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Title: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Riddler on October 11, 2010, 05:23:25 PM
just got back from our last camping foray for the season.
as is traditional, i cook up a vat of ''red'', over a campfire.
now, let me tell you people something right up front.

i know there are 10,000 variations on the common ''chili'' theme, but 9995 of them we can immediately throw right the fuck out the window, and i'll whittle the last five down to 3.

''vegetarian'' chili ? ----i'll use the .22 with rat-shot, just to sting you in the ass on the way through the door.
you fucking people need to go home.

i entered a chili contest at the pumpkin-fag-fest, here in town years ago...took a 1st & 2nd place in 2 years
3rd year, i lost out to some twat that thought celery, carrots & corn belong in chili......as, apparently, the know-nothing cocksuckery that made up the judges panel. (i guess you texas/southern people are probably laughing at this point,  at the fact that a yankee, redneck drunkard is bloviating about a subject long foreign to new-englanders)

trust me, i've been steeped in chili for many years.
i actually pointed out to the powers-that-be, that REAL chili is >>>>>>>beef......and chilies......no fucking beans....no fucking carrots, or any-other-beef-stew-lookin ingredients.
tomatoes? acceptable, only as a vehicle for the meat & chili seasonings
this is the cornerstone of the international chili society (recently held the world chili cookoff in manchester, nh)

16 oz. can of shaefer is key to any good campfire cookery

here are some pics of the chronology: (boner'll hafta step in, most likely, w/ the pic help)

http://img178.imageshack.us/g/036dj.jpg/
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 11, 2010, 05:39:29 PM
Ive tasted many different prize winning chili and BY FAR this was the best recipe Ive ever had. Tastes may vary, so dont bust on my balls over this. Just what I thought tasted best.

cook and drain:

2½ pounds Lean ground chuck
1 pounds Lean ground pork

then add:

1 cup Finely chopped onion
4  Garlic cloves; finely chpd.
1 can Budweiser beer (12 oz.)
8 ounces Hunt's tomato sauce
1 cup Water
3 tablespoons Chili powder
2 tablespoons Ground cumin
2 tablespoons Wyler's beef-flavor instant bouillon (or 6 cubes)
2 teaspoons Oregano leaves
2 teaspoons Paprika
2 teaspoons Sugar
1 teaspoon Unsweetened cocoa
½ teaspoon Ground coriander
½ teaspoon Louisiana hot sauce,to taste

at the end, mix these three and add it to the pot:

1 teaspoon Flour
1 teaspoon Cornmeal
1 tablespoon Warm water
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: BonerJoe on October 11, 2010, 06:18:41 PM
[youtube]L3QBcrliFNk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: davann on October 11, 2010, 07:50:56 PM
I like to use cube steak in my chili. Of course no beans. Tomato is good with a little chopped onion. Jalapenos with a couple of finely diced habaneros. Slow cooked in a slow cooker over night and into the next day.

I've never thought of throwing in a beer. Makes sense, everything is better with beer.

Shaefer is still around? Haven't seen any since High school when it was the beer of choice as a 6-pack was $1.99.  At that price one could get 3 sophomore cheer leaders drunk enough to be able to convince them to start making out with each other. Of course one would puke in the other ones mouth initiating a puke fest that looks terrible for you when the park ranger comes pulling up to investigate why there are 4 high school kids at the park in the middle of a school day and there are 5 empty Shaefer cans on the picnic table that the girls of the group are puking on and around. Is Blatz still around too?
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 11, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Hell, I cant stand Budweiser beer at all, but it seems to give the best flavor to the stuff.............. funny how that works.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Riddler on October 11, 2010, 08:33:37 PM
i don measure nuthin

i started w/ 5 med onions+
5-6 various peppers +
garlic
medium chop
salt/pep
cook down in bacon grease - remove to foil pan
the foil pan shown is 4.5 lb of top round - par-frozen (to ease the cubing process)
1/2-3/4'' cubes
salt/pep/garlic powd/cumin/spec. chili powder*
let sit overnite
cook in dutch oven in small batches
put all meat back in + add veggies + 28 oz. can crush tomatoes + more seasoning
+ beef stock +beer.......cook down
season more
add 1 can kidney beans for the fags


