.  Ya did me a favor.   :lol:
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 10, 2008, 06:57:57 PM
:lol:  im sorry, lindsey.

S'okay.  My fat ass doesn't need to eat anyway.  Ya did me a favor.   :lol:

yer not fat.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 10, 2008, 06:59:15 PM
:lol:  im sorry, lindsey.

S'okay.  My fat ass doesn't need to eat anyway.  Ya did me a favor.   :lol:

yer not fat.

This.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 07:00:49 PM
:lol:  im sorry, lindsey.

S'okay.  My fat ass doesn't need to eat anyway.  Ya did me a favor.   :lol:

yer not fat.

This.

Bah! 
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 07:21:10 PM
:lol:  im sorry, lindsey.

S'okay.  My fat ass doesn't need to eat anyway.  Ya did me a favor.   :lol:

yer not fat.

This.

Bah! 

 :|

WAT
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 10, 2008, 07:23:12 PM
Topic turns to the discussion of Lindsey's vajay-jay in  5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 07:24:26 PM
Topic turns to the discussion of Lindsey's vajay-jay in  5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .

NO! 
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 07:27:05 PM
I give up.

Jay, you were right. My humblest apologies.

 :roll:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 07:29:17 PM
I give up.

Jay, you were right. My humblest apologies.

 :roll:

I know, I'll probably try again later, but right now, well, it's just sad.

Why can't you just accept that we disagree?   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 07:31:06 PM
I give up.

Jay, you were right. My humblest apologies.

 :roll:

I know, I'll probably try again later, but right now, well, it's just sad.

Why can't you just accept that we disagree?   :lol:

Because I'm right and you're wrong.

Unpossible.  It's subjective. 
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 07:34:42 PM
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/Nightmare30/Funny%20stuff/facepalm.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 10, 2008, 07:35:26 PM
Look at those claws!  :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 07:37:01 PM
Fine. In my opinion, I'm right and you're wrong. Happier?

Doesn't change the fact that I consider myself right, and you wrong.

A little. 
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Post by: bakerbaker on December 10, 2008, 10:16:36 PM
HA!  Holiday Jizzy.
(http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=3688;type=avatar)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 10, 2008, 10:20:53 PM
That damn baby... :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 10, 2008, 10:37:18 PM
'tis the season and shit...
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Post by: CaL DaVe on December 11, 2008, 12:15:11 AM
Oh snap! He's got a candy cane now.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 12:15:59 AM
Oh snap! He's got a candy cane now.

That's right.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 12:18:16 AM
OH LAWD. 

What am I gonna do you with you?   :shock:
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Post by: CaL DaVe on December 11, 2008, 12:25:16 AM
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 01:12:13 AM
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 01:30:05 AM
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there.  :lol:

Your children are going to be dressed in humiliating outfits for every holiday, aren't they?   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 01:38:51 AM
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there.  :lol:

Your children are going to be dressed in humiliating outfits for every holiday, aren't they?   :lol:

Yes, it would be fun to dress our children into funny outfits.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 01:41:23 AM
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there.  :lol:

Your children are going to be dressed in humiliating outfits for every holiday, aren't they?   :lol:

Yes, it would be fun to dress our children into funny outfits.  :lol:

When my friend Julia was pregnant this time last year, we were plotting to get her kid a skunk costume for Halloween.  Except they ran out, because we were holding out for a sale after Halloween since the kid wasn't even born yet. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 01:50:36 AM
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there.  :lol:

Your children are going to be dressed in humiliating outfits for every holiday, aren't they?   :lol:

Yes, it would be fun to dress our children into funny outfits.  :lol:

When my friend Julia was pregnant this time last year, we were plotting to get her kid a skunk costume for Halloween.  Except they ran out, because we were holding out for a sale after Halloween since the kid wasn't even born yet. 

Haha!  :lol:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51f-eBO8hSL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 01:55:56 AM
Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 02:01:35 AM
Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 

Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 02:03:19 AM
Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 

Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.

I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started.  And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year.   :P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 02:04:39 AM
Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 

Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.

I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started.  And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year.   :P

Haha! Did someone at your store have to give out candy?
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 02:07:09 AM
Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 

Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.

I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started.  And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year.   :P

Haha! Did someone at your store have to give out candy?

Yes.  I conned Stephanie in to working at my store that night.  I still have to sleep with one eye open and have not been forgiven. 

All I did was call her up a week before and say "Yo ho.  You wanna work next Friday night?"  She said yes.  Wasn't my fault that she didn't look at the date.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 02:09:50 AM
Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 

Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.

I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started.  And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year.   :P

Haha! Did someone at your store have to give out candy?

Yes.  I conned Stephanie in to working at my store that night.  I still have to sleep with one eye open and have not been forgiven. 

All I did was call her up a week before and say "Yo ho.  You wanna work next Friday night?"  She said yes.  Wasn't my fault that she didn't look at the date.   :lol:

Haha. That's pretty smooth.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 02:11:07 AM
Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 

Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.

I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started.  And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year.   :P

Haha! Did someone at your store have to give out candy?

Yes.  I conned Stephanie in to working at my store that night.  I still have to sleep with one eye open and have not been forgiven. 

All I did was call her up a week before and say "Yo ho.  You wanna work next Friday night?"  She said yes.  Wasn't my fault that she didn't look at the date.   :lol:

Haha. That's pretty smooth.  :lol:

Yeah, except for the part where she's still going to get revenge. 

Also...we ran out of candy, so she had to call her mother and have her bring more.  Even though I bought fucking thirty or forty dollars worth of candy.  Brats. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 02:14:35 AM
Oh sh-
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 02:16:16 AM
Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 02:20:26 AM
Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   :lol:

Shit, you're right!  :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 02:21:04 AM
Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   :lol:

Shit, you're right!  :shock:

Of course I am.  I'm always right. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 02:22:14 AM
Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   :lol:

Shit, you're right!  :shock:

Of course I am.  I'm always right. 

Well now...  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 02:24:23 AM
Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   :lol:

Shit, you're right!  :shock:

Of course I am.  I'm always right. 

Well now...  :lol:

When have I not been right?   :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 02:25:30 AM
Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   :lol:

Shit, you're right!  :shock:

Of course I am.  I'm always right. 

Well now...  :lol:

When have I not been right?   :shock:

When you claim that you are fat or overweight.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 02:27:49 AM
Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   :lol:

Shit, you're right!  :shock:

Of course I am.  I'm always right. 

Well now...  :lol:

When have I not been right?   :shock:

When you claim that you are fat or overweight.

Pfsh.  I can prove it, but I'd rather not.   :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 02:31:12 AM
Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   :lol:

Shit, you're right!  :shock:

Of course I am.  I'm always right. 

Well now...  :lol:

When have I not been right?   :shock:

When you claim that you are fat or overweight.

Pfsh.  I can prove it, but I'd rather not.   :shock:

There's nothing to prove. You're just simply mistaken, young lady.  :P
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 02:34:55 AM
Pfft.  You can't prove it.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 03:27:53 AM
Pfft.  You can't prove it.   :lol:

I can prove anything.  :)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 08:36:23 AM
Pfft.  You can't prove it.   :lol:

I can prove anything.  :)

LIES!   :shock:

I can prove everything.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Riddler on December 11, 2008, 11:19:41 AM
so , does the jizzmeister win w/ 'longest thread' category yet?
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Post by: CaL DaVe on December 11, 2008, 12:12:46 PM
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there.  :lol:

LOL :lol: :lol:

That kicks ass!

Very good work, my friend.

Very good work.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 01:15:25 PM
so , does the jizzmeister win w/ 'longest thread' category yet?

I'm trying to beat Gene and his evil Christian Anarchy thread.  :lol:

I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there.  :lol:

LOL :lol: :lol:

That kicks ass!

Very good work, my friend.

Very good work.

Thank you, sir.
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Post by: Riddler on December 11, 2008, 01:37:02 PM
so , does the jizzmeister win w/ 'longest thread' category yet?

I'm trying to beat Gene and his evil Christian Anarchy thread.  :lol:

I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there.  :lol:

LOL :lol: :lol:

That kicks ass!

Very good work, my friend.

Very good work.

Thank you, sir.

yes
very festivus of you

[youtube=425,350]xMtuVP8Mj4o[/youtube]

i like the studio version better , me thinks
= more mexican horn sound
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 10:57:43 PM
Speaking of...

I need me a Festivus pole.   :P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 10:59:33 PM
Speaking of...

I need me a Festivus pole.   :P

Just keep it away from the windows.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 11, 2008, 11:00:18 PM
Speaking of...

I need me a Festivus pole.   :P

Just keep it away from the windows.  :lol:

Pfsh.  You never let me have any fun! 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 11, 2008, 11:04:23 PM
Speaking of...

I need me a Festivus pole.   :P

Just keep it away from the windows.  :lol:

Pfsh.  You never let me have any fun! 

Well, if you do it, just make sure Whorehay is standing next to it.  :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 13, 2008, 05:04:35 AM
I went to eat here yesterday. Damn good food!  8)

http://image14.webshots.com/15/1/54/75/174915475lpnpAz_fs.jpg (http://image14.webshots.com/15/1/54/75/174915475lpnpAz_fs.jpg)

Artopolis Bakery & Cafe
306 S Halsted St
Chicago, IL
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Post by: Lindsey on December 13, 2008, 07:27:01 AM
I went to eat here yesterday. Damn good food!  8)

(http://image14.webshots.com/15/1/54/75/174915475lpnpAz_fs.jpg)

Artopolis Bakery & Cafe
306 S Halsted St
Chicago, IL

Yer picture's invisible!   :shock:

*Sips glucose-control meal-replacement shake angrily*

Oh well.  At least it's not strawberry-flavored. 
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Post by: JWI on December 13, 2008, 08:54:13 AM
Speaking of...

I need me a Festivus pole.   :P

I'm surprised no one has made the obvious joke yet...
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Post by: JWI on December 13, 2008, 09:34:34 AM
Speaking of...

I need me a Festivus pole.   :P

I'm surprised no one has made the obvious joke yet...

It would be too easy.

Yes I suppose it would.  Any reference to a Festivus Pole or a Yuletide Log are very easy.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 13, 2008, 10:03:24 AM
Oy!
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 13, 2008, 11:34:15 AM
I went to eat here yesterday. Damn good food!  8)

(http://image14.webshots.com/15/1/54/75/174915475lpnpAz_fs.jpg)

Artopolis Bakery & Cafe
306 S Halsted St
Chicago, IL

Yer picture's invisible!   :shock:

*Sips glucose-control meal-replacement shake angrily*

Oh well.  At least it's not strawberry-flavored. 

It is indeed.  :(
Hey, at least it's not a protein shake like I'm about to have.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 13, 2008, 11:55:20 AM
That's basically what they are...this particular kind is just tailored to be very low in sugar.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 13, 2008, 12:01:50 PM
That's basically what they are...this particular kind is just tailored to be very low in sugar.

Oh ok. Do they taste awful?
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Post by: Lindsey on December 13, 2008, 12:22:37 PM
Yeah, kinda.  :(
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 13, 2008, 12:39:14 PM
Yeah, kinda.  :(

Hmmm. I wonder if there's a way to mix them with something else to make it more tasty.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 13, 2008, 01:00:02 PM
Eh, it could be worse.  You get used to them.  It's just one of the pitfalls of being a fatty and needing to control my insulin and sugar.  :-P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 13, 2008, 01:05:43 PM
Eh, it could be worse.  You get used to them.  It's just one of the pitfalls of being a fatty and needing to control my insulin and sugar.  :-P

You're not a fatty. Ridiculous...  :(
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Post by: CaL DaVe on December 13, 2008, 01:10:24 PM
Yeah, kinda.  :(

Hmmm. I wonder if there's a way to mix them with something else to make it more tasty.

I eat chocolate protein shakes with milk. Makes them taste them taste C times better.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 13, 2008, 06:05:11 PM
Yeah, kinda.  :(

Hmmm. I wonder if there's a way to mix them with something else to make it more tasty.

I eat chocolate protein shakes with milk. Makes them taste them taste C times better.

Well, for me that would up the sugar content considerably.
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Post by: Riddler on December 13, 2008, 08:04:28 PM
sounds as good as a kelp shake
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Post by: Lindsey on December 13, 2008, 08:05:25 PM
sounds as good as a kelp shake

Yeah...tastes like bleh. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 15, 2008, 01:32:21 AM
greatest job in the whole damned world.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ba_1227653801
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 15, 2008, 09:02:46 PM
Marketing Genius.
[youtube=425,350]N0gb9v4LI4o[/youtube]

The website is pretty funny too: http://www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com/  :lol:
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Post by: Riddler on December 16, 2008, 05:15:41 PM
Marketing Genius.
[youtube=425,350]N0gb9v4LI4o[/youtube]

The website is pretty funny too: http://www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com/  :lol:



that is some funny fuckin howlin-ass shit, right there
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 05:17:23 PM
I knew someone would appreciate it.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 05:20:54 PM
I like pie. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 16, 2008, 05:23:21 PM
I like pie. 

i like seeing you eat pie.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 05:26:26 PM
I like pie. 

i like seeing you eat pie.

This.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 05:26:58 PM
I like pie. 

i like seeing you eat pie.

This.

Why? 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 05:29:18 PM
I like pie. 

i like seeing you eat pie.

This.

Why? 

Because you're pretty.  :P
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 16, 2008, 05:29:28 PM
I like pie. 

i like seeing you eat pie.

This.

Why? 

just cuz its you.

and pie.

but mostly you.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 05:33:43 PM
Oy vey.   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 05:53:13 PM
You know what's better than pie?  Creme brulee.   :shock:

/me drools
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 16, 2008, 06:03:35 PM
meh, not a huge fan.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 06:07:42 PM
meh, not a huge fan.

Blasphemer!
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 06:10:25 PM
I have yet to try this.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 16, 2008, 06:10:43 PM
meh, not a huge fan.

Blasphemer!

it is just not my thing.  plus, i try to stay away from the sweets and what not.

although i did eat a shit load of moose tracks ice cream last night

naughty me.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 06:13:00 PM
meh, not a huge fan.

Blasphemer!

it is just not my thing.  plus, i try to stay away from the sweets and what not.

although i did eat a shit load of moose tracks ice cream last night

naughty me.

Actually...if you use Splenda instead of sugar, it becomes rather diabeetus-friendly.  More so than before, anyway.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 16, 2008, 06:15:14 PM
diabeetus

[youtube=400,350]s4LyaNgzy6U[/youtube]
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 06:17:05 PM
Excellent.   :lol:

Well, I suppose I could share the somewhat-good news.  I went to the doctor this morning, and I lost 11 pounds since my last visit - which was in mid-October, so at least I'm doing something right.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 16, 2008, 06:18:05 PM
Well, I suppose I could share the somewhat-good news.  I went to the doctor this morning, and I lost 11 pounds since my last visit - which was in mid-October, so at least I'm doing something right.   :lol:

that is awesome.

although you i think you look good no matter what :P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 06:20:07 PM
I keep telling her that, but nooo.  :P
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 06:21:56 PM
I keep telling her that, but nooo.  :P

*ahem*

If I'm happier with my body, I'll be naked more.   :twisted:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 16, 2008, 06:22:05 PM
let's see, she joined the BBS in may of 2003, i think didn't post for a couple months, not sure when the first pics appeared, but we are going to say she has probably been told that for about 5 years here and still won't listen to reason.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 16, 2008, 06:22:19 PM
I keep telling her that, but nooo.  :P

*ahem*

If I'm happier with my body, I'll be naked more.   :twisted:

i wouldn't believe her on this one
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 06:25:24 PM
I keep telling her that, but nooo.  :P

*ahem*

If I'm happier with my body, I'll be naked more.   :twisted:

Is this some sort of trickery? I'm actually naked under my clothe right now.  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 16, 2008, 06:25:55 PM
I keep telling her that, but nooo.  :P

*ahem*

If I'm happier with my body, I'll be naked more.   :twisted:

Is this some sort of trickery? I'm actually naked under my clothe right now.  :P

dude, you are just like Sam the Eagle!!
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 06:26:16 PM
I keep telling her that, but nooo.  :P

*ahem*

If I'm happier with my body, I'll be naked more.   :twisted:

Is this some sort of trickery? I'm actually naked under my clothe right now.  :P

Yeah, but you wear like forty layers at a time, so that means nothing.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 06:28:51 PM
dude, you are just like Sam the Eagle!!

I look like him too.  :shock:

Yeah, but you wear like forty layers at a time, so that means nothing.   :lol:

But still, somewhere under there, there is nakedness.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 06:29:32 PM
dude, you are just like Sam the Eagle!!

I look like him too.  :shock:

Yeah, but you wear like forty layers at a time, so that means nothing.   :lol:

But still, somewhere under there, there is nakedness.  :lol:

Bah.  It's a trap! 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 16, 2008, 06:30:27 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/its-a-trap.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 06:31:26 PM
ONOES! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 06:32:36 PM
That poor kitty.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 06:35:05 PM
That poor kitty.  :lol:

Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 16, 2008, 06:35:38 PM
That poor kitty.  :lol:

Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now.   :lol:

sharp knives, just don't cut too deep.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 06:37:52 PM
That poor kitty.  :lol:

Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now.   :lol:

The clothe disintegrates on command.  :P
You can has the password.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 06:38:38 PM
That poor kitty.  :lol:

Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now.   :lol:

The clothe disintegrates on command.  :P
You can has the password.  :lol:

Nigga I *am* the password. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 06:40:19 PM
That poor kitty.  :lol:

Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now.   :lol:

The clothe disintegrates on command.  :P
You can has the password.  :lol:

Nigga I *am* the password. 

Oh damn, I feel a draft all of a sudden.  :P
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 06:41:49 PM
That poor kitty.  :lol:

Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now.   :lol:

The clothe disintegrates on command.  :P
You can has the password.  :lol:

Nigga I *am* the password. 

Oh damn, I feel a draft all of a sudden.  :P

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 06:47:21 PM
That poor kitty.  :lol:

Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now.   :lol:

The clothe disintegrates on command.  :P
You can has the password.  :lol:

Nigga I *am* the password. 

Oh damn, I feel a draft all of a sudden.  :P

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

You're lucky the heat is on. Otherwise, I'd freeze to death.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 06:51:30 PM
That poor kitty.  :lol:

Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now.   :lol:

The clothe disintegrates on command.  :P
You can has the password.  :lol:

Nigga I *am* the password. 

Oh damn, I feel a draft all of a sudden.  :P

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

You're lucky the heat is on. Otherwise, I'd freeze to death.  :lol:

I'll share my protective layers of fat with you.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 06:54:41 PM
That poor kitty.  :lol:

Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now.   :lol:

The clothe disintegrates on command.  :P
You can has the password.  :lol:

Nigga I *am* the password. 

Oh damn, I feel a draft all of a sudden.  :P

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

You're lucky the heat is on. Otherwise, I'd freeze to death.  :lol:

I'll share my protective layers of fat with you.   :P

Thank you sweetie, and I'll share my fur with you.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 07:00:53 PM
That poor kitty.  :lol:

Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now.   :lol:

The clothe disintegrates on command.  :P
You can has the password.  :lol:

Nigga I *am* the password. 

Oh damn, I feel a draft all of a sudden.  :P

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

You're lucky the heat is on. Otherwise, I'd freeze to death.  :lol:

I'll share my protective layers of fat with you.   :P

Thank you sweetie, and I'll share my fur with you.  :lol:

Dork.   :P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 07:04:07 PM
That poor kitty.  :lol:

Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now.   :lol:

The clothe disintegrates on command.  :P
You can has the password.  :lol:

Nigga I *am* the password. 

Oh damn, I feel a draft all of a sudden.  :P

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

You're lucky the heat is on. Otherwise, I'd freeze to death.  :lol:

I'll share my protective layers of fat with you.   :P

Thank you sweetie, and I'll share my fur with you.  :lol:

Dork.   :P

*growls with pleasure*
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 07:04:38 PM
Rut-roh.  Does anybody know what happens when a bear gets aroused?   :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 07:07:26 PM
Rut-roh.  Does anybody know what happens when a bear gets aroused?   :shock:

They usually find the nearest tree.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 07:08:00 PM
Rut-roh.  Does anybody know what happens when a bear gets aroused?   :shock:

They usually find the nearest tree.  :lol:

Ow.   :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 07:13:41 PM
Rut-roh.  Does anybody know what happens when a bear gets aroused?   :shock:

They usually find the nearest tree.  :lol:

Ow.   :shock:

They're used to it.  :P
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 11:03:27 PM
For Brede... :lol:

ATTENTION EVERYONE:

ASSPLAY!
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Post by: JWI on December 16, 2008, 11:05:10 PM
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/1111081obama1.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 11:08:32 PM
That's creepy, dude.   :shock:
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Post by: JWI on December 16, 2008, 11:12:41 PM
(http://mine.myxer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/punch_3.jpg)
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Post by: Taors on December 16, 2008, 11:13:10 PM
Wonder what Jennifer Aniston's pussy smells like...
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 11:23:41 PM
Wonder what Jennifer Aniston's pussy smells like...

Like a garage sale?
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Post by: JWI on December 16, 2008, 11:23:57 PM
(http://images01.plus613.net/4000/Jennifer%20Aniston%20Nude%20Playboy%20Photo%2004.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 16, 2008, 11:25:17 PM
Oh my.   :shock:
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Post by: Taors on December 16, 2008, 11:25:46 PM
Wonder what Jennifer Aniston's pussy smells like...

Like a garage sale?

Holy shit. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 16, 2008, 11:28:21 PM
Wonder what Jennifer Aniston's pussy smells like...

Like a garage sale?

Holy shit. :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's all fun and games, until you go to those really weird ones, with nothing but old rugs and used Windex bottles. Some old lady keeps starring at you like you're going to steal her welfare check...
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Post by: JWI on December 16, 2008, 11:28:49 PM
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/MASH-tv-show-11.jpg)
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Post by: JWI on December 17, 2008, 12:17:30 AM
(http://kodiak.asap.um.maine.edu/lobster/photoofmonth/Normal%20&%20blue%20lobster.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 17, 2008, 12:19:28 AM
WAT
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Post by: JWI on December 17, 2008, 12:22:31 AM
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w171/foo-fu/black-spider-monkey.jpg)
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Post by: JWI on December 17, 2008, 12:24:47 AM
(http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/Carnac.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 17, 2008, 12:30:33 AM
Haha!  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 17, 2008, 12:32:48 AM
I want that hat. 
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Post by: CaL DaVe on December 17, 2008, 12:35:49 AM
(http://www.hilaryshepherd.com/rantsnraves/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/body-painting-2.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 17, 2008, 01:15:17 AM
Art.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 17, 2008, 01:34:24 AM
Interesting, if nothing else.   :shock:
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Post by: JWI on December 17, 2008, 09:17:06 PM
(http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images19/BloodhoundPuppyLittleAnnesoSweet7Weeks.JPG)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 17, 2008, 09:21:18 PM
That is a cute puppy.
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Post by: JWI on December 17, 2008, 09:21:56 PM
That is a cute puppy.

It most certainly is.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 17, 2008, 09:25:07 PM
I need to get a pet one of these days...
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Post by: JWI on December 17, 2008, 09:30:53 PM
I need to get a pet one of these days...

Dogs are the way to go.

Oh...I got my property tax bill in the mail today.  There's stern warning in there that all dogs and cats need to be licensed.  It got me wondering...why would a cat need to be licensed?  I'd question the city but then they'd ask if my dogs are licensed, which they're not and haven't been for 4 years.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 17, 2008, 09:45:37 PM
I need to get a pet one of these days...

Dogs are the way to go.

Oh...I got my property tax bill in the mail today.  There's stern warning in there that all dogs and cats need to be licensed.  It got me wondering...why would a cat need to be licensed?  I'd question the city but then they'd ask if my dogs are licensed, which they're not and haven't been for 4 years.

Yeah, most of my friends don't license them either. It's just another one of their retarded scams.  :x
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Post by: JWI on December 17, 2008, 09:47:12 PM
I need to get a pet one of these days...

Dogs are the way to go.

Oh...I got my property tax bill in the mail today.  There's stern warning in there that all dogs and cats need to be licensed.  It got me wondering...why would a cat need to be licensed?  I'd question the city but then they'd ask if my dogs are licensed, which they're not and haven't been for 4 years.

Yeah, most of my friends don't license them either. It's just another one of their retarded scams.  :x

Obviously it's not enforced unless someone rats you out.  If someone ever does, I plan to push it until they threaten to take my dogs away, then they have their $20.  I might wipe my ass with the check before I hand it over though.
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Post by: blackie on December 17, 2008, 09:48:05 PM
I knew someone who had the vet rat them out.
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Post by: JWI on December 17, 2008, 09:51:08 PM
I knew someone who had the vet rat them out.

Well I hope they don't go back to that vet any more.

I don't think mine would do that.  I think our business is more important than some city ordinance.  Plus the vet is in a different city.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 17, 2008, 11:33:07 PM
I need to get a pet one of these days...

I'll be your pet.   :P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 17, 2008, 11:34:32 PM
I need to get a pet one of these days...

I'll be your pet.   :P

I promise to take care of you and feed you.  :P
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Post by: Lindsey on December 17, 2008, 11:36:58 PM
I need to get a pet one of these days...

I'll be your pet.   :P

I promise to take care of you and feed you.  :P

There's dog food with cheese on Stephanie's kitchen counter.  I laughed.  Hard. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 20, 2008, 01:47:39 AM
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

i know you all have wanted to know the answer to the question, how is babby formed?
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Post by: Lindsey on December 20, 2008, 02:10:53 AM
I need to get a pet one of these days...

I'll be your pet.   :P

I promise to take care of you and feed you.  :P

There's dog food with cheese on Stephanie's kitchen counter.  I laughed.  Hard. 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0003e5c7)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 20, 2008, 02:12:41 AM
It's got bacon in it.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 20, 2008, 02:15:25 AM
It's got bacon in it.  :lol:

I know, but the cheese was the really weird part. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 20, 2008, 02:18:23 AM
It's got bacon in it.  :lol:

I know, but the cheese was the really weird part. 

Can dogs even eat it?
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Post by: Lindsey on December 20, 2008, 02:19:16 AM
It's got bacon in it.  :lol:

I know, but the cheese was the really weird part. 

Can dogs even eat it?

We feed her dog cheese all the time.  He has like, three teeth left.  I guess they wouldn't put it in dog food if they couldn't.   :shock:

Then again, I'm convinced that Dinty Moore beef stew is actually dog food. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 20, 2008, 02:23:17 AM
I guess they can handle it then.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 20, 2008, 02:58:08 AM
It's got bacon in it.  :lol:

I know, but the cheese was the really weird part. 

Can dogs even eat it?

We feed her dog cheese all the time.  He has like, three teeth left.  I guess they wouldn't put it in dog food if they couldn't.   :shock:

Then again, I'm convinced that Dinty Moore beef stew is actually dog food. 

not to get all technical and shit, but they make science diet with corn.  it digests in the dogs system about as well as it does in a humans, meaning not very well at all.  so then they would put stuff that they couldnt eat in there.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 22, 2008, 04:53:34 PM
It's got bacon in it.  :lol:

I know, but the cheese was the really weird part. 

Can dogs even eat it?

We feed her dog cheese all the time.  He has like, three teeth left.  I guess they wouldn't put it in dog food if they couldn't.   :shock:

Then again, I'm convinced that Dinty Moore beef stew is actually dog food. 

not to get all technical and shit, but they make science diet with corn.  it digests in the dogs system about as well as it does in a humans, meaning not very well at all.  so then they would put stuff that they couldnt eat in there.

Ahh fuck it.  We feed our dogs Kibbles and Bits.  Who the fuck knows.

Also, I typed Kibbles and Bitch the first time for some reason.   :lol:
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Post by: Riddler on December 22, 2008, 05:12:19 PM
I need to get a pet one of these days...

I'll be your pet.   :P

I promise to take care of you and feed you.  :P

There's dog food with cheese on Stephanie's kitchen counter.  I laughed.  Hard. 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0003e5c7)

i bet that's awesome on toast......
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Post by: Lindsey on December 22, 2008, 05:13:17 PM
I need to get a pet one of these days...

I'll be your pet.   :P

I promise to take care of you and feed you.  :P

There's dog food with cheese on Stephanie's kitchen counter.  I laughed.  Hard. 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0003e5c7)

i bet that's awesome on toast......


Ewwwwwwwwww.

Also, Stephanie tried to get me to eat that can of organic spaghetti-o type things.  It expired in 2007, that's why she was so amused by it.   :shock:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 22, 2008, 05:32:12 PM
Also, Stephanie tried to get me to eat that can of organic spaghetti-o type things.  It expired in 2007, that's why she was so amused by it.   :shock:

don't you do everything she tries to get you to?

also, canned food never REALLY expires.  it just gets a funny taste to it.
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Post by: Riddler on December 22, 2008, 06:06:04 PM
this is an awesome soup:
www.hobosoup.com/Home.html

we found it at the hobo railroad in lincoln, nh
http://www.hoborr.com/hobo.html
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Post by: Lindsey on December 22, 2008, 08:43:32 PM
Also, Stephanie tried to get me to eat that can of organic spaghetti-o type things.  It expired in 2007, that's why she was so amused by it.   :shock:

don't you do everything she tries to get you to?

also, canned food never REALLY expires.  it just gets a funny taste to it.

No, but sometimes she threatens me.  This time it involved possible digestive trauma as an outcome, and I told her she did not want to spend all night with me if I was violently ill from eating nasty ass canned pasta.   :P
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 22, 2008, 11:32:00 PM
i'd hold your hair back while you puked.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 22, 2008, 11:37:38 PM
i'd hold your hair back while you puked.

Thanks.   :lol:
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Post by: DontTreadOnMike on December 23, 2008, 10:26:10 AM
So we're still doing the chaos thing?



uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm......


(http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/1355/serpicole0.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 23, 2008, 10:53:46 AM
Hmmm...the five-o is at the mall today.  Good times.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 23, 2008, 12:02:23 PM
Quote from: Lindsey
Hmmm...the five-o is at the mall today.  Good times.

bah dah bum bum bum buuuuum bah dah bum bum bum.

bah dah bun bun bun buuuuuuuuuum ba dah bum dum buuuum

dee deedo dah dah bah dah bah dah bum bum buuuum
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Post by: Cowcidile on December 24, 2008, 05:34:12 AM

(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20030509-2.gif) (http://"http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=104")


(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20030501-2.gif) (http://"http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=100")
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Post by: Riddler on December 24, 2008, 08:18:44 AM
Quote from: Lindsey
Hmmm...the five-o is at the mall today.  Good times.

bah dah bum bum bum buuuuum bah dah bum bum bum.

bah dah bun bun bun buuuuuuuuuum ba dah bum dum buuuum

dee deedo dah dah bah dah bah dah bum bum buuuum


the best 5-0 version....w/ lyrics
[youtube=425,350]O-1FxQY9794[/youtube]
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on December 24, 2008, 09:37:40 AM
I haven't been in this topic for a while.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 24, 2008, 12:06:33 PM
the chaos is not very rampant anymore
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Post by: John Shaw on December 24, 2008, 12:08:51 PM
(http://shackpics.com/download.x?file=CATSpewpewpew_ybfyl13ozdnvn9er2spu.jpg)
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Post by: Riddler on December 24, 2008, 12:10:21 PM
cats have the eyes of satan
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Post by: John Shaw on December 24, 2008, 12:11:18 PM
(http://shackpics.com/download.x?file=bowser_turtle_why_fnhh07cgxcuz58fkkkoh.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 24, 2008, 03:45:17 PM
Haha! :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 24, 2008, 06:00:34 PM
(http://www.flippeh.de/funPics/toLazyToRename/back%20massages.jpg)

 :(
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 24, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
Pokemon are fucking crazy.
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Post by: NuroSlam on December 24, 2008, 06:15:19 PM
*twiddles thumbs*
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on December 24, 2008, 07:57:39 PM
(http://shackpics.com/download.x?file=bowser_turtle_why_fnhh07cgxcuz58fkkkoh.jpg)

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f4/Hi_Im_Daisy_rape.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 24, 2008, 08:06:00 PM
Bowser has herpes on his cock.  :shock:
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Post by: JohnnyRebel on December 24, 2008, 08:20:24 PM
(http://buttonmashing.com/wp-content/uploads/bunny-suit.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 26, 2008, 07:56:34 PM
This picture is awesome.  :D
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1279/673043425_c6eefc4b97_b.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 26, 2008, 11:30:43 PM
Would you have a dog and a cat?   :P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 27, 2008, 01:14:40 AM
Would you have a dog and a cat?   :P

It would be cool. There are some that get along.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 27, 2008, 01:26:24 AM
Would you have a dog and a cat?   :P

It would be cool. There are some that get along.

Muffin is on my shit list again.  He did not like it when I showered him with kisses and affection earlier.   :x
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 27, 2008, 01:36:53 AM
Would you have a dog and a cat?   :P

It would be cool. There are some that get along.

Muffin is on my shit list again.  He did not like it when I showered him with kisses and affection earlier.   :x

I wish I was that dog.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 27, 2008, 01:40:06 AM
Would you have a dog and a cat?   :P

It would be cool. There are some that get along.

Muffin is on my shit list again.  He did not like it when I showered him with kisses and affection earlier.   :x

I wish I was that dog.  :lol:

But he does not like me.   :cry:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 27, 2008, 01:40:30 AM
Would you have a dog and a cat?   :P

It would be cool. There are some that get along.

Muffin is on my shit list again.  He did not like it when I showered him with kisses and affection earlier.   :x

I wish I was that dog.  :lol:

But he does not like me.   :cry:

But I like you.  :)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 27, 2008, 01:42:24 AM
Would you have a dog and a cat?   :P

It would be cool. There are some that get along.

Muffin is on my shit list again.  He did not like it when I showered him with kisses and affection earlier.   :x

I wish I was that dog.  :lol:

But he does not like me.   :cry:

But I like you.  :)

Good point.  And you're housebroken. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 27, 2008, 01:44:19 AM
Would you have a dog and a cat?   :P

It would be cool. There are some that get along.

Muffin is on my shit list again.  He did not like it when I showered him with kisses and affection earlier.   :x

I wish I was that dog.  :lol:

But he does not like me.   :cry:

But I like you.  :)

Good point.  And you're housebroken. 

Exactly.  :lol:
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Post by: DontTreadOnMike on December 28, 2008, 01:05:31 PM
(http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/wald-metallica.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 28, 2008, 01:07:12 PM
Hahaha! That's awesome.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on December 28, 2008, 03:11:39 PM
I loves me some Metallica though.   :D
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 28, 2008, 03:23:41 PM
I loves me some Metallica though.   :D

Oh yeah!  :)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 28, 2008, 03:31:15 PM
I loves me some Metallica though.   :D

Oh yeah!  :)

I'm thpethal. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on December 28, 2008, 03:34:05 PM
I loves me some Metallica though.   :D

Oh yeah!  :)

I'm thpethal. 

You're hot.  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 28, 2008, 03:36:12 PM
I loves me some Metallica though.   :D

Oh yeah!  :)

I'm thpethal. 

You're hot.  :P

You're right.  The fuzzy blanket does provide excellent warmth.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ciscokid1024 on December 28, 2008, 03:47:33 PM
Name the actress:


(http://www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com/images/raedawnchong2.jpg)


http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/jessicabiel/jessica_biel1ALT_300_400.jpg

(http://wallpapers.pixxp.com/wallpapers/36/This_Girls_Life_-_Rosario_Dawson.jpg)


(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/jessicabiel/jessica_biel1ALT_300_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 28, 2008, 04:02:36 PM
What do Rae Dawn Chong and Jessica Biel have to do with each other?   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ciscokid1024 on December 28, 2008, 05:33:33 PM
Nothing - i just think they are hot.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 28, 2008, 05:36:18 PM
Nothing - i just think they are hot.

Oh, okay.  Fair enough then.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on December 28, 2008, 09:13:34 PM
The Cisco Kid is awesome. My dad bought me a box set for Christmas.

(http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/cisco-kid-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on December 28, 2008, 10:55:22 PM
(http://www.mikebogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/stopcrime.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 28, 2008, 11:08:06 PM
(http://www.mikebogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/stopcrime.jpg)

Pepsi is gross.   :x
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on December 28, 2008, 11:11:30 PM
(http://www.mikebogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/stopcrime.jpg)

Pepsi is gross.   :x

Criminal.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 28, 2008, 11:22:03 PM
(http://www.mikebogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/stopcrime.jpg)

Pepsi is gross.   :x

Criminal.

You mean...criminally gorgeous?  Or...something.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on December 28, 2008, 11:23:03 PM
Yeah that 'stashe is hot.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on December 28, 2008, 11:35:17 PM
(http://www.incubaker.com/tank/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/goat_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on December 28, 2008, 11:42:47 PM
(http://www.websophist.com/GoatBoy.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 28, 2008, 11:46:17 PM
I lost six hours of my life in the Guggenheim museum once at this exhibit: 

http://www.cremaster.net/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on December 28, 2008, 11:48:15 PM
Anyone subscribe to Skeptic magazine?

http://www.skeptic.com/ (http://www.skeptic.com/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on December 29, 2008, 09:34:39 AM
Anyone subscribe to Skeptic magazine?

http://www.skeptic.com/ (http://www.skeptic.com/)


prob. "dyogenes"
being the cynic n all
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: joshuathesmart on December 29, 2008, 01:25:38 PM
(http://www.bucketmovies.com/images/donnie-darko1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on December 29, 2008, 02:03:34 PM
(http://www.bucketmovies.com/images/donnie-darko1.jpg)

They're making a sequel. It's supposed to come out in 2010 I think.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: joshuathesmart on December 29, 2008, 02:06:25 PM
Yea, S.Darko. I hope that they dont ruin it. Also, southland tales is by the same director and follows a similar themes
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 29, 2008, 02:16:21 PM
I lost six hours of my life in the Guggenheim museum once at this exhibit: 

http://www.cremaster.net/

I just clicked around on that.... :?

I don't get it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 29, 2008, 05:49:15 PM
I lost six hours of my life in the Guggenheim museum once at this exhibit: 

http://www.cremaster.net/

I just clicked around on that.... :?

I don't get it.

Exactly why I lost six hours of my life.  I have no idea what the fuck is going on there. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mikehz on December 29, 2008, 06:27:17 PM
I lost six hours of my life in the Guggenheim museum once at this exhibit: 

http://www.cremaster.net/

The great thing about crap art is that it's so democratic. Anyone can be an "artists." Just toss some crap together and you have a "work." Of course, to get it displayed publicly you need good political connections. Nobody is willingly going to pay for it!

And then you get that "emperor's new cloths" thing going: once a few self-proclaimed critics praise it, others feel too unsophisticated to point out that it's really just crap.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 29, 2008, 06:29:29 PM
I lost six hours of my life in the Guggenheim museum once at this exhibit: 

http://www.cremaster.net/

The great thing about crap art is that it's so democratic. Anyone can be an "artists." Just toss some crap together and you have a "work." Of course, to get it displayed publicly you need good political connections. Nobody is willingly going to pay for it!

And then you get that "emperor's new cloths" thing going: once a few self-proclaimed critics praise it, others feel too unsophisticated to point out that it's really just crap.

There were sculptures made out of Vaseline and beeswax.  They had a continuous trail of the stuff throughout the museum.  In Cremaster 5 some old lady has balls on her head or something.  I don't even know.  It was strange.  If I did drugs, I'd want to be high during that exhibition. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 29, 2008, 07:56:05 PM
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/funkstar_waisis.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 29, 2008, 08:04:42 PM
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/funkstar_waisis.gif)

ROR

(raugh out roud)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 29, 2008, 08:05:23 PM
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/funkstar_waisis.gif)

ROR

(raugh out roud)

I found it on TF.  Of course.

Seeing you post with me as your avatar is trippy.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 29, 2008, 08:13:23 PM
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/funkstar_waisis.gif)

ROR

(raugh out roud)

I found it on TF.  Of course.

Seeing you post with me as your avatar is trippy.   :lol:


Haha. I know. :-P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 29, 2008, 08:18:09 PM
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/funkstar_waisis.gif)

ROR

(raugh out roud)

I found it on TF.  Of course.

Seeing you post with me as your avatar is trippy.   :lol:

It confuses me sometimes.   :?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 29, 2008, 08:22:21 PM
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/funkstar_waisis.gif)

ROR

(raugh out roud)

I found it on TF.  Of course.

Seeing you post with me as your avatar is trippy.   :lol:

It confuses me sometimes.   :?


Me too.  And I did it, so that just tells you a little something.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 29, 2008, 10:33:43 PM
(http://www.recipebinder.co.uk/showimage.aspx?u=http%3a%2f%2fa874.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2fimages01%2f76%2fl_0de7bbdd1e8899e1fd712cc758182829.jpg&w=150&h=300)

Someone on TFD just posted that.  Ew.   :shock:

http://www.recipebinder.co.uk/recipe.aspx?rid=20598
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 29, 2008, 10:40:06 PM
There's too much shit in it.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 29, 2008, 10:40:28 PM
There's too much shit in it.  :lol:

You'd still eat it. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 29, 2008, 10:51:56 PM
There's too much shit in it.  :lol:

You'd still eat it. 

You know me too well.  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on December 29, 2008, 10:53:59 PM
ooohhh there he is.. Handsome..

Ready?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 29, 2008, 10:56:18 PM
ooohhh there he is.. Handsome..

Ready?

WAT 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on December 30, 2008, 12:55:08 AM
(http://www.craps.gr/img/online-craps-table.gif)

New shooter comin' out, place your bets.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 30, 2008, 01:45:32 PM
(http://www.moltz.net/~john/images/jesus_rides_a_dinosaur.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on December 30, 2008, 08:35:36 PM
(http://www.moltz.net/~john/images/jesus_rides_a_dinosaur.jpg)


Hahahahahahahahahahaha  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

stupid fuckin' christians.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on December 30, 2008, 09:18:38 PM
[youtube=425,350]vA5PGIVdAM0[/youtube]

(http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/7500/3432e6661c119dad3b36fe9sv0.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Andy on December 30, 2008, 11:06:01 PM
Gene responds: http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=11164.2415 (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=11164.2415)
 

Quote
(posted in another thread)

Quote
Quote from: Jizzy on December 11, 2008, 01:15:25 PM

I'm trying to beat Gene and his evil Christian Anarchy thread. 

You've got quite a way to go.  Keep trying though.



This thread is less than three weeks old.

Quote
There are some notable differences between your effort and mine.  I tried to make the discussion a serious one and keep it on topic.  Your thread is nothing more than trolls being trolls.  Nonsense on top of nonsense.

I do consider it somewhat flattering however, that I have created such a legend on these boards with a thread I've abandoned several times over the years.  I chose to abandon it each time not because of the trolls or because of some perceived "victory" by those opposing me, but rather because I have made my best attempt to answer all serious inquiries into the subject.  I will continue to do so but now that I have full control over the trolls here, I will keep it civilized here (OH NO !!!).

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 31, 2008, 12:06:53 AM
[youtube=425,350]G1bIqwnRVr8[/youtube]

...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 31, 2008, 12:09:50 AM
[youtube=425,350]G1bIqwnRVr8[/youtube]

...

I remember that my parents took me to see the Beavis and Butthead movie when it came out.  Even Ann came.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 31, 2008, 12:11:10 AM
I remember that my parents took me to see the Beavis and Butthead movie when it came out.  Even Ann came.   :lol:

The movie was ok. I liked the series better.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 31, 2008, 12:14:51 AM
I remember that my parents took me to see the Beavis and Butthead movie when it came out.  Even Ann came.   :lol:

The movie was ok. I liked the series better.

We lived in this old people community for a while after we moved to Florida, and the channel the neighborhood blocked and used for their bulletin shit was MTV, so I couldn't watch until it almost stopped airing, which made me sad.  I remember one of my favorite episodes was where one of them rolled the other down a landfill or something inside a tire.  I can barely remember it, but I remember it hurt and I was crying from laughing so hard. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 31, 2008, 12:17:25 AM
I remember that my parents took me to see the Beavis and Butthead movie when it came out.  Even Ann came.   :lol:

The movie was ok. I liked the series better.

We lived in this old people community for a while after we moved to Florida, and the channel the neighborhood blocked and used for their bulletin shit was MTV, so I couldn't watch until it almost stopped airing, which made me sad.  I remember one of my favorite episodes was where one of them rolled the other down a landfill or something inside a tire.  I can barely remember it, but I remember it hurt and I was crying from laughing so hard. 

Haha. I remember that one!

[youtube=425,350]SliHBgTjZ5c[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on December 31, 2008, 12:18:39 AM
http://www.mininova.org/tor/1045331

Yay internet.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 31, 2008, 12:21:52 AM
I remember that my parents took me to see the Beavis and Butthead movie when it came out.  Even Ann came.   :lol:

The movie was ok. I liked the series better.

We lived in this old people community for a while after we moved to Florida, and the channel the neighborhood blocked and used for their bulletin shit was MTV, so I couldn't watch until it almost stopped airing, which made me sad.  I remember one of my favorite episodes was where one of them rolled the other down a landfill or something inside a tire.  I can barely remember it, but I remember it hurt and I was crying from laughing so hard. 

Haha. I remember that one!

[youtube=425,350]SliHBgTjZ5c[/youtube]

Yet another one of the many reasons why I love you.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 31, 2008, 12:25:31 AM
Yet another one of the many reasons why I love you.   :lol:

I love you too, Lindsey.  :)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 31, 2008, 12:26:22 AM
Yet another one of the many reasons why I love you.   :lol:

I love you too, Lindsey.  :)

Tee-hee.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 31, 2008, 08:25:14 AM
Gene should post here.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mikehz on December 31, 2008, 11:20:52 AM
Gene should post here.   :P

He does not wish to add to a post which soon will out-pace his own.

It is interesting that even the breast thread is more popular than Gene's.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 31, 2008, 11:48:54 AM
I feel that it's because for the most part, Gene does not have anything positive to say about a large percentage of the regular posters here.  And that is his prerogative.  He has some interesting and informative things to say.  But so does everyone else, and at least they contribute to more than one main idea.  Speaking of, I wonder how Gene's doing with his biodiesel thing. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 31, 2008, 09:01:02 PM
(http://www.treehugger.com/happy-elephant-01.jpg)

Where did you get that picture of me at the Chinese buffet?   :P

I keed. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 31, 2008, 09:17:05 PM


Where did you get that picture of me at the Chinese buffet?   :P

I keed. 

I e-mailed Horhay and asked for pix of you in the shower. 


Since we're keeding. 

Yeah, I have to shower in the backyard now.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 31, 2008, 09:21:12 PM
I was poking around on you tube
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GHFs27TBVIM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GHFs27TBVIM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 31, 2008, 09:26:41 PM
Rapper impersonations
This guys is good.
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GaK09D4_weU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GaK09D4_weU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 01, 2009, 10:44:03 AM
I feel that it's because for the most part, Gene does not have anything positive to say about a large percentage of the regular posters here.  And that is his prerogative.  He has some interesting and informative things to say.  But so does everyone else, and at least they contribute to more than one main idea.  Speaking of, I wonder how Gene's doing with his biodiesel thing. 

GENE =

[youtube=425,350]CajJyuk3P_w[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 02, 2009, 09:39:39 PM
I like potatoes. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 02, 2009, 09:40:14 PM
I like potatoes. 

They are delicious.  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 02, 2009, 09:41:13 PM
I like potatoes. 

They are delicious.  :P

I'm having them for dinner.  Baked potatoes.  Hehe. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 02, 2009, 09:45:49 PM
I like potatoes. 

They are delicious.  :P

I'm having them for dinner.  Baked potatoes.  Hehe. 

Onomnomnom.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 02, 2009, 09:57:27 PM
I like potatoes. 

They are delicious.  :P

I'm having them for dinner.  Baked potatoes.  Hehe. 

Onomnomnom.

Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 02, 2009, 10:02:42 PM
I like potatoes. 

They are delicious.  :P

I'm having them for dinner.  Baked potatoes.  Hehe. 

Onomnomnom.

Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens.   :shock:

You will become a master of the art of Potatopancakery.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 02, 2009, 10:11:59 PM
I like potatoes. 

They are delicious.  :P

I'm having them for dinner.  Baked potatoes.  Hehe. 

Onomnomnom.

Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens.   :shock:

You will become a master of the art of Potatopancakery.

Excellent.  When do my lessons start? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 02, 2009, 10:22:52 PM
I like potatoes. 

They are delicious.  :P

I'm having them for dinner.  Baked potatoes.  Hehe. 

Onomnomnom.

Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens.   :shock:

You will become a master of the art of Potatopancakery.

Excellent.  When do my lessons start? 

It's easy as hell, sweetie. http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html (http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 03, 2009, 06:39:00 PM
I like potatoes. 

They are delicious.  :P

I'm having them for dinner.  Baked potatoes.  Hehe. 

Onomnomnom.

Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens.   :shock:

You will become a master of the art of Potatopancakery.

Excellent.  When do my lessons start? 

It's easy as hell, sweetie. http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html (http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html)

Nigga, I said I wanted YOU to teach me. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 03, 2009, 06:44:05 PM
I like potatoes. 

They are delicious.  :P

I'm having them for dinner.  Baked potatoes.  Hehe. 

Onomnomnom.

Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens.   :shock:

You will become a master of the art of Potatopancakery.

Excellent.  When do my lessons start? 

It's easy as hell, sweetie. http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html (http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html)

Nigga, I said I wanted YOU to teach me. 

I will teach you, hottie.  :)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 04, 2009, 12:41:26 AM
I like potatoes. 

They are delicious.  :P

I'm having them for dinner.  Baked potatoes.  Hehe. 

Onomnomnom.

Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens.   :shock:

You will become a master of the art of Potatopancakery.

Excellent.  When do my lessons start? 

It's easy as hell, sweetie. http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html (http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html)

Nigga, I said I wanted YOU to teach me. 

I will teach you, hottie.  :)

Excellent.  Your reward is teh secks.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 04, 2009, 12:48:18 AM
I like potatoes. 

They are delicious.  :P

I'm having them for dinner.  Baked potatoes.  Hehe. 

Onomnomnom.

Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens.   :shock:

You will become a master of the art of Potatopancakery.

Excellent.  When do my lessons start? 

It's easy as hell, sweetie. http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html (http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html)

Nigga, I said I wanted YOU to teach me. 

I will teach you, hottie.  :)

Excellent.  Your reward is teh secks.   :lol:

Mmmm I like it.  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 04, 2009, 12:50:43 AM
I figured you might. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 06, 2009, 10:33:09 AM
(http://www.matiklarweinart.com/images/gallery/moses-and-aaron-1971.jpg) (http://www.matiklarweinart.com/en/mati-klarwein-gallery.htm)

Abdul Mati Klarwein FTW
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on January 06, 2009, 01:51:23 PM
(http://www.matiklarweinart.com/images/gallery/moses-and-aaron-1971.jpg) (http://www.matiklarweinart.com/en/mati-klarwein-gallery.htm)

Abdul Mati Klarwein FTW

This guy's shit is amazing.

I like how he inconspicuously put the Tree of Life in there.

Jimi Hendrix:

(http://www.matiklarweinart.com/images/gallery/jimi-hendrix-1970.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 06, 2009, 02:33:19 PM
this guy is on acid
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on January 06, 2009, 03:03:07 PM
this guy is on acid

Really, really good acid.

Must have been Sandoz shit.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 06, 2009, 05:53:11 PM
Dick Marple (http://wiki.freetalklive.com/Dick_Marple) just forwarded this to everyone in his address book.

(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/3230/krispykremewm5.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on January 06, 2009, 06:01:29 PM
I'd fuck July.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: patrickj on January 06, 2009, 06:03:49 PM
February has like liver spots / std's on her foopa
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on January 06, 2009, 06:05:03 PM
February has like liver spots / std's on her foopa

I'm pretty sure those are stretch marks. Or hot sores.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: patrickj on January 06, 2009, 06:13:12 PM
Either way.. cringe.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on January 06, 2009, 06:15:21 PM
Either way.. cringe.

They need love too, you know.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 06, 2009, 06:23:34 PM
I have to stop reading this BBS whilst eating.

This. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 06, 2009, 06:27:54 PM
September is cute.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 06, 2009, 06:36:38 PM
September is cute.

...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 06, 2009, 11:34:32 PM
MUST...KILL...CHRISTIAN ANARCHY THREAD!  GAH! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mikehz on January 06, 2009, 11:39:28 PM
MUST...KILL...CHRISTIAN ANARCHY THREAD!  GAH! 

I know, I know--I broke down and posted there myself.

Must...resist...

What might be fun is if some gatekeeper admin went in and deleted half the posts.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 06, 2009, 11:40:17 PM
MUST...KILL...CHRISTIAN ANARCHY THREAD!  GAH! 

I know, I know--I broke down and posted there myself.

Must...resist...

What might be fun is if some gatekeeper admin went in and deleted half the posts.

I'd like to zap the whole fucking thing, after hijacking it to post incendiary messages on Gene's behalf.   :x
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on January 06, 2009, 11:41:42 PM
MUST...KILL...CHRISTIAN ANARCHY THREAD!  GAH! 

Fixed http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=26512.0 (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=26512.0)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 07, 2009, 12:52:46 AM
Hahaha!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 07, 2009, 12:55:52 AM
I think everyone should have a race between this thread and the excellent breasts thread to see which one can top the post count of Gene's thread.

They're both at around 125 pages right now, so it would be a good place to start.

No matter which thread wins, we all win!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 07, 2009, 01:02:02 AM
I think everyone should have a race between this thread and the excellent breasts thread to see which one can top the post count of Gene's thread.

They're both at around 125 pages right now, so it would be a good place to start.

No matter which thread wins, we all win!

We COULD merge it in to one super thread and immediately conquer Gene's diarrhea of the keyboard. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 07, 2009, 01:04:40 AM
I think everyone should have a race between this thread and the excellent breasts thread to see which one can top the post count of Gene's thread.

They're both at around 125 pages right now, so it would be a good place to start.

No matter which thread wins, we all win!

We COULD merge it in to one super thread and immediately conquer Gene's diarrhea of the keyboard. 

Yeah, but then we'd be diluting the purity of the booby thread.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 07, 2009, 01:05:42 AM
I think everyone should have a race between this thread and the excellent breasts thread to see which one can top the post count of Gene's thread.

They're both at around 125 pages right now, so it would be a good place to start.

No matter which thread wins, we all win!

We COULD merge it in to one super thread and immediately conquer Gene's diarrhea of the keyboard. 

Yeah, but then we'd be diluting the purity of the booby thread.

This one has boobies too.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 07, 2009, 01:06:44 AM
I think everyone should have a race between this thread and the excellent breasts thread to see which one can top the post count of Gene's thread.

They're both at around 125 pages right now, so it would be a good place to start.

No matter which thread wins, we all win!

We COULD merge it in to one super thread and immediately conquer Gene's diarrhea of the keyboard. 

Yeah, but then we'd be diluting the purity of the booby thread.

This one has boobies too.   :lol:

Yeah, but Ian made boobs.freetalklive.com point at the boob thread. We should leave it be.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 07, 2009, 01:09:47 AM
Holy shit! He did!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 07, 2009, 01:10:18 AM
Holy shit! He did!  :lol:

;-)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Andy on January 07, 2009, 08:38:56 AM
Did this thread and the other one both lose a few posts?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 07, 2009, 09:05:41 AM
Did this thread and the other one both lose a few posts?

Yes.

Someone requested that all of their posts be deleted from their account.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 07, 2009, 09:16:02 AM
Someone requested that all of their posts be deleted from their account.
Blackie, RussianPedo, or Richard?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 07, 2009, 09:19:29 AM
Did this thread and the other one both lose a few posts?

Yes.

Someone requested that all of their posts be deleted from their account.

Who did that?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 07, 2009, 09:20:45 AM
The Messenger.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 07, 2009, 11:03:10 AM
The Messenger.
Whaaaaaaaa?

Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 07, 2009, 11:03:33 AM
The Messenger.
Whaaaaaaaa?

Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.

He's not.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 07, 2009, 11:38:16 AM
vas is los?

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 07, 2009, 11:52:13 AM
Damn, I never find anything out anymore.  :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 07, 2009, 01:20:44 PM
The Messenger.
Whaaaaaaaa?

Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.

He's not.
Then why delete all his old posts?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 07, 2009, 01:29:01 PM
The Messenger.
Whaaaaaaaa?

Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.

He's not.
Then why delete all his old posts?

Why not just ask me, Denis?  Instead of gossiping like my mother about what the neighbors are doing in their back yard. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 07, 2009, 01:29:33 PM
The Messenger.
Whaaaaaaaa?

Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.

He's not.
Then why delete all his old posts?

Why don't you ask him?

I probably shouldn't have even said who it was.

EDIT: Responded too late.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 07, 2009, 01:52:21 PM
The Messenger.
Whaaaaaaaa?

Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.

He's not.
Then why delete all his old posts?

Why not just ask me, Denis?  Instead of gossiping like my mother about what the neighbors are doing in their back yard. 
Shit, I figgered you weren't here anymore, what with all your posts deleted. And I was too lazy to check.

So... what's the scoop? An ex is stalking you? Cops gathering evidence? Whut?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 07, 2009, 02:47:29 PM
.........inquiring (bored, meddling, nosy, diner/hairdresser-gossiping) minds want to know.

me?....i'd wait till the doldrums of winter.....when NOTHING is happening, to stir it up....
but, that's me.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on January 07, 2009, 04:07:13 PM
YEAH BRASKY TELL US LOL.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 07, 2009, 06:33:12 PM
The Messenger.
Whaaaaaaaa?

Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.

He's not.
Then why delete all his old posts?

Why don't you ask him?

I probably shouldn't have even said who it was.

EDIT: Responded too late.


No harm, John.  Its alright.  If I cared, I would have asked for some anonymity. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 07, 2009, 06:49:29 PM
note to messenger:

[youtube=425,350]angi1vwUkQc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 07, 2009, 06:53:51 PM
i'll be preemptive here:
(brasky answer at 0:13 in)

[youtube=425,350]Zrpx4NAtsFQ&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 07, 2009, 10:46:32 PM
The Messenger.
Whaaaaaaaa?

Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.

He's not.
Then why delete all his old posts?

Why not just ask me, Denis?  Instead of gossiping like my mother about what the neighbors are doing in their back yard. 
Shit, I figgered you weren't here anymore, what with all your posts deleted. And I was too lazy to check.

So... what's the scoop? An ex is stalking you? Cops gathering evidence? Whut?

Theres no scoop.  Just one less detail to consider, if I ever decide to consider the details.  

(Thats my story, and I'm stickin' to it)




LOL @ Riddler.  Pretty much, that.  
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 07, 2009, 11:00:21 PM
Theres no scoop.

(http://www.johnlewis.com/jl_assets/product/230400302.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 08, 2009, 02:21:39 AM
Theres no scoop.

(http://www.johnlewis.com/jl_assets/product/230400302.jpg)

Really man? 


Cool. 







Hey, by the way...  Fuck you, Denis. 

Seriously. 


We clear on that? 






Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 08, 2009, 10:28:47 AM
Damn. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 08, 2009, 11:02:08 AM
Hey, by the way...  Fuck you, Denis. 

Seriously. 


We clear on that? 
Damn, this is obviously a lot more of a sore spot than I would guessed.

Definitely woman-related. Cop trouble generally doesn't elicit such an emotional response.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 08, 2009, 06:16:13 PM
you fucking people let this thread get to page 2.
what the fuck is the matter with you?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 08, 2009, 06:21:15 PM
you fucking people let this thread get to page 2.
what the fuck is the matter with you?

WAT!
This shit better get to 300+, otherwise Christian Anarchy IS the only answer.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 08, 2009, 06:56:44 PM
you fucking people let this thread get to page 2.
what the fuck is the matter with you?

WAT!
This shit better get to 300+, otherwise Christian Anarchy IS the only answer.

You shut your whore mouth and take that back right now! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 08, 2009, 07:04:09 PM
you fucking people let this thread get to page 2.
what the fuck is the matter with you?

WAT!
This shit better get to 300+, otherwise Christian Anarchy IS the only answer.

You shut your whore mouth and take that back right now! 

I'll shut it between your legs.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 08, 2009, 07:06:57 PM
you fucking people let this thread get to page 2.
what the fuck is the matter with you?

WAT!
This shit better get to 300+, otherwise Christian Anarchy IS the only answer.

You shut your whore mouth and take that back right now! 

I'll shut it between your legs.  :lol:

(http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/3238/1188027959769kz5.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 08, 2009, 07:08:09 PM
you fucking people let this thread get to page 2.
what the fuck is the matter with you?

WAT!
This shit better get to 300+, otherwise Christian Anarchy IS the only answer.

You shut your whore mouth and take that back right now! 

I'll shut it between your legs.  :lol:

(http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/3238/1188027959769kz5.png)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/orly.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 08, 2009, 08:26:17 PM
(http://netninja.com/images/lj/ya_rly.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on January 08, 2009, 08:28:22 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/thekatieway/wat.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 08, 2009, 08:32:04 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/thekatieway/wat.jpg)

Funny you should post this.  Jizzy asked me one night where this whole "WAT" thing came from, and I told him to Google it, and this is the first result or second I think.  Anyway, he ended up laughing so hard that he made me laugh pretty hard, and I was in the grocery store so people thought I was nuts. 

Bastard.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on January 08, 2009, 08:34:07 PM
 :lol:

Seriously they shouldn't do that though.

(http://ramblingrhodes.mu.nu/archives/internet-serious-business-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on January 08, 2009, 08:38:12 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(http://www.pacificislandbooks.com/JPEGS/Serious%20Business%20of%20Governing.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 08, 2009, 08:39:15 PM
 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :x
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 08, 2009, 09:02:07 PM
Those images are funny as hell.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 09, 2009, 07:42:13 AM

Funny you should post this.  Jizzy asked me one night where this whole "WAT" thing came from, and I told him to Google it, and this is the first result or second I think.  Anyway, he ended up laughing so hard that he made me laugh pretty hard, and I was in the grocery store so people thought I was nuts. 

Bastard.   :lol:

"Waters Corporation (NYSE: WAT) creates business advantage for laboratory-dependent organizations by delivering practical and sustainable innovation to enable significant advancements in such areas as healthcare delivery, environmental management, food safety, and water quality worldwide. "

crickets
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 09, 2009, 11:45:26 AM
Dealing out the agony within
Charging hard and no ones gonna give in
Living on your knees, conformity
Or dying on your feet for honesty
Inbred, our bodies work as one
Bloody, but never cry submission
Following our instinct not a trend
Go against the grain until the end

[chorus:]
Blood will follow blood
Dying time is here
Damage incorporated
[end chorus]

Slamming through, dont fuck with razorback
Stepping out? youll feel our hell on your back
Blood follows blood and we make sure
Life aint for you and were the cure
Honesty is my only excuse
Try to rob us of it, but its no use
Steamroller action crushing all
Victim is your name and you shall fall

[chorus]

We chew and spit you out
We laugh, you scream and shout
All flee, with fear you run
Youll know just where we come from

Damage incorporated

Damage jackals ripping right through you
Sight and smell of this, it gets me goin
Know just how to get just what we want
Tear it from your soul in nightly hunt
Fuck it all and fucking no regrets
Never happy ending on these dark sets
Alls fair for damage inc. you see
Step a little closer if you please

[chorus].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 09, 2009, 04:37:07 PM
^^^^^
The Master of Puppets album is awesome.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 09, 2009, 05:35:34 PM
(http://beatallica.org/images/websiteblood08/splashblood%5B2%5D.JPG) (http://beatallica.com/)



These guys *ROCK*


Apropos for this thread:   Ktulu (He's so heavy) (04/28/07)
[youtube=425,350]FuDw2dN1xBM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Tracer Tong on January 09, 2009, 09:26:51 PM
(http://www.midwayusa.com/midwayusa/staticpages/highres/917441.jpg)

Loading thirty of these over four hours is hurty to the thumb.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 10, 2009, 08:21:35 AM
(http://www.midwayusa.com/midwayusa/staticpages/highres/917441.jpg)

Loading thirty of these over four hours is hurty to the thumb.


I wish I even knew what that was.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 10, 2009, 09:02:40 AM
(http://www.midwayusa.com/midwayusa/staticpages/highres/917441.jpg)

Loading thirty of these over four hours is hurty to the thumb.


I wish I even knew what that was.   :lol:

It's a magazine clip, sweetie.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 10, 2009, 09:05:19 AM
It's a magazine clip, sweetie.  :lol:

FTFY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 10, 2009, 09:09:21 AM
It's a magazine clipTHING THAT HOLDS A LOT OF BULLETS, sweetie.  :lol:

FTFY

double ftfy
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sinceredagreat on January 10, 2009, 09:10:14 AM
It's a magazine clip, sweetie.  :lol:

FTFY

Thank you for correcting that. And loading thirty of them is hard to you???

I used to load 10 of them in about 20 minutes. I could tell you some speed tricks,even if you are doing it by hand and not using a speedloader.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 10, 2009, 09:20:04 AM
And loading thirty of them is hard to you???

Not me.

<<< Blunderbuss Shaw, king of the range, master of the 600 yard four inch grouping.*





*With the right gun.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Tracer Tong on January 10, 2009, 09:27:48 AM
It's a magazine clip, sweetie.  :lol:

FTFY

Thank you for correcting that. And loading thirty of them is hard to you???

I used to load 10 of them in about 20 minutes. I could tell you some speed tricks,even if you are doing it by hand and not using a speedloader.

I said it hurt my thumb.  I didn't say it was hard.  And no, I'm not using a speedloader.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sinceredagreat on January 10, 2009, 09:29:01 AM
It's a magazine clip, sweetie.  :lol:

FTFY

Thank you for correcting that. And loading thirty of them is hard to you???

I used to load 10 of them in about 20 minutes. I could tell you some speed tricks,even if you are doing it by hand and not using a speedloader.

I said it hurt my thumb.  I didn't say it was hard.


You need a tougher thumb then...lol

Are you using a speedloader? Those at first can be hell on the thumbs until you figure out how to do it right.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 10, 2009, 09:46:33 AM
And loading thirty of them is hard to you???

Not me.

<<< Blunderbuss Shaw, king of the range, master of the 600 yard four inch grouping.*





*With the right gun.

a howitzer?

(shitstorm in ....3.....2.....1)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 10, 2009, 03:28:38 PM
Oh whoops. Thanks for the correction.  :oops:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on January 10, 2009, 03:47:54 PM
(http://miscellany.lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/bruhin-sacrifice.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 10, 2009, 03:50:38 PM
a howitzer?

(shitstorm in ....3.....2.....1)

A Sako. Or a really well pimped out M-14. Or one of several other guns.

It's almost an eight foot drop you're looking at, but with the right glass and knowing your traj, you can do eet no problem.

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Post by: Taors on January 10, 2009, 03:52:59 PM
(http://miscellany.lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/bruhin-sacrifice.jpg)

Is he...?
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Post by: Russell Griswold on January 10, 2009, 04:22:51 PM
Is he...?

I think so...  :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 10, 2009, 04:26:55 PM
a howitzer?

(shitstorm in ....3.....2.....1)

A Sako. Or a really well pimped out M-14. Or one of several other guns.

It's almost an eight foot drop you're looking at, but with the right glass and knowing your traj, you can do eet no problem.




most excellent, mr. bond
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Post by: Lindsey on January 10, 2009, 04:30:30 PM
What the FUCK?! 
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Post by: sillyperson on January 10, 2009, 09:17:56 PM
What the FUCK?! 
Is THAT what they're doing? Is this "devour porn" again?
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Post by: John Shaw on January 11, 2009, 04:42:02 PM
(http://shackpics.com/download.x?file=23gxxsi_xbk828tn3lvfm73vtbdn.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 11, 2009, 04:42:20 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=dune_5yr9j2bdb8x2ynmbrjb2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 11, 2009, 05:02:36 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=busatlas_z3t2gd0jsu90uchixu22.jpg)
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Post by: Riddler on January 11, 2009, 05:41:21 PM
i'm fucking joining these people
if only to drive the bus
& get my hippy-freak on
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Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on January 11, 2009, 05:44:46 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=dune_5yr9j2bdb8x2ynmbrjb2.jpg)
Ah that is horrible but so funny
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Post by: John Shaw on January 11, 2009, 09:52:06 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=LOLHAITHAR_pkz3a2ej3w3mmwwxpzip.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 11, 2009, 09:52:37 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=11146243762641jm_k1isordhsatqi4qgha4r.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 11, 2009, 09:53:47 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ce5b43745912263cebdce2dd9233d9_c6vadvtpj63dd0urcx5h.jpeg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 11, 2009, 09:59:54 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=LOLHAITHAR_pkz3a2ej3w3mmwwxpzip.jpg)

Where did you get this picture of me in the morning?   :shock:
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Post by: John Shaw on January 11, 2009, 10:03:37 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=fdj123842184_8gi8u1ojrcovaxchrhs1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 11, 2009, 10:11:41 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=sadhappyboom_7n95lmiquajrzjlt1yyc.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 11, 2009, 10:21:09 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Dinosexx0r_abadljv10p64u0w10dwo.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on January 11, 2009, 10:23:11 PM
(http://www.authorstream.com/Content/Octavio-11464-Funny-images-music-Entertainment-ppt-powerpoint-118_88.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on January 11, 2009, 10:27:39 PM
(http://32flavors.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/funny_signs_3.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on January 11, 2009, 11:04:05 PM
I LIKE POTATOES.
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Post by: John Shaw on January 11, 2009, 11:04:40 PM
I LIKE POTATOES.

I like bow ties.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=lolfashion_01_2f9xrk4q6w91q4chr59g.jpg)
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Post by: Rodeen on January 11, 2009, 11:50:14 PM
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j247/rashellkhan/Truffleshuffle.gif)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on January 11, 2009, 11:52:30 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA BURN!!!

(http://i.dailyherald.com/stories/118/118972.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on January 12, 2009, 12:21:34 AM
THIS...

(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0003wxct)

Is above my linen closet right now. 

HALP. 
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Post by: Rodeen on January 12, 2009, 12:30:32 AM
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
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Post by: Lindsey on January 12, 2009, 12:36:40 AM
That's what my friend said...
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Post by: Rodeen on January 12, 2009, 12:56:11 AM
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/CrazyOwwin/SurpriseSpider.jpg)
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Post by: Taors on January 12, 2009, 02:34:28 AM
I LIKE POTATOES.

I like bow ties.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=lolfashion_01_2f9xrk4q6w91q4chr59g.jpg)

Damn, I'd look good in that outfit.
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Post by: Riddler on January 12, 2009, 10:03:18 AM
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j247/rashellkhan/Truffleshuffle.gif)


capt. picard with a tommy gun???!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sinceredagreat on January 12, 2009, 10:14:07 AM
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j247/rashellkhan/Truffleshuffle.gif)


capt. picard with a tommy gun???!!!

He is on the Holodeck. It's from a Star Trek movie I think. I am pretty sure that wasn't on any episode, and I vaguely remember that scene. It might be from the movie Star Trek: First Contact, but don't quote me on that.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on January 12, 2009, 01:07:38 PM
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j247/rashellkhan/Truffleshuffle.gif)


capt. picard with a tommy gun???!!!

He is on the Holodeck. It's from a Star Trek movie I think. I am pretty sure that wasn't on any episode, and I vaguely remember that scene. It might be from the movie Star Trek: First Contact, but don't quote me on that.

I will quote you on that, because you're right.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sinceredagreat on January 12, 2009, 01:33:42 PM
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j247/rashellkhan/Truffleshuffle.gif)


capt. picard with a tommy gun???!!!

He is on the Holodeck. It's from a Star Trek movie I think. I am pretty sure that wasn't on any episode, and I vaguely remember that scene. It might be from the movie Star Trek: First Contact, but don't quote me on that.

I will quote you on that, because you're right.

Damn I'm good....

or a nerd.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on January 12, 2009, 01:38:44 PM
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j247/rashellkhan/Truffleshuffle.gif)


capt. picard with a tommy gun???!!!

He is on the Holodeck. It's from a Star Trek movie I think. I am pretty sure that wasn't on any episode, and I vaguely remember that scene. It might be from the movie Star Trek: First Contact, but don't quote me on that.

I will quote you on that, because you're right.

Damn I'm good....

or a nerd.

The term geek is more preferable.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sinceredagreat on January 12, 2009, 01:39:55 PM
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j247/rashellkhan/Truffleshuffle.gif)


capt. picard with a tommy gun???!!!

He is on the Holodeck. It's from a Star Trek movie I think. I am pretty sure that wasn't on any episode, and I vaguely remember that scene. It might be from the movie Star Trek: First Contact, but don't quote me on that.

I will quote you on that, because you're right.

Damn I'm good....

or a nerd.

The term geek is more preferable.

Maybe I am a trekkie on the down low...damn...I just tested myself to see if I could name all the members from the cast of the original, Next Generation, and Voyager, and I can...Fuck!
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Post by: Taors on January 12, 2009, 01:41:11 PM
I've actually never seen Voyager. Actually...wait...I saw one episode where they had to remove this creature off a klingon woman, and they were using the medical files from a Cardassian who was a Bjoran war criminal, so there was like this huge moral dillemma...but that was the only episode. Is Voyager as good as TNG and DS9?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 12, 2009, 01:46:13 PM
(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6001/gandalfwr1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sinceredagreat on January 12, 2009, 01:47:32 PM
I've actually never seen Voyager. Actually...wait...I saw one episode where they had to remove this creature off a klingon woman, and they were using the medical files from a Cardassian who was a Bjoran war criminal, so there was like this huge moral dillemma...but that was the only episode. Is Voyager as good as TNG and DS9?

I don't know, to tell you the truth. Getting into Voyager is like watching the Matrix movies. If I show you Reloaded and Revolutions first (Reloaded being TNG and Revolutions being DS9 and Voyager, then show you The Matrix (standing in for the original Star trek), you will say all the movies were good. But if I show you the original Matrix first, and you watch it a million times because you love it so much, then show you Reloaded and Revolutions, you will say the original is better. So in this analogy, I say I watched Reloaded first, Then a little of the first Matrix, then Revolutions, then the rest of the original Matrix. Jeri Ryan is good as the former Borg character, but to me she acts like a Vulcan, and the Vulcan on the ship acts too human (another Trekkie gripe). But overall, its as good as DS9, but not as good as TNG. I put TNG a little over the original though.
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Post by: Taors on January 12, 2009, 01:49:07 PM
I have no idea what you just said, but it sounded like a positive review of Voyager. Sounds good.
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Post by: John Shaw on January 13, 2009, 12:38:13 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=carls_sister_i5088zdu1zsa4o592y78.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sinceredagreat on January 13, 2009, 12:41:16 AM
I have no idea what you just said, but it sounded like a positive review of Voyager. Sounds good.

I like it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 13, 2009, 12:46:44 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=nonphotoshop_0czbqrjp5fphcmwb329q.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 13, 2009, 12:50:44 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=nonphotoshop_0czbqrjp5fphcmwb329q.jpg)

WAT
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 13, 2009, 01:08:30 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=watermellonWTF_gqkj5413zp531d3cs07z.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 13, 2009, 01:14:45 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1211323227305_gtntmbgfu08lvtnpb48m.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 13, 2009, 01:18:58 AM
What's with the surprise dicks here? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sinceredagreat on January 13, 2009, 01:20:01 AM
What's with the surprise dicks here? 

I can look at that shit without getting the bubbleguts.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on January 13, 2009, 01:27:51 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1211323227305_gtntmbgfu08lvtnpb48m.gif)

Sweet.
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Post by: gibson042 on January 13, 2009, 09:29:45 AM
(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/man0frice/graff/filephpavatar1243612187dn3.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 13, 2009, 11:41:49 AM
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2203/fireor8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on January 14, 2009, 12:36:43 AM
(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u162/r3d5tar/random/ninjafire.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 16, 2009, 09:49:05 AM
The commute this morning was awesome. (http://i.dailyherald.com/stories/120/120200.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on January 16, 2009, 09:51:35 AM
GOD BLESS BARACK OBAMA!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 16, 2009, 12:01:19 PM
The commute this morning was awesome. (http://i.dailyherald.com/stories/120/120200.jpg)

Holy Barack Obama, Batman! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on January 16, 2009, 07:32:39 PM
The commute this morning was awesome. (http://i.dailyherald.com/stories/120/120200.jpg)

Holy Barack Obama, Batman! 

Barack Obama dammit!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on January 16, 2009, 08:12:25 PM
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4638/goatsechildzi0.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on January 16, 2009, 08:20:40 PM
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4638/goatsechildzi0.jpg)

Thats fuckin sick yo
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Mel on January 16, 2009, 10:16:19 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=stonedkitty_lol_n0isb26qyk1won2wzaep.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 17, 2009, 01:07:07 PM
LOL WUT

(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd51/sherare82/crocoduck.jpg)



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Post by: Russell Griswold on January 17, 2009, 01:10:11 PM
Ah yes, the crocoduck... A fine animal...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 17, 2009, 01:12:25 PM
Ah yes, the crocoduck... A fine animal...

We should get one when the kids get older.   :lol:
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Post by: sillyperson on January 17, 2009, 04:29:59 PM
LOL WUT
Dude, that was one cool-ass duckodile
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 17, 2009, 04:30:47 PM
LOL WUT
Dude, that was one cool-ass duckodile

I saw it on a TF thread this morning.  I'll try and find the other ones that person posted as well. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 17, 2009, 04:32:54 PM
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3553/rapems8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on January 17, 2009, 04:33:40 PM
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3553/rapems8.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHA   XD
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 17, 2009, 04:36:21 PM
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd51/sherare82/dogchair.jpg)

(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd51/sherare82/Doguin.jpg)

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Post by: sillyperson on January 17, 2009, 04:37:25 PM
Linux for Dogs: a mascot
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on January 17, 2009, 04:40:58 PM
the dog in the chair is awesome!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 17, 2009, 04:43:02 PM
One of our dogs sits in chairs all the time.  She won't even sit down on a hard surface.  Not even for food. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 17, 2009, 04:48:52 PM
told u dogs were cooler
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Post by: Russell Griswold on January 17, 2009, 04:51:05 PM
One of our dogs sits in chairs all the time.  She won't even sit down on a hard surface.  Not even for food. 

That's pretty awesome!  :)
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Post by: Jetfire on January 17, 2009, 05:23:43 PM
One of our dogs sits in chairs all the time.  She won't even sit down on a hard surface.  Not even for food. 

This was like 7 years ago I put shades on my dog and sat her at the table. I gave her a frisbee with water lol

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h102/Jetfire769/mydoggythree33.jpg)

We had a table in the back yard that she would jump on all the time

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h102/Jetfire769/mydoggythree333.jpg)
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Post by: Riddler on January 17, 2009, 05:50:02 PM
your dog has the eyes of satan.
(prob. got bit by a cat)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 17, 2009, 11:04:18 PM
(http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2007/04/27/mantillas14.jpg)





































(http://www.artsick.com/parrots/jesus_wept.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on January 18, 2009, 04:00:30 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MasterShake on January 18, 2009, 10:18:55 AM
Once upon a time there was a little boy full of hope and dreams.

One day, he slipped on a patch of ice, hit his head and died.

NOrmally this would be the end, but this started his strange, psychadelic journey into pointlessness.

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 18, 2009, 10:35:42 AM
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/78/firebreastqv2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 18, 2009, 10:44:29 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/384798903_3cbb8b2095_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 18, 2009, 10:50:42 AM
(http://www.businessweek.com/careers/workingparents/blog/archives/berenstein.bmp)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 18, 2009, 12:00:03 PM
(http://www.businessweek.com/careers/workingparents/blog/archives/berenstein.bmp)

I think I just got pwn3d. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 18, 2009, 12:30:51 PM
(http://www.businessweek.com/careers/workingparents/blog/archives/berenstein.bmp)

I think I just got pwn3d. 

Hahaha.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 18, 2009, 12:39:58 PM
(http://www.businessweek.com/careers/workingparents/blog/archives/berenstein.bmp)

I think I just got pwn3d. 

Hahaha.  :lol:

Whatchoo laughin' at, mister? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 18, 2009, 12:48:08 PM
Whatchoo laughin' at, mister? 

Daddy wants to make mommy moan.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 18, 2009, 12:51:52 PM
Whatchoo laughin' at, mister? 

Daddy wants to make mommy moan.  :lol:

Oh snap.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 18, 2009, 12:53:32 PM
Whatchoo laughin' at, mister? 

Daddy wants to make mommy moan.  :lol:

Oh snap.   :shock:

*hides under comforter*
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 18, 2009, 12:55:57 PM
And that's daddy trying to trick mommy in to a game of hide and seek...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 18, 2009, 12:59:41 PM
And that's daddy trying to trick mommy in to a game of hide and seek...

I call it hide and lick.  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 18, 2009, 01:00:26 PM
And that's daddy trying to trick mommy in to a game of hide and seek...

I call it hide and lick.  :P

 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by: Riddler on January 18, 2009, 02:51:31 PM
hide the salami?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 18, 2009, 02:52:43 PM
hide the salami?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I called it salami last night and he cracked up like a retarded child.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 18, 2009, 02:53:44 PM
hide the salami?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I called it salami last night and he cracked up like a retarded child.   :lol:


who?
jizzy?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 18, 2009, 02:54:17 PM
hide the salami?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I called it salami last night and he cracked up like a retarded child.   :lol:


who?
jizzy?

Yeah, sorry.  I'm too busy laughing to be coherent.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 18, 2009, 02:55:38 PM
hide the salami?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I called it salami last night and he cracked up like a retarded child.   :lol:

I guess it's just amusing to have my cock compared to a deli product.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on January 18, 2009, 06:15:39 PM
[youtube=700,500]tAOVkKWNfdo[/youtube]

Time for some new underwear!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 18, 2009, 06:43:30 PM
hello, burger-flipper
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on January 19, 2009, 01:08:15 PM
Wow I'm impressed with how fast he ran. I guess when death is near you don't need those PF Flyers to run fast.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 19, 2009, 05:20:58 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=baconhitler_3o7pu63wteq8j2d492f7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 19, 2009, 09:52:15 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 19, 2009, 10:20:42 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)

That's quite a contraption there.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on January 19, 2009, 10:23:04 PM
looks painful   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 19, 2009, 11:20:28 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)

That's quite a contraption there.

It's actually kind of frightening.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 19, 2009, 11:25:52 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)

That's quite a contraption there.

It's actually kind of frightening.   :lol:

Would you try it?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 19, 2009, 11:32:15 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)

That's quite a contraption there.

It's actually kind of frightening.   :lol:

Would you try it?  :lol:

Eh, probably once.  I'll try most things.  But I'd rather try you...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 19, 2009, 11:34:12 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)

That's quite a contraption there.

It's actually kind of frightening.   :lol:

Would you try it?  :lol:

Eh, probably once.  I'll try most things.  But I'd rather try you...

Mmmmm.  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 20, 2009, 08:03:47 AM
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s272/DreadnoughtBB35/get_a_room.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 20, 2009, 08:14:07 AM
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s272/DreadnoughtBB35/get_a_room.jpg)

We did. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on January 20, 2009, 06:45:30 PM
Bees eat oats for buttery enjoyment.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on January 20, 2009, 07:00:54 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)

What is with the guy swaying in the back? 

His sway indicates that he wants a ride.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 22, 2009, 10:37:55 PM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5481/lolwutsp3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 22, 2009, 10:42:12 PM
(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x49/hintzry/1231285602748.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 23, 2009, 07:54:55 PM
(http://www.burbia.com/files/images/jerrysign6b.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 23, 2009, 08:49:13 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ohsnap_1fpmt8qheloa56goc8fk.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on January 23, 2009, 08:49:41 PM
And you said Ruby Rod was scary. >_>
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cowcidile on January 24, 2009, 02:08:15 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)


I friggin love that movie.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 24, 2009, 08:48:48 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)


I friggin love that movie.

Wait...

WAT
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on January 24, 2009, 10:28:28 AM
(http://shackpics.com/download.x?file=1228237294440_ga93su8txqk3fhqz66n3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 24, 2009, 10:32:20 AM
Those boots are too warm for that kind of weather.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on January 24, 2009, 10:39:31 AM
Those boots are too warm for that kind of weather.

I think they're fine except for the absence of symbols.  How can you discern the weather, anyway?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on January 24, 2009, 11:10:41 AM
More chaos:

(http://shackpics.com/download.x?file=icie5xk86h70kywhcp75.jpg)

Cthulhu fhtagn!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 24, 2009, 11:11:37 AM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2dmf7yd.gif)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/dvg4m.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 24, 2009, 11:31:16 AM
Those boots are too warm for that kind of weather.

I think they're fine except for the absence of symbols.  How can you discern the weather, anyway?


no party hats (broad don't got erect nips, my good man)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 24, 2009, 11:32:31 AM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2dmf7yd.gif)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/dvg4m.gif)


that dog looks fucked up...or psychotic....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Tracer Tong on January 24, 2009, 11:47:44 AM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2dmf7yd.gif)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/dvg4m.gif)

Jesus, serious voodoo in those cupcakes.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on January 24, 2009, 05:10:46 PM
(http://shackpics.com/files/mcjoker_plcn6bg4t04kkuq9os7e.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 25, 2009, 12:34:16 PM
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v368/95/97/1613766793/n1613766793_36018_2260.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on January 25, 2009, 07:47:01 PM
(http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp273/crossbow419/homergif.gif)(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t237/ekuniverse/Failure.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on January 26, 2009, 07:08:28 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3157/2781702559_10006e4be3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on January 27, 2009, 04:02:18 AM
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/abscessrotting/Webjunk/Obabo-1.jpg)

OBABO!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 27, 2009, 11:57:42 AM
GOD BLESS BARACK OBAMA! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 27, 2009, 05:18:39 PM
GOD BLESS BARACK OBAMA! 

GOD BLESS THAT FUCKING NIGGER!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 27, 2009, 10:26:48 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1233091233789_n2o6qzcs3okvwd2nd4bd.jpg)

I accidentally the whole thing!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on January 27, 2009, 11:36:13 PM
GOD BLESS BARACK OBAMA! 

GOD BLESS THAT FUCKING NIGGER!!!

Fuck obama i'm talkin about obabo!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on January 28, 2009, 12:44:06 AM
[youtube=650,500]h05ZQ7WHw8Y[/youtube]

I'm ordering five of these babies.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on January 28, 2009, 12:48:36 AM
yea thats funny but it originated from this one and i feel like it represents the government in a satire view from a libertarians view sorta lol plus its funnier!

[youtube=425,350]bWHlvtWhum0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 28, 2009, 12:51:12 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=baconhitler_3o7pu63wteq8j2d492f7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on January 28, 2009, 12:57:02 AM
John didnt you already post that? is funny though lol
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 28, 2009, 07:59:23 PM
(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3745/93249729wy6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on January 28, 2009, 08:01:47 PM
5

Come on, that was an easy one.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 28, 2009, 08:06:10 PM
5

Come on, that was an easy one.

Hey Dave, did you ever pass that last test that you retook? I forgot to ask you earlier...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on January 28, 2009, 08:20:32 PM
5

Come on, that was an easy one.

Hey Dave, did you ever pass that last test that you retook? I forgot to ask you earlier...

YES!!!! Passed the seismic! I can now legally design buildings in California.

You have a good memory, Jizz

Its really funny you should ask. The letter had been sitting in my mailbox for a couple days because I was out of town, and I just got to checking it this morning. It takes them 3 months to score a scantron.  :? Effing government!




Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 28, 2009, 08:23:31 PM
5

Come on, that was an easy one.

Hey Dave, did you ever pass that last test that you retook? I forgot to ask you earlier...

YES!!!! Passed the seismic! I can now legally design buildings in California.

You have a good memory, Jizz

Its really funny you should ask. The letter had been sitting in my mailbox for a couple days because I was out of town, and I just got to checking it this morning. It takes them 3 months to score a scantron.  :? Effing government!

Shit, man. Congratulations!  :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on January 28, 2009, 08:30:44 PM
5

Come on, that was an easy one.

Hey Dave, did you ever pass that last test that you retook? I forgot to ask you earlier...

YES!!!! Passed the seismic! I can now legally design buildings in California.

You have a good memory, Jizz

Its really funny you should ask. The letter had been sitting in my mailbox for a couple days because I was out of town, and I just got to checking it this morning. It takes them 3 months to score a scantron.  :? Effing government!

Shit, man. Congratulations!  :D

Thanks! 

Test is 2-8 hour days with 3 parts

Part 1 General Civil (passed 1st time)

Part 2 Surveying (passed 1st time)

Part 3 Seismic (passed 3rd time)

Took me 3 tries total but the first time I didn't study for the seismic portion, so I really should not count that one.  :)

----------------------------------------

Aren't you an industrial engineer? Do you need to be licensed?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 28, 2009, 08:35:15 PM
5

Come on, that was an easy one.

Hey Dave, did you ever pass that last test that you retook? I forgot to ask you earlier...

YES!!!! Passed the seismic! I can now legally design buildings in California.

You have a good memory, Jizz

Its really funny you should ask. The letter had been sitting in my mailbox for a couple days because I was out of town, and I just got to checking it this morning. It takes them 3 months to score a scantron.  :? Effing government!

Shit, man. Congratulations!  :D

Thanks! 

Test is 2-8 hour days with 3 parts

Part 1 General Civil (passed 1st time)

Part 2 Surveying (passed 1st time)

Part 3 Seismic (passed 3rd time)

Took me 3 tries total but the first time I didn't study for the seismic portion, so I really should not count that one.  :)

----------------------------------------

Aren't you an industrial engineer? Do you need to be licensed?


That sounds like a pain in the ass, dude. I'm an electrical engineer.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 28, 2009, 08:50:29 PM
5

Come on, that was an easy one.

Hey Dave, did you ever pass that last test that you retook? I forgot to ask you earlier...

YES!!!! Passed the seismic! I can now legally design buildings in California.

You have a good memory, Jizz

Its really funny you should ask. The letter had been sitting in my mailbox for a couple days because I was out of town, and I just got to checking it this morning. It takes them 3 months to score a scantron.  :? Effing government!






Damn dude.  Even schoolteachers only need a few minutes to run an entire classroom's scantron sheets.  I was a TA in a couple of classes in high school and they'd usually do it while they ate lunch or during a planning period when they did other stuff anyway.  I've done it.  Not rocket science or anything.  Sheesh!  Damn bureaucrats! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 29, 2009, 04:51:56 PM
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg211/xanadian9/shoop/shoopthread.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 29, 2009, 06:16:55 PM
Not shoop, but bleh...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3389/3237047924_eac27f585b_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 29, 2009, 06:19:08 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1171366192_s_sytgd41m5eqeeo20f1tf.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 29, 2009, 07:57:25 PM
Awwww. Muslim emos...
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8803/iraqichildgamerm8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 29, 2009, 07:59:13 PM
(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/7194/05o5ppmllacec6gah8q4td6.jpg)

I call it... A stranger in the distance...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on January 29, 2009, 08:08:07 PM
.[youtube=425,350]ajXT9ER7WFo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 29, 2009, 08:09:32 PM
Definitely fail.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on January 29, 2009, 08:11:39 PM
that's what he gets for having a terrorist ring tone
prob. ironing his tunic for the suicide-bomb vest
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on January 29, 2009, 08:17:41 PM
UNFATHOMED CUPCAKES OF MADNESS FROM BLASPHEMOUS ANTIQUITY!

(http://i41.tinypic.com/33dlhrd.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on January 30, 2009, 12:25:00 AM
(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/7194/05o5ppmllacec6gah8q4td6.jpg)

I call it... A stranger in the distance...

people made fun of my peace sign from my old pic but thats what they do in japan in almost all of their pics      z(^_^)V
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 30, 2009, 12:27:06 AM
people made fun of my peace sign from my old pic but thats what they do in japan in almost all of their pics      z(^_^)V

Even the men?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on January 30, 2009, 01:40:49 PM
people made fun of my peace sign from my old pic but thats what they do in japan in almost all of their pics      z(^_^)V

Even the men?

Yes even the men
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on January 30, 2009, 01:41:12 PM
(http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1233336368417.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 30, 2009, 05:10:58 PM
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4577/baconza2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on January 30, 2009, 06:58:28 PM
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4577/baconza2.jpg)

Classic.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on January 30, 2009, 07:51:25 PM
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5958/1231012220702ke5.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on January 30, 2009, 11:14:53 PM
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5958/1231012220702ke5.jpg)

If I have children, I will train them to behave like this. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 01, 2009, 07:11:19 PM
(http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/monthly_01_2009/post-920-1233163007.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 01, 2009, 07:20:47 PM
Haha! Thor...  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 01, 2009, 08:03:50 PM
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m77/Brooklyn_Red_Leg/CthulhuTechPoster03.jpg)

:D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 01, 2009, 08:29:47 PM
Haha! Thor...  :lol:

Did you say...

(http://www.zoofur.com/images/3.jpg)

Thor?   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 01, 2009, 08:34:39 PM
It's quite large, isn't it?   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 01, 2009, 09:54:50 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=grosse_bite_zo5g32w3kucqcqzfez4o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 01, 2009, 09:56:00 PM
I could have sworn I posted this pic on this forum before many years ago...  :lol:
Funny stuff.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 01, 2009, 09:57:11 PM
I could have sworn I posted this pic on this forum before many years ago...  :lol:
Funny stuff.

http://www.fukung.net/v/4762/1922622155jesusbearky1.jpg
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 01, 2009, 10:00:22 PM
I could have sworn I posted this pic on this forum before many years ago...  :lol:
Funny stuff.

http://www.fukung.net/v/4762/1922622155jesusbearky1.jpg

That is beautiful.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 01, 2009, 10:50:25 PM
I could have sworn I posted this pic on this forum before many years ago...  :lol:
Funny stuff.

http://www.fukung.net/v/4762/1922622155jesusbearky1.jpg

That is beautiful.  :lol:

Here's another for ya.

http://www.fukung.net/v/3094/Big%20Bear.jpg
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 01, 2009, 10:52:37 PM
Haha!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 01, 2009, 11:03:37 PM
http://www.fukung.net/v/8721/0809e547b08746fdea701beca0a3215a.jpg
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Elitist Bitch on February 01, 2009, 11:04:37 PM
What the frak?  :shock: :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 01, 2009, 11:05:55 PM
It's a bear thing.

http://www.fukung.net/v/10326/773a39a08e6411364abedef88fef35a6.jpg
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Elitist Bitch on February 01, 2009, 11:10:42 PM
Haha!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on February 01, 2009, 11:28:18 PM
PerryBibleFellowship FTW!    Man I wish that comic hadnt decided to quit.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 02, 2009, 12:29:08 AM
Waaaaaaat?

(Crazy sex warning)
http://www.fukung.net/v/11273/1227218757539.gif
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 02, 2009, 08:11:43 AM
Waaaaaaat?

(Crazy sex warning)
http://www.fukung.net/v/11273/1227218757539.gif

Now those are some acrobatic skillz right there.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 03, 2009, 11:04:02 PM
For fans of The Watchmen :lol:

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m77/Brooklyn_Red_Leg/JayWardWatchmen.jpg)

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m77/Brooklyn_Red_Leg/PeanutWatchmen.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 03, 2009, 11:44:40 PM
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3364/pict2653ly4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 04, 2009, 08:01:43 AM
Whoops. Fixed.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on February 04, 2009, 09:00:03 AM
not getting it..................
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on February 04, 2009, 09:53:24 AM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/2940/bushbamafastpo5.gif)


OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/599/spiralnm5.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 04, 2009, 10:24:26 AM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/2940/bushbamafastpo5.gif)

 :lol: That's awesome.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on February 04, 2009, 10:25:26 AM
meet the new bloss....same as the old bloss.....................
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 04, 2009, 10:25:59 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=AlfredEObama_560_qs5nj41u5ldtz6p5n1dd.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 04, 2009, 10:52:25 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=lolfashion_02_e82uecxv4dc3fjdoafxd.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on February 04, 2009, 11:22:15 AM
Fixed it.


(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5545/bushbamahypnosc2.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 04, 2009, 05:28:53 PM
Fixed it.


(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5545/bushbamahypnosc2.gif)

Scary.  Really.  Like...nightmare-inducing. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on February 04, 2009, 05:34:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
[youtube=425,350]1uwOL4rB-go[/youtube]

SILENCE...I KILL YOU!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dmr235 on February 04, 2009, 05:42:28 PM
I'm curious, what does Brede the ... Androgyne (?) mean?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 04, 2009, 05:47:27 PM
Well, Androgen is a masculinizing hormone in the body...

I think Brede is just a name. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 04, 2009, 06:00:48 PM
Well, Androgen is a masculinizing hormone in the body...

I think Brede is just a name. 

Androgynous means without male or female sex characteristics. (Or both, depending)

Androgyne means basically the same.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 04, 2009, 08:11:38 PM
This reminds me of Brasky for some reason. Minus the smile and maybe plus a cig.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=dad1_t9s0lr7uywp7l27738or.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on February 04, 2009, 11:01:57 PM
[youtube=425,350]x8hMJVXt09E[/youtube]
<a href="http://fukung.net/v/1097/what.jpg" border="0">[img width= height=]http://media.fukung.net/images/1097/what.jpg[/img][/url]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on February 04, 2009, 11:26:05 PM
<a href="http://fukung.net/v/1097/what.jpg" border="0">[img width= height=]http://media.fukung.net/images/1097/what.jpg[/img][/url]

(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5041/1231285602748mx8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 04, 2009, 11:33:31 PM
<a href="http://fukung.net/v/1097/what.jpg" border="0">[img width= height=]http://media.fukung.net/images/1097/what.jpg[/img][/url]

(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5041/1231285602748mx8.jpg)

I already posted that!   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on February 05, 2009, 09:55:31 PM
I already posted that!   :shock:

And I posted it again, because it was funny.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 09, 2009, 07:47:26 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1186/881400078_5dd598fbbf.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on February 09, 2009, 07:59:00 PM
(http://www.berro.com/_funny/funny_dog_man_doctored_picture.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on February 09, 2009, 08:00:23 PM
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj230/WEST49_photos/funny.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 09, 2009, 10:50:54 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=10337_pl6eq7noad8g962x22z9.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 09, 2009, 11:38:54 PM
GAH!

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=roastbeef_o9f4vtmac1ibaesnp1s3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on February 10, 2009, 12:15:28 AM
Roast beef.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 10, 2009, 03:42:31 PM
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6009/acidii2.jpg)

Don't remember if I posted this one already
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on February 10, 2009, 04:54:45 PM
What does any of this have to do with lindsey being a porker or John Shaw being a little bitch?

talkin to all your friends?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 10, 2009, 05:11:41 PM
What does any of this have to do with lindsey being a porker or John Shaw being a little bitch?

talkin to all your friends?

Well...see, here's the difference.  John Shaw is a productive member of society, as am I.  Also, I lost 20 pounds between October and December.  I haven't been back to the doc's to get weight yet.  Next month.  LCPLIC is still fat, ugly, useless, and a cop.  That's pretty much it.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 10, 2009, 05:12:35 PM
Oh, and Lindsey is also SMOKIN' HOT...

That nigger's retarded...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 10, 2009, 05:12:42 PM
Well...see, here's the difference.  John Shaw is a productive member of society, as am I.  Also, I lost 20 pounds between October and December.  I haven't been back to the doc's to get weight yet.  Next month.  LCPLIC is still fat, ugly, useless, and a cop.  That's pretty much it.   :lol:

And banned from posting for a week.

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 10, 2009, 05:13:44 PM
Well...see, here's the difference.  John Shaw is a productive member of society, as am I.  Also, I lost 20 pounds between October and December.  I haven't been back to the doc's to get weight yet.  Next month.  LCPLIC is still fat, ugly, useless, and a cop.  That's pretty much it.   :lol:

And banned from posting for a week.



WAT 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 10, 2009, 05:15:16 PM
WAT 

The dude spammed 30+ copies of the same post in a matter of a minute or two.

Spamming is not allowed.

So he can read but not post for a week, or until someone gets pissed at me for doing it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on February 10, 2009, 05:16:17 PM
What does any of this have to do with lindsey being a porker or John Shaw being a little bitch?

talkin to all your friends?

Well...see, here's the difference.  John Shaw is a productive member of society, as am I.  Also, I lost 20 pounds between October and December.  I haven't been back to the doc's to get weight yet.  Next month.  LCPLIC is still fat, ugly, useless, and a cop.  That's pretty much it.   :lol:


BZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!   >>>REDUNDANCY ALERT!!!<<<
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 10, 2009, 05:17:22 PM
BZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!   >>>REDUNDANCY ALERT!!!<<<

This. Also this:

BZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!   >>>REDUNDANCY ALERT!!!<<<


See what I did there?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on February 10, 2009, 05:17:55 PM
BZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!   >>>REDUNDANCY ALERT!!!<<<

This. Also this:

BZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!   >>>REDUNDANCY ALERT!!!<<<


See what I did there?

you funny
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 10, 2009, 05:21:46 PM
It's not my fault.  I just came from Wal-Mart.  My brain hasn't recovered yet. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on February 10, 2009, 05:42:36 PM
It's not my fault.  I just came from Wal-Mart.  My brain hasn't recovered yet. 

Oh comon.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 10, 2009, 06:48:40 PM
It's not my fault.  I just came from Wal-Mart.  My brain hasn't recovered yet. 

Oh comon.

Iz true.  I had to.  I was tempted to buy a huge bucket of mayonnaise while I was there, but I held off.  I could get an even bigger one at Sam's.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 10, 2009, 06:53:22 PM
I have ten pounds of corn starch.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 10, 2009, 06:54:21 PM
I have ten pounds of corn starch.

SRSLY?  That's pretty awesome.  I would totally buy in bulk because I like to cook and bake, except we don't have a lot of storage here and I'm only one person. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 10, 2009, 06:55:35 PM
SRSLY?  That's pretty awesome.  I would totally buy in bulk because I like to cook and bake, except we don't have a lot of storage here and I'm only one person. 

Well, we're blowing through some cash to cover this unemployment thing. Stocking up and so on.

Bought a couple 50 pound bags of rice, too.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 10, 2009, 07:03:51 PM
SRSLY?  That's pretty awesome.  I would totally buy in bulk because I like to cook and bake, except we don't have a lot of storage here and I'm only one person. 

Well, we're blowing through some cash to cover this unemployment thing. Stocking up and so on.

Bought a couple 50 pound bags of rice, too.

Good idea.  Costco, Sam's, or BJ's?  Or none of the above? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on February 10, 2009, 08:06:43 PM
This conversation is neither maddening nor nightmare inducing.

Cthulhu is disappointed.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on February 10, 2009, 08:22:42 PM
This conversation is neither maddening nor nightmare inducing.

Cthulhu is disappointed.



yes, an  injection of chaos is called for

[youtube=425,350]RH2ft-K_4pg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 10, 2009, 08:45:21 PM
Good idea.  Costco, Sam's, or BJ's?  Or none of the above? 

Gordon Food Service.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 10, 2009, 08:54:09 PM
Good idea.  Costco, Sam's, or BJ's?  Or none of the above? 

Gordon Food Service.

Ahhh.  I haven't been there in quite a while.  I remember I had to go there with my cousin a few years ago looking for those little containers with lids for Jello shots.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 10, 2009, 08:59:29 PM
Ahhh.  I haven't been there in quite a while.  I remember I had to go there with my cousin a few years ago looking for those little containers with lids for Jello shots.   :lol:

Rice is getting expensive. The fifty pound bags were 25 bucks.

:-(

But hey, that's a hell of a lot of rice for two people.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on February 10, 2009, 09:37:49 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present..........


.............Coin Bird

[youtube=425,350]3JwYL2HfS7s[/youtube]

EDIT: Wow. Youtube ruined that clip.

Here's the original...

http://flash.f0rked.com/v=coinbird
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on February 11, 2009, 08:53:26 AM
wow. you injected way more chaos than i did.....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 11, 2009, 06:28:46 PM
(http://www.svtgalleries.net/gallery/data/500/382oh_snap.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cowcidile on February 12, 2009, 02:17:41 PM
http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html (http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on February 13, 2009, 02:42:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYa8KmpvF84
[youtube=425,350]jYa8KmpvF84[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: NHArticleTen on February 15, 2009, 09:58:04 AM
(http://www.svtgalleries.net/gallery/data/500/382oh_snap.jpg)

(http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/10682.jpg)

(http://images0.cafepress.com/product_zoom/68756430v5_400x400_Front.jpg)

enjoy!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 15, 2009, 11:25:41 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Pumped_7qhdh4scpoq934y2ypf8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 15, 2009, 09:13:08 PM
Ew. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on February 16, 2009, 09:09:51 PM
http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html (http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html)

WTF!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: pete1061 on February 17, 2009, 06:14:22 AM
Here comes peter cottontail,
Hoppin down the bunny trail,
Hippity, hoppity....

...aww fuck it, I'm gonna take a break :P

(http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv114/pete1051/p_cottontail2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 17, 2009, 03:51:36 PM
The bunny pic reminds me of junior high school.

(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2790/signprosav9.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cowcidile on February 19, 2009, 01:06:50 PM
http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html (http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html)

WTF!


Pretty fucking awesome huh.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: pete1061 on February 21, 2009, 06:21:36 AM
http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html (http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html)

WTF!


Pretty fucking awesome huh.

really fucking awesome!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 21, 2009, 07:32:54 AM
enjoy!

I did.... :lol: :wink:

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m77/Brooklyn_Red_Leg/TesticularFortitude.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 21, 2009, 02:05:13 PM
It's chaos. Shut up.

(http://scrupulist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on February 21, 2009, 03:42:59 PM
Posted elsewhere (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=27471.msg518154#msg518154) but I love this thread so you get it again:
(http://imgsrv.freefm.com/image/DbLiteGraphic/200605/44248.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 21, 2009, 07:38:42 PM
I can haz Atlantis?

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01318/atlantis_1318187c.jpg)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/google/4731313/Google-Ocean-Has-Atlantis-been-found-off-Africa.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/google/4731313/Google-Ocean-Has-Atlantis-been-found-off-Africa.html)

The network of criss-cross lines is 620 miles off the coast of north west Africa near the Canary Islands on the floor of the Atlantic Ocean. The perfect rectangle – which is around the size of Wales – was noticed on the search giant's underwater exploration tool by an aeronautical engineer who claims it looks like an "aerial map" of a city. The underwater image can be found at the co-ordinates 31 15'15.53N 24 15'30.53W. Last night Atlantis experts said that the unexplained grid is located at one of the possible sites of the legendary island, which was described by the ancient Greek philosopher Plato. According to his account, the city sank beneath the ocean after its residents made a failed effort to conquer Athens around 9000 BC.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mikehz on February 21, 2009, 08:48:08 PM
Atlantis is "found" about once a year, along with Noah's boat.

I'd be highly skeptical about this claim.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on February 21, 2009, 08:55:09 PM
Already discredited as being Atlantis.. boat paths.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 21, 2009, 09:02:37 PM
Dang it.  :(
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 21, 2009, 09:04:48 PM
Atlantis is...














IN MY PANTS!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on February 21, 2009, 09:55:59 PM
Atlantis is...














IN MY PANTS!

Does it smell like the ocean too?


(lol, feel free to smack me)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 21, 2009, 09:59:35 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1235269057968_060f632vig1siix948nc.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 22, 2009, 09:25:31 AM
Atlantis is...














IN MY PANTS!

Does it smell like the ocean too?


(lol, feel free to smack me)

Drunk?   :lol:

Nah, it doesn't smell like the ocean.  I keep it clean, negroe.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on February 22, 2009, 04:00:05 PM
.[youtube=425,350]Vw8JoviHm8g[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on February 22, 2009, 05:16:29 PM
Atlantis is...














IN MY PANTS!


you could have at least made a rhyme

ie: atlantis is in my pantis
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on February 22, 2009, 05:17:28 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1235269057968_060f632vig1siix948nc.jpg)


surprise, surprise
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on February 22, 2009, 08:17:44 PM
I can haz Atlantis?

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01318/atlantis_1318187c.jpg)


I would think it was R'lyeh but for the lack of non-euclidean geometry.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 22, 2009, 09:51:27 PM
surprise, surprise

I know! I bet you're wondering how I got your pic!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 23, 2009, 06:18:23 AM
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m77/Brooklyn_Red_Leg/NovaPoster.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on February 23, 2009, 07:33:09 PM
surprise, surprise

I know! I bet you're wondering how I got your pic!

yeah....it's just too bad the camera only got the back of your head............
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 23, 2009, 07:40:29 PM
yeah....it's just too bad the camera only got the back of your head............

I don't suck fatties. I'm a twink only bear.

Besides, I'm pretty sure that that's a girl in that pic.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on February 23, 2009, 10:48:03 PM
This thread is not chaotic enough.


(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/problem.gif) (http://"http://www.explosm.net/comics/1511/")
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://"http://www.explosm.net/")

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 24, 2009, 12:25:34 AM
(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w149/looneytoohey/header.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on February 25, 2009, 08:46:06 PM
Important 9/11 Truth from Alex Jones! (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/tscott8/spin_counter.swf)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on February 25, 2009, 08:48:34 PM
Important 9/11 Truth from Alex Jones! (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/tscott8/spin_counter.swf)

You fucker!

LOL!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 25, 2009, 08:49:56 PM
Haha!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 25, 2009, 08:54:18 PM
I think it is beautiful that a same-sex interracial couple can adopt a little child


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/muzikal203/Obama/Katrina/610x.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on February 25, 2009, 08:57:31 PM
Important 9/11 Truth from Alex Jones! (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/tscott8/spin_counter.swf)

You fucker!

LOL!


I know....

The truth is shocking.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 25, 2009, 08:58:54 PM
Important 9/11 Truth from Alex Jones! (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/tscott8/spin_counter.swf)

You fucker!

LOL!


I know....

The truth is shocking.

I can't believe that it just came out like that!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on February 25, 2009, 09:05:56 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nZMwKPmsbWE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nZMwKPmsbWE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on February 25, 2009, 09:37:36 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qit3ALTelOo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qit3ALTelOo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on February 25, 2009, 09:44:17 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fZCIw_9kEk0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fZCIw_9kEk0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on February 25, 2009, 09:47:47 PM
Jeff Rense telling it how it is! (http://www.zootube365.com/horse-sex/horse-cock-sucking-bitch/10/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 25, 2009, 10:12:20 PM
MOTHERFUCKER! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on February 25, 2009, 10:14:50 PM
MOTHERFUCKER! 

 :lol: Which one?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MasterShake on February 25, 2009, 10:16:11 PM
...
[youtube=425,350]8AyVh1_vWYQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on February 25, 2009, 10:25:02 PM
MOTHERFUCKER! 

 :lol: Which one?  :lol:

Oh sorry.  MOTHERFUCKERS! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on February 25, 2009, 10:25:46 PM
...
[youtube=425,350]8AyVh1_vWYQ[/youtube]

Yeah we do that a lot.  I think I tested that fucking piece of shit...it didn't work then either.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on February 25, 2009, 10:27:16 PM
MOTHERFUCKER! 

 :lol: Which one?  :lol:

Oh sorry.  MOTHERFUCKERS! 

Yeah but funny as hell eh?

Imagine all the conspiracy nutjobs doing their research and clicking those links with their dicks in their hands waiting for a dose of truth.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 26, 2009, 09:15:03 PM
I had this Tshirt in college.
I miss it so much... <tear />



(http://www.imosh.com/NOVELTY/images/A1578%20SILLY%20RABBIT%20CLS.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MasterShake on February 26, 2009, 09:31:14 PM
[youtube=425,350]ILhJs8BLcTQ[/youtube]

... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on February 26, 2009, 11:25:13 PM
Stupid Kellogg's
[youtube=531,437]BFDHNszojgo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mikehz on February 27, 2009, 07:39:22 AM
Would Kellogg turn down an endorsement deal from Bush, Algore, or Obama--all of whom have smoked pot?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: pete1061 on February 27, 2009, 08:42:57 AM
Chaos is the only answer....

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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 27, 2009, 08:44:36 AM
Massive Fail

Whut
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on February 27, 2009, 08:48:37 AM
Did I just see an exe file up there?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 27, 2009, 08:56:17 AM
Asian pr0n spammer!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 27, 2009, 10:51:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYvZh-Vcrb0

[youtube=425,350]mYvZh-Vcrb0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 28, 2009, 06:40:52 AM
Interesting. I never wanted to actually kill a child before. Thank you John for a new experience. Here is toast.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GU2rm6ZWEiM/Rtx8zDf8TLI/AAAAAAAAAdY/GyVisd1EYOI/s400/koala_cupcake.JPG)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on February 28, 2009, 09:37:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYvZh-Vcrb0

[youtube=425,350]mYvZh-Vcrb0[/youtube]

Oh dear Barack Obama!  I actually went looking for my aluminum bat so I could defend myself from the psycho child.  Thank Barack Obama it's only on the internets.
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Post by: JWI on February 28, 2009, 09:45:42 AM
(http://www.hollywoodtoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/jerry-lewis-photograph-c12141361.jpeg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on February 28, 2009, 10:51:49 AM
GAH!

(http://www.spareroom.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/80s-Hair.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on February 28, 2009, 11:59:42 AM
Classic.


[youtube=425,350]
8b2bGM[/youtube]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnoaj8b2bGM
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 01, 2009, 10:33:09 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1214037810450_va5gm58rhz3h2wozpmke.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on March 01, 2009, 01:52:54 PM
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g212/Cynystasia/Gifs/RabbitSeason.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on March 01, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/anm39g.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on March 01, 2009, 02:48:36 PM
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e306/MartianWarrior/Animaniacs.gif?t=1235936803)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on March 01, 2009, 03:32:22 PM
(http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv287/antwon_020/71oefps-1.gif)  (http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp155/bluejaysam/211.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on March 01, 2009, 07:39:14 PM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/anm39g.gif)

Everything Chris Tucker says is funny.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MasterShake on March 01, 2009, 08:11:03 PM
[youtube=425,350]IhJQp-q1Y1s[/youtube]

 :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 01, 2009, 08:14:02 PM
(http://targutaja.info/media/1/20071018-call-of-kthulu.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on March 01, 2009, 09:38:41 PM
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/log_off.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 01, 2009, 10:46:11 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=f4580_TR05_bnpnbrhqt5yg085cnqhm.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on March 01, 2009, 10:52:16 PM
Where do you find this shit?  :lol:

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=f4580_TR05_bnpnbrhqt5yg085cnqhm.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 01, 2009, 11:09:48 PM
Where do you find this shit?  :lol:

Many many places. I never seek flat out horror, but I often find it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 02, 2009, 04:15:43 AM
Many many places. I never seek flat out horror, but I often find it on this BBS.
Shaw speaks truth, as always
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Post by: sillyperson on March 02, 2009, 03:54:30 PM
Will a moderator please delete NHAT's post above? It's a dupe from another thread
http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=27739.msg521217#msg521217


(http://outfoxingkarlrove.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/tinfoil-hat-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 02, 2009, 04:07:16 PM
Moran Atias

OMG

...

O.... M.... G!

(http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/moran-atias.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on March 03, 2009, 12:52:52 AM

Ancient mountain range discovered in Antarctica. TEKELI-LI! TEKELI-LI! (http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2009/03/sub-antarctic-m.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on March 03, 2009, 01:19:10 AM
Moran Atias

OMG

...

O.... M.... G!

(http://www.valtaro.it/babilonia2004/moran_atias_foto.jpg)

Good gawd she is beautiful! Even when she covers the twins !

+1000 d_godd.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on March 07, 2009, 04:51:26 PM
[youtube=425,350]ZzPABxg3sS4[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzPABxg3sS4
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on March 11, 2009, 07:01:02 PM
.[youtube=425,350]zDiR7UxI8Ow[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2009, 10:33:41 PM
.[youtube=425,350]zDiR7UxI8Ow[/youtube]

I saw that this morning.  Also...

[youtube=425,350]ZRUuQQDnl_8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on March 12, 2009, 02:08:29 AM
Ew...never thought I would hear a woman say her pussy is hanging out... :shock:

Seems to me if everything is in working order, no pussies should be hanging out of anything.  :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on March 12, 2009, 08:44:51 AM
Here is a picture of a pussy hanging out. It happens.

(http://www.decoy.co.nz/photo/images/20070425205707_alley%20cat%20takamatsu%204626.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on March 12, 2009, 02:24:25 PM
Here is a picture of a pussy hanging out. It happens.

(http://www.decoy.co.nz/photo/images/20070425205707_alley%20cat%20takamatsu%204626.jpg)

One one hand, I'm horrified to think that you actually may have googled "pussy hanging out". On the other, I have a restored faith in humanity if this was one of the search results. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 12, 2009, 04:03:18 PM
Exploding Whale Obamanomics (http://confederateyankee.mu.nu/archives/cat_politics.php)

[youtube=425,350]nGVkHl-nBhE[/youtube]


Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 12, 2009, 07:14:56 PM
http://cabbagedeniro.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 12, 2009, 07:15:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr9_5uZn6ds

[youtube=425,350]Kr9_5uZn6ds[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 12, 2009, 07:16:10 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=3313666497_f7d7fcba53_o_b5lmkx4pqpru38yxn3ge.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 12, 2009, 07:23:37 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=3313666497_f7d7fcba53_o_b5lmkx4pqpru38yxn3ge.png)

2Cool.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on March 12, 2009, 10:31:35 PM
Here is a picture of a pussy hanging out. It happens.

(http://www.decoy.co.nz/photo/images/20070425205707_alley%20cat%20takamatsu%204626.jpg)

I hate you.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on March 12, 2009, 10:59:39 PM
I hate you.   :lol:

Well, I love you.  :P

I Googled, "alley cat" to convey the message that a pussy can indeed hang out. That little pussy is hanging out in an alley.  :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on March 14, 2009, 07:44:39 AM
[youtube=425,350]OtRzf_ZcM0U[/youtube]

Sorry, but this was so frikkin hilarious.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on March 15, 2009, 11:50:44 PM
(http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/juggling_bowling_balls.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 16, 2009, 12:05:02 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d-c7hjPvnl4/SPx4XnDu4HI/AAAAAAAADNw/to_Q66nkDKw/s400/Ball_Head_1.jpg)




(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d-c7hjPvnl4/SSp59xRZsvI/AAAAAAAADS0/TNtG7HxNAAE/s400/Multan,+Pakistan,+on+2+November+2008..jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on March 16, 2009, 12:34:18 AM
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/xmas47/51569-pedo.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 16, 2009, 12:38:59 AM
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/xmas47/51569-pedo.jpg)

Me?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 16, 2009, 09:51:54 AM
Me?
Lindz posted it, so....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 16, 2009, 09:55:09 AM
Shit! It's a lion! Get in the... Oh.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/eq11nc.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on March 16, 2009, 10:08:00 AM
Shit! It's a lion! Get in the... Oh.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/eq11nc.jpg)


i'd like to know where that fucking car is.
in a barn, under a tarp.......................
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 16, 2009, 02:51:17 PM
(http://smages.com/i/46/3f/463f1bfca3b6efae1ea76069533cb5cd.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on March 16, 2009, 03:30:40 PM
Cgtalk.com Best website in history.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 16, 2009, 03:33:20 PM
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2842/fluorescence6ip.jpg) (http://digitalblasphemy.com)


Fixed
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Post by: Lindsey on March 16, 2009, 08:02:12 PM
Me?
Lindz posted it, so....

I found it on TotalFark Discussion tab, and laughed pretty hard...so I posted it. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 16, 2009, 08:09:20 PM
http://depressiondog.info/CourageWolf/cwolf.jpg?l1=MAKE+CTHULHU&l2=YOUR+BITCH&l1f=26&l2f=35&f=2

First time I've posted in this thread in a while, what's up?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 16, 2009, 08:11:00 PM
http://depressiondog.info/CourageWolf/cwolf.jpg?l1=MAKE+CTHULHU&l2=YOUR+BITCH&l1f=26&l2f=35&f=2

First time I've posted in this thread in a while, what's up?

Bad links, among other things.  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 16, 2009, 09:58:47 PM
Something I made earlier today to post on 4chan -

MORGAN FREMEN

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=MorganFremen_7ug89wjfiiwefqpsqnur.jpg)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 16, 2009, 09:59:50 PM
http://depressiondog.info/CourageWolf/cwolf.jpg?l1=MAKE+CTHULHU&l2=YOUR+BITCH&l1f=26&l2f=35&f=2

First time I've posted in this thread in a while, what's up?

Bad links, among other things.  :P

(http://depressiondog.info/CourageWolf/cwolf.jpg?l1=MAKE+CTHULHU&l2=YOUR+BITCH&l1f=26&l2f=35&f=2)

I'll link your face.

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 16, 2009, 10:09:24 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=b476b550adb50d69c288b38d053eef_3f9ktw9zgjbtkzvnb6qx.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 17, 2009, 09:56:00 AM
(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/26280/1212815554306.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 17, 2009, 12:40:39 PM
If the spit wasn't there, it wouldn't be as sexy.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 17, 2009, 02:04:06 PM
The vision:
(http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/original/1054865605-00.gif)

The Reality:
(http://www.boingboing.net/images/unifinalr.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 18, 2009, 06:33:15 PM
(http://www.irishblogs.ie/images/267632.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on March 19, 2009, 12:20:13 PM
Giant Caterpillar.

(http://www.ideate.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/giant-caterpillar.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 19, 2009, 03:41:13 PM
(http://gordonandthewhale.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/caterpillar-5.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 19, 2009, 04:09:31 PM
http://pi.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 19, 2009, 04:34:18 PM
[youtube=425,350]KwptVuw9YaE[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwptVuw9YaE
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 19, 2009, 05:21:21 PM
http://www.jonandal.com/audio/Hermione.mp3 (http://www.jonandal.com/audio/Hermione.mp3)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 19, 2009, 06:45:30 PM
(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/26280/1212815554306.jpg)

moar of this girl? >_>
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 19, 2009, 07:13:21 PM
moar of this girl? >_>

I never have moar.

Just what I post.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 19, 2009, 07:58:36 PM
moar of this girl? >_>

I never have moar.

Just what I post.

I hate you Shaw.

*haets*
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 20, 2009, 01:32:15 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=plansforthisweekend_fcdsuvsvkjykkjajladc.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 20, 2009, 01:32:55 AM
I hate you Shaw.

*haets*

You ain't so far away that I cain't bend you over mah knee, little lady.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: jeffersonish on March 20, 2009, 02:39:41 AM
all your base are belong to us
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: jeffersonish on March 20, 2009, 02:43:02 AM
59 6f 75 20 61 72 65 20 73 75 63 68 20 61 20 66 75 63 6b 69 6e 67 20 67 65 65 6b
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 20, 2009, 02:53:24 AM
I hate you Shaw.

*haets*

You ain't so far away that I cain't bend you over mah knee, little lady.

hot
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on March 20, 2009, 03:01:04 AM
[youtube=425,350]yXa_X9GEJH0[/youtube]

Always thought this was one of the single best openings to an anime ever produced. Universal Century FTW!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 20, 2009, 03:39:46 AM
Once you pop...

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2084/onceyoupop.jpg)

...you can't stop.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 20, 2009, 11:24:31 AM
My favorite cartoon as a kid

[youtube=425,350]AWMY4U1g4pg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RedneckGuru765 on March 20, 2009, 11:32:27 AM
[youtube=425,350]yXa_X9GEJH0[/youtube]

Always thought this was one of the single best openings to an anime ever produced. Universal Century FTW!

+1, but I always liked O8th MS team the best.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 20, 2009, 07:57:11 PM
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/water-into-whine.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 20, 2009, 11:15:18 PM
59 6f 75 20 61 72 65 20 73 75 63 68 20 61 20 66 75 63 6b 69 6e 67 20 67 65 65 6b

Look who's talking, fucking geek!  :P

perl -e 'grep {print chr(hex($_))} qw(59 6f 75 20 61 72 65 20 73 75 63 68 20 61 20 66 75 63 6b 69 6e 67 20 67 65 65 6b)'
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: jeffersonish on March 21, 2009, 12:18:49 AM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LbvP7dT3Dx0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LbvP7dT3Dx0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

Indian Thriller LMAO
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 21, 2009, 02:50:42 AM
also according to GunBroker.com, for the low low price of $8,500, this little puppy could be mine

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=124726843 (http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=124726843)

(http://pics.gunbroker.com/GB/124726000/124726843/pix9388734.jpg)

RAD indeed.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on March 21, 2009, 07:54:47 AM
That looks sweet!  :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 21, 2009, 10:43:01 AM
[youtube=425,350]Bc1A37Gwv44[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc1A37Gwv44
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on March 21, 2009, 03:35:38 PM
also according to GunBroker.com, for the low low price of $8,500, this little puppy could be mine

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=124726843 (http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=124726843)

(http://pics.gunbroker.com/GB/124726000/124726843/pix9388734.jpg)

RAD indeed.


yeah, but don't you need 2-3 people to run the fuckin thing???
at least a loader & shooter....+ maybe a guy on the cranks
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 21, 2009, 08:12:03 PM
also according to GunBroker.com, for the low low price of $8,500, this little puppy could be mine

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=124726843 (http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=124726843)

(http://pics.gunbroker.com/GB/124726000/124726843/pix9388734.jpg)

RAD indeed.


yeah, but don't you need 2-3 people to run the fuckin thing???
at least a loader & shooter....+ maybe a guy on the cranks

I presume if I'm ever in a position where I'll need it I'll have a sizeable compound of people who can run it, or at least help me run it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 21, 2009, 10:26:23 PM
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2629/sheniqua.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on March 21, 2009, 10:31:29 PM
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2629/sheniqua.jpg)

ROFL.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on March 21, 2009, 10:59:46 PM


I presume if I'm ever in a position where I'll need it I'll have a sizeable compound of people who can run it, or at least help me run it.

you must be involved with brasky's mad plan to take over the earth then...that being the only sensible solution
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 21, 2009, 11:00:29 PM


I presume if I'm ever in a position where I'll need it I'll have a sizeable compound of people who can run it, or at least help me run it.

you must be involved with brasky's mad plan to take over the earth then...that being the only sensible solution

No, but I wouldn't mind allying with him until there's no more room to expand.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: jeffersonish on March 22, 2009, 03:07:11 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J5z4Vs26-TI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J5z4Vs26-TI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

This works because everybody knows the cops can be real jerks.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 22, 2009, 11:00:55 PM
http://www.theentity.tk/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: jeffersonish on March 23, 2009, 01:28:13 AM
(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7391/northmahonsab.gif) (http://www.imagehosting.com/)

Separated at birth?  Oliver North and actor John Mahon. Can you guess which is which?
Interestingly, when Oliver North is listed as a character in a movie, Mahon has never been the actor playing him (4 times per imdb.com)
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Post by: Rodeen on March 23, 2009, 01:41:21 AM
 .[youtube=425,350]cZzoJN3rdyw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on March 23, 2009, 01:58:30 AM
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2629/sheniqua.jpg)

ROFL.   :lol: :lol: :lol:

This!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on March 23, 2009, 04:14:56 AM
[youtube=425,350]-Lhp5o2WCXI&[/youtube]

Ah, good old Ned from The Bubba the Lovesponge Show
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 23, 2009, 07:53:52 PM
http://www.shackpics.com/files/mr_robert_dutu_0dy6h37zip4ourr07c3u.jpg
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on March 23, 2009, 11:47:57 PM
http://www.shackpics.com/files/mr_robert_dutu_0dy6h37zip4ourr07c3u.jpg
No worky for me.


[youtube=425,350]F9BmTmMEOhQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 23, 2009, 11:58:14 PM
I want my cable-access TV show to be more like this guy's

[youtube=425,350]8oMlg1jal7c[/youtube]

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/vigilinternet/forcand3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on March 24, 2009, 02:52:48 AM
I want my cable-access TV show to be more like this guy's

[youtube=425,350]8oMlg1jal7c[/youtube]

+ eleventy billion
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 24, 2009, 07:16:24 AM
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/749/1237836937163.jpg)

(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8889/1237519986357.jpg)

(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5346/1237519878274.jpg)

(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/558/6560920.jpg)

(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7028/5819.jpg)

(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7241/1237421489397.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on March 24, 2009, 12:31:18 PM
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/749/1237836937163.jpg)

(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8889/1237519986357.jpg)

(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5346/1237519878274.jpg)

(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/558/6560920.jpg)

(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7028/5819.jpg)

(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7241/1237421489397.gif)


the fucking drugs some people take....
what the FUCK is all that?????
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 24, 2009, 12:34:22 PM
what the FUCK is all that?????

Why, Zalgo, of course.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Zalgo maddahfuck.

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 26, 2009, 11:53:37 AM
(http://wonderfactory.org/comics/2007-07-18-timetravel.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 26, 2009, 02:34:22 PM
A gift from me to you:

One original John Shaw Zalgo.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo001_8izwyaz5x1nx2vqt366u.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on March 26, 2009, 06:36:38 PM
what the FUCK is all that?????

Why, Zalgo, of course.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Zalgo maddahfuck.



ooohhhhhh....
that zalgo...
i thought it might be this dude from hi skool i knew.........zalgo martinez........some hispanic chingalinga from lawrence, mass.....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 26, 2009, 06:45:26 PM
Another one I did today.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo002_4htskejo4gtdl5ywcg0b.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 26, 2009, 07:08:03 PM
Another:

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo003_f6ejtphl0xbpwnjnrn2t.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cowcidile on March 26, 2009, 07:26:08 PM
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/749/1237836937163.jpg)

(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8889/1237519986357.jpg)

(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5346/1237519878274.jpg)

(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/558/6560920.jpg)

(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7028/5819.jpg)

(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7241/1237421489397.gif)



I gots to know. Did you make these?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 26, 2009, 07:39:47 PM
I only post what I make. Here's a new one.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo004_4fpwn9lsm4rs3qoamqb3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 26, 2009, 08:01:10 PM
(http://wonderfactory.org/comics/2007-07-18-timetravel.gif)

So, wheres the machine?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 26, 2009, 10:27:41 PM
A classic

[youtube=425,350]ZNVZabu8kVM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 26, 2009, 10:36:03 PM
(http://web.mac.com/mitchellgage/iWeb/Site/Randy%20while%20bathing_files/Showertime.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 27, 2009, 12:05:19 AM
More John Zalgo.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo005_s52ggucn0q5xjt73qgud.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 27, 2009, 01:20:09 AM
Bitches don't know 'bout my Zalgos

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo007_y90g6n366fw21a6gg3sm.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 27, 2009, 01:57:53 AM
What is Zalgos.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 27, 2009, 02:02:48 AM
What is Zalgos.

Exactly.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: jeffersonish on March 27, 2009, 04:45:51 AM
(http://web.mac.com/mitchellgage/iWeb/Site/Randy%20while%20bathing_files/Showertime.png)

Oh, so THAT's a twitter!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 27, 2009, 09:12:30 AM
What is Zalgos.

Exactly.

Zalgo is he who comes. He who claws at the walls until the angles are right and the doorway opens.

Used to share a two bedroom apartment with Gozer until things got weird, back in college.

He's also a distant cousin of Cthulhu and they're on better than Christmas card terms.

He's also known as "The Nezperdian hive-mind of chaos" and  "He who Waits Beyond The Wall"
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 27, 2009, 09:43:33 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo008_3axkclo3aih4jmh8lfbs.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 27, 2009, 11:51:35 AM
Bitches don't know about the Apache revolver.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2lbklmf.jpg)

Yes, that is a revolver that has a knife and brass knuckles attached to it.

For when you don't want to waste a cap on a bitch.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 27, 2009, 11:53:37 AM
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/749/1237836937163.jpg)

(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8889/1237519986357.jpg)

(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5346/1237519878274.jpg)

(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/558/6560920.jpg)

(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7028/5819.jpg)

(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7241/1237421489397.gif)



I gots to know. Did you make these?

I wish, Zalgo Garfield is nearly as good as Realfield or Garfield minus Garfield.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 27, 2009, 11:07:05 PM
Imma Zalgo every /b/ meme I've ever laughed at.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo009_cwv7dd4jutwrjvfll2au.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 28, 2009, 08:04:51 PM
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2720/zalgomesh.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on March 28, 2009, 08:24:03 PM
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2720/zalgomesh.jpg)



hey now.
that zalgo has a big howard stern jew nose
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 28, 2009, 09:00:28 PM
Another new one.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo010_nm0du3rams47b5pcylv6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on March 28, 2009, 09:25:21 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobacco_smoke_enema
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on March 28, 2009, 10:13:43 PM
Zalgo, is that some spoof on lovecraftian horror?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 28, 2009, 10:30:44 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f8/Tobacco_smoke_enema_device.jpg/443px-Tobacco_smoke_enema_device.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 28, 2009, 11:13:31 PM
Zalgo, is that some spoof on lovecraftian horror?

Spoof? No.

Homage? Expansion of? Yes.
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Post by: jeffersonish on March 28, 2009, 11:44:16 PM
(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2254/formutantwomen.jpg) (http://www.imagehosting.com/)

Gynecological Tools for Operating on Mutant Women
from the movie, Dead Ringers.

This movie is fascinating but not for the faint of heart. It was years after I first saw it that I found out it was based on a true story. I'm kinda glad I didn't know that fact the first time I saw it. Anyway, David Cronenberg did a great job directing and Jeremy Irons did a great job acting in the dual role as twin gynecologists who, like many geniuses, spiral out of control in ways that make an art form out of nihilism. As twins, they spiral downward like a whirlpool shaped double helix.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 29, 2009, 12:55:14 AM
Getting silly now.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo011_565o8bzrn6vss1wbke81.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 29, 2009, 12:58:38 AM
Cuz its Lupus.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 29, 2009, 01:03:38 AM
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

One gold award thingee for Mr. Shaw.

lolololololol
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 29, 2009, 01:05:45 AM
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

One gold award thingee for Mr. Shaw.

lolololololol

Telling ya, man, Imma make every old meme fresh with mah Zalgo treatments.
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 29, 2009, 01:06:30 AM
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

One gold award thingee for Mr. Shaw.

lolololololol

Telling ya, man, Imma make every old meme fresh with mah Zalgo treatments.

I can't wait until you get around to All Your Base.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 29, 2009, 01:07:03 AM
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

One gold award thingee for Mr. Shaw.

lolololololol

He has quite the sense of humor.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 29, 2009, 01:09:50 AM
For extra points, find the human testicle in that image!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on March 29, 2009, 01:17:04 AM
For extra points, find the human testicle in that image!

Is it where the brainz should be?

Also, could someone please explain this Zalgo business? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 29, 2009, 01:29:42 AM
Is it where the brainz should be?

There is a lump on the right side of the hole. It's a nut.

Also, could someone please explain this Zalgo business? 

Zalgo is a humorous meme that is a take on the works of H.P. Lovecraft. The Cthulhu guy. Originally it was mostly comics that were altered to be horrible. Started on SA.

I have decided to add to the mythology by shooping many woops.
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Post by: anarchir on March 29, 2009, 01:34:44 AM
Shoop da woop shaw, shoop da woop.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 29, 2009, 01:37:13 AM
ZALGO BE STEALIN' MAH BUCKET
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 29, 2009, 01:45:14 AM
MOAR. Hot off the shoop.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo012_xsi55f5rd7e43xpbpv3c.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 29, 2009, 02:08:19 AM
Heh. Works on two levels.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo013_slri6dv963j3cye151we.jpg)
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Post by: anarchir on March 29, 2009, 02:12:35 AM
Faaaaalcoooorrrrr! :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on March 29, 2009, 09:39:06 AM
Is it where the brainz should be?

There is a lump on the right side of the hole. It's a nut.

Also, could someone please explain this Zalgo business? 

Zalgo is a humorous meme that is a take on the works of H.P. Lovecraft. The Cthulhu guy. Originally it was mostly comics that were altered to be horrible. Started on SA.

I have decided to add to the mythology by shooping many woops.

So then I was right about the testicle.  Huzzah. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on March 29, 2009, 10:49:42 AM
Zalgo, is that some spoof on lovecraftian horror?

Spoof? No.

Homage? Expansion of? Yes.

Well then I approve.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 29, 2009, 01:27:13 PM
ZALGO BE STEALIN' MAH BUCKET

Actually, this lady did.

(http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~07-24-05_10.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 29, 2009, 01:29:33 PM
Actually, this lady did.

That ain't no lady. That be a real doll.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 29, 2009, 01:43:05 PM
BTW, did someone say buckets?

 :P

ON DEMAND'D

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo014_88rl9997j2zeqr7kve64.jpg)
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Post by: BonerJoe on March 29, 2009, 01:47:09 PM
wooooot
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 29, 2009, 03:26:48 PM
Actually, this lady did.

That ain't no lady. That be a real doll.

In the future, real dolls will be more common than women.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 29, 2009, 06:18:25 PM
Actually, this lady did.

That ain't no lady. That be a real doll.

In the future, real dolls will be more common than women.

Depends if women get better personalities.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 29, 2009, 06:22:31 PM
(http://www.nataliedee.com/031709/im-pleased-as-fuck.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 29, 2009, 06:53:39 PM
(http://www.nataliedee.com/031709/im-pleased-as-fuck.jpg)

Thats from the same person that does Married to the Sea AMIRITE?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 29, 2009, 07:12:20 PM
Thats from the same person that does Married to the Sea AMIRITE?

Yeah. I lust after her. She's my not so secret girlfriend.

Here she is getting spooged on -

[youtube=425,350]8ELcSBP2nlQ[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ELcSBP2nlQ

And here she is complete with fake hillbilly accent pitching weiner wings.

[youtube=425,350]oYq69Ek_SAY[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYq69Ek_SAY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 29, 2009, 07:33:39 PM
[youtube=425,350]CqdAea8z8QY[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqdAea8z8QY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on March 29, 2009, 07:43:41 PM
Thats from the same person that does Married to the Sea AMIRITE?

Yeah. I lust after her. She's my not so secret girlfriend.

Here she is getting spooged on -

[youtube=425,350]8ELcSBP2nlQ[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ELcSBP2nlQ

And here she is complete with fake hillbilly accent pitching weiner wings.

[youtube=425,350]oYq69Ek_SAY[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYq69Ek_SAY


lies.
corn starch n water;
cock , or it didn't happen..............
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on March 30, 2009, 12:01:31 PM
How's this?

(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3089/zalgo.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 30, 2009, 01:19:28 PM
Owls are horrifying.

(http://www.ihasaids.com/upload/data/1238441335.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: jeffersonish on March 30, 2009, 03:45:37 PM
Owls are horrifying.

(http://www.ihasaids.com/upload/data/1238441335.gif)

They used to be thought of as evil entities much like bats. This is evidenced by Goya's etching "The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters"

(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8099/etchinggoyasleeprlg.jpg) (http://www.imagehosting.com/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 30, 2009, 08:09:48 PM
Salvador Dali - The great masturbator, 1929
(http://www.surrealists.co.uk/artistsimages/SalvadorDali-Thegreatmasturbator1929.jpg)

'There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.' - Dali
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 30, 2009, 08:12:35 PM
Don't forget what Dali said to someone who asked if he was on drugs:

"I don't need drugs. I am drugs."
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 31, 2009, 07:54:47 AM
(http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/TSR/TSR2011_500.jpeg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 31, 2009, 06:37:19 PM
(http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/TSR/TSR2011_500.jpeg)

Heyo I recognize that.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on March 31, 2009, 07:47:16 PM
(http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/TSR/TSR2011_500.jpeg)

This is one of the reasons why fundies thought D&D was Satanic!
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Post by: sillyperson on March 31, 2009, 08:13:18 PM
(http://www.artinfo.com/media/image/105098/Kippenberger_Frog.jpg)
FROG GOD
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Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on March 31, 2009, 08:49:51 PM
(http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/TSR/TSR2011_500.jpeg)
This is one of the reasons why fundies thought D&D was Satanic!

Yep, which should tell you how stupid they are since thats an Efreeti and not 'Satan' or some such bullshit.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on March 31, 2009, 10:46:07 PM
Remember this movie?  :lol: ...

[youtube=425,350]XLZFde1G9gk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 31, 2009, 11:10:00 PM
Not actually horrible
Just the goat with 1,000 young
[youtube=425,350]JHGem8Eun6o[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on April 01, 2009, 08:34:52 PM
Remember this movie?  :lol: ...

[youtube=425,350]XLZFde1G9gk[/youtube]


not CHAOS
bad 80's movie....
and GAY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on April 01, 2009, 10:11:14 PM
DONKEY . . . PUNCH!

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/47/Furriesno.png)
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Post by: John Shaw on April 02, 2009, 01:47:37 AM
A new one -

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Zalgo015_to1f9c310w4e1petcmpr.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on April 02, 2009, 06:21:24 AM
DONKEY . . . PUNCH!
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/47/Furriesno.png)

ROFLMFAO! Who says Eyore doesn't have fun from time to time. :lol:
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on April 02, 2009, 07:25:46 PM
Cack!


... just trying to help clear out all of Dave's posts... also I was bored.
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Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on April 03, 2009, 09:33:41 PM
[youtube=425,350]Dt9F2iyJLCw&feature=related[/youtube]

Bridget Riley is one tough chick. She's also kinda easy on the eyes (not so much in that clip).

[youtube=425,350]FyzZqobnX8s&feature=related[/youtube]

On the other hand, Summer Glau is just fucking HOT and graceful. It would almost be orgasmic to get the crap kicked out of you by her. Imagine her wrapping those luscious Prima Ballerina legs of hers around you just before she knocks your teeth down your throat. :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Terror Australis on April 04, 2009, 03:54:55 AM
(http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/05/bigbrother.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on April 04, 2009, 06:30:19 AM
(http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/05/bigbrother.jpg)

(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc259/bakamen/bigbrotherbbq.jpg)

FTFY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rookie on April 16, 2009, 11:28:48 PM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/dirtymonkey2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on April 17, 2009, 12:23:47 AM
(http://www.whatevershewants.com/breasts.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: jeffersonish on April 23, 2009, 01:50:54 AM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/dirtymonkey2.jpg)

and here i thought the reason they never left the house was cuz it was a cage.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on April 23, 2009, 01:20:36 PM
(http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content/2007/04/Bruce+and+Ron.jpg)

and the collision of two awesome people in the same room made a rip in time

the human race suddenly became descended from Bruce Campbell and Ron Jeremy
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on April 24, 2009, 07:32:43 PM
(http://pardeshbaata.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/manliftbm_450x553.jpg)

Smallest body builder in the world
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on April 24, 2009, 11:31:11 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=zalgo&go=Go
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Post by: Riddler on April 25, 2009, 04:50:49 PM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-eharmony-online-dating-fail.jpg)

Baaahaahaaahaaa!!!!
A+++
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on April 29, 2009, 02:10:21 PM
Ain't capitalism great!

[youtube=425,350]wJfYAJJYMqg[/youtube]

and for a good laugh...

[youtube=425,350]keA8lG-jTI0[/youtube]
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Post by: sillyperson on April 29, 2009, 04:10:56 PM
(http://spellingmistakescostlives.com/drawings/images/update2/rubbishpretendlesbians.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cowcidile on May 03, 2009, 08:37:52 AM
Ain't capitalism great!

[youtube=425,350]wJfYAJJYMqg[/youtube]

and for a good laugh...

[youtube=425,350]keA8lG-jTI0[/youtube]



Slimy old lady pretending to get hurt makes me laugh.
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Post by: Rodeen on May 03, 2009, 01:44:57 PM
Best pole dance EVER!
[youtube=510,420]1PUppAaLCCs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on May 03, 2009, 02:07:54 PM
Best pole dance EVER!
[youtube=510,420]1PUppAaLCCs[/youtube]

holy smokes!!!

"i wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers."
                                                                         -cliff clavin

"why else would she be there?"
                                           -carla
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on May 03, 2009, 03:03:42 PM
Oh no! I missed the Mifflin Street Block Party. I walked down state street and then drove right by it! I didnt think it was till later in the month and I missed it :( I even looked at it and wondered why they were blocking off the street. Gosh I can be naive sometimes.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on May 03, 2009, 07:35:04 PM
(http://dt.prohosting.com/70s/nopc/cg-pipe.jpg)


Also, I am deeply in lust:
(http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/library/hempfestpasties-1.jpg)
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Post by: Rodeen on May 05, 2009, 01:53:43 PM
If ever you wanted a reason to beat the shit out someone, I give you this...

[youtube=510,420]Zj91eeoFOBk[/youtube]
the title is misleading.  its WAY worse.
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Post by: Cowcidile on May 05, 2009, 05:04:29 PM
Fucking scum.



She should have her mouth washed out.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on May 05, 2009, 08:18:09 PM
MOAR XAOS!

(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/m_fdaf885097614cafba7130cd2d257fa3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on May 06, 2009, 12:33:57 PM
(http://www.chunx.com/e2a/images/Chaos%20Field.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on May 07, 2009, 12:54:53 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1214037810450_va5gm58rhz3h2wozpmke.jpg)

:lol:

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/69/GayIncest.jpg)

Habeeb it!
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Post by: sillyperson on May 07, 2009, 10:26:31 PM
Time to raise the artistic level out of the gutter, and dramatically increase the chaos at the same time.
Who do you no tonigh, lazy and gentleman?... FINNEGANS WAKE!

(http://www.37signals.com/svn/images/moholy_lg.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on May 11, 2009, 02:24:20 AM
[youtube=425,350]ujr2NgDaldE[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]P_cExkS8iP4[/youtube]

Ah, from the good old days when MTV didn't suck ass. I miss Liquid Television. I would love to get the entire run on DVD if it were available.
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Post by: rabidfurby on May 11, 2009, 08:46:48 AM
Ah, from the good old days when MTV didn't suck ass. I miss Liquid Television. I would love to get the entire run on DVD if it were available.

http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/1558016/24216672/

Yay internet.
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Post by: Rodeen on May 22, 2009, 08:52:21 PM
bump.
[youtube=425,350]kB_gwYz5Mqs[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]kXeamc7e31c[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on May 22, 2009, 09:20:23 PM
"you shouldnt use this to escape from the cops"
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on May 23, 2009, 09:20:12 PM
"you shouldnt use this to escape from the cops"

Take-away lesson:
First practice with hands in front. Then when you get good at that, practice with hands behind you, the way the cops will have you cuffed.
Score!
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Post by: rabidfurby on May 23, 2009, 10:38:52 PM
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2103/200905232234391680x1050.png)

Discuss.
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Post by: Rodeen on May 24, 2009, 03:34:51 PM
I'll be damned if this isn't one of the better Simpsons episodes I have seen in a long time.

http://www.vureel.com/video/2954/the-simpsons-2021

Season 20, episode 21.

Sweet commentary on "illegal immigration".

Oh, and...


(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Matt/dude-im-tripping-balls.png) (http://"http://www.explosm.net/comics/1661/")


Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on May 24, 2009, 03:40:41 PM
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2103/200905232234391680x1050.png)

Discuss.

Chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken steak, shit chicken!
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Post by: Riddler on May 25, 2009, 01:12:32 PM
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2103/200905232234391680x1050.png)

Discuss.

Chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken steak, shit chicken!


why is everybody here fucked up?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on May 25, 2009, 06:46:38 PM
why is everybody here fucked up?

We followed you here.

this nigga is, at the very least, a coherent muthafuckah........
no weirdness or fucked-upped-dom here
we got some shit-house peeps up in here
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on May 26, 2009, 09:09:43 AM
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2103/200905232234391680x1050.png)

Discuss.

Chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken steak, shit chicken!


why is everybody here fucked up?

The consequence of extreme freedom is extreme insanity.

Join the Party for children, mother, and church and community, idylity, stability.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on May 26, 2009, 09:22:07 AM
Demonic Deviltry track from FatherRamos.com (http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/whitewolf/images/1/10/Demonicdeviltry.pdf)

For those that want a little nostalgia for the good old days of when gamers were the 'Spawn of Satan' according to Jack(ass) Chic. :lol:

Father-Ramos.com (http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Father-ramos.com/index.html)

Ah, the good old days. :P
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Post by: anarchir on May 30, 2009, 10:42:59 PM
http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-712036695027727306&hl=en&autoplay=1
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on May 31, 2009, 09:06:39 AM
Engels and Tagers and Nazzadi, oh my!  :P

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m77/Brooklyn_Red_Leg/CthulhuTechcover.jpg)

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m77/Brooklyn_Red_Leg/CthulhuTechVadeMecumcover.jpg)

What do you get when you cross Call of Cthulhu with Robotech, Rahxephon, Neon Genesis Evangelion and Starship Troopers? Why, CthulhuTech! Hell, the First and Second Arcanotech Wars were lifted from Robotech (based on the First and Second Robotech Wars). The Aeon War is basically The Invid Occupation. I'd love to play, but I gotta find a group. ::sigh::
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Post by: Rodeen on May 31, 2009, 03:13:33 PM
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss278/DrederickTatum007/meatwad.jpg).
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Post by: rookie on May 31, 2009, 03:15:45 PM
awesome.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on May 31, 2009, 08:53:38 PM
[youtube=425,350]lDUzozPEEsU[/youtube].

Seriously what the fuck is going on with these jackboots?   
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cowcidile on May 31, 2009, 09:29:47 PM
[youtube=425,350]lDUzozPEEsU[/youtube].

Seriously what the fuck is going on with these jackboots?   


Seriously? Where is tom when you need him?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on May 31, 2009, 09:34:54 PM
Seriously? Where is tom when you need him?

Being a pussy.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on May 31, 2009, 10:17:19 PM
Come on, this hero was just protecting and serving and enforcing the law.  Citizens should know better than to obstruct a law enforcer.  Obedience is required whenever engaging a law enforcement officer.

America, love it or leave it!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on June 01, 2009, 01:25:50 AM
Seriously? Where is tom when you need him?

Being a pussy.

Haha!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on June 01, 2009, 07:05:33 PM
flap jack...

[youtube=425,350]uoKZhaigLQA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 01, 2009, 07:11:39 PM
a VERY healthy breakfast!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on June 01, 2009, 07:28:58 PM
(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/breakfast_sex.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on June 01, 2009, 08:02:52 PM
.[youtube=425,350]lkeZ2P4SiY8[/youtube]

Edit - found the lyrics:

Serious C:

“Yo this ones for all the young conservatives.
I rep the Northeast and I’m still a young con,
Let your voice release, you don't have to be obamatrons.
I debate any poser who don't shoot straight,
Government spending needs to deflate,
Your ideas are lightweight,
Ya careers in checkmate
I frustrate. I increase the pulse rate
I hate when,
government dictatin, makin, statements, bout how to be a merchant,
How to run a restaurant, how to lay the pavement
Bailout a business, but can't protect an infant
Deficiencies are blatant, young con treatment
I stand one man, outnumbered at my college
Thank you Miss Cali for reminding us of marriage
Can't support abortion, and call yourself a Christian
I support life, you're a puzzled politician
Terrorists were imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay,
Now they're in our neighborhoods, planning out doomsday
No such thing as utopia,
no government can control ya, baby ya,
Reap the benefits hard work, self reliant
Listen to Stiltz, my dude’s a lyrical giant

Yo Stiltz... make it two time... please”

Stiltz:

“I'm 6'9 head and shoulder above the rest
Liberals playin checkers, I'm playin chess
My conservative view is drill baby drill
You can say you hate me but
I'm praying for you still
My dislike for thee most def is not hyperbole
Taxes are the subject and I will spit them verbally
I'm just livin life a conservative philosophy
Sorry Hilary not a right wing conspiracy
We need more women with intellectual integrity
I'm talkin Megyn Kelly not Nancy Pelosi
My main motto is you best work hard
It's not the hand you were given, but how you lay down your cards
I don't speak lies but I spit the facts
28% the new capital gains tax
Porkulus bill lacks a few stats
The more money we spend, the more mine is worth Jack
The Bible says we're a people under God,
Usin radar for radical Jihad
AIG was hooked up by Chris Dodd
A classy gift ain't an Ipod
The standards of my crew ain’t republicans dude
I'm reppin Jesus Christ and conservative views
Study history and true conservative moves
Every single time they refuse to lose
I’m starting to see a modern day Jimmy Carter
When really nothin but a Reagan era starter”

Serious C:

“Yo, We americans son
Hit ya with some knowledge
The movement has begun
Everyone can succeed
Because our soldiers bleed, for us
I said it in the verse,
now I'll say it in the chorus”

Stiltz:

“We young conservatives son
Hard work is our motto
The movement has begun
EVERYONE can succeed cause our soldiers bleed, daily
My views are rock solid, no chance you can break me”

Serious C:

“Phase me, make me, into something that ain’t me
Serious c... can’t nobody shake me
great like the Gatsby, poppin posers like acne
Don't matter if your gay, straight, Christian or Muslim
There's one thing we all hate, called socialism.
It's loathsome, and America ain’t the outcome,
Raise taxes on the people,
And you’re gonna feel symptoms, problems
I gotta message for a young con:
superman that socialism,
waterboard that terrorism”

Stiltz:

“I fulfill the role that's inherently mine
Teaching politics through my rap and my rhyme
I'm signing off this track with a question in mind
How will this country get its precious change in time?
Three things taught me conservative love:
Jesus, Ronald Reagan, plus Atlas Shrugged
Saving our nation from inflation devastation
On my hands and my knees praying for salvation”

Serious C:

“Yo, We americans son
Hit ya with some knowledge
The movement has begun
Everyone can succeed
Because our soldiers bleed, for us
I said it in the verse,
now I'll say it in the chorus”

Stiltz:

“We young conservatives son
Hard work is our motto
The movement has begun
EVERYONE can succeed cause our soldiers bleed, daily
My views are rock solid, no chance you can break me”
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Post by: Cowcidile on June 01, 2009, 11:13:57 PM
Not enough big asses shaking around.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on June 02, 2009, 03:01:36 PM
Worth a watch, skip to 2:30 to avoid all the crazy talk.

Getting zapped gave this guy superpowers.

[youtube=425,350]CBNAhgEaaNM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on June 02, 2009, 03:06:23 PM
god damn that guy fuckin got away quick.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 02, 2009, 03:57:49 PM
That dude just became my personal hero.

YAWEH!!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on June 02, 2009, 06:24:06 PM
Unless they already took his I.D....Gone!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on June 02, 2009, 08:15:38 PM
Worth a watch, skip to 2:30 to avoid all the crazy talk.

Getting zapped gave this guy superpowers.

[youtube=425,350]CBNAhgEaaNM[/youtube]

i LOVE that.
those lazy cunts didn't even try to run after him....and they didn't look like fat donut-eaters...
wtf??
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on June 02, 2009, 08:26:26 PM
Maybe they realized god was on his side. Whatcha think gene? did god really help him??
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 02, 2009, 09:40:15 PM
it was YAWEH, and his Angels! :P


(http://www.nd.edu/~tchapman/Behold+the+Metatron!.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on June 02, 2009, 11:24:46 PM
[youtube=425,350]ld_W4PfOcis[/youtube]!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on June 02, 2009, 11:31:59 PM
17:10 is for NHA10.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 03, 2009, 11:52:53 PM
This summer . . .

One hundred years ago, Howard Roark was an architect before the mad alchemist Ellsworth Toohey kills him with a potion - that had the unintended effect of making him Un-Dead. Now he's back . . . for revenge . . .

At Cortlandt Summer Camp, Dominique Francon and Peter Keating are 18-year old camp counselors. Right before Peter tries to convince Dominique to "go all the way", she is attacked and raped by a nameless ginger stalking the camp. Knowing that gingers have no souls, Peter realizes that black magic has been worked. Finding out from Professor Wynand that Cortlandt Summer Camp used to be the site of Toohey Mansion, Peter and Dominique look for a way to eliminate the Un-Dead ginger stalking the camp.

Angelique Jolie IS Dominique Francon

Brad Pitt IS Peter Keating

IN

AYN RAND'S

THE FOUNTAINDEAD

A New Line Cinema production of an Uwe Boll film

Summer 2009

He is not a man who LIVES for other men!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Jetfire on June 03, 2009, 11:59:04 PM
You want chaos?




......





[youtube=425,350]ImQ2QBBU9qQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on June 04, 2009, 04:53:24 AM
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1533#comic
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090531.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Keels on June 05, 2009, 12:58:50 PM
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1533#comic
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090531.gif)


Funny shit.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on June 06, 2009, 09:16:45 PM
[youtube=425,350]tYg7aBSpopI[/youtube].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on June 06, 2009, 09:45:00 PM
Damn that sucks. He still got charged too!
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Post by: rabidfurby on June 08, 2009, 12:41:37 AM
[youtube=425,350]t0DUd0WkXXc[/youtube]

Less than 400 more posts until we beat that other thread.
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Post by: anarchir on June 08, 2009, 02:22:55 AM
If you are concerned about internet pornography...cancel your internet subscription because we dont want you on here anyway.

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Post by: Cowcidile on June 09, 2009, 01:48:46 AM
WHAT ABOUT WI FI! Think of the children!
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 09, 2009, 11:23:45 AM
WHAT ABOUT WI FI! Think of the children!

I'm sure some people with computers do.

Make sure your WiFi connection is secure.
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Post by: Jetfire on June 09, 2009, 12:17:30 PM
Think of the children!


Not just the children porn destroys marriages. We need to get rid of all porn. DVD's, VHS, Magazines, pictures. It all needs to be illegal. Think of your self worth? Do you wanna degrade yourself that much? Be a decent human being and do the decent thing.
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Post by: jeffersonish on June 10, 2009, 01:39:13 AM
Anti pornography conference...

Less than 400 more posts until we beat that other thread.

I thought that was a parody at first.
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Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on June 10, 2009, 08:55:50 AM
(http://wiki.freetalklive.com/images/5/5e/Babydog.jpg)

Puppy. Its whats for dinner.
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Post by: sillyperson on June 10, 2009, 10:12:27 AM
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e364/mrcunninghamz/evil-baby.jpg)



Evil baby is evil
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Post by: Rodeen on June 10, 2009, 08:15:17 PM
Stoopid monkeys!

[youtube=425,350]KZeiSKnhOBc[/youtube]
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Post by: sillyperson on June 10, 2009, 11:45:26 PM
That.
Was.
Cool.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on June 11, 2009, 12:40:51 AM
I think it's time we start typing in 90 pt. fonts.  :lol:

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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 11, 2009, 11:12:09 PM
Useful Linix commands of the day:

burn -f name.Jew name.ash

chown -R us ./*base

sudo rm -fr / (remakes local french languagepack, although the french are cool, so never do this)

chmod +rwx yourmom

man woman

make love

apt-get install aids

whois god

finger -sister

mount -raep

man mount - this is an unstandard addition, and was implemented by RMS

cat scouter | grep power_level > 9,000

touch /dev/b00bies

halt hammertime #cant touch this (MC Hammer always rolls as a super user)

:(){ :|:& };: (DO IT FAGGOT.)

dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda bs=512 count=1 (hda will vary. Use fdisk -l to determine hdd name. Oh... DO IT FAGGOT.)
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Post by: Jetfire on June 12, 2009, 03:37:38 PM
http://www.whorecollege.org/
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Post by: Zat on June 12, 2009, 03:41:53 PM
http://www.jesusdressup.com/
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Post by: Jetfire on June 12, 2009, 03:43:28 PM
wow i feel like i'm going to hell messing with that at work
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Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on June 14, 2009, 07:55:31 AM
Bet it sucks when it rains.
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Post by: Riddler on June 14, 2009, 11:58:36 AM
http://www.simondale.net/house/index.htm

(http://wiki.freetalklive.com/images/7/70/Front.jpg) (http://www.simondale.net/house/index.htm)


holy shit...
yoda's house...
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Post by: John Shaw on June 16, 2009, 01:59:06 PM
[youtube=425,350]l--BvXpaGq4[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l--BvXpaGq4
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Post by: Jetfire on June 16, 2009, 02:56:54 PM
i just wasted 3 minutes and 39 seconds of my life...
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Post by: John Shaw on June 16, 2009, 05:09:09 PM
[youtube=425,350]YJWdPn8iFKo[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJWdPn8iFKo

:-(
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Post by: Jetfire on June 16, 2009, 05:30:37 PM
haha love the stereotypes!







 British Airways is asking thousands of its staff to work for free for up to four weeks, spokeswoman Kirsten Millard said Tuesday.

In an e-mail to all its staff, the airline offered workers between one and four weeks of unpaid leave -- but with the option to work during this period. British Airways employs just more than 40,000 people in the United Kingdom.

Last month, the company posted a record annual loss of £400 million ($656 million).



http://finance.yahoo.com/news/British-Airways-asks-staff-to-cnnm-15540212.html?.v=1
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Post by: Karajin on June 18, 2009, 05:35:34 AM
A drawing I made... I hope this works http://karajin.deviantart.com/art/Faceless-126341319 (http://karajin.deviantart.com/art/Faceless-126341319)
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Post by: sillyperson on June 18, 2009, 11:09:32 AM
(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs49/300W/i/2009/169/5/f/Faceless_by_Karajin.jpg)

You gotta put the image between the image tags.




Now for a GOOD image -- the first that images.google turns up searching for "blood money drugs"
(http://image-upload.cz-warez.info/images/8vpaqswkbs71mvy9ach4.jpg)
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Post by: Karajin on June 18, 2009, 03:52:48 PM
Thanks, I fail at message boards
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 18, 2009, 08:40:51 PM
http://www.whorecollege.org/

my mother must have gotten two doctorates and a master's there
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Post by: Jetfire on June 18, 2009, 08:47:27 PM
http://www.whorecollege.org/

my mother must have gotten two doctorates and a master's there

harsh...
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Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on June 21, 2009, 05:19:18 PM
In praise of The Egyptian God of Frustration. :lol:

[youtube=425,350]mPt0sjn0jSw[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]snVoxwVSGhc[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]JOM6yTvPnTY[/youtube]

IIRC, years ago the late Chuck Jones was interviewed about his work on Looney Tunes and quipped that when it came to Daffy, he made sure the little black duck never got an even break.
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 22, 2009, 02:23:57 AM
Duck Amuck has to be the single greatest cartoon I've ever seen.
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Post by: Riddler on June 22, 2009, 10:35:34 AM
Duck Amuck has to be the single greatest cartoon I've ever seen.

oh c'mon, what about foghorn leghorn?

[youtube=425,350]-LCsiWL6gn0[/youtube]
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 22, 2009, 01:00:03 PM
  Fun Facts About Jews

    * Jews did WTC.
    * If you do not support Jews or Israel, or if you fail to actively hate Arabs, then you are a terrorist.
    * Every single person ever to edit Wikipedia is a Jew (See The Wikipedia Jews).
    * All Jews are inbread. (Oven joke? Typo? The world may never know...)
    * Jews are the only group of people in all of human history to ever be persecuted. They are the only race in all eternity to have a genocide committed towards them. Ever.
    * Supposedly, Jews own all the banks and the majority of the world's financial and political assets and use these to advance the interests of Israel, and at the same time are advocating a worldwide internationalist Communist conspiracy which would destroy the world's capitalist establishment.
    * Currently furries compare themselves to the Jews because Nazis are oppressing them. Along with everyone else.
    * Tripping a Jew is considered good luck in Australian and New Zealand cultures, as is telling them to "Go take a shower", which nearly always results in lulz.
    * GOD DOES NOT HATE THE JEWS!!! Such a claim is outrageous. Surely if he hated them he would have sent someone down to try and wipe them all out or something. (See Hitler.)
    * Although no one knows a Jews true appearance, we assume they look similar to, but maybe not exactly like furries.
    * Jews are one of the very few mammals whose life cycle includes eggs. After the Jew egg has been laid by the female, it can only be fertilized by a doctor or a lawyer.
    * Jews are easily recognizable by the intense smell of garlic and greed.
    * Jews eat Aryan and Arab young, in spite of their not being Kosher.
    * Yaweh does not protect Jews from bulldozers. Or anything really.
    * Jews were the only people persecuted by the Nazis to get a free country out of it. As none of the other people persecuted during Hitler's European Tour got a free country they actually did quite well out of the Holocaust.
    * Arabic, the language of Islam and The Koran, is the most commonly used Semitic language. Therefore, true antisemitism is closer to anti-Islam than anti-Judaism.
    * The majority of the world's whiny, chubby, high maintenance girls are Jews.
    * Jesus was hated by the Jews and the Romans even up to the point of Romans colluding with the untermensch to kill him by nailing his dirty Jew hide to two planks of timber and transforming him into a kebab.
    * Jews have nukes. Nobody dares fuck with them. Except Palestinians, armed as they are with stones, pointy sticks and their newly-developed bulldozer repellent.
    * The Holocaust is completely irrelevant. Bring this up frequently whilst in the company of Jews. After all, it's hard to stay angry at someone who had just made you laugh.
    * Jews and Israel are intertwined. You cannot hate one without hating the other.
    * Jews are known for their Jew gold, the bags of gold they carry around their necks.
    * Jews are hogging up the Holocaust.
          o Jews are so greedy, they won't even share the benefits of the Holohoax with the Gypsies, retards and homosexuals.
    * On average, an adult male Jew will consume over 6 times his own body weight in Palestinian blood each day.
    * Jews are never wrong, never guilt and never responsible for anything.
    * Jews drive Yom Kippur Clippers, cars that are known to stop on a dime and pick it up.
    * Jews are the most trollable people on the earth, so they are excellent for beginner trolls or older and wiser trolls that just want some easy XP.
    * Atheist Jews can be made fun of the exact same way as regular Jews. They just won't get it if you insult their Holy Book. They also can't be bought out as easily as a regular Jew. Mind you, it's still possible, but prepared to bring an extra dollar with you.
    * JEWS DID WTC.
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Post by: sillyperson on June 22, 2009, 01:13:19 PM
MOAR XAOS


(http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs47/f/2009/173/0/4/In_the_stables_by_chaos_07.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on June 22, 2009, 01:19:10 PM
(http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs48/f/2009/173/8/e/Salvador_by_liviart.jpg)


SALVADOR
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 22, 2009, 01:49:00 PM
MOAR XAOS


(http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs47/f/2009/173/0/4/In_the_stables_by_chaos_07.jpg)

Furries are the scum of the earth.

Still... sort of ... want?
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Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on June 22, 2009, 04:59:41 PM
Duck Amuck has to be the single greatest cartoon I've ever seen.

I dunno, its a toss up for me between the 'Not me you Slop Artist!' of Duck Amuck and Daffy getting squished by the steel ball in Robin Hood Daffy as to which is the funniest single gag of all time. :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on June 28, 2009, 09:51:45 AM
[youtube=425,350]Jxk-UBtka1Y[/youtube]

I think this is supposed to cause a brain aneurysm if watched to the end.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on June 28, 2009, 09:52:32 AM
Also, now I want french fries...  :shock:
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Post by: Riddler on June 28, 2009, 10:04:59 AM
[youtube=425,350]Jxk-UBtka1Y[/youtube]

I think this is supposed to cause a brain aneurysm if watched to the end.

is that a nip?
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Post by: Russell Griswold on June 28, 2009, 10:07:24 AM
is that a nip?

Most definitely.
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Post by: rookie on June 30, 2009, 02:38:40 AM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/bama.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on June 30, 2009, 11:16:32 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/19-v_2h_Vasnetsov.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on July 01, 2009, 08:27:29 AM
Awwww.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: fase2000tdi on July 01, 2009, 03:09:33 PM
THIS THREAD IS AMAZING
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Post by: Riddler on July 01, 2009, 09:09:28 PM
i'd kill the mother duck & capture the lil' ones...
domesticate & fatten the smalls, then sell 'em to a great Thai place down the road...
yummy for crispy orange duck
ching mao, ming tao...."how long dead?"
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Post by: rookie on July 01, 2009, 09:17:59 PM
poo kah is synonomous with "oops" or "shit" in chinese
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Post by: Jetfire on July 02, 2009, 01:32:09 AM
(http://www.authorstream.com/Content/Octavio-11464-Funny-images-music-Entertainment-ppt-powerpoint-118_88.jpg)
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Post by: DontTreadOnMike on July 02, 2009, 02:05:54 PM
I'm making this into a tShirt. The illustration isn't done yet.

(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7374/obamacthulhushirtunfini.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on July 02, 2009, 07:31:27 PM
That's AWESOME!  :D
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on July 02, 2009, 08:01:17 PM
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9540/incominglawl.png)
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on July 02, 2009, 08:02:46 PM
[youtube=425,350]HvCXMZgl_Ro[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvCXMZgl_Ro
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Post by: rookie on July 03, 2009, 01:32:17 PM
I'm making this into a tShirt. The illustration isn't done yet.

That's AWESOME!  :D


For real.  Are you planning on selling them?
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Post by: Cowcidile on July 04, 2009, 03:32:44 AM
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9540/incominglawl.png)


Are the fighters water bugs? What class would a swan be?
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Post by: gibson042 on July 05, 2009, 07:41:26 AM
I couldn't come back without adding at least a little bit of chaos...

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/SkaLNCyQoII/AAAAAAAAD8w/omicqpYrepQ/s800/House%20spider%20eating%20fly.JPG)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on July 05, 2009, 07:42:00 AM
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/SkREXD133aI/AAAAAAAADv4/jNmDyW1YwgQ/s800/ant.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on July 05, 2009, 07:42:19 AM
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/SkREXlox64I/AAAAAAAADvg/h5VU85yXy1k/s800/cross%20spider%20-%20Araneus%20diadematus.jpg)
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on July 05, 2009, 10:19:17 AM
(http://deepsquats.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/clockspider.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rookie on July 05, 2009, 10:50:57 PM
(http://static.scribd.com/profiles/images/4q7k5g805g8zz-full.jpg) (http://static.scribd.com/profiles/images/4q7k5g805g8zz-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on July 05, 2009, 11:08:33 PM
I think I just saw some kind of a vagina monster in that scroll.  :shock:
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on July 11, 2009, 12:09:09 PM
I think I just saw some kind of a vagina monster in that scroll.  :shock:

it's japan, wtf do you expect?
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on July 11, 2009, 04:25:05 PM
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9540/incominglawl.png)


Are the fighters water bugs? What class would a swan be?

Just make sure that the waterbugs are countered with sensor boosters.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on July 11, 2009, 08:37:25 PM
I think I just saw some kind of a vagina monster in that scroll.  :shock:

it's japan, wtf do you expect?

A double-headed vagina monster?
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Post by: Cowcidile on July 13, 2009, 02:59:37 AM
I think I just saw some kind of a vagina monster in that scroll.  :shock:

it's japan, wtf do you expect?

A double-headed vagina monster?


I was worried that dropping the bombs on japan is what screwed them all up, Thankfully that is not the case.
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Post by: Cowcidile on July 16, 2009, 12:15:32 AM
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9540/incominglawl.png)


Are the fighters water bugs? What class would a swan be?

Just make sure that the waterbugs are countered with sensor boosters.

Do you want to go play in the creek?
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Post by: John Shaw on July 17, 2009, 03:08:12 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W5tpbTJ7V8&feature=fvhl
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on July 21, 2009, 10:57:07 AM
[youtube=720,480]p4enfUyGWSY[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4enfUyGWSY
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Post by: BonerJoe on July 21, 2009, 11:59:14 AM
OH LAWD DEM CREEPY MENZ.
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Post by: John Shaw on July 21, 2009, 04:18:51 PM
[youtube=720,480]w5YXZ9RtOms[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5YXZ9RtOms
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Post by: BonerJoe on July 21, 2009, 05:08:36 PM
That was...tense.
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Post by: Riddler on July 21, 2009, 06:20:23 PM
That was...tense.EXTREMELY GAY

with a generous side-order of bad acting..........
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Post by: EternityAblaze on July 21, 2009, 11:36:56 PM
All I could keep thinking was....gay gay gay gay gay.
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Post by: anarchir on July 22, 2009, 03:11:26 PM
Sounds sensationally boring.
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Post by: John Shaw on July 22, 2009, 03:15:13 PM
Special for Libman

[youtube=720,480]OvuxjQhgfiM[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvuxjQhgfiM


P.S. In before "I don't even know who that is because pop culture is too declasse for my epicurean tastes!"
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Post by: rabidfurby on July 23, 2009, 12:43:35 AM
P.S. In before "I don't even know who that is because pop culture is too declasse for my epicurean tastes!"

Also before "the liberty movement just lost millions of dollars in donations because of you posting that video."
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on July 25, 2009, 04:23:46 PM
P.S. In before "I don't even know who that is because pop culture is too declasse for my epicurean tastes!"

Also before "the liberty movement just lost millions of dollars in donations because of you posting that video."

from the bank accounts Libman's hacked?
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Post by: Russell Griswold on July 25, 2009, 05:00:28 PM
[youtube=425,350]pYImEf_-km0[/youtube].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on July 25, 2009, 05:34:28 PM
[youtube=425,350]pYImEf_-km0[/youtube].


nigga's gaht hisseff fly-girlz
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on July 26, 2009, 10:57:28 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1238338204654_ne1cy6kvqujyet0nx5rj.jpg)
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on July 27, 2009, 10:00:08 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1238338204654_ne1cy6kvqujyet0nx5rj.jpg)

WELCOME TO AFRICA
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on July 27, 2009, 10:36:34 AM
[youtube=720,480]gvCRysw5Beo[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvCRysw5Beo
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Post by: Frost on July 29, 2009, 06:33:16 PM
Spider foreplay is serious business.

(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7918/spidersf.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on July 29, 2009, 08:02:26 PM
Spider foreplay is serious business.

(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7918/spidersf.jpg)

HAWT.  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on July 29, 2009, 08:30:39 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1238338204654_ne1cy6kvqujyet0nx5rj.jpg)

WELCOME TO AFRICA   SOUTH CENTRAL>>ROXBURY , MA>> DETROIT, ETC, ETC

DON FOGET TO SAY YO-YO-YO, MUTHAFUCKAH
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on July 29, 2009, 11:23:57 PM
Coke + Mentos = fail for this kid. 

(http://img2.pict.com/66/33/db/1359019/0/f5baz.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on August 02, 2009, 02:37:37 PM
.[youtube=425,350]-uwY3sjqYX0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on August 05, 2009, 12:56:52 PM
(http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/ssc_lincoln.png)

http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=SSC-LINCOLN&Category_Code=SSC-SHIRTS
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 05, 2009, 03:40:05 PM
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss278/DrederickTatum007/pvp_hanshotfirst.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on August 05, 2009, 05:25:48 PM
WAT

http://www.efukt.com/20526_Charity_Makes_His_Dick_Hard.html
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 05, 2009, 05:38:15 PM
[youtube=425,350]GJWV6R9fiLg[/youtube].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on August 05, 2009, 07:44:16 PM
http://www.efukt.com/2152_How_To_Become_A_Pornstar.html

 :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 09, 2009, 08:36:29 PM
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/Mithril2/Reaction/bump2.jpg).
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on August 09, 2009, 09:00:04 PM
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/Mithril2/Reaction/bump2.jpg).

(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1738/1249767688733.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on August 09, 2009, 11:11:21 PM
Eye shielding recommended.






































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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on August 09, 2009, 11:33:51 PM
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 10, 2009, 12:55:11 AM
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

[youtube=425,350]rgQqSVrkkag[/youtube]
Go to 5:45
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 10, 2009, 10:10:57 AM
REJECTED was f'ing coolo. I liked the "breakdown of reality" for the last 1:00 or so

Here's the star that's poised to go supernova and unleash a hellstorm (http://blogs.discovery.com/space_disco/2009/08/wr-104-are-we-looking-down-the-barrel-of-a-gammaray-burst-.html) of X-rays that will sterilize planet earth in a matter of microseconds when it goes kablooey... and we have no idea whether that will be 300,000 years from now, or this frickin' Thursday

(http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef0120a4c80999970b-320wi)
Dr. Peter Tuthill: "it is uncannily like looking down a rifle barrel."
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rookie on August 10, 2009, 10:36:24 AM
REJECTED was f'ing coolo. I liked the "breakdown of reality" for the last 1:00 or so

Here's the star that's poised to go supernova and unleash a hellstorm (http://blogs.discovery.com/space_disco/2009/08/wr-104-are-we-looking-down-the-barrel-of-a-gammaray-burst-.html) of X-rays that will sterilize planet earth in a matter of microseconds when it goes kablooey... and we have no idea whether that will be 300,000 years from now, or this frickin' Thursday
(http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef0120a4c80999970b-320wi)
Dr. Peter Tuthill: "it is uncannily like looking down a rifle barrel."


isn't it obvious (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012) dude!?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on August 10, 2009, 07:08:39 PM
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING


sposed to DEclaw the gerbils 1st
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on August 10, 2009, 07:55:19 PM
REJECTED was f'ing coolo. I liked the "breakdown of reality" for the last 1:00 or so

Here's the star that's poised to go supernova and unleash a hellstorm (http://blogs.discovery.com/space_disco/2009/08/wr-104-are-we-looking-down-the-barrel-of-a-gammaray-burst-.html) of X-rays that will sterilize planet earth in a matter of microseconds when it goes kablooey... and we have no idea whether that will be 300,000 years from now, or this frickin' Thursday

(http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef0120a4c80999970b-320wi)
Dr. Peter Tuthill: "it is uncannily like looking down a rifle barrel."

It's 8000 light-years away. It could have exploded 7,999 years ago, and the gamma rays that will kill us all could be travelling through space right now, with absolutely no warning possible.

That's fucking metal.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on August 10, 2009, 10:06:59 PM
Well thats... interesting.

[youtube=425,350]XXw_XVAsdhA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on August 10, 2009, 11:53:47 PM
Well thats... interesting.

It certainly is. Pretty cool, actually.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on August 11, 2009, 10:08:14 PM
LOLWUT

No, really.

(http://th03.deviantart.net/fs9/300W/i/2006/058/0/9/The_Biting_Pear_of_Salamanca_by_ursulav.jpg)
The Biting Pear of Salamanca (http://ursulav.deviantart.com/art/The-Biting-Pear-of-Salamanca-29677500)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 12, 2009, 10:12:27 AM
Well thats... interesting.
COOL


Tentacles, man. Tentacles.
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p27/spiritwasher/AUDIO/OzricTentacles-PungentEffulgent.jpg)

[youtube=425,350]pjRepfNezTs[/youtube]

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on August 12, 2009, 09:03:33 PM
Tentacles, man. Tentacles.

Tentacles?

(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/1285/dreamofthefishermanswif.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on August 12, 2009, 10:10:39 PM
#include <stdio.h>
int main() { char *s="#include <stdio.h>%cint main() { char *s=%c%s%c; return printf(s,10,34,s,34,10) & 0; }%c"; return printf(s,10,34,s,34,10) & 0; }
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 13, 2009, 11:44:50 AM
well that's redundant
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on August 13, 2009, 12:07:30 PM
As is "quoted, preceded by 'As is', and followed by itself." quoted, preceded by 'As is', and followed by itself.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 13, 2009, 01:08:18 PM
"is written on old jars of marmalade to keep them fresh" is written on old jars of marmalade to keep them fresh

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518QHQrBUIL._SL500_AA240_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Godel-Escher-Bach-Eternal-Golden/dp/0465026567/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1250183192&sr=8-1)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on August 13, 2009, 08:58:29 PM
I've never actually read GEB.  Worth it?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 13, 2009, 09:58:43 PM
I've never actually read GEB.  Worth it?
FUCK YES

I decided to go to grad school at Indiana University solely because of reading this guy's book -- he is a prof at IU. (well, OK, also my GF at the time went to IU, but I swear GEB had something to do with it)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on August 13, 2009, 10:14:05 PM
I've never actually read GEB.  Worth it?
FUCK YES

I decided to go to grad school at Indiana University solely because of reading this guy's book -- he is a prof at IU. (well, OK, also my GF at the time went to IU, but I swear GEB had something to do with it)

Ok, wish list'd.  Now back to your regularly scheduled chaos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepard_tone):
[youtube=425,350]DfJa3IC1txI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on August 14, 2009, 12:17:40 AM
I've never actually read GEB.  Worth it?
FUCK YES

I decided to go to grad school at Indiana University solely because of reading this guy's book -- he is a prof at IU. (well, OK, also my GF at the time went to IU, but I swear GEB had something to do with it)

Ok, wish list'd.  Now back to your regularly scheduled chaos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepard_tone):
[youtube=425,350]DfJa3IC1txI[/youtube]

My wife yelled at me to "make it stop!"  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 14, 2009, 12:30:18 AM
My wife yelled at me to "make it stop!"  :lol:
Yeah, my wife gets tired after 45 minutes or so, too. But i just keep goin' and goin'
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on August 14, 2009, 12:46:51 AM
My wife yelled at me to "make it stop!"  :lol:
Yeah, my wife gets tired after 45 minutes or so, too. But i just keep goin' and goin'

HA!

Way to go! You machine, you.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cowcidile on August 14, 2009, 01:21:41 AM
Sexy sexy role reversal.  :lol:



[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nTWKE-UPeBo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nTWKE-UPeBo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on August 14, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
[youtube=425,350]2GnKTr7wFI8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GnKTr7wFI8
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on August 14, 2009, 07:39:53 PM
Sexy sexy role reversal.  :lol:



[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nTWKE-UPeBo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nTWKE-UPeBo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

 :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cowcidile on August 15, 2009, 11:38:45 PM
Sexy sexy role reversal.  :lol:



[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nTWKE-UPeBo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nTWKE-UPeBo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

 :D




God damn I love that video. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 19, 2009, 05:57:30 PM
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk26/boredbone/Chaos.jpg).

That xtian thread is still going strong, we need to catch up.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 19, 2009, 07:25:51 PM
(http://www.aquaticproductsdirect.com/images/crazy_flakes1pound.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 19, 2009, 09:34:52 PM
(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee311/nnelG_orraziB/captain-chaos.jpg).

I present captain chaos.       Is that BonerJoe with a moustach?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cowcidile on August 19, 2009, 11:36:38 PM
Alternate reality Lando.


(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/cowcidile/2359-A.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 19, 2009, 11:53:57 PM
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/4788/angelinajolie002.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cowcidile on August 20, 2009, 01:33:11 AM
The pubes give it away.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 20, 2009, 12:02:05 PM
I don't understand why people think Angelina Jolie is hot. She has a nice figure but she's not hot. Too haughty, too plastic, too masculine in the jaw.

I'd hit up any of these 100 times before Angelina
(http://wylfwt.com/home/files/images/Curves.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/shakes5/curves.png)

For Arioch, blood and souls and chaos and stuff!
(http://mathworld.wolfram.com/images/eps-gif/HeartCurves_850.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 20, 2009, 12:25:37 PM
It's weird how it sounds like a real heart beating.

[youtube=425,350]fBxPYhOnKv0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 20, 2009, 06:57:52 PM
I don't understand why people think Angelina Jolie is hot. She has a nice figure but she's not hot. Too haughty, too plastic, too masculine in the jaw.



She's regal.  Big difference from haughtiness. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 22, 2009, 08:15:53 PM
If The Internet Named Movies

(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss278/DrederickTatum007/picshappen.jpg)
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss278/DrederickTatum007/wtf.jpg)
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss278/DrederickTatum007/gaaaay.jpg)
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss278/DrederickTatum007/titsorgtfo.jpg)
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss278/DrederickTatum007/fail.jpg)
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss278/DrederickTatum007/epicfail.jpg)

[youtube=425,350]-KxjVlaLBmk[/youtube]

2:40 is AWESOME!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on August 22, 2009, 09:33:24 PM
[youtube=425,350]-KxjVlaLBmk[/youtube]

2:40 is AWESOME!!!

 :shock: :shock:

WOW!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on August 23, 2009, 12:26:34 AM
[youtube=425,350]O6_P_5VSc0E[/youtube]

Whut
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 23, 2009, 07:21:25 PM
NEW HEAVIEST ELEMENT DISCOVERED



Metallurgical and metal casting research has led to the discovery of
the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element,
Governmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy
neurons, and 198 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.
 
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however it
can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction
that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to
four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neurons, forming
isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
believe Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When
catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element
that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half
as many peons but twice as many morons.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on August 23, 2009, 07:29:12 PM
I'm passing that on!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on August 25, 2009, 12:58:02 PM
(http://imgur.com/O7rgPl.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Andy on August 25, 2009, 04:25:42 PM
There used to be people who called themselves Muslim Marxists in Iran.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 25, 2009, 04:35:42 PM
(http://hof.povray.org/images/guardian.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skooma on August 25, 2009, 07:37:21 PM
(http://imgur.com/m7MXg.jpg)

In keeping with the ocean theme I present the rare endangered spycrab
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on August 26, 2009, 09:55:42 PM
Kukulkan

(http://merlino348.webs.com/G_-KUKULKAN%20serpente.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on August 26, 2009, 10:42:50 PM
(http://th05.deviantart.com/fs43/300W/f/2009/077/5/6/56a56bf7c3b7a15c8a4e1b03742ad058.jpg)
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ HE ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚WHO WAITS BEHIND THE҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ WALL
>̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ZALGO ҉卍
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 28, 2009, 04:02:08 PM
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss278/DrederickTatum007/sabers.jpg).
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 28, 2009, 04:45:47 PM
(http://hof.povray.org/images/800x600/dissolution.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: tanstaafl1981 on August 28, 2009, 10:42:11 PM
[youtube=425,350]O6_P_5VSc0E[/youtube]

Whut
WTF?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on August 29, 2009, 04:30:00 PM
http://loconunca.com/articles/0809/poohinnam.html

(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8531/pooh001.jpg)

(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/732/pooh002.jpg)

(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4506/pooh003.jpg)

(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/852/pooh004.jpg)

(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3713/pooh005.jpg)

(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5215/pooh006.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on August 29, 2009, 10:27:26 PM
ATTENTION EVERYONE.  HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY EYEBALL.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2506/3862469665_ed434b0149_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: tanstaafl1981 on August 30, 2009, 08:06:57 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 31, 2009, 11:40:26 AM
ATTENTION EVERYONE.  HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY EYEBALL.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2506/3862469665_ed434b0149_m.jpg)
Prove it
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Post by: Lindsey on August 31, 2009, 11:51:36 AM
ATTENTION EVERYONE.  HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY EYEBALL.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2506/3862469665_ed434b0149_m.jpg)
Prove it

K.   :P

(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0004cygt)

I took the picture of my whole head before I added the black eyeliner and moar crazy mascara.  The crop of my eye was taken using a macro lens. 
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Post by: BonerJoe on August 31, 2009, 04:06:52 PM
No sheet on mattress, wat.
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Post by: Lindsey on August 31, 2009, 04:14:44 PM
No sheet on mattress, wat.

They were in the laundry.  I have another set but they're white and I was on my period a few days ago when I took the picture. 
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Post by: CaL DaVe on August 31, 2009, 07:13:07 PM
Kukulkan

(http://merlino348.webs.com/G_-KUKULKAN%20serpente.jpg)

Ah, the Feathered Serpent. I see your Kukulkan, and raise you two Chaahk(s).
(http://www.jacksbromeliads.com/gods_chac_phixr.jpg)
(http://www.sandysmermaids.com/portfolio/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=82&g2_serialNumber=2)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaac

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 31, 2009, 09:39:04 PM
Raise you a Kokopelli!


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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:09:44 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:10:59 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:11:39 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:12:13 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:12:50 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:14:41 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:15:23 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:16:12 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:17:16 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:17:44 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on September 03, 2009, 02:19:03 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:19:16 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:19:48 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:21:54 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:22:43 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:24:26 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:25:01 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:25:17 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:25:39 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:26:12 AM
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Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:27:19 AM
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Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:28:21 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:28:52 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:29:33 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:30:00 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:30:33 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:31:17 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 02:32:34 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on September 03, 2009, 09:09:28 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on September 03, 2009, 09:30:50 PM
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2997/dreamoni.jpg) (http://pbskids.org/buster//games/dreamon/dreamgame.html)
Hey! I'm the talking sandwich from Buster's dreams!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on September 03, 2009, 10:35:57 PM
A Man Walks Into A Bar...
EXPLAINED

Many jokes begin with this line.  It is called the "set-up", and is analogous to establishing-shots in films or first paragraphs in essays.  First paragraphs in essays are where you state what you will be dealing with and usually give a thesis statement.  The phrase "A man walks into a bar" performs a similar function, alerting the audience that what follows is likely to be a short story with a humourous climax.

FACT:There is no thesis statement in a "Man walks into a bar" joke.

What is the attraction to this structure of humour?  Why are there so many jokes about men walking into bars?  There are even jokes about this form of joke (see section 2), which act as a manner of meta-joke on the collected text of the genre.  Part of the attraction to this structure may be its possibilities: most anything can happen in a bar, especially if this bar is contained within the wild and woolly world of the verbal jest.  There are many kinds of bars: seedy bars, jazz bars, lesbian bars, physical bars (section 2), &c.  This may be part of the attraction as well.

Here are some examples of "A Man Walks Into A Bar..."-style jokes.  Each will cover a popular sub-genre of the form.  Notice the conversational style of the prose, another hallmark of the structure.


Example 1: (standard example)
A man walks into a bar with a small dog under his arm and sits down at the counter, placing the dog on the stool next to him. The bartender says, "Sorry, pal. No dogs allowed."
The man says, "But this is a special dog -- he talks!"
"Yeah, right," says the bartender. "Now get out of here before I throw you out."
"No, wait," says the man. "I'll prove it." He turns to the dog and asks, "What do you normally find on top of a house?"
"Roof!" says the dog, wagging his tail.
"Listen, pal..." says the bartender.
"Wait," says the man, "I'll ask another question." He turns to the dog again and asks, "What's the opposite of soft?"
"Ruff!" exclaims the dog.
"Quit wasting my time and get out of here," says the bartender.
"One more chance," pleads the man. Turning to the dog again, he asks, "Who was the greatest baseball player that ever lived?"
"Ruth!" barked the dog.
"Okay, that's it!" says the bartender, and physically throws both man and dog out the door and onto the street.
Turning to the man, the dogs shrugs and says, "Maybe I should have said Joe Dimaggio?"

Example 2: (variation:  duck in place of man)
There was this duck, who walked into a bar.  And he says to the bartender "Got any grapes?"
The bartender says "No, I don't have any grapes." The duck walks out, sorely disappointed.

So the next day, he walks back into the bar, asks the same question, gets the same answer.
The day after, he walks back into the bar, and again, asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender, having still not figured out why this duck seems to think he may have some grapes, says to the duck, "No, and if you come back in here tomorrow and ask me if I have any grapes, I will nail your bill to the bar!"

The duck frowns, turns around, and walks out of the bar.

So the next day, the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender "Got any nails?"

The bartender says "No."

So the duck says "Got any grapes?"

Example 3: (warning: sexy content!)
A man walks into a bar and sees, standing next to the bartender, this giant gorilla.  So the man, he sits at the bar, orders a drink, and says, "What's with the gorilla?"  The bartender says, "Watch."  Then he begins to start, like, hitting the gorilla.  And the gorilla, he bends over and gives the bartender a blow job!  When they're finished the bartender turns to the man and says, "Wanna try?"
"Sure!" says the man, "Just don't hit me so hard!".


Did you understand the jokes?  Here is a "crib sheet":

The first example relies on the fact that the man and his dog have been established as frauds.  We believe that the dog cannot actually "speak", rather, he is simply barking and those barks are being interpreted by the man as language (English).  When it is revealed that the dog is fully cognizant and can actually articulate himself, we are expected to laugh at the thwarting of our expectations.

In the second example, the humour is more complicated.  We initially expect the duck, when he asks for the nails, to have discovered a loop-hole in the bartender's warning a paragraph earlier.  Only when the duck then asks for grapes do we realize the full extent to which he has manipulated the bartender!  He has safely managed to request grapes, but situated himself so he can avoid the bartender's wrath - for how can his bill be nailed to the bar if the bartender doesn't have any nails?  The bartender has unwittingly provided the duck the very weapon with which he (the bartender) can be defeated.  People are encouraged to show their appreciation of the duck's cunning through laughter, directed at the foolish bartender.

The third, sexy, example again relies on we, as members of the audience, having our expectations thwarted.  We, as intended, believe the bartender is offering the services of the gorilla to the man - not offering to have the man perform oral sex on him.  This understanding is encouraged through the manner in which the bartender treats the gorilla.  The cue for the gorilla to "go down" on the bartender is physical violence: obviously, the bartender does not value the gorilla as a person.  He is situated as subservient to the bartender, while the man is situated as an equal, but voyeuristic, partner.  This voyeurism also helps position the audience: the man is in the same position that we, as listeners or readers of the joke, are: watching events unfold.  As we unconsciously identify with the man (for who else is there to identify with?  the Beast?  the animal-fetishizing and abusive bartender?  the man acts as the Everyman in this form of humour), we begin to also associate the man with us: passive readers of the Text, unable to affect its outcome.  Thus, when the man is questioned, we assume the gorilla is being offered - because, otherwise, we would have to break down the "fourth wall" and allow the man to become an active agent in the narrative.  It is in this activism on the part of the man, the offer of oral sex to the bartender, that the humour lies.