* i ordered dried chilis from pendery's in dallas, tx & make mah own powdah:

calif. red
ancho
smoked jalapeno
aji panca
aji mirasol
aji amarillo

throw a slurp of kentucky bourbon in fo good measure.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Laetitia on October 11, 2010, 08:35:27 PM
Hell, I cant stand Budweiser beer at all, but it seems to give the best flavor to the stuff.............. funny how that works.

I'd not given it much thought, but I guess it's not that surprising.
Coors Light makes better beer batter than anything else I've tried.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Riddler on October 11, 2010, 08:37:36 PM
[youtube]L3QBcrliFNk[/youtube]


i love it.
we were singing that this weekend.
funny how the pr peeps at shaefer dropped the ''when you're having more than one'' slogan.

''shaefer.....for those times when you really wanna drink a shitload of beer''
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: mrapplecastle on October 11, 2010, 10:40:55 PM
no beans  :shock: you're mad man

I've lived in tx all my life, REAL chili most certainly can have beans.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Riddler on October 12, 2010, 09:35:46 AM
no beans  :shock: you're mad man

I've lived in tx all my life, REAL chili most certainly can have beans.

yeah. as i said....it also CAN have corn, celery, tofu, carrots & a whole litany of shit that don't belong.

CASI (chili appreciation society international) RULES:

2. NO FILLERS IN CHILI - Beans, macaroni, rice, hominy, or other similar ingredients are not permitted.
also:

Texas-style chili contains no beans and may even be made with no other vegetables whatsoever besides chili peppers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chili_con_carne

also:

 "The main differences between Texas chili recipes and those other chili recipes is that "real" Texas chili has no beans and the main ingredient, after the meat, is chili peppers - whether chopped, diced, powdered, or liquified. Oh, and Texas chili just tastes better."

 "As I hope we all know, chili was invented in San Antonio, Texas, about the middle of the Nineteenth Century. It began as a simple peasant stew using materials inexpensive and at hand. Meat, chile peppers, comino, oregano and garlic made up the first recipes. All the spices except the comino grow wild in South Texas. The comino was imported from the Canary Islands by settlers in San Antonio in the 1700's."

http://www.g6csy.net/chile/recp-texas.html
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: sandm000 on October 12, 2010, 09:53:43 AM
What is the deal with purported freedom oriented people and the belief that they can cook chili? You get 5 people who make chili every year at porcfest (some for sale, some for the competition) and most of them suck balls.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: mikehz on October 12, 2010, 10:44:15 AM
As I heard one Texan put it, "The moment you stick beans in it, it's not chili, it's bean soup."

This very flavorful recipe won the international chili cook-off in Terlintula, Texas.

El Cid Chili

12 oz chorizo sausage 
2 lbs beef, cut in large cubes
½  lb lean ground beef
2 cans diced tomatoes (14 ounce)
1 bunch cilantro, chopped
1 tsp garlic powder
¼ cup chili powder
1 small can of chopped mild green chilies
1 onion, chopped
2 tsp cumin
1 tsp basil
1 cans beef broth (14 ounce) or 2 cubes beef bullion, dissolved in 14-16 ozs.  water
1 cinnamon stick.

Brown meat on all sides over medium high heat. Cover with broth in a large pot and add other ingredients. Simmer, stirring occasionally, until meat is tender, about 3-4 hours.  Serve with sour cream and grated cheddar cheese, to taste.