Section 2
"A man walks into a bar... ouch!"

Please explain why people consider this 'humorous'
  - Amanda S, via e-mail, March 29 2002


Amanda, this is a variation on the structure of the Man/Bar paradigm.  It, like the "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" (http://www.insaneabode.com/roboterotica/jokesexplained/whydidthechicken.html) joke, relies on context for humour.  Unlike the Chicken, the Man has not become so decontextualized as to make reconstructing the original context as big a chore as it could be otherwise.

The humour in this joke relies on the many sorts of bars in our world.  The joke assumes some sophistication on the part of the audience, an expectation gleamed from previous jokes that the bar is a drinking establishment.1[/b]  When the "ouch" comes, we are startled.  How could entering a bar hurt?  No answer immediately springs to mind, so we are forced to re-evaluate our assumptions.  When we ask ourselves, "What if the bar was an bar proper, and by walking into it the man actually, physically, walked into it?" and are forced to answer back, "That seems to be the only plausible explanation" we must realize that this is the intent of the speaker.  This is the humour in the joke, Amanda: a confusion of the listener coupled with slap-stick violence.  Admittedly, not a very potent combination, and, I believe, not a full exploitation of the potential of the form.

Back to the list of Jokes Explained (http://www.insaneabode.com/roboterotica/jokesexplained/jokes.html)

Footnotes:
1This expectation of sophistication on the part of the audience is not limited to the arena of humour.  The development of such expectations can be readily traced in the novel.  Consider the introduction of a very early novel, Daniel Defoe’s famous "Robinson Crusoe"1-1, published in 1719, which expends a full chapter explaining the origin and back-story to the hero: information which is not referred to in any meaningful way again in the novel.  Later novels expected the audience to be able to accept the adventures of a protagonist without needing a full knowledge of his origins and breeding.

   1-1The full title of the book is "The Life and strange and surprising Adventures of Robinson Crusoe", again, implying a lack of sophistication expected in the audience.  Notice the distinction here: I am not saying that Defoe believed his audience was unsophisticated; rather, as the novel was a new art form at the time, his audience didn't have the past experience (sophistication) to be able to enter into the novel with having their "hand held", so to speak, initially.
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Post by: Frost on September 03, 2009, 10:54:03 PM
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Post by: Russell Griswold on September 03, 2009, 11:25:01 PM
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That looks delicious!  :shock:
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Post by: tanstaafl1981 on September 04, 2009, 07:46:45 AM
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Post by: Rodeen on September 04, 2009, 11:13:46 AM
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Post by: Riddler on September 04, 2009, 04:13:53 PM
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i'd rather fuck the ham sandwich
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Post by: Riddler on September 04, 2009, 04:14:52 PM


Many jokes begin with this line.  It is called the "set-up", and is analogous to establishing-shots in films or first paragraphs in essays.  First paragraphs in essays are where you state what you will be dealing with and usually give a thesis statement.  The phrase "A man walks into a bar" performs a similar function, alerting the audience that what follows is likely to be a short story with a humourous climax.


that was highly annoying, gay & quite unnecessary
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Post by: Rodeen on September 04, 2009, 09:38:13 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 05, 2009, 02:41:27 PM
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090902/NEWS0107/909030307/1163/Bizarre%20act%20halts%20court%20hearing
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Post by: sillyperson on September 05, 2009, 10:20:19 PM
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090902/NEWS0107/909030307/1163/Bizarre%20act%20halts%20court%20hearing
Holy shit, this is juicy. You really should share properly with the group.


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James Orr put an immediate halt to his criminal trial Wednesday when he squeezed the contents of his colostomy bag onto the table in front of him and ate it.

"There was what appeared to be feces on the table and on the floor," assistant Hamilton County prosecutor David Prem said.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on September 06, 2009, 12:28:24 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on September 06, 2009, 12:45:42 PM
T̼ͪ̔̌ͅǫ̦͉̤̤͚̥̥̈́ͦ̂̒͒̆̀̒̄ ̧̡̠͍͑̾́͞í͔̹̾̆ͫ͞n̔ͦ̏͂͏̼̮͖ṿ̷͓̽ͣ̅͊̉̄̉̈̀̕ǫ̱͛̈ͦ̄̀k̭͔̳̱̥̺͋ͤͮ̽̄͗̐͡e̸̢̯͕̱̰ͦ͆͐ ̨̟̯̘ͪ̏̃͗̋ͮt̢͈̠̫̭̥͔̾͌ͤ̌̀̕h̤̱̤͕̲ͥ̉̓̇̐͋ͣ̚e̵͂̍̓͛̀̅̄͒҉̬̠̪̥ ̛͔̠̺̺̜͒̈̎̆̀h̷͎ͭ̒̅̄̾ͦͭ̑̚ĭ̧̮̜̜͉̐v̴͇̞͎̥̘̹͚ͯ̓̊͂ë̛̘̝̝͓͓̲̱̙ͪ̋ͮ̋ͯͩ-̬̓͛̐̀́ṃ̴̥ͫ̉͂̔̋̎̄̑͋͝i̵̝̬̜̲̘̹͇̮̙͋͒̉ͧͥ͞ṉ̢̹̪͕̙͖͎̀͊̽ͫͩ̈́͆͢d̸͙̝͍ͨ͋̇͐̍̿ ̼̘ͫͬ̀͗͋̒̇r͖͇͔̔̆͐̓͑ͬ͒̚͢ê̠̤̄͒ͮṕ̷̤ͨͤ̔̉ͤ̃ͤ͘r̓͆͏͎̣̹ę̸̹̪̍̽͊ͦ̈̌š͈͈͖̥͑̑ͥ̋̈e̥̤̰ͣ̉͘n̶̡̻̯͕̙͖̘̗̱ͮ̄t̲ͥ͌́̎̽̔í̠̖͙͔͎̪͙͖͊̚͜ͅn̝ͦ͋̕͟g͈̫̙̜̼͋̆̓̌͠͝ ͉̀ͯͦ̑̈́c̦̬͔̤̠̠̬̩͖̈͂͐͆́̚͜hͨ́̾̚͞͝҉͍̼͇͕̪͓ͅạ͖͚̪̘ͯ̈ͨ̐̍o̧ͩ͗ͬ͂̍ͭ̈҉̼̮̟̱ͅs̡͙̳͚ͮ̎ͤ͐.̧͖̟̤̙̗̭̘̖͛̍ͮͯ͠
͆̔̒̊̉̊͠҉̸͙̲̮̣̜̖̦ͅI̤̬̤͇̣͙̝͐̿̕n̸̡̜̫͙͖ͨ͌̎ͭv̶͑ͩ̌͑̔͐̎ͦ͏̙̤͍o̶̶̹̦̦̗͊̌̈ͯk̰̤̝͍͙͙̄̃͊i͓̥̹̙̣͎̮̐́̃̃̈͝͠ň̺̟͖̱̩ͯ͊͂ͦ̕͟͝g̝̹͓ͨ̔̓̋̈́ͭ͛ͤ̐́ ̶͈̱̦̭̾ͭ͌̇̕͝t͇͍́ͯ̽̀̏ͬ͗͆̕͟͠h̛̻̣͉͈̅̀̄ͬ̍̃͊̇͂͢ͅẹ̴̢̣̬̼̳̹̭͊̆̀ ̷̮̲̝̪̳̖̪̱̻ͥ̎ͫf̳̼͔̠̦̪͇̘̓̆̂̅̌̋͒̊͡e̷͍͙̋̐́ě̪̺̳̼̭̰͚̩͋͝l̝̦̮̻̫̟͎ͥ̇̎̍ͫ̊̽̕i̜̘͉̘ͨ͐̎̿̾ͬ͆͌͠n̦̘͓̣͇̥͓̒̍ͬ̔̏͋ͩ̍̕g̸̵͚̺͓͚̺̍̃̑͢ ̷̨̛̟̦̪̱̖͉́̅ͫ͑̋̽͐̈́ͅo̢̠̜̥ͮ̍͊ͅf͒͑ͧ̃̾̔̍͝͏̨̠̦̖̻ ͙̱͖̩͈̥ͧ̏ͧ͌͐͟͝c̦͔̗̠̬̟͕͑̍ͨ́ͅh̡͍̘ͫa͈̽͒͑ͩ̀͢͠o̜͇͚͙͂̂̇ͮ̄̈̚s̡̓̈́̽̉ͣ҉͚͈̼̟̥͍͝.̠̼̪̜̽̋͢
̷̭͎̹͈̬̳̌̔ͮ̍͊ͯ͠W̮̔͋̓̋͞i̧̫̼̦̟̼̞̝̱̤̓̎̽͆̐́͠͝ṱ̢̗̹̼̣̠̦ͯ͆͂̔͂̓ͨ̕ẖ̛̗̇̂͋͆o͈̼̮͎̫̮̍ư̩̺̝̈̉̇͛́̚ṯ̪̓̅́͡ ̶̤͍̒ͭ͆͟o̹̥͕͉͖̗̣̅ͪ͘̕r̡͑̽͐͏̨̫̰ḍ̡̢̙̠̦̗̯̪̇ͭ̓ͬ͑͜ê̢̬̮͔͑͋̔̽r͔̖̠̣̞̖̠͗ͅ.̨͛̓͛̐̚͏̙̘̥̟
̸͍̳̬͉̻̺̼ͨͥ̀T̴̥͕̙̳̥͎̞̀ͫh͇͇ͣeͥͧͤͨ͌҉҉̳̖̦̺̹ ͧͤͦ̈ͫ̓̅ͪ҉̟N̴͉͇̋ͤ͒̂͘ȩ̛͍͓͊͒ͬ̏̚͡ẕ̦͓̈́̌ͯͥ͗̈ͫͮp̝͖̘͍̼̻ͩ͆̊͗̽̏͌͗́̚͜e̛̟͚̟̍̀̉ͪ͑̈́̍̋ͣ͢͟ͅr̛͓͕̘̤̮̻ͥ͐̑̉ͮͩͤ́d̦̞̭͖̼̺̗͈̑ͬí̸͇̜̳̠͂̿͂ͮ̋̃͜ͅa̵̢̰͖̬͓̩͇̓͟ņ̵͕̱̼̈́̒̏͒ ̢͇̭̮̟ͫ̈ḧ̨̲̠̪̥́̿̈́̎ḯ̮͍͉͍͍͇̯̳̄̂̋ͮ͠v͑ͮ̎ͮ̿͜͏̧̻e̘̞̘̞͕͍͉̗̩̊̒̀͢-̴̪̩̩͍͑̎ͣ̒m̜̦̾̎̆ͣͨͣͥ̚i̳̥̲̦͕̼͗̽̇͑͐̚ň̯͖͖͍̜̯͖͛̊ͬ̃d͕̺̠̠̱̋̌̈͌͛̀ͅ ̸ͤ͛̐ͦ͏̻̩̭̗̘͍̭̭̰oͥ̋̆ͥ҉͍̠͙̯͖f̷̴̧͍̪̦̘͉̥̾͆ͨͣ͌ͩ̋ͨͅ ̐̌̀ͤ͑͋͏̦̼̙͕̰̦͝c͋҉̲͎͍̻͞h̩͇͉͉͈͍͔͌ͮ̍ͧ̔̓̀͑a̷͆͆͏͚̻̩̯̬͎͟oͨ̀ͨ̾͏̹̫̦̩ͅsͣ̈́̎̈̓͒ͤ̓̅͝҉̠͎ͅ.̷̬͖͇̝̞̪̀̐ͣ͒̕ ̸̢̘̌̀ͤͪZ̸͈̦ͤ̽ͫ͆ͭ̚͝͝ä̮͎́ͨͭ̒ͥ͑̚̕͡l̩̗̥̰ͬͯͯ͟͠g̝̟̭͒ͥ͒ͫ͡o̡̤͂̏̐̎́̒́.̙̳̮̫̥̥͍ͭ̇͗̄͢͞ͅͅ
̢͉̤̙͎̹̻̲̀̄̆̉̇̋͛͊͞H̨̾̑̎̀̉҉̺͚̼̯̞̞͓e̸̳̱̮͓ͬͦͅ ̶͕̪̩̯̰̥̲̬́̇͞w̷̧̫̥̲̑h͇̱̤̻̓̄ͭͣͤ̔͊ͤ͢͜͞ö͆͋ͯͩ̀͏͚͎͚̻̩ ̩͉̖͔͍͎̳̤̂̓͋̍͒̌̆̚̚W̴̧̛̲̹̲̾͌̌̃͒͂a͈͕̠̭ͮͨ͠ͅì̴̠̝͇̪̲̰̰̹͂̎ͣ́ͪt̴͓̜̩͈̱̞ͫ̈́͐͘s̢̟̻̗͚͙̉͡ ̡̦͕̪̙͇͎̽̎͒̕B̮̫͓͕͖̬̯͑ͦͭë̦̰̓̈ͩ́͟͟h͒̅̑̒͆҉̱̙̜̙̦̖̜iͧ̀͂̚͟͝҉̰̻͓̻̬n̴̦̗̣̏͐͞d̷͇̤̰̲̥̈̓̄͞ͅ ̧̋̃̆ͮ͂̇͗ͭ͏̘̪͎Ţ̨̗̪̳̊̎ͯͦ͢ẖ̷̡͚̱̥͕̭̗̓ͥ̓͒͜e̹̥͔̰ͭ̂̏ͨͤͪ̉͗͝ ̛͖͙ͩ̆̚W̑ͩͩ͋҉̥̝͕͈̝̣a̸͈̺̗̖͎̤̻͙ͪ̓͂͗̈́̔̋̈̈l̤̹̬̐̆͒l̐͊͏̢̥͉.̵̳͂̃̽̕͡
̵̯͍̮̗̻͙̀͛́ͤ̽̽̔͂͟Z̩̣͈̮̥̰̤̄ͯ̆ͣ͂Ä͕͖̣̺̘̼̆̚ͅL̮̗ͮ̌͢G̝̻̼͉̺̬͋́̋ͧ̓̕Ȍ̫͔̭̰̰̬̩̙̏̄̅͛͋̓͛͡!̫̘̆ͤ͆̒̏͡
̭̟͙̄ͯ͐̈́̑̆̊͡T̷̳̦͎̺̻̠͉̼͆́̓͜͠h͙͖͈̗̹͔̐͐̊̌̉ͫͫ͞ȇ̶͍̬̂ͨ̈́̒̃͒̀̀ ̨̯̼͍̗̆͛̽̚̕͠ͅe̊͏҉̤͙͡n̟͕͚̗͒̈ͬͪͦ̏͑́t̜̰̣͂̈̄̽ͭ̎͊ͨͬ́̕į̛͓̮͈̲ͤͣ͋̔́r̴͚͓̲͉̤ͤ̽͆ȅ̡̙̙̩ͪͩͥ͞ ̴̨̱̥̦̳͔͊̈ͮ͌͊̉́̀r̙͖̈́̍̌̽͒ͭo̧ͣͫ̈́̎͆͂͏͉͓͔̹̮̟̫̕ǫ̷̛̪̜͎͙ͤ̉̅m͂͌͆͘͏̲̦ ̶̗̩̞̮ͨ͑͋̕i̭̩͐͑̀̎̏͑ͫ̄s̳͉̻̦̫̐̐̍̎̔͢ ̧ͫͦ̑͏̯f̟̝͕͚̠̟͓̩̑̀͗̕i̵̖̫͇̯̙ͦ̈́̍ͥl̷̖̹̖̮͔ͦ̐̈́̄ͧͧl̸̷̼̩̗̻̓ͤe̛ͨ̅̔̔̿̑͊ͩ̔҉͏͍̳̗͖d̷̦̪̋͆͑͗͟ ̵̫͙̜͕͍̹̦̽̀͞w̰̣͙̘̞͎̤͚̄͢͢i̡͉̮̝̟̯̗̩͍ͫ̌̈́͝t̶͇̫̼̝̜̗̙̔̈́̈́̋ͩͅh̷̗̥̖̬̹͇̼͕̝͛̈́͋̀ ̲̖͈̂ͨ͡Z̡̈̔̈ͯͫ̑͗̋͏͚̪ä̦̼̜͔̹́l̼͈̠̊̽ͪ͛͌ͨ̚͜͢g̻̹͇̣̖͎̪̤ͯ̎͂ͦͨ͒̎͞ó͓̜͇͓̩ͩ̾̊͑̏̊ͩ͑̕͜.̸̛͓͚̄͛̅̾̈́ͦ́
̩ͭ̈͂͊͋̿̈̾́͟ͅ
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 07, 2009, 12:33:36 AM
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090902/NEWS0107/909030307/1163/Bizarre%20act%20halts%20court%20hearing
Holy shit, this is juicy. You really should share properly with the group.


(http://cmsimg.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=AB&Date=20090902&Category=NEWS0107&ArtNo=909030307&Ref=AR&Profile=1163&MaxW=180&Border=0)
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James Orr put an immediate halt to his criminal trial Wednesday when he squeezed the contents of his colostomy bag onto the table in front of him and ate it.

"There was what appeared to be feces on the table and on the floor," assistant Hamilton County prosecutor David Prem said.

"juicy"

I find crazy random shit like this all the time. I just dont usually post it cuz I can be lazy.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rookie on September 07, 2009, 12:47:52 AM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/96/Iphone_virginity_epic_fail.jpg)


he must have been drunk.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on September 07, 2009, 10:11:26 PM


The life of a rocket booster.


[youtube=425,350]KE_FHxFrB6w[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on September 08, 2009, 11:52:09 PM
The life of a rocket booster.
That was fucking cool. Not worth $100+ Billion, but still cool.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Libertarianssuck on September 08, 2009, 11:58:43 PM
@mr. lindsey - how'd you do that crazy text shit?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on September 09, 2009, 12:06:05 AM
@mr. lindsey - how'd you do that crazy text shit?

U̻͋́ň̼̩̔̆̈́̐͌̚i͎ͨ̚c͎̹͔͓̘͊o̺͆̍́͌d̬̩ͩͦ͑̀̎ͦ̑e̫͑͐ ̠̣̝͍̖̋̈́̏́ͦC̪̖͕̯͉̙̭͛͆̄͛ŏ͓͙̞̙̰͕ͮm͚̺̱͓̯̱̐ͧ̌̄́ḇ̲͔̥̣̘̈́ḭ̺̬ͣͥͅn͔͍̮͔̪̹͉͆ͫ̓̂̋͛̿i̖͎̖̼̟̥̿̽̾͋̂͋ͣṋ̠͎̤̳̜̌̒ͮ͂ǧ͍̹̮ͅ ͕̲̠͍ͅD͓̞̮ͧ̄̏̎ͪ̚i̖̙͒͌ͩ͐̓̌ͥa̝̤̻͖̻̙̰ͨͮͤ̃c̞̹̟̺̤r̃̄̃ͩ̍̎̂í͙̲̲̟́͒̍̌ͨ̚t̠̦̗̳͍̜̥̃̈ͨ̒ͨͨi̬̳̳͉̠̪̪̅cͪ̅ͧͪ̉̐͒a͓̺͎̘͐ͦ̓ͨ̀l̥̳ͫͩ̿ͪ ͓̼̲ͭ͂ͯM͊ͣͬ͒̚ȃ͖̟ͩ̉͐͊̀r̜̻̟͑͛k̗͔̯͈̘͙̔s̺͉͓̻̫̫̃͂ͩ̎̌ͪ̉ (http://www.eeemo.net/)


Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 09, 2009, 01:38:23 AM
My computer has been running slower and slower and slower the past few days and I have no fucking idea why and its driving me bonkers.  Its like it went retarded.

I think that qualifies as chaos. I'm so frustraited with it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on September 09, 2009, 01:43:11 AM
@mr. lindsey - how'd you do that crazy text shit?

E̪͇̤̓̅̀̌ͨ̀͊͞n̸̰͚̠̜̦̈́̾ͭ͗̐d̊ͨͪͥ̂̾̾͟l̳̳̦̘e̮̫͈̟ͬ̔͠ͅṡ̙̗̖̜͓̓̕s͚̉̃͒͐̒̚͜ ͕͎̦̟̠͙̂̄̒̊ć̮̒͂͂͌y̮̦̩̲͔͘c̟̺̠̟̓̿̏̽́l̸̿e͚̪͔͓̗̗s̨̯̗͎̯̜̗̖̈́ ̺̖̠́̐͐̃̑ͪ̐ọ̶̼͚͚̰̮̗f̞̹̘͙͒͝ ̸͖̘̉̍̃c̸̖͚ẖ͚͚͓̍͂͂̿ã̠͇̱͖̝̂̄̓̿̈́s̞̲̣̘͖̪ͮͅȋ̬͈͖̺̯̰̿ͪ͊͑ͬͮ̕n̸͍͇͎̞̐ͤ͋̃̓ͪ͗g̓̒͏̯̮͚͖ ͓̺̺̺ͣ͋ͨ͗́̚a̷̰͑͐ͯ̾̒̚ ̓̂̇҉w̫̹̃̽͂͗ͫͯ͂â̘͇̥̿͢r̄̆̃m̱̩̼͓̑̆̃͐͑ ̴͊͒ͤ̐ͧͭi̬̰͐n̢̔͐͂̏f̛̘̫̯͎̆̓̃a̲̺̫̬̋̈̂ͨͮ͗̒l͕̤͉ͬ̎̔̿̽ͯͅl̺̮̻̬̋ͩ͞i̚͏b̺̹̭̯͟ͅleͣ̈ͨͥ͒̇͠ ̼̳͍̻̙͍ͥn̸͍̣ͅö̖̼͙̟͎̤̾̓̈́̐̀̀t̳͉̤̘̿̑̐ͫ̕h̪̮̗̱i̇̿͐̒n͓͔̺̜̈́̓́̚ͅg̲̫͈͎͎̉͒̄̅̎̌n̘̻̾̇̌̀̀̍ͯe̘̱̭̞͊̎͝s̬͚̺̯͎̻̀s͉͇͉̓̈́͋͟
̰̼̟̜̳̥͋͐̆ͤͬ̆Y͓̘̲͙̳̰̾̐ͤͭ͆͘o̖͔̹͙̲ù͕͔̥͖͇͌͆r̩̗̗̗̣͍ͮ̒̅ͧͯ̾̀ ̓̓͗̀ͥ͞m͙ͩ͊̽͂̚ì̖ͬ͛͆̀ṉ̣̦̜͛̔ͬ̓ͧͩd̘̹͖̥͕̙̎ͭ̚ͅ ̣̙͗̉͛͊͑̔͟ḙͥͦ͡n͉͌ǧ̃̔̀̔̇͏̣̗̝̻͉̦u̜̘͖̱̓͌͌̉̈́ͣ̌͢l͈͔̟͙͙͉͕̆̎͋̓f̣̱͚͌ͧ̆̎͛̏e͚̣̖̮̙̜͕͐ͨ̈̓̂ͪd̜̦͊̓̏̈́̀̒ ̲͙̥̫͈̹ͫ̃ͮb̒̌̄ẏ̺͉͇̘̾̎ ̢̖̦̺̳̹̐à̫͈̹͇̼n̘̠̳͕͞ģ̱̫̑e̪ͦͫḷ̮̝͔͔͉͈i̫̯̪͚̖̫̿ͅc̬̤̝̱̮̰̦͐ͥ͋ͣ̉͂ ̴̠̭̭ͨ̇ͅp̿͡a̷̩̲͇̩̬͛̾ͮͧŕ͎̞ț͆̏ḭ̷̺̩̼̫̙̅̃̂̿c͚̯l̠̘ẻ̥̣͔̗̮͉͋̌ͩ̈s̐̑̓̑̒҉
͇͇̗͖ͮ̚S͈̠ͬ̉ͪ̿͑̚l̒ͬ̄ọ̷͔̦̜͒ͪẅ̙̥̯̖̳͕́ͯḭ̵̳̲͔̪̇̊͆̌̈́ͤn̛͉̘͇͖͙ǧ̨̤͍̫̠̗ͧ͗ ̈́ͯ̏̚r͔̟͈̲͓̎ͧ͛̈́͡i̶̪̹̦͕̖̝̮̐̆̽ͩ̊̋̃p̝̳̗͓p̹̹̭͖̳̈́i͍̦͋̏̂̏ͩͮ̌ṋ̷͇͈̱̀g̗̦̒̒̽̏͊͗͝ ͨ͛̄̏̓̌ͮa̗ͭ͝ẃ̝a̧͍̩͍͖̬ͣỹ̥̰̼̎̋̑̋͝ ͉̪̫̦ͨ̊̿͑ͬ̅́y̻̖̱̦͓̦͙ou̜̖̠̺̹̻̝ͨ̆̅r̗̙͚̥͑̈́ͮ̄ͭ̀ ̞ͣ̑i̠̬̱͓̹͚̽ǹ̠̤̣n̬͋̽o̎ͨ̇̂c͔e̛͓̔ͦ́͋ͤn̰͉̲̔̇ͯ̂t̲ͦ̍ͭ̄̂ ͎̉̐͑ͩ̆̃̊c͔͓̤̝͇̻͑̌h͙̹̱̗̣̪̲ͬͫ͆ͣͦ̓ͯi̮̼͗̇͆ͭͮ̀l̯̥̏͡ͅd̳̮͓̥̀ͅͅh̥̟͈̦ͮ͗ͤ̐o̟̟͍ͤ͗ͮ̽̃oͧͨ̓͢d͍̭̤ͮͮ
͖ͤ̽T̲̲͖̮̬͔͋̌͛̂̌̓e̞ͯͪ̇ͮ͌a̸̲̬͍̜̩͖̐̍ͅr͐͢i̧͖̻̳̳n̥̲ͨ̐g̥̅͒̇̊ͫͯ̂ ̜̟̳͇͋͑ͤ͂͋ͫͨą̙̳͍̜̥̳ͨ̔ͭw͕͇̱̪͍̎ͮͩa͑̓̓̋̃͗̄y͇͔ͬ̌̓͊̅͘ ̡̱̫͍͓̈̂̂͂t̢͎̙͇̞̄͛ͪ̂h̜̼̅́ė͓̦̝̱͆̋ͤͫ̋ ̆ͨͪ̐҉̻͇̺̬͇̲͎s͖̜̥̩̫̞̓͐̃h̜̩̯̣͕ͫ͊e̬̥̙͕͊ͩa̠͎̤̐ͫt̤̗̫̘̲ͅh̖̟̫̦̩̾ͩ͊ͪͤͯͅ ̭̐̌̓̑ͯt͚͔̼͒̃ͤh͍͋͡ä̱̂ͪ̔̇̊t̞͈͚̟̬̣ͮ̍̚ ̆͒ọ̰͈͇̔͋ͧ̂̈́ͅṉͣ̈̃ͪ̋̓c̳̬͎̳͚̹̩ͩͩe͐̐͊ͥͨ̚ ͇͒͜h͚̺̗̞̭̩̒ͮ͒ͨ̏̚ͅa̘̳̺̝z͈̲̺͚ͭͮ̇ͤ̈͛̈͝ě̦͙̣̚͜ͅd̷́̇ͦ́ ̤͓̼͆̔̈ͣͫͩͦ͝y̷̥̥̬̽̍̎̀͌̃ͪo̠̩͚̓̉͒͡ư̝ͬ̑ͥ͌ͬͮr̳̞̟͕̟̥̩ͤͥ̈ͦ ̫̭̺̠͔̌̓̊ͨͤͬ́̚v̷̇̀ͫ̉i̷̺̎s̥̙͍̊i̙̎̐͜o̼̤̫̦ͣͅn̡̪̤̣̽̈̓̓ͯ̄͐
̶͚͍̦̘͓̹̖ͣẏ̥̲͍̪͔̲̳ͤͬ̌͛̚ö̼ͩu̻͈̭̤̭̳ͣ̇͂̈̽ͯr̡̠̙̻ ̛̬͍̙̫̞̾͊̄ͤͮͭé̳̻ͨ̔ͧȳ͈̪̦͔ͧ͒̅͘e̡͍̪͈͌͒ͫs͉̞̮̬̺͇̱̆͡ ̶a̓̿͐̒͂͏͎̥̣͇rͣ҉͕̮͈͖ͅe̼̲̺̲͚͍͎̊̾̅ͮ̕ ̸̟̞̻̈́ͅf̭̹͕ͫ̐̂i̵̤͚̱̩͌̏̇ͪͮͣ̓n̵̫͓̹̝̗̆͋a͎͑ͩͬ̏̉̕ḽ̝̙̲̫ͯ́͌̌͛̕l̝͈̭̈́̇ͫ͆y̷̤̠̘̝̹̬̭ ͒o̬͔̺͙͒̇̿͋ͨp̨̩͍̰̥͖ͭ̂ͭͮe̠͙̙͊͆ͅn̓͛ͨͪe̼͙̲̙͍͍̦ͬͤ̓̆ͪͥd̖̦͈̺̞̋́ͦͥ ͎̘͙̓ͭ͆ͯa̳͇̪͔̼̥̓n̦͙̒̌͟dͩͣ̑ ̬̦͕̫̠̃̀̚b̳̘̙̜̔l̙̱͍̲͙̭̳ͯͯ́a̲̞͂̂͗z̵̘̰̫̜̦̱̟͑̉̀̽̋ͫ̑e̱͂ ͖̣͙̊̂͋͌̎̆l̴͖̞̘̤ͣ͗̃̒͆ͧi̦͍̻̙̦̹͆̎͆̅̅̀ͅk͔͚͖̝̮̘ͥͮ̅̚ͅe̱͟ ̺̪̫̰͔͉͂͋͛ͅs̤̫̰̹ͦͬ̈̚oĺ̟̾ͩ́̆ǎ̗͖̺̗̞̟ͪ͊̃ͤ͒ͩr͖̗̱̪ ̱̺f̱̣̬̮̜ͣḻ̼̱̹͍͎̳͋ͧͣ͂̒ͤ̚͞a͇̫ͮͧ̊͆͒̀͊́ȑ̲ͤ͛̒̎̒̚è͔̙̟̖̳̘͘s̈́̓̆ͯ̾͌͆
͓̝̬̙͈ͥͣͯͫ̆̄͑d͖̜̻̗͎͓͞ẹ̞̼͖̖̪͙ͮ̄á͍͇̤̩̩̬̝ͩ̊͒ţ̦̮̫̰̱̣͈̃ͮ̓͒̽̀ḧ̫̣̠̳͖̹͇́ ͫ̆̒̽̚ȍ̲̯̮̤͚̹̱̈̇́v̯͖͔͖̭̈́e̓͑̎ͮͬͤř͇͇̟̜̳̠͓̀̍̏c̺̬̝̤̞̹̲ͨ̒̅͊a̛͑̓͂̑͂͋ͤm͓̳͎͈e͍̼̬̗̤ͭ́̏ͣ̕ ̸͖͉͔ȳ̛̭̮͒ͩ̇͒ͪō̧͚̠͖͕͇̉u̬r̯̳ͦ ̸̭̞͚̪̘̞ͅe̺̣͖̜̬̬̭n͗͌̆͂͢t̩̮̋ͮi̘̹̤̤̳͗͆̑̀ͪ̔̆͠t̬̞͕̖̟̍ͅy̦̥͇̳̩͍̘ͯͦͧ̂͘ ̢̬̹̻̜͙͕̰͐̃͐ö͖͜f͉͕̾̑̀ͅ ͈͎͚̗͍ͮ̾́͂ͨl̾̓î̦̩̃͟f̧͔̾ͧ̾e̳̗͑ͧͥ
̞̙͎̬̮ͨ͢â̵̖̼͉̮̺̐ͦͪͪ̅ ̸͚̼͚̙͆̃n͈̯ͫͪͤ͑͞e͈̿̋̌͋ͣͥ̒w͉̔̓̔͋̌͐ͫ́b̧̤͕̺͛ͫͣ̿o͙̒͌̉͆̚r̩ͤn̛̉ͦ̔ͩ ͎͕̞͛̍̿ͬͯ̓͒n͇̫ḛ͉̹̺̺ͮ̏̍b̺̯̊ͪ̀͢ũ̮͎̗̲͍̬͈̍̍͝l̪̖̫͖̯̳͋͠a̰ͥ͛̆
̫͎̰̓ͯ̍s̰͚̳͙̝u̬̭̦͞c̶̀̀̈́̉k̘̹̜̮ͧ̍̂e̻͛́̋ͤͪd̳̜ͅ ̻̖̜͍̹̏ͧͨ͡t̲̮̲̠͕̬̀h̴͉̘͊̎̃͊̎ͥ̚r̲͋̂ͣͤ̓o̩̟͙̱̮͍̟̔ͪ̔ͫ͘u͕̻̳͚̱͎͌͊ͮ̿ͅg̤̘͚͍͍͍͓̽͗̅̈̅ͫ̔͘h̙̖̮̠̐ ̶̻͒̌ḁ͐ ̶̹̩̰͎̹̲̍b̘̲̱͇͒͂̇ͣͯl̦̮̜̪͉ͮͯ̒ͤ́a͚̳̦̮̝̺͕̔̌̄̉͑̆c̵̩̹̙̤̩̣͌̂ͧ͗̆̑́k͎̻̝̭̮̙̠͝ ̃ͥ̌̐̈́ͦͫ̀h̃o̶ͥ͒ͣ̄ͮl̛̝͔e͎͙̐̐ͤͬͦ̎
̼̳̳̤͋̽ͯͩͧ̊͜ͅṃ̴̘̗̻̗o̺̦͊̈́̃v͑̉ͬ̀̓̃͏i̩̟̪͖͍͌͌̊̋̄ͬͅņ͎͈̭͙̥̺̮̈́̓̇g̲̜̳̣ ̢̻̹̪̰̀́̉f̩̜͑ả̙̩̬͙s̜͍̩̭̘̩͚ͨ̓̑̿̿̓̕t̤͍͇͙ͤ͑͂̏ͬe̴͔͖̲̭͔͓̺r̺͌͂ͣ̈͊͋ͭ ̦̦͇͓̘̽̌ͦͦ̓t̼̒ͥ̋͌ͨ̚ḥ̜̪̔ͨ͊̈̏ͦ̚a̸̹ͫ̔͛ͯn̒̌҉̺͈͉̰̦ ͕̳̭͖̪̤̫ṫ̛̳̅ͮ́i͢m̵̗͕̅ͨ͛͛e̯͚̖͓͘
͈̙̅́w͚̪̩̺̙ͭͣ̃̈́̎̽h̖̟͌ͣͣ̄̏ͬ͢i͚̥̤͌ͣ̋ͯͬl̖̥ͣ͛̉̚͘eͨ̋͂̀̃ ͈͚̫̘̻̹̳s͇͉̣ͯ̄ͮ͗tͫ͒̽̋̿̒͟a̜̟̜̣̮̩ǹ̾̊ͩ͟d̛̤́͗̓͂i̾̂n͓̬̣̗̜̳g̜̻͈͖͇͍̰̀̅ͫ̆̒̾ ̰̠̠͉͎̈́̊̅̅̂͑ͦsͪ̃̈́ͧ̋͢t͙͓͉i̻̝̫̇̉͢l̪̓ͣͨ̓ͧl̵̘̱͉̻̜̪̓ͨ̐͊̃̚
̨̥͍̗͕͒t̡̬̪̟̥ͥ̂͑̀̆̀̏rͬͥ͊͏̟̻aͫ̕p͔̖͎̂ͧ̂͠p͕̰̥̱̐̾̾ͮ̂ͦͣͅe̾͌̓̏d̥͓̀ ̢͕̲͕b̶͖̞̣̫̻̋̊͐ë̯̹͖́ͧ̌̄̈ͧ͢ṯ͚̠̫̖̌͗ͭͦ̋̊͠w͚̄̽ͮ̒̓ͣe̔ͨ͛en̲̮͎̤̍̽͠ ̲͇͒ͫ̍p̜͕͉̹̙͌̍a̗̟̘͆̆̿̔̈r̨̠̮̝͌̈́a̭̺͈̝̥̿ͨͮͪ̃̀ͬͅl̡͇̼̟͈̻̃͛̅̀ͭͦ̽l̛͚͉̩͕͎͉ͩ̑ͅê̹̺̳͞l͈͐̓̿ͮ ͂ͥ̎̏͑͑҉̲̩͖u̷̐̄̓̆n͚͆̔ͥ̈ĩ̸̠͓v̲̩̠͎͇̹ͯ̉ͭͩ̍ͬ͜e̳̺ͣ͆͢r̟̗̥s̞̝̠̼̓ͪ͑ͫ̎̽ͅes̢͇̫̝̹̺͑̋
͉̫̲̦̞̮̚u̞̪̰ͫͧ̓́ṅ̂ͮ̌̒̓͟a͙͈̜̮̼b̏҉l̼̘̦̯͖̳̱̾̇͞e̿͋ͣͨ̑͊ ̪̟̼̪̙̙ͣ̈ͅt̘̳̱͓̹ͬ̇̚ọ̼̫̬̝͎ͣ ͔̞͈̻͙ͭ͊̓͂ͪ̀̚m̴͙͉̦̭͔̘̂͐̋̑ͫ̋ŏ̮͍̉͂̋v͙̜͂̈ͬè̯̫͈̠͇̞̪̏̇̂̄̈́̒
̽ͦ̒ͪ̊b̹͈̩̤͇̩͑ͣ͋ͩ̅̑͗͢e̘ͥ̏͋t͒ͭ͟w̦̯̩̖̮̃ͨ͒ͮ͊ͪͅë̠̦̘̼̱̯̳͒͌̋̒ͦe̵̽̃̊̆n̘̪͓̔͊̓ͧ̔͂̚ ̼̜̾̈w̒͏̹̪͔h̳͖̦̟a̱̹͌ͤ̊͆ͪ͂̓t̨̮͔̪͇͉̫̩̏ͪ ̢̣̍̎͂w̲̲̮͓̠̼̟ͭ͝ȁ̞͓̰͉ͮͥ̚͠s͖̞̫͙͉̺̹ͣͧ̇̚͡ ̴̦͍͓͗ͅo̸̠̪͑̆͂͒n̥͂ͫ͂̿̃̇̚c̨̤̲̝ͣͥ̾̐ę̫̞͚ͤ͊ ͇ͨ̉ͮͭͣ͠r͔͂̑̾ͭ̚e̮̯̬͇ͥ͗͆͟a̷ͭ̐̑̀ͤ̄l̰̗͔̗̟̽̆͟
̰̼͔̮̳͙͓͒͑̚t͚̦̬̍̋̿̇̒̄͡o͙̦̦̲̺̙̻̊͌͗̾̃ͣ̈ ͯͮͬ̓ͨ͏̮̺̩͎w̗̣̭͙̫̭ͬ̉ͪ̊ͧ̊ͅh́̔̀̐̆̅͏̱͎̘͈ā̻̪͌ͨ͆͗t̲̮̣̣͓̠̓͋ͬ ̰̞͖̼̠͛̆̈́̇ͬͦͫī̝̜̘̣ͬs͇̰̐̅̄͂͛ͬ̉͝ ̵̞̟̠͎͔̱ͤͤ̍ͬu̫̗ͨ̒͌̆̍̽̑͢n̺͓̬͋ͯ̎̂̑̽r̻͔ͯ̃̊ͨ̈́e̴a̬̝̳̟̙̭ͥ̉̿ͪͦ̕l͎̲̹̣͚͒̓̍͐ͦ͟
̧̮̲̘̃̈́ͧ̿q̜̮̣̼̻̓ͦ̏̄̈́ủ͕̮̜͔ͬ̎ͣ̈́a̶̤͉̗̭ͪͩͤͦn͢t͍̖̤͊̆u̦̺̹ͭͮ͗͌m̮ͭͯ͒̾ͭͧ͐͟ ̨͍̞̼̹̰ͬͬ͐̎̾l̞͉̹͒̔͑̈́̌̕ẻ̗̹͕̰̩͗͊́a̪̖̙̻̮͗̋͒ͫ͒̊p̨̱͕͈̟̼ͧ͗̑̅i̷̦̫̒͊̽̓̚nͥ̆ͣ̓ͥ͊̒҉͍͉͙͍͎̭̬g̼͇̍̂ͬ͆̋͆̓ ̖͇͉͎̙̥́ͪ̒͡b̗̲̼͓̬̾ͨ̎ͯ̇ã̸ͮ̓̏ͫc̡̟͈k̴̦̘̥ ̩͈̓͆̇̏̍͋t̵̺͖̩̺̚o҉̱̖ ̘̭͛̚t̴͇̖̉̌͂̽̎̍ͧh̫̺̠̜̤̤̎͒̀e̥̦͕̅͒ ̳̪f̴̋ͧͬ͛̿̃̚ṷ̡̟̙́t̢̞̂͌͐̿uͨr̬̩̠̬̠͖͈e̜͚̦̹̩̳̤ͬ͆́̃ͫ́
̖̏̐ͤ̑ͨ͆͢f͕͉͉͓̄̈́̍ͥlͨ҉͓̹̠͕̪o̲̳͆́ͅā͙̻̹̣̅̿t̙̳͍̳̄͐̈̀͆͐ͥ͢i̢̙̫͎͇̜͙n̨͇̩͉͓̭̱̑̈̃̒̓̆͛g̶̋ ͪ̂ͪͩw͚̘͎͓̞̙̾̉͑͢h̶ì̫̜͈̱̝̊l̙ͪ̃͡e͍̳ͩ̌͐̿͘ͅ ͯ̏̃́t͕̼͙̹̿̾ḩ̗̜̂̋ë̘̪́ ҉͚̥̞̠̳ụ̳͈̲̼̀ͨ̂͑ͯn̪͎̳̖̯̂̽̄͆ͣ̽i͈̦̺̋̋̃ͨ̀v̜̦̫͍̱͚ͧ́̓͂̉̽e̹̰͎ͯr͈s̨̩͔̖̗̻̽́ẹ̡̬̪͇͓̊ͣ͛͒ͬ̿ ͐̃͂҉͕̫̼r̩͙ō̻̤̗͓̈ͪt̫̯͋͐̽̒ͧͬͬa̝̅ͣͤ̕t̫̟͈͈͇͆̍ͪͭ̚e̤̮̞̗ͥ̂̈́͑ͫ̉̚ͅs̶̭̠̯̙͙̺̍̓̑͗ͅ ͉̮͖͓̓̏͞l̦̖͍̠͇̫̈̿́ͪ̀ị͑͟ͅk̖̣̠̐̅̄̄̑̚ě͕̹̬ͭ̊ͥ̚
͙͋̅͋a̮̹ͨ͂ͯ͆ͅn̆̏̓҉͚ ̹̟̼̹̮ͭ̃ͭ̅̌͋̋i̶̜ͨͤ̆̉͐̔n̞̼̠̬ͭ͊͒̀̈́͂̓t͂̋ͬ҉r̵͉̘̖̓̇͆î̦̙̝̓͑̿͂c̜̖̗̟̍̎̄ā̯̗͓̦̑̊͠t̵̯̘͕eͩ͂͏̣̥̙͕̦̝ͅ ̫̎̚p̟̦͇͉ͥ̃̂́̍͋r̛͍͕͒e̻̲̘̎ͤ̚d͕̓͛̌̐ͦ͠ȩͣŝ͕͙̟̗t̼̝͈̺̲̟ͩ̎̂ͦ̄i̩͈͐̒̆͑ͮ͑̋n͈̜̩̱̩̪̻ͫͩ͌̓͂ͦ̚ě̳͚͎̳̜̌̽̏̆̓ͅd̵̺͇͓̏̐ ̝̻̳̖̭̤̈͌̄́͂ͪͩ͟ẅ͕ͣ̉a̶̻͕͊̔ͧ͆͋̏t̜̝̓̉e͇͍̙̊ͫ̒ͭͯ̈͂r̨ ͉fͧ͌̃̅̒͆l͚̮͙̬͙̗̻ͮ͗͢ô̷͔͉͇̗̠̩ͨ̋̀ͅw̡̠̩̪̞̪͔̻̉͐
̡̼̹͎̹̗̾̂ͣͪͮ͌o͍͈̙̥͎̅̈́̽̉n̲̻̦e̡͖̫̘ ̻̬͍̠̅c̥͉̉ͣͅa̵̬̫̝̻ͪͨ͂ͫn̡̻̬̱͋̈́͌n̞̹̦̱͍͔̫ö́̀̄̽̔̚҉̹͚̲͎̣t͖̖̣̣̭͎̘ ̓͌ͫ͏̖̟̳̦̲̱ȍ̖̻̖̒̔̾̏ͪ͊r̰̮̗̤̞͔̘ͥ̉͝c̲̮͓̥̳̽ͥh̻͚̳̘͇̥̑e͙͙͙̪͚͎̽̏s̖͇̪̭̱͊̏̒ͬͣt̼͔̎ͤͬr̲̘̞͕̹ͫͦ̃ă̫͚̖͇͔̔ͥ͂̈̇̐t̬͂ͬ̚ͅe̿͌̇̋̏ͯ͌҉ t͕̹͚̩ͮͅh̯͂͆ȋ͂̄̾̂͆́s̫͈̪̯͉͎̀ͬͦ̃̒͂̇
̵͕̘̠̯̈́ͭ̍i͍̰̦̰͛͑̌ṅ͓͎̜̯ͮf̮̖̞̫̘ͥ̃̐ͦị̵̌ͬ̈̍͊n͙̯̤̱̼̟̳̓͛̓ͤͥͮị̮̹͍̮̩̇ͥ̈́ͅt͉͚͍̲̪̖̠ͮ̋̽̽̏e̪̺̹͉̤̔ͨ͐͑́ ̧̱̬͋͋͛͆ͯͭb̹̤͔̬͇eͥ̄͛̑ͨͭa̯̩̳̫̻͓̪̋ͧ̀ͪu̥͈̞̭̠͎͉͋͗t̵͔̥͙ͧ̉̚i̴̩͖̟̥̩̙f̾̊͑ụ͇̖̯͖̞ͩͦͯͪͬͨ͗l̵̯̤̙̘̮͍̭̄̔̔ͬ̉͊̽ ҉̲̖̱c͐ͭ͑͂ͩ͏͍̱͎̦͎͖h̦̩ͪ̓ͧͩ̽̕a̡ͨo̵̩͍̰̻̱͒ͭs̥͚̥͙͚͕̅̉ ̩̞̯͎͙ͮͦ̓̆̉̐̐ͤͬͦ̎͝


--- Beautiful Chaos by Stephanie Arntz
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on September 09, 2009, 01:57:20 AM
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9272/neckdown.jpg)
wtf kind of bullet is this?

Oh, it's a 22-50 GMC
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on September 09, 2009, 05:42:09 AM
(http://www.grc.nasa.gov/WWW/K-12/airplane/Images/entropy.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on September 09, 2009, 11:50:11 PM
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9861/engrishfunnycautiondemo.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on September 09, 2009, 11:53:26 PM
(http://www.grc.nasa.gov/WWW/K-12/airplane/Images/entropy.gif)

All the Jewtube videos have their sound disabled, but:

Quote
Army with harmony
Doomsday, drop a load on them

Entropy, how can I explain it? I'll take it frame by frame it,
to have you all jumping, shouting saying it.
Let's just say that it's a measure of disorder,
in a system that is closed, like with a border.
It's sorta, like a, well a measurement of randomness,
proposed in 1850 by a German, but wait I digress.
"What the fuck is entropy?", I here the people still exclaiming,
it seems I gotta start the explaining.

You ever drop an egg and on the floor you see it break?
You go and get a mop so you can clean up your mistake.
But did you ever stop to ponder why we know it's true,
if you drop a broken egg you will not get an egg that's new.

That's entropy or E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y,
the reason why the sun will one day all burn out and die.
Order from disorder is a scientific rarity,
allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity.
Did I say rarity? I meant impossibility,
at least in a closed system there will always be more entropy.
That's entropy and I hope that you're all down with it,
if you are here's your membership.

You down with entropy?
Yeah, you know me! [x3]
Who's down with entropy?
Every last homey!

Defining entropy as disorder's not complete,
'cause disorder as a definition doesn't cover heat.
So my first definition I would now like to withdraw,
and offer one that fits thermodynamics second law.
First we need to understand that entropy is energy,
energy that can't be used to state it more specifically.
In a closed system entropy always goes up,
that's the second law, now you know what's up.

You can't win, you can't break even, you can't leave the game,
'cause entropy will take it all 'though it seems a shame.
The second law, as we now know, is quite clear to state,
that entropy must increase and not dissipate.

Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,
you're now down with a discount.
Title: Re: Creepiest Ad Campaign EVER!
Post by: rookie on September 10, 2009, 02:39:41 PM
(http://suomenkuvalehti.fi/s/mediagallery/2009/9/9/179439/wq09139yw.jpg)

(http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/assets/library/426-hitlersex--125240780173612700.jpg)

^^^creepiest ad campaign ever.
Title: Re: Creepiest Ad Campaign EVER!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on September 10, 2009, 02:57:00 PM
(http://suomenkuvalehti.fi/s/mediagallery/2009/9/9/179439/wq09139yw.jpg)

(http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/assets/library/426-hitlersex--125240780173612700.jpg)

^^^creepiest ad campaign ever.

[youtube=425,350]yu2NqfISm9k[/youtube]
Title: Re: Creepiest Ad Campaign EVER!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on September 10, 2009, 03:23:42 PM
(http://suomenkuvalehti.fi/s/mediagallery/2009/9/9/179439/wq09139yw.jpg)

(http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/assets/library/426-hitlersex--125240780173612700.jpg)

^^^creepiest ad campaign ever.

[youtube=425,350]yu2NqfISm9k[/youtube]
Wow Mel Brooks is ridiculous
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on September 14, 2009, 08:12:15 PM
[youtube=425,350]8AyVh1_vWYQ[/youtube].
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x42/Thenocturnalsun/picture_15.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 21, 2009, 02:16:05 AM
Chaos.

http://www.movshare.net/video/txfv3h7vccudv#
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on September 22, 2009, 11:24:20 PM
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/0/4/7/3047.jpg?v=1)
Cthulu Larva
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on September 26, 2009, 01:06:42 PM
.[youtube=425,350]zSgiXGELjbc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on September 27, 2009, 05:21:45 PM
[youtube=425,350]vB1Wnbhlzrs&NR[/youtube]

skip to 2:50
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on September 27, 2009, 10:26:52 PM
.[youtube=425,350]zSgiXGELjbc[/youtube]

This is so wonderful.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on September 27, 2009, 10:45:08 PM
Drink only the freshest dehydrated water.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on September 28, 2009, 11:49:10 AM
This is so wonderful.
Ditto.
This is 18 million kinds of beautiful.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on October 02, 2009, 07:33:35 PM
(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee194/shadowkiller99966/epic-fail-incentive-fail.jpg)
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d127/RazrBurn220/GIF/Cash.gif).
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on October 02, 2009, 07:41:38 PM
"Tom Alciere.... Paging Tom Alciere on the Cthulu thread"
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on October 03, 2009, 10:51:25 AM
Corvus Corax hells yeah

[youtube=425,350]3QWS1xUkUaA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rookie on October 03, 2009, 12:00:35 PM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/whoopula.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on October 03, 2009, 01:41:59 PM
Haha!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on October 03, 2009, 01:52:46 PM
Ditto.
This is 18 million kinds of beautiful.

If not billions. :wink:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on October 03, 2009, 01:59:56 PM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/whoopula.jpg)

So you listen to RBR too?

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Frost on October 03, 2009, 02:22:02 PM
(http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/760/9020optischetaeuschung4.jpg)

I have an armpit fetish now.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on October 20, 2009, 09:14:44 AM
More Sagan-y goodness! (This time featuring Richard Feynman, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Bill Nye)

[youtube=425,350]XGK84Poeynk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on October 20, 2009, 08:00:39 PM
I have an armpit fetish now.

AAAHAHAHA!

I just got it!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on October 20, 2009, 10:54:29 PM
http://yojimmyitsjules.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rookie on October 21, 2009, 01:38:46 AM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/whoopula.jpg)

So you listen to RBR too?



it's the best show in the world!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on October 21, 2009, 02:08:44 AM
I have an armpit fetish now.

AAAHAHAHA!

I just got it!  :lol:

Wisecrack :)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rookie on October 21, 2009, 04:31:19 AM
I have an armpit fetish now.

AAAHAHAHA!

I just got it!  :lol:

Wisecrack :)

that really really really looks like an ass.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on October 21, 2009, 11:47:45 AM
wise
crack
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on October 22, 2009, 03:32:35 AM
Dude- I am STOKED over Creed's new song..

[youtube=425,350]-WtO9R4h-Uo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on October 22, 2009, 09:20:27 AM
(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/2016/2hdaagp.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on October 22, 2009, 12:44:44 PM
I hate creed. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on October 31, 2009, 01:15:06 AM
.[youtube=425,350]IliwQImJrYE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on October 31, 2009, 07:24:40 AM
[youtube=425,350]8JjQGt7WjK0[/youtube]
I like this version better than the original. And that IS saying something...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on November 01, 2009, 03:19:48 PM
I was so depressed last night thinking about the Economy,
the Wars, lack of Jobs, Savings, Social Security,
Depleting retirement funds, etc.
I called Suicide Lifeline.

Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 01, 2009, 06:01:28 PM
Heehee  :)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on November 02, 2009, 08:26:13 AM
Oh cool, more Abigail & Brittney content!
[youtube=425,350]MiSuyuOOBR8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on November 02, 2009, 08:31:29 AM
Which head controls the limbs?

I find this amazing.

Two heads, one body, are they two people or one?  Do they each have their own drivers license?  What if one gets a DUI, does the other one lose her license as well?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on November 03, 2009, 02:03:02 AM
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3066/125723120936.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JohnnyRebel on November 05, 2009, 05:09:17 PM
(http://cdn.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/crazy_toys1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on November 05, 2009, 09:24:24 PM

(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/contest.gif) (http://"http://www.explosm.net/comics/1847/")
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://"http://www.explosm.net/")
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on November 05, 2009, 09:54:21 PM
(http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2000-12-12/index-1.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 05, 2009, 10:47:36 PM
Commentators are annoying but...

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JoKZbOSvVa0&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JoKZbOSvVa0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on November 06, 2009, 10:39:11 AM
Where is Tom?!?!?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on November 07, 2009, 10:12:42 PM
British Man Provides Photo For His Own Wanted Poster. (http://"ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/091107/world/international_us_britain_mugshot")

Sat Nov 7, 12:34 PM

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man on the run from police sent a picture of himself to his local paper because he disliked the mugshot they had printed of him as part of a public appeal to track him down.

South Wales Police had issued media with the photo of Matthew Maynard, wanted by officers investigating a house burglary, as part of a crackdown on crime in Swansea.

When it appeared in the South Wales Evening Post, the 23-year-old sent the newspaper a replacement photo of himself standing in front of a police van. They obligingly printed it on the front page.

The police thanked him for helping them in their appeal, saying: "Everyone in Swansea will know what he looks like now." (Reporting by Kylie MacLellan; editing by Andrew Roche)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 07, 2009, 10:14:38 PM
[youtube=425,350]dfijvBN2GMM[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfijvBN2GMM
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 08, 2009, 12:00:38 PM
[youtube=720,480]P7vg8AYVCMQ[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7vg8AYVCMQ&fmt=22
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on November 09, 2009, 11:08:16 AM
[youtube=425,350]DKB7oob_aaw[/youtube].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on November 09, 2009, 12:14:20 PM
boring vid is boring
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 09, 2009, 12:33:22 PM
[youtube=425,350]QDgqe3MIFFQ[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDgqe3MIFFQ
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on November 09, 2009, 01:58:07 PM
Team Fortress Classic brings back memories :)

Bind x to hook ftw.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 10, 2009, 08:45:44 PM
Umm..

(http://www.sedron.com/sd/23f.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on November 10, 2009, 09:01:48 PM
Nice dick.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on November 12, 2009, 12:15:35 AM
wtf are we looking at
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on November 12, 2009, 04:14:17 AM
[youtube=425,350]2h34BkgXR_M[/youtube].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 13, 2009, 12:09:48 AM
Hay guys. Let's talk about TAFT.

[youtube=425,350]pENWP8r1-7M[/youtube]

WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on November 13, 2009, 09:20:10 AM
[youtube=425,350]nGCuDDAPggw[/youtube]

Napoleon of the stump
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 17, 2009, 08:13:50 PM
Mandelbulb! (http://www.skytopia.com/project/fractal/mandelbulb.html)

[youtube=425,350]vqkPjpU6bsA[/youtube]

(http://mandelbulb.s3.amazonaws.com/q85/Power8side-small.jpg) (http://www.skytopia.com/project/fractal/mandelbulb.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 17, 2009, 08:42:00 PM
Totally stupid, so it belongs here.

http://milkquarious.com/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 17, 2009, 11:15:20 PM
[youtube=720,480]egcXvqiho4w[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on November 18, 2009, 12:14:09 AM
[00:12]  * r3 (n=ftlguest@CPE000d93b90a28-CM001692569db8.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #freetalklive
[00:13]  <r3> do you know that I have been banned onf the FTL BBS?????
[00:13]  * rabidfurby sets ban on *!*=ftlguest@*.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
[00:13]  * rabidfurby has kicked r3 from #freetalklive (nope)
[00:13]  <BonerJoe> HAHA
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 18, 2009, 12:17:05 AM
Wait, someone banned Richard?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 18, 2009, 03:47:06 AM
Oh nooooo!

The horror!

The horror!

Imagine what it's like to be a conjoined twin and watch your brother get shot in the head, knowing that you share all your internal organs!


:shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on November 18, 2009, 03:54:14 AM
Wait, someone banned Richard?

Good riddance! I've had squabbles with a few on here, but R3 is just not my cup of tea.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 18, 2009, 11:00:52 AM
Wait, someone banned Richard?

Good riddance! I've had squabbles with a few on here, but R3 is just not my cup of tea.

I was just curious as to what the offense was. No one told me.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 18, 2009, 11:39:04 AM
if I were more social I'd go on IRC

timelady: too asocial for IRC
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on November 22, 2009, 12:01:42 PM
Awesome video

[youtube=425,350]XxScTbIUvoA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on November 24, 2009, 06:53:09 AM
New one from Symphony of Science (http://www.symphonyofscience.com/)
I thank this thread for turning me on to these videos
[youtube=425,350]vioZf4TjoUI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 26, 2009, 11:02:44 AM
[youtube=425,350]6aiSBlA7bFI[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aiSBlA7bFI
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 28, 2009, 02:44:24 PM
[youtube=425,350]7myvafa5RC8[/youtube]

 :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 29, 2009, 02:40:44 PM
[youtube=425,350]6aiSBlA7bFI[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aiSBlA7bFI


feckin homos
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 30, 2009, 05:26:03 PM
[youtube=425,350]wpA2dZwBduY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpA2dZwBduY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on December 01, 2009, 12:55:52 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925507


The sex offender shuffle.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 01, 2009, 08:51:38 PM

Not enough seeders. 

(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6016/watbo.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on December 02, 2009, 12:39:49 AM

Not enough seeders. 

(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6016/watbo.jpg)


yecch... curly-haired porn
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 02, 2009, 02:28:59 AM

Not enough seeders. 

(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6016/watbo.jpg)


yecch... curly-haired porn

I love the juxtaposition of the statement.  Its all sweet and nice, until you get to the gonzo anal part. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ElGuapo on December 02, 2009, 10:35:01 AM

(http://api.ning.com/files/eO0Sg7JkVypjwZDQ-rf8z6ksvRAcp3nzqLAG0bVcdOxlMvEMSZrelveQnmQ2B5vBAUi2zu0ZmhxGmZalG0-y5uzNeNNaqwjg/tinymonkeys.jpg)

"Son I am able," she said "though you scare me" "watch" said I.  "Beloved," I said "watch me scare you though" said she "able am I son."

(http://truth-saves.com/images/Planet-star-sizes-01.jpg)

You're a towel.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on December 02, 2009, 11:41:37 AM
I love those JPL relative-star-size images. Fuckin' cool.
Gotta get some posters for ... er.. my Son's room, yeah, that's the ticket.

Oh, and back on the thread topic:
Baby male squirrels need p3n15 stimulation in order to be able to urinate. In wildlife rehab one often does this by dripping warm water on the area. In nature the other juveniles in the little often suckle there, which also produces the relevant stimulation.
(http://www.beloblog.com/KHOU_Animal_Attraction/Baby%20Squirrel%20for%20blog.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ElGuapo on December 02, 2009, 03:17:44 PM
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08/BabySquirrel_450x388.jpg)
Not so cute when spanking new.
(http://www.cwrc.net/images/galleries/squirrel_baby_01.jpg)
Tail: somewhat less fuzzy than I had imagined for a baby squirrel.
(http://asqfish.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/741574234_31740303cf.jpg)
Too...cute...can't take any more...KABOOM!

Did you know that cats do not ovulate until they mate? Or that a female cat may give birth to five kittens, each from a different father? That whole (un-neutered) male cats have barbed penises to stimulate the female cat to ovulate & upon withdrawal, the female cat will often scream (whether from ecstasy or pain is questionable).?

Last bit of cat-facts ripped-off from about.com.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on December 03, 2009, 03:14:26 AM
Too...cute...can't take any more...KABOOM!
Hey cool... you must be a rehabber!
I haven't for years... not since I got married & left the Bay Area
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 05, 2009, 09:41:09 PM
Hi.  I'm new on this thread.  What did I miss?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rookie on December 10, 2009, 03:07:34 AM


Quote
You can't report your own post to the moderator, that doesn't make sense!

         --message displayed If you try to report your own post to a moderator
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rookie on December 10, 2009, 02:23:05 PM
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6200000/Bart-is-in-the-real-world-too-bart-simpson-6255464-450-316.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 13, 2009, 04:02:27 PM
Hahahahaha!

We're all going to die in 2012...

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/La_Mojarra_Inscription_and_Long_Count_date.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ElGuapo on December 18, 2009, 01:03:39 PM
Well, he's identified the problem.
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/370286/424748.jpg)
The next step is to do something about it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ElGuapo on December 18, 2009, 01:20:16 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/No4GzXzNIY8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/No4GzXzNIY8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
:)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on December 19, 2009, 12:24:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6D5xpCgETk
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on December 19, 2009, 12:53:19 PM
(http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-27575424303075_2085_33911022) (http://astropics.com/top10.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on December 19, 2009, 07:45:23 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/InimDSMVHiY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/InimDSMVHiY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InimDSMVHiY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on December 20, 2009, 11:05:55 PM
blub blub blub blub blub blub blub
(http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cthulhu1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on December 21, 2009, 12:25:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9fCoAn7uQ&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCwsxW2ONuc
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 21, 2009, 06:40:43 PM
wat


(http://revart.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/25/y_sven_birthday.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on December 22, 2009, 12:24:58 AM
The Pancake Project (http://thepancakeproject.blogspot.com/)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EXLZNEZhIbI/SwcPmemKcrI/AAAAAAAAAAc/QLK36TD_zQY/s400/Scream2wm.JPG) (http://thepancakeproject.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-1.html)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EXLZNEZhIbI/Swgv4D9yXLI/AAAAAAAAABc/jNLwHKa5B6c/s400/Bacon%26Eggs4edsm.JPG) (http://thepancakeproject.blogspot.com/2009/11/search-for-breakfast-perfection.html)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EXLZNEZhIbI/Sx_qmlr3JzI/AAAAAAAAAGs/EnjbHwpEVQQ/s400/LeggoMyEggo.JPG) (http://thepancakeproject.blogspot.com/2009/12/leggo-my-eggo.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rookie on December 22, 2009, 01:17:20 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xwNoH6zjc9Q&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xwNoH6zjc9Q&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

(http://tranquilityhq.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/indigo-child.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on December 22, 2009, 06:13:36 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 23, 2009, 06:57:13 AM
(http://www.guitar.com/uploaded/profile_images/forum_ff09dd60_Gary_Busey_Red_Carpet_Crazy_Celebrity.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 23, 2009, 07:00:32 AM
(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/c/crazy_dance-12762.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 23, 2009, 07:02:48 AM
(http://www.jokedujour.com/dog/crazy-dog.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 23, 2009, 07:04:24 AM
(http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-crazy-man-0Xz.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on December 26, 2009, 10:54:20 PM
I always did like Ernest.

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oEhKZNQlJrY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oEhKZNQlJrY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on December 28, 2009, 02:07:26 PM
I always did like Ernest.
Holy shit, I am gonna live to be 91
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Harry Tuttle on December 28, 2009, 04:11:13 PM
I always did like Ernest.
Holy shit, I am gonna live to be 91

My wife's grandfather just turned 112.

That pervert!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Harry Tuttle on December 29, 2009, 01:26:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/94719.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on December 30, 2009, 11:09:02 AM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lTb_5oPqCys&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lTb_5oPqCys&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

I have to admit that I love this rendition of the classic AirWolf theme.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on December 30, 2009, 11:36:19 AM
A few days late, but here's an excellent song from the Cthulhu Christmas Album

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ptP0OR-e7rI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ptP0OR-e7rI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]


Death to the world! Cthulhu's come:

Let Earth abhor this thing.

Let every mind prepare for doom,

As anguish and woe he'll bring.


Up from the sea, R'lyeh did rise:

The cultists awestruck dumb.

With ancient rites so wretched and perverse,

Cthulhu's time has come.


Death to the world! Cthulhu reigns.

The Great Old Ones Destroy

With wrath and doom, so cruel and foul,

Replete with obscene joy.

He rules the Earth with dreadful might,

And through our ghastly dreams

His twisting turning tentacles

Elicit from us maddened screams.

Cthulhu's time has come.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on December 30, 2009, 04:24:26 PM
I have to admit that I love this rendition of the classic AirWolf theme.

I have the whole OC Remix Kong in Concert album on my iPod. I listen to it pretty frequently while working out. Good shit.

[youtube=425,350]<object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HcVtyKeKihc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HcVtyKeKihc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on December 31, 2009, 05:19:33 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OmBLD9w-mzk&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OmBLD9w-mzk&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on January 03, 2010, 03:33:54 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OmBLD9w-mzk&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OmBLD9w-mzk&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube].
awesome
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 03, 2010, 04:15:57 PM
I just mailed the channel. I totally want to show this on my show
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on January 04, 2010, 03:48:50 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-6Fpoebz2LE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-6Fpoebz2LE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

Awesome song....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on January 08, 2010, 07:40:23 PM
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss278/DrederickTatum007/bearsaw.jpg).
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss278/DrederickTatum007/sigh.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on January 13, 2010, 04:26:54 AM
http://www.helpfreetheearth.com/DVD-MONKEY-detail-buy1.html
(http://www.helpfreetheearth.com/img/MonkeyBackCover_1.jpg)
(http://www.helpfreetheearth.com/img/MonkeyDVDcoverFinal.jpg)

How dare they tell the truth!!! :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on January 13, 2010, 10:40:57 AM
Symphony of Science - The Unbroken Thread
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on January 15, 2010, 05:40:06 PM
One of the few 'Gangsta' rap songs I like. Tales from the Hood was an awesome movie in my opinion.

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tRkyReLIVhQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tRkyReLIVhQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on January 16, 2010, 04:04:53 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RxyaFrHiiCg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RxyaFrHiiCg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

Not really a fan of Macross, since I think using Magical Singing Girls to defeat Giant Aliens ranks up there on the 'Stupidity in Fiction' at its finest. This appears to take all the worst aspects of Macross & Gundam Seed and combines them.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on January 17, 2010, 02:24:55 AM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sYC4ljpx7c8&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sYC4ljpx7c8&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on January 18, 2010, 03:04:37 PM
Zombie Sign Language!
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 18, 2010, 03:25:22 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NgWn7zbgxZ4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NgWn7zbgxZ4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

surprise!!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on January 19, 2010, 11:28:19 AM
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/3326/original/O_Zlgo.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on January 19, 2010, 05:22:03 PM
Why Germiz gotsta be so crazy allsa time ?

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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on January 23, 2010, 02:45:41 AM
Published in the January 13, 2010 issue of The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition is a huge bombshell in the “saturated fat is bad” campaign that has plagued our country for the past several decades called “Meta-analysis of prospective cohort studies evaluating the association of saturated fat with cardiovascular disease” by lead researcher Dr. Ronald M. Krauss from Children’s Hospital Oakland Research Institute. He took the premise of all those organizations I listed above and the work of Ancel Keys that reducing saturated fat in the diet would improve cardiovascular health and looked at 21 epidemiological studies that referenced saturated fat and heart disease. The studies ranged from 5-23 years in length and followed 347,747 study participants.

Dr. Krauss, along with Dr. Frank B. Hu and Dr. Patty W. Siri-Tarino, concluded that“intake of saturated fat was not associated with an increased risk of CHD, stroke, or CVD.” Did you catch that? Let me say it again. Eating saturated fat which has been deemed off limits for the past 50 years is NOT ASSOCIATED WITH AN INCREASED RISK of getting a heart attack, stroke or cardiovascular disease.

http://www.ajcn.org/cgi/content/abstract/ajcn.2009.27725v1?papetoc
Title: Longcat is long
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:12:58 PM
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gmd12qI/AAAAAAAAEgM/V-8mknWtFEI/s800/LongcatA.png)
Title: Longcat is long
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:13:29 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gvQH5LI/AAAAAAAAEgQ/CIkdVk6efj0/s800/LongcatB.png)
Title: Longcat is long
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:13:44 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gvQH5LI/AAAAAAAAEgQ/CIkdVk6efj0/s800/LongcatB.png)
Title: Longcat is long
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:14:01 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gvQH5LI/AAAAAAAAEgQ/CIkdVk6efj0/s800/LongcatB.png)
Title: Longcat is long
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:14:12 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gvQH5LI/AAAAAAAAEgQ/CIkdVk6efj0/s800/LongcatB.png)
Title: Longcat is long
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:14:49 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gvQH5LI/AAAAAAAAEgQ/CIkdVk6efj0/s800/LongcatB.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:15:02 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gvQH5LI/AAAAAAAAEgQ/CIkdVk6efj0/s800/LongcatB.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:15:18 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gvQH5LI/AAAAAAAAEgQ/CIkdVk6efj0/s800/LongcatB.png)
Title: Longcat is long
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:15:31 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gvQH5LI/AAAAAAAAEgQ/CIkdVk6efj0/s800/LongcatB.png)
Title: Longcat is long
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:15:43 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gvQH5LI/AAAAAAAAEgQ/CIkdVk6efj0/s800/LongcatB.png)
Title: Longcat is long
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:15:55 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gvQH5LI/AAAAAAAAEgQ/CIkdVk6efj0/s800/LongcatB.png)
Title: Longcat is long
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:16:11 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gvQH5LI/AAAAAAAAEgQ/CIkdVk6efj0/s800/LongcatB.png)
Title: Longcat is long
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:16:28 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gvQH5LI/AAAAAAAAEgQ/CIkdVk6efj0/s800/LongcatB.png)
Title: Longcat is long
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:16:44 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gvQH5LI/AAAAAAAAEgQ/CIkdVk6efj0/s800/LongcatB.png)
Title: Longcat is long
Post by: gibson042 on January 23, 2010, 01:16:58 PM
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_zflW3GcCIGE/S1s7gqTtZJI/AAAAAAAAEgU/woGKzyAE1Ds/s800/LongcatC.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 25, 2010, 01:29:13 PM
tl;dptk

Too Long; Didn't Pat The Kitty
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on January 26, 2010, 12:28:02 AM
(http://www.web420.com/index.php?option=com_joomgallery&func=watermark&catid=10&id=390&Itemid=174)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 26, 2010, 01:13:37 PM
(http://kspark.kaist.ac.kr/Human%20Engineering.files/Moire%20Patterns.files/plas_fri.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on January 28, 2010, 02:08:46 PM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/Mistoffelees/cbe810846.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on January 29, 2010, 04:00:54 PM
(http://www.legendofbill.com/comics/2008-09-01_LOB%20STRIP_29_MEDUSA_892px.jpg)

:lol:

Sad to say I know gamers that would do this in real life if there were Medusa's.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on February 02, 2010, 01:36:04 PM
More love for chaos in the Julia set (mathematical) sense:

(http://www.adamdorman.com/_images/absolut_chaos.jpg) (http://www.adamdorman.com/preview.php?TableName=digital_media&image=24&page=3)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Major Jizz on February 02, 2010, 09:11:48 PM
(http://home.comcast.net/~ijfritz/dwell_ch.gif)

Result:

(http://home.comcast.net/~ijfritz/dwell_sm.jpg)
(http://home.comcast.net/~ijfritz/dwell_med.jpg)
(http://home.comcast.net/~ijfritz/dwell_lar.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 02, 2010, 09:16:49 PM
Lorentz attractor
(http://www.humanmosaicsystems.com/images/lorenzeattractor_smallrhnov06g02.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on February 02, 2010, 10:11:52 PM
Arnold's cat map (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_map)

(http://www-chaos.umd.edu/images/catmap.gif)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Pepper_map.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on February 02, 2010, 10:12:52 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y141/igallo/SusanSanford_WCthulhu.jpg)'(http://lydiaburris.com/extras/cthulhuphant-sm.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on February 02, 2010, 10:14:39 PM
Logistic map (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logistic_map)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ed/LogisticCobwebChaos.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Harry Tuttle on February 03, 2010, 12:50:21 AM
My beard hurts!!!

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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 03, 2010, 03:21:50 PM
How I imagine bonerjoe's future.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Escapade_Oct1968_Vol13_No10_01_scg2n8z8fuo65kp8k0ge.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 04, 2010, 01:02:02 AM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PPQlCXevTkg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PPQlCXevTkg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

Who in their right mind would not want a hot older woman to take their virginity when they were a horny 15 yr old boy? Amirite?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on February 05, 2010, 09:09:07 AM
Japanese Peanuts
ピーナッツ (http://translate.google.com/#en|ja|Peanuts)

(http://z2-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000JFGHL2.01._SX212_SCLZZZZZZZ_V223726299_.jpg) (http://amazon.com/dp/B000JFGHL2/freetalklive-20)

(http://home.att.net/~fukuoka/beauty/peanuts2.jpg) (http://nippop.com/artists/The_Peanuts/)

(http://craphound.com/images/mangacharliebrown.jpg) (http://www.boingboing.net/2007/08/13/peanuts_characters_a.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on February 05, 2010, 02:29:04 PM
http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 05, 2010, 04:19:05 PM
http://www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 06, 2010, 12:34:24 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c5ba041977a1c2f6cabb77044be69c_wnooh93bjg2rw6ttup16.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 06, 2010, 08:09:54 AM
Ok, THAT is truly creepy. Ick.

Anyway....Yay for Hentai that has a plot!

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H2tOMqS2Bds&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H2tOMqS2Bds&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on February 06, 2010, 08:32:38 AM
Behold the awesome power of Sketch2Photo (http://cg.cs.tsinghua.edu.cn/montage/main.htm)!

(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6630/s2p.jpg) (http://cg.cs.tsinghua.edu.cn/montage/main.htm)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 06, 2010, 11:13:11 AM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/wtf4.jpg?t=1265472714)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on February 06, 2010, 10:19:03 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J28tLOpzfpA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J28tLOpzfpA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube].[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tWBA3TQ43M8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tWBA3TQ43M8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on February 07, 2010, 12:55:36 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/awuG855XSuU&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/awuG855XSuU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>[/youtube]

O_O
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on February 09, 2010, 09:12:06 AM
God Hates Signs: San Francisco’s Answer to Westboro Baptist Church (http://laughingsquid.com/san-franciscos-answer-to-westboro-baptist-church/)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2740/4313654518_4ba670009c_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rubin110/4313654518/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 12, 2010, 02:31:48 AM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5PDuqk_DSMw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5PDuqk_DSMw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

:lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on February 12, 2010, 08:43:01 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k_Sm9padoOA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k_Sm9padoOA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

 :3
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on February 14, 2010, 01:08:56 PM
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4179/chaosinsl.th.jpg) (http://img89.imageshack.us/i/chaosinsl.jpg/)

I'm warning you, SL is fucked up.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Laetitia on February 14, 2010, 02:31:22 PM
God Hates Signs: San Francisco’s Answer to Westboro Baptist Church (http://laughingsquid.com/san-franciscos-answer-to-westboro-baptist-church/)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2740/4313654518_4ba670009c_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rubin110/4313654518/)

This. Is. Wonderful.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on February 15, 2010, 04:03:42 PM
http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/10_08/b4167070046047.htm

Atheists offering post-rapture services to Christians...genius!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Major Jizz on February 15, 2010, 08:33:05 PM
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        .   \                 /               ~^-H--'               
             ^.             .^            .      "       +.         
               "-.._____.,-" .                    .                 
        +           .                .   +                       .   
 +          .             +                                  .       
        .             .      .       -Row                           
                                                       .             
                                                                     
     COULD THE DALAI LAMA JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND SUCK A DICK     
                                                                     
     (PRETTY SURE THAT'S ALMOST A DIRECT QUOTE FROM STAR WARS)       
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on February 15, 2010, 08:44:19 PM
Sorry, I had to ignore you for bumping the Tower of Babel thread.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Major Jizz on February 15, 2010, 08:56:35 PM
Sorry, I had to ignore you for bumping the Tower of Babel thread.

Niggerlover.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 17, 2010, 03:24:31 AM
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f344/GoStopBlvd/IMG_4589JPG.jpg)

Never underestimate the strangeness of anime cosplayers. :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 18, 2010, 12:39:36 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A3LK1CChb08&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A3LK1CChb08&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

Crazy-tough Vietnam Vet: 1
Douchebag Hood Rat: 0

Bring Amba Lamps! :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 18, 2010, 01:36:15 PM
You fucked up your youtube embed
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 18, 2010, 02:09:30 PM
Odd, its perfectly fine for me. :?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on February 18, 2010, 02:26:27 PM
Odd, its perfectly fine for me. :?

Me too. This is what happens to people using linux.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on February 18, 2010, 02:49:39 PM
[youtube
Crazy-tough Vietnam Vet: 1
Douchebag Hood Rat: 0

Bring Amba Lamps! :lol:

he picked a fight with an old dude, and lost horribly.

"call an ambleance"

He didnt need an ambulance, it was just his nose.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Harry Tuttle on February 18, 2010, 02:59:13 PM
As you sew, so shall you reap. This is what comes of acting out of anger.

I did love the Mortal Kombat bit though.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on February 18, 2010, 04:32:03 PM
As you sew, so shall you reap. This is what comes of acting out of anger.

I did love the Mortal Kombat bit though.

He LOA'd the old man's fist, repeatedly.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on February 18, 2010, 10:23:24 PM
Next up:Big Mama vs. Lil' Al

"Please don't show me that at this point and time." - lol


http://www.blackbottom.com/watch.php?v=3d1a114d49921255093c1f6b79cc95ada028e393

Dunno how to embed without the use of the YT tags, but it's worth watching. Sad there were kids about though.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on February 18, 2010, 11:44:44 PM
Next up:Big Mama vs. Lil' Al

"Please don't show me that at this point and time." - lol


http://www.blackbottom.com/watch.php?v=3d1a114d49921255093c1f6b79cc95ada028e393

Dunno how to embed without the use of the YT tags, but it's worth watching. Sad there were kids about though.
Oh hahaha, very funny.  It is sad that there were kids there watching what I assume are their parents fist fighting.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on February 19, 2010, 02:00:05 PM
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MEDICCCCCCCCCCCCC!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 20, 2010, 05:51:45 AM
This was so goddamned wrong, I just HAD to share it. Courtesy of the /b/tards at Encyclopedia Dramatica.

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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 20, 2010, 10:57:17 AM
My homie from the hood. We're all so proud of him!

Quote from: Chestnut
All-cash transactions. That's how I'm rollin' these days. Tax free.
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Harry Tuttle on February 22, 2010, 02:53:15 PM
(http://scifiwire.com/assets_c/2009/10/CthulhuSlippers-thumb-330x286-25208.jpg)

from http://scifiwire.com/2009/10/great-cthulhu-toys.php (http://scifiwire.com/2009/10/great-cthulhu-toys.php)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 22, 2010, 03:21:33 PM
Quote from: Faye Kane
On days when am not kept in the closet, I am expected to have his favorite cold drink waiting for him when he walks in. If not, I am punished horribly with electricity. His favorite drink is V8, vodka, and a cup of my freshly poured blood, with ice, in a tall glass. I get the blood from the little plastic 'faucet" valve he got from a medcial supply store over the internet. He punctured my arm vein and inserted it, sealing it with instant-drying cyanoacrylic glue. Now he can desanguinate me whenever he wants to.

He's not a vampire, it's just that when he fucks me, he likes to see me so weak that I can barely sit up. He also likes to gleefully and savagely beat me with his belt when I am too groggy and weak to avoid the blows. That way, he doesn't have to tie me to the furniture,and it reduces my screams of pleasure to mere mumbles. Sometimes before a "session", he drains a large bowel of my precious red life fluid and dumps it in the toilet, just to be mean.

Because I begged him to, he promised that someday, when he gets tired of me, he will completely desanguinate me. He will open the valve and leave it open while he fucks me, and he'lll continue to fuck me until I am unconscious, and then until nothing more flows into the bucket. Then he will cum into my lifeless body for the last time, remove my vagina as a souvenir, and stuff me into the plastic body bag I already bought just for that purpose before taking me to my final resting place in the dumpster behind the gas station.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on February 22, 2010, 05:05:30 PM
Quote from: Faye Kane
On days when am not kept in the closet, I am expected to have his favorite cold drink waiting for him when he walks in. If not, I am punished horribly with electricity. His favorite drink is V8, vodka, and a cup of my freshly poured blood, with ice, in a tall glass. I get the blood from the little plastic 'faucet" valve he got from a medcial supply store over the internet. He punctured my arm vein and inserted it, sealing it with instant-drying cyanoacrylic glue. Now he can desanguinate me whenever he wants to.

He's not a vampire, it's just that when he fucks me, he likes to see me so weak that I can barely sit up. He also likes to gleefully and savagely beat me with his belt when I am too groggy and weak to avoid the blows. That way, he doesn't have to tie me to the furniture,and it reduces my screams of pleasure to mere mumbles. Sometimes before a "session", he drains a large bowel of my precious red life fluid and dumps it in the toilet, just to be mean.

Because I begged him to, he promised that someday, when he gets tired of me, he will completely desanguinate me. He will open the valve and leave it open while he fucks me, and he'lll continue to fuck me until I am unconscious, and then until nothing more flows into the bucket. Then he will cum into my lifeless body for the last time, remove my vagina as a souvenir, and stuff me into the plastic body bag I already bought just for that purpose before taking me to my final resting place in the dumpster behind the gas station.

WTF?

Where do I get one of those valves?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 22, 2010, 07:55:54 PM
Quote from: Faye Kane
On days when am not kept in the closet, I am expected to have his favorite cold drink waiting for him when he walks in. If not, I am punished horribly with electricity. His favorite drink is V8, vodka, and a cup of my freshly poured blood, with ice, in a tall glass. I get the blood from the little plastic 'faucet" valve he got from a medcial supply store over the internet. He punctured my arm vein and inserted it, sealing it with instant-drying cyanoacrylic glue. Now he can desanguinate me whenever he wants to.

He's not a vampire, it's just that when he fucks me, he likes to see me so weak that I can barely sit up. He also likes to gleefully and savagely beat me with his belt when I am too groggy and weak to avoid the blows. That way, he doesn't have to tie me to the furniture,and it reduces my screams of pleasure to mere mumbles. Sometimes before a "session", he drains a large bowel of my precious red life fluid and dumps it in the toilet, just to be mean.

Because I begged him to, he promised that someday, when he gets tired of me, he will completely desanguinate me. He will open the valve and leave it open while he fucks me, and he'lll continue to fuck me until I am unconscious, and then until nothing more flows into the bucket. Then he will cum into my lifeless body for the last time, remove my vagina as a souvenir, and stuff me into the plastic body bag I already bought just for that purpose before taking me to my final resting place in the dumpster behind the gas station.

WTF?

Where do I get one of those valves?

Ask Faye. Her e-mail address is somewhere on here http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewcustom&friendId=150103974&blogId=230603034&swapped=true

When I read her blog, I can easily imagine that I will be living like her someday. Without any of the kinky sex, though.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Harry Tuttle on February 22, 2010, 08:17:46 PM
(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/thegovernator-480x384.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on February 22, 2010, 08:40:54 PM
Ask Faye. Her e-mail address is somewhere on here http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewcustom&friendId=150103974&blogId=230603034&swapped=true

She's no feminist. She uses Tampax!

I wonder at what point a persons weirdness becomes a badge. I also wonder if people intentionally try to "one-up" each other to become the most bizarre person ever.. like the German cannibal couple (recently mentioned on the show), or the Time Cube guy- seems Faye is trying to out-weird both of those examples (by combining them, and then adding more oddities to the mix).

Is she crazy, or is this intentional? Both?

It seems if she were really bizarre and lost in humanity then she wouldn't be able to cope with what little interaction she has with outsiders.. like the guy who created a whole world of his own while shutting himself in and most everyone else out. Henry Darger (http://www.saraayers.com/darger.htm). I guess weirdness comes in degrees like everything else though.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 23, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
Holy Christ! Well, at least I know what to do if I become homeless: live in a tent in the woods and dumpster dive to sell shit on Ebay.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 23, 2010, 06:32:16 PM
Holy Christ! Well, at least I know what to do if I become homeless: live in a tent in the woods and dumpster dive to sell shit on Ebay.

I know someone who's had to do that. He didn't like it very much and he ended up moving back in with his parents . . . where he does the same thing and pays rent.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 24, 2010, 08:37:30 AM
Quote
I'll break my tail off in your ass
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on March 01, 2010, 02:20:48 PM
I've been catching up on FTL, and just got through a call on Thursday from "Coily". Bravo, Denis. Bravo.

(http://www.mountaintimes.com/mtweekly/2008/0410/coily_bw.gif) (http://youtu.be/ngBNklagsHQ)

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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 01, 2010, 03:50:10 PM
I've been catching up on FTL, and just got through a call on Thursday from "Coily". Bravo, Denis. Bravo.
Funny, I just heard that caller ~2 hours ago while I was on the can.
I love praise but can't take credit for this one. I am not coily.
At first I was hoping "coily" was a reference to a kickass Ozric Tentacles song.

And Ozric Tentacles are definitely On Topic for this thread
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cowcidile on March 01, 2010, 04:47:09 PM
I may or may not have called in as coily.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 03, 2010, 03:26:35 AM
(http://markmalazarte.com/lollerskates.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on March 04, 2010, 12:48:59 PM
this mark dice guy seems lame.  lame.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ElGuapo on March 05, 2010, 08:50:44 AM
Wow! Mark Dice is an absolute blithering idiot isn't he?

Snarky, arrogant and no smarter than those he ridicules.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ElGuapo on March 05, 2010, 09:14:47 AM
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Edward IS my favorite Christian!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on March 09, 2010, 05:01:30 PM
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Now Marsupials... they have pockets

lol...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on March 11, 2010, 12:13:15 AM
Can someone translate this masterpiece?

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**

FOUND!

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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on March 11, 2010, 09:14:40 AM
http://sumodawg.com/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 11, 2010, 03:13:51 PM
Can't get the flash-object-plugin thingy to work. The link is worth clicking on.

http://tastelesschoice.com/uphone.swf
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 17, 2010, 12:53:07 PM
I love Alan Watts. I have loved Alan Watts ever since I discovered his books, in junior high school. So, I loved Alan Watts even before I did copious amounts of LSD :P

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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on March 23, 2010, 04:15:38 PM
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs12/f/2006/337/b/8/final_encounter_by_werol.jpg) (http://werol.deviantart.com/art/final-encounter-44078668)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on March 23, 2010, 04:16:52 PM
(http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/133a26b3-7939-4ba4-b93e-0c570ecf1751/wendy-1.jpg) (http://www2.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/features/story.html?id=94a98fd2-1016-467a-a51a-94bd39f3c8ea&k=59202)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 26, 2010, 02:24:53 PM
What the computer sees:
(http://www.zeroshell.net/eng/kerberos/image/krbmsg.gif) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerberos_%28protocol%29)

What intruders see:
(http://blog.craniumcabi.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cerberus.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ElGuapo on March 30, 2010, 12:30:21 PM
What (capable/competent) intruders see...a possible way in.

Kerberos Security Advisories

MITKRB5-SA-2010-002
    denial of service in SPNEGO
MITKRB5-SA-2010-001
    krb5-1.7 KDC denial of service
MITKRB5-SA-2009-004
    integer underflow in AES and RC4 decryption
MITKRB5-SA-2009-003
    KDC denial of service in cross-realm referral processing
MITKRB5-SA-2009-002
    ASN.1 decoder frees uninitialized pointer
MITKRB5-SA-2009-001
    multiple vulnerabilities in SPNEGO, ASN.1 decoder
MITKRB5-SA-2008-002
    array overrun in RPC library used by kadmind
MITKRB5-SA-2008-001
    double-free, uninitialized data vulnerabilities in krb5kdc
MITKRB5-SA-2007-006
    kadmind RPC library buffer overflow, uninitialized pointer
MITKRB5-SA-2007-005
    kadmind vulnerable to buffer overflow
MITKRB5-SA-2007-004
    kadmind affected by multiple RPC library vulnerabilities
MITKRB5-SA-2007-003
    double-free vulnerability in kadmind (via GSS-API library)
MITKRB5-SA-2007-002
    KDC, kadmind stack overflow in krb5_klog_syslog
MITKRB5-SA-2007-001
    telnetd allows login as arbitrary user
MITKRB5-SA-2006-003
    kadmind (via GSS-API mechglue) frees uninitialized pointers
MITKRB5-SA-2006-002
    kadmind (via RPC library) calls uninitialized function pointer
MITKRB5-SA-2006-001
    multiple local privilege escalation vulnerabilities
MITKRB5-SA-2005-003
    double-free in krb5_recvauth
MITKRB5-SA-2005-002
    buffer overflow, heap corruption in KDC
MITKRB5-SA-2005-001
    Buffer overflows in telnet client
MITKRB5-SA-2004-004
    Heap buffer overflow in libkadm5srv
MITKRB5-SA-2004-003
    ASN.1 decoder denial-of-service
MITKRB5-SA-2004-002
    Double-free vulnerabilities in KDC and libraries
MITKRB5-SA-2004-001
    Buffer overrun in aname_to_localname
MITKRB5-SA-2003-005:
    Buffer overrun and underrun in principal name handling
MITKRB5-SA-2003-004:
    Cryptographic weaknesses in Kerberos v4 protocol; KDC and realm compromise possible.
MITKRB5-SA-2003-003:
    Faulty length checks in xdrmem_getbytes may allow kadmind DoS.
MITKRB5-SA-2003-001:
    Multiple vulnerabilities, including possible KDC compromise, in older releases (prior to 1.2.5).
MITKRB5-SA-2002-002: [updated 2002-10-25] Buffer overflow in kadmind4
    Remote user can gain root access to KDC host.
MITKRB5-SA-2002-001: Remote root vulnerability in MIT krb5 admin system
    Remote user may be able to gain root access to a KDC host.
Buffer overflows in telnetd
Buffer overflows in ftpd
Unsafe temporary file handling in krb4 code
    A local user may overwrite arbitrary files as root
Remote root vulnerability in GSSFTPD
    An attacker with access to a local account may gain unauthorized root access via a krb5-1.1.x ftpd.
Multiple denial of service vulnerabilities in krb4 KDC
    A buffer overrun capable of causing a denial of service in the krb4 KDC compat code was discovered. Additionally, krb5-1.1.x KDCs with krb4 code enabled are vulnerable to a separate denial of service.
Buffer Overrun Vulnerabilities in Kerberos 4 code
    Serious buffer overruns exist in krb4 compatibility code. Also, these vulnerabilities likely exist in almost all implementations derived from MIT krb4.
Login bug when compiling using --without-krb4 in 1.1.1
    Compiling remote login programs using the --without-krb4 option has disastrous side effects under 1.1 and 1.1.1 releases.

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on March 30, 2010, 01:51:38 PM
(http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/images/6/6f/Kill_it_with_Scorpio.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 04, 2010, 02:04:48 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RobaJKGMMiE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RobaJKGMMiE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=RobaJKGMMiE
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on April 09, 2010, 11:11:09 AM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lEbkGEbU4l0&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lEbkGEbU4l0&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]
It's time to have a trip. :3
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on April 09, 2010, 03:05:34 PM
Thank god the 60s are over :P





Stratosfear
[youtube=425,350]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bCqC9skSe7k&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bCqC9skSe7k&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 10, 2010, 04:52:57 PM
http://grilledcheeseinvitational.com/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ThatOneGuy on April 11, 2010, 02:58:01 AM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/chib5/the_baby_s_kicking.jpg)
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/chib5/Marty_Parkinsons.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cowcidile on April 12, 2010, 02:58:46 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_-agl0pOQfs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_-agl0pOQfs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on April 12, 2010, 07:14:44 PM
Cool vid, cool music.
Don't like their antiscientific intentional ignorance, but that's really neither here nor there
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 13, 2010, 05:51:17 PM
http://www.dogwork.com/snow2/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rookie on April 15, 2010, 02:50:05 AM
god damn.

[youtube=425,350]<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_-agl0pOQfs&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_-agl0pOQfs&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on April 16, 2010, 12:38:47 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1270872378143_fs6oicnjfbko25xdxhzg.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ThatOneGuy on April 16, 2010, 02:18:13 AM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/chib5/2010-02-24-beet-red.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on April 17, 2010, 03:21:56 AM
For sale today only at shirt.woot.com:

Cthulhu Shirt:
(http://sale.images.woot.com/O_R_lyeh_tkuDetail.png)

Quote
Hunger is a thing irrepressible. A deep, deep beast that sleeps but never fully, always with one heavy-lidded eye a bit less than closed, watching to leap for that quick-moving opportunity which might indeed quench the unstoppable need which causes itself to be. And yet, such a hunger might itself be considered mild. For there exist hungers that transact on a level which no man born of woman should ever endure. Hungers that are only fit for heroes… or for monsters.

Call such thoughts mad? Perhaps. But know in your heart, such hunger of which we speak can drive the holy to the darkest fathoms of the most nameless hells. Even in rest it is an itch, a tickle, a small but urgent voice. there is still a thing remaining it says to the poor creature which must of course succumb to the living hunger’s iron will, there is still a thing that you must do for me now.

Is it a hunger to rid the world of beauty? Is it a hunger to prove that no person, no being, can truly become his conqueror? Is it a hunger to be reunited with something that was lost, or a hunger to seek some measure of distraction from a life that began elsewhere, far elsewhere, in a place that could no longer be called a home? Or is it something which he will never admit to himself, something that can only be called a hunger to find a creature more hungry, a creature that perhaps, this time perhaps, can provide a passage to that dreamless unending in which the hunger has no meaning or sway?

And, when all is done, who shall be called the true victor? He who remains among the living? Or he who has gone on ahead?

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This shirt tells the world: “Man, people in New England are freakin’ WEIRD.”

We call this color: A’pha’t
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rookie on April 17, 2010, 03:35:28 AM
u r fag.


hey,. hey now...



Don't think that I listen to that shit.
found it @ reddit.


now this is more like it...
just as chaotic, yet insanely more talented hip-hop:

[youtube=425,350]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v1s86vDhjx8&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v1s86vDhjx8&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on April 20, 2010, 10:02:36 PM
Creepy video of talking robot mouth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57zsMfuTk1U)

[youtube=425,350]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/57zsMfuTk1U&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/57zsMfuTk1U&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on April 21, 2010, 12:22:40 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K_JIg9NB47M&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K_JIg9NB47M&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Hmm does this thread have this already?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on April 21, 2010, 12:52:56 PM
That second one with Satan kicked ass
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 21, 2010, 04:57:25 PM
http://ebaumnation.com/2010/03/09/ww2-as-seen-on-facebook
(http://cdn.ebaumnation.com/2010/03/09/ww2-as-seen-on-facebook.web.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on April 21, 2010, 05:41:59 PM
(http://www.weirdworm.com/img/interviews/gilles-et-dada/gilles-et-dada07.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on April 23, 2010, 10:11:24 PM
(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/60993.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on April 26, 2010, 03:06:57 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on April 26, 2010, 05:57:13 PM
Thick furry hair does not belong on boobz. Evar. Not even pink girly-hair.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on April 28, 2010, 02:04:24 PM
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/4/22/15/anigif_anagram-tells-the-truth-5429-1271965845-59.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on May 01, 2010, 07:28:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aAgIL.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on May 04, 2010, 02:57:20 PM
(http://www.emikey.com/upload/trex-20100504-112239.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on May 05, 2010, 03:45:46 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on May 05, 2010, 09:40:59 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c58614108688f8902d57dfbd2718e9_e1exz63doopt5nzcv5x9.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on May 05, 2010, 09:58:59 PM
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/757/funnypicturescathascap.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on May 08, 2010, 09:50:58 PM
http://www.fukung.net/v/28565/a09033829e5aeecad2898d668e3dd9b8.png
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on May 09, 2010, 12:09:22 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=6a0120a721c2d7970b0134809694bc_opkvvx90upndaqaspzy6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on May 09, 2010, 12:10:11 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=image_82_26bq9i36jstiew40s1vj.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on May 09, 2010, 07:01:03 AM
Picture no worky.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on May 09, 2010, 11:59:46 AM
Picture no worky.