 
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: mrapplecastle on October 12, 2010, 08:42:04 PM
Imagine that, me living in texas all these years and the closest thing to texas chili I've had is
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KWqyUVFKL.jpg)




Foods and other items that have texas before their name seem to normally appeal to everyone outside of texas.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: blackie on October 12, 2010, 09:02:32 PM
In Texas they have Texas shaped tortilla chips.
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_5l_QbHXoqsg/SUCEktkhC4I/AAAAAAAAAcs/X0i-kaksud4/s512/thePkg.JPG)
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: mrapplecastle on October 12, 2010, 09:04:35 PM
I've had those.

You can almost get a "texas" anything.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: BonerJoe on October 12, 2010, 09:05:12 PM
You can almost get a "texas" anything.

Texas shaped condoms for Texas shaped penises.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: blackie on October 12, 2010, 09:08:24 PM
If I am in HEB, and buying tortilla chips, I get the Texas shaped ones.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 12, 2010, 09:17:43 PM
You can almost get a "texas" anything.

Texas shaped condoms for Texas shaped penises.


People should run from those. Too many sharp edges 'n stuff.

Matter 'o fact, I think I'll add those to my list of things that should be banned or taxed in another thread.


http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=35258.msg617448#msg617448
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: mrapplecastle on October 12, 2010, 09:41:11 PM
If I am in HEB, and buying tortilla chips, I get the Texas shaped ones.
They're not adequate for scooping.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: blackie on October 12, 2010, 09:49:03 PM
If I am in HEB, and buying tortilla chips, I get the Texas shaped ones.
They're not adequate for scooping.
But they are shaped like Texas.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Evil Muppet on October 13, 2010, 12:48:46 AM
Nothing more obnoxious than a Texan.  I could give a shit what a Texan has to say about anything.  So people don't make chili they way a Texan likes.   Well fuck them and fuck Dragline too.  
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Riddler on October 13, 2010, 07:35:05 AM
Nothing more obnoxious than a Texan.  I could give a shit what a Texan has to say about anything.  So people don't make chili they way a Texan likes.   Well fuck them and fuck Dragline too. 


well, well.....
i see we got us another queer that thinks it's acceptable to put broccoli, turnips, fish & other assorted gayness into chili?
is that about right?
...so, no.....
FUCK YOU.
my thread.
my chili rules.
there'll be no ''anarcho''-chili-bullshit here.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 13, 2010, 01:02:22 PM
Nothing more obnoxious than a Texan.  I could give a shit what a Texan has to say about anything.  So people don't make chili they way a Texan likes.   Well fuck them and fuck Dragline too. 


well, well.....
i see we got us another queer that thinks it's acceptable to put broccoli, turnips, fish & other assorted gayness into chili?
is that about right?
...so, no.....
FUCK YOU.
my thread.
my chili rules.
there'll be no ''anarcho''-chili-bullshit here.


Thats not chili anyway, thats gumbo.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: alaric89 on October 13, 2010, 04:27:24 PM
When I was a kid I got some dried beans and some steaks from a aunt. I boiled the beans in a cast iron saucepan for 24 hours, added onions a bottle of Tabasco and some chopped steak. Pretty simple really. It was pretty good. I have never managed to duplicate it though.
If chili doesn't have beans what do you call what I made?
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 13, 2010, 04:39:32 PM
When I was a kid I got some dried beans and some steaks from a aunt. I boiled the beans in a cast iron saucepan for 24 hours, added onions a bottle of Tabasco and some chopped steak. Pretty simple really. It was pretty good. I have never managed to duplicate it though.


Funny how time makes you think shit was really cool or good when you were a kid.

I remember when I was 12, me and a few friends made these swords and shields out of industrial strength type cardboard, all painted up with crests and gothic looking symbols and stuff. So fast forward like 15 yrs, were sitting around getting high one day reminiscing on that, talking about how cool they were. Few years later, mom is cleaning out the basement and finds the swords and shields we made................. not NEARLY as cool as we remember them.