It'll come back.

Shack's servers are all down.

EDIT: See?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on May 17, 2010, 11:10:59 AM
I think this dog likes to sniff its own farts:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc5_1274043946
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on May 18, 2010, 01:43:31 AM
O_o










(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1274160166066_jczn1gtqrs93nbn9qzjx.jpg)

I fucking HATE pins and needles. One of my biggest irrational fears.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on May 18, 2010, 02:20:55 AM
Ass-you-puncture.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on May 18, 2010, 03:41:12 AM
Forget the pushpins, that guy needs a bikini wax.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Laetitia on May 18, 2010, 11:51:09 PM
Kept busy during the season finale of "V" this evening assembling these two little fellows:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3373/4620161473_378713e20f.jpg)
It's always fun when the project I'm working on dovetails with my TV viewing. Almost wish I'd been working the lizard my son requested, but aliens will work.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4054/4620774988_e5115edc5f_m.jpg)
Obviously, I have to work a few more things out with Marvins helmet & plume, but I think I'm quite happy with Cthulhu. Only question... Should I maybe make the tentacles a little longer?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on May 19, 2010, 01:33:57 AM
Lots of long curly tentacles would be great!

Also, http://www.behance.net/Gallery/HPL/418305

(http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles3/149261/projects/418305/1492611265810505.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on May 19, 2010, 08:15:40 AM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9wmTv2nqTHo&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9wmTv2nqTHo&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Laetitia on May 19, 2010, 08:27:56 AM
 :shock:

I'm feeling a bit queasy after the promo. Full movie would probably give me nightmares.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on May 19, 2010, 11:16:25 AM
That movie is not allowed.

>:(

Did not watch trailer. Already saw it. Must avoid film like plague.

Just reading the description of that flick made me have nightmares. Apparently the director was originally gonna use 12 people and "Didn't want to go too far."

HURGAGABLURGLEHOARK
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on May 19, 2010, 11:37:46 AM
Well, if it scares John Shaw...I MUST SEE IT NOW.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on May 19, 2010, 01:14:45 PM
O_o
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on May 19, 2010, 01:25:32 PM
Kept busy during the season finale of "V" this evening assembling these two little fellows:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3373/4620161473_378713e20f.jpg)
It's always fun when the project I'm working on dovetails with my TV viewing. Almost wish I'd been working the lizard my son requested, but aliens will work.

Niiice. Here's mine (gifted, not created) from a couple of months ago:
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2084/81721060.jpg) (http://twitpic.com/1c9sfw)

(and for reference)
(http://s176.photobucket.com/albums/w172/Clemonskid/cthulhu.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on May 19, 2010, 01:44:08 PM
Quote
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2084/81721060.jpg)

Fixed.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on May 19, 2010, 02:35:52 PM
Quote
(http://web6.twitpic.com/img/81078332-58f8dfd0255fb49f870dda786351e16a.4bf42342-scaled.jpg)

Fixed.

Nope.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on May 19, 2010, 03:10:46 PM
Quote
(http://web6.twitpic.com/img/81078332-58f8dfd0255fb49f870dda786351e16a.4bf42342-scaled.jpg)

Fixed.

Nope.

Wtf, worked in the preview.

(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2084/81721060.jpg)

(http://bovberg.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/forever.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Laetitia on May 19, 2010, 03:50:16 PM
ooh - I love those wings.
I should make the wings bigger on my little guy, so they show past the arms.
Think I'll keep the rest of body the way it is though, 'cause I like the weeble-wobble.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: davann on May 19, 2010, 05:09:37 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9wmTv2nqTHo&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9wmTv2nqTHo&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube].

Looks like a good commentary on modern business and corporate culture.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on May 19, 2010, 05:12:23 PM
http://wildammo.com/2009/07/27/unusual-paintings-of-obama-naked-with-unicorns/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on May 20, 2010, 11:56:44 AM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WVm84MD4vU4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WVm84MD4vU4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube].
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Keels on May 25, 2010, 04:16:00 PM
I haven't posted in a while...but the first thing I thought of when I saw this was the BBS... is that weird?


[youtube=425,350]
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vdX_OBUeHb4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vdX_OBUeHb4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on May 27, 2010, 08:49:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/EBNxK.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on May 31, 2010, 03:54:19 PM
http://bearsite.info/General/Library_of_Science_Fiction_and_Fantasy/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on May 31, 2010, 04:08:51 PM
(http://petmeats.com/waldo.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 03, 2010, 08:08:21 PM
Der Giftpilz by Julius Streicher.

Things are lively in Mr. Birkmann's 7th grade boys' class today. The teacher is talking about the Jew. The boys are fascinated.

"It is noon," he says. "We should summarize what we have learned in the past hour. What have we talked about?" All the children raise their hands. The teacher calls on Karl Scholz, a small lad in the front row. "We have talked about how to recognize the Jew."

"Good. Say more!"

Little Karl reaches for the pointer, steps up to the board and points at the drawings.

One can most easily tell a Jew by his nose. The Jew nose is bent at its point. It looks like the number six. We call it the Jew six. Many Aryans also have bent noses. But their noses bend upwards, not downwards. Such a nose is an eagle nose.

"Right!" says the teacher. "But the nose is not the only way to recognize a Jew..."

One can also recognize a Jew by his lips. His lips are usually puffy. The lower lip often protrudes. Jew eyelids are mostly thicker and more fleshy than ours. One can tell from his eyes that he is a deceitful person.

The teacher calls on another lad. He is Fritz Müller, and is the best in the class:

Jew are usually small to mid-sized. They have short legs. Their arms are often short, too. Many Jew are bow-legged and flat-footed. They often have a low, slanting forehead, a receding forehead. Many criminals have such a receding forehead. The Jew are criminals too. Their hair is usually dark and often curly like a nigger's. Their ears are very large, and they look like the handles of a coffee cup.

The teacher turns to the students.

"Pay attention, children. Why does Fritz say 'many Jew have bow legs', or 'they often have receding foreheads,' or 'their hair is usually dark'?"

Heinrich Schmidt, a large, strong boy in the last row speaks:

Every Jew does not have these characteristics. Some do not have a proper Jew nose, but have Jew ears. Some do not have flat feet, but Jew eyes. There are even some Jew with blond hair. But when one looks carefully, one can always tell it is a Jew.

"Very good," the teacher says. "And now tell me about other ways to tell Jew from Aryan. Richard, come up here!"

Richard Krause, a smiling blond lad, goes to the board. He says:

One can recognize a Jew from his behavior. The Jew moves his head back and forth. His gait is shuffling and unsteady. The Jew moves his hands when he talks. He "jabbers." His voice is often odd. He talks through his nose. Jews often have an unpleasant sweetish odor. If you have a good nose, you can smell the Jew.
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Post by: hellbilly on June 03, 2010, 10:31:22 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OKuUYt2X7Jg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OKuUYt2X7Jg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]

Who knew?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 04, 2010, 07:47:11 AM
I was more disturbed by the mere existence of the actual show, than the parody laid down on top of it
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on June 04, 2010, 01:00:57 PM
(http://politicalirony.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dim-4.gif)
 :roll:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on June 04, 2010, 05:37:47 PM
I was more disturbed by the mere existence of the actual show, than the parody laid down on top of it

Me too.. saw it while flipping the channels to find a kids show while visiting my parents' place. I figured that "Discovery Kids" would be more of an educational/science kinda channel.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on June 05, 2010, 12:39:13 AM
Shitting Fuckcock

Cocking Fuckshit

Fucking Shitcock

Shitting Cockfuck

Cocking Shitfuck

Fucking Cockshit
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on June 06, 2010, 05:24:48 PM
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7826/illex.jpg)











Y'all have dirty minds if you think that's not an edited photo of a man lying on his stomach.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 06, 2010, 05:58:33 PM
In the early 1980s, the Naval Investigative Service was investigating homosexuality in the Chicago area. Agents discovered that gay men sometimes referred to themselves as "friends of Dorothy." Unaware of the historical meaning of the term, the NIS believed that a woman named Dorothy was at the center of a massive ring of homosexual military personnel. The NIS launched an enormous hunt for Dorothy, hoping to find her and convince her to reveal the names of gay servicemembers.[6]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on June 07, 2010, 01:34:10 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=AdviceDurden_xinnd4mkb94mooczy2tu.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on June 07, 2010, 09:34:01 PM
http://www.fukung.net/v/25746/fuckapple.gif
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on June 07, 2010, 11:04:02 PM
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sir-stewart.jpg) (http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/06/04/sir-patrick-stewart/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 08, 2010, 12:00:54 AM
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sir-stewart.jpg) (http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/06/04/sir-patrick-stewart/)

Sir Patrick Stewart has so much fucking swagger.
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 10, 2010, 12:44:23 AM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2zgop5zwE1qz87coo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Harry Tuttle on June 10, 2010, 01:38:44 AM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2zgop5zwE1qz87coo1_500.png)

Silly comic.Those examples are all like me asserting my freedom to have sex with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, or my freedom to have Air Force One fly me on vacations, or my freedom to execute my disagreeable neighbors.
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 10, 2010, 02:43:09 AM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2zgop5zwE1qz87coo1_500.png)

Silly comic.Those examples are all like me asserting my freedom to have sex with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, or my freedom to have Air Force One fly me on vacations, or my freedom to execute my disagreeable neighbors.

I know, keep those colored people down in the basement cafeteria where they belong.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 10, 2010, 09:29:40 AM
Positive vs. negative rights are a simple concept, that underpins all the philosophy of the USA's founding documents, that is of course not taught in school.

So, you have to use the pivot. Say "I agree with your right to have sex with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Do they also have a right not to have sex with you? If they are absolutely stupid repressive skanky biotches and choose not to, what should be done about it?"
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 10, 2010, 12:05:53 PM
Oh good, are these cheerleaders having sex for money then?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Harry Tuttle on June 11, 2010, 12:36:17 AM
I know, keep those colored people down in the basement cafeteria where they belong.

Right, so if it wasn't for government laws, brown people would never be able to eat at a restaurant. Got it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 11, 2010, 07:38:44 AM
I know, keep those colored people down in the basement cafeteria where they belong.

Right, so if it wasn't for government laws, brown people would never be able to eat at a restaurant. Got it.

Well, considering that was how it was back in the 50s...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Harry Tuttle on June 11, 2010, 04:45:51 PM
That is a characterization of reality. There were some places in which that was normal and some where it was not. Also, much of that problem was caused by Jim Crow laws.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on June 11, 2010, 05:20:28 PM
Penn and Teller's Bullshit! is back on for a new season starting yesterday*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*cheer-leading episode?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 11, 2010, 07:27:10 PM
That is a characterization of reality. There were some places in which that was normal and some where it was not. Also, much of that problem was caused by Jim Crow laws.


Which were widely supported by the White population, don't forget.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on June 13, 2010, 08:43:04 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/136423744_f551d7e327_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/tentaclemonkey/136423744/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on June 15, 2010, 03:47:29 AM
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4783/sofielr3.jpg)

As fathers of toddlers everywhere find out, CHAOS IS THE ONLY SENSIBLE ANSWER.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on June 15, 2010, 05:08:00 PM
Also true of curators of niche museums.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/68/194752314_8f59246f6c_o_d.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/tentaclemonkey/194752314/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 15, 2010, 11:51:26 PM
That baby has a better TV than I will probably have for a couple years.

Fuck him.

Yes, Cthulhu WILL fuck babies when he comes to Earth. Read about his terrible coming here!

http://www.fredvanlente.com/downloads/WhyWeHere.pdf
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on June 17, 2010, 01:30:27 AM
Next Penn and Teller BS is "Fast Food". I learned a lot in the last one. We didnt have cheerleaders like that at my high school.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on June 20, 2010, 11:51:46 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2223/2350876321_4722f11d7a_d.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/tentaclemonkey/2350876321/)

I'm watching you...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on June 21, 2010, 12:00:45 AM
(img)

I'm watching you...

Its like a Beta Fish meets a Skeksis from The Dark Crystal.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 21, 2010, 01:41:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKf2ur3XKhs
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 21, 2010, 08:59:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKf2ur3XKhs
LOL!
"The word saggin spelt backwards is the N-word!"
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 21, 2010, 09:08:44 AM
Didja know Larry Niven (of Ringworld (http://books.google.com/books?id=uv4vqKYsyawC&printsec=frontcover&dq=ringworld&source=bl&ots=ULVimO8hyZ&sig=QcpcWncAQpYjBImQ6ZePtCR1bek&hl=en&ei=9WMfTKyuIML88Ab429CdDA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=9&ved=0CEoQ6AEwCA#v=onepage&q&f=false) fame) wrote some of the Land of the Lost episodes?

[youtube=425,350]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dEeO9nFB-fQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dEeO9nFB-fQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on June 21, 2010, 12:36:41 PM
Didja know Larry Niven (of Ringworld (http://books.google.com/books?id=uv4vqKYsyawC&printsec=frontcover&dq=ringworld&source=bl&ots=ULVimO8hyZ&sig=QcpcWncAQpYjBImQ6ZePtCR1bek&hl=en&ei=9WMfTKyuIML88Ab429CdDA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=9&ved=0CEoQ6AEwCA#v=onepage&q&f=false) fame) wrote some of the Land of the Lost episodes?

[youtube=425,350]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dEeO9nFB-fQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dEeO9nFB-fQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]


Not one of his shining moments unfortunately...

I'm reading his book Lucifer's Hammer for the 3rd time or so right now, just finished The Mote in God's Eye and The Gripping Hand, both excellent.
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on June 21, 2010, 06:10:03 PM
http://hld.c64.org/poldi/lunix/lunix.html

Now the followers of the penguin god have gone TOO FAR
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Post by: anarchir on July 05, 2010, 02:15:39 AM
(http://www.slimfigures.co.uk/comics/ghlavaeci.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on July 05, 2010, 02:17:08 AM
I showed my girlfriend that comic and she asked me if that is really where lava is. Then when I started to explain, she asked me what volcanoes were. Whether they were "just, like hills?"

Shoot me fucking now.  :( :( :( :(
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on July 10, 2010, 12:30:12 PM
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5009/1278397845170.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on July 12, 2010, 01:19:29 PM
So, they're like, online updating the game, right?
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Post by: John Shaw on July 12, 2010, 01:21:19 PM
>(-_-)¬
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Post by: yamnuska on July 12, 2010, 01:26:08 PM
>(-_-)¬

LOL!

The conspiracy nutjobs are now trolling video games, I should make a game called New World Order.
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Post by: John Shaw on July 12, 2010, 01:38:55 PM
>(-_-)¬

LOL!

The conspiracy nutjobs are now trolling video games, I should make a game called New World Order.

*Sigh*

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/newworldorder/index.html
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on July 24, 2010, 03:28:47 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs213.snc4/38979_1543189217854_1178691209_31545366_131372_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Stoker on July 24, 2010, 04:43:29 PM
Didja know Larry Niven (of Ringworld (http://books.google.com/books?id=uv4vqKYsyawC&printsec=frontcover&dq=ringworld&source=bl&ots=ULVimO8hyZ&sig=QcpcWncAQpYjBImQ6ZePtCR1bek&hl=en&ei=9WMfTKyuIML88Ab429CdDA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=9&ved=0CEoQ6AEwCA#v=onepage&q&f=false) fame) wrote some of the Land of the Lost episodes?

Not one of his shining moments unfortunately...
I'm reading his book Lucifer's Hammer for the 3rd time or so right now, just finished The Mote in God's Eye and The Gripping Hand, both excellent.

I didn't know about Niven working on TV stuff. I have read most of the "Known Space" books and a few others. I guess his work is too good for Hollywood, they seem to prefer the dumbed down storlylines like Star Wars. A heck of a lot of things have been "borrowed" from his works though, Halo being an obvious ripoff of Ringworld and klingons culture is stolen from the Kzin, and Chewbacca's persona is pretty darned close to "Speaker-to-Animals'" .

(http://www.hypnos.com/forumpix/ringworld.jpg)(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3250/2410009790_391b31e540.jpg)(http://www.3dfxzone.it/public/uploaded/Rolo01/2006320221527_Halo4.jpg)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on July 24, 2010, 05:21:21 PM
Didja know Larry Niven (of Ringworld (http://books.google.com/books?id=uv4vqKYsyawC&printsec=frontcover&dq=ringworld&source=bl&ots=ULVimO8hyZ&sig=QcpcWncAQpYjBImQ6ZePtCR1bek&hl=en&ei=9WMfTKyuIML88Ab429CdDA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=9&ved=0CEoQ6AEwCA#v=onepage&q&f=false) fame) wrote some of the Land of the Lost episodes?

Not one of his shining moments unfortunately...
I'm reading his book Lucifer's Hammer for the 3rd time or so right now, just finished The Mote in God's Eye and The Gripping Hand, both excellent.

I didn't know about Niven working on TV stuff. I have read most of the "Known Space" books and a few others. I guess his work is too good for Hollywood, they seem to prefer the dumbed down storlylines like Star Wars. A heck of a lot of things have been "borrowed" from his works though, Halo being an obvious ripoff of Ringworld and klingons culture is stolen from the Kzin, and Chewbacca's persona is pretty darned close to "Speaker-to-Animals'" .

[img]http://www.hypnos.com/forumpix/ringworld.jpg[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3250/2410009790_391b31e540.jpg[img]http://www.3dfxzone.it/public/uploaded/Rolo01/2006320221527_Halo4.jpg

So you like the Known Space universe?  My dad likes those books but I like to lean towards his harder stuff I guess.
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Post by: Stoker on July 24, 2010, 06:13:24 PM
The Man-Kzin Wars books are a bit too space opera for me (good fluff reading) but Ringworld and the sequels have good solid storylines. I read Footfall a couple years ago, not bad but it didn't have the grab of some of his other works.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on July 27, 2010, 08:33:56 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/CRE_Pierson%27s_Puppeteer-0684dedb_ful.jpg)
Pierson's puppeteer
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on July 30, 2010, 02:36:37 PM
700 Pound Kid Lives Under Apartment Stairs And Won't Wear Clothes

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0d0_1280508000
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on July 30, 2010, 07:05:59 PM
700 Pound Kid Lives Under Apartment Stairs And Won't Wear Clothes

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0d0_1280508000

Animal Cruelty!

..does look like zoo footage doesn't it?
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Post by: anarchir on July 31, 2010, 12:08:09 AM
More like an autistic guy. Kinda reminded me of Richard.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on July 31, 2010, 03:21:36 AM
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn319/onree08/3ff67792.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on July 31, 2010, 03:25:42 AM
The Man-Kzin Wars books are a bit too space opera for me (good fluff reading) but Ringworld and the sequels have good solid storylines. I read Footfall a couple years ago, not bad but it didn't have the grab of some of his other works.
I agree on the Man-Kzin Wars.  I tried reading Ringworld but really just couldn't get too much into it.  On the other hand Footfall and Lucifer's Hammer are among my favorite SF books of all time.  Maybe I should give Ringworld another try.  My dad's got all of them in his library.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on August 01, 2010, 02:14:46 PM
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a102/Palimino444/Mosin%20Nagants/Leninade3.jpg)

"Get Hammered & Sickled"
"A Taste Worth Standing in Line For"
"With Georgia On My Mind"
"Drink Comrade! Drink! It's This or the Gulag!"
"Surprisingly Satisfying Soviet Refreshment"

PUT THE COLD WAR INTO YOUR REFRIGERATOR! OUR FIVE-YEAR-PLAN: DRINK A BOTTLE A DAY FOR FIVE YEARS AND BECOME A HERO OF SOCIALIST FLAVOUR!

Ingredients
Carbonated Water, Cane Sugar, Citric Acid, Gum Acacia, Russian Blood, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Glyceryl Abietate, Sodium Benzoate, Artificial Color, and the Sweat of Workers
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on August 03, 2010, 11:53:30 AM
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a102/Palimino444/Mosin%20Nagants/Leninade3.jpg)

"Get Hammered & Sickled"
"A Taste Worth Standing in Line For"
"With Georgia On My Mind"
"Drink Comrade! Drink! It's This or the Gulag!"
"Surprisingly Satisfying Soviet Refreshment"

PUT THE COLD WAR INTO YOUR REFRIGERATOR! OUR FIVE-YEAR-PLAN: DRINK A BOTTLE A DAY FOR FIVE YEARS AND BECOME A HERO OF SOCIALIST FLAVOUR!

Ingredients
Carbonated Water, Cane Sugar, Citric Acid, Gum Acacia, Russian Blood, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Glyceryl Abietate, Sodium Benzoate, Artificial Color, and the Sweat of Workers

You can drink it with Comrade Lenin's Belorussian Fried Chicken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIZ-yUjQGXg
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Harry Tuttle on August 10, 2010, 01:52:22 AM
(http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/files/2010/08/two-montanas.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: ForumTroll on August 10, 2010, 11:17:49 AM
http://web.archive.org/web/20080115214502/http://lovebryan.com/features/uncledirty.php
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on August 12, 2010, 01:25:37 AM
I JUST GOT SO MANY MORE HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS IN TRAFFIC FINES UNEXPECTEDLY THIS WEEK

AS IN GREATER THAN 600 TOTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE THAN A FUCKING PAYCHECK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE GOES MY FUCKING 21st BIRTHDAY PARTY AS WELL AS MY GIRLFRIENDS FUCKING BIRthday present.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on August 12, 2010, 01:52:26 AM
(http://inadawords.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/angry-panda.png)
WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH TODAY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 12, 2010, 03:30:32 AM
Give praise to Lord Ganesha, son of Shiva and Parvati, Ganapati Vinayaka Pillaiyar, He of the panchayatana puja!

Once goddess Parvati, while bathing, created a boy out of the dirt of her body and assigned him the task of guarding the entrance to her bathroom. When Shiva, her husband returned, he was surprised to find a stranger denying him access, and struck off the boy's head in rage. Parvati broke down in utter grief and to soothe her, Shiva sent out his gana to fetch the head of any sleeping being who was facing the north. The company found a sleeping elephant and brought back its severed head, which was then attached to the body of the boy. Shiva restored its life and made him the pati of his troops. Hence his name 'Ganapati'. Shiva also bestowed a boon that people would worship him and invoke his name before undertaking any venture.


(http://bangalorepics.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/100_0039.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on August 12, 2010, 08:21:13 PM
(http://cdn.edu-search.com/uploads/BaconBenefits_infographic%283%29.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mrapplecastle on August 12, 2010, 09:43:02 PM
(http://eatthiscity.com/wp-content/upload/1266627342-fuck-off-jesus.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mrapplecastle on August 12, 2010, 09:52:52 PM
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p134/mrapplecastle/1281595667000.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on August 12, 2010, 11:21:13 PM
(http://www.leftycartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/immigration_blame2.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on August 13, 2010, 12:10:20 AM
Quote
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2499026/Pirate-holidays-to-really-kill-for.html
BLOODTHIRSTY tourists are paying £3,500 a day to join PIRATE-KILLING cruise ships.

They board private yachts secretly armed to the teeth with grenade launchers, AK47 machine guns and rockets.

Then they cruise slowly between Djibouti in Somalia to Mombasa in Kenya hoping to attract the attention of pirates.

If attacked, the Russian tourists - and ex-special forces troops who sail with them - open fire.

Yachtsman Vladimir Mironov said: "They are worse than the pirates - just paying to murder."

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2499026/Pirate-holidays-to-really-kill-for.html#ixzz0wSJizK2R

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on August 13, 2010, 10:28:05 PM
Related to the Worker's Soda and Comrade Lenin's Belorussian Fried Chicken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on August 23, 2010, 10:53:15 AM
Sitcom idea:

He's a Hasidic Jew. She's a male-to-female transsexual. They're both survivalist 9/11 truthers.

Presenting Me and the Trans-Shika, airing Mondays at 8 this fall on CTV.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on September 01, 2010, 11:27:35 PM
"Bubbling" - Mormon-safe titillation! (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127185813#post540646123)

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=bikini_h7plcp1oyaafjbxn8k7f.jpg) (http://shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=bikini_h7plcp1oyaafjbxn8k7f.jpg) (http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=bubbles_njmt70hg8oy56wp9qqon.jpg) (http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=bubbles_njmt70hg8oy56wp9qqon.jpg)

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=25557249_vh2odfwzx61ocijvedhh.jpg) (http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=25557249_vh2odfwzx61ocijvedhh.jpg) (http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=7copysi_hio6i7wgx7l5l72vhxtx.jpg) (http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=7copysi_hio6i7wgx7l5l72vhxtx.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 03, 2010, 03:36:55 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_blowing
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 03, 2010, 04:27:18 PM
This thread always makes me go :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on September 04, 2010, 07:12:54 AM
ATTN - ATTN

The PS3 has been cracked by hackers on steroids. (Who somehow found out how to clone a debug key...)

I am downloading many PS3 "backups" in case I ever am able to buy a used PS3 and use this.

This . . . is . . . CHAOS for Sony!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on September 04, 2010, 10:14:46 AM
Another thread had me browsing humandescent (http://www.humandescent.com/), so here's some image chaos.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3351/3206971665_34b801ac76.jpg) (http://www.humandescent.com/?p=114)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 04, 2010, 11:04:05 AM
ATTN - ATTN

The PS3 has been cracked by hackers on steroids. (Who somehow found out how to clone a debug key...)

I am downloading many PS3 "backups" in case I ever am able to buy a used PS3 and use this.

This . . . is . . . CHAOS for Sony!

Linkey dinkey?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 04, 2010, 02:09:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 04, 2010, 03:04:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE

WHAT........IN.......THE........FUCK????????

He'll be carrying hobbits on his shoulders before too long :o
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 04, 2010, 07:16:58 PM
http://www.energy-dimension.com/living-the-single-life-becoming-a-successful-single/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on September 04, 2010, 10:10:34 PM
ATTN - ATTN

The PS3 has been cracked by hackers on steroids. (Who somehow found out how to clone a debug key...)

I am downloading many PS3 "backups" in case I ever am able to buy a used PS3 and use this.

This . . . is . . . CHAOS for Sony!

Linkey dinkey?

look on any torrent site for "psgroove" or "ps3jailbreak"

you might need your own board to pull it off though
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 04, 2010, 10:26:12 PM
Thx I'll check it out. :)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on September 04, 2010, 11:49:00 PM
and uh, by that I mean you'll have to find a compatible circuit board to use the usb dongle with >>
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 05, 2010, 11:05:00 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=347_1283546955
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 06, 2010, 02:03:03 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=347_1283546955

That video would be better if the train were actually moving fast. As it was, the car only got its hood bent upwards.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on September 08, 2010, 04:01:12 PM
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10945046/police.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on September 08, 2010, 04:03:54 PM
Oh, and since no one here probably "gets" my sig...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3UyVylP7AI
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 09, 2010, 12:59:04 AM
Oh, and since no one here probably "gets" my sig...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3UyVylP7AI

Oh, I thought it was a Ridley Report thing.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 10, 2010, 02:39:24 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940954
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 12, 2010, 03:04:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPmjIXMFZnA
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 12, 2010, 02:46:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPmjIXMFZnA

Lol @ "Hey fat man, hide your drugs!" I'd be like, "thanks man."
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mrapplecastle on September 12, 2010, 11:03:23 PM
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p134/mrapplecastle/77421a01.jpg)
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p134/mrapplecastle/d06a5b6c.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 13, 2010, 12:11:38 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wb8bAl1P-N0/SD_w94R_2MI/AAAAAAAACXc/G6EEX5zfGjQ/s400/dildo+bike.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 15, 2010, 01:09:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdv_oNq81I

FUCK THAT.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 15, 2010, 08:35:56 PM
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6033/disga.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 15, 2010, 09:09:21 PM
btw, wtf is wrong with youtube embedding? Is it a FTL prob or a youtube prob? Is it on purpose? Can it be fixed? Is it the Bilderbergers? Is it the chemtrails?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 15, 2010, 11:02:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdv_oNq81I

FUCK THAT.

 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 16, 2010, 12:29:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdv_oNq81I

FUCK THAT.

This was inducing a mild panic attack.  I had to stop watching it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 16, 2010, 01:48:00 PM
NSFW http://blip.tv/file/1867688
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 16, 2010, 03:04:49 PM
NSFW http://blip.tv/file/1867688

That's a crazy person who learned how to make money at it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 16, 2010, 03:53:07 PM
NSFW http://blip.tv/file/1867688

That's a crazy person who learned how to make money at it.

Richard's dream date.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 16, 2010, 06:14:11 PM
NSFW http://blip.tv/file/1867688

That's a crazy person who learned how to make money at it.

Richard's dream date.

Oh snap it is! I dunno what his taste is for looks, but she's like, PERFECT for him.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 18, 2010, 04:28:14 PM
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3263/1284841528839.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 18, 2010, 10:27:32 PM
(http://www.funmunch.com/funpages/funny/stressed/4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mrapplecastle on September 18, 2010, 10:33:55 PM
game over.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on September 19, 2010, 07:34:11 PM
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3263/1284841528839.jpg)

fuck I remember those bumpers were SO great.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 19, 2010, 11:14:41 PM
(http://www.26friends.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cunt2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 22, 2010, 11:39:59 AM
(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/949/1285056967393.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rookie on September 22, 2010, 11:43:27 AM
CAUSE THE DASH DON'T BE SILENT!


:lol:
in her own round about eccentric sort of way, the woman would have a pretty good point.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on September 22, 2010, 02:10:59 PM
Le-a reminds me of this girl. She went to my High School.

http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6698505
Quote
MARIJUANA PEPSI
BELOIT, Wis. (AP) - You might think a name like Marijuana Pepsi
is right of out an old Cheech and Chong stoner flick. But Marijuana
Pepsi Sawyer is the real name of a Beloit, Wis., high school
teacher. An aunt remembers the name Marijuana Pepsi seemed to fit
right into the post-Woodstock era of the early 1970's. But Sawyer
says it was tough growing up with that name. She says from the
teacher taking attendance in class, to filling out paperwork, her
name is never ignored. Sawyer tells the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
people always think she's joking. While she's named Marijuana,
Sawyer says she's never touched the stuff herself.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 22, 2010, 02:20:10 PM
Le-a reminds me of this girl. She went to my High School.

http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6698505
Quote
MARIJUANA PEPSI
BELOIT, Wis. (AP) - You might think a name like Marijuana Pepsi
is right of out an old Cheech and Chong stoner flick. But Marijuana
Pepsi Sawyer is the real name of a Beloit, Wis., high school
teacher. An aunt remembers the name Marijuana Pepsi seemed to fit
right into the post-Woodstock era of the early 1970's. But Sawyer
says it was tough growing up with that name. She says from the
teacher taking attendance in class, to filling out paperwork, her
name is never ignored. Sawyer tells the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
people always think she's joking. While she's named Marijuana,
Sawyer says she's never touched the stuff herself.

Now shes a career adviser at UW-Whitewater. AKA she didnt make the right choices in making a career for herself, so now she can only find an on-campus job as an adviser, the only real requirement being having a degree.  When I was in college my advisor had a fucking Spanish degree. WTF
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 22, 2010, 02:49:00 PM
"Call me Mary Jane"
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 22, 2010, 03:18:49 PM
"Call me Mary Jane"

http://www.uww.edu/advising/aaec/welcome/staff/sawyer.html
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on September 22, 2010, 04:42:15 PM
Now shes a career adviser at UW-Whitewater. AKA she didnt make the right choices
Yep. Even the people who failed out of engineering school at Madison (as 2/3rds of them did) at least went on to get easy degrees in "business" or some other tripe... from Madison. Whitewater was the place for people who couldn't get into the Big U in the first place.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 22, 2010, 06:39:50 PM
http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 22, 2010, 09:16:52 PM
http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf

thats fucking impossible



and cool
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 23, 2010, 12:59:37 AM
http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf

thats fucking impossibleand cool

I cannot even understand how they make something like that. Frame by frame?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 23, 2010, 01:37:00 AM
http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf

thats fucking impossibleand cool

I cannot even understand how they make something like that. Frame by frame?

Nah, a bunch of people make a high resolution painting, and leave an empty spot in the middle, they hand off the image to the next artist, who makes another painting that fits into the empty space in the middle seamlessly, in the same rez, leaving another space in the middle, and repeat a bunch of times, and the last person sends their image back to the first person creating a loop.

That one used 88 separate high rez paintings. Then the flash file scales through each image (In or out) and blends them seamlessly as they scale. Because you're actually reducing, rather than enlarging, you lose no detail, and it looks like one image that is infinitely detailed.

It's a type of art form that can only exist digitally, which is freaking awesome.

Here's the original Zoomquilt - (The version I posted is the second piece.)

http://www.nikolaus-baumgarten.de/zoomquilt/zoomquilt.html
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 23, 2010, 01:50:12 AM
That's a salvia trip right there.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 23, 2010, 02:27:37 PM
That's a salvia trip right there.

Yes.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 23, 2010, 04:07:12 PM
wat http://www.pornoxo.com/videos/26042/two-gays-watch-interracial-fuck-.html

Really, it's more comedy than porn.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 27, 2010, 01:40:04 PM
http://www.break.com/index/woman-picks-nose-during-news-broadcast.html
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 27, 2010, 09:25:31 PM
http://www.break.com/index/woman-picks-nose-during-news-broadcast.html

Not only did she pick it........ she scarfed it down too :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 28, 2010, 08:49:36 AM
http://www.break.com/index/woman-picks-nose-during-news-broadcast.html

Not only did she pick it........ she scarfed it down too :lol:

I did it when I was a kid.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on September 28, 2010, 04:57:47 PM
http://www.break.com/index/woman-picks-nose-during-news-broadcast.html

Not only did she pick it........ she scarfed it down too :lol:

I did it when I was a kid.
Well already knew that
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 28, 2010, 06:03:00 PM
http://www.break.com/index/woman-picks-nose-during-news-broadcast.html

Not only did she pick it........ she scarfed it down too :lol:

I did it when I was a kid.
Well already knew that

Are you high, man?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 29, 2010, 04:50:23 PM
[youtube]VK3_qIJxw20[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 29, 2010, 06:22:15 PM
Henderson Castrating Tools

I love that it seems like a spoof and yet it's a totally serious advertisement.  The narrator speaks so calmly while they keep showing the brutal, gory details over and over.  Meanwhile, guys everywhere are screaming in agony at the sight.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on September 29, 2010, 08:18:21 PM
Henderson Castrating Tools
I love that
I cannot disagree more. I saw under 30 seconds and my balls hurt. Ouch.

Quote from: Tyrant King Josephus Boner LXIX link=topic=25106.msg615808#msg615808
Are you high, man?
[/quote
When I wrote that? Yes, I was.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 30, 2010, 09:12:47 AM
Do I have to hold your hand and tell you if this is safe for work or not, Denis?

http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on September 30, 2010, 11:47:35 AM
Do I have to hold your hand and tell you if this is safe for work or not, Denis?

http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/
1) Don't touch my hand, or any other part of me. I am pretty sure you have all manner of cooties.
2) I can tell by the URL it's NSFW  :roll:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on September 30, 2010, 03:02:34 PM
2) I can tell by the URL it's NSFW  :roll:

Congratulations.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on October 01, 2010, 03:26:28 PM
Quote from: Tyrant King Josephus Boner LXIX link=topic=25106.msg615808#msg615808
Are you high, man?
When I wrote that? Yes, I was.

They let you get high at work? Who knew they had such understanding policies?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on October 01, 2010, 05:56:00 PM
Quote from: Tyrant King Josephus Boner LXIX link=topic=25106.msg615808#msg615808
Are you high, man?
When I wrote that? Yes, I was.

They let you get high at work? Who knew they had such understanding policies?
I was working.
I was not at work.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on October 01, 2010, 07:36:06 PM
[youtube]PDXQsnkuBCM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on October 01, 2010, 08:01:33 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on October 01, 2010, 11:32:20 PM
Where is Zhwazi?

"Finally violated my dolphin puppet"

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=fWrxG-C827-
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on October 02, 2010, 01:40:18 AM
Where is Zhwazi?

"Finally violated my dolphin puppet"

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=fWrxG-C827-

 :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on October 03, 2010, 04:47:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/r3xcY.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 03, 2010, 05:05:29 PM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/r3xcY.jpg?t=1286139887)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on October 03, 2010, 05:07:21 PM
mmm
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on October 10, 2010, 01:44:10 AM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/4/2010/09/49f720f7ed7fc919f7640cb30d52622f/340x.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on October 10, 2010, 01:46:40 AM
Oh you crazy kids...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on October 10, 2010, 08:33:58 AM
Cause we ain't had enough 'darkie' humour around here......

Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs at DailyMotion (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x51ver_merrie-melodies-coal-black-and-de-s_shortfilms)

Ya gotta wonder if ANYONE on the staff said 'Uh, guys, this MIGHT bite us in the ass later. Shouldn't we reconsider?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on October 10, 2010, 09:25:18 AM
Oh christ, that is so bad.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on October 10, 2010, 03:19:56 PM
Have you ever seen the original movie version of The Wizard of Oz? It is a silent film that features a character named G. Howe Black. He is portrayed by an actor in black-face and is introduced by being caught by a farmer stealing watermelons in the middle of a field and taking big bites out of the slices. He was also portrayed as being lazy because he was supposed to be working, but decided to steal watermelons again.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on October 10, 2010, 03:55:25 PM
There is some thought that Mary Melodie of Tiny Toons (who is one of the lesser known of the 'Toons, which even generated a gag where she shows up 'Another cameo, another paycheck') is a modernization and reference to So White.

(http://www.angel-hare.com/acorn/tta/pic/misc/ms/MS_Mary.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on October 11, 2010, 02:34:30 AM
Picture this:

You're an industrialist, trying to modernize a backward planet and raise up standards of living through the use of technology, for the common good. One day, some of your industrial robots are blown up by a sentient, supersonic blue hedgehog. That's scary as fuck. Now, said hedgehog has it in his head that you're a monster who's turning animals into robots and wants to take over the world and oppress it, in large part because of all the steroids, speed, colloidal silver, and other assorted shit he's been taking in massive quantities for the past decade. You decide to see if you can't reason with the guy, but for your troubles you get assaulted, and your ride gets trashed beyond recognition.

So you decide to deal with this like you would with any other pest problems: You put out some traps, like spike pits, modify a couple of your robots with .22 rifles, etc. The way you'd deal with any rodent, really. Soon enough, the hedgehog gets himself impaled, and you're done. Or so you think. Soon after, despite having quite clearly been drained of his precious bodily fluids, he's back and trashing your robots again. Maybe the other one was some sort of decoy? No matter, you're taking this into your own hands. You modify your ride, mad max style, adding a couple of guns, some spikes, missile, slowly swinging giant balls, that kind of stuff. Then you roll. You meet the hedgehog and after a brief struggle where he manages to make one or two lucky hits on spots you haven't really bothered armoring, you make him into thin gruel. This time you're sure he's done for.

How wrong you are. Soon after, he's back. You can't believe it. You try to kill him yourself once more, but this time he seems to know where to strike. He seems to know when to strike. He seems to know when you'll strike. Once you realize that, you try to change your attack patterns, but it's too late, he's done enough damage to blow up your vehicle, and you barely escape with your life. For the next few days, he follows you, destroying everything you throw at him, and it's obvious he won't stop until he gets you. You can't sleep. You watch as he destroys everything you've done to help people: one after another, chemical plants, oil refineries, amusement parks, all you've built, gets blown up by this satanic, unholy, immortal demon from the deepest pits of hell. When you do manage to take him out, he's back within hours.

Eventually, as you're trying to escape to the one place where you think you're safe, space, he defeats one of your latest creation, and for the first time, you're face to face with him. There's no steel plate protecting you. There's no vertical distance. He's there, staring at you with those empty, demonic eyes.

You run like you've never run before. You just fucking run.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on October 11, 2010, 12:32:07 PM
Awesome post. OT, you do know about the Chaos Emeralds, yes?

[youtube]6ljvTET3mOQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on October 11, 2010, 12:35:06 PM
hey childrens, let's play a video game!  :)


RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

[youtube]hwvkRys93Iw#t=14s[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on October 17, 2010, 10:27:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/JLhMp.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on October 17, 2010, 06:38:24 PM
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5778/catgirltruthzo1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on October 18, 2010, 02:33:09 AM
[youtube]V2k2cxQbzmE[/youtube]



for Ian
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on October 19, 2010, 10:37:25 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK4Bh_arF-E[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mrapplecastle on October 20, 2010, 08:49:17 PM
(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/delprete-eulenspiegel-580x405.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on October 20, 2010, 11:55:11 PM
(http://i.somethingawful.com/u/elpintogrande/september10/wtfcontest/katie_drowvolleyball_big.png)

Drow volleyball anyone? :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on October 25, 2010, 06:25:08 PM
[youtube]_C7D-nGxSGE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on October 25, 2010, 11:06:06 PM
[youtube]OopwzJdfIak[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OopwzJdfIak
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on October 28, 2010, 01:15:51 AM
Josh Creighton: dude
Josh Creighton: why are you always against me?
YixilTesiphon: ...?
YixilTesiphon: I'm not
Josh Creighton: "Postcounts aren't necessary to remember who somebody is - you can always check their profile and their registration date. (Actually, Ian - what would you think of including registration dates in the box to the left instead of postcounts?)"
YixilTesiphon: that's my opinion
Josh Creighton: don't you think I already know that?
YixilTesiphon: yes
Josh Creighton: not that it's your opinion
Josh Creighton: but what you actually said
YixilTesiphon: yes, of course you know that
Josh Creighton: well, why are you going against my agenda?
YixilTesiphon: I don't give a shit what anybody else's agenda is besides my own
YixilTesiphon: you shouldn't either
Josh Creighton: I don't, but you're going against mine
Josh Creighton: there's a difference
Josh Creighton: I don't specifically go after your agendas
YixilTesiphon: what are my agendas?
Josh Creighton: whatever they are
Josh Creighton: but I don't purposely go after them
YixilTesiphon: no, I'm serious, because I'm making a point here
YixilTesiphon: what are they?
Josh Creighton: whatever they are...pursuing a degree in environmental engineering
YixilTesiphon: you're beating around the bush, I'm talking about on the bbs
Josh Creighton: none, as far as I can tell
YixilTesiphon: correct
Josh Creighton: and?
YixilTesiphon: it's stupid to have an agenda on the bbs
YixilTesiphon: do you really think Ian's going to listen to you?
Josh Creighton: nope
Josh Creighton: but as long as I can complain, I have a chance
YixilTesiphon: so what's the point?
Josh Creighton: even if it is small
Josh Creighton: what's the point in donating to Ron Paul?
YixilTesiphon: you're contributing to the best chance to drastically reduce the size of the federal government
Josh Creighton: right, and I'm trying to get my post count re-displayed
Josh Creighton: it's a consideration type thing
YixilTesiphon: well, I think postcounts are stupid. I'd like registration dates to be displayed.
Josh Creighton: so would I, along with my post count
Josh Creighton: why are you trying to limit my freedom?
Josh Creighton: I'd let you have whatever you want
YixilTesiphon: I'm not trying to limit your freedom, I'm saying that I think displaying postcounts is stupid
Josh Creighton: yeah, and Ian could take that to heart
YixilTesiphon: uhhuh...
Josh Creighton: meaning he wouldn't reconsider putting post counts back on our posts
Josh Creighton: leading to me being upset
Josh Creighton: why do you want to upset me?
YixilTesiphon: you're being retarded
YixilTesiphon: I didn't post that because of you
Josh Creighton: I know, but it will indirectly affect me
Josh Creighton: it's just a consequence of your actions
YixilTesiphon: so you take back that I'm trying to upset you?
Josh Creighton: you're not purposefully trying to upset me
YixilTesiphon: right. I'm stating my opinion on the issue in the appropriate thread. If that happens to conflict with yours, that doesn't make me a bad person or what I'm doing wrong
YixilTesiphon: it just means that we think differently about the issue
Josh Creighton: right, but there's a time and a place to voice your opinion...such as, not voicing it when it could possibly damage your friend
YixilTesiphon: dude
YixilTesiphon: we disagree about this issue
YixilTesiphon: I think the board would be better off without postcounts
YixilTesiphon: your opinion isn't superior to mine because it's yours
Josh Creighton: right, which is why I'm trying to figure out why you would voice your opinion if you know it's hurting me
YixilTesiphon: ...
YixilTesiphon: I just fucking said so
Josh Creighton: so you don't care if this indirectly affects me, is what you're saying?
YixilTesiphon: you do realize we're on equal ground, right?
Josh Creighton: yes, but you're creating a battle
YixilTesiphon: like if Ian decides he agrees with you, it affects me the same amount?
YixilTesiphon: you are asking me not to state my opinion because you stated yours first.
Josh Creighton: actually it doesn't, because I don't think you care about post counts as much as I do
YixilTesiphon: I don't. I care that people care about them.
Josh Creighton: sooo...other people caring about post counts affects you how?
Josh Creighton: that's what I thought
YixilTesiphon: sorry I was reading a thread
YixilTesiphon: it affects me bec;ause it creates an invalid hierarchy
Josh Creighton: how is it invalid?
YixilTesiphon: it implies that the quantity of somebody's posts has anything to do with their authority, while I say how long they've been on the BBS should
YixilTesiphon: anyways, I have a final tomorrow and need to study, I don't have time for BBS drama
Josh Creighton: so then why can't we have posts counts AND registration dates?
Josh Creighton: alright, BBS drama, eh?
YixilTesiphon: talk to you about this on friday once my finals are done
Josh Creighton: no
Josh Creighton: that's fine
YixilTesiphon: I don't get why you're making a mountain out of this molehill
Josh Creighton: seeya
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on October 28, 2010, 12:04:41 PM
Josh Creighton: dude
Josh Creighton: why are you always against me?

I just lost a crap ton of brain cells reading that.....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on October 28, 2010, 12:46:11 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d61_1287597995
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 28, 2010, 01:37:14 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d61_1287597995

He's cute.  I got turned on when he picked up the dildo with his mouth.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on October 28, 2010, 04:00:02 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d61_1287597995

He's cute.  I got turned on when he picked up the dildo with his mouth.
Civ Dis to the max!  Ew.  Not my style.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 29, 2010, 08:56:13 PM
WOW, they woulda beat the fuck out of him in the US and claimed he assaulted an officer with a deadly weapon. Kinder breed of thugs in Italy it seems.

Liked how the cop threw the dildo back in the basket as if to say "goddamn dildos........ they're everywhere!!" :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on October 30, 2010, 09:18:51 AM
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6135/dildo.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on October 31, 2010, 04:16:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-7EwXnHps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-7EwXnHps)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on October 31, 2010, 07:33:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-7EwXnHps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-7EwXnHps)

hawt
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 01, 2010, 12:09:51 PM
Masters of Horror: Peter Medak: The Washingtonians (http://movies.netflix.com/Movie/Masters-of-Horror-Peter-Medak-The-Washingtonians/70075517?trkid=191776#height1615)

Director Peter Medak rewrites history in unimaginable ways by proposing that George Washington -- the celebrated father of our country -- was actually a homicidal maniac. Originally released as an episode of the "Masters of Horror" series, this chilling tale takes poetic license in exploring the roots of the Washington family tree, even positing that the former president used those trademark wooden teeth for eating something other than all-American apple pie.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Major Jizz on November 06, 2010, 10:08:34 PM
Masters of Horror: Peter Medak: The Washingtonians (http://movies.netflix.com/Movie/Masters-of-Horror-Peter-Medak-The-Washingtonians/70075517?trkid=191776#height1615)

Director Peter Medak rewrites history in unimaginable ways by proposing that George Washington -- the celebrated father of our country -- was actually a homicidal maniac. Originally released as an episode of the "Masters of Horror" series, this chilling tale takes poetic license in exploring the roots of the Washington family tree, even positing that the former president used those trademark wooden teeth for eating something other than all-American apple pie.

I bet you "Honest Abe" was a cannibal.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on November 10, 2010, 09:42:08 PM
http://www.efukt.com/20786_Endless_Orgasm_Causes_Brain_Damage.html
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 11, 2010, 12:01:48 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-MqaCCbDco[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 11, 2010, 12:13:08 AM
http://www.wimp.com/webcameffects/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 14, 2010, 02:05:29 AM
Quote from: Wikipedia
Doug Roth: A reporter for Nova Express. He is present at Dr. Manhattan's interview with Ted Koppel and reveals that several of his coworkers died of cancer, presumably from Manhattan. This leads to Manhattan's self-imposed exile on Mars. Roth was played by John Shaw in the film.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on November 14, 2010, 05:48:34 PM

(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/sticks.png) (http://"http://www.explosm.net/comics/2233/")
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://"http://www.explosm.net/")
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 15, 2010, 12:56:11 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOBCMoDGGZU[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOBCMoDGGZU
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on November 15, 2010, 03:36:17 PM
wat
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on November 15, 2010, 09:49:43 PM
That was rather chaotic, but they actually managed to get some boobs in there.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 16, 2010, 08:40:30 AM
That was rather chaotic, but they actually managed to get some boobs in there.

Oh yeah.  I probably posted it in the wrong thread.  I should have posted it in the infamous boobs thread.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 18, 2010, 12:22:03 PM
http://files.myfrogbag.com/60e3kq/SKEET_FIGHTER.swf
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 21, 2010, 08:53:29 PM
Dirty Jobs guy reminisces about chewing off sheep testicles, and gives a pretty good speech overall.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-udsIV4Hmc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2010, 05:25:28 PM
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE I DON'T EVEN

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=cO3hy_n1r3s1gloo1m0f6p1prk.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 28, 2010, 03:23:19 PM
12 min short film (+ credits = 15) about brothers in love.  I'm intrigued that someone was bold enough to make a film like it, but aside from the subject material, it's pretty cliche.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcuzwj_starcrossed-gay-shorts_shortfilms
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on November 30, 2010, 11:05:13 PM


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPpI2ev7AeU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on December 01, 2010, 03:19:46 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=154510_10150334794190591_54571_j8rxm02ayxooxecih67m.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 05, 2010, 11:06:39 AM
(http://cachecdn.muffia.com/itsreal/tour/double_duty/double_duty-6.thumb.jpg) :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on December 05, 2010, 03:16:08 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EGHWxtylyQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: voodoo on December 06, 2010, 02:59:10 AM
CG's a bitch.

(http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af4/DandyJim/42bb61355dc0d0e0a16663678bc924e9.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on December 07, 2010, 11:38:08 AM
this made my brain hurt a little.

http://www.wimp.com/holographicmap/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on December 07, 2010, 05:46:18 PM
this made my brain hurt a little.

http://www.wimp.com/holographicmap/

Nice!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: voodoo on December 11, 2010, 05:54:09 PM
This video.  This thread.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d7a_1292014770
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on December 12, 2010, 02:29:32 AM
(http://cdn.nextround.net/upcoming/thumbs/2010/10/05/Whoever-Said-Dogs-Shouldnt-Take-Acid-485.jpg)

My fellow BBSers,

I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.

Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.

Not too many more pages left...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on December 12, 2010, 09:28:40 AM
After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.
Fuck, I didn't know about that.
That would suck cause this thread is the best one except for the bubis.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LOtXtfMLZ8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 12, 2010, 10:48:04 AM
After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.
Fuck, I didn't know about that.
That would suck cause this thread is the best one except for the bubis.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LOtXtfMLZ8[/youtube]
Ahahah awesome!  How is this still on youtube?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 14, 2010, 09:55:57 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8a6BJT2cc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 15, 2010, 06:21:54 PM
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

(http://www.cookingwithcum.com/images/natural_harvest_front_cover.jpg) (http://www.cookingwithcum.com/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on December 15, 2010, 10:21:23 PM
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

(http://www.cookingwithcum.com/images/natural_harvest_front_cover.jpg) (http://www.cookingwithcum.com/)


That would be like 40 million babies per bite.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 16, 2010, 11:33:15 AM
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
 (http://www.cookingwithcum.com/)

Such a boon.  Been saving up.  Got two 40-gallon drums to do something with.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on December 16, 2010, 11:08:41 PM

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

(http://www.cookingwithcum.com/images/natural_harvest_front_cover.jpg) (http://www.cookingwithcum.com/)


I wish it was possible to "un-see" things. This is going to haunt me for quite some time.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on December 19, 2010, 08:07:03 PM
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/13/16/enhanced-buzz-17471-1279054452-6.jpg)

Quote
The 20 Worst Mel Gibson Rant Quotes (Presented By Kittens)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-13-worst-mel-gibson-rant-quotes-presented-by
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: voodoo on December 25, 2010, 09:06:21 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jycmZH8js0s[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on December 29, 2010, 10:52:47 AM
KITTAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: voodoo on December 30, 2010, 02:20:30 AM
Theft.  Priceless.

(http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/funny-car-photos-that-is-priceless.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on December 30, 2010, 12:20:46 PM
It amazes me that cars like that retain their windows, what with all these rocks flying about through the air and all.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 06, 2011, 04:36:58 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWK-iyC5oPc[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWK-iyC5oPc
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 06, 2011, 04:40:16 AM
Chris Campanioni

(http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/misc/ChrisCampanioni/images/pic01.jpg) (http://www.google.com/images?q=Chris+Campanioni)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 06, 2011, 04:40:47 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CccPPDe2JU[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CccPPDe2JU
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 06, 2011, 04:44:04 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv2oCXbW4r0[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv2oCXbW4r0
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 06, 2011, 10:41:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv2oCXbW4r0
Dale,

Thank you.

That is the best damn 30 minutes I've spent in a long, long time.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 06, 2011, 11:57:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv2oCXbW4r0
Dale,

Thank you.

That is the best damn 30 minutes I've spent in a long, long time.

I haven't actually watched it yet but it's on my To-Do list.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: voodoo on January 06, 2011, 02:33:53 PM
It's entertaining, but full of factual inaccuracies and open calls for violence.
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Post by: BonerJoe on January 06, 2011, 03:08:00 PM
WE DUN COME FROM DAT SHIT

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9a4_1294328176
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Post by: sillyperson on January 06, 2011, 03:13:22 PM
It's entertaining, but full of factual inaccuracies and open calls for violence.
Like FTL....?
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Post by: dalebert on January 06, 2011, 03:29:42 PM
Like FTL....?

Factual inaccuracies are frequently admitted to but when did you hear open calls for violence on FTL?
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Post by: Fred on January 06, 2011, 03:35:25 PM
WE DUN COME FROM DAT SHIT

that's freakin hilarious - he could've just kicked his old man's ass instead of taking that whippin.


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Post by: dalebert on January 08, 2011, 01:15:02 PM
(http://boytaur.net/seven.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on January 08, 2011, 01:29:17 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l81hJ7PkJg[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l81hJ7PkJg
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Post by: dalebert on January 08, 2011, 01:29:48 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwfdTndbNfA[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwfdTndbNfA
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Post by: dalebert on January 08, 2011, 01:42:55 PM
Rammstein - Mann Gegen Mann  (http://vimeo.com/12071936)
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Post by: dalebert on January 09, 2011, 10:06:23 AM
NSFW NSFYP (not safe for your pussy)

http://www.octopusgirl.com/
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Post by: dalebert on January 09, 2011, 01:07:40 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lkRqa_ifi8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lkRqa_ifi8
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 09, 2011, 01:27:13 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbbZeFyhaY4[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbbZeFyhaY4
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 09, 2011, 01:34:34 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbl78cj5vM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbl78cj5vM
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Post by: anarchir on January 09, 2011, 02:11:30 PM
Whoah cool.
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Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on January 10, 2011, 10:25:32 PM
:shock:

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1d/Furryballs.gif)
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Post by: voodoo on January 11, 2011, 12:04:09 AM
Your video editing skills are irrelevant.

http://vimeo.com/13788278
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Post by: dalebert on January 12, 2011, 02:42:36 PM
(http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/567/1294801106139.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 12, 2011, 08:22:35 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttwC79n3CfA[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttwC79n3CfA

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49EgCyb7C_s[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49EgCyb7C_s
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Post by: dalebert on January 12, 2011, 08:26:17 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfVpuywVZ5Q[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfVpuywVZ5Q
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on January 12, 2011, 10:44:13 PM
palinherpderp (http://palinherpderp.ytmnd.com/)
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Post by: dalebert on January 13, 2011, 11:09:53 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on January 13, 2011, 11:26:24 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945523
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 14, 2011, 02:41:22 PM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2yvkm6q.gif)

(http://i52.tinypic.com/2e0v61z.gif)
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Post by: Fred on January 14, 2011, 02:50:23 PM
suckin on the mind?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on January 15, 2011, 01:34:00 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2f3_1294984144
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 15, 2011, 10:27:22 PM
(http://www.screenshine.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/marcel-walldorf-pinklende-petra.jpg)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 17, 2011, 09:36:02 PM
Have you ever seen something that made you feel embarrassed even though you had nothing to do with it at all? Thats how this makes me feel.


"SARAH PALINS COMING SOUTH TO HUNT SOME SKUNK (weed?)!!!"  HOOOAAAHHH!!!


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhMepzqJvIw&feature=player_embedded#![/youtube]


Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on January 17, 2011, 10:19:31 PM
These creepy folks and Palin belong together - and, yea that is embarassing!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on January 19, 2011, 11:57:31 AM
(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2292/ameripride.jpg)

BOOYAH!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Pod99966 on January 19, 2011, 12:06:28 PM
(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2292/ameripride.jpg)

Where did you get that old picture of me? I don't have the mustash anymore.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on January 20, 2011, 02:31:19 AM
http://s734.photobucket.com/albums/ww344/usttobee50/?action=view&current=a_cool-way-to-go-to-school.mp4
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on January 21, 2011, 05:05:53 PM
Walked by a co-workers desk and lol'd

(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4126/imagejpeg953.jpg)
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Post by: anarchir on January 21, 2011, 10:28:59 PM
That code still works on a number of websites, even facebook.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on January 23, 2011, 11:33:19 AM
that's a hacking code?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on January 23, 2011, 01:50:13 PM
More like a video game cheat code that has grown in popularity.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 23, 2011, 02:30:20 PM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/graterslide.jpg?t=1295810960)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on January 25, 2011, 02:47:08 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs076.snc6/168682_1812184341444_1145081319_32256223_5682349_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 25, 2011, 03:37:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aMXcj.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 25, 2011, 04:50:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aMXcj.jpg)

Thats exactly what the Faith-Freak-Bible-Conservative types should be using as their ad campaign poster boy.
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Post by: dalebert on January 25, 2011, 05:57:48 PM
I'd do him.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2011, 10:13:14 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_vVZdKsrWo[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_vVZdKsrWo
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Post by: John Shaw on January 26, 2011, 07:35:01 PM
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/65621-6/Sinking_blooper.gif)
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Post by: BonerJoe on January 26, 2011, 08:08:45 PM
lolol
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on January 26, 2011, 08:19:58 PM
Did you make that gif yourself off of some video you saw :)
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Post by: hellbilly on January 26, 2011, 09:39:20 PM
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/65621-6/Sinking_blooper.gif)

 :)
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Post by: John Shaw on January 27, 2011, 07:26:44 AM
(http://spaceghetto.org/images/handgedud.gif)
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Post by: anarchir on January 28, 2011, 01:34:09 AM
I stumbled on this shitty picdump, but look at the third photo down! Our very own free stater himself. Guess I have to go out and get a costume if it actually reaches audiences :)

http://bank.imgdumpr.com/index.php/wtf/unexplainable-15-pics/
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Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2011, 02:12:54 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvbaRGgJzVw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvbaRGgJzVw
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2011, 08:00:49 AM
My creations

(http://i52.tinypic.com/2qn06l2.jpg)

(http://i55.tinypic.com/el5usl.jpg)

(http://i52.tinypic.com/6ef490.jpg)
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Post by: alaric89 on January 28, 2011, 03:04:02 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wacflk6uelE[/youtube]
This looks seriously fucked up. You have been warned.
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Post by: sillyperson on January 28, 2011, 05:47:41 PM
I believe that is a dupe from earlier in this thread. Disturbing.
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Post by: hellbilly on January 28, 2011, 05:58:44 PM
I stumbled on this shitty picdump, but look at the third photo down! Our very own free stater himself. Guess I have to go out and get a costume if it actually reaches audiences :)

http://bank.imgdumpr.com/index.php/wtf/unexplainable-15-pics/

Like.
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Post by: dalebert on January 29, 2011, 02:58:23 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK5yHqPXJ6A[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK5yHqPXJ6A
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: voodoo on January 29, 2011, 05:08:42 PM
Bill O's trollin'!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyHzhtARf8M[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 29, 2011, 08:53:54 PM
This just might awaken Cthulhu all by itself:

(https://7chan.org/fag/src/129591534994.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on January 29, 2011, 08:54:23 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKCvhTaLyqQ[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKCvhTaLyqQ
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Post by: dalebert on January 31, 2011, 01:09:58 AM
[12:52:21 AM] Dale Everett: OMG.  I thought <censored> was hot until I realized he's retarded.
[12:52:38 AM] Dale Everett: http://www.facebook.com/<censored>?notif_t=feed_comment_reply
[12:52:48 AM] Dale Everett: Well, okay.  He's still hot.
[12:52:56 AM] Dale Everett: I could fuck a retard.
[12:54:00 AM] Dale Everett: Someone's gonna quote that out of context when I run for president some day.
[12:56:47 AM] Jay D.: dale, there's no way you're running for prez
[12:59:35 AM] Dale Everett: HOw do you know?
[12:59:39 AM] Dale Everett: I could win
[12:59:48 AM] Dale Everett: I could totally be the boss of everybody
[12:59:54 AM] Dale Everett: I would boss you around arbitrarily
[1:00:15 AM] Jay D.: could you be a bottom and be prez
[1:00:21 AM] Dale Everett: I would fuck erbody's shit up
[1:00:40 AM] Jay D.: dale, youd get grey hair
[1:00:45 AM] Jay D.: there's no way you're putting up with that
[1:00:48 AM] Jay D.: and wrinkles
[1:00:59 AM] Dale Everett: You're presuming I would give a shit about stuph
[1:01:08 AM] Dale Everett: I woudl just fuck erbody's shit up.  That's all.
[1:01:11 AM] Jay D.: how many houseboys would you have
[1:01:22 AM] Dale Everett: Dood...
[1:01:34 AM] Jay D.: would they be...white?
[1:01:37 AM] Jay D.: teehee
[1:01:38 AM] Dale Everett: I woudl have a bed made of houseboys all stacked up and interlaced, so they're bottoms were like the mattress.
[1:01:46 AM] Jay D.: lol
[1:01:57 AM] Dale Everett: It would be a bed of ass, like the perfect bed ever.
[1:02:15 AM] Dale Everett: And I would sleep facedown on my stomach with my face in ass.
[1:02:25 AM] Dale Everett: And when one ass gets too warm, I would switch asses.
[1:02:57 AM] Dale Everett: I would have all my houseboys' bodies waxed, tattoed, and oiled.
[1:03:41 AM] Jay D.: standards
[1:03:55 AM] Dale Everett: I don't know.  I'm thinking Sultan.
[1:04:01 AM] Dale Everett: President is kind of ghetto.  You know?
[1:04:13 AM] Jay D.: lol
[1:04:19 AM] Jay D.: slutan
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Post by: dalebert on January 31, 2011, 01:27:28 AM
OMG, I'm so embarrassed.



I just realized I used "they're" instead of "their".
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Post by: Rodeen on January 31, 2011, 01:59:14 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwccqhc8_5o[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on January 31, 2011, 09:19:30 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3zugtxnfcA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 31, 2011, 10:53:19 AM
The Faggiest Vampire, a Children's Story

(http://tiltedworld.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/FAGGIESTVAMPIRE.jpg) (http://tiltedworld.org/2010/04/14/the-faggiest-vampire/)

A book overview:

    Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there stands the faggiest gothic castle that any mortal being has ever seen. Living in this ancient faggy castle is none other than the well-renowned vampire, Dargoth Van Gloomfang.

    The citizenry of Broodsarrow sure has its share of faggy vampires, but old Dargoth has always been by far the faggiest of them all. That is, until a new vampire came to town. A younger, hippper vampire. One that emits such a grand amount of fagginess that one cannot help but be completely overwhelmed by his presence.

    Now Dargoth Van Gloomfang must figure out a way to out-shine this young newcomer if he wishes to ever reclaim his throne as . . . the faggiest vampire.
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Post by: voodoo on January 31, 2011, 02:18:47 PM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/01/man-claims-glaxo-drug-gay-sex-addict/
Quote
A French father-of-two is to take GlaxoSmithKline to court on Tuesday, alleging the British firm's drug to treat Parkinson's disease turned him into a gay sex and gambling addict.

The 51-year-old's lawyers say their client's behaviour changed radically after he was first administered the drug in 2003 for the illness, which causes tremors, slows movement and disrupts speech.

Didier Jambart, a married father-of-two who says he has attempted suicide three times, claims he became addicted to Internet gambling, losing the family's savings and stealing to feed his habit.

He also became a compulsive gay sex addict and began exposing himself on the Internet and cross-dressing. His risky sexual encounters led to him being raped, his lawyers said.

The behaviour stopped when he stopped taking the drugs in 2005 but by then he had been demoted in his defence ministry job and was suffering from psychological trauma resulting from his addictions, his lawyers said.

The plaintiff is seeking a total of 450,000 euros ($610,000) in damages from Glaxo, which he accuses of selling a "defective" drug, and from his neurologist for having failed to properly inform him about the drug.

The drug, Requip, has been known for years to have undesired side effects but a warning only appeared on its package insert in 2006, his lawyers said.

Glaxo said it did not wish to comment on the case.
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Post by: hellbilly on January 31, 2011, 04:44:43 PM
The Faggiest Vampire, a Children's Story

(http://tiltedworld.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/FAGGIESTVAMPIRE.jpg) (http://tiltedworld.org/2010/04/14/the-faggiest-vampire/)

A book overview:

    Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there stands the faggiest gothic castle that any mortal being has ever seen. Living in this ancient faggy castle is none other than the well-renowned vampire, Dargoth Van Gloomfang.

    The citizenry of Broodsarrow sure has its share of faggy vampires, but old Dargoth has always been by far the faggiest of them all. That is, until a new vampire came to town. A younger, hippper vampire. One that emits such a grand amount of fagginess that one cannot help but be completely overwhelmed by his presence.

    Now Dargoth Van Gloomfang must figure out a way to out-shine this young newcomer if he wishes to ever reclaim his throne as . . . the faggiest vampire.

I have Mellick's Choose Your Own Adventure book for adults. It's pretty good.
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Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on February 02, 2011, 10:56:27 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xnWYx8YK8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xnWYx8YK8
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Post by: Fred on February 02, 2011, 11:06:54 AM
That was funny as shit!
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Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2011, 11:17:58 AM
(https://7chan.org/men/src/129674183457.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2011, 11:47:15 AM
(https://7chan.org/fag/src/129651076924.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2011, 12:13:18 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/141jj0p.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on February 04, 2011, 03:18:40 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj0GZQdCct8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 05, 2011, 03:33:48 PM
(https://7chan.org/fag/src/129436471583.jpg)
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Post by: alaric89 on February 05, 2011, 05:55:30 PM
Yeah... thanks for that Dale.  :?
I don't want to offend anybody, I really am curious. Why are so many gay people attracted to, and try to look like the opposite sex? I see a lot of bull dykes and feminised gay men in real life and I honestly don't get it, commen sense would tell me lesbians would like and try to be very feminine and the gay men would try to look and be masculine.
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Post by: sillyperson on February 05, 2011, 06:49:15 PM
Yeah Neal, Dale... youse guys are doin teh Gay wrongz
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: LTKoblinsky on February 05, 2011, 09:14:21 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es9ryyMjjQM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 06, 2011, 08:42:01 AM
Yeah Neal, Dale... youse guys are doin teh Gay wrongz

LOL!  I s'pose just like there is a sliding scale of sexual orientation commonly referred to as the Kinsey Scale, there is probably also a sliding scale of transgenderism-- feeling like you don't fit into a traditional gender role or just don't feel constrained to adhere to societal expectations about how men and women are supposed to act and dress, respectively.  There are straight guys who seem more feminine than many gay guys and there are straight women who don't wear make-up or pretty themselves up very much.

Call into today's show between Noon and 2pm and we could talk about it (603-435-1105).  Buzz of the infamous Big Gay Dance Party at Porcfest will be on as guest co-host.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 06, 2011, 09:19:18 AM
Buzz of the infamous Big Gay Dance Party at Porcfest will be on as guest co-host.
Buzz is cool
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Post by: dalebert on February 07, 2011, 08:32:05 AM
(https://7chan.org/men/src/129703306638.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 07, 2011, 08:32:47 AM
(https://7chan.org/men/src/129705039514.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 07, 2011, 09:19:50 AM
(https://7chan.org/men/src/129693683815.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 07, 2011, 11:46:47 AM
(https://7chan.org/men/src/129693683815.jpg)
I'm no glad these images didn't load
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Post by: anarchir on February 07, 2011, 03:11:58 PM
(https://7chan.org/men/src/129705039514.gif)
Reminds me of a salvia trip I had once.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 07, 2011, 03:37:56 PM
Reminds me of a salvia trip I had once.


Acid + shrooms. Helluva combo. Hey, I was in college. Oh yeah, there was pot, too.
(http://i.pbase.com/o6/17/20117/1/92205862.hslvxTkY.MilknHoney.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on February 09, 2011, 05:50:14 PM
http://www.aolhealth.com/2010/11/03/mom-in-spain-happy-her-10-year-old-gave-birth/?ncid=txtlnkusheal00000002
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 09, 2011, 08:56:43 PM
Well, apparently there was grass on the field....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 09, 2011, 09:28:19 PM
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7jc8ny3lo1qc0m6fo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2011, 01:01:42 AM
(http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/magic_that_ass.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 10, 2011, 02:41:27 AM
(http://www.greaterthings.com/Lexicon/H/HarryPotter/harry_potter_fans.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2011, 09:05:43 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX2L4b384-8[/youtube]

This just goes to confirm my theory that "dog people" are really insecure, specifically the ones who love dogs and can't stand cats.  "Cat people" (the inverse) probably have their own issues, of course.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: LTKoblinsky on February 10, 2011, 01:40:45 PM
Oh why do I click on this thread from my work computer (lunch break)?! Especially since I know Dalebert and Marmenthol are posting.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2011, 02:05:06 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NltmFRYN9os[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 10, 2011, 03:12:48 PM
^LOL! Bird Watching Klub.....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on February 10, 2011, 05:48:06 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5r-Ch0rhRo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 10, 2011, 08:34:49 PM
Oh why do I click on this thread from my work computer (lunch break)?! Especially since I know Dalebert and Marmenthol are posting.

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c4/Hobosex.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 10, 2011, 08:38:17 PM
Okay, I just barfed in my mouth......
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2011, 11:39:08 PM
Okay, I just barfed in my mouth......

Is that a fetish for you?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 10, 2011, 11:43:29 PM
Okay, I just barfed in my mouth......

Is that a fetish for you?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Roman_shower
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: LTKoblinsky on February 10, 2011, 11:53:45 PM
Okay, I just barfed in my mouth......

Is that a fetish for you?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Roman_shower
You are one post away from the ignore feature (if I can find it)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2011, 12:14:12 AM
You are one post away from the ignore feature (if I can find it)

It probably makes better sense to just ignore this thread.

There are a couple of enhancements I'd like to write for forum software if I can ever get around to it.  One is a sort of enhanced ignore feature.  Ignores any threads started by people you're ignoring and also keeps their posts from being visible AT ALL instead of showing "You are ignoring this person" and "Don't think about pink elephants!".

Another is a troll meter that allows everyone with > X weeks and > Y posts to vote on whether any particular user is a troll and they can change their one vote (per user) at any time.  The number of troll votes a person has would show up by every post near their handle.  Each user can then change a setting that auto-ignores anyone with a troll rating greater than that value.  The mods would choose a default setting so certain users with a high troll rating would not show up for new visitors unless and until they adjusted their troll tolerance setting.  They would ideally be informed of this by some intro thread if they bother to read the rules of the forum and what-not so they could change it right away.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: LTKoblinsky on February 11, 2011, 12:29:27 AM
You are one post away from the ignore feature (if I can find it)

It probably makes better sense to just ignore this thread.

There are a couple of enhancements I'd like to write for forum software if I can ever get around to it.  One is a sort of enhanced ignore feature.  Ignores any threads started by people you're ignoring and also keeps their posts from being visible AT ALL instead of showing "You are ignoring this person" and "Don't think about pink elephants!".

Another is a troll meter that allows everyone with > X weeks and > Y posts to vote on whether any particular user is a troll and they can change their one vote (per user) at any time.  The number of troll votes a person has would show up by every post near their handle.  Each user can then change a setting that auto-ignores anyone with a troll rating greater than that value.  The mods would choose a default setting so certain users with a high troll rating would not show up for new visitors unless and until they adjusted their troll tolerance setting.  They would ideally be informed of this by some intro thread if they bother to read the rules of the forum and what-not so they could change it right away.


It isn't just this thread where he's caused facepalms and gag reflexes. BTW, those are all great ideas.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 11, 2011, 01:00:08 AM
Okay, I just barfed in my mouth......

Is that a fetish for you?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Roman_shower
You are one post away from the ignore feature (if I can find it)

should be right under my name on the left side of the window

also if you're looking for stuff that won't make you gag or offend you, maybe you should not be in this fucking thread

or on this message board, period
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 11, 2011, 02:58:31 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxHunY_LaZA&feature=related[/youtube]

I thought this comment was particularly funny:

I like the part where the cat said "GIMME 209 POUNDS OF CATNIP OR I RIP THE FUCKING WOLF'S HEAD OFF," that was great
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2011, 10:03:26 AM
NSFW Pic (http://imgur.com/IeaP7)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 11, 2011, 10:08:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/WgEIR.jpg)

:lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2011, 10:17:44 AM
NSFW Pic (http://i.imgur.com/J0ZkS.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 12, 2011, 01:51:45 PM
(http://transgirldiaries.com/comics/2011-01-31-0048.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 12, 2011, 02:29:04 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVV5scxtWj0[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVV5scxtWj0
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on February 13, 2011, 03:16:02 PM
(http://www.dudes411.com/humor/HumorSesameStreet.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 15, 2011, 10:06:10 AM
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc259/bakamen/dnserror.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on February 15, 2011, 10:47:36 AM
 :?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on February 15, 2011, 03:58:11 PM
Obviously the sign was photoshopped in but whaaaaaaa.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 15, 2011, 05:10:57 PM
Obviously the sign was photoshopped in but whaaaaaaa.

it's from haiti after the quake

silly negroes
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 16, 2011, 04:29:15 PM
My new response to assholes who tell me 'Move to Somalia if you hate government so much'....

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m77/Brooklyn_Red_Leg/Poster-NorthKorea.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on February 16, 2011, 10:25:57 PM
(http://robbdavis.com/sites/default/files/images/2010-01-20%20iris-schiefferstein.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 16, 2011, 10:35:14 PM
NSFW Image (http://imgur.com/cRyty)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 16, 2011, 11:39:55 PM
NSFW Image (http://imgur.com/cRyty)

Blergh. That was totally wrong.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2011, 12:26:30 PM
Can't figure out how to embed this.  It's not YouTube.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/02/jesus_is_back_and_from_space_and_a_robot_and_also.php
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2011, 12:27:42 PM
NSFW Image (http://imgur.com/cRyty)

Blergh. That was totally wrong.

Dood...  If you click a link labeled "NSFW Pic", you deserve whatever happens.  It's like going to a blind date from a Craigslist ad.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2011, 02:41:38 PM
Super hot NSFW pic (http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1297966239818.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2011, 02:54:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KI1ZU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 17, 2011, 03:12:36 PM
Dood...  If you click a link labeled "NSFW Pic", you deserve whatever happens.  It's like going to a blind date from a Craigslist ad.

LOL!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2011, 03:29:19 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1297721705588.jpg)
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1297736342452.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 17, 2011, 03:59:00 PM
Super hot NSFW pic (http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1297966239818.jpg)

that's just nws

... don't stop now
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2011, 09:54:48 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1295231969843.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2011, 10:26:34 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1296533861386.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on February 17, 2011, 10:30:44 PM
Here I come to save us from the rod and nuts. :)

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/12/feliciaday2a.jpg)

(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID18880/images/FeliciaDay-BuiBrothers.jpg)

(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/felicia-day.jpg)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: LTKoblinsky on February 17, 2011, 11:34:57 PM
Here I come to save us from the rod and nuts. :)

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/12/feliciaday2a.jpg)

(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID18880/images/FeliciaDay-BuiBrothers.jpg)

(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/felicia-day.jpg)



Hooray for the Green Bastard!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2011, 11:45:51 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1296431717979.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2011, 11:56:55 PM
(http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_570xN.177645133.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on February 18, 2011, 12:11:47 AM
(http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_570xN.177645133.jpg)

OMG. This is fantastic.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on February 18, 2011, 12:33:42 AM
OK, some more cockandnuts.

(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3623/mikenessf.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 12:36:36 AM
OMG. This is fantastic.

You ain't seen nuthin' yet.  Check dis out.

http://www.popthatzit.com/2009/10/the-best-back-zit/

Credit goes to Bonjerjoe for the find.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on February 18, 2011, 01:31:56 AM
More relief, from the ballzensax.

(http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/98588159.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921A343B2C87A49D8F513A1C0B46161A6FB65B114A7EA185698F5617802D5D19606E30A760B0D811297)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Ellie_Kemper_photo_by_Josephine_Sittenfeld.jpg/200px-Ellie_Kemper_photo_by_Josephine_Sittenfeld.jpg)


(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3137/2767636171_a65df0470e.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on February 18, 2011, 02:23:29 AM
What is she from, besides The Office?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 07:31:23 AM
(http://www.navycs.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/enlist-navy.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 18, 2011, 07:47:46 AM
Will somebody please get Dale laid so he stops pushing pen0rx on the rest of us?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on February 18, 2011, 08:36:38 AM
What is she from, besides The Office?

The first gal is Felicia Day from The Guild, Dr Horribles Singalong Blog, Dollhouse and a few of my repeating dreams :), the second is Ellie Kemper. I am not sure if Ellie has been in anything big besides the office. I think she has been on Demetri Martin's Important Things a few times.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 10:28:55 AM
Will somebody please get Dale laid so he stops pushing pen0rx on the rest of us?

My motives for posting here are mostly driven by weirdness and curiosity, whether the post is sexual or not.  That's what seems to suit this thread.  The real Dale-needs-to-get-laid thread is over here (http://anti-state.com/forum/index.php?board=3;action=display;threadid=19920;start=140).
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 18, 2011, 10:39:55 AM
Will somebody please get Dale laid so he stops pushing pen0rx on the rest of us?

I'm working on getting in contact with Dolph Ludgren's people in Hollywood, but they need some 8x10 glossies of Dale's bunghole for this mad experiment to go any further.

I'm just the messenger. Dont shoot me.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 11:25:09 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1295469388815.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 11:26:38 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1296666821949.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 18, 2011, 11:49:27 AM
Will somebody please get Dale laid so he stops pushing pen0rx on the rest of us?

Well, we could always do a Chip-in to get him an hour's time from an escort. Only have to check Backpage.com and find one that he likes. :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 11:53:00 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1296596084866.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 04:48:21 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1296416420284.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 06:18:53 PM
This is the NVC guy.  :)

(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1296074161317.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 06:24:24 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1295583491546.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 06:25:30 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1295562144406.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 06:26:49 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1295405765332.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on February 18, 2011, 06:54:55 PM
OK, some more cockandnuts.

(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3623/mikenessf.jpg)

Last time I saw Ness he was gettin' a beer belly, receded hairline and all that. Heard SD has a new album coming out though..
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on February 18, 2011, 09:17:26 PM
Recipe for... " Noise Art "

Combine in a black turtleneck the following, and stir:

- slam poetry
- stuttering
- human beat box
- pretentiousness
- rap
- fail

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkR9EIUT9WY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 10:30:35 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1295291401809.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 10:32:30 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1295388134429.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 10:35:25 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1295383912170.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2011, 11:12:28 PM
NSFW Pic of superheros (http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1298008934479.jpg) (UPDATE: The pic was removed after I linked to it. Sorry.)

You don't have to click it!  (But you'll miss out if you don't)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 19, 2011, 11:35:42 AM
NSFW Pic of superheros (http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1298008934479.jpg)

You don't have to click it!  (But you'll miss out if you don't)

Oh no! File not found. Maybe the file/thread was pruned, deleted, or it expired.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on February 19, 2011, 12:37:18 PM
NSFW Pic of superheros (http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1298008934479.jpg)

You don't have to click it!  (But you'll miss out if you don't)

Oh no! File not found. Maybe the file/thread was pruned, deleted, or it expired.

You were too late. 
You missed body paint and penis X 3.
(in case you were wondering)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 19, 2011, 07:49:53 PM
(https://7chan.org/fag/src/129814713064.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 19, 2011, 08:00:13 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1295405765332.jpg)

Okay...that is more than a tad disturbing. The fucking, I get. Eating the person you're fucking, though.....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 19, 2011, 08:54:56 PM
Eating the person you're fucking, though.....

Very Cthulhu, don't you think?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 19, 2011, 10:18:05 PM
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/5/7/41257.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 19, 2011, 11:22:04 PM
You were too late. 
You missed body paint and penis X 3.
(in case you were wondering)

For those who missed it, this isn't quite as good but it should be around a while.

(http://i.imgur.com/Dq5yU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 19, 2011, 11:35:40 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNcVZNZq5c[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNcVZNZq5c
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on February 20, 2011, 06:56:05 AM
[youtube]6b5czixF1dg[/youtube]
One of the all-time greats. Check the break at 0:35
If the Beatles had done more acid and Hinduism, they'd have been Kula Shaker
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 20, 2011, 11:37:44 AM
You were too late. 
You missed body paint and penis X 3.
(in case you were wondering)

For those who missed it, this isn't quite as good but it should be around a while.

(http://i.imgur.com/Dq5yU.jpg)

They make Flash manties?

Who the fuck likes the Flash that much?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 20, 2011, 10:01:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Dq5yU.jpg)

The Flash guy just looks SO proud!  "Oh yeah.  That's right.  I'm a superhero!"
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 20, 2011, 10:16:28 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1297210507528.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 20, 2011, 10:26:44 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU0uYWgETHw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU0uYWgETHw
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2011, 09:06:46 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=79f_1298160346
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2011, 09:15:53 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1297048063532.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 21, 2011, 09:18:14 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1297048063532.gif)

Goddammit Dale

*Coffee through the nose*

I wanna get one of these............. and im not talking about the kid.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2011, 09:21:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lJqsK.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on February 21, 2011, 09:39:29 AM
I'd still fuck her.

Looks like she likes it in the pooper.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2011, 09:41:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/8lhIj.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2011, 10:23:47 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1298281796193.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2011, 10:31:56 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1297645038851.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on February 21, 2011, 11:02:03 AM
(http://forums.seo.com/images/smilies/clapping.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2011, 08:06:25 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTkUcXGF_Q[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTkUcXGF_Q
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2011, 08:57:48 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhK4FzcVnF8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhK4FzcVnF8
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2011, 10:23:27 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQKZmXc_M5s[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQKZmXc_M5s
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2011, 10:43:37 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1297301637813.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on February 22, 2011, 02:34:23 AM
Is that Jiggly Puff?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 22, 2011, 10:16:43 AM
Is that Jiggly Puff?

It's possible that's an avatar of Jiggly Puff that has manifested in the 3D world, kind of like Jesus.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on February 22, 2011, 10:53:29 AM
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/22/cf435857-b56c-421b-9ede-3ae1e7f04de1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 22, 2011, 11:41:23 AM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/1233524918.jpg?t=1298392821)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on February 22, 2011, 01:06:59 PM
That belongs in the trolly award thread
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 22, 2011, 01:15:47 PM
If it exists, there's porn of it on the Internet.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 22, 2011, 02:02:51 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMoolg1E0V4[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMoolg1E0V4
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 22, 2011, 03:46:50 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcX2A1kNBt4[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcX2A1kNBt4
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on February 22, 2011, 06:55:25 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMoolg1E0V4[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMoolg1E0V4

Best Zepplin tune ever.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 23, 2011, 09:56:47 PM
You should really click the YouTube link and watch it in the better resolution.  FTL shrinks most of these.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMW3W-G43gI[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMW3W-G43gI
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on February 23, 2011, 10:21:08 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8YIR60Ij0[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D0p1bHtIFg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 24, 2011, 02:57:49 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1298572482712.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on February 24, 2011, 06:05:54 PM
(http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/Zoo_Bus.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on February 24, 2011, 06:15:51 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on February 24, 2011, 09:16:37 PM
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ClWa9Hl6W84/0.jpg)

(http://images.nintendolife.com/news/2009/06/super_smash_bros_available_on_vc_this_friday/attachment/0/large.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on February 24, 2011, 09:26:19 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3448/3317802810_d1a0939ac5.jpg)
(http://www.smash64.net/Gallery/smash64tourney.jpg)

(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/047/6/5/Super_Smash_Bros__64_by_Chibi_Tediz.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 24, 2011, 10:55:51 PM
Bring back the softcore gay porn, that's not as gay as SSB ;_;
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on February 24, 2011, 11:04:37 PM
You probably played with JigglyPuff didn't you?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 25, 2011, 11:43:46 AM
(http://www.rpjsyndicate.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/holy-shit-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 25, 2011, 11:56:02 AM
BDSM Kitty Porn

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF7G9UjVi0[/youtube]\
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF7G9UjVi0
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 25, 2011, 12:28:27 PM
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/856408-baby-gaga-breast-milk-ice-cream-goes-on-sale
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on February 25, 2011, 12:30:57 PM
I'd eat the ice cream.

I don't know if I'd eat dick cheese  cheddar though.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 25, 2011, 02:21:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4cAE2.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 25, 2011, 02:22:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/H695W.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 25, 2011, 02:23:34 PM
And on that note...

NFSW Pic (http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/54886ed9fdec5163b9a537a6bd52e2fb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 25, 2011, 02:28:01 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_zRPWyATZw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_zRPWyATZw
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on February 25, 2011, 03:15:20 PM
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-wheres-my-coffee.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on February 25, 2011, 03:23:31 PM
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-internet-porn.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on February 25, 2011, 03:32:10 PM
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-classic-imitation.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on February 26, 2011, 07:54:48 PM
(http://www.ideachampions.com/weblogs/captain-chaos.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 28, 2011, 12:10:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MdJho.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: LTKoblinsky on February 28, 2011, 09:07:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MdJho.jpg)
some things bear repeating.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 28, 2011, 11:49:52 PM
http://www.break.com/index/kid-eats-hottest-chili-in-the-world.html
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2011, 12:32:37 AM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20030703-2.gif)

Pfft!  I'm not impressed.  I did this for my boat in the Navy and it was a submarine.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on March 01, 2011, 03:50:24 AM
Makes sense.  Long, hard and full of seamen. :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2011, 02:41:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Mwyxm.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2011, 02:41:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uPZng.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2011, 02:44:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BTQNg.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2011, 02:48:03 PM
"You guys realize this bar is like a total sausage fest?"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdL6BjupD1E[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdL6BjupD1E
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 01, 2011, 03:36:38 PM
Dale, Dale, Dale....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on March 01, 2011, 06:40:56 PM
This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otBWvKM4RKg

Plus this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_JPcBwYGmo

= WIN
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 01, 2011, 07:17:57 PM
This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otBWvKM4RKg

Plus this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_JPcBwYGmo

= WIN

1st vid - BadAss!  2nd vid - oh my gawd..
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 01, 2011, 11:15:55 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ucJv22l1bM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 02, 2011, 09:19:29 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0E-Pj3XN3U[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0E-Pj3XN3U
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 02, 2011, 10:15:40 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuADJ_3Ff0g[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuADJ_3Ff0g
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 02, 2011, 07:38:23 PM
For those who thought their last video was too gay, here's a fairly het one.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSmO5MSb_iw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSmO5MSb_iw
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Neal Jayu on March 02, 2011, 09:19:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuADJ_3Ff0g

The fuck did you just make me watch?

That was anti-life, anti-mind, anti-human. My Objecto-senses are offended.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 02, 2011, 10:22:57 PM
http://www.pown.it/3341
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on March 02, 2011, 10:41:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuADJ_3Ff0g

The fuck did you just make me watch?

That was anti-life, anti-mind, anti-human. My Objecto-senses are offended.

It's a good movie. Overrated I thought, but worth watching.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 03, 2011, 10:57:17 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hLduV1p88[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hLduV1p88
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 03, 2011, 11:57:11 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQxeqZmSpbQ[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQxeqZmSpbQ
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 03, 2011, 10:50:38 PM
(https://7chan.org/fag/src/129788009747.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 04, 2011, 12:30:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fig7h.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on March 04, 2011, 12:41:37 AM
(https://7chan.org/fag/src/129788009747.gif)

IHT
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 04, 2011, 03:10:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oGuom.jpg)
http://i.imgur.com/oGuom.jpg
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on March 04, 2011, 10:29:02 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2NIZexqb4U[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 05, 2011, 11:35:13 AM
(http://brendabooart.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/lovedancing.jpg?w=600)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2011, 11:20:15 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1299199236677.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2011, 11:24:12 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1298356425132.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2011, 11:47:46 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1299185983634.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2011, 11:49:40 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1298822178928.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2011, 11:52:28 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1299027127411.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2011, 11:53:21 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1298734992213.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2011, 11:54:04 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1297984584264.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 06, 2011, 12:13:07 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zBO3W.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 06, 2011, 12:15:09 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1298888766877.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 07, 2011, 01:06:29 PM
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/2/2/46222.jpg?v=1)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80hqLC-nCEY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80hqLC-nCEY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 08, 2011, 03:11:59 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hLduV1p88[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hLduV1p88

Charlie gives drugs a bad name@
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 08, 2011, 05:17:09 PM
cracked.com

I should just stop reading the site.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 09, 2011, 12:14:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7FcPi.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 09, 2011, 01:59:13 AM
Much better :D

That is fucking nuts.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 09, 2011, 08:29:17 AM
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/magic_show_volunteer/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 09, 2011, 09:47:30 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhci55QwZr1qa2vz7o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 10:53:34 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1299655944832.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 11:00:42 AM
Don't click at work (http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1299616607696.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 10, 2011, 11:03:00 AM
(http://www.shoppalstores.com/fatfreddy/image//butterscotch_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 10, 2011, 11:04:18 AM
(http://www.shoppalstores.com/fatfreddy/image//housewives_play_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 10, 2011, 11:05:09 AM
(http://www.shoppalstores.com/fatfreddy/image//housewives_play_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 10, 2011, 11:05:49 AM
(http://www.shoppalstores.com/fatfreddy/image//housewives_play_04.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 10, 2011, 11:08:01 AM
(http://www.shoppalstores.com/fatfreddy/image//housewives_play_still_at_play.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 10, 2011, 11:11:53 AM
(http://www.shoppalstores.com/fatfreddy/image//zippy_1_postcard.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 10, 2011, 11:13:33 AM
(http://www.shoppalstores.com/fatfreddy/image//amazon_attack_3d.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on March 10, 2011, 11:15:19 AM
(http://www.comicscave.gr/shop/images/MOREHOUSEWIVESATPLAY1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 10, 2011, 11:21:36 AM
haha
(http://www.shoppalstores.com/fatfreddy/image//one_fisted_tales_7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 10, 2011, 11:23:50 AM
(http://www.shoppalstores.com/fatfreddy/image//peep_show_6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 10, 2011, 11:28:42 AM
(http://www.shoppalstores.com/fatfreddy/image//strips_5.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on March 10, 2011, 04:54:10 PM
The "Housewives at Play" series should be selling well considering the emasculation of Western men these days.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 07:00:12 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1299557628949.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 07:01:50 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1299635161693.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 07:03:56 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1299661435167.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 09:19:19 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299803289003.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 09:19:52 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299742425775.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 09:20:47 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299809610259.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 09:22:06 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299808010843.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 09:22:55 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299808901189.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 09:24:41 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299809508877.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 09:25:20 PM
Don't click at work (http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299801570519.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 09:25:49 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299803244080.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 09:26:18 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299804322080.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 09:27:38 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299808619189.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on March 10, 2011, 09:32:56 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1299557628949.jpg)

{ emasculation of Western men these days }
{{ emasculation of Western men these days }}
{{ { emasculation of Western men these days } }}
{{{ { emasculation of Western men these days } }}}
{{{ {{ emasculation of Western men these days }} }}}
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2011, 11:24:07 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1299789053259.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on March 11, 2011, 12:50:46 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1299661435167.jpg)

Haha....

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m77/Brooklyn_Red_Leg/nekki.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 07:20:25 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299832673437.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 08:47:35 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZlLNVmaPbM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZlLNVmaPbM
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 08:48:23 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1299824425576.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 08:48:45 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1299831846488.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 10:23:31 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299857061230.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 05:29:15 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299882806162.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 05:29:58 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299881856336.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 05:31:53 PM
W... T... F...

Don't click at work (http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299864044989.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 05:33:43 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299878611969.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 05:36:45 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299876273962.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 05:42:19 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFLGKth-rU[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFLGKth-rU
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 05:46:17 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299877014942.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 05:48:17 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299857273900.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 05:50:11 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299868614616.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 05:53:13 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299858910739.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 05:55:16 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1299837093080.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 05:57:51 PM
Looks like porn but isn't considered porn because it's artsy.

Don't click at work (http://www.viddler.com/explore/gayme/videos/5/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2011, 09:11:03 PM
Don't click at work but definitely click cause it's hilarious. (https://7chan.org/fag/thumb/129988634861s.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 12, 2011, 09:06:07 AM
Don't click at work but definitely click cause it's hilarious. (https://7chan.org/fag/src/129950006288.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 14, 2011, 10:51:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/22bb0.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on March 14, 2011, 11:49:03 PM
Can anybody direct me to that dirty stripper video.

You know the one where she bonged a champagne bottle in her ass and then sprayed it all over the party?
Thanks in advance:)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 15, 2011, 04:54:20 PM
http://kathack.com/

Step 1:  Paste the following code in the URL of any page.
Step 2: Move the ball around with your mouse.
Step 3: ?
Step 4: PROFIT!

javascript:var i,s,ss=['http://kathack.com/js/kh.js','http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.5.1/jquery.min.js'];for(i=0;i!=ss.length;i++){s=document.createElement('script');s.src=ss;document.body.appendChild(s);}void(0);
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 16, 2011, 11:48:56 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAzmC0uYKAY&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 16, 2011, 12:13:16 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULbnZNF2YnQ&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on March 16, 2011, 01:27:55 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCr-l9naPmE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on March 17, 2011, 03:26:30 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv6qxC4IToU[/youtube]
Warning: as far as I can tell someone actually was killed in this video.
And yes I laughed, help is being sought.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 17, 2011, 03:29:02 PM
OMG!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 17, 2011, 06:52:08 PM




Traffic Stop Results in Large Drug Bust

http://www.katv.com/Global/story.asp?S=14269776

(http://katv.images.worldnow.com/images/14269776_BG1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 17, 2011, 08:32:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bbVdD.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 17, 2011, 08:33:43 PM
glad its not late at night with ambient lighting....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 17, 2011, 10:37:42 PM
Damn this thread is so crazy.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rainbow of Doom on March 19, 2011, 12:47:57 PM
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d23/JunkyChunky/1197947153392-1.gif)
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d23/JunkyChunky/1197947153392-1.gif)
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d23/JunkyChunky/1197947153392-1.gif)
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d23/JunkyChunky/1197947153392-1.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on March 19, 2011, 04:45:21 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv6qxC4IToU[/youtube]
Warning: as far as I can tell someone actually was killed in this video.
And yes I laughed, help is being sought.

Terrible.

edit:  apparently its fake.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 20, 2011, 12:51:25 AM
http://www.vbs.tv/

The video that automatically starts playing, very in theme with this thread, a definite watch. Touching and funny.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 21, 2011, 08:12:08 AM
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=183847526&x=Sperm+bottles+year+3
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 21, 2011, 08:25:11 AM
http://www.vbs.tv/

The video that automatically starts playing, very in theme with this thread, a definite watch. Touching and funny.

Here's the direct link to that vid in case they chang it.  It's awesome.  Thanx for sharing.

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/umshini-wam--2/umshini-wam
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 21, 2011, 01:08:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dlo7D.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 21, 2011, 06:05:45 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=183847526&x=Sperm+bottles+year+3

 :| :shock: :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 22, 2011, 02:57:48 AM
Proof that primates have mastered the use of tools--
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 22, 2011, 03:18:14 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=718_1260319439
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on March 22, 2011, 05:30:42 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=718_1260319439


Fuuuuuuck! :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 22, 2011, 11:56:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SdLI2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2011, 01:30:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ovc34.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2011, 01:33:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FQ0Rb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2011, 01:40:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/S2u1V.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2011, 01:45:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/OUG8O.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 23, 2011, 11:17:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NzyBN.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 23, 2011, 03:37:11 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibblFcvaKQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2011, 04:33:14 PM
(http://lumin.us/msr/forums/man_machine.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 23, 2011, 04:44:46 PM
(http://lumin.us/msr/forums/man_machine.jpg)

Easily faked. Just two wires that a guy poked himself with.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 24, 2011, 12:52:48 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7uwNZAPKKU[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7uwNZAPKKU
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 24, 2011, 12:57:34 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYq7l6fdhxw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYq7l6fdhxw
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 24, 2011, 12:58:59 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBmocg3Nbg[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBmocg3Nbg
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 24, 2011, 01:07:26 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8bHIH_FSbQ[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8bHIH_FSbQ
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 24, 2011, 01:08:22 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmVbmcp52ZU[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmVbmcp52ZU
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 24, 2011, 01:15:56 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3JCESdFNyw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3JCESdFNyw
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 24, 2011, 01:39:16 PM
I've been looking for this video for days!  Now that I've shared it with the fine folks of this BBS, I can finally die at peace.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 24, 2011, 01:42:04 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7FcvEydqg[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7FcvEydqg
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 25, 2011, 11:42:53 AM
(http://costumenetwork.com/albums/63/cerberus.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 25, 2011, 01:14:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rgMis.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 25, 2011, 10:44:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/neEZH.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 25, 2011, 10:49:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/boldB.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 25, 2011, 10:57:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ph4yx.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 25, 2011, 11:04:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/8PwT6.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 25, 2011, 11:06:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/z6Dc9.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 26, 2011, 10:49:56 AM
(http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/dynamic/00586/Thurs_-_Brussels_586122s.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 26, 2011, 12:18:14 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ1fxualGZM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ1fxualGZM
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 26, 2011, 12:18:34 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-CobellfLs[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-CobellfLs
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 26, 2011, 04:44:12 PM
Porn for Penny Arcade Fans (http://i.imgur.com/wV0hk.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 26, 2011, 06:17:50 PM
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/epic-win-photos-catering-to-your-demographic-win.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 26, 2011, 08:36:31 PM
Now THAT is a company that understands its clientele!!  8)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on March 27, 2011, 09:25:50 AM
When you heathens die and go to Hell, this act will be headlining for your listening pleasure..................... over and over and over again, non-stop.

See y'all in hell  :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwzBuN7jfjw&feature=player_embedded#at=45[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 27, 2011, 09:43:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/sLWtc.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 28, 2011, 10:19:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/OXod2.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 28, 2011, 10:25:22 AM
When you heathens die and go to Hell, this act will be headlining for your listening pleasure..................... over and over and over again, non-stop.

See y'all in hell  :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwzBuN7jfjw&feature=player_embedded#at=45[/youtube]

It took me awhile to understand that they were singing in English.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 28, 2011, 03:59:47 PM
When you heathens die and go to Hell, this act will be headlining for your listening pleasure..................... over and over and over again, non-stop.

See y'all in hell  :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwzBuN7jfjw&feature=player_embedded#at=45[/youtube]

It took me awhile to understand that they were singing in English.

"Aint gonna pee in my bed tonight"

Um...me neither? Thanks for letting us know.  Why was there such enthusiastic applause at the end???
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 28, 2011, 09:00:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Xc8tk.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on March 29, 2011, 09:38:10 AM
Man what a couple of dumbasses. :( This is the news report of the Steven Segal / Joe Arpio video where they arrested a sleeping man for aiding cockfighting they had to kill most of the chickens they saved. (Thank you weekend FTL)
http://www.kpho.com/local-video/index.html?grabnetworks_video_id=4600221 (http://www.kpho.com/local-video/index.html?grabnetworks_video_id=4600221)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 29, 2011, 02:32:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/M6GMN.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 29, 2011, 02:37:30 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2542/3958878771_eaf66185ca.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 29, 2011, 02:37:48 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7PLVX5F66k&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 29, 2011, 02:57:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Xp58b.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 29, 2011, 03:07:19 PM
Best Halloween costume ever.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2011, 01:41:40 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HDBFO.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2011, 01:43:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/y5xJg.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2011, 02:05:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Xc1hb.jpg)

And another meth warning pic that I don't dare embed. (http://i.imgur.com/yrDNa.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2011, 11:15:49 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2011, 11:18:16 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3_KtEC1rkk[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3_KtEC1rkk
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Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2011, 01:05:42 PM
http://www.innocentdickgirls.com/main.htm
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2011, 02:01:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iznv5.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2011, 03:37:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/szkrD.jpg)
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Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on March 31, 2011, 10:23:26 AM
(http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4d937d89cadcbb243c480000-590/slide-31.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on March 31, 2011, 10:23:42 AM
(http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4d937c10cadcbbaa3c150000-590/slide-51.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on March 31, 2011, 10:24:52 AM
(http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4d9379e8ccd1d500354a0000-590/slide-81.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on March 31, 2011, 10:26:11 AM
(http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4d9381f14bd7c87441680000-590/slide-141.jpg)
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Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on March 31, 2011, 10:26:54 AM
(http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4d9481b349e2aebf651a0000-590/slide-161.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on March 31, 2011, 10:28:28 AM
(http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4d948954cadcbbb264350000-590/slide-211.jpg)
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Post by: Fred on March 31, 2011, 11:12:02 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfLf4k7fNVU&feature=topvideos[/youtube]
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Post by: dalebert on March 31, 2011, 05:57:37 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/Varroa_destructor_on_honeybee_host.jpg/800px-Varroa_destructor_on_honeybee_host.jpg)
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Post by: anarchir on April 01, 2011, 12:15:27 AM
http://www.worldgolf.com/course-reviews/africa/skukuza-golf-course-994.htm
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Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2011, 11:11:22 AM
Oh shit, this is my song!!

(http://i.imgur.com/JWxGE.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 02, 2011, 04:30:24 PM
(http://www.cosmeticsurgery.com/images/article_imgs/261/BreastImplants_SymastiaWEB.jpg)

It's like googly eyes!
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Post by: dalebert on April 02, 2011, 04:41:04 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbbx9pKQ0K1qav320o1_500.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2011, 01:00:39 AM
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/183/585f9711914fc70038ee8f0ca6828921.gif)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 04, 2011, 10:47:25 AM
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/183/585f9711914fc70038ee8f0ca6828921.gif)

Jesus Fucking Christ Dale

Not much puts me off, but for some reason, that made me almost puke.
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Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2011, 11:35:39 AM
Not much puts me off, but for some reason, that made me almost puke.

I'm so proud of you!  You reacted to this pic and not the one right before it.  :)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 04, 2011, 11:48:21 AM
Not much puts me off, but for some reason, that made me almost puke.

I'm so proud of you!  You reacted to this pic and not the one right before it.  :)

Now if they were eating their snot out of each others nose, that woulda got a reaction.

Besides, I have no prob with fags whatsoever. Anything that makes baby Jesus cry is OK with me. :P
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Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2011, 12:39:45 PM
Anything that makes baby Jesus cry is OK with me. :P

I will make a point to spank him for you if I bump into him.
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 04, 2011, 04:38:00 PM
Anything that makes baby Jesus cry is OK with me. :P

I will make a point to spank him for you if I bump into him.


You'll be a folk hero to millions of naughty kids around the world if you do that.

(http://thebeattitude.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/jesus-spanking.jpg?w=378&h=525)
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Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2011, 08:54:48 PM
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062010/1276798322_drinking-a-jug-in4-secs.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2011, 10:41:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/XUI8O.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2011, 01:04:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/adGXW.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2011, 01:40:16 PM
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/04/R75Z68Jtvm39kp6iYwwz9ur0o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2011, 01:46:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Kppnk.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 05, 2011, 01:51:12 PM
http://trololololololololololo.com/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 05, 2011, 05:55:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/adGXW.jpg)

I put my dick in one of those before.

I dont recommend it.
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Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 05, 2011, 10:18:15 PM
Awesomest cooking show evar.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=FlN4Ho50abA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 05, 2011, 10:27:51 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime#p/u/5/X3nA2zqeX5Q[/youtube]
Giant protein bar!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on April 06, 2011, 10:27:21 PM
[youtube]HOrMoqjzztE[/youtube]

The tour starts at a rainbow gathering.
Need I say more?
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 06, 2011, 11:56:01 PM
[youtube]HOrMoqjzztE[/youtube]

The tour starts at a rainbow gathering.
Need I say more?

ehhh,

They'll be sucking cock for gas money OR have their asses ravaged by a bunch of savage Hells Angels after getting a flat tire in the middle of nowhere within about two weeks.

I sincerely wish them the best though.
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Post by: John Shaw on April 07, 2011, 08:27:57 PM
[youtube]TsegTiuEoq8[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsegTiuEoq8

A sweet goodbye to our special friend.
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 07, 2011, 09:13:25 PM
Wow, that Ron Reagan one was solid.
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Post by: John Shaw on April 07, 2011, 09:42:26 PM
Wow, that Ron Reagan one was solid.

"I like it here"

"Well I can change that in a hurry."  BLAMMO


Personally, it's the McQueen one or the Cagney with the grapefruit. Grapefruit stings the nose and eyes. 
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 07, 2011, 10:08:28 PM
I just noticed something. The prez smacks her on the right side of the face, but she puts her hand the left side, as if that was where it hurt.
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Post by: John Shaw on April 07, 2011, 10:20:34 PM
I just noticed something. The prez smacks her on the right side of the face, but she puts her hand the left side, as if that was where it hurt.

Well it is a movie, after all... heh.
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 07, 2011, 10:50:24 PM
Yeah, I was just patting myself on the back for catching it.
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Post by: dalebert on April 08, 2011, 05:27:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/l6XrT.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on April 08, 2011, 06:35:29 AM
You just can't make up material this rich; it has to come from real life

[youtube]ZT4wdyzSwj0[/youtube]
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Post by: Fred on April 08, 2011, 09:16:27 AM
You just can't make up material this rich; it has to come from real life

[youtube]ZT4wdyzSwj0[/youtube]

she's kinda hot - can you get her to do this in her underwear?  glasses turn me on for some reason...
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Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 08, 2011, 11:09:06 AM
http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/
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Post by: anarchir on April 08, 2011, 02:41:03 PM
http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/

Haha, they spent a lot of time working on that.

Quote
Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves
Health problems: none. They are the best.

Gestation: 420 days

Living conditions: PLG’s love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.

Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need.
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Post by: hellbilly on April 08, 2011, 06:19:53 PM
You just can't make up material this rich; it has to come from real life

[youtube]ZT4wdyzSwj0[/youtube]

Gotta be the Xanax talkin...
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 09, 2011, 12:15:48 AM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/freaks.png?t=1302322491)
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Post by: dalebert on April 09, 2011, 02:52:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vNbmI.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 09, 2011, 10:57:00 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASc2dPTJ5y8[/youtube]

Looks much better in higher res:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASc2dPTJ5y8
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Post by: dalebert on April 10, 2011, 09:44:34 AM
NSFW Pic (http://i.imgur.com/w2aHU.jpg)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 10, 2011, 10:03:33 AM
NSFW Pic (http://i.imgur.com/w2aHU.jpg)

Now THATS a swingset I could get into.

Me - "Mom, I'm going to the park again. Be home late!!!"

Mom - "Whats with that darn kid and the park lately?"


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Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 10, 2011, 06:57:27 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssHEAOrAdCU[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssHEAOrAdCU
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on April 11, 2011, 08:04:09 AM
http://web.me.com/lorenmadsen/endings/pick_a_year.html
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Post by: dalebert on April 14, 2011, 07:36:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ST2Jn.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on April 14, 2011, 07:38:33 PM
this is sacrelgious
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 14, 2011, 07:51:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ST2Jn.jpg)

Dale, you done gone and pissed off Shakes for not including him at supper.

(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/shakes-the-clown_l.jpg)
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Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on April 15, 2011, 12:11:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ST2Jn.jpg)
Fucking classic!~!
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Post by: LTKoblinsky on April 15, 2011, 02:06:17 AM
Yeah, I still can't get over Brooke on pg 232...
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Post by: dalebert on April 17, 2011, 10:43:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GzHAw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 17, 2011, 10:50:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HfY5y.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Shadowtheweak on April 17, 2011, 01:33:53 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q234/Shadowtheweak/Stuff/weirdfamilycollage.jpg?t=1303061595)
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Post by: Shadowtheweak on April 17, 2011, 01:37:36 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOukyhJN10c[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 17, 2011, 01:43:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HfY5y.jpg)


I think I went deer hunting long ago with this character. His name is Chip, and he's an asshole. He wont shut up, EVER, always picking little weird looking things off his body and eating it, then looks at you like "what?.... there a problem?" Taking a shit right there on the tree stand and flinging it at the deer, just as im about to plug it in the skull. Never again.

nerve wracking sonofabitch.
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Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2011, 12:37:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/eznoO.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2011, 12:43:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/avnnO.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 18, 2011, 12:55:43 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G-wGbCEaCmE#at=257[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2011, 12:59:20 AM
NSFW Pic (http://i.imgur.com/1eWow.jpg)
NSFW Pic (http://i.imgur.com/y9xij.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2011, 11:56:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/XvO95.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2011, 09:33:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AZ8GR.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on April 18, 2011, 09:36:52 PM
(http://bucultureshock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Dino2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on April 18, 2011, 09:47:06 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zw1Bli1jbc&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 19, 2011, 03:10:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/o06nW.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 19, 2011, 12:44:18 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzcqkV_NYIo[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzcqkV_NYIo
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Post by: dalebert on April 19, 2011, 01:27:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QnwZD.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on April 19, 2011, 01:29:03 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5C8I9BJjSg&feature=player_profilepage[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Shadowtheweak on April 20, 2011, 07:40:33 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gYBXRwsDjY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Shadowtheweak on April 20, 2011, 07:42:29 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCsqUq9Iv4I[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on April 20, 2011, 08:33:10 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gYBXRwsDjY[/youtube]

I hope all my tax dollars went to the NEA to fund this incredible piece of work.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 21, 2011, 01:33:02 AM
I hope all my tax dollars went to the NEA to fund this incredible piece of work.

It takes a grant to do that?  How much money does it take to smear clay on your face and film it?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 21, 2011, 01:51:27 AM
I hope all my tax dollars went to the NEA to fund this incredible piece of work.

It takes a grant to do that?  How much money does it take to smear clay on your face and film it?

As much as they're willing to pay I guess. If they give you 30 grand, you can use some pretty damn good clay.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 21, 2011, 09:10:31 AM
As much as they're willing to pay I guess. If they give you 30 grand, you can use some pretty damn good clay.

I guess the money is more about getting it into an exhibit so liberals can eat wine and cheese while pontificating about what it means so they feel intellectual.
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Post by: dalebert on April 21, 2011, 09:12:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2V9tr.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Shadowtheweak on April 21, 2011, 02:40:18 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCJp0hFY0RM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on April 21, 2011, 05:33:11 PM
As much as they're willing to pay I guess. If they give you 30 grand, you can use some pretty damn good clay.

I guess the money is more about getting it into an exhibit so liberals can eat wine and cheese while pontificating about what it means so they feel intellectual.

The grant money goes straight to the person who creates the "art".

The true artists are the gallery owners & art dealers who convince the liberals to buy the shit.

I was joking about that being an incredible piece of work & NEA funding. That clip shows what would have qualified a person to be insane just a few decades ago.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 21, 2011, 08:34:43 PM
As much as they're willing to pay I guess. If they give you 30 grand, you can use some pretty damn good clay.

I guess the money is more about getting it into an exhibit so liberals can eat wine and cheese while pontificating about what it means so they feel intellectual.

Ah yes, sniveling art history professors wearing tweed jackets with suede on the elbows, wire rimmed glasses, sporting a beard. "Yes, mmm yes, I see what he's going for here. Yes, very interesting. The clay symbolizes the layers of facade society places upon us and the BLAH BLAH BLAH *VOMIT* FART NOM NOM NOM......... Yes, did I mention I'm going on sabatical in two months,  anyway, what a wonderful Cabernet Sauvignon...... Oyster Bay?"

I despise these people.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 21, 2011, 09:59:31 PM
(http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/chewbacca-dog.jpg)
http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/chewbacca-dog.jpg
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 21, 2011, 10:03:25 PM
If thats not photoshopped............. thats fuckin' TITS!!!


I want one, a female to breed and sell to star wars geeks everywhere.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on April 21, 2011, 11:57:38 PM
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 22, 2011, 12:04:25 AM
No,  but can you really be far even as maybe half as much in use for to go wish for that?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on April 22, 2011, 03:25:38 PM
You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 22, 2011, 05:10:19 PM
Yeah, I for that as much to so far that thinking of this for these.


Good point. You win.



This time.
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Post by: sillyperson on April 22, 2011, 05:46:11 PM
http://johno.jsmf.net/knowhow/ngrams/index.php?table=en-nigga-word-2gram&paragraphs=1&length=40
Quote
Nah, probably by all over his urethra, that is. A static leader and have to the raw primordia gives birth to life? Confusion sprung up urethra. They loosen their parasite’s will, and asked me she had been on Sundays.
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Post by: Fred on April 23, 2011, 06:04:38 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7XJHiLSKKk&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on April 23, 2011, 06:38:53 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EJ_UBgjpW0[/youtube]
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 12:04:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/doNMf.jpg)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 24, 2011, 12:12:49 AM
Make sure you crank up the volume before playing this, for full effect.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n8oceMsbX8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 12:16:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/IemLn.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 12:17:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/k35VX.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 12:33:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gGH3o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 12:37:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VmLcl.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 05:13:23 PM
Bunnies!

(http://i.imgur.com/tUvhI.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/liSej.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rsdyp.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/FWvSt.jpg)


and...

Bunny Penis! (http://i.imgur.com/v4xS8.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 05:16:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ezx8X.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 05:21:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VpoPv.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 05:22:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CB0vT.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 05:23:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6Hd0Z.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 05:26:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wNqg9.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 05:30:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/I3088.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 05:31:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vxSuW.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 05:35:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XE1rv.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2011, 05:38:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UliNX.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2011, 01:03:42 AM
Instructions (http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/4848/modelhelicopter.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2011, 09:13:31 AM
(http://chzdailywhat.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/7407da5b-9bcb-4f3d-b51e-27cca3e28a93.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2011, 02:18:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Gf2gZ.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2011, 02:26:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qpTfA.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2011, 02:29:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/heJgH.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2011, 02:31:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wqfRS.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2011, 05:04:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CUZyZ.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2011, 05:05:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9fr3I.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: LTKoblinsky on April 25, 2011, 10:31:47 PM
You find that sexy, Dale?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2011, 10:53:47 PM
You find that sexy, Dale?

No.  Why would you think I did?
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Post by: hellbilly on April 25, 2011, 11:05:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9fr3I.jpg)

Dante's Inferno?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: LTKoblinsky on April 25, 2011, 11:57:21 PM
You find that sexy, Dale?

No.  Why would you think I did?

Because 1) you posted it and 2) the nature of your posts and 3) I was messing with you.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2011, 12:31:08 AM
Because 1) you posted it and 2) the nature of your posts

Did you think I find owls swallowing rats sexy too?

Quote
and 3) I was messing with you.

oh.
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Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2011, 05:45:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iMqag.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/BqXMK.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2011, 05:48:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SMqez.jpg)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 26, 2011, 05:51:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SMqez.jpg)

Do these come in brown?

I shit my hands too much to wear these white ones.
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Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2011, 05:53:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CHAIK.jpg)
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Post by: Fred on April 27, 2011, 05:41:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BqXMK.jpg)

at least 10 times!
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Post by: Fred on April 28, 2011, 12:58:57 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s891lDK0_F0&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 28, 2011, 01:50:16 PM
WTF Fred  :lol:

(http://images.zaazu.com/img/vomit-boy01-vomit-puke-sick-smiley-emoticon-000652-medium.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 28, 2011, 02:49:12 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s891lDK0_F0&feature=related[/youtube]

OMG, that is awesome!  Thank you for that.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 28, 2011, 02:52:27 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s891lDK0_F0&feature=related[/youtube]

OMG, that is awesome!  Thank you for that.


How much cash would it cost for you to put your lips over that thing, right after she made the first incision, and suck all that splooge out of the zit?

Whats your price?



I'd have to say about $250,000 myself.
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Post by: Fred on April 28, 2011, 02:53:11 PM
I'd be barfing before we talked price.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 28, 2011, 03:07:17 PM
How much cash would it cost for you to put your lips over that thing, right after she made the first incision, and suck all that splooge out of the zit?

I just like to watch.  I'm not THAT kinky.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 28, 2011, 03:16:22 PM
How much cash would it cost for you to put your lips over that thing, right after she made the first incision, and suck all that splooge out of the zit?

I just like to watch.  I'm not THAT kinky.


Yeah, but if I had a suitcase full of cash, how much would it cost for you to do that? What would be your minimum?
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Post by: John Shaw on April 28, 2011, 08:00:53 PM
(http://images.piccsy.com/cache/images/59679-b2ef49-460-265.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 29, 2011, 09:40:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rZyfb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 29, 2011, 09:42:30 AM
Yeah, but if I had a suitcase full of cash, how much would it cost for you to do that? What would be your minimum?

You know that show, Fear Factor?  You know how they always have the eating-gross-stuph segment, usually part 2 of 3 parts?  I've said many times that I don't want $50k that badly and that I would walk away.

I think that might kill you, and probably in a really horrible way.  I mean, your body reacts to that for a reason.  I don't care how rich I am if I'm dead.
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Post by: dalebert on April 29, 2011, 11:44:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ko2EZ.jpg)
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Post by: anarchir on April 29, 2011, 01:16:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rZyfb.jpg)

I went to see a Lesbian Comic once (all lesbian jokes...didnt know that going in) and in the middle the comic and the whole crowd started chanting Oh-Bam-A! Oh-Bam-A! with their fists in the air. Something about they vaguely thought he was going to do something for gay rights. 

Bet they vote for him again.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 29, 2011, 10:08:44 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmWjQpBbEDY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmWjQpBbEDY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 29, 2011, 10:12:16 PM
Yeah, but if I had a suitcase full of cash, how much would it cost for you to do that? What would be your minimum?

You know that show, Fear Factor?  You know how they always have the eating-gross-stuph segment, usually part 2 of 3 parts?  I've said many times that I don't want $50k that badly and that I would walk away.

I think that might kill you, and probably in a really horrible way.  I mean, your body reacts to that for a reason.  I don't care how rich I am if I'm dead.


Eh, I dont know. Maybe a few days in intensive care with an iv drip and you'd be good to go. I dont think it would kill you, just make you really sick.
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Post by: dalebert on April 30, 2011, 08:49:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ev5XG.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on April 30, 2011, 02:02:52 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83Q5REMgc90[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on April 30, 2011, 02:29:38 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6WYPpGJQd4&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 01, 2011, 03:18:06 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwGR0WJv3N8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 01, 2011, 03:46:56 PM
(http://cenewland.com/bryceblues_l.JPG)
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Post by: Fred on May 01, 2011, 03:48:14 PM
(http://cenewland.com/familygathering_l.JPG)
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Post by: Fred on May 01, 2011, 03:49:37 PM
(http://cenewland.com/petals_l.JPG)
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Post by: Fred on May 01, 2011, 03:50:33 PM
(http://cenewland.com/spacetime_l.JPG)
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Post by: Fred on May 01, 2011, 03:51:17 PM
(http://cenewland.com/starstuff_l.JPG)
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Post by: Fred on May 01, 2011, 03:53:26 PM
(http://cenewland.com/bloodline_l.JPG)
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Post by: Fred on May 01, 2011, 04:28:27 PM
(http://cenewland.com/marble_l.JPG)
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Post by: Fred on May 01, 2011, 04:30:02 PM
(http://cenewland.com/sky_lg.Jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on May 01, 2011, 04:30:56 PM
Hey, thanks guys. :D Dale has made me almost frightened of this thread, but that stuff kicks ass.
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Post by: Fred on May 01, 2011, 04:36:43 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrf18kIriSI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 01, 2011, 04:50:37 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHFJWCCsWWQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 01, 2011, 06:34:27 PM
Hey, thanks guys. :D Dale has made me almost frightened of this thread, but that stuff kicks ass.

Just "almost"?  What am I doing wrong?
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Post by: hellbilly on May 01, 2011, 06:54:29 PM
(http://contemporaneousextension.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/imag0337.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on May 01, 2011, 07:09:35 PM
(http://www.soundohm.com/OHM/HermannStill1.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 02, 2011, 01:03:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/A29nO.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 02, 2011, 01:10:12 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KV6QJeUZHQ[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KV6QJeUZHQ
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on May 02, 2011, 10:50:08 AM
[youtube]zQ-hPNrKdZI[/youtube]
http://youtu.be/zQ-hPNrKdZI
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Post by: dalebert on May 02, 2011, 02:14:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Bx9bC.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 02, 2011, 02:34:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QgEdC.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 02, 2011, 02:43:11 PM
(http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Uploads/Graphics/171-0501042900-McCain-bloodthirsty-warmonger.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 02, 2011, 04:09:20 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvcyJ5fKuA&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 02, 2011, 04:21:20 PM
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1233069383_sneeze2.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 02, 2011, 04:25:35 PM
(http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad242/chimaera2009/GIFS/2lmnh2djpg.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 02, 2011, 04:27:08 PM
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af217/coloredfella/gifs/1249398738691.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 02, 2011, 04:27:58 PM
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af217/coloredfella/gifs/headblowup.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 02, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af217/coloredfella/gifs/1249438584296.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 02, 2011, 06:57:25 PM
(http://www.spicygif.com/bin/1238409255_crank.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 02, 2011, 07:05:22 PM
(http://www.spicygif.com/bin/032010/1267795325_belly_fuck.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on May 03, 2011, 07:15:25 PM
Braco. I am Braco. It is pronounced Brhatzo. My healing gaze heals you.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HiwyIqWENo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on May 03, 2011, 07:17:38 PM
(http://lifebydesignwithalison.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/P10100991.jpg)
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Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on May 03, 2011, 07:29:31 PM
 :shock:
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Post by: Fred on May 03, 2011, 07:47:03 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on May 04, 2011, 01:53:21 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwO06WCVstE&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on May 04, 2011, 01:54:28 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2RykBWW7k0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on May 04, 2011, 03:37:15 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C9XQ0VoEU[/youtube]
Lords of Acid, yo
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 04, 2011, 03:30:26 PM
(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac322/clycol/734.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 04, 2011, 03:33:36 PM
(http://members.shaw.ca/angrylizard/mugatu2.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 04, 2011, 03:36:13 PM
(http://www.mental-pictures.com/fark/bill_linus_350.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 04, 2011, 03:46:55 PM
(http://members.shaw.ca/donkeypunch/195.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 04, 2011, 03:53:20 PM
(http://www.weed.ru/temp/sport.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 04, 2011, 03:56:24 PM
(http://img8.exs.cx/img8/5784/hahahahahahahahahah0bh.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 04, 2011, 04:21:44 PM
http://www.wmal.com/article.asp?id=2177478&SPID=28718
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 04, 2011, 04:29:58 PM
(http://www.talisman.org/~erlkonig/humour/jiggle.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 05, 2011, 07:58:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eNA46.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on May 06, 2011, 01:15:44 AM
C'mon Dale no more pussy footing around.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on May 06, 2011, 03:08:52 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj0PH1zYqTc[/youtube]
Laughed till I cried
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on May 06, 2011, 03:21:43 AM
Braco. I am Braco. It is pronounced Brhatzo. My healing gaze heals you.
Holy shit, dude even has a FB page
https://www.facebook.com/bracoamerica

All praise the Healing Gaze on Skype, the new Technology.


Holy shit look what I found:
http://braco.tv/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on May 06, 2011, 08:08:16 PM
Braco. I am Braco. It is pronounced Brhatzo. My healing gaze heals you.
Holy shit, dude even has a FB page
https://www.facebook.com/bracoamerica

All praise the Healing Gaze on Skype, the new Technology.


Holy shit look what I found:
http://braco.tv/

Like.
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Post by: Fred on May 06, 2011, 08:10:45 PM
the fuck - fuck you!!!!!!!!!!11111...................
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on May 06, 2011, 10:10:05 PM
the fuck - fuck you!!!!!!!!!!11111...................
Please escort the Priest of Azathoth out of the thread.
Thank you.
(http://images.wikia.com/pathfinder/images/2/28/Azathoth.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 06, 2011, 10:50:17 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w06zvM2x_lw&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w06zvM2x_lw&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 06, 2011, 10:57:58 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gLagIYMHVE[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gLagIYMHVE
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 07, 2011, 10:14:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/l3Moq.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 07, 2011, 10:18:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zIwFt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 07, 2011, 10:46:12 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3gNQ2KYCb4[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3gNQ2KYCb4
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 08, 2011, 09:43:28 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9-kM-guQtk[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9-kM-guQtk
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 08, 2011, 10:16:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ajyo4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 09, 2011, 09:51:31 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ahx9ckqIw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ahx9ckqIw
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 09, 2011, 10:06:08 AM
(http://img49.exs.cx/img49/3309/cj_36349.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 09, 2011, 10:11:24 AM
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/177043-3/Squats.gif?)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 09, 2011, 06:06:47 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1304911910801.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on May 09, 2011, 06:22:22 PM
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/177043-3/Squats.gif?)

Robert Crumb would love that girl.

(http://www.comicartcommunity.com/gallery/data/media/122/crumb10-11-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 10, 2011, 09:36:21 AM
(http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/GeYPV8wFlnjGWhi.gif)

Pfft.  I could do that.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 10, 2011, 10:10:02 AM
(http://www.ratamatata.com/wp-content/gallery/5billboards/thumbs/thumbs_sharp.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 10, 2011, 10:11:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rxfQC.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 10, 2011, 07:06:28 PM
(http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/1Tw0GY9R4OB89dX.gif?kkk=1305068369)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 10, 2011, 07:09:17 PM
(http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/1bpSz3uWXmw4rpW.gif?kkk=1305068211)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 10, 2011, 10:17:09 PM
(http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/1Tw0GY9R4OB89dX.gif?kkk=1305068369)

WTF is that??
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 10, 2011, 10:46:35 PM
WTF is that??

White stuph spewing out an Asian girl's butt onto a basketball court.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 10, 2011, 10:51:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3rJi0.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 10, 2011, 10:58:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/8qwPo.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 10, 2011, 11:19:05 PM
WTF is that??

White stuph spewing out an Asian girl's butt onto a basketball court.

What is it?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 11, 2011, 02:11:43 AM
WTF is that??

White stuph spewing out an Asian girl's butt onto a basketball court.

What is it?

soapy water as in enema - didn't your mom ever give you one?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on May 11, 2011, 02:52:31 AM
(http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/1Tw0GY9R4OB89dX.gif?kkk=1305068369)

WTF is that??

A jet powered Japanese.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 11, 2011, 08:13:09 AM
soapy water as in enema - didn't your mom ever give you one?

Sounds fairly speculative.  I'm guessing you didn't scoop up a test tube of it and send it to a lab for analysis.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 11, 2011, 11:12:45 AM
soapy water as in enema - didn't your mom ever give you one?

Sounds fairly speculative.  I'm guessing you didn't scoop up a test tube of it and send it to a lab for analysis.

sometimes the obvious answer is deduced by speculation especially when compared with one's real life experience in a certain area...........
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 11, 2011, 12:42:47 PM
soapy water as in enema - didn't your mom ever give you one?

Sounds fairly speculative.  I'm guessing you didn't scoop up a test tube of it and send it to a lab for analysis.

Well, I went down there and tasted it, and it didn't taste like soap. It tasted more like the water left over after you cook rice, with a hint of garlic and curry.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 11, 2011, 01:35:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/hb1zQ.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 12, 2011, 09:42:33 AM
(https://7chan.org/fag/src/130517315517.gif)

7chan imgs don't stay up long so enjoy it quickly.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 13, 2011, 08:58:53 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5pFZaiuCg[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5pFZaiuCg
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 13, 2011, 03:53:34 PM
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/smoke.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 13, 2011, 04:02:29 PM
(http://www.drugs-plaza.com/pictures/funny/big_weed_joint-picture.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on May 13, 2011, 04:57:54 PM
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/smoke.gif)

Is that Rich Paul?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 13, 2011, 05:11:46 PM
ron in the day....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: whatifido2011 on May 14, 2011, 05:02:53 PM
The world was made for man, and man is here to conquer and rule the world right? Is this rule meant to bring about a paradise, as man increases his mastery of the world?  Is this our story?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 14, 2011, 10:05:03 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny0ix0OyO1c[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 15, 2011, 03:38:50 PM
(http://www.mikesfreegifs.com/main4/coolsick/demonship.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 15, 2011, 03:41:24 PM
(http://www.mikesfreegifs.com/main4/coolsick/skull1.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 15, 2011, 03:42:50 PM
(http://www.mikesfreegifs.com/main4/coolsick/flamet.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 15, 2011, 03:44:09 PM
(http://www.mikesfreegifs.com/main4/coolsick/dmageshocklatclr.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 15, 2011, 04:34:32 PM
(http://www.mikesfreegifs.com/main4/coolsick/woman-warriordfg.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on May 16, 2011, 07:50:13 AM
(http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20110516/1.gif)
(http://img342.imageshack.us/img342/6723/11399890049448ve.gif)
(http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20090124/1.jpg)
(http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20110516/3.gif)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 16, 2011, 01:14:35 PM
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/ambiguously-gay-duo/1327429/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 16, 2011, 02:17:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CWkXA.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on May 17, 2011, 01:49:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CWkXA.jpg)

HOT!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on May 17, 2011, 01:50:47 AM
Only five pages away from the closure of this thread.

Make em better than my post.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on May 17, 2011, 11:37:29 AM
(http://imageshack.us/m/825/2904/hatchery.jpg) (http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=342684208824)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: sillyperson on May 17, 2011, 11:41:47 AM
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:
As with Cthulu's reawakening... we're still waiting on that one
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: sillyperson on May 17, 2011, 11:43:32 AM
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:

I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then
Yeah, and I'll get naked.   :lol:
...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2011, 03:57:30 PM
http://wimp.com/unborngrandchild/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2011, 08:39:12 PM
http://www.wimp.com/japanesegirlfriend/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2011, 08:43:52 PM
(http://media.brainz.org/uploads/2011/05/12-teeth.jpg) (http://brainz.org/15-most-horrifying-rare-diseases-nsfl/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2011, 08:48:05 PM
(http://media.brainz.org/uploads/2011/05/9-eyeworm.jpg) (http://brainz.org/15-most-horrifying-rare-diseases-nsfl/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2011, 08:48:39 PM
(http://media.brainz.org/uploads/2011/05/8-foot.jpg) (http://brainz.org/15-most-horrifying-rare-diseases-nsfl/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2011, 08:49:19 PM
(http://media.brainz.org/uploads/2011/05/6-elephant.jpg) (http://brainz.org/15-most-horrifying-rare-diseases-nsfl/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2011, 08:52:02 PM
(http://media.brainz.org/uploads/2011/05/4-necrotizing.jpg) (http://brainz.org/15-most-horrifying-rare-diseases-nsfl/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2011, 08:56:39 PM
(http://media.brainz.org/uploads/2011/05/1-fop.jpg) (http://brainz.org/15-most-horrifying-rare-diseases-nsfl/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2011, 09:18:36 PM
(https://7chan.org/fag/src/13056751926.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2011, 09:19:37 PM
(https://7chan.org/fag/src/130567914533.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 18, 2011, 12:31:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IXUCK.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 18, 2011, 06:07:30 PM
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1305702620130.gif)
(http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1305717154377.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 19, 2011, 12:18:04 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1305775404461.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on May 20, 2011, 12:43:01 AM
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1305775404461.gif)

That sloth is stoned out of his mind.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 20, 2011, 10:16:06 AM
That sloth is stoned out of his mind.

I think sloths have a self-stoning organ that just continually releases THC into their bloodstream or something.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 20, 2011, 10:30:17 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/1288519532303.gif?w=272&h=570)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 20, 2011, 10:34:15 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/deelishis_e3_butt.gif?w=250&h=192)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 20, 2011, 10:42:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/h6hy0.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 20, 2011, 10:45:55 AM
(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa15/huffman76/m_f9ba588498b1783734ace6df45dadcd1.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 20, 2011, 10:47:05 AM
(http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab277/ANNNNNNNNA_bucket/Animated%20Gif/Psychedelic%20Animated%20Gifs/1234436692_christopher_walken_tripp.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 20, 2011, 10:48:17 AM
(http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab277/ANNNNNNNNA_bucket/Animated%20Gif/Psychedelic%20Animated%20Gifs/thtrippy11wr.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 20, 2011, 10:49:41 AM
(http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab277/ANNNNNNNNA_bucket/Animated%20Gif/Psychedelic%20Animated%20Gifs/tumblr_kwu9e4kkOy1qzekdio1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 20, 2011, 10:52:50 AM
(http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab277/ANNNNNNNNA_bucket/Animated%20Gif/Psychedelic%20Animated%20Gifs/thwonder_lick_skull1-1.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 20, 2011, 10:54:05 AM
(http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab277/ANNNNNNNNA_bucket/Animated%20Gif/Psychedelic%20Animated%20Gifs/animated20fractal20800.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 20, 2011, 11:02:16 AM
(http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab277/ANNNNNNNNA_bucket/Animated%20Gif/Psychedelic%20Animated%20Gifs/cop_car_animation_web-small.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 20, 2011, 06:36:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KiiKF.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on May 20, 2011, 06:37:51 PM
(http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab277/ANNNNNNNNA_bucket/Animated%20Gif/Psychedelic%20Animated%20Gifs/animated20fractal20800.gif)

That one'll do the trick.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 21, 2011, 03:44:12 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/qS6AB.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 21, 2011, 11:17:39 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqUhuXzHnYY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqUhuXzHnYY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 21, 2011, 11:20:30 AM
OMG!  I thought I was the only one.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=conwDRgiUBI[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=conwDRgiUBI
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on May 21, 2011, 09:41:35 PM
(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/5814/83444023.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 22, 2011, 09:13:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9Au0C.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 22, 2011, 11:38:01 AM
Sometimes I wanna do that.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 24, 2011, 12:39:44 AM
(https://7chan.org/fag/src/130568320861.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on May 24, 2011, 01:12:15 AM
(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/5814/83444023.jpg)

One of the few raptures.

SNAP INTO A RAPTURE!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 24, 2011, 08:34:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CkWLU.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 24, 2011, 01:10:01 PM
(http://www.pascii.net/randomized/nipple-remix-2003.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 24, 2011, 01:12:18 PM
(http://nalewajk.com/news/scat_ani_old.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 24, 2011, 01:18:00 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dLqkrp53BGg/TNcZvYMRmrI/AAAAAAAABwU/0mwUgnlKJNc/s1600/1147071110b_11.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 24, 2011, 03:01:40 PM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2008/11/1220967362.www.eire-media.com.brain.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 24, 2011, 03:08:13 PM
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/27956432/super_tall_model.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 24, 2011, 03:15:22 PM
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/27956432/girls_judging_butt.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on May 24, 2011, 03:56:32 PM
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Alexis_Skye/ (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Alexis_Skye/)
Whoo wee I has a thing for tall chicks, unfortunately. Wifey I 6'-0" wifey II 5'-11".
(http://redskyeworld.com/redskye-comics2/alexis33.jpg)
That is one hot chick.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 25, 2011, 11:42:45 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 25, 2011, 08:41:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/hZZ2n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 25, 2011, 08:44:25 PM
(https://7chan.org/fag/src/130636297553.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 25, 2011, 08:50:56 PM
http://www.efukt.com/2261_Drunken_Slut_Has_Hilarious_Disaster.html
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 25, 2011, 09:32:27 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqcc-fD1MiE[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqcc-fD1MiE
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 25, 2011, 09:58:49 PM
(http://funnypiclol.com/wp-content/uploads/animated-gif-black-guy-eats-evidence.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 26, 2011, 10:45:42 AM
Do not click.  NSFYS: Not Safe For Your Sanity (http://i.imgur.com/mggQF.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 26, 2011, 10:48:37 AM
little cocksuckers
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 26, 2011, 10:51:13 AM
Anyone have suggestions for another elder god Great Old One (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Old_One#Table_of_Great_Old_Ones) that we could summon?  I'm going to be so sad when this thread ends.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 26, 2011, 10:59:13 AM
does it have to end?  is griswold still around?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 27, 2011, 12:50:36 PM
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-04-13/1271182938798.jpg)

(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-02-15/np6.jpg)

(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-12-21/1261350220473.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on May 27, 2011, 01:08:56 PM
Anyone have suggestions for another elder god Great Old One (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Old_One#Table_of_Great_Old_Ones) that we could summon?  I'm going to be so sad when this thread ends.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shub-Niggurath

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Shub-Niggurath.jpg)

But be careful how you pronounce it. Don't wanna give people the wrong impression.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 27, 2011, 02:04:31 PM
Shub-Niggurath

I'm in.  Let's start summoning that beeyatch!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on May 28, 2011, 12:16:25 AM
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-04-13/1271182938798.jpg)

Combined IQ - 113
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 28, 2011, 12:31:26 AM
Canada looks like a tranny, cayman islands too.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on May 28, 2011, 01:48:46 AM
I'm still trying to figure out what you have against Georgia.  I hope to hell you aren't going to say it is because it is a State.  It is also the name of a country formed when the USSR dissolved.
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Post by: dalebert on May 28, 2011, 10:19:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5usVh.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on May 28, 2011, 10:55:54 AM
Canada looks like a tranny, cayman islands too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan)The pope has to sit on a toilet seat like chair so that the Catholic electing body can check his junk. Maybe the Miss world girls go through something similar.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 28, 2011, 11:45:02 AM
The pope has to sit on a toilet seat like chair so that the Catholic electing body can check his junk. Maybe the Miss world girls go through something similar.

Srsly?  They're scared of getting a tranny pope?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 28, 2011, 11:47:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/X7gnM.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on May 28, 2011, 11:50:23 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOUzDGwX4kA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 28, 2011, 11:42:17 PM
The pope has to sit on a toilet seat like chair so that the Catholic electing body can check his junk. Maybe the Miss world girls go through something similar.

Srsly?  They're scared of getting a tranny pope?

I think the Chef Boyardee pope hat would give it away in a beauty contest. Hard to cover that shit up with some hairspray.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: LTKoblinsky on May 29, 2011, 12:02:23 PM
so, this is the end? please.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 29, 2011, 12:34:21 PM
(http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/5302/kinogif.2/0_7948d_2020dd4d_M)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 29, 2011, 12:34:46 PM
(http://sviridenkov.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/monkeys.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on May 29, 2011, 02:50:09 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDN9y2vTdUs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 29, 2011, 05:30:07 PM
http://www.upvideo.nl/upvideo_video.aspx?sr=1&vid=DYBPATRAs06005aH1iZAzg
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on May 29, 2011, 11:20:58 PM
(http://chattypics.com/download.php?file=bear2_ioeh2fphyzc5rea0ck6d.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 30, 2011, 08:26:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/khjfI.jpg)

ಠ_ಠ
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 30, 2011, 08:39:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/WnDPj.jpg)

So expressive!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 30, 2011, 09:39:23 AM
(http://g.imagehost.org/0437/cash4gold2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on May 30, 2011, 03:09:34 PM
(http://g.imagehost.org/0437/cash4gold2.jpg)
+1
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 30, 2011, 03:38:58 PM
WHEN THE FUCK DOES THIS FUCKING PAGE FUCKIN' GET TO THE FUCKING END???????






FUCK!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on May 30, 2011, 04:31:10 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8h9eOZTv48[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 30, 2011, 06:46:44 PM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/pbs.png?t=1306795536)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on May 30, 2011, 06:48:59 PM
I did a google image search on "Advertising Programs Business Solutions About Google"
Check what came out. Hawt!
(http://www.topnews.in/files/katrina25.jpg)
(http://www.xyzlove.com/Transshipment/Market/ssxygGooglesqy/Graph/Google%20Girl%20vs%20Firefox%20Girl.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 30, 2011, 07:03:36 PM
WHEN THE FUCK DOES THIS FUCKING PAGE FUCKIN' GET TO THE FUCKING END???????

Oh noez!  The creator of the thread isn't here.  There's no one to complete the summoning ritual!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on May 30, 2011, 11:37:58 PM
WHEN THE FUCK DOES THIS FUCKING PAGE FUCKIN' GET TO THE FUCKING END???????






FUCK!!!

NEVAR   MWAhahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 30, 2011, 11:57:02 PM
WHEN THE FUCK DOES THIS FUCKING PAGE FUCKIN' GET TO THE FUCKING END???????

Oh noez!  The creator of the thread isn't here.  There's no one to complete the summoning ritual!

I suppose I could run down to Barnes & Noble and pick up a copy of Summoning Demons for Dummies

Prolly fuck that up though and end up summoning the Lucky Charms Leprechaun, never to get rid of him again.

Nevermind.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on May 31, 2011, 12:44:23 AM
Only Libman knows how to summon the devil appropriately to end this thread in the absence of the thread creator.

Guess we'll have to keep looking at awesome shit Dale pulls out of his ass.  (No pun intended)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 31, 2011, 03:38:04 PM
Only Libman knows how to summon the devil appropriately to end this thread in the absence of the thread creator.

OMG, did you just say that Chtulhu was the devil?  Cthulhu eats the devil's balls for breakfast and makes him his bitch.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 01, 2011, 11:34:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7VotX.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 01, 2011, 12:57:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mZa95.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on June 01, 2011, 02:40:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mZa95.jpg)

Imagine being shit faced on Jose Cuervo and trying to make your way home to the top one.

Nightmare.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 02, 2011, 12:26:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vXNgb.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 02, 2011, 02:00:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/tDuHY.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 02, 2011, 11:24:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rFd9F.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 02, 2011, 11:28:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ys0Ff.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 02, 2011, 04:08:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Hz4EL.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 02, 2011, 04:09:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4SxMH.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 02, 2011, 05:46:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TS14R.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 02, 2011, 09:03:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ywmZK.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on June 02, 2011, 11:42:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ywmZK.jpg)

So that is how Tony the Tiger Frosts those Flakes.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 03, 2011, 01:29:23 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ4QOQdnifk[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ4QOQdnifk
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 03, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BD2yN.jpg)

These guys could toss their own salads.

(http://i.imgur.com/HJGhu.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 03, 2011, 01:51:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/e1zz5.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 03, 2011, 01:53:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gphBF.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 04, 2011, 01:25:24 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VudiEFpMPcc&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VudiEFpMPcc&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 04, 2011, 02:06:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XpvG4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 04, 2011, 02:07:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cKU7p.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 04, 2011, 02:09:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TzUzE.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 04, 2011, 02:24:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wyqV6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mauiguy on June 04, 2011, 11:15:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cKU7p.jpg)

Happy kitty....

Where's ElBastardoVerde?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 06, 2011, 12:35:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iVALZ.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on June 07, 2011, 03:41:36 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 07, 2011, 11:42:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZUXVd.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 07, 2011, 12:37:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ds0Np.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 07, 2011, 12:45:07 PM
Wow, Dale... that's... actually... beautiful.
Thank you.




Plus, there's a naked chick in the pic
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on June 07, 2011, 02:02:39 PM
Wow, Dale... that's... actually... beautiful.
Thank you.




Plus, there's a naked chick in the pic


(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/jon-stewart-half-baked.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 07, 2011, 03:13:28 PM
I ONLY post beautiful things!

Of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 08, 2011, 08:13:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/A82TU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 08, 2011, 10:14:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/RMzwD.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 08, 2011, 11:08:07 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/x14ID.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on June 08, 2011, 07:51:41 PM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/stamp.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 08, 2011, 08:21:46 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c634No1HEM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c634No1HEM
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on June 09, 2011, 11:00:06 AM
(http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20110609/1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on June 10, 2011, 01:47:27 AM
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/demotivational-posters-challenge-aceppted.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 10, 2011, 07:44:27 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzD-K-bOtp8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzD-K-bOtp8
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 10, 2011, 08:50:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3jmCp.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 10, 2011, 08:50:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4yq5S.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 10, 2011, 08:54:19 AM
Just in case... you know... you ever need to.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7odcoqjTLsE[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7odcoqjTLsE
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 10, 2011, 09:31:17 AM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf6k73f7bg1qza3e8o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on June 10, 2011, 10:11:09 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26eqFN1BB70[/youtube]


AWEsome!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 10, 2011, 11:24:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1bAoS.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on June 10, 2011, 11:26:28 AM
Julian - thank you!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on June 11, 2011, 01:41:55 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvXhxXlRgvs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 11, 2011, 10:54:11 AM
An amazing piece of footage.

http://www.2guys1stump.com/

(haha.  "footage"!)
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Post by: Fred on June 11, 2011, 10:59:49 AM
now that's nasty-
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Post by: dalebert on June 11, 2011, 03:44:16 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY2XUwak93U[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY2XUwak93U
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 11, 2011, 05:34:36 PM
Awesome, Dale. Thank you!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Vujicic
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 12, 2011, 11:44:02 PM
The Human Centipede (http://i.imgur.com/H3m7v.jpg)

You have an overwhelming urge to click it even though you know you will regret it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on June 12, 2011, 11:48:32 PM
The Human Centipede (http://i.imgur.com/H3m7v.jpg)

You have an overwhelming urge to click it even though you know you will regret it.

Dammit and I fucking knew better too.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 13, 2011, 11:46:46 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvui1j7OFCE[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvui1j7OFCE
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 13, 2011, 02:13:04 PM
The Canine Centipede[/ur]

It's really not that bad.  Click it.  ...I SAID CLICK IT!!! (http://i.imgur.com/CR0HY.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 13, 2011, 05:39:48 PM
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/DeadZiggy/doc-facemeat.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on June 13, 2011, 11:58:18 PM
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/DeadZiggy/doc-facemeat.jpg)

Now THATS fucked up Dale.


$16.50 for face meat????
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on June 14, 2011, 08:35:24 PM
(http://www.fastcompany.com/pics/sites/fastcompany.com.mba/linkedfiles/imagecache/slideshowlarge/slideshows/unicornio.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on June 14, 2011, 09:41:12 PM
Someone get rid of this fuck-hole?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 14, 2011, 10:40:37 PM
(http://image.architonic.com/img_pfm2-1/204/4260/Life-Baobab-1-h.jpg)
"One must command from each what each can perform, the king went on. "Authority is based first of all upon reason. If you command your subjects to jump into the ocean, there will be a revolution. I am entitled to command obedience because my orders are reasonable."
~The Little Prince
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on June 14, 2011, 11:25:00 PM
TY, to whoever.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 15, 2011, 05:00:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YTPQN.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 15, 2011, 05:37:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ookiO.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/1O6ci.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/wFOUH.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 15, 2011, 05:40:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GJzor.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on June 16, 2011, 01:07:30 AM
childish people do childish things in vancouver after losing game seven.


(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i461/smuridley/smallriot19.jpg)
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i461/smuridley/smallriot20.jpg)
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i461/smuridley/smallriot8.jpg)
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i461/smuridley/smallriot9.jpg)
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i461/smuridley/smallriot13.jpg)
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i461/smuridley/smallriot65.jpg)
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i461/smuridley/smallriot25.jpg)
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i461/smuridley/smallriot5.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 16, 2011, 12:58:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/i7Otq.jpg)

Oh, God...  You poor str8 guys.  Just put a bullet in your head now or pray that some pharmaceutical company invents the gay pill.  My heart goes out to you.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackie on June 16, 2011, 01:18:26 PM
Oh, God...  You poor str8 guys.  Just put a bullet in your head now or pray that some pharmaceutical company invents the gay pill. 
I'd rather be black or a jew.

I'm just sayin....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 16, 2011, 01:57:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2Ujkw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 16, 2011, 01:57:25 PM
I'd rather be black or a jew.

Why not all three?!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on June 16, 2011, 03:35:22 PM
No gay guy will ever look as cool as this dude, though:

(http://nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/riot34.jpg)


I sorta want to blow this up into a poster sized print.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 16, 2011, 04:00:20 PM
I sorta want to blow this up into a poster sized print.

Use just the critical bit.
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/1341/riot34.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 16, 2011, 05:28:58 PM
No gay guy will ever look as cool as this dude, though:

I smell a challenge...

It is an awesome photo though.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 16, 2011, 05:29:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/FuQ8T.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 16, 2011, 05:35:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ilas3.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on June 16, 2011, 06:33:39 PM
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3514540/workforfree.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 17, 2011, 12:50:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GkA5c.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on June 17, 2011, 10:20:43 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yav9-iX21c[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on June 18, 2011, 03:40:04 AM
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3514540/workforfree.jpg)
In the Alaric Private Practical Agorist School that flow chart would be required reading with a multiple choice exam that has to have 100% on it to pass the course and graduate.
Two examples I got wrong IRL.

1. A known wealthy person wants free road help. Do you help? (example changing a tire or a jump start)
   a. yes b. no
2. Your superviser asks for help moving something privately. Do you help?
   a. yes b. no

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on June 18, 2011, 02:12:09 PM
[[youtube]AfewnErdRhs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 18, 2011, 02:43:00 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGDm45niITI[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGDm45niITI
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: LTKoblinsky on June 18, 2011, 06:18:10 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGDm45niITI[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGDm45niITI

THIS!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 18, 2011, 07:49:53 PM
OMG, this is so tasteless and tacky.  It absolutely has to go in this thread.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRBkWZ2B0p8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRBkWZ2B0p8
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 18, 2011, 07:52:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PiSfx.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on June 19, 2011, 06:19:10 PM
(http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20050902/grandmakick0rj.gif) (http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20050902/overdose.jpg) (http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20050902/snake-mouse.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on June 19, 2011, 06:25:05 PM
(http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20050902/Killer%20rig.jpg) (http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20050902/doughboy.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on June 20, 2011, 11:25:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaoIsPZAgck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaoIsPZAgck)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaoIsPZAgck[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 20, 2011, 12:13:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HKmoB.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/EooKH.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on June 20, 2011, 05:39:10 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3etueeGIg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 20, 2011, 09:14:01 PM
[youtube]VgDWAvLh0yo[/youtube]

[youtube]24HpPPW1188[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on June 21, 2011, 12:10:42 AM
People that stupid and clueless get elected?
If you don't have any clue what the fuck you are talking about don't say anything.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on June 21, 2011, 05:45:06 AM
What the fuck? What the hell is HB1590 and what the fuck does that have to do with gay anal sex?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: LTKoblinsky on June 21, 2011, 07:06:24 AM
If I were the political type, it doesn't seem like it'd be too difficult to unseat her in an election.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 21, 2011, 07:10:49 AM
http://www.nhliberty.org/bills/view/2010/HB1590
"Repealing same sex marriage."

Bill died a quick and lopsided death in the House.
Roll call (http://www.gencourt.state.nh.us/bill_status/Roll_Calls/billstatus_rcdetails.aspx?vs=82&sy=2010&lb=H&eb=HB1590&sortoption=&txtsessionyear=2010&txtbillnumber=HB1590&ddlsponsors=&lsr=2069) -- the ones voting "Yea" were voting to kill the bill. Bill died 210-109.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on June 21, 2011, 09:24:02 PM
Wow


and who voted for this cunt?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on June 21, 2011, 10:14:03 PM
[youtube]vLYxeJjxc8s[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLYxeJjxc8s
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on June 23, 2011, 08:04:09 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF6ijhSrbBQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 28, 2011, 07:18:20 PM
(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/6155/ianwk.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on June 28, 2011, 09:44:38 PM
[youtube]BdDKcAPUN5I[/youtube]

love the tramp stamp....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on June 29, 2011, 11:26:59 AM
[youtube]vLYxeJjxc8s[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLYxeJjxc8s

thanks!  I like!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 29, 2011, 01:51:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1F4mo.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 29, 2011, 02:35:24 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE9wZMGaJzo[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE9wZMGaJzo
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 29, 2011, 05:48:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3vX7q.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on June 29, 2011, 06:37:16 PM
I live in New York (eww yeah I know).  So the day after the Gay Marriage law was signed I had a group come to my door with a petition to overthrow it.  They were from some Church I never heard of (I think it was a non local group bussed in).  I said if man was made in God's image then apparently at least some times God is Gay.  I also asked them who they were to rail against people for being what God made them.  Once I said the Legislation is one of the best Laws passed in a decade the started stammering for lack of something to say and changing colors.  I ended with stating I don't deal with bigots and closing the door in their face.  Best 3 minutes of my life in a long long time.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on June 29, 2011, 09:29:17 PM
(http://i.min.us/ibty7s.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on June 30, 2011, 12:52:00 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkvjt7Epwf0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on June 30, 2011, 08:51:55 PM

(http://flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/morechemicals.png) (http://"http://www.explosm.net/comics/2470/")
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://"http://www.explosm.net/")
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on June 30, 2011, 09:06:01 PM
(http://biblioklept.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/moholy.jpg)

http://www.trentu.ca/faculty/jjoyce/fw-3.htm

    riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.   
    Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-    
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor   
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse   
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper   
all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to   
tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a   
kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in   
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a   
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory   
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.   
    The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-    
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later
on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the   
offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends   
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park   
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-
linsfirst loved livvy.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on July 01, 2011, 04:02:06 AM
(http://biblioklept.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/moholy.jpg)

http://www.trentu.ca/faculty/jjoyce/fw-3.htm

    riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.   
    Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-    
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor   
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse   
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper   
all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to   
tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a   
kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in   
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a   
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory   
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.   
    The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-    
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later
on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the   
offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends   
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park   
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-
linsfirst loved livvy.

Well HELL that made more sense than trying to read Joyce.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on July 01, 2011, 09:54:18 AM
I read some FW in college one day while shrooming. The words leapt out from the page in rainbow colors, which mad reading difficult, but I think I understood more of the underlying story-threads than ever before.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on July 02, 2011, 08:35:49 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz1nQEQ6UAQ[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll5Pp41PRAw[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prn_WVYC7vs[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLb4g1PJVBU[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIC6sP7sDF0[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m0HxZhuqRc[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alK6PEQI8g8[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKbsByPejP4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on July 04, 2011, 07:53:03 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgqfNUiYp74[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on July 04, 2011, 08:12:11 PM
Anal sex warning to "gay boys"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM-pW0yEzFc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 04, 2011, 08:33:28 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA4L3lJnl-E[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA4L3lJnl-E
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 07, 2011, 07:35:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ykaHU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 07, 2011, 10:44:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5Km6f.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 08, 2011, 01:42:40 PM
Dancing caterpillars 4realz (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ff_1309986236)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 08, 2011, 05:27:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/imNu2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mauiguy on July 08, 2011, 06:40:11 PM
This should be called the "where the HELL did you find that Dalebert!?" thread.

Lawl
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 08, 2011, 11:33:27 PM
I'm very... resourceful.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on July 09, 2011, 03:23:26 AM
(http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20110709/2.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 11, 2011, 10:09:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oKHPc.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/vZuV7.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/wCsgN.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 11, 2011, 01:24:04 PM
(http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/1ZD9Fs4srrpekj0.gif)


(http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/0OVtrSSBvERpdG2.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on July 11, 2011, 05:30:13 PM
it's too small open this shit in a new tab

(http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20110711/1.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 12, 2011, 12:33:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NycGS.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 12, 2011, 01:03:13 AM
Rated XXX (http://i.imgur.com/9Hhjs.gif)

Go on.  Click it!  You know you can't resist.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on July 12, 2011, 02:48:10 AM
GODDAMMIT!!!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 12, 2011, 08:52:56 AM
GODDAMMIT!!!!!

That's it!  i just came.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 12, 2011, 09:27:29 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 12, 2011, 09:51:35 AM
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/154727_479653013120_754803120_5641815_516015_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on July 12, 2011, 12:55:10 PM
(http://letterville.com/articles/bob_burns/vondutch/images/eyeball.jpg) (http://letterville.com/articles/bob_burns/vondutch/)
Quote
No discussion of Von Dutch would be complete without touching on the subject of his famous Flying Eyeball logo. What's the story behind it?

According to Von Dutch, the flying eyeball originated with the Macedonian and Egyptian cultures about 5000 years ago. It was a symbol meaning "the eye in the sky knows all and sees all", or something like that. Dutch got a hold of this symbol and modified it into the flyin'eyeball we know of today. He always believed in reincarnation, and the eyeball, somehow, was tied to that.There have been numerous "incarnations" of this design over the years. It still remains an icon of the '50s and '60s street rod crowd. Now ya know!

dutch_10.jpg (13811 bytes)Dutch lived life hard. His bad habits eventually caught up with him, and he developed a stomach abscess. He didn't like doctors, but towards the end, the pain got so bad, he finally saw a doctor. By then it was too late. Dutch died on the 19th. of September, 1992, leaving behind his two daughters, Lisa and Lorna.

On a personal note.... The reason I'm in this business is solely due to Von Dutch. He 'spider-webbed' my '49 Ford Dashboard in 1954 and I haven't been right since.

I striped my first car ....a 1951 Packard...soon after, then over the course of the next 15 years, I practiced on the side while working at a "Real' job.  In 1969, I started hanging out with Dutch to get my mind 'Right." He worked on me pretty good, and here we are today.

I guess the ole' man is turning over in his grave (actually, his ashes were thrown in the Pacific) now that the computer is here! "Progress"....something he hated.


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jBKj2GBcKyE/TGq9KLzGk4I/AAAAAAAAAF0/KL1t32CTdaU/s640/New%2BTattoo%2BTrendy.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 13, 2011, 11:11:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GeWW9.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 13, 2011, 03:24:54 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtEtwwCkP88[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtEtwwCkP88
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 13, 2011, 05:03:51 PM
(http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Spread-anarchy.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 13, 2011, 11:29:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bSAom.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 13, 2011, 11:32:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/R1o7W.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2011, 11:09:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/RIbiU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2011, 11:38:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/KuJ04.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GYFdI.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/8OdHd.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2011, 11:39:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/wSTTl.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2011, 11:49:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/aNCq6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2011, 11:51:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bsOZk.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2011, 12:00:18 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq-tzKELY0U[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq-tzKELY0U
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 15, 2011, 06:04:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zRqcQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 15, 2011, 06:38:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CEzoK.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 16, 2011, 08:15:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/knbCN.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on July 16, 2011, 10:47:23 PM
That looks a little like Jeremy Crafts.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 16, 2011, 11:45:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sogg2.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on July 18, 2011, 11:39:41 PM
(http://memepics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/joseph-ducreux-i-like-big-butts.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 19, 2011, 10:49:54 AM
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/003/0/3/haters_gonna_hate_by_genshihebi-d36bgfk.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 20, 2011, 12:24:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fHisu.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on July 20, 2011, 07:02:44 AM
[youtube]ByNOHz0ZHns[/youtube]
[youtube]l1P3MJP8bGE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on July 20, 2011, 09:40:57 AM
(http://If it were up to me, every thread would be a prostate orgasm thread.)

Oops.  I meant to img-tag this.  Screwed up my copy/paste.

(http://i.imgur.com/RIExZ.jpg)
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Post by: anarchir on July 20, 2011, 10:02:14 AM
(http://If it were up to me, every thread would be a prostate orgasm thread.)

 :?
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Post by: dalebert on July 20, 2011, 02:59:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uLTpI.png)
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Post by: dalebert on July 20, 2011, 04:11:43 PM
Link pls! (http://i.imgur.com/NNFqZ.png)
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Post by: anarchir on July 20, 2011, 05:40:40 PM
Dammit. Why do I forget and click on those?
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Post by: dalebert on July 20, 2011, 06:34:32 PM
Dammit. Why do I forget and click on those?

Subconsciously, you love my chaos thread links.
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Post by: anarchir on July 20, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
Dammit. Why do I forget and click on those?

Subconsciously, you love my chaos thread links.
'
O_o News to me.
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Post by: LTKoblinsky on July 20, 2011, 08:19:51 PM
Quote
Oops! Google Chrome could not find if it were up to me, every thread would be a prostate orgasm thread.

the fuck?
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Post by: anarchir on July 20, 2011, 08:28:56 PM
Quote
Oops! Google Chrome could not find if it were up to me, every thread would be a prostate orgasm thread.

the fuck?

Edit.
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Post by: dalebert on July 20, 2011, 10:53:04 PM
Quote
Oops! Google Chrome could not find if it were up to me, every thread would be a prostate orgasm thread.

the fuck?

I told you!  It was a copy/paste error!  420chan.  There's weird stuph there.  What can I say?
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Post by: dalebert on July 21, 2011, 08:03:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/akLmn.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 21, 2011, 10:48:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vU39c.jpg)

Anyone else curious what the groom's tux looks like?
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Post by: dalebert on July 21, 2011, 11:39:55 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZKb_-MwM0w[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZKb_-MwM0w
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Post by: Rodeen on July 21, 2011, 09:26:29 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k[/youtube]
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Post by: dalebert on July 22, 2011, 12:16:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SBSdA.png)
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Post by: Rodeen on July 22, 2011, 01:27:55 PM

(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/kind.png) (http://"http://www.explosm.net/comics/2482/")
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://"http://www.explosm.net/")
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Post by: dalebert on July 22, 2011, 02:55:11 PM
"Don't fear God's love. He hasn't gotten anyone pregnant in 2000 years." -- http://www.oglaf.com/booklove/
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Post by: Riddler on July 22, 2011, 03:55:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SBSdA.png)


ugghh
the gayness just keeps on rolling.....................
there outta be a law
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Post by: Skibicki on July 23, 2011, 01:05:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/YvVOZ.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 23, 2011, 10:04:26 AM
Does anyone else imagine Jaws music when they see this NSFW pic (http://i.imgur.com/UoYdp.jpg)?
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Post by: alaric89 on July 23, 2011, 11:42:53 AM
I will never be the first to click on another chaosdalebert link again.
Can the first sucker give a report?
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Post by: dalebert on July 23, 2011, 11:58:22 AM
I will never be the first to click on another chaosdalebert link again.
Can the first sucker give a report?

Wuss
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Post by: SeanD on July 23, 2011, 12:02:13 PM
Does anyone else imagine Jaws music when they see this NSFW pic (http://i.imgur.com/UoYdp.jpg)?
No
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Post by: SeanD on July 23, 2011, 12:02:42 PM
I will never be the first to click on another chaosdalebert link again.
Can the first sucker give a report?
Nope.  Man up.
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Post by: dalebert on July 23, 2011, 12:06:32 PM
Nope.  Man up.

QFT
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Post by: John Shaw on July 23, 2011, 07:11:11 PM
One for Dale -

(http://chattypics.com/files/marcomazzonithesexualpredator_8wzrizqrqm.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 23, 2011, 11:28:28 PM
Anyone care to verify these numbers?  I can imagine someone trying to start an Internet meme and figuring hardly anyone will actually check.

(http://i.imgur.com/5IjKD.gif)
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Post by: Rodeen on July 24, 2011, 12:55:57 AM
Anyone care to verify these numbers?  I can imagine someone trying to start an Internet meme and figuring hardly anyone will actually check.

(http://i.imgur.com/5IjKD.gif)


All are legit.   Except the last dude.    Who is he?
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Post by: dalebert on July 24, 2011, 08:49:02 AM
All are legit.   Except the last dude.    Who is he?

I don't know either, but why did they use a GIF of him fapping?
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Post by: alaric89 on July 24, 2011, 09:10:20 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Jones (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Jones)
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Post by: dalebert on July 25, 2011, 08:29:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/v7s94.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 25, 2011, 11:04:34 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ
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Post by: John Shaw on July 25, 2011, 06:50:55 PM
(http://chattypics.com/download.php?file=77ad2a9d3fc93fcee358bb9159716c_fda5b2rzdz.gif)
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Post by: John Shaw on July 25, 2011, 06:52:55 PM
(http://chattypics.com/download.php?file=1276902481007_09kdig2u2y.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 25, 2011, 08:18:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zvfYV.jpg)
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Post by: LTKoblinsky on July 25, 2011, 08:29:28 PM
The fuck? that's how every soldier showers...
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2011, 09:52:02 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyXdbcYRBiw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyXdbcYRBiw
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Post by: BonerJoe on July 26, 2011, 09:59:02 AM
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=mEuYO-C355-
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Post by: anarchir on July 26, 2011, 03:07:07 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ

I would love to make a few dishes like that at my work!  :lol:

Oh, and I dont understand the appeal of the whole "Time Warp" Rocky Horror thing. I started watching the Rocky Horror movie and shut it off out of boredom. I see people get so excited when that song plays, and like with the puppet video you posted, but...boring.
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Post by: alaric89 on July 26, 2011, 03:32:30 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY6zAj8lBbs[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY6zAj8lBbs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY6zAj8lBbs)
All right, this is war!
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Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2011, 01:01:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/u0roe.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2011, 12:19:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bArnK.jpg)

Thank Bonerjoe for discovering that one.
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Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2011, 12:19:37 PM
And this one.

(http://i.imgur.com/jJ9ER.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2011, 12:29:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Gyt9x.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2011, 12:32:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TubCk.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2011, 12:33:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AQq78.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2011, 12:36:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aUQi7.jpg)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 27, 2011, 12:42:11 PM

Oh, and I dont understand the appeal of the whole "Time Warp" Rocky Horror thing. I started watching the Rocky Horror movie and shut it off out of boredom. I see people get so excited when that song plays

Theres no real appeal to it. Its just one of those things that attained cult-classic status and people act like they really like it, but really dont. Just one of those weird sheeple things, like the Macarena dance back in the 90's. Nobody would listen to that song in their car while driving to work, but get a bunch of fools together in the same room at a wedding or something like that and they'd go apeshit over it

Now I will say I really used to enjoy going to the RHPS things at the cinema years ago, where you bring toilet paper and stuff. We'd smuggle eggs into the place and at that key moment when everyone is screaming at the screen in response to some line said and not really paying attention to whats going on around them, we would let lose a few eggs.............THWACK!!!!!...... right in the back of someones head. That part was fun, but wasn't really an official part of the whole experience. Just something we took upon ourselves to add.
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Post by: SeanD on July 27, 2011, 01:04:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AQq78.jpg)

Planking gone WTF.
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Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2011, 01:13:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IEgMG.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2011, 01:21:46 PM
Tripping on Benadryl (http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1311718234399.png)
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Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2011, 01:26:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/F0iPm.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on July 27, 2011, 02:26:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TubCk.jpg)

IT'S A TRAP (http://i.imgur.com/Xj1H9.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on July 27, 2011, 02:34:01 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaLjqpL_C_o[/youtube]
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Post by: Skibicki on July 28, 2011, 09:12:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/kYjNs.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 28, 2011, 11:49:24 AM
WTF?

(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/145237-2/Soccer_penis_bite.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 28, 2011, 02:22:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ha5JZ.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 28, 2011, 02:24:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3J8EA.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 28, 2011, 02:26:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0SYOf.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on July 28, 2011, 03:08:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/A8ZB0.jpg)
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Post by: anarchir on July 29, 2011, 01:10:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0SYOf.jpg)

Fuck yeah. Mr Bean/Rowan Atkinson rocks.
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Post by: dalebert on July 29, 2011, 12:07:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oYWbM.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 29, 2011, 03:33:39 PM
Is this just a period?  Click and tell me what's going on here.

Go ahead.  Click. (http://i.imgur.com/Rsfsi.jpg)
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Post by: anarchir on July 29, 2011, 04:20:27 PM
Is this just a period?  Click and tell me what's going on here.

Go ahead.  Click. (http://i.imgur.com/Rsfsi.jpg)

I did a mouse hover, close one.
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Post by: dalebert on July 29, 2011, 04:33:14 PM
I did a mouse hover, close one.

You realize... that means I win.
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2011, 12:21:12 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WvLB8P-DM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WvLB8P-DM
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Post by: John Shaw on July 30, 2011, 01:23:41 AM
Tetsuo link

Having seen that movie in an art house over twenty years ago, I didn't click.
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2011, 06:49:04 AM
Having seen that movie in an art house over twenty years ago, I didn't click.

So did I!
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2011, 11:53:12 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c4_1312028608

He's even fixed bicycles!
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2011, 12:05:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2Um77.jpg)
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Post by: Fred on July 30, 2011, 12:20:33 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WvLB8P-DM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WvLB8P-DM


That is some wild shit right there.  I never saw it before - can't believe I had to watch all of it!
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Post by: alaric89 on July 30, 2011, 01:20:29 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew0lIeOsWvE&feature=feedrec_grec_index[/youtube]
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 30, 2011, 01:32:43 PM
The one on the left is obviously the smarter of the two. He makes a better argument.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmA2ClUvUY[/youtube]
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Post by: alaric89 on July 30, 2011, 01:34:24 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj0YhQh5LeQ&feature=related[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj0YhQh5LeQ&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj0YhQh5LeQ&feature=related)
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Post by: alaric89 on July 30, 2011, 01:41:05 PM
(http://www.dancollinscartoons.com/HustlerToons1/Eve_fs.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2011, 02:50:06 PM
The one on the left is obviously the smarter of the two. He makes a better argument.

Yeah, the one on the right is obviously trolling.
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2011, 05:59:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eWZjT.gif)
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Post by: alaric89 on July 30, 2011, 06:10:38 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiP1VL05azI&feature=related[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiP1VL05azI&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiP1VL05azI&feature=related)
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Post by: LTKoblinsky on July 30, 2011, 10:34:45 PM
...'not an American's attitude.' pots and kettles if I should say so.
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Post by: Fred on August 01, 2011, 12:08:48 PM
you look like a girl.
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Post by: dalebert on August 01, 2011, 02:14:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fDEE4.gif)
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Post by: hellbilly on August 01, 2011, 07:13:49 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WvLB8P-DM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WvLB8P-DM

On the VHS release of Tetsuo, there's a short film tacked on at the end, can't remember it's name but it's great. Haven't been able to find it online.. maybe Shaw can help, considering his film know-how? The plot is basic.. a drummer tries out for a band at a desolate warehouse. The band's previous drummer, or someone, attacks the new guy. Sounds dull but it's awesome.
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Post by: dalebert on August 01, 2011, 07:49:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h9Zq9.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 01, 2011, 09:51:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pnM62.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 02, 2011, 02:45:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yp5mz.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 02, 2011, 02:49:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eBrdo.jpg)
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Post by: John Shaw on August 02, 2011, 04:50:58 PM
On the VHS release of Tetsuo, there's a short film tacked on at the end, can't remember it's name but it's great. Haven't been able to find it online.. maybe Shaw can help, considering his film know-how? The plot is basic.. a drummer tries out for a band at a desolate warehouse. The band's previous drummer, or someone, attacks the new guy. Sounds dull but it's awesome.

Boy I sure as hell remember it, but I couldn't for the life of me pull the title.
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Post by: Fred on August 02, 2011, 04:53:04 PM
I'd watch all that guys stuff-
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Post by: dalebert on August 02, 2011, 06:48:24 PM
But not on the DVD release?  Damn.  I have the DVD and will check, just in case.
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Post by: dalebert on August 02, 2011, 06:49:43 PM
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll2bdwliUH1qapdrao1_500.jpg)
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Post by: hellbilly on August 02, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
Got it brothas. "Drum Struck" - http://vimeo.com/7754939
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Post by: dalebert on August 02, 2011, 11:36:48 PM
The Green Lantern Self-Pleasuring (http://i.imgur.com/gNRhu.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 03, 2011, 12:40:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/k6lRr.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 03, 2011, 01:14:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xOaS2.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 03, 2011, 01:15:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/b3WMI.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 03, 2011, 01:20:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4k3l4.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 03, 2011, 01:21:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/jcei9.jpg)
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Post by: SeanD on August 03, 2011, 01:52:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/jcei9.jpg)

Man that is fucked up and cool as shit at the same time.
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Post by: dalebert on August 03, 2011, 08:05:09 AM
Man that is fucked up and cool as shit at the same time.

Well, for FWIW, I doubt he had his arm removed just so he could get a cool tattoo.
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Post by: SeanD on August 03, 2011, 02:22:00 PM
I would agree.  Still kinda cool way to deal with an injury.  I knew a guy that had a zipper tattooed over his appendectomy scar.
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Post by: alaric89 on August 03, 2011, 03:25:02 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWoz43MKTuY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWoz43MKTuY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWoz43MKTuY)
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Post by: dalebert on August 03, 2011, 07:26:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ojpZW.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2011, 10:00:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/kztWy.jpg)
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Post by: alaric89 on August 04, 2011, 10:04:30 AM
http://watchersweb.com/sub_preview.php?sub_no=2vvpwm1311820963
Only good post to a thread that will soon disappear. I moved it here.
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2011, 10:12:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/iMats.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on August 04, 2011, 10:59:30 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/paranormal/1/0/5/V/1/chupacabras-snail.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2011, 09:53:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/buIYg.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2011, 10:09:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3RWnM.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2011, 10:09:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dUDSh.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2011, 10:11:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NGoik.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2011, 10:13:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9FKZV.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2011, 11:01:54 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgtR4QLL3W8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgtR4QLL3W8
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2011, 11:20:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/St5j0.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2011, 11:21:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0HOnQ.gif)
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Post by: Skibicki on August 05, 2011, 07:34:46 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0DA7AYtlf4[/youtube]
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Post by: dalebert on August 05, 2011, 04:21:26 PM
Gary Busey as the Gingerbread Man

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K95j-bnbdOE[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K95j-bnbdOE
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Post by: dalebert on August 05, 2011, 04:28:29 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Od92391upY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Od92391upY
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Post by: dalebert on August 05, 2011, 05:59:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rVc28.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 05, 2011, 06:15:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CW06v.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on August 05, 2011, 10:07:15 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZWrkeNTakE[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JepiLQQVEoY&NR=1[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osh3DBlQiP0[/youtube]
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Post by: Skibicki on August 05, 2011, 10:17:11 PM
for us easily entertained folks  :D
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ8sZnQ2nB0[/youtube]
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Post by: dalebert on August 06, 2011, 10:17:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PXy17.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 06, 2011, 10:28:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1bXDg.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 06, 2011, 10:37:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/IcO9f.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 06, 2011, 10:40:45 AM
So schmexy! (http://i.imgur.com/2qlG7.jpg)

CLICK IT!!

Either way... I win.
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Post by: dalebert on August 06, 2011, 10:43:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hdJb4.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 06, 2011, 10:46:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/cKusl.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 06, 2011, 10:50:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/KkdaA.png)
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Post by: alaric89 on August 06, 2011, 05:12:04 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S24ofEQj4&feature=related[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S24ofEQj4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S24ofEQj4&feature=related)
The shear stupidity of this video astounded me. I thought those parodies were based on things that didn't look like a parody.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhaXh1UY7-4&feature=related[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhaXh1UY7-4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhaXh1UY7-4&feature=related)
Like this one. I don't know which is funnier.
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Post by: dalebert on August 07, 2011, 04:30:58 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S24ofEQj4&feature=related[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S24ofEQj4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S24ofEQj4&feature=related)

We discussed this on the show today.
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Post by: dalebert on August 07, 2011, 06:46:44 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4haIvqBzYM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4haIvqBzYM
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Post by: dalebert on August 07, 2011, 07:38:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SSPu7.jpg)
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Post by: BonerJoe on August 08, 2011, 12:50:49 AM
http://smellydischarge.com/stinky-vagina
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Post by: dalebert on August 08, 2011, 07:12:27 AM
http://smellydischarge.com/stinky-vagina

Just turned gayer.
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Post by: SeanD on August 08, 2011, 01:46:21 PM
http://smellydischarge.com/stinky-vagina

Just turned gayer.

As if.
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Post by: LTKoblinsky on August 08, 2011, 05:10:41 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4haIvqBzYM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4haIvqBzYM

Oh, the irony of this...
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on August 08, 2011, 07:52:43 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/123911-5/Goddess_Bunny.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 08, 2011, 08:38:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uWeyd.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 09, 2011, 08:43:15 AM
http://vimeo.com/27003856
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Post by: Skibicki on August 10, 2011, 12:25:17 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kp3FgmeCM0[/youtube]
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Post by: Skibicki on August 10, 2011, 12:30:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1QM7E.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/uAdAW.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on August 10, 2011, 12:32:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZpD8Z.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/xcU2h.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on August 10, 2011, 12:36:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/KKCXI.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/twGYf.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Dhyty.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/JPRtc.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rNQSc.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 10, 2011, 06:58:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1QM7E.jpg)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81729266/
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Post by: dalebert on August 10, 2011, 09:44:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gUcSd.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 10, 2011, 09:53:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cad0a.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 10, 2011, 10:01:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/g8eZn.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 10, 2011, 10:02:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yxLFg.png)
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Post by: dalebert on August 10, 2011, 10:04:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bBdfu.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 11, 2011, 10:22:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9dj1j.gif)
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Post by: John Shaw on August 11, 2011, 12:00:51 PM
[youtube]lwDHK0REuMs[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwDHK0REuMs&feature=related
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Post by: Pizzly on August 11, 2011, 05:40:13 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgE3edYsJIk&feature=feedu[/youtube]
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Post by: dalebert on August 11, 2011, 06:53:16 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgE3edYsJIk&feature=feedu[/youtube]

My first salvia trip was kinda like that.
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Post by: dalebert on August 11, 2011, 10:47:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QClJe.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 11, 2011, 10:49:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rReDI.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 11, 2011, 10:51:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/o7yjt.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 11, 2011, 10:52:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/p6W8g.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 11, 2011, 10:53:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/z5pxO.png)
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Post by: dalebert on August 11, 2011, 11:30:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yOUIC.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on August 12, 2011, 02:43:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/pZ1s8.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/wH9Sc.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/bW1Ho.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/INJe9.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Ttxa8.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on August 12, 2011, 02:51:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vyjVm.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 12, 2011, 08:02:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9g61i.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 12, 2011, 08:08:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/yBpUr.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 12, 2011, 05:49:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fMvOI.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 12, 2011, 07:07:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/D7Lop.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 12, 2011, 11:35:47 PM
Don't know why it's labeled "fail gif".  Looks like win gif to me!

(http://i.imgur.com/Z6Y5q.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 13, 2011, 12:06:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gv4f9.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 13, 2011, 09:22:52 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cwVeIVZY18[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cwVeIVZY18
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Post by: dalebert on August 13, 2011, 09:46:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/yZ25O.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 13, 2011, 09:50:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QE8wy.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 13, 2011, 09:53:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HDZV3.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 13, 2011, 07:49:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aZ2Bq.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 13, 2011, 09:42:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/8QxTP.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 13, 2011, 09:43:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6QlVP.png)
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Post by: dalebert on August 14, 2011, 07:33:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lgQUF.jpg)
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Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on August 14, 2011, 01:02:32 PM
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m77/Brooklyn_Red_Leg/PosterBachmann.jpg)

:lol:
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Post by: dalebert on August 15, 2011, 11:16:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/i7UlL.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 15, 2011, 11:43:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/aUhVs.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on August 16, 2011, 12:54:52 AM
posted another anime video because i hate you all  :shock:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bf0aYBk0OQ[/youtube]

TUTURU SHALL FILL YOUR MIND
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT1kUEhO7M4[/youtube]
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Post by: BonerJoe on August 16, 2011, 02:00:29 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu7UoglxCsU[/youtube]
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Post by: dalebert on August 16, 2011, 08:27:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wYJqB.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 16, 2011, 08:32:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KwZDM.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 16, 2011, 08:38:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KyFbQ.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 17, 2011, 03:01:03 PM
WARNING: This pic is pron (https://7chan.org/fag/src/131356343178.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 17, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2t6iK.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 17, 2011, 03:21:04 PM
I am amused by this picture.

(http://i.imgur.com/3BAxM.jpg)
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Post by: SeanD on August 17, 2011, 03:27:59 PM
Wrong dwarf - that is totally Grumpy.
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Post by: gibson042 on August 17, 2011, 03:41:19 PM
I love that this thread is still active. How about some nerd sniping?

(http://i.imgur.com/cYZms.jpg)
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Post by: gibson042 on August 17, 2011, 03:41:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3uykS.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 17, 2011, 04:05:06 PM
I love that this thread is still active. How about some nerd sniping?

(http://i.imgur.com/cYZms.jpg)

But that's not...  You've got... !!  Ohhhhh...  I see what you tried to do there.  Nice try.   8)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 17, 2011, 04:53:42 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zatFoVQb6xQ[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zatFoVQb6xQ
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Post by: SeanD on August 17, 2011, 05:17:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3uykS.jpg)

Heh heh a trio of wrong.  Good job.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 17, 2011, 07:02:59 PM
(http://epicfail.net/files/images/star-wars-fan-fail.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 17, 2011, 07:03:47 PM
(http://yzen.atodev3.com/HLIC/071402fdd1a20de55ad6ef9b0b13e116.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 17, 2011, 10:27:08 PM
(http://www.pxleyes.com/images/users/S/Sarah06/2982/fullsize/4e305a4dd873c.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 17, 2011, 10:56:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cYZms.jpg)
There are at least four things wrong with this picture...
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Post by: dalebert on August 18, 2011, 01:26:57 AM
There are at least four things wrong with this picture...

Oh!  He gotcha.
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Post by: Rodeen on August 18, 2011, 03:20:27 AM

(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/jinkies.png)
[URL=http://"http://www.explosm.net/comics/2489/"]
(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/makeup.png)
[URL=http://"http://www.explosm.net/comics/2504/"]
(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/clowncar.png)
[URL=http://"http://www.explosm.net/comics/2501/"]
(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Dave/comiciwannagrowupnew1.png) (http://"http://www.explosm.net/comics/2515/")
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Post by: dalebert on August 18, 2011, 07:09:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JfBgy.jpg)

Someone go ahead and say it.  I've set you up for it.
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Post by: dalebert on August 18, 2011, 11:03:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BSnWr.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 18, 2011, 11:11:51 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t73urU2Degw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t73urU2Degw
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 18, 2011, 11:32:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4TPpD.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/XgcFJ.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on August 18, 2011, 11:33:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pFHnl.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/g8LOk.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/HkdWX.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 19, 2011, 12:07:29 AM
Human Centipede, the Music Video

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC6DuckeJUM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC6DuckeJUM
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 19, 2011, 03:58:28 AM
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/memes-untitled16.jpg)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/8/19/aa48da3f-0cc9-40e4-aae2-1290c7e30d99.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 19, 2011, 09:21:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3F0Yw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on August 19, 2011, 09:31:52 AM
Only in Japan Taiwan...

(http://www.thereviewcrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sasuke_rice.jpg)
Chronicling the near-perfect balance of McDonald's Naruto toy. (http://www.thereviewcrew.com/news/the-strange-mcdonalds-toy-thats-sweeping-taiwan/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on August 19, 2011, 02:14:07 PM
awesome
(http://www.thereviewcrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sasuke_toy.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 19, 2011, 03:25:26 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZymDq-Dp6I0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 19, 2011, 03:26:51 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DA_WwO90c[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 19, 2011, 06:56:38 PM
The Internet Genie

(http://i.imgur.com/rrlb6.jpg)
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Post by: BonerJoe on August 20, 2011, 11:32:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9ilmM.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 21, 2011, 12:21:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Wlhem.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 21, 2011, 12:21:50 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 21, 2011, 01:36:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/B5odu.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 22, 2011, 12:14:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/tMYVW.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on August 22, 2011, 01:51:07 PM
-1 for incorrect Pop Tart. +4 for IRL.

(http://i.imgur.com/emiZR.gif)
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Post by: gibson042 on August 22, 2011, 02:04:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wSSba.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on August 22, 2011, 03:15:51 PM
[3:04:31 PM] Jay: i totally dig the chest hair only between the boobies thing
[3:13:30 PM] Dalebert: On guys, they're called "titties".
[3:14:49 PM] Jay: whatevs
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on August 22, 2011, 03:47:51 PM
If you sleep in at my house, you are "Doom"ed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sQFx_e_0jc)

[youtube]-sQFx_e_0jc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on August 22, 2011, 03:49:53 PM
That sounds like Ridley.
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Post by: dalebert on August 22, 2011, 07:30:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/99T7t.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on August 23, 2011, 01:11:29 AM
(http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2000/08/gumby.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 23, 2011, 03:46:07 AM
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i461/smuridley/Ye-Olde-Timey-FFFFUUUU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 23, 2011, 08:40:47 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnu0giUS00[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on August 23, 2011, 09:01:20 AM
A 10-minute celebration of Ahnold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw)

[youtube]pDxn0Xfqkgw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 23, 2011, 09:49:50 AM
(http://dailyjocks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/grundies1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 23, 2011, 11:47:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/8cIhs.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on August 23, 2011, 10:39:31 PM
Still Alive? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4drucg1A6Xk)

[youtube]4drucg1A6Xk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 24, 2011, 12:42:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5HMrs.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 24, 2011, 10:31:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4kL22.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on August 25, 2011, 12:24:38 AM
(http://bigpichost.com/files/pantsonsqueeze_qkzr1l72.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 25, 2011, 02:24:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QHscX.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4Pnph.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BIQvP.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/H3hox.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/11vMN.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 25, 2011, 02:31:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rQJrt.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rJ8A9.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dV35l.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/uTsHg.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/8iYaw.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/mqQre.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 25, 2011, 02:33:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Uh70j.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/js85I.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 25, 2011, 02:37:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/UPipX.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/zIDZZ.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/SeQXV.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/nbUhk.png)
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Post by: dalebert on August 25, 2011, 10:16:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4bQ0v.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 25, 2011, 10:18:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fY6H7.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 25, 2011, 03:54:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MxNIz.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 26, 2011, 02:33:12 AM
Someone Killed a Three-Foot-Long Rat With a Pitchfork at the Marcy Houses
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/08/someone_killed_a_three-foot-lo.html?imw=Y&f=most-emailed-24h5 (http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/08/someone_killed_a_three-foot-lo.html?imw=Y&f=most-emailed-24h5)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 26, 2011, 08:02:57 AM
edit: maybe the originals would be nice for context... brb niggas

a surprise visit from a WWE wrestler
original version - the man in the costume is Kimura the pervert teacher.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkSPX2jcJ2E[/youtube]

Kaorin is dissapointed by the recent events in WWE RAW and "Chiyo is psychologically scarred."
WARNING: STRANGE BONERS MAY APPEAR
[youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LSSwEz0liI[/youtube]

Original video - Kaorin getting worked up over her lesbian crush
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab3mbsYg6eE[/youtube]
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Post by: dalebert on August 26, 2011, 08:47:58 AM
Someone Killed a Three-Foot-Long Rat With a Pitchfork at the Marcy Houses
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/08/someone_killed_a_three-foot-lo.html?imw=Y&f=most-emailed-24h5 (http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/08/someone_killed_a_three-foot-lo.html?imw=Y&f=most-emailed-24h5)

(http://i.imgur.com/K7uWI.jpg)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLGDwcGAu-4[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLGDwcGAu-4
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Post by: dalebert on August 26, 2011, 12:55:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sRYbD.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 26, 2011, 02:44:23 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylV8y_JZbuk[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vig3tJWN7ag[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 26, 2011, 02:45:42 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwc8A2QoF3g[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 27, 2011, 01:13:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bcKSE.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 27, 2011, 02:43:56 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWywHqHCrSA[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWywHqHCrSA
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 27, 2011, 11:45:35 PM
too fuckin funny.

can you imagine ronald mcdonald knocking your iphone to the ground cause you didn't supersize your meal?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 28, 2011, 02:03:28 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0kGEC69S7c[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZQLeeNo6Qw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 28, 2011, 09:53:47 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUVKXnaBCFY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUVKXnaBCFY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 28, 2011, 09:54:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/8WpNm.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 28, 2011, 11:05:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dsduY.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 29, 2011, 08:15:26 AM
http://egotvonline.com/2011/08/25/why-you-shouldnt-swim-after-a-hurricane/
(http://i.imgur.com/cLITp.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 29, 2011, 04:05:50 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Mbl-0Jrwo[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Mbl-0Jrwo
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 29, 2011, 04:08:11 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TiuitHImnM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TiuitHImnM
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 30, 2011, 12:27:55 AM
This is awesome beyond your wildest imaginations!  You should watch it at work.

http://www.spankwire.com/Guy-Rides-Dildo-on-Washing-Machine/video233787/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on August 30, 2011, 01:19:01 AM
This is awesome beyond your wildest imaginations!  You should watch it at work.

http://www.spankwire.com/Guy-Rides-Dildo-on-Washing-Machine/video233787/


Saw the URL. Didn't click.

Better for it.

 8)
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on August 30, 2011, 12:16:58 PM
[youtube]WnzlbyTZsQY[/youtube]
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Post by: dalebert on August 30, 2011, 12:28:34 PM
Saw the URL. Didn't click.

Oh, but he's so lithe and smooth and beautiful, with such perky, firm little buns!
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Post by: John Shaw on August 30, 2011, 12:31:21 PM
Oh, but he's so lithe and smooth and beautiful, with such perky, firm little buns!

Highlighted relevant word.  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 30, 2011, 01:14:32 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqq2gpBMHH1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on August 30, 2011, 02:04:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbger_4LSes
[youtube]rbger_4LSes[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 30, 2011, 09:15:35 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3tbJYg_QRI[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3tbJYg_QRI
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on August 30, 2011, 09:24:22 PM
aaarrrgggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

That's not a blackhead, that's a minature loch ness monster - can't believe I watched it!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on August 30, 2011, 09:30:38 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stLVPoqRfdU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 30, 2011, 11:32:54 PM
aaarrrgggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

That's not a blackhead, that's a minature loch ness monster - can't believe I watched it!

This should help you to recover.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFFYVCVRSOI[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFFYVCVRSOI
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Post by: dalebert on August 30, 2011, 11:35:29 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRaaFS-cfGk[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRaaFS-cfGk
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 30, 2011, 11:40:51 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqV1MCDLcMM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqV1MCDLcMM
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Post by: Coconut on August 30, 2011, 11:52:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Xz5fU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 30, 2011, 11:58:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/I9RrF.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 31, 2011, 02:45:32 AM
too ridiculous for the music thread  :P
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwnE0iiRAI[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 31, 2011, 04:08:26 AM
What has been seen cannot be unseen!

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on August 31, 2011, 11:35:37 AM

Leroy Leutscher, 86, of Arizona, slipped and fell on a pair of pruning shears that went right through his eye and down his neck. Amazingly, he's doing pretty well given the circumstances.


From the Telegraph:

Luetscher was rushed to the hospital, where surgeons removed the shears and rebuilt his orbital floor with metal mesh, saving his eye. Doctors say Mr Luetscher still has slight swelling in his eyelids and minor double vision but has otherwise recovered.




(http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/multimedia_archive_01983_leroy220_1983488f.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 31, 2011, 01:54:45 PM
What has been seen cannot be unseen!