Not saying your chili stuff sucked, but memory can work like thatl
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: BonerJoe on October 13, 2010, 04:42:00 PM
Things are smaller than I remember they were from childhood.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Riddler on October 13, 2010, 05:40:23 PM
When I was a kid I got some dried beans and some steaks from a aunt. I boiled the beans in a cast iron saucepan for 24 hours, added onions a bottle of Tabasco and some chopped steak. Pretty simple really. It was pretty good. I have never managed to duplicate it though.
If chili doesn't have beans what do you call what I made?

hot meat.......with beans
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: alaric89 on October 14, 2010, 07:31:17 AM
Quickmike when I say kid, I meant 22 years old. Me and the girl I was fucking at the time were starving, that's why my aunt gave us some pantry food. But your right, the fact we were starving might have made the Hot Meat With Beans (coming to an gay adult movie theater near you) taste better.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Evil Muppet on October 14, 2010, 02:27:15 PM
Nothing more obnoxious than a Texan.  I could give a shit what a Texan has to say about anything.  So people don't make chili they way a Texan likes.   Well fuck them and fuck Dragline too. 


well, well.....
i see we got us another queer that thinks it's acceptable to put broccoli, turnips, fish & other assorted gayness into chili?
is that about right?
...so, no.....
FUCK YOU.
my thread.
my chili rules.
there'll be no ''anarcho''-chili-bullshit here.



Who the fuck made you queen of the chili huh?  did you invent the shit?  You have some kind of patent on chili recipes?  Going to sue my ass for copyright infringements for violating the sanctity of chili-ness with beans?   

Fucking cock-smoking elitist chili snob.  We will not stand for your chili tyranny any longer.   

(http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1171706062.jpg)
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Riddler on October 14, 2010, 03:56:22 PM
''my party....my charter''  (chief brody)

don't make me disappear you from this thread my party

....and maybe you didn't see the multiple links to real chili, without beans, ......cocksucker
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on October 14, 2010, 06:45:06 PM
I've always made chili from scrap food I have in my fridge and leftovers.  Ground beef, steak, chicken, black beans, a variety of chiles, a shitload of random spices and hot sauces like daves insanity sauce just to add heat, onions, and I like to add a little bit of bbq sauce and honey to add a little bit of sweetness.

I've never followed any "rules of chili" when making it.  I just throw lots of random shit in there including corn with my only primary guideline being that it be composed mostly of beef and heat.

My chilis are always good.  But until now I've been completely unaware that I was violating chili law, and frankly I don't really give a damn.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 14, 2010, 08:41:09 PM
I've always made chili from scrap food I have in my fridge and leftovers.  Ground beef, steak, chicken, black beans, a variety of chiles, a shitload of random spices and hot sauces like daves insanity sauce just to add heat, onions, and I like to add a little bit of bbq sauce and honey to add a little bit of sweetness.

I've never followed any "rules of chili" when making it.  I just throw lots of random shit in there including corn with my only primary guideline being that it be composed mostly of beef and heat.

My chilis are always good.  But until now I've been completely unaware that I was violating chili law, and frankly I don't really give a damn.

but they'll stick you in chili prison with all the others

god have mercy on your soul
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Riddler on October 14, 2010, 09:54:32 PM
i'm only shit-talking fools that turn chili into vegetable stew
as i said, i throw in a can of beans, to appease the masses
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: mikehz on October 15, 2010, 07:58:52 PM
To be clear, chili can have beans. I love a good chili with beans. Texas chili, however, is bean-less.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: mrapplecastle on October 15, 2010, 09:09:59 PM
Nothing more obnoxious than a Texan.  I could give a shit what a Texan has to say about anything.  So people don't make chili they way a Texan likes.   Well fuck them and fuck Dragline too.  


well, well.....
i see we got us another queer that thinks it's acceptable to put broccoli, turnips, fish & other assorted gayness into chili?
is that about right?
...so, no.....
FUCK YOU.
my thread.
my chili rules.
there'll be no ''anarcho''-chili-bullshit here.