IKR?  That japanimation/rap stuph that Skibicki posts is disturbing.
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Post by: Skibicki on August 31, 2011, 03:08:18 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgJTsXDNJp4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on August 31, 2011, 03:15:07 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOcPVz5e2Ak[/youtube]

:D
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Post by: Skibicki on August 31, 2011, 04:00:36 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robotech_(TV_series)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on August 31, 2011, 04:06:56 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robotech_(TV_series)

Been a fan since '85 myself. And yes, I know its a combining of 3 unrelated anime series (4 if you count the aborted Robotech the Movie which was MegaZone 23). :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 31, 2011, 08:20:21 PM
Youtube has official Robotech and Macross streams. Search here. I like video you found. http://www.youtube.com/shows/animation-cartoons?feature=sh_c&pt=g
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on August 31, 2011, 09:21:29 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khfjHI260gg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 31, 2011, 10:21:28 PM
there will be blood death and tits

go to 1:32 to skip the music
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siu5bWr8PEw&t=1m31s[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 31, 2011, 10:24:48 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GTo1zyQXmQ[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUWuUIiciWk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on August 31, 2011, 11:37:13 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6I8Fc3kw60[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on September 01, 2011, 10:20:25 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIgES73BbDQ&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 01, 2011, 10:22:08 AM
too ridiculous for the music thread  :P
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwnE0iiRAI[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE[/youtube]

(http://i.imgur.com/kadYI.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on September 01, 2011, 11:16:18 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19jellncoo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on September 01, 2011, 11:20:50 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/v/CEvNYVjwwyA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 01, 2011, 12:03:41 PM
[youtube]blpe_sGnnP4[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on September 01, 2011, 12:46:13 PM
http://www.pathtopersia.com/
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oHQ7mnnoR0[/youtube]
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on September 01, 2011, 01:47:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SgLrH.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on September 01, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
[youtube]0qGTjIcVDAU[/youtube]
I'm always hallucinating
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 01, 2011, 07:14:18 PM
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-66.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 01, 2011, 07:16:09 PM
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-49.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 01, 2011, 07:17:19 PM
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-18.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 01, 2011, 07:20:24 PM
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-33.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 01, 2011, 07:23:48 PM
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/cat-gif-cards.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 01, 2011, 07:30:15 PM
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-55.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on September 01, 2011, 07:34:30 PM
Batman vs. Reality (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1-v9VFqztY)

[youtube]f1-v9VFqztY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 01, 2011, 07:36:42 PM
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-58.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 01, 2011, 07:38:35 PM
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-41.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 01, 2011, 07:40:11 PM
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-04.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 01, 2011, 10:47:26 PM
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-58.gif)

Cats are so incredibly the opposite of dogs. It didnt even look in the dudes direction the whole clip.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 01, 2011, 11:57:16 PM
http://www.xvideos.com/video1291948/pornchestra
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 01, 2011, 11:58:53 PM
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-58.gif)

I'd like to know:

A. Why that monitor is right on the edge of that countertop.
B. Why there are no cables attached to it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 02, 2011, 12:05:20 AM
A. Why that monitor is right on the edge of that countertop.
B. Why there are no cables attached to it.

Oh, it's definitely staged.  If it were a real monitor, it wouldn't tip so easily by a cat just walking by.  Prolly one of those cardboard mockups they use to display furniture.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 02, 2011, 12:06:36 AM
On second glance, it doesn't look like cardboard, but it does look staged.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 02, 2011, 12:36:37 AM
On second glance, it doesn't look like cardboard, but it does look staged.

Yeah, they make injection molded stuff now for furniture stores. Has stickers on it for buttons etc. Was assuming that was what they used.

http://www.realelectronicprops.com/

http://www.propsbyidm.com/

Which is hilarious because some of them are almost half the price of the real thing. They sell a fake 19 inch LCD monitor for 42 bux. You can get a real one for 70 on a good day. Crazy.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on September 02, 2011, 01:29:36 PM
(http://media.fukung.net/images/15719/a834b54d2f22c328987c4e3089a7c569.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on September 02, 2011, 02:59:05 PM
WTF is Up With the Army’s Pants? (http://kitup.military.com/2011/08/wtf-is-up-with-the-armys-pants.html)

(http://images-kitup.military.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ripped-pants.jpg) (http://kitup.military.com/2011/08/wtf-is-up-with-the-armys-pants.html)

Quote from: http://kitup.military.com/2011/08/wtf-is-up-with-the-armys-pants.html
The new OCP uniforms are hot off the assembly line and made with Defender M flame-resistant fabrics. They’re heavy weight and seem tightly stitched.

But a source tells Kit Up! that the material just wasn’t holding up. This time it’s not the stitching or the crotch design, it’s the full-on fabric that’s the problem.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on September 02, 2011, 04:34:07 PM
Duke Nukem catch phrases
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j8FA3806pU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on September 02, 2011, 04:34:49 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isdo6XUaODc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on September 02, 2011, 04:35:07 PM
BooYah
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 03, 2011, 12:16:00 AM
FOund one for Dale maybe.

(http://i.imgur.com/APfHh.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 03, 2011, 05:44:19 AM
FOund one for Dale maybe.

(http://i.imgur.com/APfHh.jpg)

No.


But I realize I deserve that.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 03, 2011, 05:44:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/40e48.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 03, 2011, 07:43:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/D7oDM.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 03, 2011, 01:36:04 PM
(http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/446b.jpeg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 03, 2011, 01:37:04 PM
Another for the gayish crowd.

(http://www.adrants.com/images/burt_reynolds_directv.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on September 03, 2011, 02:32:23 PM
Selleck Waterfall Sandwich (http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/)

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l22a7pvobT1qahzc3o1_500.png) (http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on September 03, 2011, 03:36:21 PM
«It's not a dream. Cthulhu is real!»
«Cthulhu, the smart choice.»
«Don't worry, Cthulhu takes care.»
«I'd do anything for Cthulhu.»
«Think different, think Cthulhu.»
«Cthulhu loves you.»
«Don't get in the way of Cthulhu.»
«Cthulhu rules.»
«Cthulhu - a safe place in an unsafe world!»
«You don't want Cthulhu as your enemy!»

http://www.sloganizer.net/en/ (http://www.sloganizer.net/en/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on September 03, 2011, 03:46:26 PM
(http://wtfcontent.com/img/131471100492.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 03, 2011, 11:08:42 PM
It was quite a struggle trying to decide whether this should go here or in the Excellent Breasts thread.

(http://i.imgur.com/YDCSx.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2011, 08:04:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GmCER.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on September 05, 2011, 12:00:20 AM
This mashup is remixed to the tune of "You Can Dance If You Want To" by Men At Work, with clips from Tim Henson of the Distorted View podcast, Alexyss K. Tylor, Macho Man Randy Savage, Westboro Baptist Church, and various clips from the web.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPP-utTU3SA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on September 05, 2011, 12:05:43 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2FUTaxPgHo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 06, 2011, 10:17:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Isrck.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 06, 2011, 12:30:21 PM
(http://chattypics.com/download.php?file=ChipsNDips_eh0urtua8z.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 06, 2011, 01:04:36 PM
White people problems?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on September 06, 2011, 01:07:26 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-AbHndAZQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on September 06, 2011, 04:38:03 PM
(http://chattypics.com/download.php?file=ChipsNDips_eh0urtua8z.jpg)

It's called the chip-clip.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 07, 2011, 02:05:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2GtTx.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 07, 2011, 08:45:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bmxt9.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 07, 2011, 08:51:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7gSwN.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on September 07, 2011, 11:17:46 AM
This firefighter can climb a ladder faster than you can fall off of one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ioz21VqYk)
[youtube]e1ioz21VqYk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 07, 2011, 11:29:15 AM
This firefighter can climb a ladder faster than you can fall off of one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ioz21VqYk)
[youtube]e1ioz21VqYk[/youtube]

OW! OW! OW!  I'm imagining some horribly pinched fingers!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 07, 2011, 11:30:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2OQwK.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 07, 2011, 11:33:06 AM
Ya know, I see stuph I wanna share with you nice folks all the time, and I'm always digging to find this thread. It only just now occured to me to make a handy bookmark.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on September 07, 2011, 11:33:56 AM
Also this (http://news.yahoo.com/philippines-catches-largest-crocodile-record-071040561.html):

(http://i.imgur.com/gHgNj.jpg) (http://news.yahoo.com/philippines-catches-largest-crocodile-record-071040561.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: theodorelogan on September 07, 2011, 11:43:41 AM
I thought this thread was going to be deleted after 200 pages?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 07, 2011, 11:52:31 AM
I thought this thread was going to be deleted after 200 pages?

Well yeah, that's the rules...

But it's the CHAOS thread!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on September 08, 2011, 02:16:49 AM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-ticklish-shark.jpg?w=535)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 08, 2011, 08:42:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fb57p.jpg)

You're supposed to start with the left and finish with the right!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 08, 2011, 02:48:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zxNt9.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 08, 2011, 03:50:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/isWmZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 08, 2011, 11:47:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ALlNW.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 09, 2011, 12:18:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rwxxg.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 09, 2011, 12:31:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QIjO1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 09, 2011, 09:24:12 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rIT4f.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 09, 2011, 09:26:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3Gwvr.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on September 09, 2011, 10:11:12 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QIjO1.jpg)

I know he's supposed to look stoned, but he looks like a vampire.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 09, 2011, 10:39:00 AM
Serious Cock-Blocking (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb9_1315546006)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 09, 2011, 04:58:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3tyat.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on September 09, 2011, 06:35:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3tyat.jpg)

:shock:

Holy shit....
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2011, 10:15:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VL0rZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2011, 10:24:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/q7HjY.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2011, 10:30:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5L5Ii.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2011, 12:33:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ufy6K.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2011, 01:30:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Uoug7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2011, 01:39:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wPXt0.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2011, 03:21:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/q5Qz8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2011, 07:22:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BF8Z0.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2011, 07:34:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/swOg3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2011, 07:44:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CO5Va.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2011, 07:53:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/l1pYE.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on September 10, 2011, 08:13:01 PM
Dale, I think you may really be.....sick!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2011, 08:23:38 PM
Dale, I think you may really be.....sick!

Dood, that's not bestiality. The dog's just giving him a massage!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Pizzly on September 11, 2011, 03:14:37 AM
Dale, I think you may really be.....sick!

I think he just copies things from Reddit, I always notice stuff on here soon after it's posted over there.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 11, 2011, 03:57:42 PM
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpntseQY9Y1qe0eclo1_r14_500.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 11, 2011, 04:01:22 PM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li5uszybM11qe0eclo1_r3_500.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 11, 2011, 04:08:38 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leimkp6SMh1qe0eclo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 11, 2011, 04:10:30 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldjcvy6hNX1qe0eclo1_r3_500.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 12, 2011, 02:27:50 AM
Dale, I think you may really be.....sick!

I think he just copies things from Reddit, I always notice stuff on here soon after it's posted over there.

Nah, I don't really Reddit. I only occasionally see something there when a friend links it from chat. Most of my crazy chaos thread shit come from 7chan and 420chan. You can thank BonerJoe for introducing me to those. You can also thank BJ because almost half of the craziest shit I post are things he's linked chat rooms. I don't know why he doesn't just link it here himself.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 12, 2011, 02:42:32 AM
Bedbugs

(http://i.imgur.com/E9ShA.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on September 12, 2011, 04:45:56 AM
never forget black cocks
http://7chan.org/b
http://image.bayimg.com/nakicaada.jpg
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on September 12, 2011, 04:59:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FUzHN.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/LvtIU.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/bjcIA.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on September 12, 2011, 05:11:07 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5hmWd.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/txncC.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/2wmS3.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/ufOGj.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/pA18F.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on September 12, 2011, 05:12:56 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DzoMp.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/o3W2G.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/3XH41.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/KMOrB.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/xh1GG.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on September 12, 2011, 05:15:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/EhMpv.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/I23Pv.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/k065L.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/F87a0.jpg)



Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on September 12, 2011, 05:18:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Barz2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on September 12, 2011, 05:30:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/q57HB.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/k8p5J.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/OPlS6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/qvQjO.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rrUOQ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/LAOnD.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/jFKfI.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on September 13, 2011, 03:45:14 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/LAOnD.jpg)



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjAtBiTSsKY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2011, 09:35:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/wZvGV.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2011, 10:42:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/e6yLT.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2011, 10:46:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AKudH.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2011, 10:58:31 AM
My co-host, Neal, subjected me to this so I decided to perpetuate the cycle of abuse.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56K4nOs_LLg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 13, 2011, 12:30:57 PM
My co-host, Neal, subjected me to this so I decided to perpetuate the cycle of abuse.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56K4nOs_LLg[/youtube]

That may be gayer than a dude fucking another dude in the butthole, wearing white (Before Labor day) while riding a unicorn on a rainbow. In Ann Arbor. While singing showtunes.

It's pretty gay is what I'm saying.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on September 13, 2011, 12:43:15 PM
My co-host, Neal, subjected me to this so I decided to perpetuate the cycle of abuse.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56K4nOs_LLg[/youtube]

That may be gayer than a dude fucking another dude in the butthole, wearing white (Before Labor day) while riding a unicorn on a rainbow. In Ann Arbor. While singing showtunes.

It's pretty gay is what I'm saying.

It wins 1024k internets.  I couldn't watch it all.  In fact, I think we're going to have to take down the webz now.  The tubes are permanently damaged.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2011, 01:51:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3UKmI.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2011, 01:55:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pvKqs.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2011, 02:03:06 PM
Quote
    Disclaimer: You probably shouldn't try this yourself, unless you're really desperate. I was driven to do this out of a need to suppress my testosterone in an irrevocable way. I had been taking Evanesce before, but my mother found the pills and made me stop, and the testosterone returned. If I can destroy my testicles, then no one can make my testosterone return like that.

    Three hours ago, I injected 2cc of Vodka (40% alcohol) into each testicle in an attempt to kill them.

    I used a 25g 3cc syringe. I poured the Vodka into a small glass, then filled the syringe slightly over 2cc, then pushed the plunger expelling the excess (along with the air; supposedly, injecting air into the body is dangerous and can cause a heart attack) back into the glass.

    I poured a bit of rubbing alcohol onto a cotton ball, and swabbed the right side of my scrotum.

    With my left hand, I held my right testicle close to the scrotum. I held the syringe in my right hand, pressing it to the scrotum. I felt a slight prick, seeing a small depression in the skin forming at the tip of the needle. I slowly pushed the syringe into my testicle. The needle was sharp, like needles typically are, so all I felt as it went in was the initial prick (the depression in the skin eased up as the needle pierced through) and a sensation as if my testicles were being lightly squeezed.

    I pulled back on the plunger a bit to make sure that no blood came out (which would indicate that I had hit a blood vessel). As I pushed the plunger in, the testicle-squeezing sensation increased, so I pushed it in slower and took maybe half a minute to inject the entire 2cc. For some unexpected reason, doing this felt erotic, and I wished that a close female friend was the one doing the injecting. When I finished injecting it, I withdrew the syringe and felt my testicle. It was now hard, presumably stretched by the fluid I injected.

    I repeated the same process on the left testicle. This time, the needle took longer to pierce through the skin. The testicle squeezing sensation was also more painful as I injected the fluid, and I had to go slower. Other than that, it was the same.

    I went online briefly to tell a close friend that I had finished the procedure. My testicles kept feeling as if someone was constantly squeezing them and it hurt, so I took acetaminophen and went to lie down. Three hours later, it didn't hurt as much anymore, so here I am typing this. Judging from my previous experiences with pain, I think it wouldn't have really hurt had I taken a strong prescription-only painkiller.

    Now, from what I've been told about the Vodka injection method, one injection may not be enough to kill the testicles; I may need two or three. I hope the later injections aren't as painful as this one was, perhaps due to the testicular tissue being partially dead. Or maybe I can find a bit of prescription painkiller that I should still have a few pills left over of from when I was in the hospital last year.

http://boards.420chan.org/b/res/2010523.php
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Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2011, 02:04:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ogIsL.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2011, 02:22:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rPjvH.gif)
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Post by: Pizzly on September 13, 2011, 04:49:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pvKqs.jpg)


I remember reading an article that explained how squatting is the healthiest way to take a shit, hence the reason humans' have squatted for most of history and still do in many countries. Sitting on a toilet is a modern concept, and apparently it's unhealthy.
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Post by: sillyperson on September 14, 2011, 12:07:52 AM
(http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/1692/bufferoverflows.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 14, 2011, 02:14:18 AM
http://freekeene.com/2011/09/14/wtf-gov-smiley/

(http://i.imgur.com/fPJq7.png)
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on September 14, 2011, 03:00:53 AM
(http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/1692/bufferoverflows.jpg)

Funny.  Just read an article a few weeks ago, where this guy (http://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=2010365) says he considers the NULL terminated string one of the most expensive one-byte mistakes in history.
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Post by: SeanD on September 14, 2011, 03:13:40 AM
Quote
    Disclaimer: You probably shouldn't try this yourself, unless you're really desperate. I was driven to do this out of a need to suppress my testosterone in an irrevocable way. I had been taking Evanesce before, but my mother found the pills and made me stop, and the testosterone returned. If I can destroy my testicles, then no one can make my testosterone return like that.

    Three hours ago, I injected 2cc of Vodka (40% alcohol) into each testicle in an attempt to kill them.

    I used a 25g 3cc syringe. I poured the Vodka into a small glass, then filled the syringe slightly over 2cc, then pushed the plunger expelling the excess (along with the air; supposedly, injecting air into the body is dangerous and can cause a heart attack) back into the glass.

    I poured a bit of rubbing alcohol onto a cotton ball, and swabbed the right side of my scrotum.

    With my left hand, I held my right testicle close to the scrotum. I held the syringe in my right hand, pressing it to the scrotum. I felt a slight prick, seeing a small depression in the skin forming at the tip of the needle. I slowly pushed the syringe into my testicle. The needle was sharp, like needles typically are, so all I felt as it went in was the initial prick (the depression in the skin eased up as the needle pierced through) and a sensation as if my testicles were being lightly squeezed.

    I pulled back on the plunger a bit to make sure that no blood came out (which would indicate that I had hit a blood vessel). As I pushed the plunger in, the testicle-squeezing sensation increased, so I pushed it in slower and took maybe half a minute to inject the entire 2cc. For some unexpected reason, doing this felt erotic, and I wished that a close female friend was the one doing the injecting. When I finished injecting it, I withdrew the syringe and felt my testicle. It was now hard, presumably stretched by the fluid I injected.

    I repeated the same process on the left testicle. This time, the needle took longer to pierce through the skin. The testicle squeezing sensation was also more painful as I injected the fluid, and I had to go slower. Other than that, it was the same.

    I went online briefly to tell a close friend that I had finished the procedure. My testicles kept feeling as if someone was constantly squeezing them and it hurt, so I took acetaminophen and went to lie down. Three hours later, it didn't hurt as much anymore, so here I am typing this. Judging from my previous experiences with pain, I think it wouldn't have really hurt had I taken a strong prescription-only painkiller.

    Now, from what I've been told about the Vodka injection method, one injection may not be enough to kill the testicles; I may need two or three. I hope the later injections aren't as painful as this one was, perhaps due to the testicular tissue being partially dead. Or maybe I can find a bit of prescription painkiller that I should still have a few pills left over of from when I was in the hospital last year.

http://boards.420chan.org/b/res/2010523.php

That is some serious fucked up shit.  WTF do they think is going to happen with that dead tissue if they are successful at killing their nuts with vodka?  I guess the good news is they won't breed.
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Post by: dalebert on September 14, 2011, 09:38:06 AM
That is some serious fucked up shit.  WTF do they think is going to happen with that dead tissue if they are successful at killing their nuts with vodka?  I guess the good news is they won't breed.

Oh, it's definitely fucked up. However, as for the dead tissue, I think your body just absorbs it when it's internal and surrounded by live tissue like that. That's what I've heard. Also, I had my sinus tissue shrunk in a similar way. The doctor numbed my sinuses first, then inserted a probe that emits microwaves in a small radius, killing some sinus tissue, all under the surface of my mucus membranes. Over the next couple of weeks, my body absorbed it and my sinuses opened up some.
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Post by: dalebert on September 14, 2011, 09:40:15 AM
http://freekeene.com/2011/09/14/wtf-gov-smiley/

(http://i.imgur.com/fPJq7.png)

The mystery of the NH Gov smiley has been solved, and I'm afraid it's a bit of a letdown. Damn it! I was going to call into Alex Jones.
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Post by: Fred on September 14, 2011, 10:22:31 AM
That is some serious fucked up shit.  WTF do they think is going to happen with that dead tissue if they are successful at killing their nuts with vodka?  I guess the good news is they won't breed.

Oh, it's definitely fucked up. However, as for the dead tissue, I think your body just absorbs it when it's internal and surrounded by live tissue like that. That's what I've heard. Also, I had my sinus tissue shrunk in a similar way. The doctor numbed my sinuses first, then inserted a probe that emits microwaves in a small radius, killing some sinus tissue, all under the surface of my mucus membranes. Over the next couple of weeks, my body absorbed it and my sinuses opened up some.

Is your breathing noticeably better now?
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Post by: dalebert on September 14, 2011, 10:47:56 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ySy7V.png)
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Post by: gibson042 on September 14, 2011, 11:08:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QigqK.jpg) (http://imgur.com/QigqK)
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Post by: dalebert on September 14, 2011, 11:13:56 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bw3jX.jpg)
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Post by: gibson042 on September 14, 2011, 12:06:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/nyIpB.png) (http://imgur.com/nyIpB)
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Post by: Fred on September 14, 2011, 12:07:13 PM
now, go fuck your ma.
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Post by: gibson042 on September 14, 2011, 03:37:31 PM
One little change... (http://imgur.com/jnkWw)

(http://i.imgur.com/jnkWw.jpg) (http://imgur.com/jnkWw)
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Post by: gibson042 on September 14, 2011, 03:38:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pCo3D.jpg) (http://imgur.com/pCo3D)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 12:41:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/iz5vP.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 01:04:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/I6lb1.jpg)
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Post by: gibson042 on September 15, 2011, 08:56:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/YM3RP.jpg) (http://imgur.com/YM3RP)

































































(http://i.imgur.com/tA03S.jpg) (http://imgur.com/tA03S)

For the Love of Fondant Asparagus (and 8-Layer Cakes) (http://sweetapolita.com/2011/05/for-the-love-of-fondant-asparagus-and-8-layer-cakes/)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 09:35:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/TV30M.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 10:26:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/A5wrD.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 10:35:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3HYgW.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 10:43:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/UOQxi.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 04:22:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zPPJC.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 04:36:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/G92i7.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 04:38:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Cj41a.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 04:41:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cp1sP.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 05:07:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3SgrF.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 05:09:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/i3Qgh.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 05:58:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KqYA1.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2011, 06:05:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/S6IBC.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 16, 2011, 01:38:07 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gmjRs.png)
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Post by: dalebert on September 16, 2011, 01:51:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/EFJyx.jpg)
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Post by: gibson042 on September 16, 2011, 08:53:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CI9Ek.gif) (http://imgur.com/CI9Ek)
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Post by: dalebert on September 16, 2011, 10:28:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4jzpG.gif)
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Post by: gibson042 on September 16, 2011, 03:47:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/i1Ze8.jpg) (http://imgur.com/i1Ze8)
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Post by: dalebert on September 16, 2011, 03:54:14 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyfhzqhJNbg[/youtube]
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Post by: dalebert on September 16, 2011, 06:04:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WL1uN.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 17, 2011, 10:56:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sW4Sw.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on September 18, 2011, 08:04:02 AM
Saint Dee Dee Candle
(http://deedeeramone.com/img/news/2011/StDeeDee/D-D-red-front-back.jpg) (http://deedeeramone.cinderblock.com/catalog/product/view/id/12739/s/dee-dee-ramone-saint-dee-dee-candle/category/936/)
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Post by: sillyperson on September 18, 2011, 04:35:43 PM
[youtube]chRVcZH77v0[/youtube]
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Post by: gibson042 on September 18, 2011, 07:58:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uuT0i.jpg) (http://imgur.com/uuT0i)
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Post by: John Shaw on September 18, 2011, 08:17:35 PM
TROLLDAD IS TROLLIN' WITH SKILL



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Post by: dalebert on September 19, 2011, 08:51:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/EQjbY.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 19, 2011, 11:08:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vkLrJ.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 19, 2011, 11:10:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jpBzV.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 19, 2011, 11:21:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/hjOq4.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2011, 01:23:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gqSFw.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2011, 01:25:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CZ0MG.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2011, 01:35:36 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysqh1uzqGrc[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysqh1uzqGrc
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Post by: Skibicki on September 20, 2011, 03:16:17 AM
(http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/212950-1/College_library.gif)
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Post by: Skibicki on September 20, 2011, 03:38:07 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5teBmF_sd4[/youtube]
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Post by: Skibicki on September 20, 2011, 04:04:54 AM
IT'S TROLLING TIME

(http://i.imgur.com/Nhhq0.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/iECdh.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on September 20, 2011, 04:08:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/WtztW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/2gafI.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6AYqw.gif)
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Post by: gibson042 on September 20, 2011, 08:26:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QfS9V.jpg) (http://imgur.com/QfS9V)
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Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2011, 12:05:13 PM
(http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/1053cbCOMIC-lucas-revisions.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2011, 12:19:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MWFx3.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/cTXxj.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2011, 02:06:39 PM
Can someone please explain to me what's going on with this picture before I start speculating wildly? (http://i.imgur.com/cPlRr.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2011, 03:32:17 PM
http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/

(http://m24digital.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/masturbacion.jpg)
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Post by: John Shaw on September 20, 2011, 03:51:12 PM
Can someone please explain to me what's going on with this picture before I start speculating wildly? (http://i.imgur.com/cPlRr.jpg)

Looks like a nullo with a prolapse.

Or a photoshop.

ALSO IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE
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Post by: gibson042 on September 20, 2011, 05:04:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4u4LU.jpg) (http://imgur.com/4u4LU)
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Post by: SeanD on September 20, 2011, 06:04:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4u4LU.jpg) (http://imgur.com/4u4LU)

Figgin awesome.
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Post by: gibson042 on September 20, 2011, 06:53:00 PM
Extremum sports.

(http://i.imgur.com/QBZpa.gif) (http://imgur.com/QBZpa)
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Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2011, 08:00:33 PM
Looks like a nullo with a prolapse.

Okay, prolapse, yeah. But... Oh, nvm. Why do you say "nullo" though? I think his junk is just off the shot. In fact, I think I see a bit of ball.
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Post by: Skibicki on September 20, 2011, 09:34:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5gESR.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/X7799.png)
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Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2011, 10:26:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LMmLm.gif)
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Post by: gibson042 on September 20, 2011, 10:28:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NOG3M.jpg) (http://imgur.com/NOG3M)
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Post by: John Shaw on September 20, 2011, 10:56:00 PM
Looks like a nullo with a prolapse.

Okay, prolapse, yeah. But... Oh, nvm. Why do you say "nullo" though? I think his junk is just off the shot. In fact, I think I see a bit of ball.

I didn't look very closely yo.

<<<Wasn't that curious after he saw it was a chunk of intestine hanging out of someone and probably a dude.
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Post by: John Shaw on September 20, 2011, 10:56:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LZoPy.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2011, 11:49:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LZoPy.gif)

HOT!
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Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2011, 11:56:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gnzTG.jpg)
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Post by: gibson042 on September 21, 2011, 09:01:54 AM
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

(http://i.imgur.com/R2HDF.jpg) (http://imgur.com/R2HDF)
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Post by: dalebert on September 21, 2011, 11:02:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Wb9KK.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 21, 2011, 11:26:24 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044
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Post by: dalebert on September 21, 2011, 11:37:23 AM
http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/

http://vodpod.com/watch/2579759-i-cant-stop-masturbating-2007-full-documentary
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Post by: dalebert on September 21, 2011, 11:39:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7cjjL.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 21, 2011, 12:18:49 PM
This is what cats look like in Anime.

(http://i.imgur.com/uhpXW.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 21, 2011, 12:55:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jzAt8.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on September 21, 2011, 01:32:57 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyV3VD3pBiU[/youtube]
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Post by: Skibicki on September 21, 2011, 01:42:39 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfHmX61CY0c&NR=1[/youtube]
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Post by: dalebert on September 21, 2011, 01:46:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Yn9JU.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 22, 2011, 12:50:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5snw3.jpg)
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Post by: gibson042 on September 22, 2011, 09:39:48 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfHmX61CY0c&NR=1[/youtube]

I'm so glad I watched that one.
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Post by: dalebert on September 22, 2011, 10:09:00 AM
http://www.popthatzit.com/2011/03/double-trouble-tonsil-rubble/
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Post by: dalebert on September 22, 2011, 02:06:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MzUm1.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 22, 2011, 02:13:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kaQRw.jpg)
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Post by: Skibicki on September 22, 2011, 03:28:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UDtTb.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/E2yB0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/hsHbD.png)
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Post by: Skibicki on September 22, 2011, 03:33:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Gn2gm.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/kzLbW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/sLKFS.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/vA3hh.jpg)
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Post by: gibson042 on September 22, 2011, 04:04:36 PM
Poland's Crooked Forest (http://news.discovery.com/earth/polands-crooked-forest-mystery-110628.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/qNa0R.jpg) (http://imgur.com/qNa0R)
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on September 22, 2011, 06:50:10 PM
Poland's Crooked Forest (http://news.discovery.com/earth/polands-crooked-forest-mystery-110628.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/qNa0R.jpg) (http://imgur.com/qNa0R)

Looks like something broke them over but didn't kill them when they were seedlings...kinda like how a screen of green herb grow works (only you keep it growing sideways all the way to the cola, if you can.)  The tops grow upward even though it's been growing sideways.
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Post by: dalebert on September 22, 2011, 07:40:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TKPZ8.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 22, 2011, 10:46:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/lBsaU.jpg)
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Post by: gibson042 on September 22, 2011, 10:59:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PACUo.jpg) (http://imgur.com/PACUo)
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Post by: dalebert on September 22, 2011, 11:22:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5xJVy.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 23, 2011, 10:05:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/eKOLa.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 23, 2011, 10:08:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1IvxR.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 23, 2011, 10:13:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VdiKj.jpg)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 23, 2011, 10:39:37 AM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/34833_172435889461360_100000848500667_341637_1630099_n.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 23, 2011, 12:55:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/n77SU.jpg)
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on September 23, 2011, 04:22:07 PM
(http://cf.ltkcdn.net/cats/images/std/63635-250x375-Funny_kitten_3.jpg)
Not now.  I have a headache.
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Post by: gibson042 on September 23, 2011, 04:27:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/f5xuJ.jpg) (http://imgur.com/f5xuJ)
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Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on September 23, 2011, 05:10:51 PM
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m77/Brooklyn_Red_Leg/boobs_kitty.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on September 23, 2011, 11:47:00 PM
Crazy insane Brooke Kelly now has a web magazine
http://www.akashicmagazine.com
Quote
(http://www.akashicmagazine.com/uploads/3/4/4/6/3446820/3396750.png?283)the akashic records tell all there ever was to tell about the human experience! that means an understanding of the beginning of time for this planet. an overview of the different life forms that once roamed this space. as well as info regarding how it will end, if it will end, and even what comes next.

the akashic records explain all human emotion and track every individual reaction to any situation. the akashic records hold the key to truly knowing the psyche and why we do the things we do, answering questions such as why good people end up in crisis situations, and how to break the cycle of birth and death.

hidden deep within the akashic records patiently awaits, all the experiences you've ever had in every past life you've ever lived here.







How to Find Anything 09/21/2011
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those pesky little moments when we can't find our keys. the day planner. or that other favorite shoe ...

didju know there's a formula for finding things?
1. stop looking for it and realize that it's not lost.
you are.

2. understand that every being has an energy field around the body. we are very big beings! but sometimes due to the stresses of life, that energy gets pushed back in on us. so push it back out in 8 increments, top left, top right, bottom left, bottom right. repeat for the backside.
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Post by: gibson042 on September 24, 2011, 12:33:24 AM
Do akashic records explain the four-corner day (http://www.timecube.com/)?
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Post by: BonerJoe on September 24, 2011, 09:15:59 AM
Crazy insane Brooke Kelly now has a web magazine
http://www.akashicmagazine.com

I guess there's no money in anarchists.
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Post by: John Shaw on September 24, 2011, 06:16:53 PM
(http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/grandad-remembers.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 24, 2011, 07:07:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MRlXQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on September 24, 2011, 07:30:20 PM
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSma0lf3LFjM5gC8JxmYfs9tlCqXJ6QDjVdX5HsoXywY3zKkrQf4w)

fake?

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/5/2/1304329535701/An-image-purporting-to-sh-004.jpg)
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Post by: Major Jizz on September 24, 2011, 09:45:22 PM
I saw a guy walk into Panera looking like Binny. That niggerfaggot is alive.
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Post by: dalebert on September 25, 2011, 01:16:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/cmpEf.gif)
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Post by: BonerJoe on September 25, 2011, 05:27:49 PM
[youtube]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lls5nf14kv1qi63zyo1_500.jpg[/youtube]
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Post by: BonerJoe on September 25, 2011, 05:32:17 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c
[/youtube]
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Post by: dalebert on September 25, 2011, 09:05:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xOyKW.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 25, 2011, 09:33:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GImOI.jpg)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 26, 2011, 10:03:44 AM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/306746_279737308705273_100000070179476_1138611_272551057_n.jpg)
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Post by: gibson042 on September 26, 2011, 10:16:04 AM
Behold! The tricksy (http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/09/epomis-beetle-amphibians/) Epomis carabid ground beetles of Israel, who eat their would-be predators (http://www.pensoft.net/journals/zookeys/article/1526/predation-of-amphibians-by-carabid-beetles-of-the-genus-epomis-found-in-the-central-coastal-plain-of-israel)!

[youtube]Nm428RTPLhk[/youtube]

[youtube]0y1FPm5WNVc[/youtube]

[youtube]2KiT9qbvsIE[/youtube]
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Post by: dalebert on September 26, 2011, 02:07:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5B44I.png)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 26, 2011, 05:35:21 PM
(http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/images201109261251.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on September 26, 2011, 06:01:45 PM
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/258/4/5/light_sleeper_by_kechake-d49xrag.jpg)

(http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/253/6/9/enigma_by_elvis882-d49fynh.jpg)

(http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/261/e/2/die_by_the_hand-d497sel.jpg)
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Post by: Fred on September 26, 2011, 06:09:13 PM
(http://www.boshzilla.com/pics/large/monsters2.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 27, 2011, 09:36:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4C4MS.jpg)
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Post by: Fred on September 27, 2011, 10:13:19 AM
(http://videobeta.net/gifs/13700.gif)

(http://videobeta.net/gifs/6685.gif)


Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on September 27, 2011, 12:21:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BxVy1.jpg)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18FvMi1-vzg[/youtube]
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Post by: Fred on September 27, 2011, 02:12:38 PM
(http://www.terrificator.com/images/admin/gifs/gif205.gif)

(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn193/jordalynriot/Bones%20-%20gifs/Bones-3x09-002.gif)
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Post by: alaric89 on September 27, 2011, 04:06:23 PM
(http://www.freedomfeens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Hendrix-Open-Carry.jpg)
http://www.freedomfeens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Hendrix-Open-Carry.jpg (http://www.freedomfeens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Hendrix-Open-Carry.jpg)
Cool as fuck but I wouldn't want him to shoot at anyone I was standing close to.
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Post by: dalebert on September 27, 2011, 06:50:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/w0V6a.jpg)
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Post by: John Shaw on September 27, 2011, 09:50:01 PM
A dude I know took this pic today -

(http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x222/Megara9_shacker/wtf.jpg)

This hipster shit has gone too far.
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Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on September 27, 2011, 11:28:16 PM
:?

A monocle? Who wears a monocle these days...
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Post by: John Shaw on September 27, 2011, 11:34:18 PM
:?

A monocle? Who wears a monocle these days...

Nerdy chicks.

Nerdy chicks are awesome and all.

It's the ))<>(( that worried me...
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Post by: SeanD on September 27, 2011, 11:56:04 PM
I'll admit I have no idea WTF ))<>(( is.
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Post by: BonerJoe on September 28, 2011, 12:01:44 AM
I'll admit I have no idea WTF ))<>(( is.

Scissoring.
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Post by: John Shaw on September 28, 2011, 12:18:24 AM
I'll admit I have no idea WTF ))<>(( is.

Scissoring.

Nope.

[youtube]WeBQrUpDQU8[/youtube]
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Post by: John Shaw on September 28, 2011, 12:29:07 AM
[youtube]LQ7wT4CUprQ[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7wT4CUprQ
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Post by: dalebert on September 28, 2011, 01:04:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/IZiA1.jpg)
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on September 28, 2011, 03:36:10 PM
[youtube]LQ7wT4CUprQ[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7wT4CUprQ

Awesome blast only a chick could get away with.
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Post by: dalebert on September 29, 2011, 08:55:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/o9PEE.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 29, 2011, 12:27:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LNJv8.jpg)
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Post by: John Shaw on September 29, 2011, 01:25:15 PM
Aw muthafuckin yeah.

[youtube]yHJOz_y9rZE[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHJOz_y9rZE&feature=youtu.be
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Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on September 29, 2011, 01:47:06 PM
[youtube]LQ7wT4CUprQ[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7wT4CUprQ
That was surprisingly awesome.  My girlfriend is just like that chick but not as uppity.  Guess that's why I love her.
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Post by: alaric89 on September 29, 2011, 04:05:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LNJv8.jpg)
The saddest part is the guy who could only afford a fleshlight wasn't allowed in.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POTA5aZxbQA[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POTA5aZxbQA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POTA5aZxbQA)
When a women falls in love with inanimate object it is a hell of a lot funnier.
(They are lesbians too :lol:)
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Post by: Skibicki on September 29, 2011, 05:40:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Q3GD1.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/XUVQS.jpg)
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Post by: John Shaw on September 29, 2011, 09:12:00 PM
That lady was humping the Eiffel tower.
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Post by: dalebert on September 30, 2011, 01:07:04 AM
That lady was humping the Eiffel tower.

Size queen
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Post by: dalebert on September 30, 2011, 01:13:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AZmry.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 30, 2011, 01:16:59 AM
Damn it, BonerJoe. Why won't you post these yourself!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWFKf8xTcf4[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWFKf8xTcf4
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 30, 2011, 01:58:46 PM
That lady was humping the Eiffel tower.


Even HAWTER though was when she went into the whole thermodynamics thing.
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Post by: sillyperson on September 30, 2011, 07:46:27 PM
when she went into the whole thermaldynamics thing.
That was hilarious. I don't think she groks the whole idea of "heat energy"

If she actually came into thermal equilibrium with the tower, for all intents and purposes he internal core body temperature would need to be identical to that of the tower (due to its mass dwarfing her own). I presume that would be around 55 degrees Fahrenheit -- and she'd be stone dead.
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Post by: dalebert on October 01, 2011, 12:41:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JEu6Q.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 01, 2011, 12:47:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3vuww.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 01, 2011, 02:45:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/w4G1d.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 01, 2011, 04:09:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dw8m1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 01, 2011, 06:07:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UITX8.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 01, 2011, 06:11:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vICG4.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2011, 09:15:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/RPVEk.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2011, 09:21:56 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 02, 2011, 01:17:27 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oKI-tD0L18A#![/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oKI-tD0L18A#!
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Post by: gibson042 on October 02, 2011, 04:14:19 PM
when she went into the whole thermaldynamics thing.
That was hilarious. I don't think she groks the whole idea of "heat energy"

If she actually came into thermal equilibrium with the tower, for all intents and purposes he internal core body temperature would need to be identical to that of the tower (due to its mass dwarfing her own). I presume that would be around 55 degrees Fahrenheit -- and she'd be stone dead.

I love the perfection of her accidental metaphor for their "relationship": energy being transmitted in one direction from her to the structure, where it has a completely negligible effect.
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Post by: gibson042 on October 02, 2011, 04:33:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tHvU4.jpg) (http://imgur.com/tHvU4)
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Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2011, 04:40:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6V7fj.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2011, 04:48:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1QXLw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2011, 04:51:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QPllQ.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on October 02, 2011, 04:56:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kA2ez.jpg) (http://imgur.com/kA2ez)
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Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2011, 05:44:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1k13E.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 01:02:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NigM4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 01:04:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/moatB.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 03, 2011, 09:20:27 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxxM9EYQzY[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-XvYljwnr0[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3dhJ94ugCU[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRLKEKl0iA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 10:05:04 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5peC9wFu64w[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5peC9wFu64w
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Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 12:43:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5w0ek.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 12:47:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BpPo8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 12:48:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VgOTD.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 01:03:29 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on October 03, 2011, 01:16:51 PM
youtube videos of mentally challenged guy singing and mumbling along with the radio

My older sister would totally fall in love with this guy. She loves her discman and has Down's Syndrome.
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Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 08:18:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KaDNc.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 08:22:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZaCMA.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 08:25:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6E3Kz.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 08:27:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/y7C8q.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 08:32:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WjiS3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 08:33:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/z3j79.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 08:33:54 PM
(http://imgur.com/RQARU)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9WAMo40qnA[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9WAMo40qnA
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2011, 07:12:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/l5Use.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2011, 07:14:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/nqF9e.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on October 04, 2011, 07:57:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/uyNbk.gif) (http://imgur.com/uyNbk)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2011, 11:04:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/n29hH.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2011, 11:22:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/L69NH.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2011, 07:56:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4brQn.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2011, 08:07:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PJToQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2011, 08:16:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/s0bRt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2011, 11:08:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Dglch.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2011, 11:12:17 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/265038_141380085936042_126894987384552_271028_3514749_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2011, 11:44:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jllVK.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2011, 11:44:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3Qy76.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2011, 11:47:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CNTKX.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 05, 2011, 10:25:26 AM
Titties and Guns (http://imgur.com/r/Fugly/HpD9a)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 05, 2011, 11:59:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZfoD1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on October 05, 2011, 12:18:48 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWimOMVdHgE&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on October 05, 2011, 01:26:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Dglch.jpg)

A communion wafer that got a bit of heart tissue on it after falling on the floor? What kind of church are they running anyway!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on October 05, 2011, 04:26:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/v5ftc.jpg) (http://imgur.com/v5ftc)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on October 05, 2011, 04:27:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/96CxH.gif) (http://imgur.com/96CxH)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on October 05, 2011, 05:05:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VqVwR.jpg) (http://imgur.com/VqVwR)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on October 05, 2011, 06:40:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/f7dxM.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 06, 2011, 09:29:00 AM
(http://www.geekfill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cat-dog.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 06, 2011, 09:29:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Edgsq.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 06, 2011, 09:30:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Q0HmD.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 06, 2011, 09:38:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/blHWE.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 06, 2011, 09:39:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/aoTcS.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 06, 2011, 09:48:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/UwYoA.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 06, 2011, 12:44:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Fy1Gu.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 06, 2011, 02:49:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1u0FJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 07, 2011, 10:00:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DiiqA.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 07, 2011, 10:36:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/88Euc.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on October 07, 2011, 12:46:13 PM
(http://www.rogergastman.com/wp-content/uploads/3dPorn.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 07, 2011, 06:52:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AEMnk.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 07, 2011, 07:04:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Hz3y0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/s461W.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/0wdWB.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 07, 2011, 07:39:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QHyBc.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 07, 2011, 07:41:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cB1j2.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 07, 2011, 09:00:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IuUZ7.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 08, 2011, 09:14:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/nJvp2.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 08, 2011, 09:57:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/51AJV.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 08, 2011, 03:01:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/FDPA1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 08, 2011, 06:57:26 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnagRjxp7v4[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnagRjxp7v4
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 08, 2011, 06:57:54 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIiMcJpMipM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIiMcJpMipM
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 09, 2011, 05:39:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mXWTg.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/a4XlR.jpg)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 09, 2011, 05:40:24 AM
Crazy Christians Rant about Pokemon and Minecraft (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81903028/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 09, 2011, 07:28:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NS2WR.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 09, 2011, 08:32:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/6i5sX.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 09, 2011, 09:04:03 PM
Bieber (Jungle) Fever (http://i.imgur.com/fbH19.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 10, 2011, 08:29:02 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXS5wjT-_xc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 10, 2011, 08:45:11 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBNkIQzg_iM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 10, 2011, 08:52:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Rc1NN.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 10, 2011, 08:53:29 AM
Bieber (Jungle) Fever (http://i.imgur.com/fbH19.jpg)

CLICK IT!!

...trust me
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 10, 2011, 09:27:09 AM
hey any animefags message me to join the group ...trust me

http://www.facebook.com/groups/animuandmango/
http://facebook.com/wtskibicki
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 10, 2011, 09:29:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bMNXp.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2011, 12:08:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NYkmt.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2011, 12:27:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/t7Dhb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on October 11, 2011, 01:05:26 AM
http://www.tauntr.com/blog/occupy-sesame-street-gets-violent (http://www.tauntr.com/blog/occupy-sesame-street-gets-violent)

(http://cdn.tauntr.com/sites/default/files/userfilesimages/OccupySesameSt-7%281%29.jpg)(http://cdn.tauntr.com/sites/default/files/userfilesimages/OccupySesameSt2.jpg)(http://cdn.tauntr.com/sites/default/files/userfilesimages/OccupySesameSt3%281%29.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2011, 04:07:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UYYLM.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/LN43Q.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2011, 04:12:48 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6keP5pHdWuk[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6keP5pHdWuk
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2011, 04:14:54 PM
http://video.xnxx.com/video876694/mein_film_huge_strapon

CLICK IT!!

...trust me. Also, watch it all the way through. It gets better toward the end.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 11, 2011, 04:42:44 PM
(http://www.freeporndumpster.com/images/1141283/Image188349.jpg)
(http://www.freeporndumpster.com/images/1141283/1318243477043.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 11, 2011, 04:54:59 PM
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(http://i.imgur.com/a8ZkH.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 12, 2011, 12:41:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QtqAa.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 12, 2011, 12:58:08 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5HJGuyBfx8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5HJGuyBfx8
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on October 12, 2011, 03:39:11 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfQbkFp16cw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on October 12, 2011, 04:14:42 PM
New SI Unit: One Hitler (http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/dlu96/new_si_unit_one_hitler/)

Quote
One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*10^6 human deaths.

Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Shipman).

The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions.

For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars).

It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.

When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on October 12, 2011, 04:18:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RcVux.jpg) (http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/32992770#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on October 12, 2011, 04:36:32 PM
Blackboards in Porn (http://blackboardsinporn.blogspot.com/)
Celebrating pornographers who go the extra mile when set dressing classroom porn and actually write something on the blackboard. What do they write, and is it correct?

Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/wyH8Hl.jpg)

AFTER SCHOOL:

- math

1 + 1 = 2

1*

Mathematics - university/nursery school level.

This is clearly an extremely advanced level mathematical course, focusing on the Peano axioms for the natural numbers which formalised mathematics in the late 19th century. This course would culminate with Gödel's second incompleteness theorem which shows that the consitency of the Peano axioms cannot be formalised within Peano arithmetic itself.

Alternatively, it could be that the pupil, even at her advanced age, hasn't grasped that 1 + 1 = 2, and that all the after school one-to-one lessons in the world aren't going to work. Indeed, she probably won't even understand what 'one-to-one' means.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 13, 2011, 09:53:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/jsMjP.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on October 13, 2011, 10:10:17 AM
Blackboards in Porn (http://blackboardsinporn.blogspot.com/)
Celebrating pornographers who go the extra mile when set dressing classroom porn and actually write something on the blackboard. What do they write, and is it correct?


Funny.  I think I always read what's on the board in such cinema.  I'm disappointed that I don't recall what was written on the board was ever very creative.  Apparently as you, I would have busted a nut trying to figure out something creative to write on the board before filming.  I think that makes us nuts.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on October 13, 2011, 11:31:05 AM
"whether legal or not..."
[youtube]mBYQNwHsy04[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Kirill134 on October 13, 2011, 02:03:31 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iORpLPmFfHU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on October 13, 2011, 03:56:40 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iORpLPmFfHU[/youtube]


funny shit...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 13, 2011, 04:25:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WEdYh.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 14, 2011, 03:22:27 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUDuIsTstgI[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUDuIsTstgI
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 14, 2011, 03:41:01 AM
These are awesome!

http://www.quickmeme.com/Sheltering-Suburban-Mom/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on October 14, 2011, 10:17:17 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eez1MmTb4tk[/youtube]


I don’t wanna be, I service you with a smirk,
I don’t wanna be, shoo you away like a fly!
I don’t wanna be, you might be bad, but I’m worse,
I'm So worse!
I don’t wanna be, they call me Minnesota Nice!
I don’t wanna be,

I’m staying fresh to death, mother fucker, check the kicks! pimpin' 101 homes
what the lesson is.
Man you’re real ugly and she's worse,
Who wants to volunteer to leave?
Me first!
Smelling like a platypus, feeling like a hippo,
See the girls scream soon as I step out the limo.
Just because we shared the same mic don't mean you're nice either,
really any shirt can be a wife beater
There go PROF flexin on them again
follow a couple gorgeous women and I holler them in
haul them, take them to the dollar store to part with their friends,
She'll be calling again, you can call it a win
All I do is do it, flossing in my Buick,
PROF get the club buck like, oh I’ll do it!
I grab a couple of bars, I’m living with the fist full,
Everybody all together now, blow the whistle.

It’s official, I’ve been made aware of the ratio,
Now all I care about is gears and felatio.
The soul of a man’s career when you’re casting all,
Control your battle drones and fly you off the patio
Everybody wants money off the microphone,
So they can just…and drop a Viper on some chrome.
But I’m the classiest beast of the trashiest,
I’m planning to exist on the streets of Minneapolis.
You know I’m the catalyst of world class lyricism,
Be glad that your chick is blasting this in her system!
She loves that… with the presentation,
Falling rap stars used to crash in her basement.
This year the flash dated six point five,
Head shots appear we’re making this joint puff
And affect once again my man.
now show some respect and shake gentlemen’s hand.

Ah, I’m like a breath of fresh air,
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
Sexy mother fucker with the longass hair.
I didn’t mean to be tasteless,
Just thought I take a second to explain my greatness.
I’m an example of how to step your game up,
Aim up, when I'm out hunting you lame ducks
Ride through my hood entertaining your sister,
Bass bumping old school, solo pair of Kickers
I’m trying to tell it like it T.I. is
I hope you catch on, what you know bout this?
I’m so bad, like a single parent mommy with her hair all did,
But her kids is looking sloppy
You can’t stop me, broke the breaks on this Chevy,
Moving fast, try to catch the homie Sep Sevy
It’s getting heavy, hit the gym to get my weight up,
It’s bigger than your block homeboy so throw your state up

Came up the hard way and put my name up,
Now why would anybody wanna hate Slug?
Straight up, your fake heart pumps snake blood
Fuck you and the space you take up
My eyes are red cause of life and death
I'll put my feet up on the table where they slice the bread
Boast and brag till my toe gets tagged, old man swag with a grocery bag
I go one for the road, two for the encore
Couple more make you feel like you’re holding down floor
You ain’t a whore cause they make money
You’re just a bum with somebody’s DNA on your tummy.
Ask your peers bout Atmosphere
Went to hell and got a souvenir rap career
Now I walk into the place with the grace of a John Deere,
And then your face got weird

Chorus:
I don’t wanna be, I service you with a smirk,
I don’t wanna be, show you the way like a fly!
I don’t wanna be, you might be bad, but I’m worse,
So worse!
I don’t wanna be, they call me Minnesota Nice!
I don’t wanna be, I’m staying fresh,

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 14, 2011, 01:26:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dy3UE.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 14, 2011, 01:27:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/FUmx3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on October 14, 2011, 01:51:50 PM
EYE VAGINA
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 14, 2011, 02:04:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6DOAO.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 14, 2011, 02:06:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/huurV.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 14, 2011, 02:13:41 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erOt5Zhp1go[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erOt5Zhp1go
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 14, 2011, 02:15:55 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=VuSY6K69HCE[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=VuSY6K69HCE
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on October 14, 2011, 03:16:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/huurV.jpg)

[youtube]ftgAG3Vnif8[/youtube]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftgAG3Vnif8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftgAG3Vnif8)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 14, 2011, 08:26:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WfzRG.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 15, 2011, 04:10:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Twvnz.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 15, 2011, 04:19:36 PM
(http://adlib.blogs.com/eurothinkbox/gravy.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on October 15, 2011, 05:14:41 PM
The island where I live is infested with these cute little critters. They seem to be almost suicidal I have killed a couple by just walking around in the dark. The Norwegians call them "Lemons". They can be made more less tame by catching one and giving it a sunflower seed. Then they die in a hour or two.
(http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/9395/lemons1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on October 15, 2011, 07:06:33 PM
(http://chattypics.com/files/drama_llama_6srlxvd190.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 16, 2011, 10:44:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rPrqX.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 17, 2011, 08:47:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QQNs0.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on October 17, 2011, 10:18:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/wJL61.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on October 17, 2011, 01:00:32 PM
Wow she must have gone to a Gubmint tit surgeon.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 17, 2011, 02:18:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tzjVA.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 17, 2011, 08:45:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1Pdal.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on October 18, 2011, 11:09:30 AM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses (http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/)

(http://i.imgur.com/Ww1lY.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/vzM5B.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Vfgnm.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/zz4XH.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 19, 2011, 07:38:59 AM
(http://www.the-clitoris.com/x/anatomy/labia1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 19, 2011, 10:11:27 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6osOFmViak[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6osOFmViak
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 20, 2011, 11:19:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/TVB8c.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 20, 2011, 07:23:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SuqQ0.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on October 20, 2011, 11:39:30 PM
HAHAHA the Steve Jobs South Park episode.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on October 20, 2011, 11:58:22 PM
HAHAHA the Steve Jobs South Park episode.

You realize that THAT was from Human Centipide?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 21, 2011, 01:58:40 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nwLCPGQdiM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 21, 2011, 02:08:22 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHyN9mYD66c[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on October 21, 2011, 02:17:59 AM
HAHAHA the Steve Jobs South Park episode.

You realize that THAT was from Human Centipide?

Wasn't it obvious?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on October 21, 2011, 02:51:33 PM
(http://www.operatorchan.org/t/arch/src/t106682_horsecock.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on October 21, 2011, 04:18:20 PM
(http://irclo.gs/5oa.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on October 21, 2011, 04:40:42 PM
(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/china102111/s_c20_RTR2RLZF.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 21, 2011, 05:13:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XStYb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on October 21, 2011, 11:36:03 PM
(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/china102111/s_c20_RTR2RLZF.jpg)

balls of steel.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 22, 2011, 03:38:38 PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/a-cat-is-fine-too#.TqMbsumdKj8
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 23, 2011, 08:04:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QDztt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 23, 2011, 08:22:05 PM
Quote
Skooks and the gang hear a strange broadcast, and as a direct result, embark on an amazing journey of self discovery. Fun for the whole family.Someone should totally name their new pet dog Skooks. That phat bassline at the end is from Adventure Time. [/quoute]
YTPeen: The Misadventures of Skooks - Part 1/5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWlKr4seJ-0#ws)

Quote
Well gang, looks like we've got another mystery...
It certainly isn't whether or not Shaggy's a furfag, but to his credit, at least he's a beast on the dance floor.
The Misadventures of Skooks - Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpRPl8TlVBU#ws)






Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 23, 2011, 08:32:42 PM
"High as F#%k" Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 23, 2011, 08:58:45 PM
Diet Coke + Mentos FAIL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5bxOlBBgQ4#)
http://www.synchtube.com/r/2De7 (http://www.synchtube.com/r/2De7)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 23, 2011, 09:27:18 PM
EDIT: follow the links to youtube. embedding not allowed here due to copyright  :?

a frikin Eva re imagining
english audio, spanish subs
Evangelion ReDeath (Remasterizada y en Español) 1. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wedX3wsq9Q#ws)

Evangelion ReDeath (Remasterizada y en Español) 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSeh5isn4dE#ws)

Evangelion ReDeath (Remasterizada y en Español) 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlIQ7NYUJas#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 23, 2011, 09:46:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mAl3X.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 24, 2011, 08:42:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CQPMt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on October 24, 2011, 09:20:48 AM

(http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/andrew-mona.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 26, 2011, 02:35:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/lNTo9.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 28, 2011, 08:43:57 PM
Get in here. Super happy funtime synchtube party.
http://www.synchtube.com/r/2De7 (http://www.synchtube.com/r/2De7)

(http://i.imgur.com/4FyTC.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 28, 2011, 09:18:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSvN73P45qU
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on October 28, 2011, 10:14:07 PM
I usually stay away from this thread because I'm not into gape orn.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 29, 2011, 12:44:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q7RStifurs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 29, 2011, 12:46:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jM_BbtLvVYw
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on October 29, 2011, 01:03:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtfQg4KkR88
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on October 29, 2011, 07:54:02 AM
http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-109.gif (http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-109.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on October 29, 2011, 07:57:02 AM
http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/naughty-memes-fuck-this-shit.gif (http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/naughty-memes-fuck-this-shit.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on October 29, 2011, 08:00:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/XMiU3.gif (http://i.imgur.com/XMiU3.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 29, 2011, 02:25:05 PM
http://bathroomreader.com/2011/10/8-foot-tall-lego-man-washes-up-on-florida-beach/ (http://bathroomreader.com/2011/10/8-foot-tall-lego-man-washes-up-on-florida-beach/)
The 8-foot-tall, 100-pound fiberglass statue that resembles the little plastic guys that come in a Lego set was discovered bobbing gently in ankle-deep surf at the Siesta Key Beach in Florida, just before dawn on Tuesday.

Here’s the weird part: On the front of the Lego man’s “shirt” is the grammar-challenged message, ‘NO REAL THAN YOU ARE.”

(http://bathroomreader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/6a00d8341c630a53ef0154366ec5cc970c-800wi.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 29, 2011, 02:30:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TQilG.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 30, 2011, 01:28:32 PM
"Herman Cain" — A BLR Soundbite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5xZKszXMQ#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on October 30, 2011, 10:27:16 PM
Being her FB friend is like the gift that keeps on giving crazy batshit acid-dripping nonsense
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5429/zaccb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on November 01, 2011, 09:17:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=WFddVuYzB4k
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on November 03, 2011, 07:22:38 PM
(http://cdn.watchersweb.com/submissions/nrzbeq1320110924/ahgu2x1320110924.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 05, 2011, 10:18:41 AM
(http://hugmyndirfyrirheimilid.com/images/igallery/resized/1601-1700/33-1616-900-500-80-c.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on November 05, 2011, 12:41:32 PM
Ah!  A Videodrome chair!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 06, 2011, 08:37:33 AM
[YTP] James B!unt Exposes His Beautiful Genitalia at a Sandwich Shop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ctsItaQbYA#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 07, 2011, 06:12:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/H35oJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 07, 2011, 06:48:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HbEv8.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 07, 2011, 06:55:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Bqhc9.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 07, 2011, 07:27:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XY1rN.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 08, 2011, 01:08:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MZzjo.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/SQqLA.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 08, 2011, 04:10:31 PM
Neal will appreciate this one.

(http://i.imgur.com/F5Xx4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on November 08, 2011, 05:57:42 PM
All it needs is a rickroll soundtrack.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on November 09, 2011, 06:48:47 PM
japan craziness and rhythmic ass slapping (hey look bonerjoe)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl36AzDpWbw
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 10, 2011, 12:15:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TIC4y.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 10, 2011, 12:41:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Og16k.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 10, 2011, 12:52:05 PM
So meta

(http://i.imgur.com/G55uC.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on November 10, 2011, 01:08:20 PM
Must have been a big cock to split your mouth.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 10, 2011, 01:28:29 PM
It won't re-host as usual (prolly too big), so this one prolly won't stay up long.

(https://7chan.org/men/src/132010037873.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on November 10, 2011, 08:56:46 PM
(http://www.in-shambles.com/wp-content/uploads/tom-selleck-ninja-turtle-nose.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 11, 2011, 11:07:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/UL6VV.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 11, 2011, 11:11:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05POLIQ1rs

Dood, that's fucking awesome. Thank you for that.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on November 11, 2011, 06:21:00 PM
(http://www.drugs-plaza.com/pictures/funny/yoda_on_weed.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 12, 2011, 04:53:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/UR0dQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on November 12, 2011, 05:11:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prn_WVYC7vs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR5MYMFwdLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtfQg4KkR88
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02HF_36iNQI















Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on November 12, 2011, 05:18:05 AM
super mashup no description needed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSvN73P45qU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM2atZfn87M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so_ZmiwJYsk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS7wFfTWO4Y
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on November 12, 2011, 05:28:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0kGEC69S7c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFybwg4wadI
Galo Sengen music video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 12, 2011, 10:05:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3ZVfsnFhcM

In Soviet Russia, break dances YOU!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 12, 2011, 10:47:24 AM
He has teh ghey now...

(http://i.imgur.com/5GwH1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 12, 2011, 11:11:19 AM
(http://crazyartideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Hulk-Hoganogan.jpeg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 12, 2011, 01:38:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4nGx0.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on November 12, 2011, 05:34:06 PM
http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=71917 (http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=71917)

Caution:  graphic images
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on November 14, 2011, 11:19:10 AM
I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger and watermelon. What did you see?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqlAPpSbYwo
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 15, 2011, 09:59:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/305Up.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 15, 2011, 10:06:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/X7h2X.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: manikah01 on November 16, 2011, 04:32:56 AM
Hi,
Free talk live is best forum site.......in the world.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on November 16, 2011, 04:20:27 PM
Hi,
Free talk live is best forum site.......in the world.

We think so, glad to see we have the spammers support as well. AND you managed to find the Best Thread in the World.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on November 16, 2011, 05:31:51 PM
Hi,
Free talk live is best forum site.......in the world.

We think so, glad to see we have the spammers support as well. AND you managed to find the Best Thread in the World.

That's sorta unfair.  It was the guy's first post.  He hasn't posted anything other than his opinion on the site.  I almost made a snide comment, and held back because you can't judge people BEFORE they do things...at least not in the SANE world.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 16, 2011, 07:05:19 PM
That's sorta unfair.  It was the guy's first post.  He hasn't posted anything other than his opinion on the site.  I almost made a snide comment, and held back because you can't judge people BEFORE they do things...at least not in the SANE world.

Look at his sig line.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 17, 2011, 10:57:56 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mYugr.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on November 19, 2011, 01:38:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-WBBzLr22g
fun starts at 2 minutes
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on November 19, 2011, 11:11:57 PM
RON PAUL: "Have some Brewskies... those are awesome" BLR: Bad Lip Reading (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CEjmwLy9_M#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 23, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
Because it will prolly get deleted from the Xmas thread.

(http://i.imgur.com/M9nO8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 26, 2011, 02:22:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VUe4Q.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on November 27, 2011, 06:25:05 AM
Typhon is alive
descending with allies

The Dragon breaks the temple wall
The Flood will drown our gods
Break down the wall
And let another kingdom rise
The castle of Olympia
Is shaking by the storm
The King lost his crown
And now the wall is tumbling down
(http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/2005/12dec/merovingianmythos4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 29, 2011, 09:45:02 AM
I may have already posted this one but the thread's too long to check so it might be an encore.

(http://i.imgur.com/ykaHU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 29, 2011, 11:05:09 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LQcqa.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 29, 2011, 11:20:03 AM
Shithead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Ua8iOR0g8#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 29, 2011, 11:29:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lM6KA.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 29, 2011, 02:15:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4kXX8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 29, 2011, 02:57:24 PM
It took tremendous willpower not to post this in the Excellent Breasts thread. I hope you guys appreciate the effort!

(http://i.imgur.com/rbrQT.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on November 29, 2011, 05:41:10 PM
The Miracle of the Daffy Jesus Lizard (original narration by Randall) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaNJPlXk2uM#)

Jeezuth Chrise!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 01, 2011, 10:36:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/INCP2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 01, 2011, 11:00:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rAhEV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/bYeaJ.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on December 01, 2011, 02:13:44 PM
(http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/288499_S/The-Force-Is-Strong-In-This-One.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on December 01, 2011, 03:17:38 PM
http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/32992770# (http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/32992770#)
Dr.Suess on Cthulhu?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on December 02, 2011, 09:21:53 PM
Cat loves singing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WMwhYO_1Vk#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 03, 2011, 12:18:45 PM
(http://www.rallig.com/animierterpicdump66/10.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Major Jizz on December 03, 2011, 02:08:22 PM
Some really cool typefaces: http://www.behance.net/gallery/MEKKANIKA/2335016 (http://www.behance.net/gallery/MEKKANIKA/2335016)

(http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles4/96066/projects/2335016/397c96b359bf184eb0431017178b4ee7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on December 04, 2011, 01:52:26 AM
(http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/u/ultrafem/124440.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 05, 2011, 11:20:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mkWxq.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 05, 2011, 11:20:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BZrYo.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 06, 2011, 05:26:49 AM
I made this one myself, while listening to music.

(http://i.imgur.com/M2IFD.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on December 06, 2011, 11:15:49 AM
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lur2b0MFiZ1r1pvpco1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 06, 2011, 11:22:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/wBJO9.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 07, 2011, 01:06:41 AM
We may talk about her Green Porno videos on the next Prometheus Unchained (http://flamingfreedom.com).

Bedbug Stabbing Knife Sex
http://youtu.be/MakIB_IJnu0 (http://youtu.be/MakIB_IJnu0)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on December 07, 2011, 05:48:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXP20hCHK3Y
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on December 08, 2011, 02:39:56 AM
"that bitch and her committee of dikes have gone out of their way to make my life miserable"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNTzUuT8zDY
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 08, 2011, 12:31:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MCjwe.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 09, 2011, 03:59:25 AM
Moldova - SAX GUY EDITION - Eurovision Song Contest 2010 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-seDrv1eQo#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on December 09, 2011, 10:15:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d7L2XJ7b5k
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on December 09, 2011, 11:52:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=a0ripz_vb28
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 09, 2011, 12:04:04 PM
Moldova - SAX GUY EDITION - Eurovision Song Contest 2010

I recall the kids in my high school band who played sax thought it was SO sexy.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on December 09, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
the new one OH YES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsUsURAj0y0
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 09, 2011, 02:36:01 PM
Moldova - SAX GUY EDITION - Eurovision Song Contest 2010

I recall the kids in my high school band who played sax thought it was SO sexy.

You must love the sensual pumping of epic sax guy then.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on December 11, 2011, 05:43:00 PM
le derp

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=803_1323457377 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=803_1323457377)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 11, 2011, 10:54:22 PM
This thread needs more Epic Sax Guy.
Moldova - SAX GUY EDITION - Eurovision Song Contest 2010 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-seDrv1eQo#ws)
Epic sax guy 10 hours (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g#ws)
Retro Sax Guy (Epic Sax Guy 8-bit Remix) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsPp4tfBnGk#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on December 13, 2011, 07:15:24 AM
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjbbX3IrS59240JbCVo3KNNJFMfOhFpxTnE5cISvllyqzJV6TXwjdxfPaPdg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_0_22GYtzwk/TdPr807N_pI/AAAAAAAAEJA/poh6S-XOKYg/s1600/duke-coach-k-sign.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on December 13, 2011, 02:26:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NpRQe.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on December 13, 2011, 04:01:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=ssaHih2e2h8
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on December 14, 2011, 11:41:04 AM
(http://www.mclol.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Darth-Vader-Priest.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 15, 2011, 02:54:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/28Oh2.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 15, 2011, 03:19:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/u6RTR.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 15, 2011, 05:05:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h2pVG.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on December 15, 2011, 07:57:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on December 15, 2011, 08:25:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=xIiTJWqcHAU
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on December 15, 2011, 11:16:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6YBYc.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 17, 2011, 12:46:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3BjBS.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on December 17, 2011, 05:43:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=6nOVnk6r_1k
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Skibicki on December 17, 2011, 05:44:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwbUCI9bEvA
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on December 18, 2011, 09:58:25 AM
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/394597_256984724364576_100001591511167_738164_1891801554_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 19, 2011, 08:58:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ss70b.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 19, 2011, 09:21:18 AM
Not a good example of NVC.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mom-and-dad-im-gay-and-also-stronger-than-both-of,21017/ (http://www.theonion.com/articles/mom-and-dad-im-gay-and-also-stronger-than-both-of,21017/)

Quote
I know this must be tough for you. I understand this isn't how you expected your son to turn out, and I know you might be disappointed, but just remember that I go to the gym seven days a week and can bench-press 275 pounds easy.
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Post by: dalebert on December 19, 2011, 10:46:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GdHQp.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on December 19, 2011, 10:57:11 PM
THERION - Kali Yuga III (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UKKrZMAy94#ws)
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Post by: SeanD on December 20, 2011, 01:06:08 AM
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4034/4707178789_7369b7a00d_o.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on December 20, 2011, 01:42:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LZoPy.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on December 20, 2011, 10:27:12 AM
(http://www.soignorant.com/iimg/Real%20Mature.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 20, 2011, 01:15:33 PM
So I take it we've abandoned the notion of a separate NSFW version of the chaos thread? That's cool with me. I've always kind of seen this thread as a "Duh! Of course it's NSFW!"
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on December 20, 2011, 10:02:45 PM
I liked having the two distinct threads and would prefer such to continue.

(http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/09/two-headed-snakes/two-headed-snakes-02.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 20, 2011, 10:29:41 PM
Both threads are going to have lots and lots of dicks.
So what does it matter?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 21, 2011, 05:18:47 AM
Both threads are going to have lots and lots of dicks.

You talking about the pics or the people posting them?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 21, 2011, 11:49:07 AM
You talking about the pics or the people posting them?
Definitely the former, maybe the latter.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 21, 2011, 10:28:53 PM
Jozin Z Bazin - original with english subtitles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T_uxoV5FuQ#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on December 22, 2011, 02:03:24 AM
(http://www.prosebeforehos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/carl-sagan-moon-landing-vietnam-quote.png)

(http://thingstolookathigh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/trippy-bubble-swirl.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on December 24, 2011, 03:53:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/j6GNl.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 24, 2011, 09:03:00 PM
No. It's not an onion piece.

World champion masturbation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNH5EUw7gxk#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 24, 2011, 09:05:39 PM
SELENA GOMEZ TOTALLY CONTROL OF ME, YES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCLQO4RUgJw#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 26, 2011, 12:39:01 PM
Cthulhu kills Justin Bieber (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sXerR4Retw#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 28, 2011, 11:00:29 AM
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/jesus-emmanuel-brazilian-twins-born-2-heads-1-heart-dicephalic-parapagus (http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/jesus-emmanuel-brazilian-twins-born-2-heads-1-heart-dicephalic-parapagus)

(http://www.globalpost.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/gp3_small_article/china-conjoined-twins-2011-05-17.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on December 28, 2011, 12:11:51 PM
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/jesus-emmanuel-brazilian-twins-born-2-heads-1-heart-dicephalic-parapagus (http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/jesus-emmanuel-brazilian-twins-born-2-heads-1-heart-dicephalic-parapagus)

(http://www.globalpost.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/gp3_small_article/china-conjoined-twins-2011-05-17.jpg)

Named 'em both after Jesus. Stay classy China.
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Post by: dalebert on December 28, 2011, 03:27:02 PM
http://io9.com/5871521/would-you-buy-a-beautifully-restored-blu+ray-of-manos-the-hands-of-fate (http://io9.com/5871521/would-you-buy-a-beautifully-restored-blu+ray-of-manos-the-hands-of-fate)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on December 29, 2011, 09:11:52 AM
http://oonce-oonce.com/ (http://oonce-oonce.com/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 29, 2011, 10:34:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FuI8P.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 29, 2011, 07:45:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PLnMK.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 29, 2011, 08:08:23 PM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwtll2KTrC1qc0vl1o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 29, 2011, 08:10:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jqjha.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 29, 2011, 08:16:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qNZVf.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 29, 2011, 08:22:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jqjha.gif)

That's from Black Sheep (I think that's the title?). Great movie.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on December 31, 2011, 01:58:12 PM
http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/36hgFeR0tFM?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 31, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
This video pretty much sums up the mentality of the people posting in the chaos threads and the reactions that people have to it.
SuperBad-Dick Drawings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzuvQXDUybE#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on December 31, 2011, 04:27:13 PM
http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
https://www.youtube.com/embed/36hgFeR0tFM?rel=0 (https://www.youtube.com/embed/36hgFeR0tFM?rel=0)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 31, 2011, 04:28:59 PM
http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
https://www.youtube.com/embed/36hgFeR0tFM?rel=0 (https://www.youtube.com/embed/36hgFeR0tFM?rel=0)
Spongebob singing Du Hast (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36hgFeR0tFM#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 31, 2011, 05:29:47 PM
Minecraft Epic Sax Guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiszkRSdp24#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 31, 2011, 05:32:20 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/144318-1/Dog_senses_earthquake.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on December 31, 2011, 05:38:33 PM
Thank you Sonic spent over 10 minutes trying to get that to imbed before I gave up.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 31, 2011, 05:57:39 PM
Thank you Sonic spent over 10 minutes trying to get that to imbed before I gave up.
All you have to do is post a plain text link and it automatically embeds.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on December 31, 2011, 07:01:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RU7Nh.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/K28Y9.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on December 31, 2011, 07:26:52 PM
It's important to get every syllable right.
Karaoke: Trololo [On Vocal] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yUFx622toA#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 01, 2012, 08:20:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sAJ6j.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 01, 2012, 08:52:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ebAba.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 01, 2012, 09:40:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sAJ6j.jpg)

You draw shit, right? Do you sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks? Like man dicks?


As for my chaotic contribution, I dreamed that Ian said fuck on the air. That's pretty chaotic, I guess.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 02, 2012, 11:13:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/isqdk.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 02, 2012, 09:13:51 PM
http://firstworldpetproblems.tumblr.com/ (http://firstworldpetproblems.tumblr.com/)

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx76usGRrm1r9xcxfo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 03, 2012, 07:59:29 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gkDXT_vmxMA/TZE6RifYYTI/AAAAAAAAACo/I1RqfoVikW4/s1600/Grizzly_Attack-1600x1200.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 03, 2012, 08:06:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JBjvW.png) (http://flamingfreedom.com)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 03, 2012, 10:15:20 PM
That picture needs an Extended Edition with a really, really big cock.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 04, 2012, 01:34:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/8rAYt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on January 04, 2012, 02:46:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/8rAYt.jpg)

1 - And I thought fisting was gonzo.

2 - I've heard of having your head up your ass - never expected to see it.

3 - Mr President are you in here?

4 - Prolapse schmolapse.

5 - Your temperature is......
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 04, 2012, 04:31:07 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mNg0M.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 05, 2012, 09:45:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/YotOc.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 05, 2012, 12:01:22 PM
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7034/6451347829_82daed8462_o.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 05, 2012, 12:19:12 PM
Is he squeezing balls?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 05, 2012, 02:09:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vRqVI.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 05, 2012, 02:13:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vaUle.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 05, 2012, 02:17:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IEfpJ.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on January 05, 2012, 06:30:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NJolY.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on January 05, 2012, 06:33:37 PM
That's right - gotta have a book. 

That facebook shit is just that - shit - christ dale/
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Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on January 05, 2012, 06:52:00 PM
 :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by: anarchir on January 05, 2012, 10:16:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vRqVI.gif)

Fail. The egg was supposed to end up in the bottle, intact.
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Post by: dalebert on January 06, 2012, 12:45:32 AM
Fail. The egg was supposed to end up in the bottle, intact.

I think it's cause they boiled it. They're not s'posed to.
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Post by: SeanD on January 06, 2012, 02:39:48 AM
Looks like it was boiled and peeled.  I would think it would have to be.  More flexible and easier to maintain a vacuum seal.
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on January 06, 2012, 02:46:17 AM
Looks like maybe it's one of those bottles where there's a nearly 90-degree angle on the inside of the bottle neck's lip--i.e., not very rounded.  Therefore, as the egg deformed under the relative vacuum, it got "cut."


The way I've seen it is with a nice rounded surface on the lip of the bottle neck, pointed UP, and you throw a lit match in the bottle, then set the boiled egg on top.  It gets sucked in.  So many bottles now, though, have screw tops, and right angles on the inside of the lip, rather than a rounded surface.
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 06, 2012, 03:17:16 AM
How To Suck An Egg Into A Bottle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JBOX116Pzw#noexternalembed-ws)
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Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on January 06, 2012, 11:07:56 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/394740_345523042143822_205344452828349_1297311_1844967657_n.jpg?dl=1)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 06, 2012, 11:43:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CqEN8.gif)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 06, 2012, 11:50:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Wa9l7.gif)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 06, 2012, 11:50:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Dbgke.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 06, 2012, 06:12:43 PM
Whose Leg is This? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNps5_ndHzY#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 07, 2012, 03:28:07 PM
SPACEKISSER ستار تريك (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0z_7bKm258#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 07, 2012, 03:35:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qdx3s.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 07, 2012, 08:03:14 PM
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvp3ze45H21qcb5fko1_500.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on January 07, 2012, 08:35:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2lLoW.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 07, 2012, 11:42:09 PM
The forum being all messed up earlier was pretty chaotic.
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 07, 2012, 11:43:13 PM
Joe Dirt predicted the Chaos threads.
Home is where you make it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwbUCI9bEvA#)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 07, 2012, 11:44:44 PM
I dare you to watch all of this.
Choaniki (Sega Saturn JPN) - Gameplay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF-gqOeio2I#)
T-2503G - Chou Aniki JPN Sega Saturn Satakore.com - Ingame (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NgKDApaZEU#)
Let's Play Chou Aniki Bakuretsu Rantouden Blind: Vid 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYh59HsYRIg#)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 07, 2012, 11:51:36 PM
POWER. UP.
Mega Drive Longplay [045] Altered Beast (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQvCbM_bolE#)
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Post by: dalebert on January 08, 2012, 03:18:48 AM
Russian Dog Experiment - Living without a body! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrIkUXwsNk#)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 08, 2012, 04:37:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zCtbl.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 08, 2012, 02:46:49 PM
Watch the videos on this channel. All of them.
Dirty Signs - Fuck the Police and DMV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yd0GUJ3Bh8#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 08, 2012, 02:50:01 PM
The cops are so much nicer over there.
Funniest thing Ive ever seen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUz7SfFZQI4#)
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Post by: sillyperson on January 08, 2012, 08:22:23 PM
Rubba Rubba (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEfUtJJ4kt0#)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 09, 2012, 07:09:26 AM
Sparky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGcNzI9GUdg#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 09, 2012, 06:06:01 PM
HUGE CYST EXTRACTION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ#)
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Post by: dalebert on January 09, 2012, 07:44:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/A6fJW.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 10, 2012, 02:36:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Cqk4q.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 10, 2012, 02:58:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PONfs.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 10, 2012, 02:59:33 AM
http://i.imgur.com/5uLGd.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/5uLGd.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 10, 2012, 03:02:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oPzZU.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on January 10, 2012, 11:44:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7vDK1.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 10, 2012, 12:50:52 PM
Metallica: Master of Puppets (cover) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukR2M9kTlaQ#ws)
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Post by: Fred on January 10, 2012, 01:58:57 PM
Sly and the Family Stone - Everyday People (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgVOR28iG_o#)
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Post by: Fred on January 10, 2012, 02:10:56 PM
cry
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Post by: Fred on January 10, 2012, 02:11:09 PM
Marvin Gaye - Inner City Blues (Make Me Wanna Holler) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxknH1a4C6M#)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 10, 2012, 02:42:11 PM
Slayer * South Of Heaven - studio version - HQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7rpoZE8X8Y#)

Chaos rampant
An age of distrust
Confrontations
Impulsive habitat
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 10, 2012, 02:58:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UVfak.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 10, 2012, 02:59:38 PM
(http://cdn.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/police.gif)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 10, 2012, 03:04:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Co1aQ.jpg)
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Post by: Fred on January 10, 2012, 03:07:35 PM
Marvin Gaye - Lets get it on (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3okb3kuts#)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 10, 2012, 03:12:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/d4bsZ.jpg)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 10, 2012, 03:15:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eKz9f.gif)
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Post by: Fred on January 10, 2012, 03:17:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/d4bsZ.jpg)

switch those heads back!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 11, 2012, 10:42:09 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xy9aC.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on January 11, 2012, 11:49:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MCelt.jpg)

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/165/587/Santorum-Saunders8_0.jpg) (http://spreadingsantorum.com/)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 11, 2012, 12:06:54 PM
I'm watching my carbs.
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Post by: Rodeen on January 12, 2012, 03:05:06 AM
Save Miranda! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6FTWv7abjU#ws)

Zoochosis on ABC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjR7SGZO_0U#ws)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 12, 2012, 10:54:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/P97Tz.jpg)

Here is someone with Nutella on their face, now we just need someone with creme on their face.
Wait! Nevermind!
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Post by: dalebert on January 12, 2012, 11:05:15 AM
(http://gifsoup.com/view/928711/transformer-owl-ii-o.gif)

This is not an animation. That owl has two different "transformations" as defenses. That one is called the evil owl. It also has a puffed up one that makes it look larger.

What's amusing is that I saw the video (http://youtu.be/DJrupqPqKYo) and thought that it would be cool to make a gif out of it. Then it occurred to me that if I thought of making a gif of it, maybe someone else had already thought of it. Did a search for "transformer owl" and BAM! Sure enough...
 
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Post by: dalebert on January 12, 2012, 11:05:35 AM
I'm watching my carbs.

That was my excuse too.
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 12, 2012, 11:55:34 AM
So manly.
(http://i.imgur.com/s33qP.gif)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 12, 2012, 12:10:17 PM
(http://gifsoup.com/view/928711/transformer-owl-ii-o.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/oRaCS.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on January 12, 2012, 06:22:24 PM
Mouth of Sauron Sings The Ding Dong Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ot9JtiHhiU#)
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Post by: Fred on January 12, 2012, 06:39:34 PM
Two Against One (Feat. Jack White) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF_C7BvAf_A#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 12, 2012, 07:00:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VqyCp.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/577ot.jpg)
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Post by: Fred on January 12, 2012, 07:09:04 PM
Band Of Gypsys - Stop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeOSkA1YmjQ#)
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Post by: Fred on January 12, 2012, 07:35:54 PM
Calexico - Cruel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t46dvudrp8#)
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Post by: Fred on January 12, 2012, 07:47:34 PM
Dead Man (Soundtrack) by Neil Young (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6aCMgy0ES4#ws)
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Post by: Fred on January 12, 2012, 08:15:20 PM
Joe Rogan and The Momentum of Ideas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eykz4_mUC5w#)
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Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on January 13, 2012, 12:41:41 AM
Transplants - Not Today (feat. Sen Dog) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFPRNJ8_F0U#)
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Post by: dalebert on January 13, 2012, 10:09:00 AM
Narwhals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc#ws)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 13, 2012, 10:15:25 AM
AC/DC - Big Balls (Ukulele Cover) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FApIrT0_e0#)
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Post by: dalebert on January 13, 2012, 01:18:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rXZlD.jpg)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 13, 2012, 01:45:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OilMs.gif)
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on January 13, 2012, 04:35:52 PM
Vending Machine Sign

Damn, I was gonna call and tell them it was the stupidest fucking sign I've ever seen, but "the number you are dialing cannot be reached from your calling area."
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Post by: dalebert on January 13, 2012, 09:07:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mQEIO.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on January 13, 2012, 09:11:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Fnp9n.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on January 13, 2012, 11:19:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xS3sh.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on January 14, 2012, 11:36:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ttANO.jpg)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 14, 2012, 04:47:45 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ib28hZWmVnTIEL.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on January 14, 2012, 07:51:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C313k.jpg)
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Post by: Fred on January 14, 2012, 08:49:20 PM
(http://videobeta.net/gifs/944.gif)
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Post by: Fred on January 14, 2012, 08:50:58 PM
(http://videobeta.net/gifs/7110.gif)
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Post by: Fred on January 14, 2012, 08:52:16 PM
(http://videobeta.net/gifs/11035.gif)
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Post by: Fred on January 14, 2012, 08:53:05 PM
(http://videobeta.net/gifs/7745.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on January 14, 2012, 08:54:56 PM
(http://www.ishootporn.com//wp-content/uploads//2008/02/pissing-girl-kicked.gif)
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Post by: Fred on January 14, 2012, 08:55:50 PM
(http://img.booru.org/rule34//images/824/978680f6a671055409e028f50faf48d25960c6f1.gif?823122)
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Post by: Fred on January 14, 2012, 08:56:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aocjx.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on January 14, 2012, 09:12:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aocjx.gif)

Anyone know what they were looking at?
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 15, 2012, 05:39:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/aocjx.gif)

Anyone know what they were looking at?
The Chaos threads.
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Post by: Fred on January 15, 2012, 10:12:32 AM
Furry Fiesta 2011 - Disco InFURno Furry Rave! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgbEo_XHXYg#)
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Post by: alaric89 on January 15, 2012, 10:31:14 AM
(http://img.booru.org/rule34//images/824/978680f6a671055409e028f50faf48d25960c6f1.gif?823122)

Ooh santorum bukkake.
Or isn't that frothy enough?
Just in case one was wondering:
http://spreadingsantorum.com/ (http://spreadingsantorum.com/)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 15, 2012, 10:45:33 AM
(http://www.ishootporn.com//wp-content/uploads//2008/02/pissing-girl-kicked.gif)

"Kick In The Cunt" Jack Black (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KuD0Q8HTBI#)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 15, 2012, 10:47:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/aocjx.gif)

Anyone know what they were looking at?

Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww#)
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Post by: Fred on January 15, 2012, 12:22:39 PM
Golden Eagles killing Grey Wolves, scores and scores of wolves wind up dead. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDtAl2PYFps#)
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Post by: dalebert on January 15, 2012, 12:32:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QZ0wh.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 15, 2012, 01:09:37 PM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lftri7Utck1qgu4xjo1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 15, 2012, 02:06:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xO2ea.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on January 15, 2012, 06:56:45 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxu6ebX0zh1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 16, 2012, 07:54:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2gJHP.jpg)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 16, 2012, 07:57:09 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Vpzxa.gif)
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Post by: SonicThePorcupine on January 16, 2012, 07:57:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bVdPg.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on January 18, 2012, 10:18:37 AM
Philip Michael Thomas - Magic cookie High Chaparall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glPh6-gU48w#)
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Post by: dalebert on January 19, 2012, 12:23:23 PM
Oh, what a relief it is!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=892_1326915190 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=892_1326915190)
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Post by: dalebert on January 19, 2012, 02:18:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Kj1Y8.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on January 20, 2012, 01:17:57 AM
2 girls 1 cup reaction video - 4 year old reaction !! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6OVlv9FZuc#)
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on January 20, 2012, 06:02:11 AM
Quote from: Youtube Poster
this video is a fraud she was actually watching a scary movie on tv and was reacting to a scary scene! mom and I thought her reactions looked a lot like other people who have watched 2 girls 1 cup.... so I had a friend play the song on piano and placed it over the original video. recently its came to my attention that this fooled a lot of people and with out even doing there home work and reading this description they took it upon there self to comment and tell us what bad parents we are! if any one would like to see the original film you can do so on my profile on youtube. thank you for your support!
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Post by: dalebert on January 20, 2012, 11:04:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DWaIl.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 20, 2012, 11:05:29 AM
Here you go, gremlins. Have fun with this one.

(http://i.imgur.com/SJ0Ee.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on January 20, 2012, 12:45:55 PM
Here you go, gremlins. Have fun with this one.

(http://i.imgur.com/SJ0Ee.jpg)

 i needed a prank for today.   thank you
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 20, 2012, 03:07:41 PM
(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/01/troy-mcclure-post-4chan-1024x305.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeriousSplinters on January 20, 2012, 04:32:57 PM
i dont get it... :?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on January 20, 2012, 06:35:34 PM
i dont get it... :?

Well then you didn't pay her (or maybe him) enough.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 20, 2012, 11:39:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GnALE.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 21, 2012, 12:23:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/qYdxY.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 21, 2012, 02:41:29 PM
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1564055/BigWheel.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 21, 2012, 02:45:13 PM
(http://funpics.classicfun.ws/var/albums/Funpics/Mein%20Furrer%20Kitler%20-%20Cat%20that%20looks%20like%20Hitler.jpg?m=1302332918)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 21, 2012, 03:06:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sumHr.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on January 22, 2012, 02:11:23 AM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/mobile-phone-texting-autocorrect-autocowrecks-i-find-your-lack-of-nudity-disturbing.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on January 22, 2012, 02:37:28 AM
I think someone lost a bet.

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2012/1/16/cf43cbcf-99e5-43f3-a5e3-30707796a31c.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 22, 2012, 07:40:30 PM
http://io9.com/5878094/watch-an-army-of-baby-spiders-explode-from-their-slain-mama (http://io9.com/5878094/watch-an-army-of-baby-spiders-explode-from-their-slain-mama)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 22, 2012, 11:47:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LovuI.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 22, 2012, 11:49:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/u1Vqq.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 23, 2012, 01:04:14 AM
Brasseye - Apollo, The Truth! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcF4ZAsT2Do#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 23, 2012, 03:07:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JWJhW.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on January 24, 2012, 01:17:28 AM
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/395657_239224856153446_194650670610865_531073_1496654619_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 25, 2012, 10:43:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/y18Mt.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 25, 2012, 10:35:18 PM
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Painting-of-early-Nordic-Skiing.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2012, 11:32:14 AM
I hope this is shooped.

(http://i.imgur.com/j9KfH.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2012, 01:07:45 PM
Morocco : young unemployed ignite themselves (Graphic)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ed_1327577482 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ed_1327577482)

The irony is not lost on me that this doesn't need to be in the NSFW chaos thread.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on January 26, 2012, 01:58:24 PM
I hope this is shooped.

(http://i.imgur.com/j9KfH.jpg)

Dog with massive underbite. ouch.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2012, 04:58:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/hZFdt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2012, 05:49:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fHJ0v.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2012, 05:52:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h46Aq.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2012, 05:53:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/owJjH.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2012, 05:53:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iKG1m.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on January 26, 2012, 05:57:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h46Aq.jpg)

:)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2012, 05:58:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/H2Pmp.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2012, 06:00:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3e7kK.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2012, 06:05:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h6CB7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2012, 06:25:10 PM
This seems familiar. I may have posted it before but it deserves an encore.

(http://i.imgur.com/YzvyU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2012, 06:29:15 PM
Human McFetus

(http://i.imgur.com/edKqR.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on January 26, 2012, 06:33:43 PM
Atmosphere - Minnesota Nice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eez1MmTb4tk#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on January 26, 2012, 06:50:25 PM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuzdk75w21qg39ewo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 27, 2012, 11:49:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/21UJ3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 27, 2012, 11:49:39 PM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuzdk75w21qg39ewo1_500.gif)

Bless you, Fred.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on January 28, 2012, 12:24:45 PM
(http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/3862/loldd.jpg)

(http://fatcop.10-8.org/Use/FC-101.JPG)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on January 28, 2012, 01:53:15 PM
(http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/GIFS/i-love-fucking-chicken.gif)


(http://graffitiresearchlab.com/night_writer/led_font/hasselhoffian-recursion.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2012, 02:21:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NaIdN.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on January 28, 2012, 02:38:27 PM
(http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/9258/1179071398.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on January 28, 2012, 02:41:05 PM
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3770/matrixbig3uw0lqvh8.gif)

(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/6206/cruiseoprah6ob.gif)

(http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/12042/1181677178.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2012, 05:08:10 PM
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!: Kitty Cat Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-fUlOLkbvQ#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 29, 2012, 02:28:19 PM
My video for Briona (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxA4CTPXR7E#)

My Video for Briona (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhP3dhizdg#ws)

My Video For Briona MURDER REMIX crazy kid talking to GIRLFRIENDS SEVERED HEAD! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20F5QlaL8sA#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 29, 2012, 03:05:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cmNMV.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 30, 2012, 02:56:39 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5db_1327867576 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5db_1327867576)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on January 30, 2012, 11:03:13 AM
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/demotivational-posters-metallica.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 30, 2012, 11:56:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/UXmLM.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 30, 2012, 03:29:29 PM
Is that period nougey, or is that just her fake tan spray running?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on January 30, 2012, 05:29:57 PM
I'm glad I had a couple hours to digest lunch.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 31, 2012, 01:40:06 AM
SOUND FOR GAY MEN TO ATTRACT THEIR MATE (RaGoldenBeetle@gmail.com) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAOUo0W4_DY#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on January 31, 2012, 01:08:30 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/eversowrong/minajsquirrel.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on January 31, 2012, 01:45:08 PM
That is one sexy black man.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 31, 2012, 02:39:15 PM
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=406557&title=fraternity-branding (http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=406557&title=fraternity-branding)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 31, 2012, 09:45:41 PM
(http://irclo.gs/6v7.jpeg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on January 31, 2012, 10:08:58 PM
http://www.theonion.com/video/braindead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-te,27225/ (http://www.theonion.com/video/braindead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-te,27225/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 31, 2012, 10:38:45 PM
Too much fapping?

(http://i.imgur.com/GnLTl.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 01, 2012, 12:16:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ccgA2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 01, 2012, 12:26:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/b1tZW.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 01, 2012, 01:26:16 PM
A Good Attitude Towards Menstruation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cLHBwvMVow#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on February 02, 2012, 10:41:59 PM
(http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/4481/30883210150375237109067.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2012, 09:25:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JNq3x.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2012, 09:38:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jhGgb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2012, 09:43:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Bai8f.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2012, 09:44:35 PM
There are some just lovely pictures in this link.

http://www.kuzanov.net/services/phalloplasty.html (http://www.kuzanov.net/services/phalloplasty.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/OkEwm.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2012, 11:09:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/westV.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2012, 11:51:56 PM
(http://fatkidatcamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/it-aint-gonna-suck-itself.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 04, 2012, 07:52:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/S7xYh.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 04, 2012, 01:39:13 PM
Buffalo Rider Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix4HOCUWUqg#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on February 04, 2012, 02:57:50 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/394111_10150727031967501_740442500_12321872_868914436_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 04, 2012, 03:06:28 PM
The Karate Rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJSZ1TwjcsQ#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 04, 2012, 06:36:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/nlkmU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 04, 2012, 08:44:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yX4tQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 05, 2012, 04:24:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PfVyJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 05, 2012, 06:08:32 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/childkiller?cf=regular (http://www.okcupid.com/profile/childkiller?cf=regular)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on February 06, 2012, 03:04:30 AM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/epic-fail-fail-nation-probably-bad-news-business-as-usual.jpeg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 06, 2012, 11:11:28 AM
Koko B. Ware titantron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st7hZqQrD2E#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 06, 2012, 03:21:07 PM
Local Commercial For Butt Drugs! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivHsQUTotag#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Major Jizz on February 06, 2012, 09:35:11 PM
(http://missmeanshoe.com/wp-content/plugins/gallery-widget/nazi-prototype-tanks-i2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 08, 2012, 06:46:28 AM
If you need me to explain why you should spend 1:26 watching a man wielding an iron guitar in a Faraday suit playing Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" on MIDI-compatible Tesla coils, you are in the wrong place, pal.

http://boingboing.net/2012/02/04/playing-black-sabbath-on-tesla.html (http://boingboing.net/2012/02/04/playing-black-sabbath-on-tesla.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 08, 2012, 12:59:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/nU4H2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 08, 2012, 01:01:31 PM
Idiocracy

(http://i.imgur.com/FGmgX.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 08, 2012, 01:14:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iy2Gw.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 09, 2012, 01:29:20 PM
Our God Is An Awesome Cock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp195U78hZo#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2012, 12:25:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rOY1j.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2012, 02:04:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/T1IZD.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on February 10, 2012, 06:42:23 PM
 :lol:  For Dale.

(http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa432/Nanielaca/superheroes.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2012, 10:05:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/f5s3D.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2012, 10:41:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iRU6l.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2012, 12:58:07 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Vahmb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2012, 11:13:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9Wa1t.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on February 11, 2012, 12:29:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9Wa1t.png)

Size queen.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2012, 01:43:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Tttzs.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2012, 02:52:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/EnThb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2012, 03:27:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=L-gzqA4FzIA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=L-gzqA4FzIA#)!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2012, 09:28:22 PM
They're extraneous on guys anyway, right?

(http://i.imgur.com/FhQ02.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 12, 2012, 01:41:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SMZ0y.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on February 13, 2012, 02:48:24 PM
(http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/9003/screenshot20110419at192.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 13, 2012, 03:00:34 PM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 13, 2012, 07:02:09 PM
CrYsTaL cAsTLeS rAvE oR diE 6969..... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBQXhMip3tk#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 14, 2012, 02:23:52 PM
(http://chattypics.com/files/CBqqv_raeewhpi9y.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 14, 2012, 06:18:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yOOHl.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on February 15, 2012, 12:08:10 AM
(http://chattypics.com/files/CBqqv_raeewhpi9y.png)

So....Ummm...you looking to start a lube wrestling league that you found that listing?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on February 15, 2012, 12:10:11 AM
So....Ummm...you looking to start a lube wrestling league that you found that listing?

It's an interweb picture from the interwebs.

Although I was searching for 55 gallon drums the other day...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on February 15, 2012, 12:29:34 AM
Yup they are helpful in removing bodies or parts thereof.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on February 15, 2012, 01:02:46 AM
Yup they are helpful in removing bodies or parts thereof.

Both the lube, and the drums.
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on February 15, 2012, 01:41:14 AM
The Chemical Brothers - The Salmon Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDj7DuHVV9E#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on February 15, 2012, 02:16:39 AM
Trio - Da, Da, Da (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSwJ2rjUSdc#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 15, 2012, 03:09:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9Ar48.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on February 16, 2012, 11:45:18 PM
(http://rclol.com/img/me-the-first-time-i-broke-the-100-upvote-barrier8230.gif)(http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/00b4759a-631c-4bab-b4fb-d1de36004151.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2012, 03:25:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1HsV2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2012, 03:47:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UF5Nw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2012, 11:27:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JlFPg.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2012, 11:41:12 PM
Demonia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCWCFX4cZwg#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 19, 2012, 01:16:28 PM
Whisper by Tommy Wallach (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6MN-5iEoxg#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 19, 2012, 06:43:47 PM
http://www.tofugu.com/2012/02/18/japanese-fart-scrolls/ (http://www.tofugu.com/2012/02/18/japanese-fart-scrolls/)

(http://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/levitation-fart.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on February 19, 2012, 08:44:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KeF4I.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 19, 2012, 09:19:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5gZyN.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 20, 2012, 02:01:55 PM
Greatest freak out ever 13 (ORIGINAL VIDEO) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW0u5xrfiac#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 20, 2012, 03:52:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/nuOa1.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 20, 2012, 03:52:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mkc9g.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 20, 2012, 07:39:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/myZy9.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2012, 08:00:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/396E4.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on February 21, 2012, 11:42:34 AM
Greatest freak out ever 13 (ORIGINAL VIDEO) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW0u5xrfiac#ws)

Has to be fake, in so many ways. But A for effort.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on February 21, 2012, 11:44:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mkc9g.gif)

I wonder if that guy is dead yet. I remember seeing video of him awhile back.
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Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2012, 11:46:03 AM
Has to be fake, in so many ways. But A for effort.

Oh, definitely, but nicely done.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 21, 2012, 12:19:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/hebDs.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 22, 2012, 09:50:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/nu8Q0.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on February 22, 2012, 06:02:00 PM
(http://rclol.com/img/night-lights.gif)
(http://rclol.com/img/rainbow-machine-gun.gif)
(http://rclol.com/img/just-a-relaxing-rain.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 24, 2012, 10:31:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/r1WFL.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 24, 2012, 10:33:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VtJkg.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuha43Rw81rqpq97o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 24, 2012, 11:20:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hWl3F.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 24, 2012, 01:30:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MPgYY.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on February 24, 2012, 02:55:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/r1WFL.jpg)

I think that's really close to a Darwin award winner, right there.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on February 24, 2012, 06:04:04 PM
How To Use A Public Restroom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihXqU7rwmR4#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on February 25, 2012, 05:18:56 PM
THE BATTLE MUG:
http://www.battlemug.com/Unit_Orders.html (http://www.battlemug.com/Unit_Orders.html)

(http://app.onlinephotofiler.com/Images/A_3/8/0/5/375083/1/36d3b8c854b04f28ac7e0b1de845e340.jpg)

(http://app.onlinephotofiler.com/Images/A_3/8/0/5/375083/1/7f70dba9fe7b4b6488e446f659124429.jpg)

(http://app.onlinephotofiler.com/Images/A_3/8/0/5/375083/1/72ec0e5add204bb48fcb9ba06a9670f8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 27, 2012, 12:13:37 AM
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzz1fwYOI51qa8ir9o8_r3_250.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 27, 2012, 01:50:09 PM
(http://cdn3.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paintedcats13_damncool.jpg)

(http://cdn.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paintedcats_18_damncool.jpg)

(http://cdn.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paintedcats_17_damncool.jpg)

More:
http://www.gurl.com/painted-cats/ (http://www.gurl.com/painted-cats/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 27, 2012, 04:30:50 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106678/Lena-Fokina-Babies-left-screaming-swung-round-head-baby-yoga-guru.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106678/Lena-Fokina-Babies-left-screaming-swung-round-head-baby-yoga-guru.html)

Woman shocks viewers with swinging baby yoga video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRmBD1I1kM#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 28, 2012, 04:10:53 PM
(http://k.minus.com/iKMpmE2cOLNbJ.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 28, 2012, 11:42:00 PM
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/396436_284884101581509_212147665521820_677910_1938276793_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 29, 2012, 01:57:06 AM
Squeezit the Moocher (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzr8phoGjXI#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 29, 2012, 02:13:55 AM
http://efukt.com/20971_Diet_WIN.html (http://efukt.com/20971_Diet_WIN.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on February 29, 2012, 05:21:12 PM
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/260/231/97b.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on March 01, 2012, 12:09:34 AM
http://efukt.com/20971_Diet_WIN.html (http://efukt.com/20971_Diet_WIN.html)

Scat porn is one thing, but this, I consider obscene.  It simply crushes the soul to imagine there are people like this.
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Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2012, 01:02:24 AM
Boys Reaction To Anesthesia! (Boy Was Feelin real Good) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YOH8kU-rrg#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2012, 01:30:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rpfOH.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on March 01, 2012, 04:34:08 PM
BLUE FLASH: We've all heard of the green flash, the fleeting emerald light that sometimes appears just above the setting sun. Once thought to be a fable, the green flash was popularized by Jules Verne in his 1882 novel "Le Rayon Vert" (The Green Ray). Now it is generally known to be real.

But what of the even rarer blue flash? Turns out, that's real too. Peter Rosén photographed one from Stockholm, Sweden, on Feb. 29th:

(http://www.spaceweather.com/images2012/01mar12/blueflash_strip.jpg)

http://www.spaceweather.com/ (http://www.spaceweather.com/)
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Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2012, 10:15:04 PM
chicken fucker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y8H7-MTqrg#noexternalembed)
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Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2012, 10:42:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VnUNE.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 03, 2012, 09:37:58 AM
Aussie + FK = just as annoying, but with hip cool accents
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Post by: dalebert on March 03, 2012, 10:51:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2x4yi.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/RAoIC.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on March 03, 2012, 12:10:12 PM
An ovary with teeth, skin, and hair.

Quote
Teeth, developmentally mature skin and hair, part of a 7x4 cm mature cystic teratoma of the left ovary extracted by laparotomy resection.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Ovarian_teratoma.jpg)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ovarian_teratoma.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ovarian_teratoma.jpg)
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Post by: Fred on March 03, 2012, 03:46:50 PM
Shit Girls Don't Say (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nA2wt4LJUw#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 03, 2012, 06:59:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zgXqD.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 03, 2012, 07:10:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PxZc5.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 03, 2012, 07:49:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ySlnO.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2012, 10:03:03 AM
A TED Talk on trolling. 4 rlz.

http://www.ted.com/talks/charlie_todd_the_shared_experience_of_absurdity.html (http://www.ted.com/talks/charlie_todd_the_shared_experience_of_absurdity.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2012, 03:38:10 PM
The Kings' Dessert - or, how to create 16.000 honey strings in two minutes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCLYieehzGs#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 05, 2012, 10:17:35 PM
(http://chattypics.com/files/FdvCp_5z8p7rnltw.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2012, 10:46:34 PM
How is he staying so still for that?
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Post by: dalebert on March 06, 2012, 01:09:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bXBve.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/H7Rc3.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/vff5G.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 06, 2012, 11:30:21 AM
(http://upload.offensivex.com/images/rainbowbis.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 06, 2012, 11:48:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ue6Mx.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 07, 2012, 12:14:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/muWL5.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 07, 2012, 04:20:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VsNGI.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 07, 2012, 06:36:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/661YK.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 08, 2012, 11:20:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/RdNrw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 09, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NdCfZQsZEHQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NdCfZQsZEHQ#)!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2012, 01:23:51 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/poke-bad-7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 12, 2012, 08:16:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/lq6Q1.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 13, 2012, 11:57:04 AM
https://www.google.com/search?q=artificial+cranial+deformation&hl=en&safe=off (https://www.google.com/search?q=artificial+cranial+deformation&hl=en&safe=off)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on March 13, 2012, 01:43:25 PM
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg96/a0n0t/VanDammeBand.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 13, 2012, 03:37:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/nXlUp.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 13, 2012, 04:33:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xfrZR.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 13, 2012, 07:23:13 PM
Spoon-The Way We Get By (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-S4nM5m_Kg#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 13, 2012, 07:26:03 PM
Arctic Monkeys - From the ritz to the rubble (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEKJAw_tuxg#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 14, 2012, 12:26:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VYLbr.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 14, 2012, 09:46:42 AM
Trike Drifting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNZCZsHJIR8#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 15, 2012, 02:43:07 PM
(http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/image-6964-gallery-plsg-500x374.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 15, 2012, 03:47:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9wMGh.png)
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Post by: dalebert on March 16, 2012, 09:20:27 AM
Gaara of the Funk! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOa8Bxr2jNI#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 16, 2012, 03:22:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Q7Pt2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: The Green Bastard on March 16, 2012, 05:00:41 PM
(http://www.galleryoftattoosnow.com/badtattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/medium/bad-knuckle-tattoos.jpg)

My next what?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 16, 2012, 05:20:01 PM
My next what?

There's still room to add a little apostrophe to the "U" finger and an "E" to the "R" finger, though it'd need to be kind of below and maybe a little to the right of the "R".
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 17, 2012, 08:37:32 AM
http://www.kuzanov.net/services/phalloplasty.html (http://www.kuzanov.net/services/phalloplasty.html)

The other pics are kinda NSFW but here's one.

(http://i.imgur.com/rIndr.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on March 17, 2012, 12:42:27 PM
He Bite Me REMIX (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgwxzczGzG0#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 17, 2012, 04:40:32 PM
Leprechaun Song - I Want The Gold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4DAkW4VwfA#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 17, 2012, 04:46:06 PM
He Bite Me REMIX (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgwxzczGzG0#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 18, 2012, 05:49:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1BDgxHgh78# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1BDgxHgh78#)!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 19, 2012, 09:45:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h7dlu.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 20, 2012, 09:04:31 AM
Because tweets don't actually wake people up...

(http://i.imgur.com/aN45W.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 20, 2012, 09:56:13 AM
Skyrim: Real Life Mode (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gymNWGBR9zs#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 21, 2012, 12:17:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xdpkc.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 21, 2012, 10:53:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/I9INl.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 22, 2012, 02:01:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oKOxG.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on March 22, 2012, 04:32:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oKOxG.jpg)

She's a he.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 22, 2012, 08:33:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Fpv87.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 22, 2012, 08:52:28 PM
RSA Animate - Language as a Window into Human Nature (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-son3EJTrU#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on March 22, 2012, 10:24:46 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/292601_355447694493911_100000860515544_989339_1149406145_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2012, 09:37:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zy1FY.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2012, 05:45:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0a15A.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 23, 2012, 06:16:00 PM
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s320x320/554693_345822532135784_100001241211987_1032719_167352625_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 25, 2012, 11:34:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/M6vEb.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 25, 2012, 11:21:43 PM
Coke keeps you thin! (1961 Coke commercial) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zTDbpxT8ZI#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on March 26, 2012, 07:03:08 AM
Pay Your Income Tax: 1943 Disney Propoganda (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00u6qUelp6c#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on March 26, 2012, 04:51:44 PM
Eisenhower warns us of the military industrial complex. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y06NSBBRtY#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 26, 2012, 05:21:13 PM
Nirvana - Radio-Friendly Unit Shifter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7B-AlKTdGQ#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 27, 2012, 02:23:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/F9s1Y.jpg)

Once you guess them, just post which ones you got (1,2,3,4,5,6,7, & 8) without giving spoilers.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 27, 2012, 02:42:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yDgRj.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on March 27, 2012, 03:34:17 PM
Insane Downhill Bike Race In Chile valparaiso polc 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIe6hYAdw_I#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 27, 2012, 04:20:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6g6ur.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on March 27, 2012, 04:30:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/F9s1Y.jpg)

Once you guess them, just post which ones you got (1,2,3,4,5,6,7, & 8) without giving spoilers.


1,2,3,4,6,7

no clue on 5 and 8.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on March 28, 2012, 01:49:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/F9s1Y.jpg)

Once you guess them, just post which ones you got (1,2,3,4,5,6,7, & 8) without giving spoilers.


1,2,3,4,6,7

no clue on 5 and 8.

Same.
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Post by: alaric89 on March 28, 2012, 04:56:17 AM
Got em all. I am a fan of European comics.
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Post by: dalebert on March 28, 2012, 08:32:20 AM
Got em all. I am a fan of European comics.

Therein lies the kicker. I got the same six very quickly but still don't know the other two.
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Post by: alaric89 on March 28, 2012, 09:33:43 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix_and_Cleopatra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix_and_Cleopatra)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Dalton_courent_toujours (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Dalton_courent_toujours)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on March 29, 2012, 03:21:10 PM
Sexy Burps 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8g0J13n7jU#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2012, 07:52:06 PM
Give it a minute.

(http://i.imgur.com/1NPrF.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on March 31, 2012, 05:05:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PyG4i.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2012, 12:15:02 PM
About 6 mins of mic testing in which we discussed bizarre genitalia (though a lot more during the actual show), horse queefs, and Consumption Junction, "what's your disfunction?". In case that didn't clue you in, it's probably NSFW.

http://flamingfreedom.com/media/archives/Flaming.Freedom.2012.03.31.Pre.Show.mp3 (http://flamingfreedom.com/media/archives/Flaming.Freedom.2012.03.31.Pre.Show.mp3)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2012, 01:53:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aW1WB.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2012, 01:59:35 PM
Two headed dogs Demikhov Shocking experiment Footage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvZThr3POlQ#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2012, 02:07:03 PM
So wrawng

http://michaeljfoxnews.com/ (http://michaeljfoxnews.com/)

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Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2012, 05:22:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mb7zE.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2012, 05:28:31 PM
AUTO Cat Washer.wmv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sVuOCax7wI#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2012, 08:15:54 PM
You can thank Jay for introducing me to this gold nugget. It's NSFW, btw.

http://www.prolapsed.net/ (http://www.prolapsed.net/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2012, 11:48:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HAVF7.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on April 02, 2012, 04:33:05 AM
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/158/248/derp.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 02, 2012, 09:27:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qU32N.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 03, 2012, 11:06:05 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=010_1333422800 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=010_1333422800)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 03, 2012, 11:41:23 PM
Self-castration and Penectomy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NpRVDYYZJo#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2012, 11:05:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/lFuvx.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2012, 12:31:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HUV0n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2012, 04:05:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/znJTt.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2012, 06:50:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ItxNe.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2012, 09:27:39 PM
if you can't f n use your tongue any better than that,,,get the fuck out!

What the Hell are you talking about?
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Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2012, 10:12:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uom1D.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 07, 2012, 07:56:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0N81J.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 07, 2012, 11:50:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2z2lr.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 08, 2012, 11:07:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/l8E2g.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 09, 2012, 10:52:57 PM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/motivate-monday-13.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 10, 2012, 09:59:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/eapQn.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 10, 2012, 10:12:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mYWm5.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on April 11, 2012, 01:04:23 AM
the original is pretty good too

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/i-wish-i-only-got-two-minutes-for-hooking.jpg)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 11, 2012, 09:05:00 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/steal-82-fap-tool.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 12, 2012, 02:10:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KniSX.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 12, 2012, 04:16:43 PM
Give it a moment...

(http://i.imgur.com/kZYFT.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 12, 2012, 10:50:31 PM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zkafpvP91rryhs0o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 13, 2012, 07:35:56 PM
Workaholics - Fully Torqued (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E1JLR-h_bE#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 15, 2012, 07:34:44 PM
The World's Most Terrifying Penises : The Leopard Slug (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2tZLWIo9nY#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 15, 2012, 07:41:42 PM
The World's Most Terrifying Penises: The Echidna (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr_cn66sYc8#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 16, 2012, 09:22:47 AM
http://www.wimp.com/teamelevator/ (http://www.wimp.com/teamelevator/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 17, 2012, 04:54:01 PM
So... wrawng

(http://i.imgur.com/Frf1F.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 17, 2012, 07:07:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HpwKW.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 17, 2012, 10:39:42 PM
1 kilo de cérumen dans l'oreille (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4qrjBhKNF8#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 17, 2012, 11:34:19 PM
EAR WAX VERY IMPACTED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NucIrgyiAgw#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on April 18, 2012, 03:38:34 AM
Come on Dale, there's chaos then there's just nastyness.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2012, 09:34:04 AM
Come on Dale, there's chaos then there's just nastyness.

And sometimes their paths cross.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2012, 11:23:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jT5vb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Rodeen on April 18, 2012, 11:29:50 PM
http://www.wimp.com/robotfight/ (http://www.wimp.com/robotfight/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 19, 2012, 10:00:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g0qARDGJj1w# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g0qARDGJj1w#)!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on April 19, 2012, 12:11:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g0qARDGJj1w# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g0qARDGJj1w#)!

That is awesome!
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Post by: dalebert on April 19, 2012, 01:31:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7PfZr.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/v0hpk.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 20, 2012, 01:11:50 AM
Barefoot Gen, HIroshima Destroyed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfJZ6nwxD38#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 20, 2012, 01:17:27 AM
Total Breakdown: Raging gynecologist trashes car shop (CCTV) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sscHAUZwO_E#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on April 20, 2012, 10:50:43 AM
Can't imagine why a gynecologist would rage.
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Post by: dalebert on April 22, 2012, 09:23:18 AM
Hilarious! people buying fresh meat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBp7ogTzWFs#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 22, 2012, 01:28:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/X55Ho.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 22, 2012, 05:56:34 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ea9_1335060083 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ea9_1335060083)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on April 22, 2012, 08:44:33 PM
Rope swing faceplant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwdG9a-wpYg#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 23, 2012, 12:08:36 PM
It's okay to have rape fantasies about despicable, mass-murdering, torture-loving tyrants. Right?

Tyrion Slaps Joffrey For 10 Minutes To Achilles Last Stand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYNeT2nzEgA#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on April 23, 2012, 09:46:18 PM
Beatboxing flute inspector gadget remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ZX5qdIEB0#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on April 23, 2012, 09:49:21 PM
I've Seen Better Days Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXAi15hORxU#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 23, 2012, 10:00:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OCeh2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2012, 01:31:28 PM
WTF, Japan?

Funny Japanese Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzNEmqeIWo#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2012, 01:38:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZFdEW.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2012, 11:31:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fctRO.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2012, 06:09:38 PM
CAT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IDTO9PPZXg#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on April 25, 2012, 09:43:05 PM
pervert
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2012, 09:50:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/yTfDK.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2012, 09:51:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/TNmtT.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2012, 10:18:54 AM
(http://i.minus.com/izRwfQ4xWkx8v.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2012, 09:17:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/I9Gzn.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on April 26, 2012, 11:27:42 PM
(http://i.minus.com/izRwfQ4xWkx8v.gif)

Man I didn't even notice the dude in the window the 1st 4 or 5 times.
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Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2012, 11:28:25 PM
Uhm... I didn't notice him until you mentioned him.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 27, 2012, 08:34:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/wkdf8.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 27, 2012, 08:47:48 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Wtwr6.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/Wtwr6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 27, 2012, 08:52:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PQaVt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 27, 2012, 12:01:08 PM
Did you know that otters fucking EAT alligators (http://www.cracked.com/article_19351_the-6-deadliest-animals-too-adorable-to-run-away-from.html) sometimes? They just literally start biting into it and eating it alive. Fucking cute li'l otters!

Otters destroy HUGE gator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QntHH614Iak#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 28, 2012, 05:32:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dfaG3.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 29, 2012, 01:54:58 AM
http://youtu.be/CT1Erm2C4iQ (http://youtu.be/CT1Erm2C4iQ)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 30, 2012, 02:22:30 AM
Now that's what I call comfort food!

(http://i.imgur.com/Di8LP.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on May 01, 2012, 09:06:18 PM
http://maxgif.com/46 (http://maxgif.com/46)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 02, 2012, 02:05:49 AM
These guys got a little trigger happy with the After Effects.

ShowReel - Michael Shanks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPhMkgmPMSU#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 02, 2012, 02:11:57 AM
Inappropriate Portal Gun Use #32 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb0I8S0uYjo#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 02, 2012, 01:02:25 PM
Canned Heat - On The Road Again [HQ] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRKNw477onU#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 05, 2012, 04:31:09 PM
http://new.livestream.com/FosterKittenCam/MirandasKittens (http://new.livestream.com/FosterKittenCam/MirandasKittens)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Fred on May 05, 2012, 05:29:34 PM
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh3bleXWaCk#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 07, 2012, 11:14:20 PM
http://flamingfreedom.com/media/promos/girl_moan.mp3 (http://flamingfreedom.com/media/promos/girl_moan.mp3)
http://flamingfreedom.com/media/promos/boofooed.mp3 (http://flamingfreedom.com/media/promos/boofooed.mp3)
http://flamingfreedom.com/media/promos/bloopers_1.mp3 (http://flamingfreedom.com/media/promos/bloopers_1.mp3)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 09, 2012, 09:43:35 PM
Cat Shit One:
http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=22816 (http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=22816)

Disclaimer: There's not actually any cat shit.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on May 10, 2012, 06:29:23 AM
(http://www.sanfordallen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kali100-217x300.jpg)


JAI MA, KALI!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 10, 2012, 10:03:14 PM
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578251_332213586848560_212147665521820_791221_1071354374_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on May 11, 2012, 01:28:08 PM
(http://imgur.com/9IuOO)

here....

(http://i.imgur.com/9IuOO.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 13, 2012, 02:21:41 AM
I still don't get this and still think it's an urban myth. Why doesn't it chew up the beans?

http://www.ravensbrew.com/NewFiles/kopiluwak.html (http://www.ravensbrew.com/NewFiles/kopiluwak.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on May 16, 2012, 01:10:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zfbXw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on May 17, 2012, 07:31:55 PM
Psychedelic Anti-Marijuana PSA "I'M HERE FIND ME"
Psychedelic Anti-Marijuana PSA "I'M HERE FIND ME" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obg7kvrLON8#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on May 17, 2012, 07:51:36 PM
Maybe most of you have already seen 911 marijuana brownies
9-11 marijuana Brownies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTB5DIb5XKY#)
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Post by: dalebert on May 23, 2012, 04:58:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CeCMt.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 23, 2012, 08:15:53 PM
CuteWinFail: Static Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO-phqmyqdY#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on May 23, 2012, 10:06:47 PM
Transsexual Illustrator Mao Sugiyama Serves His Own Genitals as Appetizers

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/entertainment/transsexual-illustrator-mao-sugiyama-serves-his-own-genitals-appetizers# (http://www.opposingviews.com/i/entertainment/transsexual-illustrator-mao-sugiyama-serves-his-own-genitals-appetizers#)

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Last month, an illustrator from Tokyo, Japan, known by the nickname “HC”, held a special dinner during which he seasoned and braised his own amputated genitalia and served the dish to six handpicked diners. The lucky patrons who got a taste of Sugiyama’s junk paid about $250 for the meal.
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Post by: anarchir on May 23, 2012, 10:40:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CeCMt.jpg)

Decent show. Very laid back. Last Halloween I went to a bar where the only DJ I'ved liked in awhile was wearing the Wilfred costume. (To me a decent DJ means they dont just play club/hiphop/Kanye shit. This guy mixed in some Zeppelin, oldies, MGMT, etc.)
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Post by: sillyperson on May 24, 2012, 08:25:01 AM
MALEK TAUS

(http://thecurseandthecure.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/MelekTaus-0001P.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 24, 2012, 10:39:39 AM
Be patient and watch it all the way through. It gets better!

Roadgeek - On the Borderline (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-wWJITam4#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on May 24, 2012, 10:48:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/KjZS4.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 24, 2012, 04:02:38 PM
Swimming in $67,000 of Lube! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6eks3jRgWY#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on May 24, 2012, 10:56:01 PM
This is awesome.

New bizarre animal discovered in Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oPxa3C3iu0#)
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Post by: dalebert on May 24, 2012, 10:57:33 PM
Unidentified animal / creature (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7IurioYQtc#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on May 25, 2012, 09:39:07 AM
Will It Blend-Chuck Norris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9V-goCaua0#)
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Post by: dalebert on May 26, 2012, 03:03:26 AM
Ant head sutures. Who's seen Apocalypto?

(http://i.imgur.com/DYN7A.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 26, 2012, 09:43:12 AM
Do I have to dress as a cop to get a hug from this dood? He's cute. Prolly a dirty hippie tho.

(http://i.imgur.com/rY9NK.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 31, 2012, 09:42:03 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1atuk1GB11qb5esko1_500.gif)
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on June 01, 2012, 09:02:37 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1atuk1GB11qb5esko1_500.gif)

That's from a (really bad) movie, right?  I think Gilbert Gottfried hosted a "movie night" type show with that as one of the movies.
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Post by: dalebert on June 01, 2012, 10:03:46 AM
That's from a (really bad) movie, right?

I assume so. The guy who sent it to me hasn't tole me yet. Maybe he doesn't know where it came from either. "Spawn" comes to mind (???).
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on June 01, 2012, 03:21:23 PM
That's from a (really bad) movie, right?

I assume so. The guy who sent it to me hasn't tole me yet. Maybe he doesn't know where it came from either. "Spawn" comes to mind (???).

Hmm...I was thinking of USA Network's "Up all night."  I think the film was called "The <something>" (yeah, big help.  "The Williger," or something strange.)  I think the thing grew off a guy's arm or something.

Well, I couldn't find the name I was looking for...here's the list...some great titles (bad films) on there, though.

http://usaupallnight.blogspot.com/ (http://usaupallnight.blogspot.com/)
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Post by: dalebert on June 02, 2012, 11:43:00 AM
http://usaupallnight.blogspot.com/ (http://usaupallnight.blogspot.com/)

I swear, it's like they made that concept for me! I love shitty horror movies. The shittiest of the shitty, all the way!
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Post by: dalebert on June 04, 2012, 02:45:21 PM
Artist turns dead pet into helicopter

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/04/article-2154283-136EC5F7000005DC-624_634x454.jpg)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6c4nZJ4ryFE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6c4nZJ4ryFE#)

CatCopter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HnwhGgsgXc#)
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Post by: dalebert on June 07, 2012, 08:12:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0m1rd.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on June 07, 2012, 08:14:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Soo7D.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on June 10, 2012, 11:31:25 AM
EW EW EW!!!

(http://i.imgur.com/maBDJ.png)
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Post by: SeanD on June 10, 2012, 03:03:00 PM
No shit.  SHAVE you fucking gorilla.
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Post by: The Green Bastard on June 12, 2012, 09:24:44 AM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2a6v03d.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on June 16, 2012, 04:18:29 PM
I consider this article to be completely reliable because it's from the Internet.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/woman-63-becomes-pregnant-in-the-mouth-with-baby-squid-after-eating-calamari/story-fn5fsgyc-1226397391618 (http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/woman-63-becomes-pregnant-in-the-mouth-with-baby-squid-after-eating-calamari/story-fn5fsgyc-1226397391618)
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Post by: alaric89 on June 18, 2012, 03:20:21 PM
WKUK - The Civil War on Drugs (FULL movie) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HDK--vBMhU#ws)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on June 26, 2012, 07:39:27 PM
(http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/pontiac.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on June 28, 2012, 10:22:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/XlLzR.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on June 28, 2012, 01:32:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pJEoF.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on June 30, 2012, 09:35:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/cKGnd.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2012, 12:12:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LrFGI.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2012, 11:23:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/sdT3b.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2012, 06:32:52 PM
This is also something like what pops into my mind when I see "Dragline"

(http://i.imgur.com/8Kvjq.jpg)

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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2012, 06:33:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ISw3y.jpg)
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Post by: anarchir on July 03, 2012, 06:33:50 PM
Before I logged in I saw this:

Quote
Alex Libman and 11 Guests are viewing this board.
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Post by: dalebert on July 06, 2012, 08:34:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZNEIL.jpg)
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Post by: Rodeen on July 07, 2012, 01:23:29 AM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/day-42-the-humans-still-think-im-a-baked-potato.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 07, 2012, 08:32:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bUwsV.jpg)
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Post by: John Shaw on July 11, 2012, 05:53:32 PM
From a dude on Shacknews -

Quote
So my girlfriend is riding me and farts. I thought I felt something hit my leg. I go "what the fuck". She's giggling.
I say "what was that?"

"I farted... hehehehe"

"No, something hit me"

Well to sum things up, she dismounted and we discover that a "poo dart" has stuck to my leg.

I almost fucking vomited. She started laughing and fell off the bed, then cleaned it up.

What should I do? Am I fucked?

ATTN: POODARTS ARE A THING NOW.
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Post by: dalebert on July 11, 2012, 07:30:06 PM
ATTN: POODARTS ARE A THING NOW.

PLEASE, for the love of all that's holy, don't let Neal hear about this or it will get talked about on Flaming Freedom.
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Post by: dalebert on July 11, 2012, 11:36:29 PM
Jackson Swallows (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTLtlOuwgxk#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 13, 2012, 11:55:26 PM
"Can you hear me now?"

(http://i.imgur.com/QK6TP.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 16, 2012, 11:59:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/27SNR.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 19, 2012, 10:10:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/N7LyZ.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 19, 2012, 04:06:23 PM
DyE - Fantasy - Official Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg#ws)
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Post by: hen567mcb on July 21, 2012, 12:44:55 AM
Nice collection dude!!
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Post by: dalebert on July 22, 2012, 12:15:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ou5EN.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 23, 2012, 02:41:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Gtlj4.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 23, 2012, 10:53:44 PM
Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power! 승마운동기구 에이스파워 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MzzLsJEzR8#)
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Post by: dalebert on July 24, 2012, 12:54:51 AM
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/goat-man-spotted-mountain-goat-herd-utah-mountains-video (http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/goat-man-spotted-mountain-goat-herd-utah-mountains-video)
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Post by: dalebert on July 24, 2012, 11:31:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CsZrQ.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 25, 2012, 12:45:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/e8T7m.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 25, 2012, 10:36:50 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9060104/Giant-prawn-of-the-deep-discovered-off-New-Zealand-coast.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9060104/Giant-prawn-of-the-deep-discovered-off-New-Zealand-coast.html)
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Post by: dalebert on July 25, 2012, 06:05:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/anHdJ.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2012, 02:15:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Crpbp.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2012, 02:15:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/YIHWB.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2012, 02:16:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/a3cuA.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2012, 02:16:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/w5KNP.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2012, 02:17:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ih5pw.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2012, 02:17:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AoGbo.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2012, 02:18:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/IgUPL.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2012, 02:19:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MSShw.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2012, 02:19:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/i7Yqt.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2012, 02:22:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HPpBm.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/URiV7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/zq6eJ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/zt8Ug.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2012, 11:02:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Gn00Z.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2012, 11:42:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GeZUy.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2012, 09:14:51 PM
I'll take a potato chip... and eat it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC6T3_O2iWc#)
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Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2012, 02:47:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/owXKF.jpg)
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Post by: Karrde188 on July 28, 2012, 01:36:13 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/7/20/dNrLdiMnKUyEWvyUHAME7A2.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 29, 2012, 06:47:44 PM
Mrs Doubtfire recut as a horror movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ckv_Dz-Sio#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2012, 09:32:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/k7AkP.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2012, 01:55:19 PM
Honey badger don't give a shit.

(http://i.imgur.com/KeB1B.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2012, 09:23:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dNCj9.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 02, 2012, 12:57:53 PM
Chow Down (at Chick-fil-A) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO-msplukrw#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 02, 2012, 05:01:43 PM
YOU... SHALL... NOT... PEZ!

(http://i.imgur.com/B7RRA.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 02, 2012, 05:11:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Y3UGk.gif)
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Post by: John Shaw on August 02, 2012, 07:18:04 PM
fuck this gay earth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mfA1jNiqoU#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 03, 2012, 11:47:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LHty6.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 03, 2012, 12:08:46 PM
Give it a minute...

(http://i.imgur.com/nZC1L.jpg)
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Post by: Karrde188 on August 03, 2012, 01:13:00 PM
Seeing this...

(http://i.imgur.com/Exgdb.gif)

Will make a guy do this...

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrtebfxeQn1qdkedzo3_250.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 03, 2012, 10:47:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ytXHq.jpg)
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Post by: John Shaw on August 04, 2012, 04:54:14 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m877rqAruM1qag8gfo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2012, 01:03:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jjVKT.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2012, 02:54:40 PM
Time Lapse of Yellow Mold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dok8SDyGNVs#)

Slime Mold Physarum Finds the Shortest Path in a Maze (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czk4xgdhdY4#)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2012, 08:34:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VXY4u.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2012, 08:44:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9ByNj.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 05, 2012, 01:19:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HooYw.jpg)
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Post by: SeanD on August 05, 2012, 01:40:49 AM
Give it a minute...

(http://i.imgur.com/nZC1L.jpg)

Alright you got me.  I'm missing it.
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Post by: dalebert on August 05, 2012, 12:36:29 PM
Family Matters: Steevil & Carlsbad dancing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dNyEodfUuk#)
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Post by: dalebert on August 07, 2012, 12:32:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bNaT4.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 07, 2012, 06:01:45 PM
Midget Fight Scene in 9 Deaths of a Ninja (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuSE-rVTlCI#)
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Post by: dalebert on August 07, 2012, 06:02:50 PM
SuddenDeath Fight with Penguin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udBAYuS5jgw#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 07, 2012, 08:54:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jMObh.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 08, 2012, 12:41:29 AM
This boy will never need a girlfriend.

Super flexible Russian boy.avi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGCiWIUa8Vo#)
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Post by: Karrde188 on August 08, 2012, 02:41:29 AM
 :shock:

http://efukt.com/21005_How_Is_This_Even_Possible?.html (http://efukt.com/21005_How_Is_This_Even_Possible?.html)
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Post by: macjd527 on August 08, 2012, 03:37:11 AM
Great posts, some of the funniest I have ever seen.
Can't wait til I've had the chance to view them all  :lol:
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Post by: dalebert on August 09, 2012, 02:58:44 AM
The Goat Bagpipes with huge horns - gaida gajda гајда гайда Pajdusko oro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImtjPPBSr8I#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 09, 2012, 12:57:44 PM
Eric Moussambani OLYMPIC 2000 SYDNEY SWIMMING (HIGH QUALITY) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rqI8xwXVac#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 09, 2012, 01:57:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PmCm6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 10, 2012, 09:35:14 PM
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/dirty-out-context-cartoon-stills (http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/dirty-out-context-cartoon-stills)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 10, 2012, 11:49:41 PM
Zombie Experiment NYC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHPMocTmC08#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 11, 2012, 10:11:32 AM
It's About Time TV series open (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1G-TsdNWGg#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on August 12, 2012, 07:09:30 PM
(http://spod.cx/stuff/Shay_Laren_Nude_Wii.gif)

She was playing this game...  :lol:

(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/6498/passionp.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 14, 2012, 03:58:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IJNg7.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on August 15, 2012, 03:29:56 PM
Nom nom nom nom nom....

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-dirty-humor-photos-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 16, 2012, 09:40:11 AM
Super #4 Movie CLIP - Uber Enlightenment (2010) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44rUlHYg-MU#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on August 16, 2012, 10:01:40 AM
Girl Gets Butt Hole Tattoo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GBVF8FzPI0#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 16, 2012, 09:45:15 PM
RETRO COMMERCIAL-Toys-Swing Wing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcUjuXBFA8#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 18, 2012, 09:26:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/36T1z.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 18, 2012, 01:17:15 PM
Bimbo's Initiation (Fleischer Studios cartoon, 1931) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFrBG4xyaF8#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 18, 2012, 01:27:58 PM
The Little Pest [1931 Columbia] Scrappy Cartoon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxyWM8Mcf3Q#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 18, 2012, 01:30:01 PM
Tom and Jerry : Blue Cat Blues (HQ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3UoVpjELdM#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 18, 2012, 01:53:35 PM
Weird Japanese Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFbWC8uGgg#)

strange japan movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0WTri-TNSM#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 18, 2012, 02:39:23 PM
Rabbit gives birth on the run (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L5WzuGSrSk#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 20, 2012, 08:53:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MGt47.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 20, 2012, 04:56:42 PM
This picture almost turned me str8.

(http://i.imgur.com/6cRVS.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 21, 2012, 06:17:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1ynsH.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 21, 2012, 06:55:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4z5UU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 21, 2012, 07:11:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Um74r.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 21, 2012, 08:05:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fvplF.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 22, 2012, 10:15:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0ZK0b.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 22, 2012, 03:22:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YQYTz.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 22, 2012, 09:03:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LTpqP.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 22, 2012, 09:21:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IX6nI.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 23, 2012, 06:43:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NQSXZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 23, 2012, 07:30:17 PM
Creepily realistic robot can hold conversations and answer questions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhVu2hxm07E#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 23, 2012, 07:34:32 PM
Fantastic Hey Hey Hey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T09iknuzDlw#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 24, 2012, 10:07:37 PM
http://www.food.com/recipe/ice-cubes-420398 (http://www.food.com/recipe/ice-cubes-420398)

Check the comments.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 24, 2012, 11:33:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PqpJj.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 25, 2012, 04:56:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/phB6W.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 27, 2012, 09:08:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/pWAqQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 28, 2012, 08:27:40 AM
オーリス TVCM 常識への裏切り篇 30秒 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVwJrAr7GkY#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 28, 2012, 05:28:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MsTXO.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 29, 2012, 01:01:08 PM
Funky forest, go for a drink? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPsd5BhDNu4#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 30, 2012, 12:20:03 PM
Real Life Mario 64 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F8shCTun6M#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 31, 2012, 12:16:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NNYeW.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 31, 2012, 12:26:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mmd2s.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 31, 2012, 01:10:52 AM
Yes. That roaring chainsaw sound is a hippo fart, er... shart.

This Is Priceless (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyZwDcLGknU#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on August 31, 2012, 08:13:50 PM
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p300/djburnt/grover-gettin-a-handjob.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 02, 2012, 10:37:46 AM
Dressing up as vaginas is an excellent way to get people to respect you.

(http://i.imgur.com/x9hKp.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on September 03, 2012, 11:23:43 AM
(http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/9ee250bb09734f0d05120099b05090486df93ca_r.gif)

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_layljqGuVN1qafhe9o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 03, 2012, 06:43:04 PM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_layljqGuVN1qafhe9o1_400.gif)

Are they having a lesbian porn viagra boner challenge too?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on September 04, 2012, 01:26:19 AM
Its a free galaxy. I don't see why not.  8)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 05, 2012, 10:28:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/raL3A.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 06, 2012, 09:36:12 AM
Just Falafel is 100% Vegetarian (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qemQldLB-bk#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 06, 2012, 07:48:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pXYKk.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 06, 2012, 07:48:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GWOBg.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on September 08, 2012, 01:46:33 AM
The Rhino by TRAZ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y4mBJ7cl00#ws)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 08, 2012, 10:09:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mQ8DP.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on September 08, 2012, 05:33:20 PM
Laparoscopic gastric bezoar removal - UCSF Jonathan Carter, MD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsTcg3SZxGA#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 11, 2012, 04:26:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bQqjB.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/2VDDR.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/cIuws.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/gCQya.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 12, 2012, 01:46:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iDNbd.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 12, 2012, 08:29:34 PM
Haha. Pee-havior.

(http://i.imgur.com/2CdSZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2012, 12:32:38 PM
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/0/9/1/146091.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 14, 2012, 12:41:50 AM
My Strange Addiction- Rocks for Dinner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MaglPJKSmU#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 14, 2012, 12:44:20 AM
My Strange Addiction- Couch Cushion Craving (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM5W41jl74#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 14, 2012, 01:12:29 AM
For those too ADD to read 7 books or watch 8 movies...

Harry Potter in 60 Seconds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAtWruM0CJc#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 14, 2012, 02:22:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/cWIFq.png)

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/and-jesus-said-come-onto-me-for-jesus-loveth-bukkake (http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/and-jesus-said-come-onto-me-for-jesus-loveth-bukkake)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 14, 2012, 04:58:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/TKPSh.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2012, 09:42:30 PM
SpongeBong HempPants All episodes Full (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD-5ljZnHtg#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2012, 10:04:37 PM
Innocence of Muslims Trailer "Egypt Protest Movie" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6lcJxmdqWM#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 16, 2012, 07:59:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KODDY.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 16, 2012, 08:55:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YkJCw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 17, 2012, 09:35:25 AM
KIRK CAMERON IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfr-jp_w8SY#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 17, 2012, 08:59:15 PM
GoPro STOLEN by a SEAGULL!! - Unique San Francisco sunset... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RArofHji8CU#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 17, 2012, 09:04:04 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/11/ADtsr8MO3ESKeHQEpuS2-A2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 17, 2012, 09:05:50 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/11/AKqZd83IgEWzphtvGX86pw2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 18, 2012, 10:14:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/jsRdw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 18, 2012, 12:47:19 PM
http://www.cracked.com/video_18171_the-insane-clown-posses-new-glade-plug-in-ad.html (http://www.cracked.com/video_18171_the-insane-clown-posses-new-glade-plug-in-ad.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 19, 2012, 01:20:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VMgyx.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2012, 12:44:13 AM
She so purdy

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-W0OT_BhIUyQ/TabkhIZ3V2I/AAAAAAAAAC0/sC3QZE2s8DI/s1600/toilet+thing.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on September 20, 2012, 10:32:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Q8705.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2012, 03:14:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/b3jwV.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on September 21, 2012, 01:26:01 PM
(http://imageshack.us/a/img703/6498/passionp.jpg)

(http://imageshack.us/a/img826/5649/4021751.jpg)

(http://imageshack.us/a/img641/5238/4313718.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 21, 2012, 02:28:14 PM
DMX's First Encounter With Google (Courtesy of Power 105.1) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewDWbUu9UWc#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 21, 2012, 04:59:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IgpBQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 22, 2012, 01:44:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ntpbo.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on September 23, 2012, 11:41:11 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mas4suPPHG1r40r2no1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 23, 2012, 01:39:55 PM
Zombie Boy Rick Genest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GluaHOtLvdo#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 24, 2012, 10:53:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZU5dE.jpg)

If you have teeth in your colon, don't offer to bottom for me.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 24, 2012, 06:29:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zISjD.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on September 25, 2012, 01:28:33 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8wstdSKxT1rxpi1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 25, 2012, 09:16:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/d85ay.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 25, 2012, 11:06:46 AM
Creepiest Commercial Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_u_AZjYm0A#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 25, 2012, 11:08:13 AM
playstation ad, few years ago. mental wealth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dpzhMMFk5U#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 25, 2012, 12:20:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/musb2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 25, 2012, 02:46:59 PM
http://vimeo.com/48459576# (http://vimeo.com/48459576#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 25, 2012, 09:56:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/m4EHi.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on September 25, 2012, 11:06:32 PM
http://www.soundsnap.com/node/7228 (http://www.soundsnap.com/node/7228)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 26, 2012, 10:47:16 AM
"Chop Suey" [ System Of A Down ] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG-X1iOQBXE#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 26, 2012, 09:40:43 PM
The game that makes Grown Men Cry - SLENDER, A Reaction Montage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7d2kuMnRs8#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 27, 2012, 11:24:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IH28Y.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 27, 2012, 11:26:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ndmRr.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 28, 2012, 01:45:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qd4Jb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 28, 2012, 03:56:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qvPtE.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 28, 2012, 03:56:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UrK6W.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 28, 2012, 05:14:37 PM
19. Basketcase (1982) Monster Madness 2009 Review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2qr7p0dSY4#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on September 28, 2012, 06:14:12 PM
Up All Night Promo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ct8rdiWm9w#)

Rhonda Shear, Up All Night 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nJ358fWY2Y#)

Rhonda Shear, Up All Night 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmtJB5Arl2U#)

Rhonda Shear, Up All Night 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-zlMIzU_8M#)

Rhonda Shear, Up All Night 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIrYNpDbJQE#)

Rhonda Shear, Up All Night 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFQv8-GT_EQ#)

The comments on this video indicate she's been back on the air doing Up All Night again.
Rhonda Shear Through The Years (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U5Dd9JESzY#ws)

Rhonda Happy Days 264 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0vRq8pb2E#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mrapplecastle on September 29, 2012, 08:15:16 PM
I remember watching "usa up all night" back in the day. Gilbert was definitely better.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 29, 2012, 08:19:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 29, 2012, 08:51:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/J8knB.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 29, 2012, 11:32:38 PM
Taboo: Bagel Heads (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5udgFS8SM#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 30, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/Fasciotomy_leg.jpg/450px-Fasciotomy_leg.jpg)

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Post by: dalebert on September 30, 2012, 12:26:14 PM
Celebrity sex holodecks, fapping in front of pets, exotic dining (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbjWya8FX8#)
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Post by: dalebert on September 30, 2012, 03:37:53 PM
Skyrim : Gangnam Style Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8C4TCpdYlA#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on September 30, 2012, 09:23:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AqdBI.jpg)
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Post by: SeanD on October 01, 2012, 12:38:07 AM
KLINGON STYLE (Star Trek Parody of PSY - GANGNAM STYLE) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on October 01, 2012, 01:43:26 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mausu3PRFv1ql2603o1_250.gif)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 01, 2012, 03:50:11 AM
Dick Will Make You Slap Some Body (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVr1hRjbKvQ#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 01, 2012, 06:06:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mjCol.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2012, 10:58:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/znCOx.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2012, 11:01:59 AM
Contributed by a listener:

(http://i.imgur.com/nXCg3.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2012, 11:13:09 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3FKKn.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2012, 02:13:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/m9eCj.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2012, 02:18:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZBlRU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2012, 12:22:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ADF5p.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2012, 12:23:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/8bKCr.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2012, 11:21:58 AM
SCAT REACTION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xX6jCWH8gc#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2012, 11:27:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ff6Uq.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2012, 12:34:18 PM
http://oglaf.com/submission/1/ (http://oglaf.com/submission/1/)

(http://i.imgur.com/dMV2A.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2012, 05:33:59 PM
Oh for Jeebus' sake, just go fuck her. Use a condom.

Purity Bear
The Purity Bear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtBTafgam7M#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2012, 07:07:46 PM
The Gorburger Show: Tegan and Sara [Episode 1] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSfDzuTLhPU#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2012, 01:31:10 PM
Michael Winslow - Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin (Senkveld med Thomas og Harald)

Is he one of the X-Men? That's a superpower rat ther.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on October 05, 2012, 02:17:46 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_many3k2IfX1regfy1o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 05, 2012, 02:20:39 PM
God taught me to masturbate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnprB5P0RfI#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on October 05, 2012, 06:08:16 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_many3k2IfX1regfy1o1_500.gif)

Undoubtedly auditioning for membership in Pussy Riot.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on October 06, 2012, 01:24:15 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_many3k2IfX1regfy1o1_500.gif)

She loves her music.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on October 06, 2012, 11:28:29 AM
(http://imageshack.us/a/img210/6853/4623977.jpg)

His balls are roasting, but...

(http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/18173627/view/1/producttypecolor/316/type/png/width/378/height/378/honey-badger-don-t-give-a-shit-t-shirts_design.png)
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Post by: dalebert on October 06, 2012, 02:08:14 PM
Pikachu on Acid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Izm1LQfw4#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 07, 2012, 06:33:05 PM
20 WTF when you see it photos. I'm sure some of shooped/faked, whatever, but still amusing.

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/20-wtf-when-you-see-its (http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/20-wtf-when-you-see-its)

(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/when-you-see-it-sitting.jpeg)
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Post by: anarchir on October 07, 2012, 07:11:36 PM
Can you give a hint for the one you posted?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 07, 2012, 07:15:52 PM
Can you give a hint for the one you posted?

Instead of looking for something unexpected, you're looking for what's NOT there.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 07, 2012, 10:41:37 PM
Bow hunters, flex test your arrows, check for cracks and don't use damaged arrows!

(http://i.imgur.com/atWAS.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on October 07, 2012, 11:43:11 PM
Can you give a hint for the one you posted?

Instead of looking for something unexpected, you're looking for what's NOT there.

If its the fact that they are just leaning against a wall without a chair or bench...I am underwhelmed.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 08, 2012, 10:20:49 AM
Wishman clip (Failed TV Pilot) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at4TWrBy8og#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 08, 2012, 01:41:44 PM
Chimp vs. Baby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF2yjb-O9_o#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 09, 2012, 01:22:13 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-dies-eating-roaches-587314 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-dies-eating-roaches-587314)
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Post by: dalebert on October 09, 2012, 03:51:44 PM
SHIRI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhHo6CUq4-o#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on October 09, 2012, 09:00:27 PM
I want praise for having the willpower to resist posting this in the excellent breasts thread.

(http://i.imgur.com/JIfUm.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 09, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RV6Vf.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on October 09, 2012, 09:03:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZemoK.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 10, 2012, 02:43:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HnFqN.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 10, 2012, 03:18:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/loTG1.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2012, 01:59:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PBHw6.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2012, 02:14:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rWzS5.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2012, 02:24:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Fq3IK.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on October 11, 2012, 12:33:27 PM
Ali G Law part 1/4 (cop training part) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKt51pA8Kyw#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on October 11, 2012, 02:44:53 PM
(http://i867.photobucket.com/albums/ab231/ToriAmosHater/Animals/VBwQD.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2012, 03:01:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Cpogn.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2012, 04:10:58 PM
I made this one.

(http://i.imgur.com/0qyj7.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on October 12, 2012, 01:17:18 AM
A condition called hyperdontia

(http://i.imgur.com/yprXj.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 12, 2012, 01:18:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VLBmP.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 12, 2012, 01:57:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MeDAS.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on October 12, 2012, 03:36:50 PM
compatible with inflatable Unicorn hat for cats.....

(http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy280/oldupright/Funny%20Pics/Xmas-Pet-Petter.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on October 12, 2012, 03:39:32 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-trgJdPZqB44/Tgd-uNq0s_I/AAAAAAAAEuA/lF1DfSLn3Tw/s1600/weird%2Bfunny%2Bpictures-3.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 12, 2012, 10:43:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Jx4Wt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 13, 2012, 12:53:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Qll0r.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on October 13, 2012, 01:13:40 PM
Seven PsychoCATS Trailer HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knYfDZQeMZ4#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 14, 2012, 05:28:05 PM
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-hilariously-passive-aggressive-ways-people-paid-fines/ (http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-hilariously-passive-aggressive-ways-people-paid-fines/)

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/0/7/5/150075.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 14, 2012, 11:41:49 PM
Rat snake in toilet Kerrville Texas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbaC6zmqjSI#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on October 15, 2012, 07:23:28 AM
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-hilariously-passive-aggressive-ways-people-paid-fines/ (http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-hilariously-passive-aggressive-ways-people-paid-fines/)

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/0/7/5/150075.jpg)

Posted this at the time of the event:

(http://i.imgur.com/mdh5z.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZGJWg.jpg)

The state sent me to collection for $81.04 in penalties for not making income tax payments quarterly when they thought I should have (as my employer was out-of-state and not deducting income tax for my state.)

I was particularly urinated off, and decided to put the payment in epoxy and fedex it to the collection company. It was legal tender, so they had to take it, and I never got any response....
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Post by: Ski Killington on October 15, 2012, 02:31:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mhyqw.gif]http://i.imgur.com/mhyqw.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on October 15, 2012, 07:14:12 PM
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/22-pictures-bros-freaking-out-haunted-house (http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/22-pictures-bros-freaking-out-haunted-house)

(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/fear-factory-face-6.png)

(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/fear-factory-face-5.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 16, 2012, 01:25:15 PM
From missed connections on Craigslist. Haha!

I caught you... - m4m - 42 (Nashua)

Saw you crouched in the back of your "van" peeing into a beer mug. You saw me and I think got slightly flustered, you clumsly tried to put that big hog back in your pants. Would love to enter your van and allow you to use my mouth as your beer mug. Discreet, and disease free...let's play.
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Post by: dalebert on October 16, 2012, 04:13:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/w4JUh.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 16, 2012, 04:14:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qysml.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 16, 2012, 04:24:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/A01k9.jpg)
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Post by: Ski Killington on October 16, 2012, 04:37:24 PM
(http://images.coxify.com/10/9/2012/01/23/42656.gif)
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Post by: Ski Killington on October 16, 2012, 04:42:05 PM
(http://retrieverman.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/byrd-dogs.jpeg)
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Post by: Ski Killington on October 16, 2012, 05:18:40 PM
Pac Man (Rémi GAILLARD) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIrvpn3k9A4#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on October 16, 2012, 08:27:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/FECf7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 16, 2012, 11:08:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bUGA4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on October 17, 2012, 07:49:50 AM
That is the WORST Batman costume I've ever seen.
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Post by: dalebert on October 17, 2012, 08:52:06 AM
BTW, that is NOT shooped. The guy really applied his tan make-up that badly.
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Post by: Karrde188 on October 17, 2012, 05:28:08 PM
OUCH!!!

(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/16/DgN5opQBvk6rvR4qy5ECFg2.gif)

 :shock:
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Post by: dalebert on October 18, 2012, 12:25:21 PM
I get the sheep costume, but what's with the speedo? I guess it's attention-getting and that's what matters.

(http://i.imgur.com/zLdCi.jpg)
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Post by: Ski Killington on October 19, 2012, 01:12:30 PM
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/13090874.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 19, 2012, 03:10:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ohRra.png)
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Post by: Ski Killington on October 20, 2012, 10:45:24 AM
Catch the Ice Dude (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7c5tQCs1I#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on October 20, 2012, 10:55:24 AM
Gymnast Stunt in Norway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za9D6qV2FxU#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 20, 2012, 10:59:37 AM
Gymnast Stunt in Norway

Whenever I see someone pulling a stunt that stupid, all I can think is someone needs to quickly put a bullet in his head or at least his testicles. He might survive.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on October 20, 2012, 12:29:04 PM
Rue McClanahan Cat Party (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUDjCFHWlqA#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on October 20, 2012, 12:37:57 PM
This amazing guy eventually died....

Dan Osman - Awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e0yXMa708Y#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 20, 2012, 01:28:08 PM
Yeah, see someone needs to go kill that guy before he reproduces. It just occurred to me that castration isn't sufficient because they can make gametes from your skin cells now. We covered it on the last live Flaming Freedom. We can make babies from two genetic dads or two moms now.

And that other guy, who died, I think he reproduced already so we're too late. All we can do is watch his kids like a hawk and kill them if they start trying this shit.

But I'm a Quaker, so like... you know. Kill them in the most peaceful manner available.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on October 21, 2012, 06:21:30 AM
Talk about a glass house and throwing stones. Nothing bothers me more then someone who has been judged and should know better judging other people. What a dick.
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Post by: Karrde188 on October 21, 2012, 11:40:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/tuBdV.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 21, 2012, 12:29:43 PM
Talk about a glass house and throwing stones. Nothing bothers me more then someone who has been judged and should know better judging other people. What a dick.

Ugh... everyone else figured out I was joking. *eye roll*
Or are you suggesting I can't even call people out for being idiots in an exaggerated manner?
Either way, thanx, joke-killer.
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Post by: alaric89 on October 21, 2012, 01:09:07 PM
Couldn't tell, no. I happen to love extreme stunts. I admire them, and hell, even participate in them. A lot of detractors say exactly what you said Dale. Since I have seen some people come down hard on my friends for trying the same sort of tricks (saying something and counting on their libertarian status for everybody to give them the benifit of the doubt) on gays and different races, I don't think I will feel too bad about misconstruing what you meant.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 21, 2012, 09:46:58 PM
It's not the same--insulting someone for their race or for being gay versus insulting them for doing spectacularly stupid things, literally life-threatening things. One is completely arbitrary and the other is a justified insult.
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Post by: dalebert on October 21, 2012, 10:51:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZNjSo.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: alaric89 on October 22, 2012, 12:02:01 AM
It's not the same--insulting someone for their race or for being gay versus insulting them for doing spectacularly stupid things, literally life-threatening things. One is completely arbitrary and the other is a justified insult.

So you weren't even kidding in the first place and I looked like a jackass for backtracking. I gave you the benifit of the doubt and I should have known better. What a dick.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on October 22, 2012, 11:29:21 AM
This Land is Mine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on October 22, 2012, 12:45:19 PM
I happen to love extreme stunts. I admire them, and hell, even participate in them.

Russian Daredevils: Adrenaline Rush On Top Of The World (RT Documentary) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-vjutwJyY4#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on October 22, 2012, 12:52:11 PM
This Land is Mine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY#ws)

I liked it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 22, 2012, 03:28:27 PM
This Land is Mine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY#ws)

I liked it.

Yep. Excellent.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 22, 2012, 03:29:16 PM
So you weren't even kidding in the first place and I looked like a jackass for backtracking. I gave you the benifit of the doubt and I should have known better. What a dick.

Yes, I was kidding about killing them, but not about them being spectacularly stupid.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 22, 2012, 03:29:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0NTro.png)

I don't actually wanna watch but YUM! Those nipples...
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Post by: Ski Killington on October 22, 2012, 03:56:37 PM
She has a nice narrative of who's killing who...

http://blog.ninapaley.com/2012/10/01/this-land-is-mine/ (http://blog.ninapaley.com/2012/10/01/this-land-is-mine/)
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Post by: dalebert on October 23, 2012, 01:28:25 AM
Did you watch the debates?

(http://i.imgur.com/1IRlN.jpg)
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Post by: anarchir on October 23, 2012, 01:34:37 AM
I've got my Turd Sandwich and Giant Douche bumper stickers coming in the mail. I'll post pics of them on my car when they arriive.
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Post by: dalebert on October 23, 2012, 11:37:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZHdlL.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 23, 2012, 02:35:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/L3UU9.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 24, 2012, 12:53:19 AM
The Awkwardness of Puberty in 7 Seconds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE0AFIhnPYw#)
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Post by: dalebert on October 24, 2012, 11:55:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/97kxj.png)
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Post by: dalebert on October 24, 2012, 01:25:35 PM
Advances in medical technology will soon make sexual orientation irrelevant when it comes to building a family.

Modern Baby-Making (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXDwaGOVDRM#)
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Post by: dalebert on October 24, 2012, 02:40:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sX81X.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 24, 2012, 02:41:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KFg8f.jpg)
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on October 24, 2012, 02:59:41 PM
I've always had wondered about people fretting over such stuff, when it could easily be said that "we invited JFK, Stalin and the strippers." In my experience, there's always a way around syntax issues that makes more sense than rewriting rules.

(It may be obvious that I hate the Oxford comma.)
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Post by: dalebert on October 24, 2012, 03:19:38 PM
This reminds me of my last date. It's triggering my PTSD.

http://youtu.be/N7Ujd7RDg9g?t=50s (http://youtu.be/N7Ujd7RDg9g?t=50s)
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Post by: dalebert on October 24, 2012, 04:23:57 PM
Deleted scene from Alien

Sphynx Cat Giving Birth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvKgiye8iWY#)
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Post by: dalebert on October 24, 2012, 09:15:11 PM
Teddy bear made from a placenta
(http://i.imgur.com/BU04s.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 25, 2012, 07:11:28 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcda8um68C1qbrivdo1_500.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on October 25, 2012, 09:18:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2LsZg.png)
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Post by: John Shaw on October 26, 2012, 12:25:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qAy8g.gif)

For some reason this pic reminded me of Bonerjoe so I posted it.
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Post by: dalebert on October 26, 2012, 01:04:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qAy8g.gif)

For some reason this pic reminded me of Bonerjoe so I posted it.

Haha. And that's why Greaseman called 'em snarlin's, I s'pose.
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Post by: Ski Killington on October 26, 2012, 02:58:45 PM
Patriot Game - OBAMA VS ROMNEY VIDEO GAME! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssRh39r3J20#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on October 27, 2012, 03:28:44 PM
Life can be so difficult sometimes! (according to infomercials)

http://imgur.com/a/WpRg2 (http://imgur.com/a/WpRg2)
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Post by: dalebert on October 28, 2012, 04:51:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tJZ3C.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 28, 2012, 05:01:00 PM
2012 Halloween Light Show - Gangnam Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJloa-aUzNY#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on October 28, 2012, 05:12:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fsPLH.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 28, 2012, 05:15:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/l6nJL.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 28, 2012, 09:49:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wxSGf.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 28, 2012, 10:17:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/q2vZK.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 29, 2012, 09:29:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DpuFQ.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 29, 2012, 09:36:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/eRE54.jpg)

This looks like some creature that was just on the show Merlin.
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Post by: dalebert on October 29, 2012, 09:36:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/t6aOb.jpg)
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Post by: Ski Killington on October 29, 2012, 02:30:52 PM
(http://www.mikeleejohnson.com/baldmower.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 29, 2012, 03:02:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BUYAH.png)
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Post by: Ski Killington on October 29, 2012, 05:52:50 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rgAZ6IYoR7E/S9iLSz0vpbI/AAAAAAAAA1I/7ovI9dAWyT8/s1600/fibonazis.jpeg)



Dingbat and the Creeps Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyeIx4Gz8e0#)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 01:26:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/C7O1D.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 02:03:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SoEmh.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 02:15:03 AM
One-eyed goat

(http://i.imgur.com/xeOdP.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 02:19:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/C4PE0.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 02:25:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/sPRkL.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 02:28:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2hfvp.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 02:38:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gXsLc.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 02:40:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oRvV9.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 02:40:49 AM
(http://i.minus.com/i1pU7SkpowoY3.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 02:43:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/sr86e.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 02:53:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/95YcH.png)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 03:02:09 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4617572/boy-nearly-dies-allergic-reaction-ibuprofen.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4617572/boy-nearly-dies-allergic-reaction-ibuprofen.html)

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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 03:25:36 AM
Happiness in Slavery (NSFW)
Nine Inch Nails: Happiness In Slavery (Uncensored) (1992) on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/3556108)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2012, 03:25:50 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meet-the-worlds-most-idiotic-men-1398492 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meet-the-worlds-most-idiotic-men-1398492)
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Post by: Ski Killington on October 31, 2012, 11:59:25 AM
(http://i867.photobucket.com/albums/ab231/ToriAmosHater/Animals/thsGl.gif)
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Post by: Ski Killington on October 31, 2012, 11:59:59 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchnr39vbM1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg)

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Post by: Ski Killington on October 31, 2012, 01:12:24 PM
WTF Of The Week: Lady Acting Up As A Dog In Church! (Possesed By The Spirit Of Dog) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ixQf1gyK4#)
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Post by: Ski Killington on October 31, 2012, 03:39:27 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwkp8nyvC61qzwfr0o1_250.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 01, 2012, 11:24:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/roxef.jpg)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 01, 2012, 12:55:18 PM
(http://www.lolbrary.com/content/270/tufty-terror-32270.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on November 01, 2012, 02:08:52 PM
Creampied

(http://i.imgur.com/Ccya2.jpg)

And for those who don't get it, check Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=creampie).
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Post by: dalebert on November 01, 2012, 10:08:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yU7bA.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 02, 2012, 08:40:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dABRE.jpg)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 02, 2012, 02:53:50 PM
lmao @ bears in line



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Post by: Ski Killington on November 02, 2012, 02:54:06 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/60382_491509577536725_324969737_n.jpg)

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Post by: Ski Killington on November 02, 2012, 02:54:18 PM
(http://llwproductions.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/cat-eating-a-banana-animated-gif.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 02, 2012, 03:11:25 PM
[Trailer] Battlefield Baseball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2NECRM7bh4#)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 03, 2012, 12:31:17 PM
Obama's Halloween (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHNBr3PZQaE#ws)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 03, 2012, 01:39:25 PM
Hurricane Sandy Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BZAueUTuNg#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on November 04, 2012, 07:39:55 AM
Manatees: I Saw Manatees Gang Rape A Crippled Manatee Once, Really - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 10 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05-5uLLoygA#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on November 04, 2012, 08:55:20 AM
She needs to soundproof her room and perhaps get a new mic.

CUDDLE H00KERS R US!?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci1Qg2omCLk#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on November 04, 2012, 12:52:22 PM
Boners, growers, show-ers, semen facts, genital modifications (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXqNG6BWP4Q#)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 05, 2012, 08:56:59 AM
Happiest DJ Alive (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K2x7jfmJJo#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on November 05, 2012, 11:46:56 AM
http://memewhore.tumblr.com/post/35052984866/pricklylegs-it-s-alive (http://memewhore.tumblr.com/post/35052984866/pricklylegs-it-s-alive)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnnrqJbIx1qzi3sco2_r2_500.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 05, 2012, 12:31:05 PM
Rabbit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdpN5C1_flQ#ws)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 05, 2012, 01:16:20 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxj5w5Jui1rxvu2y.gif)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 05, 2012, 01:50:02 PM
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7127/8157638754_dd976989c9_b.jpg)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 06, 2012, 11:08:40 AM
CTRAFFIK -"What if Nobody Showed Up to Vote?" (Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9aHHKUVc9c#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on November 06, 2012, 08:32:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/v0Mvg.png)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 07, 2012, 10:13:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/d2hEo.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 07, 2012, 12:14:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MywaE.png)
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Post by: dalebert on November 07, 2012, 03:03:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3HkhP.jpg)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 08, 2012, 11:35:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/nUUNf.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on November 08, 2012, 11:55:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XNu8C.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/1b72b.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Lw4qI.jpg)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 10, 2012, 05:03:36 PM
Big Man Japan - Official Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozRYgw6Nlpk#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on November 10, 2012, 10:36:15 PM
Big Man Japan - Official Trailer [HD]

OMG, that looks so awesome! Netflixxed.
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Post by: anarchir on November 11, 2012, 02:20:22 AM
Big Man Japan - Official Trailer [HD]

OMG, that looks so awesome! Netflixxed.


Big Man Japan is hilarious. I rented it without knowing anything about it at all. I think you'd enjoy it.
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Post by: dalebert on November 11, 2012, 11:17:37 AM
The toilet museum (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20258175)

(http://i.imgur.com/K4M0g.jpg)
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Post by: Karrde188 on November 11, 2012, 07:48:06 PM
I'm not sure if I want to high five those kids or slap the stupid out of them...

(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/205868-1/Kids-trampoline-accident.gif)

Anyway...

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6qpthCtaK1r61q3qo1_400.gif)

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Post by: dalebert on November 11, 2012, 11:44:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oxz0g.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on November 11, 2012, 11:45:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sLEq1.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on November 12, 2012, 07:10:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/R7xKV.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on November 12, 2012, 08:55:34 AM
I'm not sure if I want to high five those kids or slap the stupid out of them...

(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/205868-1/Kids-trampoline-accident.gif)

Watch the shadow of the car through the whole thing.

Fake
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Post by: John Shaw on November 12, 2012, 05:06:33 PM
(http://chattypics.com/download.php?file=Riley_Mason_Ballpunching_nyryr5ay7n.gif)

Posted before but never ceases to amuse and horrify.

Also reminds me of politics, so there's that.
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 12, 2012, 05:54:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JDxKc.gif)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 12, 2012, 05:57:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iyU8J.gif)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 13, 2012, 04:58:59 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/87245-8/Table-cat-what-is-this.gif?)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 13, 2012, 05:23:43 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gv19NUf1cEE/T02KmFEni4I/AAAAAAAACbc/9o3kLY6zTV4/s1600/cops+meme.png)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 13, 2012, 05:26:26 PM
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/250/910/65a.jpg)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 13, 2012, 06:47:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0C8PW.gif)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 13, 2012, 09:12:46 PM
(http://omg.wthax.org/GifGifGifJpRvB.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 14, 2012, 08:44:09 AM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/87245-8/Table-cat-what-is-this.gif?)

It's stupid but for some reason this had me laughing until my eyes were watering. WTF?
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 14, 2012, 11:37:11 AM
(http://mcsavage.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/8923bc04.gif)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 15, 2012, 02:42:24 PM
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxuhoNVNH1r4zr2vo1_r1_250.gif)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxuhoNVNH1r4zr2vo2_r1_250.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxuhoNVNH1r4zr2vo3_r1_250.gif)
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxuhoNVNH1r4zr2vo4_r1_250.gif)



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Post by: Ski Killington on November 15, 2012, 02:52:27 PM
ダンディズム (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gtfbsNHxh8#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 15, 2012, 07:13:09 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v14/Manzy/Humor/564692_329117607179282_170224550_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 15, 2012, 07:29:14 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/205185-1/Drunk-bear-attack-come-at-me-bro.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 15, 2012, 07:32:14 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/205667-1/Baby-anteater-drinks.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 15, 2012, 07:40:19 PM
The Bunyip Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtrYO-Mog60#)
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Post by: dalebert on November 16, 2012, 07:58:24 PM
Reminds me of The Warriors.

1990: THE BRONX WARRIORS (1982) Rare International Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtflAuKvnbA#)
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Post by: Ski Killington on November 17, 2012, 02:40:39 PM
Funky forest, go for a drink? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPsd5BhDNu4#ws)

Weirdest Video You Will EVER See! GUARANTEED! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5SZzFaAZyY#ws)
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on November 18, 2012, 11:16:55 AM
Reminds me of The Warriors.

1990: THE BRONX WARRIORS (1982) Rare International Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtflAuKvnbA#)

Looks like a ripoff of this:

Warriors, Come Out to Play - The Warriors (7/8) Movie CLIP (1979) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRM2YcGpmxg#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 18, 2012, 05:32:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/na5RX.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 18, 2012, 05:47:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/S0Lxj.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 18, 2012, 05:49:03 PM
Shaw will love this one.

(http://i.imgur.com/B3KRc.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 18, 2012, 05:50:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/urOGn.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 18, 2012, 05:50:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oI4wU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 18, 2012, 05:56:34 PM
Recently tattoed eyeball

(http://i.imgur.com/JtfhM.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 18, 2012, 05:57:09 PM
Pussy diving

(http://i.imgur.com/dCROG.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 18, 2012, 05:57:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tqlXf.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on November 19, 2012, 09:21:02 AM
Pussy diving

(http://i.imgur.com/dCROG.jpg)

I might be able to believe the kitten part.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 19, 2012, 01:42:47 PM
I continue to evolve the English language. Today, I yawned and stretched and my subconscious mind spouted out a new word tourettes-style: "Jeebefuck" which apparently is a combination of "Jeebus" (variation on Jesus) and "fuck". It's a combination of the two--half Jeebus, half fuck, but more powerful than BOTH! Just like the lycan/vampire from Underworld. You're welcome.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 19, 2012, 02:41:03 PM
Animal brothels, super slug, voluntary BDSM & voluntary governments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXCHl-ZFCPQ#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 19, 2012, 05:40:57 PM
(http://www.lolbrary.com/content/762/the-only-thing-you-need-to-know-about-geography-33762.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 19, 2012, 05:50:30 PM
I continue to evolve the English language. Today, I yawned and stretched and my subconscious mind spouted out a new word tourettes-style: "Jeebefuck" which apparently is a combination of "Jeebus" (variation on Jesus) and "fuck". It's a combination of the two--half Jeebus, half fuck, but more powerful than BOTH! Just like the lycan/vampire from Underworld. You're welcome.

Completely original, useful word.

Winner...

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jeebefuck (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jeebefuck)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 19, 2012, 09:18:44 PM
It'll get rejected, I'm sure, but no harm in trying.

(http://i.imgur.com/VF8Xn.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 19, 2012, 11:12:19 PM
I'll do my part to spread jeebefuck

(http://i.imgur.com/nNlEM.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 20, 2012, 12:05:48 AM
Awesome!

I still have not heard back from Urban Dictionary since I validated the confirmation email for the submission. This may be a good sign as it seems like they got back to me really fast to reject "suicide lips"... twice.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 20, 2012, 10:03:33 AM
(http://gifs.gifbin.com/012012/1328724216_mud_dive.gif)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 20, 2012, 11:05:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZKybd.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 20, 2012, 11:11:46 AM
dale you may have created a whole new jeebe language like ubbi dubbi

jeebesucks - something that really really sucks
jeebefart - bigger than normal flatulence
jeebedishes - dishes you really do not want to do

old words sometimes just arent enough, they need that extra jeebepush

then if jeebe isnt enough and you need one more level, add a "be" as in this really freakin bejeebesucks!

Excellent additions to the English language!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 20, 2012, 11:47:34 AM
Red Pandas aka "Firefoxes"...
(http://shegeeks.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/firefoxlogo-255x300.png)
雪で遊ぶレッサーパンダ〜Red Panda playing in the snow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6GaPkkGZGw#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 20, 2012, 04:30:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xiIYM.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 20, 2012, 04:31:04 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TQeGjI9xl90/UKvWgkp6e9I/AAAAAAAB_s8/IG52ZFDZdPk/s1600/withoutjesus.jpg)

And that's exactly the problem I have with Jeebus freaks. They discourage oral sex.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 20, 2012, 04:40:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/plnE6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 20, 2012, 09:08:14 PM
Still no response from Urban Dictionary regarding Jeebefuck. Maybe a good sign. Hopefully. Cross your fingers.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 21, 2012, 12:32:16 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyt0sgIaTP1qfb46yo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 21, 2012, 01:13:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9NuEs.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/IOiNo.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Y4nvO.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 21, 2012, 02:31:48 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/23qtyt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 21, 2012, 02:37:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/IJQiU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 21, 2012, 02:42:51 AM
Auditory Hallucinations - An Audio Representation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vvU-Ajwbok#)

A great comment: "Why doesn't it stop when I press pause?"
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 21, 2012, 02:44:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7vS5S.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 21, 2012, 11:59:43 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/meet-the-72-year-old-chinese-man-who-models-teen-g (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/meet-the-72-year-old-chinese-man-who-models-teen-g)

(http://i.imgur.com/AAw4w.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 22, 2012, 12:39:37 PM
I made this one up in bout 30 seconds, lets see what they do

(http://i.imgur.com/NEp3X.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 22, 2012, 03:45:09 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v14/Manzy/Humor/weird-face-tattoos-13-1295320001.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 22, 2012, 03:47:17 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/64135-7/Asian-baseball-fight-wtf-hopping.gif)

Korean Baseball Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7D8aDp3RUs#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 23, 2012, 04:17:21 AM
Thanks for your definition of jeebefuck!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

To get a better idea of what editors publish and reject, sign up as an Urban Dictionary Editor here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/editor/staygo.php (http://www.urbandictionary.com/editor/staygo.php)

Urban Dictionary
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 23, 2012, 04:20:23 AM
On a sidenote, I was thinking of submitting there and was pleased to discover it's already there.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dubya+tee+eff (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dubya+tee+eff)

Thinking of submitting "DTE", an acronym of "dubya tee eff".
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 23, 2012, 04:56:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/opBOQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 23, 2012, 04:57:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/X1vyQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 23, 2012, 05:00:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/opBOQ.jpg)

That's a big coffee. She's gonna be jittery.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 23, 2012, 05:01:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mytSL.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 23, 2012, 05:03:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bHRCP.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 23, 2012, 05:11:04 PM
Thanks for your definition of jeebefuck!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

To get a better idea of what editors publish and reject, sign up as an Urban Dictionary Editor here:
 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/editor/staygo.php)

O I C - its like an open source voting system they have....we are all editors

http://www.urbandictionary.com/editor/staygo.php (http://www.urbandictionary.com/editor/staygo.php)

You gotta make a certain amout of voters giggle and vote "publish"
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 23, 2012, 05:38:58 PM
Trying this one again. I can't believe it didn't make it. It so obviously should be there.

(http://i.imgur.com/18NiK.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 23, 2012, 10:28:48 PM
Wonder Showzen - He-Bro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1AHDNTXYSA#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 23, 2012, 10:50:12 PM
jerky boys prank call-sol's civil war memorabilia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3Lkoav7AkU#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 24, 2012, 12:50:50 PM
Slayer Goes To Church (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF-10c261Vw#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 24, 2012, 12:55:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mwLSR.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 24, 2012, 12:57:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/F0MKg.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 24, 2012, 02:32:26 PM
(http://drownedinsound.com/images/49043.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on November 25, 2012, 10:19:20 PM
Fucking Kangaroos...

(http://www.gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Animals/Kangaroo%20kicks%20person%20into%20lake.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 26, 2012, 10:53:51 PM
Wild Wives of Africa - Bonobo Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82GUjPConiE#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 28, 2012, 09:36:40 AM
Juggalo Justice (It gets more fun at 3:30 or so)

Juggalo Justice - Thief's Car Gets Destroyed + Jeep Surprise @ Juggalo Gathering 2012 (Part 5) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AOy28n8iEg#)

Some thief stole goods from other people camping at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Items included heart medication, pregnant chicks food, dirty boxers/underwear, clothes, alcohol, & pretty much anything he could get his hands on. Ended up getting caught and this is a result. That's the thief's car being trashed....well what's left of it anyway. Make sure to watch the whole video for a HUGE surprise ending!

On a side note, there's word that it's not even the thief's car, but a stolen car! From my understanding the dude was out on bail and stole the car from the person that bailed him out to go to the Gathering. There were wanted posters of the thief inside the car, jail love letters, & his bail notice. So there's no doubt it was the right person, but now some innocent person's car got destroyed due to his actions. The thief ended up getting his as he was beat & chased off the grounds by a group of juggalos.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on November 28, 2012, 07:02:21 PM
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlPzdOO01tY#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 02, 2012, 10:43:38 AM
Very Disturbing Advert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLCq7N9GcNs#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 02, 2012, 11:36:41 AM
At first, I thought she had her ass pressed against some glass.

Implant FAIL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzKw-UtzchA#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 02, 2012, 11:38:18 AM
Cornholing

how to eat a corn in 10 seconds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M50wnj5Se4g#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 03, 2012, 05:56:01 PM
lmao they took cupaware.....meant to tell you Dale i also resubmitted jeebefuck with lame definition, they took it .....

Well damn. And also congratulations! Either they just hate me or you're just better at this.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 04, 2012, 01:29:09 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/M52Fm.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 05, 2012, 12:36:02 PM
Dubbed worst video on the Internet and I see why. Jeebefuck. (http://gawker.com/5965850/what-hath-psy-wrought-pa-high-schools-gangnam-style-parody-dubbed-worst-video-on-the-entire-internet)

Spartan High School Style (REUPLOAD!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTin-eTnkOM#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on December 05, 2012, 02:40:38 PM
"Why? Because FUCK YOU!! That's why!!!"

(http://i.imgur.com/HqUgG.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 05, 2012, 11:04:38 PM
The Definitive Guide to Being Butthurt (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AHBw7wItpI#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on December 06, 2012, 12:27:37 AM
Girls' Generation(소녀시대) _ Oh! _ MusicVideo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGbwL8kSpEk#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 06, 2012, 12:58:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/jkC3G.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 06, 2012, 02:02:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/w6mR0.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 06, 2012, 02:16:47 PM
Girls' Generation(소녀시대) _ Oh! _ MusicVideo

Softcore pedo porn. Get girls who are legal but look young and do a bunch of teeny-bopper things and then sexualize them.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on December 06, 2012, 04:26:19 PM
It's amazing how "western" asian marketing has become. Basically, it looks like western marketing cloned with a bizzaro ray.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on December 07, 2012, 12:56:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/w6mR0.jpg)

So cool.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 07, 2012, 08:41:40 AM
Rolling Fat Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-q0vOFy99A#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on December 07, 2012, 02:27:04 PM
Dubbed worst video on the Internet and I see why. Jeebefuck. (http://gawker.com/5965850/what-hath-psy-wrought-pa-high-schools-gangnam-style-parody-dubbed-worst-video-on-the-entire-internet)

Spartan High School Style (REUPLOAD!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTin-eTnkOM#ws)

My only question is: Why did they use so much green screen, when they clearly filmed it ON LOCATION?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 07, 2012, 09:10:48 PM
We're going to discuss this on the Flaming Freedom After Dark tonight, among other things, and the show will be released Sunday morning.

http://www.salon.com/2012/10/26/so_goblin_porn_exists/ (http://www.salon.com/2012/10/26/so_goblin_porn_exists/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 09, 2012, 11:02:12 AM
(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1312229/695944971099c7c8f4ce92fe50423621_width_640x.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 11, 2012, 09:55:56 AM
(http://garibaldi-gay.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cock_223_t.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 11, 2012, 11:06:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rEMt3.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 12, 2012, 01:07:57 PM
KAZAKY - LOVE (Official video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p7xWHlCs90#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 12, 2012, 02:47:00 PM
Someone spent a LOT of time shooping this! It looks great.

(http://i.imgur.com/LCuoi.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 12, 2012, 03:50:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yTXPj.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on December 12, 2012, 08:23:45 PM
Someone spent a LOT of time shooping this! It looks great.

I didn't need to see that.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 13, 2012, 10:41:06 AM
Someone spent a LOT of time shooping this! It looks great.

I didn't need to see that.

Really? That's what you couldn't handle? Not the dick and balls in a zip lock bag?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 13, 2012, 10:41:31 AM
I kid you not--a gay dragon 3-way.

http://www.rangarig.net/gall/2011/A/RNG_NachtsspitroastPlayer.swf (http://www.rangarig.net/gall/2011/A/RNG_NachtsspitroastPlayer.swf)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 13, 2012, 11:52:31 AM
Paul Yarrow News Raider 3 - The Last Photobomb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pvGBhdSkM0#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 13, 2012, 01:17:21 PM
Robo Geisha Movie Review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PxHkZKKnbo#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on December 13, 2012, 07:17:59 PM
Someone spent a LOT of time shooping this! It looks great.

I didn't need to see that.

Really? That's what you couldn't handle? Not the dick and balls in a zip lock bag?


No, I didn't need to see the excretion.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 14, 2012, 01:41:25 PM
No, I didn't need to see the excretion.

Ah, don't let that bother you. Just think of it as dick snot.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 14, 2012, 11:51:05 PM
Do you think Scarlet Johansson is hot? Oh well then...

(http://i.imgur.com/GshZJ.jpg)

YOU'RE GAY!! (http://i.imgur.com/ZgfwS.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 15, 2012, 08:53:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/RPUn2.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 15, 2012, 01:52:30 PM
Progress of a gay transman (FtM: female to male) taking testosterone and working out. The first pic is right after top surgery (breast removal), and I think he was already on T for a little while. Last pic is between a year and 2 years later.

(http://i.imgur.com/Mw6HT.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/dfIi6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 16, 2012, 01:01:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UCrlT.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 16, 2012, 03:43:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1Sb9E.png)

Chris Conforti - Frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aj1GbxNteI#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: HewlettPackardLovecraft on December 16, 2012, 09:20:51 PM
Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 17, 2012, 06:16:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CV8WG.gif?1)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 18, 2012, 09:03:01 AM
Why, Black Dynamite? Why? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fykFpD6snX0#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 19, 2012, 12:56:51 AM
Golden Eagle Snatches Kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 19, 2012, 11:36:47 AM
http://io9.com/5969695/that-crazy-video-of-a-golden-eagle-trying-to-make-off-with-a-toddler-yeah-its-a-fake (http://io9.com/5969695/that-crazy-video-of-a-golden-eagle-trying-to-make-off-with-a-toddler-yeah-its-a-fake)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 20, 2012, 01:43:50 PM
Since the Holidays are about family time
What brings a family closer than playing in the Afterbirth?

(http://i.imgur.com/34s7h.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 20, 2012, 06:49:48 PM
Prank Call to a Religious Call-In Show (Beatrice) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqZPt3lSNtA#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 20, 2012, 06:51:02 PM
PUG HATES THE IPHONE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NriU6mIPreA#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on December 21, 2012, 05:22:34 AM
Since the Holidays are about family time
What brings a family closer than playing in the Afterbirth?

(http://i.imgur.com/34s7h.jpg)

If thats a family picture, then who took it?

Do I wanna know?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on December 21, 2012, 02:16:07 PM
(http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/holopac-ch-jedi.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 21, 2012, 03:19:40 PM
(http://cl.jroo.me/z3/Q/S/9/d/a.baa-.JPG)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 21, 2012, 03:28:14 PM
Japanese Self Stirring Saucepan, Pretty Cool Design (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmXvil5DrBs#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 23, 2012, 02:10:03 PM
Merry Christmas from Cthulu!

(http://i.imgur.com/0CuPj.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 23, 2012, 07:46:05 PM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/christmas-tree.jpg)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 24, 2012, 10:54:19 AM
Top 10 WTF Moments of the Godzilla Films Alexthehunted (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfBjaUgUp_A#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 27, 2012, 02:18:08 PM
Gamera vs Guiron Clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8YHRxqez94#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 27, 2012, 03:39:05 PM
more...lol

Gamera vs. Guiron Review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qjuWr9vka4#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 27, 2012, 07:42:42 PM
Does anyone recall a Gamera movie where he fights a squid monster that can put it's tentacles together and spin like a drill? I recall catching something like that and have never been able to find it. I believe the squid monster could shrink to human-sized and even disguise itself as a woman or something. I seem to recall it drilling into Gamera's shell and Gamera somehow went inside his shell and bit it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on December 28, 2012, 12:18:03 PM
This is somethin like you are talking about....squid named Viras starts from small human sizes, then later stabs Gamera pretty good....Gamera vs Viras 1968
Gamera vs Viras MV Down with the Sickness by Disturbed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZIXmohYwuA#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 28, 2012, 03:52:53 PM
Gamera vs Viras

I'm fairly certain that's it. My child mind must have come up with the part about Gamera going into his shell and biting it and inserted it as a false memory. I have to get this movie and watch it now. Nostalgia.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 28, 2012, 06:04:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/L3t02.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on December 29, 2012, 12:47:28 AM
Bitches love salt so much they do that shit twice.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 29, 2012, 01:07:25 PM
Uhm...

ploft 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME05mV3tYQE#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 30, 2012, 03:54:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AR1Dg.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 31, 2012, 11:14:39 AM
Fruit porn

Many Colorful Plum Trees (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnFvaLQGkhs#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake! su!!
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on January 05, 2013, 02:02:43 AM
Only in Amurica...

Land of the thoroughly-regulated and the home of the scared sheep.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on January 07, 2013, 10:42:52 AM
Happiest animal in the world.....the Quokka...

(http://i.imgur.com/p9CH1.jpg)
(http://farm9.static.flickr.com/8457/8019805963_17ceb79919.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 09, 2013, 04:06:41 PM
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/01/09/how-do-you-know-if-youre-a-bad-parent (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/01/09/how-do-you-know-if-youre-a-bad-parent)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 11, 2013, 04:47:00 PM
This kinda makes me want to get arrested. I know it's not really like that though. Liars!

(http://i.imgur.com/mxsZ5.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 12, 2013, 03:59:35 PM
Hawk snatches released mouse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VyQipO4miw#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on January 14, 2013, 06:14:40 PM
A MOMENT WITH GARY BUSEY - THE HOBBIT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhLvwIUuLWg#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on January 15, 2013, 10:34:21 AM
U.S. Navy and your Tax Dollars Present....

BATH SALTS: It's not a fad...It's a NIGHTMARE. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhlaHwnErBI#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 15, 2013, 09:18:19 PM
Really? Bath salts is an epidemic that warrants this much effort? Who the Hell does bath salts?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on January 17, 2013, 05:17:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AR1Dg.jpg)

SPARTANS! Eat hardy, for tonight, we dine in HELL!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on January 17, 2013, 10:52:28 PM
Cant believe Ive never seen these...

"The Hunger Games" — A Bad Lip Reading (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjGk_jU6t5A#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 18, 2013, 11:03:46 AM
Cant believe Ive never seen these...

I can't believe it either. They're fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 19, 2013, 11:09:31 AM
George says William is douchey.

http://perezhilton.com/2013-01-19-george-takei-william-shatner-star-trek-douchey#.UPrFACc81Io (http://perezhilton.com/2013-01-19-george-takei-william-shatner-star-trek-douchey#.UPrFACc81Io)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 19, 2013, 01:02:59 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/tat-dinocute-lip.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 19, 2013, 02:40:06 PM
http://www.happyplace.com/13722/the-most-blatant-grammar-and-spelling-mistakes-ever-seen-in-tattoos (http://www.happyplace.com/13722/the-most-blatant-grammar-and-spelling-mistakes-ever-seen-in-tattoos)

(http://i.imgur.com/T3dyH18.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on January 19, 2013, 07:15:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yv3H89T.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/oyy2hDR.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/xfOM8vw.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/iy1OEqe.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/eDSjHje.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 22, 2013, 02:06:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GEDxDv8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 22, 2013, 02:09:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/st0tzUq.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 22, 2013, 08:14:24 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/609550 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/609550)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on January 23, 2013, 07:01:53 AM

(http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd426/trangurismo/meanwhile_halfway_australia.jpg)


Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 23, 2013, 12:51:40 PM
Vagina Fish

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/609576 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/609576)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 25, 2013, 04:04:14 PM
"Ow! WTF was that? And it fell down the drain. It was something hard. It was so hard!"

http://youtu.be/r9Cz4DXIAYg?t=6m10s (http://youtu.be/r9Cz4DXIAYg?t=6m10s)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on January 25, 2013, 06:11:59 PM
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/notrega/6646_eda4.gif)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbx1lmPI001rv8oh0o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on January 26, 2013, 11:05:15 AM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6993793024/hD670B09E/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on January 27, 2013, 01:27:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eDSjHje.jpg)

Cheating wife problem very common in Russia...

(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082010/small_russian%20meme%20-%20cheating%20wife.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 29, 2013, 02:29:11 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/be29bd773ad858ece7029ed923b41896/tumblr_mhayfcRQWc1r6gwmko1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 29, 2013, 04:01:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AonBGUj.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 29, 2013, 04:14:01 PM
Baba Alla - The Sexy Babushka (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i14Lpds5ZcE#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on January 29, 2013, 04:48:45 PM
Dale, u gave a good review for this, looks awesome...

Black Sheep Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gEDUDmZkyc#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 29, 2013, 05:12:29 PM
Dale, u gave a good review for this, looks awesome...

Black Sheep Trailer

Now I wanna watch it again.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on January 29, 2013, 06:40:20 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59vx1ZgaP1rtxxano1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 29, 2013, 08:03:51 PM
Insectula (2012-2013) - Teaser Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhY6_6NUkjQ#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 29, 2013, 08:06:28 PM
Corey Feldman's still alive!

Six Degrees Of Hell (2012) - Trailer #2 [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZedBAaOXvM#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 29, 2013, 08:28:19 PM
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/redneck-video-chat---uncensored (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/redneck-video-chat---uncensored)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 30, 2013, 01:38:15 AM
Boy Is A Bottom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0kqobQRcUo#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 30, 2013, 01:51:41 AM
Dragonzball PeePee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSmhZFbCy0#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 30, 2013, 02:06:50 PM
Nice shoop job.

(http://i.imgur.com/2PMvdEJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on January 31, 2013, 03:29:17 AM
Mariachi Connecticut Serenades a Beluga Whale (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS_6-IwMPjM#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on January 31, 2013, 03:31:21 AM
Borat With Massage Therapist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UsO7HJxTnY#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on January 31, 2013, 03:36:32 AM

Re: Bear Vs. Gorilla (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVAP5qWnBek#)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on January 31, 2013, 10:14:25 AM
Glad I wasnt drinking anything when I first clicked this...whole drink woulda come out my nose...
 
Top Funny Scenes: Black Sheep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfzIraw91UY#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on January 31, 2013, 10:44:52 AM
http://newsfilter.org/porn-videos/black/spongeknob-squarenuts-is-the-greatest-xxx-porn-parody-ever_67997/ (http://newsfilter.org/porn-videos/black/spongeknob-squarenuts-is-the-greatest-xxx-porn-parody-ever_67997/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 31, 2013, 12:50:13 PM
Re: Bear Vs. Gorilla

That bear suit is so fake.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: anarchir on January 31, 2013, 02:29:59 PM
Guy does parody art. http://raster.art.pl/gallery/artists/libera/prace.htm (http://raster.art.pl/gallery/artists/libera/prace.htm)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 01, 2013, 02:28:24 PM
Extreme Anorexic Speaks Out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz-nPMTXduo#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 01, 2013, 02:46:12 PM
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/videos/20-hysterical-videos-under-20-seconds-long (http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/videos/20-hysterical-videos-under-20-seconds-long)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 01, 2013, 08:09:01 PM
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/391829_561333780544059_441662013_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 01, 2013, 08:09:56 PM
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/babe-at-the-airport.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on February 01, 2013, 10:49:07 PM
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/babe-at-the-airport.jpg)

Why helllllo Mr TSA Man.  Pat this down bitch.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 03, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/S-KdXzrfjpI/AAAAAAABOY0/tflyWOkKkeg/s1600/Hilarious_news_fails_19.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 04, 2013, 09:39:06 AM
Borat Goes to Doctor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsSDe5BJNDo#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 05, 2013, 10:18:40 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/OGRhocd.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 05, 2013, 01:00:34 PM
Woman'sAss Stuck On Toilet for Over Two Years (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnK-SnL0tBs#)






Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 06, 2013, 12:05:13 AM
Pink Pistols?

(http://i.imgur.com/t4r0ASU.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: jerry on February 06, 2013, 08:43:01 AM
Pink Pistols?



Nope.  Members of the Pink Pistols have much more sense than to put their finger on the trigger while the gun is pointed at their own groin.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 07, 2013, 10:17:20 AM
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2013/02/06/african-american-dressed-in-kkk-hood-on-street-corner-sparks-controversy-in-philadelphia/ (http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2013/02/06/african-american-dressed-in-kkk-hood-on-street-corner-sparks-controversy-in-philadelphia/)

(http://i.imgur.com/r1DCTsE.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 07, 2013, 11:05:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1G2JpBH.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 07, 2013, 04:02:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ofVj1bN.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 07, 2013, 11:14:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IGNrFio.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 08, 2013, 07:07:20 PM
Bread & Milk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 08, 2013, 10:42:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PStG9Wf.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/WAl8duB.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/uSnEnjC.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NlyFsJS.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 09, 2013, 09:20:11 PM
Human Hybrid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkgNK4GitjE#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 09, 2013, 09:43:31 PM
METACHAOS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2013, 11:20:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mIkSwse.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 10, 2013, 01:53:08 PM
MeTube: August sings Carmen 'Habanera' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2jn_lxrrPg#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 11, 2013, 08:57:50 AM
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/558080_421683747909993_432947966_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2013, 11:50:32 AM
METACHAOS

Dare you guys to watch that while really, really high!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 12, 2013, 10:03:43 AM
METACHAOS

Dare you guys to watch that while really, really high!


Its too bad I gave it up, cause there is no shortage of trippy vids out there....