Who the fuck made you queen of the chili huh?  did you invent the shit?  You have some kind of patent on chili recipes?  Going to sue my ass for copyright infringements for violating the sanctity of chili-ness with beans?  

Fucking cock-smoking elitist chili snob.  We will not stand for your chili tyranny any longer.  

(http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1171706062.jpg)
Sir, I grew some of those this year, they suck ass. Very few of the peppers will ever come out looking that good.

http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=32924.msg607833#msg607833
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Bill Brasky on October 17, 2010, 08:58:32 PM
Beans.  Cunt.

Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Riddler on October 17, 2010, 09:29:37 PM
my exception-to-the-rule is thus
1) 16 oz can of beans to
6-7 lbs of meat ie: 3 gal. of chili
findin' beans is like niggas lookin for the prize in the box of cereal
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Bill Brasky on October 17, 2010, 10:42:27 PM
No.  No, man.  Fuck that.  Lots of beans. 

You need to get some vegetables in your creature, when eating chili.  You can't just eat a big plop of meat.  What the fucks wrong with you?

Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Bill Brasky on October 17, 2010, 10:45:01 PM
Have you no couth?
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: mrapplecastle on October 18, 2010, 12:03:18 AM
down here in texas we have lots of mexicans, mexicans like beans, true story.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Bill Brasky on October 18, 2010, 12:44:47 AM
hwwwwwwwk, pthuh.

so fucking what.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Bill Brasky on October 18, 2010, 12:50:31 AM
MACHATAY



Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: mrapplecastle on October 18, 2010, 01:00:13 AM
give me beans or give me death
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: BonerJoe on October 18, 2010, 01:02:42 AM
I bet adding thick refried beans to a meat chili would taste good.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Riddler on October 18, 2010, 07:55:30 AM
No.  No, man.  Fuck that.  Lots of beans. 

You need to get some vegetables in your creature, when eating chili.  You can't just eat a big plop of meat.  What the fucks wrong with you?



chili peppers
onions
garlic
tomatoes

there's your fuckin vegetables

like a big fuckin can of v8
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: sandm000 on October 18, 2010, 09:01:04 AM
I bet adding thick refried beans to a meat chili would taste good.
I'm thinking you may be right. Do not forget that the "Real" refritos have a lot of lard in them.

/Can I haz a "Let's Talk Refritos Puta" thread?
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: BonerJoe on October 18, 2010, 11:05:00 AM
You do not make refried beans without lard. Just like you do not make carnitas without boiling it in lard.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: sandm000 on October 19, 2010, 09:04:27 AM
You do not make refried beans without lard. Just like you do not make carnitas without boiling it in lard.
I think I said "A LOT" not just some. You should be able to name the pig based on the amount of fat in them beans.
Also, if you try to avoid the fat the beans start to look like shit, literally.
(http://kathleeniscookinginmexico.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/black20beans20025.jpg)
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Riddler on October 19, 2010, 05:36:03 PM
don't try to morph my thread into some kinda mexican bullshit food discussion
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Bill Brasky on October 23, 2010, 03:35:51 AM
Thats a horrid looking thing. 

Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Riddler on October 23, 2010, 08:18:40 AM
looks like one i squeezed out just this morning.....sans cheese
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: anarchir on October 27, 2010, 04:12:20 PM
Making chili right now on my break.
Red beans, chile beans, black beans, grilled onion from my parents garden, onion salt, lowrys, brown sugar, generic mexican brand hot sauce, chili powder, ground beef, corn, tomatoes from a jar from my parents garden. Tossin it in a crock pot and gonna eat it tonight.
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Riddler on October 27, 2010, 04:38:37 PM
needs more cumin
Title: Re: Awwrite....let's talk CHILI....bitches
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 05, 2013, 01:52:50 PM
Best chili I've ever put in my mouth hole.


http://www.food.com/recipe/20-000-prize-winning-chili-con-carne-190 (http://www.food.com/recipe/20-000-prize-winning-chili-con-carne-190)