Lithium- Evanescence- The Rock-afire Explosion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jBx-Go1Xkk#)

Jamaican Tour Guide (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MorR04iLtMw#)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 12, 2013, 12:28:41 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/45-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist-6z51 (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/45-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist-6z51)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2012/11/15/10/enhanced-buzz-10576-1352994390-15.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 13, 2013, 06:13:29 PM
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/540527_350940771642508_212102132_n.jpg)

(http://i1240.photobucket.com/albums/gg499/jvstevens/everythings-true-33_zps846368bb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 13, 2013, 06:15:50 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdg975Jbtj1r3gb3zo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 13, 2013, 10:21:44 PM
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/14-incredibly-wtf-anime-gifs (http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/14-incredibly-wtf-anime-gifs)

(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/wtf-anime-fancy-nails.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 14, 2013, 11:47:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/TP3ZKDR.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 14, 2013, 12:35:39 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6870360/goats-yelling-like-humans-supercut (http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6870360/goats-yelling-like-humans-supercut)
Title: Half-Head Man
Post by: Ski Killington on February 14, 2013, 04:11:35 PM
Half-Head Man Tells Kids Don't Do Drugs While He's Smoking Weed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ4KbsCTsWc#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 14, 2013, 08:27:24 PM
"I'm going to swallow the head to make room for the tentacles"

Eating Live Octopus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUtYQh78ehI#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 16, 2013, 03:09:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pweORuw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2013, 09:58:06 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d01_1361022894 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d01_1361022894)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 18, 2013, 04:08:03 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_3VZDb7pj4#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 19, 2013, 01:27:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rpTYlac.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 20, 2013, 02:30:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE&feature=player_embedded#at=128 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE&feature=player_embedded#at=128)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 21, 2013, 11:12:57 AM
HK / HENTAI KAMEN - Movie Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrFptodJ9bs#ws)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 21, 2013, 09:02:07 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/63955-2/Jam_Jelly_Palin.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 22, 2013, 07:18:42 AM
(http://medias.omgif.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Darth-Vader-goes-to-disneyland.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 25, 2013, 11:30:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dOivbSTpzXs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dOivbSTpzXs#)!
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Post by: dalebert on February 26, 2013, 08:32:46 AM
Incestual Realization Of Han Solo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQDvsf5lAp0#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on February 26, 2013, 11:46:38 AM
Big Bird calls bullcrap on Michelle Obama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvnHI1K4cIE#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 26, 2013, 03:58:01 PM
Ramming the point home.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b8a_1361846855 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b8a_1361846855)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 27, 2013, 10:49:55 AM
Sam: Naked, Drunk, but not HOMOPHOBIC! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ipmNC3hx-s#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 27, 2013, 10:16:10 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/weird-billboards-5.jpeg)

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/super-strange-billboards (http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/super-strange-billboards)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on February 28, 2013, 12:32:40 AM
FAMILY GUY- XXX PARODY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPW2ODorU98#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on February 28, 2013, 09:03:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/k8XRkno.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2013, 12:13:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MiTI9tT.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2013, 04:19:29 PM
(http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2013/02/best-faceswap-ever.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2013, 05:51:46 PM
Sweet chocolate pussy!

http://ftmfucker.com/2013/03/01/rex/ (http://ftmfucker.com/2013/03/01/rex/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2013, 06:01:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/abddSLP.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2013, 07:55:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LT0RfRK.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 04, 2013, 07:09:34 AM
H497: Spawn Of The Subhuman by Dark Fantasy

On this episode of The Horror we’ll hear from Dark Fantasy.  This episode, titled Spawn Of The Subhuman, first aired February 27, 1942.  It may be the most ridiculous episode they ever produced!

http://relicradio.com/otr/2013/03/h497-spawn-of-the-subhuman-by-dark-fantasy/ (http://relicradio.com/otr/2013/03/h497-spawn-of-the-subhuman-by-dark-fantasy/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 04, 2013, 11:52:04 AM
How to Scare Your Neighbors

(http://i.imgur.com/3Of4hDp.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 04, 2013, 11:53:50 AM
Meanwhile At The Russian Gas Station (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYDZ6ip0RRM#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 05, 2013, 12:08:26 PM
Customer Service In Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEHg0x-LJY0#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 06, 2013, 08:38:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/L6y4spG.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 06, 2013, 03:53:01 PM
Хомяк троллит ДПСника (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPoUYZz7Jc#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 06, 2013, 05:11:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kUS4qMi.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 08, 2013, 01:59:27 PM
Buncha random WTF GIFs

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/83130230/ (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/83130230/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 09, 2013, 09:54:45 AM
Worlds Cutest Frog - Desert Rain Frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 09, 2013, 12:15:11 PM
The Ultimate Wake Up PRANK Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIyQn9jRjP8#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 09, 2013, 12:26:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3PWkb9E.png)

http://psychology.socialsciencedictionary.com/Dictionary-of-Phobia/Anatidaephobia (http://psychology.socialsciencedictionary.com/Dictionary-of-Phobia/Anatidaephobia)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 09, 2013, 01:07:52 PM
I Lick My Cat | My Strange Addiction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9xmiOxsTWg#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 09, 2013, 02:26:57 PM

http://www.wimp.com/winterpasture (http://www.wimp.com/winterpasture)


http://tooshocking.com/videos/12007/Coke_And_Mentos_Gone_Wrong (http://tooshocking.com/videos/12007/Coke_And_Mentos_Gone_Wrong)


http://muchosucko.com/110448/Cats-are-assholes (http://muchosucko.com/110448/Cats-are-assholes)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2013, 10:27:02 AM
http://gizmodo.com/5989647/always-wear-a-helmet-cam-when-youre-falling-down-a-mountain (http://gizmodo.com/5989647/always-wear-a-helmet-cam-when-youre-falling-down-a-mountain)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2013, 10:32:44 AM
I Lick My Cat | My Strange Addiction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9xmiOxsTWg#ws)

I... think people might be making shit up to get on tv.
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Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2013, 10:38:13 AM
http://tooshocking.com/videos/12007/Coke_And_Mentos_Gone_Wrong (http://tooshocking.com/videos/12007/Coke_And_Mentos_Gone_Wrong)

This one won't play in my Chrome browser.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2013, 04:06:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/M2D1VrK.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 11, 2013, 09:21:22 PM
Funny Japanese Guy In A Rubber Ball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is9JSCIiSzs#)
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Post by: dalebert on March 12, 2013, 02:38:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6TitSFs.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 13, 2013, 11:11:25 AM
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXZlJGoK78A#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 14, 2013, 02:30:25 PM
Watch this all the way through. It just gets crazier and crazier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 14, 2013, 04:32:00 PM
Does this make you horny?

(http://i.imgur.com/IMlc5AN.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on March 15, 2013, 09:24:00 AM
Those are actual recently dead mice.

(http://i.imgur.com/p1BdhXA.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 15, 2013, 10:56:06 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=086_1363314006 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=086_1363314006)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 15, 2013, 12:34:44 PM
The Ben Show: Todd Bridges Animated Crack Stories - Monkeyfoot - Uncensored (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oVlhQiQGhU#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 15, 2013, 05:45:38 PM
Two Boxer Dogs Dining With Their Hands! - Woof Spoof Part 2 of 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIMlLdpgl5o#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 15, 2013, 06:10:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1q2e2.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 15, 2013, 06:41:07 PM
Guy Picks Nose On TNT Basketball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRATUkTfBQw#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 15, 2013, 07:24:31 PM
Most intelligent Mimic Octopus in the world (with sub) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-LTWFnGmeg#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on March 15, 2013, 08:22:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IbF3W25.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 16, 2013, 12:02:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7M2Twdb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 16, 2013, 02:30:32 PM
Lesbian Pride vagina.

(http://i.imgur.com/JrUWvwe.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on March 16, 2013, 04:16:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/B2CdyIg.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 17, 2013, 08:19:30 PM
ST. PATRICKS DAY IS RACIST!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piMqJ8hmgXM#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 18, 2013, 05:58:58 PM
North Korea- "Got to be Real" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_dPFZIFnM#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 19, 2013, 12:31:50 AM
2001: A Drunk Odyssey - Worlds Drunkest Guy Ever (Cant Stand Up but Wants More Beer) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kLqahiyuSs#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 19, 2013, 10:30:11 AM
Sorry if I posted this before. Seems like I might have.

(http://i.imgur.com/nJTf7fm.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 19, 2013, 02:20:10 PM
Now I know some of you are thinking "My instincts are telling me not to click on that link." Well let me assure you that your instincts are correct.

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/sdyhch/gorilla-puke---uncensored (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/sdyhch/gorilla-puke---uncensored)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 19, 2013, 06:42:05 PM
(http://master-cdn.memepix.com/images/large/qU5Oc.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 20, 2013, 05:40:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fAZSgh3.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2013, 09:45:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/jpunU7W.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 26, 2013, 02:20:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SGnnYLY.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on March 26, 2013, 10:38:27 PM
He's like "くそああ! :shock: " (Oh SHIT!)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/713b3da3400cb676ab51b4370a4f0a6d/tumblr_mjj4mqUyjM1qf0u3po1_250.gif)

に、フォレストを実行します!!!!

(Translation: Run, Forrest, RUN!! )
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 27, 2013, 01:14:37 AM
He's like "くそああ! :shock: " (Oh SHIT!)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/713b3da3400cb676ab51b4370a4f0a6d/tumblr_mjj4mqUyjM1qf0u3po1_250.gif)

に、フォレストを実行します!!!!

(Translation: Run, Forrest, RUN!! )

Jeebufuck!!
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Post by: Ski Killington on March 27, 2013, 01:54:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oXQlByQ.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 27, 2013, 05:39:16 PM
The best ventriloquist act I've ever seen!

http://www.videobash.com/video_show/ventriloquisting-is-perfect-for-comedians-who-can-t-iuml-raquo-iquest-st-298683 (http://www.videobash.com/video_show/ventriloquisting-is-perfect-for-comedians-who-can-t-iuml-raquo-iquest-st-298683)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 28, 2013, 12:38:05 AM
I hate when that happens!

(http://i.imgur.com/E2IQwqy.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on March 28, 2013, 01:12:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/EY7fX0A.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 28, 2013, 05:48:37 PM
Culture Warriors - SMBC Theater (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyHgGWFwDbg#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 28, 2013, 10:47:44 PM
Happy Easter!

(http://i.imgur.com/tfDeSbS.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2013, 11:22:29 AM
If you're not subscribed to this channel, you're really missing out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_dRxp8hpSk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_dRxp8hpSk)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on March 31, 2013, 01:35:40 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=68e_1364664200 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=68e_1364664200)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on April 02, 2013, 10:27:16 AM
Odin Eating Like a Person (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ri5cszSKEg#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 02, 2013, 11:42:29 AM
Happy belated Easter from the Chaos Thread!

(http://i.imgur.com/P8s0D39.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 03, 2013, 09:56:16 AM
Разбитае сэрца пацана. Wall-e. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvkWhGVNky4#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on April 03, 2013, 11:10:23 PM
What should have happened...

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/469be7bb97fbf6e6c477950e3e4c430d/tumblr_mjh6jafzy81qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2013, 05:04:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dpI6NE3.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2013, 05:55:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KEz12aL.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/sstNOhV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4bG8GUZ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BXPLksK.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/MQOmRuN.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 06, 2013, 10:46:23 PM
Mystery of Prince Rupert's Drop at 130,000 fps - Smarter Every Day 86 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe-f4gokRBs#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 06, 2013, 11:33:17 PM
http://io9.com/brilliant-and-bejeweled-prostheses-designed-to-stand-ou-471017214 (http://io9.com/brilliant-and-bejeweled-prostheses-designed-to-stand-ou-471017214)

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18jtyh16gcbw2jpg/original.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 06, 2013, 11:33:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LXvDSN8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 08, 2013, 10:58:15 AM
You know what Glenda is? I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with "witch"!

(http://i.imgur.com/cmx1oed.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 10, 2013, 12:05:06 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/955a2120493d11f79ed9c88ac2a66ccf/tumblr_ml1raeZWVN1s8wt4so1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 10, 2013, 08:03:47 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/funny-no-nose-teen-wolf-1.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ski Killington on April 13, 2013, 02:35:59 PM
Laughing Without Smiling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBIXP31xhHc#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 13, 2013, 03:39:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnG_Ce8Qz9w#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnG_Ce8Qz9w#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on April 15, 2013, 10:30:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/XJtQJGl.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on April 15, 2013, 09:57:59 PM
Must be Catbert.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: analogkid on April 17, 2013, 08:14:24 PM
(http://s17.postimg.org/4bly4060f/1956004364_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2013, 09:38:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GcyKvqy.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2013, 09:53:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/yfTi0PH.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2013, 01:59:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HOoWbTv.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2013, 02:01:04 PM
Кот и пылесос (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im4TO03CuF8#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2013, 03:06:38 PM
(https://i.minus.com/iS3QHExGWSwAj.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Karrde188 on April 18, 2013, 10:30:47 PM
 :shock:

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7347734528/h8F05A507/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 19, 2013, 12:19:01 AM
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/s9lvn3/teabag-a-mousetrap---uncensored (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/s9lvn3/teabag-a-mousetrap---uncensored)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 19, 2013, 12:24:22 AM
Dubya tee eff, GE??

GE Commercial - Agent of Good: Connected Hospitals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loinY8MmVq8#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on April 19, 2013, 04:12:47 PM
Teeth Chiseling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJau26D3B94#)
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Post by: dalebert on April 21, 2013, 12:20:16 AM
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/0dg0bi/poop-slide---uncensored (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/0dg0bi/poop-slide---uncensored)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 22, 2013, 01:45:55 AM
Wait for it.

Lil Markie Sings!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaeJ60Zazvk#)
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Post by: dalebert on April 22, 2013, 11:49:48 AM
Lil Markie Sings!!!

If I recall, that's his pro-life fetus voice.
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Post by: dalebert on April 22, 2013, 03:21:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iTmG0OO.jpg)
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 25, 2013, 12:48:54 AM
Lil Markie Sings!!!

If I recall, that's his pro-life fetus voice.

Oh! That makes it awesome then.
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2013, 05:11:07 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu82esX6SE1r3506ho1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2013, 05:13:01 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbniorExHG1ris2w6o1_500.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2013, 05:13:26 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b066d04fbbc93896902c15e7463534c/tumblr_mihoiuo6ZE1s30o1io1_400.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2013, 05:19:09 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megffpYDWJ1qzfebyo1_400.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2013, 10:44:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/udvYMKd.jpg)
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Post by: alaric89 on April 27, 2013, 06:31:55 PM
Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece Of Heaven [Official Music Video] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VurhzANQ_B0#)
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Post by: dalebert on April 29, 2013, 12:39:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gfttxWY.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 30, 2013, 03:18:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CVg42FA.jpg)
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Post by: Karrde188 on April 30, 2013, 09:59:06 AM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/4/29/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-17644-1367244685-9.gif)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/4/29/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-4775-1367244764-5.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 30, 2013, 04:56:56 PM
Might be a repeat, but it's worth it!

(http://i.imgur.com/ey57Wtl.gif)
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Post by: Karrde188 on May 07, 2013, 10:56:11 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magxxgmYoN1qgz98jo1_500.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on May 08, 2013, 12:53:19 AM
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/links/high-school-guy-born-then-asks-girl-prom-video (http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/links/high-school-guy-born-then-asks-girl-prom-video)
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Post by: dalebert on May 08, 2013, 03:30:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3GsliLw.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 08, 2013, 12:40:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kcSREa4.jpg)
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Post by: Karrde188 on May 08, 2013, 10:33:12 PM
(http://funnymama.com/store/130428/168548_v0_600x.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on May 10, 2013, 09:02:50 AM
Ultimate Tazer Ball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxBcXDJS5Go#)
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Post by: dalebert on May 10, 2013, 12:00:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9uHfypj.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 10, 2013, 06:20:33 PM
(http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2013/05/momsday6darkies.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 11, 2013, 10:47:34 AM
Another soon-to-be classic from the This Boy is a Bottom ladies!

Silicone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH0eSyII8aw#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on May 11, 2013, 11:36:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/6EZHjGd.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 13, 2013, 08:08:41 AM
Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal (http://capitalismconcarne.tumblr.com/post/50301814234/tastefullyoffensive-ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his)
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Post by: dalebert on May 15, 2013, 02:35:32 PM
Face-planted on a pile of sticks.

(http://i.imgur.com/e1MBzZi.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 15, 2013, 02:39:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iKzhi6Y.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 15, 2013, 02:40:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5WLX8mL.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2013, 10:25:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/n7m61iR.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2013, 10:29:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AU6TTkM.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2013, 03:12:48 PM
Nailed it!!
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0513/nailed-it-rihanna.jpg)
Click for MORE
 (http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/24-hilarious-nailed-it-pictures-0)
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Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2013, 05:25:37 PM
Psy - Gentleman Spiderman (SA Wardega) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LMM979GBQk#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2013, 05:58:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ilkTRY7.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 19, 2013, 10:00:40 PM
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/4og13r/wake-up--man-baby (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/4og13r/wake-up--man-baby)

(http://i.imgur.com/LoTumlz.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 20, 2013, 11:17:20 AM
http://wildammo.com/2012/06/15/kodak-moment-55-perfectly-timed-hilariously-epic-photos/ (http://wildammo.com/2012/06/15/kodak-moment-55-perfectly-timed-hilariously-epic-photos/)



(http://i.imgur.com/oWub3M1.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/R9e6yNR.jpg)

Click for more! (http://wildammo.com/2012/06/15/kodak-moment-55-perfectly-timed-hilariously-epic-photos/)
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Post by: dalebert on May 20, 2013, 11:26:31 AM
Wow. This one works from two completely different angles!

(http://i.imgur.com/XyZYun2.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/QzWHeRz.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 20, 2013, 12:39:04 PM
(http://www.themasterandhisslave.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tumblr_lyahw58TT91r1b8oyo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 24, 2013, 09:03:44 AM
(http://imgur.com/BbOwkcg.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 25, 2013, 11:29:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/JKRq3g5.png)
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Post by: dalebert on May 25, 2013, 05:19:47 PM
Yeah, people didn't give up on the charms of excruciating electric pain even in the 20th century. For instance, the second creepiest HUMAN CENTIPEDE produced by the human imagination was this bizarre novelty torture item created in 1928. This monstrosity was designed to dole out electric jolts right to the nuts of gentleman's club aspirants (http://io9.com/5574496/the-electrified-hazing-devices-and-jolly-old-death-traps-of-1930s-mens-clubs).

(http://i.imgur.com/JpvORJd.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 25, 2013, 11:49:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0qEV6U3.jpg)
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Post by: Ylisium on May 26, 2013, 01:38:51 AM
I don't care what anyone thinks of me, that's hawt!

 :lol:
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Post by: dalebert on May 27, 2013, 12:14:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cDPlEjL.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 27, 2013, 12:32:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TNPAuVS.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 27, 2013, 12:34:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/P4o02jO.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 27, 2013, 12:41:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1OAy7XK.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 27, 2013, 12:44:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AiOcyGk.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 27, 2013, 12:45:49 PM
http://efukt.com/21004_Rejected..._LIKE_A_BOSS.html (http://efukt.com/21004_Rejected..._LIKE_A_BOSS.html)
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Post by: SeanD on May 29, 2013, 09:00:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AiOcyGk.jpg)

Now that right there is just creepy.
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Post by: Rodeen on May 30, 2013, 12:53:20 AM
sneaky, sneaky.   new police radar.
trying to find more info...

(http://i.imgur.com/24nnjNh.jpg) (http://imgur.com/24nnjNh)
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Post by: dalebert on May 31, 2013, 06:39:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGXDKrUoVrw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGXDKrUoVrw#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on June 01, 2013, 07:29:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/s8nxKa1.jpg)
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Post by: Karrde188 on June 01, 2013, 08:51:58 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7463d8e3d6b3e95685f5edf2f3ccdb7/tumblr_ml7zsnTjpV1qdlh1io1_250.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on June 04, 2013, 10:45:58 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81smjt4H51rxpi1io1_250.gif)

(http://media.tumblr.com/6f08da13fcce49378214eba0ba4de4cf/tumblr_mnb1dfpr4g1rc5hlgo1_500.gif)
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Post by: sillyperson on June 05, 2013, 06:14:15 PM
Well thank God this thread is still active


(http://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/j/joyce/james/j8f/sigla/geometry.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on June 06, 2013, 01:34:52 AM
Well thank God this thread is still active

It's the heart of the BBS.
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Post by: sillyperson on June 06, 2013, 01:10:54 PM
No, that's the EB thread (for me)
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Post by: Ski Killington on June 08, 2013, 01:41:56 PM
Tourettes Karaoke Glenn Medeiros 'Nothing's gonna change my love for you' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WKCtm14VVs#)
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Post by: Ski Killington on June 08, 2013, 02:06:14 PM
I'm a Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcpVmSAFkuM#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on June 09, 2013, 10:24:31 AM

Click to watch video
(http://i.imgur.com/XXk6Nwy.png) (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=175107199323428)
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Post by: Ski Killington on June 09, 2013, 03:03:35 PM
The Struggle: A Man Facing Addiction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf8NQ-XDKHA#ws)

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Post by: dalebert on June 10, 2013, 02:18:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/X7LRil3.jpg)
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Post by: Ski Killington on June 10, 2013, 03:44:25 PM
Pensionärsligan Skidbacken (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTrlnxslYrY#ws)
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Post by: Ski Killington on June 11, 2013, 05:09:57 PM
XBox One explained in 2 minutes...

http://www.wimp.com/xboxone/ (http://www.wimp.com/xboxone/)
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Post by: Ski Killington on June 11, 2013, 05:10:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Q6cAwhf.gif)
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Post by: Ski Killington on June 11, 2013, 07:08:37 PM
Somewhere in China this man is driving around (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA0Ohtrmsyk#ws)
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Post by: sillyperson on June 11, 2013, 09:23:47 PM
... and remember, in the Land of the Free, he'd be arrested
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Post by: Ski Killington on June 13, 2013, 12:23:41 PM
ShaoLan: Learn to read Chinese ... with ease! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=troxvPRmZm8#ws)
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Post by: Ski Killington on June 13, 2013, 02:13:23 PM
Love this guy...

Tourettes Karaoke Plain white t's 'hey there delilah' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYC2sEqWlV0#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on June 13, 2013, 04:06:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oQLOi4B.jpg)
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Post by: anarchir on June 18, 2013, 02:21:37 AM
I Broke Surgeon Simulator 2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYjCXjIeNJk#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on June 18, 2013, 08:17:53 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html?refer=tabooref&sbcpid=2201426994001&sbctid=2484178731001 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html?refer=tabooref&sbcpid=2201426994001&sbctid=2484178731001)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/16/article-2004042-0C952F4C00000578-558_964x514.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on June 18, 2013, 03:02:08 PM
Prancercising and romancercising

John Mayer - Paper Doll (Lyric) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=565tXd1UyYI#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on June 18, 2013, 03:02:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zsdNrNy.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on June 19, 2013, 09:31:48 AM
http://vimeo.com/9841493# (http://vimeo.com/9841493#)
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Post by: dalebert on June 19, 2013, 09:44:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r3Jb4UJ_1SU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r3Jb4UJ_1SU#)!
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Post by: Ski Killington on June 21, 2013, 11:41:20 AM
Just get inside they said.....it will be fun they said...


When Suitcase Meets Tree (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzGUysWNL40#ws)
Hilarious Suitcase Launch Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQp9Gpl6CBM#ws)
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Post by: Ski Killington on June 21, 2013, 01:30:30 PM
Nub TV - Roof Jump Stunt Gone Bad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYwgbZ6OjT8#ws)
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Post by: Ski Killington on June 22, 2013, 08:37:16 PM
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrz5QTnswRE#)
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Post by: Karrde188 on June 22, 2013, 11:33:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/X0N465m.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on June 24, 2013, 02:08:44 PM
http://reconfetish.tumblr.com/ (http://reconfetish.tumblr.com/)
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Post by: dalebert on June 25, 2013, 02:02:43 PM
Man Eating Larvae/Bug - An Duong Dua - Ăn Đuông Dừa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNUT3K7dP8Y#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on June 25, 2013, 02:07:34 PM
Man vs. Wild - Eating Giant Larva (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuB3kr3ckYE#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on June 25, 2013, 05:40:35 PM
African American Cooking with Paula Deen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdrvNeuc7jY#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on June 25, 2013, 05:59:50 PM
dog squirts water out of his butt when he barks!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo_FRJ0ye4o#)
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Post by: dalebert on June 25, 2013, 08:28:22 PM
Definitely does not deserve to be in the excellent pecs thread. This guy looks gross.

Synthol Abuse definitely not a bodybuilder RODRIGO FERRAZ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0suvlx3ehJ4#)
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Post by: dalebert on June 26, 2013, 12:53:38 AM
Deadpool bitch slaps Wolverine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-3ury-86G4#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on June 26, 2013, 05:52:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Kiulv8K.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/IAhT9Fh.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/CSOUQYz.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on June 27, 2013, 10:19:26 AM
Convos With My 2 Month Old (Intentionally Disturbing Parody) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JfuzsJQoMQ#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on June 27, 2013, 11:10:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4Cn4CRPh.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/wBaKB7vh.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/JloMa2Uh.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on June 27, 2013, 09:35:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tc9FxTa.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on June 27, 2013, 10:20:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vRp2m.gif)
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Post by: Ski Killington on July 02, 2013, 11:50:47 AM
Cooking With Sue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AuG9vig38I#ws)
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Post by: Ski Killington on July 02, 2013, 12:25:37 PM
Robot Soccer Goes Big Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNRXTS55nY#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 02, 2013, 03:23:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9sPBjXZ.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 02, 2013, 06:26:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qDilAwG.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 02, 2013, 08:45:06 PM
Priest obviously jerking off in public (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc5rKNGWhb0#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 02, 2013, 08:46:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/DRmU8EE.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 02, 2013, 08:50:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zjcsJEy.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2013, 08:37:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/IzfL6UB.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2013, 12:40:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/x5uUReK.jpg)
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Post by: Ski Killington on July 03, 2013, 01:22:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yjwiWPD.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2013, 04:03:36 PM
Ужасные паразиты черви. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDUmeE0AG78#)
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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2013, 04:05:26 PM
Ужасная огромная опухоль на лице с червями Впечатлительным лучше не смотреть! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGGpZyc4hRw#)
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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2013, 06:12:11 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2013, 06:16:40 PM
Gangrene of the scrotum, I think.

(http://i.imgur.com/ikOyr.jpg)

Surgery pics if you can handle them. (http://imgur.com/a/KPf9T)
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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2013, 06:43:08 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2013, 06:49:51 PM
VIDEO: Guy shoving head into sheep's ass
(http://i.imgur.com/NkPqYVp.png)
 (http://www.break.com/video/ugc/extremely-dusgusting-guy-sheep-involved-281109)
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Post by: dalebert on July 04, 2013, 09:52:14 AM
Want a little pot?

(http://i.imgur.com/aRjC6R0.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 04, 2013, 09:57:26 AM
MR GO - official trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVU_nRu-bB4#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 04, 2013, 11:31:48 AM
Drug War Theatrical Trailer (2013) - Johnnie To Movie HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVRd40bOPpk#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 04, 2013, 03:29:01 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 04, 2013, 07:36:31 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 04, 2013, 07:38:22 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 04, 2013, 07:49:22 PM
Happy Independence Day!

(http://i.imgur.com/ubV0FkH.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 04, 2013, 07:57:03 PM
Last Summer (Really Scary Prank!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG0P1LizAfw#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 05, 2013, 06:00:06 PM
It gets really fun 2 minutes in but it's all worth watching.

Surviving Edged Weapons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZl0#)
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Post by: dalebert on July 05, 2013, 06:08:44 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 05, 2013, 06:11:21 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 06, 2013, 11:45:27 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 06, 2013, 11:49:21 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 07, 2013, 12:08:09 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 07, 2013, 12:12:14 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 07, 2013, 12:51:58 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 07, 2013, 09:17:31 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 07, 2013, 12:10:34 PM
Will Sasso Lemon Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdSJ1--kBZ4#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 07, 2013, 03:31:26 PM
Racist Kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUo0O8wjF20#)
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Post by: dalebert on July 07, 2013, 07:32:58 PM
VIDEO: 13 Most Ridiculous Orgasms Ever! (http://www.xvideos.com/video2488312/13_most_ridiculous_orgasms_ever)
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Post by: dalebert on July 08, 2013, 11:21:11 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 08, 2013, 11:24:19 AM
"...and a framed photo of Betty White"

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Post by: dalebert on July 08, 2013, 11:28:36 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 08, 2013, 11:41:18 AM
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Post by: Karrde188 on July 08, 2013, 10:04:06 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 09, 2013, 03:41:51 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 09, 2013, 04:39:17 PM
Homem tem tapurus na gengiva (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fhosn2OUTY#)
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Post by: dalebert on July 09, 2013, 04:47:02 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 09, 2013, 05:01:17 PM
What do they mean by oversharing? What is this concept?

Why We Over-Share (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXANHuhZ2Xw#ws)
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Post by: cvramen on July 09, 2013, 08:08:26 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le5oyc8SJi1qb22sko1_400.gif)
"Compatible plumbing"!
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Post by: cvramen on July 09, 2013, 08:16:41 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le5oyc8SJi1qb22sko1_400.gif)

WKUK - Vacuum Cleaner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NyaRS1Sk0g#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 09, 2013, 11:17:18 PM
"Compatible plumbing"!

I don't get it.
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Post by: dalebert on July 09, 2013, 11:45:13 PM
Man Stabbed With a Sword! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnBjbgliMMM#)
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Post by: dalebert on July 10, 2013, 09:04:17 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 10, 2013, 09:16:46 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 10, 2013, 11:30:33 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 10, 2013, 11:56:15 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 10, 2013, 03:05:48 PM
Foot nipple, 4 rlz

(http://i.imgur.com/zekOyko.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 10, 2013, 07:12:57 PM
Scientific 7 Minute Workout Video with Songs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LezARmLDu6U#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 10, 2013, 07:45:10 PM
VIDEO: Anal + cactus + slingshot

(http://i.imgur.com/1fTfvzI.png) (http://efukt.com/21068_A_Different_Kind_of_Painal.html)
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Post by: dalebert on July 10, 2013, 08:14:58 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 11, 2013, 12:24:31 AM
Masturbation superpowers :: Spanking women for Jesus :: Reflexively pooping lemons

It will make more sense in context

http://flamingfreedom.com/2013/07/09/episode-2013-july-9th/ (http://flamingfreedom.com/2013/07/09/episode-2013-july-9th/)
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Post by: dalebert on July 11, 2013, 12:47:47 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 11, 2013, 05:07:53 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 12, 2013, 10:43:09 AM
On Turkish oil wrestling...

Turkish Oil Wrestling Is A Totally Legit Sport

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/3/5/10/enhanced-buzz-wide-4554-1362498799-10.jpg) (http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/turkish-oil-wrestling-is-a-totally-legit-sport)
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Post by: dalebert on July 12, 2013, 11:31:04 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 12, 2013, 12:32:29 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 13, 2013, 12:42:42 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 13, 2013, 10:21:57 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 13, 2013, 10:23:17 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 13, 2013, 10:36:59 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 13, 2013, 11:15:47 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 13, 2013, 11:27:04 PM
OMG... OMG... Don't click on this. (http://imgur.com/r/FATOROBOTO/EKN1HRf)
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Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2013, 12:29:53 PM
VIDEO: Guy realizes he's wanking for a dood and freaks out! (http://www.gayboystube.com/video/251282/guy-finds-out,-that-he-is-wanking-for-another-guy)
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Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2013, 02:39:59 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2013, 09:36:59 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2013, 09:39:29 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2013, 09:52:26 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2013, 10:06:29 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2013, 10:16:12 PM
It's like you're cannibalizing hot men!

Mrož: zmrzliny plné fantazie [spot] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8GSr0OH8SI#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 15, 2013, 08:13:51 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 16, 2013, 07:45:37 AM
"Maregasms". The Creepiest video you will ever see. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voJCmT1YD3Q#)
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Post by: dalebert on July 16, 2013, 08:26:29 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 16, 2013, 08:28:41 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 16, 2013, 08:36:43 AM
Trayvoning, the latest disturbing social media trend
(http://i.imgur.com/731F0pW.jpg)
 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2362837/Trayvoning-latest-disturbing-social-media-trend.html)
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Post by: dalebert on July 16, 2013, 08:58:31 AM
Removing an Ingrown Hair From Knee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiDLfK4huM0#)
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Post by: dalebert on July 16, 2013, 12:56:06 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 16, 2013, 04:37:55 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 16, 2013, 09:18:03 PM
The Ultimate Terrible Death Scenes Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl6UmyfYpO4#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 17, 2013, 12:26:18 AM
Still no gay pill to cure straight men.
Fag hags, queer peers, and fruit flies.
Fetishizing prolapsed rectums
http://flamingfreedom.com/2013/07/16/episode-2013-july-16th/ (http://flamingfreedom.com/2013/07/16/episode-2013-july-16th/)
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Post by: dalebert on July 17, 2013, 09:24:44 AM
This one's for Mark

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Post by: dalebert on July 17, 2013, 04:44:58 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 18, 2013, 11:24:03 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 18, 2013, 11:37:22 AM
Mawry: I'm 12 Years Old and I'm a Bad B*tch!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15k_2isLItM#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 18, 2013, 02:50:14 PM
EXTREME SWORD SWALLOWING!!! MUST SEE!!! by Alex Magala. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQjHUO_8ng#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 18, 2013, 05:57:28 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 18, 2013, 06:15:38 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 18, 2013, 11:21:17 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 18, 2013, 11:21:51 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 18, 2013, 11:29:00 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 18, 2013, 11:45:08 PM
Jackass in Russia - Funny Videos (EXCLUSIVE) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-os8LXxeUfg#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 19, 2013, 12:01:42 AM
Knocked down a cow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB1yASvGvt8#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 19, 2013, 09:03:18 AM
Gasshole (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0zQy3oYpUk#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 19, 2013, 09:34:17 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 19, 2013, 10:02:31 AM
Porcfest FPV - [Flightbox HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXFKsRdvu9w#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 19, 2013, 01:37:59 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 19, 2013, 01:44:11 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 19, 2013, 05:19:15 PM
Giant Robot befriends Little Girl @ Comic-Con 2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVpM3TNTVFY#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 19, 2013, 09:21:57 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 19, 2013, 09:24:50 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 20, 2013, 06:06:12 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 21, 2013, 12:33:00 AM
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Post by: Karrde188 on July 21, 2013, 10:50:22 AM
In Soviet Russia, boob grabs YOU!

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Post by: dalebert on July 21, 2013, 01:18:15 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 21, 2013, 01:22:51 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 21, 2013, 02:26:24 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 23, 2013, 12:55:36 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 23, 2013, 02:21:08 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 23, 2013, 02:37:15 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 24, 2013, 12:33:48 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 24, 2013, 10:04:21 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 24, 2013, 10:08:54 AM
He misspelled and mis-pronounced "virgin".

A Sexy Surprise For Adult Vegans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Spay1ui-8#)
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Post by: Ski Killington on July 24, 2013, 01:15:36 PM
Magician Freaks Out Complete Strangers With 'Man Cut In Half' Illusion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zIeY-CTe6w#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 24, 2013, 10:11:36 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 24, 2013, 10:12:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ego2h0B.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 24, 2013, 10:48:35 PM
Dr. J pulls a fly larva from dog testicles. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ5BrFpVLec#)
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Post by: dalebert on July 25, 2013, 01:35:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5gRfc8D.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 25, 2013, 03:56:14 PM
Goat Sex for Money, Urinals for Women (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONf9P3NykE8#)
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Post by: analogkid on July 26, 2013, 08:03:20 PM
(http://s15.postimg.org/tyzeapapn/newcap.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
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Post by: dalebert on July 27, 2013, 01:51:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/85bK5vK.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 28, 2013, 06:24:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/8RgESoq.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on July 28, 2013, 10:55:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wFfPV4h.png)
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2013, 12:12:23 AM
(https://i.minus.com/ibqhvBZWbzmNlZ.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2013, 11:30:44 AM
They really know how to prank in Brazil!

Extremely Scary Prank in Brazil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65VNtZ7IDY#)
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2013, 12:04:06 PM
Meanwhile in Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIY6DSuaPK0#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on July 30, 2013, 12:22:36 PM
WTF Japan Seriously (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRF28GvoL7M#)
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Post by: dalebert on August 01, 2013, 10:40:36 AM
Octodad: Dadliest Catch - E3 Trailer | E3 2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKtJG7bDME#ws)
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Post by: Karrde188 on August 01, 2013, 01:17:14 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3457937e0494a38d994424f4c17f9f0a/tumblr_mlibhn9LOu1s4g46no1_400.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 01, 2013, 06:26:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WBW6tKe.jpg)
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Post by: Karrde188 on August 01, 2013, 10:58:25 PM
(https://i.minus.com/ibqhvBZWbzmNlZ.gif)

Dude, I posted this on the Suicide Girls message board thread "Pics that make you go WTF", & the moderator deleted it & emailed me a warning basically threatening my account. LOL!

A thread that has pics like this...

(http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imagesWTF-tongue_small.jpg)

and this...

(http://i.imgur.com/KNWq20f.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/NBxODzE.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/XvSOviV.jpg)

Yet, what I posted gets ME into trouble? Incredible!
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Post by: dalebert on August 02, 2013, 04:09:28 PM
Far Cry 3 Editor - Escape from Goat Island DLC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSm8LO5mEoI#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 03, 2013, 03:30:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uVWjXdt.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2013, 11:34:14 AM
(http://pichars.org/store/3673_original_RcX76.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 04, 2013, 11:48:59 AM
The One Kind of Porn You Can't Find Online (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSDsu98SoTg#ws)

Aaaaaaaand, the search is over (http://imgur.com/xohzAMF).
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Post by: Karrde188 on August 04, 2013, 09:50:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/lJcoV18.jpg)
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Post by: Karrde188 on August 05, 2013, 10:13:06 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca85d4a4d62a46828232720eefda62aa/tumblr_mr2sngmXCU1qz581wo1_500.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 06, 2013, 08:26:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/keYuffp.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 06, 2013, 09:03:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DE4hP3e.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 06, 2013, 10:57:30 AM
http://www.gayboystube.com/video/257526/cum-in-mouth-with-cat (http://www.gayboystube.com/video/257526/cum-in-mouth-with-cat)

It sounds like some kind of kinky bestiality thing, but it's actually quite hilarious. The poor guy is trying to undertake a rather challenging self-pleasuring contortionist act WHILE holding the camera and his cat won't leave him alone, but he's got determination and he pushes through it.
Reminds me of this vid:

Celebrity sex holodecks, fapping in front of pets, exotic dining (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbjWya8FX8#)
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Post by: dalebert on August 06, 2013, 12:20:00 PM
Krrish 3 - Official Theatrical Trailer (Exclusive) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCCVVgtI5xU#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 08, 2013, 10:19:31 AM
Rigor Mortis International Teaser Trailer (2013) - Hong Kong Vampire Movie HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LqZoI0SAb4#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 08, 2013, 10:32:09 AM
I wonder if he's gay.

(http://i.imgur.com/gIJhcM3.png)
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Post by: Ski Killington on August 08, 2013, 05:15:16 PM
Puppet dancing to african music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAhxmJgyMBM#)
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Post by: Ski Killington on August 09, 2013, 01:05:42 AM
SHAQ's pick of the week | Puppet Doing Popular Domincan Dance "Teke" | Comedy Shaq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2rsyS0aM7s#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 09, 2013, 01:06:43 AM
Hardcore Gamers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJrx-TTRUkw#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 09, 2013, 01:24:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rHdxdDd.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 09, 2013, 09:07:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DEV588o.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 10, 2013, 08:53:18 AM
Red Dead Redemption Glitch Funniest Glitch Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKbTVOV6xpI#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 10, 2013, 08:58:36 AM
Just an ordinary day in Skyrim (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93W6mB0ZqCM#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 10, 2013, 09:41:51 AM
Honey Badger Narrates: Over the Top Arm Wrestling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AksM8th0FGk#)
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Post by: dalebert on August 10, 2013, 05:41:49 PM
Bloody Nipple Piercing | Bizzare ER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5mup9VKRG0#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 10, 2013, 06:58:32 PM
Willam's "This Is Not The Beat Down" - Episode 20 Sh*t I do with SHOES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q8s6dvANKA#ws)
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Post by: Karrde188 on August 11, 2013, 10:00:27 PM
(http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/drunk-superman-penis-on-the-moon-gif.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 13, 2013, 08:40:34 AM
Apparently this is called "Owling" and I guess it will be the next big Internet meme along the lines of planking.

(http://i.imgur.com/8IJdvRq.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 13, 2013, 08:57:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/V1SPtwr.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 13, 2013, 09:33:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/81mbM28.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 15, 2013, 10:05:16 AM
Blast of nostalgia, and I do mean BLAST. Remember the wave motion gun?

Star Blazers intro (english) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5oniErmeuE#)
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Post by: dalebert on August 15, 2013, 10:29:54 AM
This guy was once hospitalized for anorexia.

One Man. One Jar of Nutella | Furious Pete (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OENU9ZMEeww#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 16, 2013, 07:47:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JxipACC.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 20, 2013, 09:08:04 AM
Cameltoe

(http://i.imgur.com/20Jxphv.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 20, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Squirrels Teaser Trailer (2014) - Squirrel Horror Movie HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7U2aVUAqPI#)
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Post by: dalebert on August 20, 2013, 02:29:24 PM
OFFICIALLY CENSORED: The Crazy Nastybuns Honey Badger (original narration by Randall) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsU4FgLuo50#)
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Post by: dalebert on August 22, 2013, 11:14:42 PM
How to Manage Butt Hair: Cheeks and Crack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DXphfnHZRo#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 22, 2013, 11:35:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JYfmzXN.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 22, 2013, 11:43:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UoN2DNb.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 23, 2013, 08:20:15 AM
(http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/drunk-superman-penis-on-the-moon-gif.gif)

Remind anyone else of this?

(http://i.imgur.com/orvjNkr.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 24, 2013, 01:11:30 PM
awkward man tries to have sex with a rhino (HD) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNpaWLio8F0#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 24, 2013, 01:34:50 PM
Enjoying A 20 Year Old CRYSTAL PEPSI (WARNING:VOMIT ALERT) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 24, 2013, 01:41:17 PM
Extreme Redbull and Milk Challenge (Warning: Vomit Alert) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnTWv-TCUPs#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on August 25, 2013, 09:48:42 AM
Richard Simmons has gone full-on Liberace.

Richard Simmons & Davey Wavey: Tank Top Bedazzle! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oitcWjVfyog#)
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Post by: dalebert on August 27, 2013, 08:05:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/KrWZUXD.jpg)

More child/doll faceswaps (http://imgur.com/a/xre6M)
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Post by: dalebert on August 27, 2013, 08:13:00 AM
Probably a "DUH" for most folks here but thought it was cool.

(http://i.imgur.com/qfQjUh6.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 27, 2013, 08:28:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MftwZe2.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on August 29, 2013, 08:28:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HAbonNI.jpg)
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Post by: Cognitive Dissident on August 30, 2013, 01:07:22 AM
Probably a "DUH" for most folks here but thought it was cool.

(http://i.imgur.com/qfQjUh6.gif)

It's a pretty clean illustration of a pretty clean (Glock) design. Actually, looks like a variation (it has a firing pin--whereas the Glock action has a striker--been a while since I've fully stripped one, though.)
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Post by: dalebert on August 31, 2013, 12:53:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KLCFrog.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 31, 2013, 06:19:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kGXwJQf.png)
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Post by: dalebert on August 31, 2013, 06:39:08 PM
You just reduced supply, dumbass.

(http://i.imgur.com/41eRnwT.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 31, 2013, 10:33:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KwX3SIG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6yzqGmv.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/k5vGjGX.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/YaZckuL.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on August 31, 2013, 10:35:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KJDoRTr.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 01, 2013, 02:32:35 PM
McNugget Rampage - Security Cam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF0IhyAasWw#)
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Post by: Ski Killington on September 01, 2013, 06:05:10 PM
Sheep Protest! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrMmvCj9IFo#)
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Post by: dalebert on September 02, 2013, 12:50:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ucHS4bf.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 02, 2013, 09:52:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DZpPJ4v.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 02, 2013, 03:42:43 PM
It's A Bird (1930) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4I15-7L0ss#)
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Post by: dalebert on September 02, 2013, 03:50:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ikuLssR.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 02, 2013, 04:06:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6lcap2N.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 03, 2013, 12:57:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/r8yjtKV.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2013, 12:32:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lEN2tBy.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2013, 08:56:19 AM
Mickey Mouse In Vietnam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uaaO57dTbg#)
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Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2013, 09:00:15 AM
Stalk much?

(http://i.imgur.com/hQWgZxv.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2013, 09:06:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/t5fuZgo.png)
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Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2013, 11:39:55 AM
TIL how to drink from a glass boot.

(http://www.showmenow.com/files/SMN_ChugFromBoot05OCT_0.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2013, 04:40:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ANLPHHX.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2013, 08:57:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iK8OrqF.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2013, 09:14:00 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0813/flexible-wtf-smoke-rings.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2013, 09:14:13 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0813/flexible-wtf-chair-leg.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2013, 09:14:30 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0813/flexible-wtf-stand-up.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2013, 09:14:44 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0813/flexible-wtf-can-open-mouth.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2013, 09:16:41 PM
"Kill mommy and daddy"

Baby Secret Doll Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY1xtnnMr2c#)

Remco - Baby Laugh'a'Lot Original Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kvenmWEhFE#)
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Post by: dalebert on September 04, 2013, 09:29:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/INg4eaa.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 05, 2013, 07:19:51 AM
MR-E at Slut Walk Edmonton 2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRoKSMOKhkU#)
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Post by: dalebert on September 05, 2013, 11:52:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/c5IuHjF.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 06, 2013, 08:40:26 AM
Gross! He didn't wipe.

(http://i.imgur.com/zJ6LSnH.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 09, 2013, 08:25:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mQlugwS.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 09, 2013, 10:04:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Oz8LiTc.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2013, 02:01:01 AM
Not as much meat on that one.

(http://i.imgur.com/NJ5ZFQA.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2013, 02:10:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Oz8LiTc.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 10, 2013, 12:17:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KfTGUV0.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 11, 2013, 07:56:31 AM
How To Be: Daniel Radcliffe // Bad Teeth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlG5KCwKGEE#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on September 11, 2013, 09:01:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3NfFhkS.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 11, 2013, 10:32:45 AM
Upworthy: We're All People (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQloj0zZTFU#)
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Post by: dalebert on September 11, 2013, 10:57:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/6dpGvHJ.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 11, 2013, 05:46:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uHD4NvC.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 12, 2013, 07:30:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/KTEU4fr.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 12, 2013, 10:41:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2RJLloJ.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2013, 08:22:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hr2Sawo.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2013, 09:18:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FLWjkMi.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2013, 10:50:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/g7zDYxY.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2013, 10:57:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DD8mhKR.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2013, 12:18:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9eeCTxo.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2013, 10:05:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/D517DqT.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2013, 10:22:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/pshuTAG.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2013, 12:07:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Nmrr0eb.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 15, 2013, 12:11:01 PM
Relax. Cuts off before they get to the actual sex part.

Bad Gay Porn Acting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfnh4XJ64fE#)

A tiny bit of sex but nothing shown.

Bad Gay Porn Acting 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zBQYpK_1aE#)

Bad Gay Porn Acting 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJdbT12iaUw#)

Bad Gay Porn Acting 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4#)

Bad Gay Porn Acting - Puberty Can Be So Hard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4KyyPDRvLs#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 16, 2013, 09:53:04 AM
This definitely belongs in the CHAOS thread.

A DRAMATIC SURPRISE ON A QUIET SQUARE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw#ws)

A dramatic surprise on an ice-cold day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIkPeZKP-d4#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 16, 2013, 11:49:38 AM
Goatse ain't got nothin' on this kid. Maybe his nickname should be buckse.

(http://i.imgur.com/f4bhT2t.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 16, 2013, 03:45:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/B3WX8H5.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 16, 2013, 05:45:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1USzbLi.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 17, 2013, 10:44:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/uk1ns36.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 17, 2013, 08:20:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ts5vPNa.png)
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Post by: dalebert on September 17, 2013, 11:32:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CjRoMfgh.jpg)

For boobs, vag, and more, click here (http://m.imgur.com/a/ZcI3t).
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Post by: dalebert on September 17, 2013, 11:46:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C9xLatr.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 18, 2013, 12:54:19 PM
The Spirit of Christmas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toe-8ykTUT8#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on September 19, 2013, 09:23:00 AM
Cyanide & Happiness - Flight Safety (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHooBjxmoXQ#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on September 19, 2013, 11:07:47 AM
To The Limit - Workout Wednesday #5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvcUwg2DMyI#)
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Post by: dalebert on September 19, 2013, 11:40:45 AM
For boobs, vag, and more, click here (http://m.imgur.com/a/ZcI3t).

Anyone else notice the horse mask with a Jayne hat on in the background? This girl is SUCH a nerd. If I weren't gay, I'd want to marry her.
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Post by: dalebert on September 19, 2013, 07:50:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vugyY0a.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 19, 2013, 08:04:33 PM
Pantz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq33tXCB6y8#)
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Post by: dalebert on September 19, 2013, 08:59:27 PM
This is a real monster

(http://i.imgur.com/gMYizSO.gif) (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1165930/Barry-giant-sea-worm-discovered-aquarium-staff-mysterious-attacks-coral-reef.html).
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2013, 09:11:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BiQwyrw.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 20, 2013, 01:15:35 PM
FDR American Badass Official Redband Trailer - Barry Bostwick Movie (2012) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs2m2DJybD4#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 21, 2013, 01:23:18 AM
(http://anarchyinyourhead.com/comics/2013-09-21-fapping-bad.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 21, 2013, 09:21:52 AM
Weightless Cats - I Can Has Gravity? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9XtK6R1QAk#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 21, 2013, 10:04:20 PM
SFW

http://www.shitnigga.com/ (http://www.shitnigga.com/)
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Post by: dalebert on September 22, 2013, 09:19:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZJcbNOl.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on September 22, 2013, 09:33:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Y5IqO4e.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on September 23, 2013, 09:18:19 AM
A Million Pals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My0tJvQvmlI#)
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Post by: dalebert on September 23, 2013, 02:56:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LVAa1MA.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 25, 2013, 11:44:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Cy08UiN.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 25, 2013, 08:48:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1bC5q0I.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 26, 2013, 09:42:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/w94k4VY.jpg)

I laughed so hard, I'm in tears and have nearly passed out from lack of air.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 28, 2013, 12:50:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pU2QHS8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 29, 2013, 05:56:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PQ6iFeD.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on September 29, 2013, 06:06:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PX5dIeO.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on October 03, 2013, 01:52:47 PM
Mugs for Mark Edge.

(http://i.imgur.com/XUhSg28.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 04, 2013, 08:57:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oNnMRlP.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 05, 2013, 11:44:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/tF2IVsR.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 05, 2013, 11:50:52 AM
(https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/13ec3818bf76103f727b2f485469c853/tumblr_mtn15mwLvM1sannnio1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 06, 2013, 11:44:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/EyiruAP.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 06, 2013, 10:52:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/S0dfplG.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 07, 2013, 11:00:39 AM
Impacted dildo extraction (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc2_1381135427)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 09, 2013, 12:07:57 PM
Robertson: Low-Carb Diet Violates God's Principles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xttOoQGtCIQ#)
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Post by: dalebert on October 09, 2013, 12:50:41 PM
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Post by: dalebert on October 09, 2013, 12:51:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1cXT71l.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 10, 2013, 09:52:23 AM
Cyanide & Happiness - Rascals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTMhdL_dCEk#)
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Post by: dalebert on October 10, 2013, 11:17:18 AM
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Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2013, 01:14:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0UVkjnQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 11, 2013, 02:02:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/FQ9sp.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 14, 2013, 11:02:41 AM
How to Rope in Dogs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn6DcqyZonY#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 14, 2013, 11:05:06 AM
One Man. Three Bottles of Lemon Juice. | Furious Pete (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxlJrMRkfEw#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on October 16, 2013, 05:55:26 PM
The Viagra pee challenge

(http://i.imgur.com/u4AVsmv.png)
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Post by: dalebert on October 17, 2013, 10:56:38 PM
The IRL cat-dog.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=79b_1381871590 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=79b_1381871590)
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Post by: dalebert on October 18, 2013, 12:34:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HAQEv.png)
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Post by: dalebert on October 23, 2013, 09:54:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0ZCHzcz.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on October 30, 2013, 02:19:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Sa7D1uv.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on October 30, 2013, 03:05:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1U1x1RiI0cs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1U1x1RiI0cs)
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Post by: dalebert on October 30, 2013, 03:06:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zAeXOSy.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2013, 03:37:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KBUtPEb.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on October 31, 2013, 11:05:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/f5cdbdP.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on November 01, 2013, 11:26:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/E3V3gQq.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 01, 2013, 01:56:57 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/68db33db76c9d78d76cf6960dc66a90b/tumblr_mvkj9qT1041rhkog3o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 03, 2013, 09:13:55 AM
Happy Halloween from Furious Pete

Candy Bar Cereal - Every Child's Dream! | Furious Pete (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOLOm7pGM7s#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on November 03, 2013, 11:07:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/lQR7udJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 04, 2013, 09:40:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/8ReJ5k9.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on November 06, 2013, 09:28:15 AM
World's Tallest Radio Tower (Click to enlarge)

(http://imgur.com/hbtOiE7.jpg) (http://imgur.com/hbtOiE7)
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Post by: dalebert on November 10, 2013, 11:51:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oVsPLok.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 11, 2013, 12:00:38 AM
(http://armarium.org/u/2013/11/10/ilVGpI.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 12, 2013, 01:21:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/t9RjjOD.png)
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Post by: dalebert on November 12, 2013, 08:18:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kdO856i.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on November 12, 2013, 08:37:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GRf6Kq4.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 12, 2013, 08:47:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gKyWHRv.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 12, 2013, 09:28:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jvm1QF8.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 15, 2013, 08:33:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QLNSXh0.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 15, 2013, 02:50:01 PM
Two nipples with just one nipple ring between them.

(http://i.imgur.com/RclLDsb.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on November 16, 2013, 11:09:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/h5TeGOB.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on November 17, 2013, 11:28:18 AM
Kevin Smith is making a movie called Tusk.

(http://i.imgur.com/sDtXRV0.jpg) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tusk_(2014_film))
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Post by: dalebert on November 17, 2013, 12:07:31 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/64f160b389abfd95ada8b545832ab421/tumblr_muwyjyTImb1r34ah5o1_500.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 17, 2013, 01:44:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Db25n5R.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on November 17, 2013, 01:47:33 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/182468-1/Must_not_fap.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 18, 2013, 04:41:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/p64BAO5.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on November 19, 2013, 08:08:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/EpimilD.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 19, 2013, 11:30:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Tzl0ZXv.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on November 19, 2013, 11:38:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WAERtsQ.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on November 21, 2013, 10:43:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/KhldfEM.png)
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Post by: dalebert on November 21, 2013, 10:48:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AxpsxJY.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on December 01, 2013, 08:54:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wzZELn3.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on December 02, 2013, 11:14:36 PM
Nude flavor wrestling and vaginal knitting

(http://i.imgur.com/uJI2rnV.png) (http://flamingfreedom.com/2013/12/02/episode-2013-december-2nd/)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 06, 2013, 10:55:51 AM
How To Unclog A Toilet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfTcrjR81J8#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 06, 2013, 11:02:42 AM
Eggy - Bouncy Feeling (Munamies - Pomppufiilis) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLKiknDbFjA#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on December 08, 2013, 06:15:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/k2KhW4u.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on December 08, 2013, 06:25:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QmO1I7H.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on December 08, 2013, 07:17:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tG7iLOW.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on December 09, 2013, 03:33:51 PM
My life.
TMI, but whatever
(http://www.gutdoctor.com/images/C/colitis%20%281%29.jpg)
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Post by: whitey on December 09, 2013, 05:09:17 PM
Need a medical marijuana hookup?

Just sayin....if you visit maine, I am allowed to take on visiting patients.
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Post by: sillyperson on December 09, 2013, 07:08:15 PM
We have MMJ in NH.
Unfortunately, I am not in a position to take advantage of it. Not until some other legal issues are resolved.

I wish the legal system were speedy. A year is not "speedy".
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Post by: dalebert on December 12, 2013, 10:46:50 PM
This is a CAKE!

(http://i.imgur.com/UGCDmiw.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on December 12, 2013, 11:16:28 PM
Tattoo Infection (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqXNwFh0ZM8#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on December 14, 2013, 10:55:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Wt88LiS.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on December 15, 2013, 07:53:15 AM
My life.
TMI, but whatever
(http://www.gutdoctor.com/images/C/colitis%20%281%29.jpg)

Are you sure that's not just old age? Because I'm pretty sure I've got that.
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Post by: sillyperson on December 15, 2013, 09:28:46 AM
Are you sure that's not just old age?
Do you shit blood 10x per day?
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Post by: dalebert on December 16, 2013, 09:44:17 AM
Excessive LARPing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVy7YeeqGZQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVy7YeeqGZQ)
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Post by: dalebert on December 19, 2013, 11:08:44 AM
http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsvLe5e4DWs
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Post by: dalebert on December 19, 2013, 11:21:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RDDQrOs.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on December 20, 2013, 11:16:12 PM
http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsvLe5e4DWs
I can't believe I cut and pasted that into my browser and fixed the link so I could see.... "wolf worm comes out of a rabbit"
I saw it for only 0.23 seconds.
But I want to unsee it
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Post by: dalebert on December 23, 2013, 04:42:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3ybD4dd.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on December 23, 2013, 05:03:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/G6yp3PG.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on December 24, 2013, 08:43:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/l82N7.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on December 25, 2013, 09:57:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gGDWluh.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on December 26, 2013, 12:07:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/w10tC.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on December 27, 2013, 12:34:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AIKyLaW.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 27, 2013, 11:23:45 AM
How To Cure Constipation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MqGADvF3ls#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 28, 2013, 12:11:07 PM
DIY Circumcision

(http://i.imgur.com/R1uP1bb.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on December 28, 2013, 01:54:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9PtTATs.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 28, 2013, 02:40:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yYmwfHr.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 28, 2013, 02:44:49 PM
Drugs at Work 2: Christmas (cocaine, LSD, Ketamine) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv4fr8A2b-k#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 28, 2013, 02:51:55 PM
(http://postbabes.com/images/319tumblr_lgvzjj3uC51qzft.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 29, 2013, 01:40:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Rgwy5Gd.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 29, 2013, 04:21:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/O0RnK6w.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 29, 2013, 04:38:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HgTgO.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 30, 2013, 12:47:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ixSTpan.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on December 30, 2013, 12:50:02 PM
Vaunnies Mustardayonnaise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVBsCCV6NG4#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on December 31, 2013, 12:27:47 PM
Probably someone with no caps (off) lock key.
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Post by: dalebert on January 01, 2014, 02:08:21 AM
:evil: WHERE ARE THE PICS I POSTED?????

When I follow the link to the site where you got the pic (Motherless), it says "Hotlinking is forbidden". Motherless is deleting the pics because you're hotlinking them from their site (that means you're embedding their pics on another site, i.e. this one). You should upload them to a site like imgur.com which allows hotlinking and then use the imgur URL.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Ylisium on January 05, 2014, 01:59:11 PM
:evil: WHERE ARE THE PICS I POSTED?????

When I follow the link to the site where you got the pic (Motherless), it says "Hotlinking is forbidden". They are deleting the pics because you're hotlinking them (that means you're embedding their pics on another site, i.e. this one). You should upload them to a site like imgur.com which allows hotlinking and then use the imgur URL.

THOSE FUCKERS!!!!!!!   :evil: :evil:

Are you that angry child molester guy who has a YouTube channel with like 16K videos railing against being called a child molester?
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Post by: Ylisium on January 05, 2014, 06:57:31 PM
HAHAAHAHAHA!

I was kidding, but really, you're that guy, aren't you!?!?! LOL

It's okay, I'll go post some pr0n, and we'll smoke a peace pipe over some tits.
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Post by: dalebert on January 07, 2014, 02:33:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cgeumaA.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 07, 2014, 07:10:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fsTrnXc.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 08, 2014, 10:38:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/yLIPCoT.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 08, 2014, 02:36:01 PM
Voting: If you don't buy a lottery ticket, you've no right to complain about being poor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkgPgVcmiFc#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: sillyperson on January 08, 2014, 03:31:23 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 09, 2014, 12:14:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xXBHlgd.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on January 11, 2014, 10:49:38 AM
Woman Uses Vagina As Gun Holster (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBpVCTg3LkE#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 11, 2014, 01:48:45 PM
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2 - TIME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtkGtXtDlQA#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 12, 2014, 06:35:05 PM
How To Stop Snoring (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msURcr2sqGk#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 12, 2014, 07:20:10 PM
「Junk Head 1」 FULL English (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge18Ieyi9bI#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 15, 2014, 10:00:56 AM
How To Make an Ice Cream Cake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrFg3hVOCXw#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 15, 2014, 10:10:26 AM
How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGSWTvZYzmI#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 16, 2014, 11:38:18 PM
ULTIMATE NEKNOMINATION | Guys bites the head off a chicken and necks a bottle of vodka (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTSI-ezuhgI#)
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Post by: dalebert on January 16, 2014, 11:55:31 PM
The JET Bicycle - The most dangerous unsafe bike EVER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKHz7wOjb9w#ws)
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Post by: sillyperson on January 18, 2014, 12:37:17 AM
Re: vids posted by Dale

Quote from: Rush
learning that we're only immortal
for a limited time
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Post by: dalebert on January 18, 2014, 01:23:14 PM
How To Make Krispy Kreme Donuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55LoYj-6sE#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 18, 2014, 01:23:44 PM
How To Make a Subway Sandwich (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBesU4N53Jk#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 18, 2014, 09:30:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JdJmQpB.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 18, 2014, 09:41:40 PM
Perv-catcher

Crotch-Cam Proves That Women Are Pervs Too (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83808608#)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 19, 2014, 11:08:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ChShdDQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 21, 2014, 07:49:43 PM
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Post by: SeanD on January 22, 2014, 02:25:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/T2UpZB5.jpg)

Maybe whoever photoshopped that hybrid can photoshop the clothes off Dave's underaged ex GF.  Of course he would have to stay unbanned long enough to hire them and actually find a job so he could pay them.
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Post by: sillyperson on January 22, 2014, 10:30:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/T2UpZB5.jpg)

This... is seriously beautiful
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Post by: dalebert on January 23, 2014, 05:29:57 PM
Don't you hate it when this happens?

(http://i.imgur.com/zlbgDFV.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 23, 2014, 05:40:46 PM
Cyanide & Happiness - Junk Mail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3zjRcMnRNY#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 23, 2014, 05:45:30 PM
Help Me - Trevor Moore (Whitest Kids U' Know) - Comedy Central Records & CC Studios (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJh6jgnqn_s#ws)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on January 23, 2014, 06:04:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tWi8OVt.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on January 24, 2014, 12:14:10 PM
How To Arrest Justin Bieber (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPHssQOWu8c#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 24, 2014, 11:49:47 PM
Male homosexuality may be a co-factor with super horny females who reproduce more. Things that make you go hmmm...

The Evolution of Male Homosexuality (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T5vHi-WrMk#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 25, 2014, 12:06:57 AM
Oh, White Knights...

(http://i.imgur.com/dJF1kDe.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on January 25, 2014, 12:36:13 AM
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Post by: sillyperson on January 25, 2014, 10:04:19 AM
Male homosexuality may be a co-factor with super horny females who reproduce more. Things that make you go hmmm...
Fun fact: this guy has the same disease I do.
DIFFERENCES:
His is moderate; mine is severe.
He poops his pants; I do not.

Living with a Chronic Disease (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr8wIiypS_g#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 25, 2014, 11:38:12 AM
He poops his pants; I do not.

Neil would love that disease. He'd have a constant grin on his face and would giggle sporadically for no apparent reason.
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Post by: sillyperson on January 25, 2014, 09:57:04 PM
He poops his pants; I do not.

Neil would love that disease. He'd have a constant grin on his face and would giggle sporadically for no apparent reason.


I like Neil a lot.
But this is more information about him than I really needed :P ;)
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Post by: dalebert on January 26, 2014, 09:18:50 AM
I like Neil a lot.
But this is more information about him than I really needed :P ;)

It's just that he reverts to a five year-old when it comes to any sort of potty humor.
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Post by: alaric89 on January 27, 2014, 04:54:08 PM
Skapet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wyt-Z_vxv8#ws) Thought Dale might get a kick out of this.
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Post by: dalebert on January 27, 2014, 07:38:26 PM
I'm now 84.22% certain this is Boner Joe.

How To Make a Whopper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES4RLsPIkSM#ws)
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Post by: sillyperson on January 27, 2014, 10:32:59 PM
I would just like to point out that we are on page number 420 of this epic thread.

(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/wjon.com/files/2011/12/goat-630x420.jpg)
Carry on, carry on...

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Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2014, 10:59:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VWcYzzE.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2014, 03:45:25 PM
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Post by: dalebert on January 30, 2014, 09:39:30 PM
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Post by: dalebert on January 30, 2014, 10:49:44 PM
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Post by: dalebert on January 31, 2014, 12:22:35 PM
How To Make Jelly Babies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgk18VY8cqg#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 31, 2014, 03:24:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1XMux3Q.png)
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Post by: sillyperson on January 31, 2014, 07:24:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/egqbi2z.jpg)

Factoid I learned while in Australia:
Some boomerangs are not in fact intended to be thrown. They're basically just large J-shaped sticks. The Aboriginies used to crouch down and hold the boomerang up, making themselves look a little like a cassowary bird. They'd walk up to the bird slowly... and thwack it with the boomerang, using it as a club to beat the stupid bird to death.
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Post by: sillyperson on January 31, 2014, 07:26:45 PM
Many of y'all will have already seen this. Still, I think this is the best ad I ever saw on YouTube.

Official Call of Duty®: Ghosts Onslaught Trailer - "CODnapped" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AMgmCx7jFg#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on January 31, 2014, 11:44:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sivDB66.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on January 31, 2014, 11:57:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4LsorYT.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on February 01, 2014, 01:55:56 PM
Alan Watts died in 1973. Inception was made almost 40 years later.

Is this life a Dream? (Inception version) - Alan Watts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEMnwI2G2U0#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on February 02, 2014, 09:13:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bdSdJBH.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on February 02, 2014, 09:23:15 AM
Alan Watts died in 1973. Inception was made almost 40 years later.
For connecting two of the most powerful memes in my life you get + 1 million internets
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Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2014, 12:25:37 PM
chimpnology (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBBvXth-O_g#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2014, 05:50:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NOacLRc.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2014, 05:56:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/c43oJJL.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on February 03, 2014, 06:18:49 PM
Aion Portal Alignment and Cosmic Heart Activation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYc4ap2OKdI#ws)

Quote from: crazy bitch
On November 23rd, 2013, we come together collectively as One Unified Cosmic Heart through the Aion Portal activation. At this Now moment, a heliocentric configuration takes place at the peak of the Uranus/Pluto square. This heliocentric configuration activates through Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Pluto. As these planets form a six-pointed star mandala around the Sun, this configuration of the six-pointed star activates into the star-tetrahedronal shape and lifts all Life into a greater level of Cosmic Conscious awareness. The star tetrahedron further activates through the heart chakra and simultaneously within the original Divine-Eight Blueprint, taking us deeper into our service work as these sacred transfiguring Flames of Divine Love. At the time of this activation, the Great Central Sun and Central Sun send an energy mini-pulse through the Sun and through the six-pointed star mandala of all planets to create a harmonic resonant wave of Solar Christ Consciousness to be experienced by all Life within this Solar System.

Furthermore, we are offered an opportunity, as the I Am Avatar race, to experience the Crystalline Solar Sun Disc of Light within our hearts through activating seven multidimensional Chambers or Petals of Light within our heart. As these multidimensional Petals of Light are activated within our heart chakras, they further activate within the heart chakra of Mother Earth. In seven streams of Divine Light and amplified through the Solar Flares and the many Legions of Light from On High, these Crystalline Solar Light frequencies, carrying the vibration of wisdom, manifestation, illumination, insight and understanding, freedom, joy, bliss, Divine Love and Unity Consciousness, enter into the 12 Golden Solar Sun Disc Discs within and around the Light Body of Mother Earth. From here, these Solar Light frequencies connect into the earth chakra points, leylines and sacred sites, and back into our hearts, as we activate our inner Crystalline Solar Sun Disc of Light. As all Life bathes in the copper-gold and pink-gold flames of Solar Christ Consciousness through the Overlighting of Helios and Vesta, we are taken deeper into Solar Christ Consciousness and the merging with our Beloved I Am Presence.

We further assist in actualizing these streams of Divine Light and Solar Christ Consciousness through the Light Grids and the 144 Unity Grid of Divine Love on November 28th, as we experience Comet Ison. As the Light Grids amplify, activate and actualize these Light encoded Crystalline Solar frequencies to the maximum Cosmic Law can allow, we visualize the awakening of all Life on this earth plane. And so it is.
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Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2014, 06:50:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/n6oww.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on February 03, 2014, 08:28:08 PM
Jamie Casino 2 Minute Super Bowl Commercial - Casino's Law (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2gdPY-88w#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on February 04, 2014, 07:42:41 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 04, 2014, 07:45:04 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 04, 2014, 09:20:48 PM
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Post by: Ylisium on February 04, 2014, 10:07:21 PM
Wait, what? WTF is that?!
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Post by: dalebert on February 04, 2014, 10:36:43 PM
Wait, what? WTF is that?!

It's the recommended humane way to dispose of unwanted male chicks.
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Post by: sillyperson on February 05, 2014, 12:06:06 PM
Wait, what? WTF is that?!

It's the recommended humane way to dispose of unwanted male chicks.
UGH

Can't the... feed them to poor snakes in China, that can't afford a good meal?
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Post by: dalebert on February 05, 2014, 12:25:15 PM
Can't the... feed them to poor snakes in China, that can't afford a good meal?

I doubt there are enough snakes to dispose of all of them, and that doesn't seem like much of a favor to the chick anyway.
As the reddit thread pointed out, it is actually quick and painless vs. what some places have been known to do--things like just throw them into giant garbage bags until they eventually die slowly from being crushed, suffocation, or heat stroke. And it's not like they're being wasted. That gore will almost certainly be recycled by being added to some kind of animal food, maybe even chicken feed.
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Post by: dalebert on February 05, 2014, 02:37:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vr8VVFu.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on February 05, 2014, 05:43:57 PM
THERION - The Blood of Kingu (Subtítulos ESPAÑOL) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFNqXNNfQ7M#)

Quote
Chaotic waters covered every part of earth
The old gods split it like shellfish
But in the shells the blood of chaos still remain
Mother Habur suckle her children
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Post by: dalebert on February 05, 2014, 11:04:27 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 06, 2014, 11:20:19 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 06, 2014, 03:32:41 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 06, 2014, 09:48:43 PM
And you guys were giving me shit about boytaurs.

(http://i.imgur.com/EjBH3qS.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on February 06, 2014, 10:47:30 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 07, 2014, 01:55:52 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 07, 2014, 01:56:32 PM
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Post by: sillyperson on February 07, 2014, 07:14:25 PM
And you guys were giving me shit about boytaurs.
Holy shit... I'm not a leg man but... OMG it just hit me, this lovely equine creature looks like it has two coochies.
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Post by: dalebert on February 08, 2014, 09:27:10 AM
Holy shit... I'm not a leg man but... OMG it just hit me, this lovely equine creature looks like it has two coochies.

That's a standard part of the fetish. And the boytaurs (male versions) have (at least) two wieners. The fetish usually extends out to more than just two sets of legs into a sort of human centipede, non-scatalogical version, and sometimes goes along with multiples sets of arms as well.
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Post by: dalebert on February 09, 2014, 10:44:45 PM
How To Delete Flappy Bird (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEXcexgU5L8#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2014, 01:56:19 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2014, 02:24:21 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2014, 02:34:08 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2014, 02:54:02 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 10, 2014, 07:45:41 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2014, 11:23:43 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2014, 02:07:13 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2014, 10:53:35 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2014, 10:54:17 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2014, 10:55:49 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2014, 11:04:39 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2014, 11:07:09 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2014, 11:10:57 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2014, 11:23:44 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2014, 11:25:21 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 11, 2014, 11:38:05 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 12, 2014, 01:19:54 PM
Happy V-Day!

(http://i.imgur.com/wl5Wf9j.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on February 12, 2014, 01:31:14 PM
How To Make Sticky Date Pudding (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVBw4jqAkp0#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on February 12, 2014, 06:31:07 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 13, 2014, 11:24:04 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 14, 2014, 12:11:35 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 14, 2014, 11:53:39 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 14, 2014, 12:16:38 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 14, 2014, 12:26:24 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 15, 2014, 12:39:19 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2014, 12:35:04 AM
Silent E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVC9TayQIh8#)
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Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2014, 11:00:44 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2014, 11:47:11 AM
Extremely Scary Creepy Dwarfs Prank in Brazil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL8aFvY9Mg8#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2014, 03:22:34 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 17, 2014, 03:34:26 PM
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Unless, you know, you're into that.
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Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2014, 12:23:23 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2014, 12:33:14 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2014, 12:38:37 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2014, 12:50:33 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2014, 12:51:16 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2014, 01:10:40 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 18, 2014, 11:59:49 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 20, 2014, 09:31:59 AM
BonerJoe is at it again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbjG7Yrg8oY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbjG7Yrg8oY)
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Post by: dalebert on February 20, 2014, 11:29:15 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 23, 2014, 11:59:08 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 24, 2014, 12:11:47 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 24, 2014, 12:12:23 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 24, 2014, 12:32:12 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 24, 2014, 12:49:26 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 24, 2014, 01:33:31 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 25, 2014, 01:22:04 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 25, 2014, 03:24:36 PM
Oh, BonerJoe...

How To Make a Quarter Pounder (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At-bsJqEFmU#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on February 25, 2014, 08:20:27 PM
Best Knocked Up Deleted Scene - Brokeback Mountain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0MrczERAe4#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on February 26, 2014, 10:20:47 AM
wat

It's a deleted scene from Knocked Up.
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Post by: dalebert on February 26, 2014, 11:10:29 AM
SEXY SLO-MO FOOTAGE OF THE MILEY-KATY KISS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDbAEh0NqEs#)
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Post by: dalebert on February 27, 2014, 01:02:48 AM
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Post by: dalebert on February 28, 2014, 11:42:20 AM
And now I finally have my superhero origin story!

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Post by: dalebert on February 28, 2014, 12:33:52 PM
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Post by: dalebert on February 28, 2014, 12:35:53 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 01, 2014, 11:55:56 AM
How To Teach a Child to Walk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YcIYlsaSxY#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on March 02, 2014, 10:23:21 AM
This is how my brain translates two tough guys posturing. All I can think is violence is the only socially acceptable way they know how to deal with the sexual tension.

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Post by: dalebert on March 02, 2014, 10:40:33 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 02, 2014, 11:14:31 AM
Gay For Pay (Prostitution Series Part 2 Of 6) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPl84aNoKbY#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on March 02, 2014, 05:05:43 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 03, 2014, 05:22:11 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 03, 2014, 11:49:05 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 04, 2014, 04:10:40 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2014, 09:40:47 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2014, 09:41:19 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2014, 03:18:30 PM
Hot Girls Punch Each Other In Face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okopdxpc9ps#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2014, 08:20:18 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2014, 10:30:36 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2014, 11:47:28 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 06, 2014, 08:35:27 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 07, 2014, 10:43:58 AM
http://sourcefed.com/jean-claude-van-damme-ruining-childhoods-since-1994/ (http://sourcefed.com/jean-claude-van-damme-ruining-childhoods-since-1994/)
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Post by: dalebert on March 07, 2014, 02:31:15 PM
Les Beaux Frères - Serviette (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUr3XbROoA8#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on March 09, 2014, 02:45:15 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2014, 12:11:37 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 10, 2014, 07:56:20 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 11, 2014, 09:49:34 PM
"The Russian Sleep Experiment" | IReadCreepyPastas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEwbfnCpKA4#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on March 12, 2014, 12:31:10 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 12, 2014, 06:16:16 PM
Duckface during your dead grandma pic? Wow.

I hear dead grandma selfies are all the rage right now.
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Post by: dalebert on March 13, 2014, 09:32:59 AM
That one guy didn't even spill his drink. He has his priorities straight.

Extremely Scary Prank (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWTAR-4oQPU#)
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Post by: dalebert on March 13, 2014, 11:41:37 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 13, 2014, 11:44:34 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 16, 2014, 07:11:53 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 16, 2014, 07:42:15 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 17, 2014, 10:26:59 AM
How To Have Phone Sex (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtpwUyN-0-Y#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on March 19, 2014, 01:19:47 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 20, 2014, 08:45:54 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 20, 2014, 06:44:32 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 21, 2014, 01:28:15 PM
How To Get Verified on Twitter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5klqyB7OpA#ws)
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Post by: Karrde188 on March 21, 2014, 01:51:02 PM
Best ad ever...  :lol:

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Post by: dalebert on March 21, 2014, 03:27:44 PM
Best ad ever...  :lol:

Too soon!
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Post by: dalebert on March 21, 2014, 09:59:59 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 21, 2014, 10:06:02 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2014, 12:04:07 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2014, 09:40:40 AM
Rusty is a homosexual (http://www.angelfire.com/pa3/outlaws/mckim/mckim.htm)

Quote
McKim ran all the way home with Patches. Then he cried and cried.

"Oh, Patches," he said. "There seems to be nowhere to turn. I think I should end it all and kill myself."

He looked sadly at Patches. "But I'm too scared to die alone. Let's make a suicide pact, Patches! How does that sound?"

Patches licked McKim on the nose. McKim took that to mean yes, so he carried Patches outside.
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Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2014, 09:43:39 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2014, 03:55:58 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2014, 08:59:38 PM
The CubeStormer 2 - World Record Rubik's Cube Solver made from LEGO NXT Mindstorms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=staapsj3eRQ#)
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Post by: dalebert on March 23, 2014, 11:32:53 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 24, 2014, 12:09:11 AM
"The Russian Sleep Experiment" | IReadCreepyPastas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEwbfnCpKA4#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on March 24, 2014, 08:57:00 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 24, 2014, 09:14:44 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 24, 2014, 12:33:15 PM
#GreenPorno #SeduceMe - Bedbug (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GcFO8y-WDE#)
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Post by: dalebert on March 24, 2014, 12:36:33 PM
#GreenPorno - Fly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i5ybvJPYWY#)
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Post by: dalebert on March 25, 2014, 02:14:59 PM
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Post by: SeanD on March 26, 2014, 01:46:02 AM
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Dave Grady goes shopping in J C Penney's.
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Post by: dalebert on March 26, 2014, 08:38:19 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 26, 2014, 10:45:33 AM
How To Make an Ice Cream Sandwich (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf6ZVcA5gcg#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on March 26, 2014, 09:23:38 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 26, 2014, 09:51:55 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 26, 2014, 10:54:29 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 26, 2014, 10:56:21 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 26, 2014, 11:57:36 PM
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Post by: sillyperson on March 27, 2014, 02:14:50 PM
"surprisingly, just porn so far"
+1 funny. Shared with some friends.
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Post by: dalebert on March 27, 2014, 09:39:14 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 27, 2014, 11:00:27 PM
Why they bein' all racial?

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Post by: dalebert on March 29, 2014, 09:47:56 AM
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Post by: dalebert on March 29, 2014, 09:55:47 AM
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Post by: SeanD on March 29, 2014, 10:51:01 AM
http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY)
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Post by: dalebert on March 29, 2014, 12:02:41 PM
Does negative Jeebus = the Antichrist?

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Post by: dalebert on March 29, 2014, 11:54:16 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2014, 11:38:56 AM
You're welcome (for not putting this in the EB thread). Please remember this favor when you're thinking of fucking with one of my pr0n threads.  8)

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Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2014, 11:44:11 AM
The DaVanci Load (http://www.youporngay.com/watch/278767/give-me-a-drink-thank-you/) (jump to 2:45 for the ridiculous part and to skip most of the porny stuph)
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Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2014, 02:53:20 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2014, 03:23:17 PM
Uhm... They could probably find someone from NAMBLA to do it for free.

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Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2014, 07:41:31 PM
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Post by: sillyperson on March 30, 2014, 10:49:23 PM
Nonsense song + literal = chaos-ish

Birdhouse In Your Soul - Literal Video Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhJVAFIMnkc#)
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Post by: dalebert on March 30, 2014, 11:55:52 PM
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Post by: dalebert on March 31, 2014, 10:49:02 PM
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Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2014, 12:02:12 AM
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Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2014, 12:49:19 PM
He should have been wearing a helmet.

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Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2014, 01:09:58 PM
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Post by: sillyperson on April 01, 2014, 02:33:21 PM
Ahh. Demons. What a great source of chaos.

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Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2014, 03:59:15 PM
Did anyone see Bad Grandpa?

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Post by: dalebert on April 01, 2014, 04:00:13 PM
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Post by: dalebert on April 02, 2014, 12:15:47 AM
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Post by: dalebert on April 02, 2014, 12:39:43 AM
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Post by: dalebert on April 02, 2014, 11:04:47 AM
Asian foreplay

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Post by: dalebert on April 02, 2014, 09:32:47 PM
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Post by: dalebert on April 03, 2014, 09:09:54 AM
CUTTING EDGE ANIMATRONICS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ivaQf1jns0#)
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Post by: dalebert on April 03, 2014, 11:08:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Cc1ukqc.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 03, 2014, 12:23:41 PM
I don't even know what's going on here. Is that a boy or a girl? It makes me think of this scene from Jurassic Park (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxNhLFJz6iM).
(http://i.imgur.com/ird3mKk.jpg)

Click for more pics of crazy piercings! (http://imgur.com/a/5dT7y)
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Post by: dalebert on April 03, 2014, 05:31:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TohO1ca.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 03, 2014, 06:53:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QXczv7E.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 03, 2014, 06:58:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ruHS80R.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 03, 2014, 10:29:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Be8GxSY.jpg)
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Post by: Major Jizz on April 04, 2014, 12:13:36 AM
Ah... It still lives!  :D
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Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2014, 10:37:46 AM
If it makes me go "WTF", it is officially TOO KINKY.

(http://i.imgur.com/5QeXLLs.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2014, 02:18:40 PM
Word of wisdom from a legend.

(http://i.imgur.com/wUsBU.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2014, 02:28:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UU48Eph.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2014, 02:32:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fN2QpJu.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2014, 02:50:05 PM
Walls Fall Out - OFFICIAL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2014, 02:57:40 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/a05d4f29ab84bfa7a578d65ed0be8ba3/tumblr_my2zmagllt1qdaaw6o1_500.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 04, 2014, 03:23:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SZ5U2p7.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2014, 10:20:39 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/5a5a8efb87de93e636f232b7892334af/tumblr_n3isauTjr71t6lvgro1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2014, 06:42:07 PM
Gaycation by DWV ( Detox, Willam & Vicky Vox ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN-ZMZZi5hw#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2014, 06:45:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/favXaWZ.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 06, 2014, 10:21:11 AM
Should be a piece of cake if you just give him a piece of cake before the fight.

(http://i.imgur.com/O92xAXd.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 06, 2014, 12:27:42 PM
Speaking of cake... (http://videobam.com/BYEdP#)
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Post by: dalebert on April 07, 2014, 10:23:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/e6r5H7q.jpg) (http://imgur.com/a/XiSFI#jfBmZOV)

Click for more male sex dolls with interchangable parts (http://imgur.com/a/XiSFI#jfBmZOV)
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Post by: dalebert on April 07, 2014, 10:30:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/EgHbRO7.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 07, 2014, 10:44:58 PM
PREDATOR - Original Suit with Jean-Claude Van Damme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1GfUoB0kog#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on April 07, 2014, 10:47:53 PM
Half-body amputation (http://imgur.com/Xujqhyx)

(http://i.imgur.com/Xujqhyx.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 07, 2014, 11:44:21 PM
deer eating a bird (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk#)
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Post by: dalebert on April 08, 2014, 03:07:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/8gxGRBm.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on April 09, 2014, 02:28:33 PM
Chaos is not necessarily gross, dammit

(http://www.freeindie.biz/songs/peterkernel/peterkernel.png)
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkrzAH3yHKB1uJyD-Jgk3Vz-hpgf0AHSEWgLh2NRJOM83dD7QF)
(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2013/300/c/2/beautiful_chaos_by_lizzys_photos-d6s2akl.jpg)
(http://rlv.zcache.com/abstract_art_titled_beautiful_chaos_mousepad-ra1112d564b804010b868327bf38b81aa_x74vk_8byvr_512.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8139cW0dG1qmdq9oo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 10, 2014, 12:45:09 PM
Chaos is not necessarily gross, dammit

The key word there being "necessarily"...
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Post by: sillyperson on April 12, 2014, 10:44:44 AM
Chaos is not necessarily gross, dammit
The key word there being "necessarily"...


Obligatory Monty Python quote reference
Quote
Cheech (referring to a pool of acid that dissolves flesh and bone but not valuables): No more messy searches!
Chong: Unless we want them!

Also, this, from the same movie
http://www.montypython.net/sounds/yellowbeard/solemn.wav (http://www.montypython.net/sounds/yellowbeard/solemn.wav)
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Post by: dalebert on April 13, 2014, 02:03:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OJollSI.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 13, 2014, 02:09:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rgZjqFA.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 13, 2014, 02:12:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/45QAb6f.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on April 13, 2014, 07:30:16 PM
That chick's veejay is not appealing.
Puppies and rainbows.
(http://animaldreamguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/puppies-and-rainbows-gifblue-dragon22--likes-puppies-and-rainbows---d--on-deviantart-v63txdzh.jpg)


Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on April 14, 2014, 11:38:46 AM
How To Make Chicken Parmigiana (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjQDCrNdsVU#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on April 14, 2014, 09:32:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/812b7bN.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 14, 2014, 11:29:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rczPjSm.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 16, 2014, 03:04:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Y3WxIYt.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 16, 2014, 05:29:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/i61bFI5.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 17, 2014, 08:42:56 AM
Is it even possible to "rape" an object?

https://imgur.com/a/oTl5Q
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Post by: dalebert on April 17, 2014, 08:44:17 AM
Taunting the fattest toddler of 1935 with chocolate:

(http://giant.gfycat.com/KindSardonicAmazondolphin.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2014, 05:46:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pCOLe2G.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2014, 10:51:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uSq8ARi.png)
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Post by: dalebert on April 18, 2014, 11:41:01 PM
The alleged hoax bomber's YouTube channel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zoi0TSiFzc#t=83 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zoi0TSiFzc#t=83)
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Post by: Ylisium on April 20, 2014, 10:16:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/812b7bN.gif)

I don't know why, but this is hot.

Yes, I realize how fucked up I am.
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Post by: Ylisium on April 20, 2014, 10:17:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/EgHbRO7.jpg)

Bantha???
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Post by: dalebert on April 20, 2014, 03:29:06 PM
Bantha???

Supposedly it's a severely deformed baby horse.
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Post by: dalebert on April 20, 2014, 08:26:45 PM
This is a repost, but it's worth it. I can't help picturing it as some old man's face as he makes a raspberry or something.

(http://i.imgur.com/LfRS4dc.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 20, 2014, 11:02:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/8N2nbGo.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 20, 2014, 11:06:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/M7FnoIN.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 21, 2014, 08:21:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/osZxm4Q.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 21, 2014, 11:12:19 PM
Is that Puke?

(http://i.imgur.com/E8pnJLZ.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 23, 2014, 12:06:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7Q7Q1Sv.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 23, 2014, 12:07:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ESsSi11.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 23, 2014, 01:47:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BV0TVNC.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 23, 2014, 02:49:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ehaXtQL.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2014, 09:02:12 AM
Hot Marijke pijpt pownews verslaggever Dutch news reporter gets blowjob on national television (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-zMBOrqLs#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2014, 01:26:10 PM
How To Conceal a Boner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPLGxaZrcdc#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2014, 01:54:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7dgrxlK.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 24, 2014, 01:56:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/hNnKd62.jpg)
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Post by: Ylisium on April 24, 2014, 05:41:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7dgrxlK.jpg)

(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608023084103958896&pid=1.7)
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2014, 09:47:44 AM
It's like a zombie buffet table! I hear we taste like pork.

(http://i.imgur.com/Jk5QHJo.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2014, 10:44:08 AM
Justin Time (Justin Bieber Parody) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_zZOduSNc#ws)
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2014, 10:45:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/yO5cnV3.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2014, 10:46:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/KhtVQp1.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2014, 12:21:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dH1puip.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 25, 2014, 05:59:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/g6a6dZC.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2014, 10:35:11 AM
Brilliant marketing!

(http://i.imgur.com/MM30k9w.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2014, 11:18:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZiAfcYQ.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on April 27, 2014, 12:58:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TGZpoB2.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on April 28, 2014, 11:22:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5LvUAhAtHw
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Post by: dalebert on April 29, 2014, 07:28:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HlXzGLRWPo
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Post by: dalebert on April 30, 2014, 12:09:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hz-Uj_-D2E
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Post by: dalebert on May 07, 2014, 09:43:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fxfj5UJ.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 07, 2014, 09:50:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BPRGRrP.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 07, 2014, 09:52:38 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ibrIYu3W54W2mK.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on May 10, 2014, 04:31:18 PM
It took me a minute to get it. He's had all his ribs removed.

(http://i.imgur.com/p2tlsPU.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 12, 2014, 07:46:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rQMorhe.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on May 12, 2014, 01:41:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/opDUu4r.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on May 12, 2014, 06:31:32 PM
... and Richard Stallman shall bless and keep the FTL computers.
Amen.

(http://eksith.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/saintignucius.jpg)

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Post by: dalebert on May 13, 2014, 05:35:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2tZBkBd.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on May 13, 2014, 07:54:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MorwxkH.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on May 15, 2014, 11:10:58 AM
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/ad8140ffc5880ef280e1f43ef92ea188/tumblr_n3x3upZHJD1rpqlu1o3_400.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on May 15, 2014, 11:46:49 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1094909/Terrifying-clown-prank-make-afraid-dark.html
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Post by: dalebert on May 16, 2014, 02:46:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH3BpitZuKc
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Post by: dalebert on May 17, 2014, 02:34:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXtqvBOlibY
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Post by: dalebert on May 18, 2014, 08:12:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xnQJy7F.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 18, 2014, 02:58:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHjB_MuEfoM
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Post by: dalebert on May 18, 2014, 10:51:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fujYoh0SXBs
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Post by: dalebert on May 18, 2014, 11:20:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6cBsUUd.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on May 19, 2014, 09:06:59 AM
Strong?

(http://i.imgur.com/BrOT5Fo.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 20, 2014, 09:01:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3nmUNGr.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 20, 2014, 11:27:01 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/caRcKIT.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on May 22, 2014, 12:22:01 AM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/PossibleObviousIggypops.gif)
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Post by: sillyperson on May 22, 2014, 10:28:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIFxhy0oCqE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIFxhy0oCqE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIFxhy0oCqE
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Post by: dalebert on May 22, 2014, 06:49:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2cAqqLY.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 23, 2014, 10:46:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo
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Post by: dalebert on May 23, 2014, 02:11:45 PM
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/ffb94ff4fde6fb25912a232f3db043e4/tumblr_mp92y0283n1rbnqgyo1_250.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on May 23, 2014, 02:48:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X457-m7YuQI
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Post by: dalebert on May 23, 2014, 08:50:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhnOo-MKhmg
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Post by: dalebert on May 24, 2014, 07:50:25 PM
http://www.gfycat.com/DifferentEmbarrassedFlies
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Post by: dalebert on May 25, 2014, 04:42:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rHjV2Lb.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on May 26, 2014, 10:41:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erh2ngRZxs0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0_fVzTJO-8
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Post by: Mick Bynes on May 27, 2014, 11:23:54 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/Dmz0ta7SsVJq8/giphy.gif)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJLgZ1dNRic
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Post by: dalebert on May 29, 2014, 12:36:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT2aBtBLMCY
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Post by: dalebert on May 29, 2014, 02:06:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d6UQawTuBY
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Post by: dalebert on May 29, 2014, 02:39:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31qQFjz960
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Post by: dalebert on May 30, 2014, 09:15:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9saeDwI5N08
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Post by: dalebert on May 31, 2014, 10:06:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AqXCJ0m.png)
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Post by: dalebert on May 31, 2014, 10:43:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ok4zmPe.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on June 02, 2014, 11:28:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hyp9krr.gif)
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Post by: dalebert on June 02, 2014, 08:08:41 PM
From the set of Kevin Smith's crazy new movie, Tusk.

(http://i.imgur.com/XjC775h.jpg) (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/kevin-smith-talks-tusk-639293)
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Post by: dalebert on June 03, 2014, 07:24:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fD4p1Fi.jpg)
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Post by: dalebert on June 03, 2014, 09:29:31 AM
http://www.vice.com/read/this-guy-ate-his-own-hip-for-an-art-project
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Post by: dalebert on June 03, 2014, 10:39:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/IdBddEw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 03, 2014, 02:59:35 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 03, 2014, 10:41:14 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 05, 2014, 09:41:03 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 05, 2014, 11:21:50 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: SeanD on June 05, 2014, 11:19:12 PM
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Post by: dalebert on June 06, 2014, 09:56:27 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 09, 2014, 01:39:09 PM
Maybe someone should start an excellent snatches thread.

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Post by: dalebert on June 11, 2014, 09:22:40 AM
Wolverine might have an adamantium skeleton but this guy has adamantium balls!

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Post by: dalebert on June 11, 2014, 03:14:32 PM
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Post by: dalebert on June 12, 2014, 02:24:18 PM
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Post by: dalebert on June 12, 2014, 10:04:03 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 13, 2014, 09:18:04 AM
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Post by: dalebert on June 13, 2014, 09:20:29 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 13, 2014, 09:41:59 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 13, 2014, 02:18:47 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 13, 2014, 02:59:02 PM
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Post by: dalebert on June 13, 2014, 11:55:06 PM
Ugh! I can't even stand this one myself yet I'm still going to subject you folks to it cause it's the Chaos thread.

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Post by: dalebert on June 14, 2014, 02:13:40 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 14, 2014, 02:31:54 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 15, 2014, 07:23:51 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 16, 2014, 05:16:48 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 17, 2014, 04:55:24 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 17, 2014, 11:21:25 PM
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Post by: dalebert on June 18, 2014, 01:44:16 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 18, 2014, 06:25:47 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 19, 2014, 10:01:56 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 20, 2014, 08:49:13 AM
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Post by: sillyperson on June 20, 2014, 07:19:36 PM
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That was awesome!!

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Post by: dalebert on June 21, 2014, 08:06:13 AM
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Post by: dalebert on June 21, 2014, 10:54:25 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on June 22, 2014, 10:10:42 PM
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Post by: dalebert on June 23, 2014, 10:00:41 AM
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Post by: dalebert on June 24, 2014, 07:58:34 AM
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Post by: sillyperson on June 25, 2014, 01:54:48 AM
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Song starts at 0:50

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Post by: dalebert on June 25, 2014, 03:16:40 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
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Post by: dalebert on June 26, 2014, 11:01:25 AM
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Post by: dalebert on June 26, 2014, 11:23:04 AM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
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Post by: dalebert on June 26, 2014, 11:38:08 AM
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Post by: sillyperson on June 26, 2014, 10:46:49 PM
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There are times I see something on the internet, and I'm profoundly glad that I'm not stoned.
This was one of those times.
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Post by: dalebert on June 27, 2014, 09:20:57 AM
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Post by: sillyperson on June 28, 2014, 09:26:00 AM
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He shows that the dream of Lemuria is true
A land lost he will find again
Hear the call from the depth of the anemone song
Do you dare to enter the ship?
Hear the call from below of an underwater world
Land of Mu is close to the stars
In the arms of the sea you will live as hypnotized
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Post by: dalebert on June 29, 2014, 11:28:37 PM
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Post by: dalebert on June 30, 2014, 12:28:35 PM
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Post by: dalebert on June 30, 2014, 03:22:43 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 01, 2014, 12:06:15 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2014, 09:51:55 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 03, 2014, 10:09:18 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 07, 2014, 09:13:26 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 07, 2014, 09:33:08 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 07, 2014, 04:06:32 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 11, 2014, 09:30:43 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 11, 2014, 08:42:56 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2014, 11:50:59 AM
Ew...

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Post by: dalebert on July 14, 2014, 01:30:43 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 16, 2014, 12:21:24 AM
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Post by: sillyperson on July 16, 2014, 12:57:01 PM
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No matter what happens to Morgan Freeman or what part he is playing, he's always ALWAYS Easy Reader, to me.

Uh, uh, uh.
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Post by: dalebert on July 25, 2014, 01:43:50 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 25, 2014, 01:45:05 PM
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Post by: sillyperson on July 25, 2014, 05:52:19 PM
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Post by: dalebert on July 26, 2014, 09:57:32 AM
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Post by: dalebert on July 29, 2014, 01:26:27 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: dalebert on August 01, 2014, 07:01:48 PM
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Post by: dalebert on August 14, 2014, 09:16:57 AM
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Post by: dalebert on August 14, 2014, 09:37:07 AM
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Post by: dalebert on August 28, 2014, 08:13:53 PM
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Post by: dalebert on August 28, 2014, 08:18:19 PM
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Post by: dalebert on September 01, 2014, 09:39:42 PM
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Post by: dalebert on September 02, 2014, 09:09:47 AM
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Post by: dalebert on September 06, 2014, 03:15:15 PM
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Post by: dalebert on September 08, 2014, 12:03:09 AM
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Post by: dalebert on September 08, 2014, 12:19:17 AM
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Post by: dalebert on September 13, 2014, 08:11:38 PM
Oh my Go... oh.

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Post by: dalebert on September 14, 2014, 09:41:57 AM
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Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2014, 10:36:24 AM
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Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2014, 09:50:14 PM
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Post by: dalebert on October 02, 2014, 11:17:13 PM
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Post by: dalebert on December 04, 2014, 06:24:20 PM
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Post by: dalebert on December 05, 2014, 10:54:31 AM
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